1 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:15,806 You know perfectly well why I smell the way I smell. 2 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:22,271 Like wheat and honey. 3 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,151 And sunlight. 4 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,989 Eric, I am not in the mood. 5 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,909 What are you? 6 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,511 [SOOKIE SCREAMS] 7 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,657 I am not your fucking dinner. 8 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,077 What'd you do that for? You broke my nose. 9 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,413 It'll heal in five minutes. You're a vampire. 10 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,499 - I know I'm a vampire, Snookie. - It's Sookie. 11 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,793 I know what I am. 12 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,673 I just don't know who I am. 13 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,595 Okay. What's the last thing you remember? 14 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:04,808 I don't know. 15 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,687 The sea, maybe. 16 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,107 Home. 17 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,739 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 18 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,074 Eric, focus. 19 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,917 English. 20 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:33,420 Her eyes. Her cold, empty eyes. 21 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:34,880 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 22 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,925 They were reaching into me. 23 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,928 Emptying me. 24 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,473 - Okay. - And it was her. 25 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,310 But it wasn't her. 26 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:52,731 She was in a... In a circle. 27 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,235 Chanting. 28 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,363 And... 29 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,745 Everything I was... 30 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,418 ...was taken from me. 31 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,010 Okay. 32 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,388 I'll help you deal with this. 33 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:27,224 But there are some ground rules that do not get broken... 34 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,268 ...or you are on your own. 35 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:33,814 You do not touch me, and you most certainly do not bite me. 36 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,568 - Oh, forget it. - It's fine. 37 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,238 - Eric. - I swear it. 38 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,825 Well, let's go, then. 39 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,875 I am grateful for this. 40 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,544 SOOKIE: Whatever. 41 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,673 JESUS: You still feeling light-headed? - Not so much. 42 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:03,927 JESUS: Well, all your vitals are fine. Just take it easy for a day or two. 43 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:07,055 Oh, my God. What was it like being bitten? 44 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,476 - It hurt. - I hate that motherfucker. 45 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,146 He tortured Lafayette for three days. 46 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,648 - "Torture" torture? - Yeah. 47 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,109 HOLLY: Son of a bitch. 48 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,153 So thanks for bringing me tonight. 49 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,780 It's been a while since I got attacked by a vampire. 50 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:27,409 Guess what. It still sucks, and it still freaks my shit out. 51 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,537 Climb off that cross. You don't think it freaked my shit out? 52 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:34,291 Two hours. Two hours I'm back in town and some fanger is on my neck. 53 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,294 It's not just any fanger. This is Eric fucking Northman... 54 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,130 ...who's fucking ancient and stupid powerful... 55 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,216 ...and can kill all of us. And now he probably will. 56 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,302 Well, somebody ought to call the police. 57 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:49,389 You think the hillbilly police are gonna do anything? You think they can? 58 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,392 We can't just do nothing and let him get away with this. 59 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:56,146 Eric Northman is a thousand years old. Ain't no police can touch him. 60 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,148 He tried to kill Marnie. 61 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,816 LAFAYETTE: Well, thank God he didn't. 62 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:03,153 The best thing we can do is forget this ever happened. 63 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,031 MARNIE: But it did happen. He attacked us. 64 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:12,329 Unprovoked. He came in here uninvited, and he demanded that we stop gathering. 65 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:16,500 Stop practicing our religion. 66 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:20,087 Last time I checked, there was still freedom of religion in America. 67 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,506 What does he think this is, Nazi Germany? 68 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,549 He did look kind of Aryan. 69 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:30,514 How dare he? He has no right. He has no right! 70 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,975 He's a vampire. They don't care about rights, religion... 71 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:38,688 ...the law, or anybody else. They just want our blood. 72 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,525 Marnie, what did you do to make him leave? 73 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,151 And how did you do it? 74 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,697 I have no idea. 75 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,879 TIMBO: How come Mr. Jason's tied up in there? 76 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,215 BECKY: He's gonna help us make some new werepanthers. 77 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,676 TIMBO: How? LUTHER: What do you mean? The usual way. 78 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,011 TIMBO: But he ain't... BECKY: Well, he's turning. 79 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,806 TIMBO: I thought we was only born this way. 80 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,101 LUTHER: Not the first panthers. Not Ghost Mama and Ghost Daddy. 81 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:21,064 Way back, a long time ago, when Ghost Daddy and Mama was still alive... 82 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,276 ...panthers was kings of the nature world. 83 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:29,823 The man world worshiped them as God. Because they was. 84 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,410 Then the sky people came, and they seduced man... 85 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,287 ...and turned him against nature. 86 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,915 All except one man and one woman, which was... 87 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:43,587 - Ghost Mama and Ghost Daddy. - Bless your sweet, little heart. 88 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:47,090 And they come into the woods under a full moon. 89 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:52,262 And they said, "Mighty panther, we don't want to live in the man world. 90 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:57,309 We want to live with you in our skins, not in a dream." 91 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,605 So, what did the panther do? 92 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,607 He ate Ghost Mama and Ghost Daddy. 93 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,651 And when they was in his belly, they soaked up his magic... 94 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:10,155 ...and then he puked them up, and the next full moon, they turned. 95 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,117 - That was the beginning of our kind. - How come there ain't more of us? 96 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,953 Because the man world's been fighting a war with nature... 97 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:20,290 ...and nature's pissed at all of us for letting it happen. 98 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,459 How many times I gotta tell you that, boy? 99 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,545 It just seems to me like nature would be a whole lot smarter... 100 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,507 ...if she tried kicking man's ass instead of our own. 101 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:32,677 Nature ain't need to be smart. Nature is nature. 102 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:37,057 Nature is bigger than us, Timbo. Ain't for us to figure out her ways. 103 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:42,604 Well, guess that leaves us on the short end of the stick, then, don't it? 104 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,481 You reckon it's in him yet? 105 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:48,318 Hell, yeah. Fever on him like that means it's working. 106 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:52,489 Next full moon, he'll be saying goodbye to what little piece of man's left in him. 107 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,913 - How you feeling, baby? - Is that Felton? Felton. 108 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,375 If you're gonna kill me, be a fucking man and just do it. 109 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,876 Don't string it out. 110 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,003 You swore to me you weren't gonna kill him. 111 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,006 I ain't gonna kill him, baby. 112 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,342 Least not till we got out of him what we want. 113 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,721 Hey. What'd he mean by that? 114 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,348 Shh. 115 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,184 I swear I ain't gonna let him kill you. 116 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,437 I just want to thank you. 117 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:28,358 - For what? - For all you done and all you're gonna do. 118 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,111 What exactly am I gonna do? 119 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,365 You are so generous. You got such a big heart. 120 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,743 Once you turn, we get to be together forever. 121 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,203 Once I... 122 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,247 ...turn? 123 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,543 Ain't he pretty? 124 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,714 Sure is. 125 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,845 I think we got us one. 126 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,556 [GIRL GROANING] 127 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,057 [CHUCKLES] 128 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:05,186 MAN 1: Hey, Ray. Turn the light on. Turn the light on, turn the light on. 129 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,730 [VAMPIRE GROWLS] 130 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,025 Who's next? 131 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,152 Who? 132 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,988 - Quit it! - Ahh! He attacked me! Ahh! 133 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:19,242 You either hand over that camera, or you're all dead. 134 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,621 MAN 1: Ha, ha. No way. We got silver spray and wooden bullets. 135 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,873 Ha! 136 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,381 - He would have killed me! - See, America? 137 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,759 Share this video on your Facebook page... 138 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:41,222 ...and visit www.vamps-kill.com... 139 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,351 ...for more undercover videos and even scarier stuff. 140 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:47,479 Wake up, America! Before we're all dead! 141 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,648 Seriously! 142 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:58,531 - It was clearly entrapment. - Clearly. 143 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:02,702 Unfortunately for you, that is irrelevant. 144 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,954 It is expressly forbidden by the Authority... 145 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,956 ...to be filmed feeding on a human. 146 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:11,419 You broke the law, and now you have to pay the price. 147 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,006 - Which is? - The true death. 148 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,051 Ha, ha, ha. That's a little extreme. 149 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,598 It's the only way I can see to guarantee that you won't do this again. 150 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,893 I'm being punished now for being what I am? 151 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,603 No. 152 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,107 You're being punished for being stupid. 153 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:36,194 He's all yours, Bucky. Yes, send her through. 154 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:40,323 - You want to send us back into the coffin. - Russell Edgington already did that. 155 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,369 I demand a trial. I want to take this case to the Authority! 156 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,706 I am the Authority, you idiot! 157 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,209 VAMPIRE: It's not fair! I was just doing what we do! 158 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,545 - My liege. - Jessica. 159 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,966 What a pleasant surprise. What brings you out here tonight? 160 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,884 I was wondering if you had any Advil. 161 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,471 I was supposed to get some for Hoyt, but the stores are closed. 162 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,181 Maybe someone on your human staff? 163 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,059 I'm sure we can rustle something up for you. 164 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,565 But you didn't visit me tonight for the first time in months... 165 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,025 ...to ask me for Advil. 166 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,862 So why don't you tell me what's really going on? 167 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,656 Promise you won't judge? 168 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,995 Believe me, it would be a welcome relief not to have to judge. 169 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,249 I just fed on a guy. 170 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,877 Who's not Hoyt. 171 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,216 Tell me you weren't somewhere that you might have been photographed. 172 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,218 I was at Fangtasia. 173 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,846 You know that they check cameras at the door now. 174 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,016 Because if someone catches you on film feeding and it gets out... 175 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,517 ...even I cannot protect you. 176 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,896 Bill, I am not stupid. I'm just unfaithful. 177 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,232 And really guilty. 178 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,403 - Was the victim willing? - Very. 179 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,240 Okay. 180 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,704 - You have to discuss this with Hoyt. - Oh, God. 181 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,499 You need to explain to him why you did it. 182 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,418 He'll be so hurt. 183 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:22,217 Well, imagine how hurt he'd feel if he ever found out from someone else. 184 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,222 I hate my life. 185 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,520 Jess. 186 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,607 Vamp up. 187 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,902 If you love him, you tell the truth. 188 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,404 Period. 189 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,457 [VAMPIRE SCREAMS & GUNSHOT] 190 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,755 I'm hoping I might be able to find a pair of Jason's old work boots. 191 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,591 They'll probably be too small for you, but... 192 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,304 It's okay. You can come in. It's your... 193 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:13,268 As it's your first time in my house, obviously, you need an invitation. 194 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,603 Eric, won't you please come in? 195 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,441 - Don't step on the rug. - Oh. 196 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,365 Sorry. 197 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,998 FANGBANGER: Yeah. Fuck, yeah. Suck it. 198 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,583 Oh. 199 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,961 Bite that neck! Harder! Bite it! 200 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,214 Dial it back a notch, Jethro. You're starting to piss me off. 201 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,675 [PHONE RINGS] 202 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,638 Good evening, Fangtasia. 203 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,516 Northern Louisiana's most fangtastic club. What do you want? 204 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,311 SOOKIE: Hey, Pam. It's Sookie. 205 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,564 I thought you should know that Eric is here. 206 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:04,027 - So? It's his house. - He doesn't seem to remember that. 207 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,030 Or much else. 208 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,407 Pam? 209 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,409 Hello? 210 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,745 Oh, man. 211 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,041 Sorry, the water got cold. 212 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,585 Doesn't bother me. 213 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,673 [LAUGHS] 214 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,302 It tickles. 215 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:42,315 You are really beautiful. 216 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,568 Um... Thanks? 217 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,404 ERIC: Who the fuck's she? - Fuck. 218 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,658 Sorry. Sorry, that was rude. I'm sorry. 219 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,910 What do you know about what happened to you? 220 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,414 - You have to hide him. - No way. 221 00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,624 He's in danger. 222 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,836 - You'll be able to protect him better. - I'll be the first place they'll look. 223 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,214 - "They" who? - The witches who did this. 224 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,259 Witches? Oh, great. Now I have to deal with witches? 225 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,844 No! Not my problem. 226 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,847 Actually, you're living in his house, so it is your problem. 227 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,766 It's my house? 228 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,936 Thanks a lot, Pam. I'll just go to Bill. 229 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,313 Tell Bill, and I will rip you to pieces. 230 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,982 [PAM SCREAMS] 231 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,573 Be nice to her. 232 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:38,788 Sookie, I believe Bill set Eric up and sent him into that coven... 233 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,832 ...knowing it was a trap. Wouldn't be... 234 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,292 ...the first time he tried to get rid of Eric. 235 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,212 - Yeah, because Eric tasted me. - I did? 236 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,966 Yeah. Against my will, so, technically, you fang-raped me. 237 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,884 Oh, sorry. 238 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,846 Promise me you won't go to Bill. 239 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,558 I'm sure he would use this as an excuse to get the A.V.L. To sign off... 240 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,310 ...on assassinating Eric. I know he wants to. 241 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:05,064 Eric has to stay here with you, and no one can know. 242 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,990 Okay. 243 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,994 But you are gonna have to pay me for babysitting him. 244 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,246 If y'all are gonna keep messing with my life... 245 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,833 ...I ought to at least get something out of it, goddamn it. 246 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,508 BUNN [ON TV]: Nan Flanagan can spin all she wants, but everybody saw Edgington... 247 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,178 ...murder a man on TV, and Reverend Steve Newlin... 248 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,180 ...has been missing for over six months. 249 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,352 Look, if we want to survive, we have to fight back. 250 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,689 We must destroy them. How many anti-vampire patriots... 251 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,901 ...have to disappear before...? - Where the hell you been? 252 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:54,572 What the...? Do you have any idea how worried I was about you? 253 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,701 Do you know there's people out there that want to kill vampires these days? 254 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,870 Hello. My own mother took a shot at you. 255 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:06,375 - Hoyt. We need to talk. - I found this fucking doll on the bed again. 256 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,378 - I thought you said you got rid of it. - I did. 257 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,633 - I threw it in the lake. - We've thrown it away. 258 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,303 I took it to the dump, and you threw it in the lake and it's back? 259 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,889 - You playing a trick on me? - Of course not. 260 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,726 Well, somebody's fucking with us. 261 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,021 Hoyt, I was with another guy tonight. 262 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,778 What? 263 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,658 I went back to Fangtasia, and I fed on a guy I met there last night. 264 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:45,123 - Did you fuck him? - What? No. No! 265 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,750 You just bit him and drank his blood? 266 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,295 Because, you know, with us that usually means sex after. 267 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,340 No. I only fed on him, I swear to God. 268 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,008 Oh, you only fed on him? 269 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,554 So when I kiss you, I'll only be tasting his blood? 270 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:04,142 I'm so sorry. I am. But I was hungry for something different. 271 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,393 Wow. 272 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,770 Oh, come on. You at least look at other women. 273 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,982 No, I don't! Because other women don't exist for me! 274 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,322 Hoyt. 275 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,450 Hoyt, look at me. 276 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,954 Please. 277 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,459 Don't you dare. 278 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,217 I am so sorry for what I did... 279 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,137 ...and I'm even more sorry for what I'm doing now. 280 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:45,349 But, Hoyt, you are too good a person and too important to me... 281 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,810 ...for me to hurt you like this. 282 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,813 So, honey, it never happened. 283 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,231 Okay. 284 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,193 I love you so much. 285 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,988 I'll never do it again. Let's just be happy together. 286 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,158 - Okay? - Well, I am happy, Jess. 287 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,953 How could I not be happy being with you? 288 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,045 I'm the luckiest man in the world. 289 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,101 It's okay. You can come down. 290 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,688 Come on. 291 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,742 - Wow. This really is my house. - Yeah, but not for long. 292 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,745 And you live here? In my house? 293 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,538 Yes. 294 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,374 - Are you mine? - No. 295 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,876 Do you belong to another vampire? 296 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,419 No. 297 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,089 Would you like to be mine? 298 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:04,136 Not really, but thank you for asking. 299 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,722 Eric. 300 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,601 Let me go. 301 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,064 I just want to thank you for everything. That's all. 302 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,942 You're welcome. Please let me go now. 303 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,318 What are you? 304 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:24,407 I am really sick of being asked that question, is what I am. 305 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,409 Let me go. 306 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,828 - Of course. - Thanks. 307 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,915 Sorry. 308 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,773 I still don't get it. 309 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,109 Why does he even care about our circle? 310 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,445 He's a fucking bully. 311 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,531 I know one more fucking thing. He ain't gonna forget about this. 312 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,284 Which is why we need to be proactive. 313 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,329 - Do not tell me you're suggesting... - Go to him. 314 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,955 Shit, go to Fangtasia. 315 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:17,710 - I thought you said we should try to forget. - I wish it was easy. This ain't going away. 316 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,547 Baby, what exactly do you expect to accomplish by visiting Eric? 317 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:26,469 I expect to throw my black ass at his mercy and beg his forgiveness. 318 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:31,474 Let him know it was Marnie and hopefully keep us all from getting killed. 319 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,893 Are you fucking kidding me? It's suicide. 320 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,312 No. We ain't letting you do that. 321 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:41,484 Bitch, you need to do yourself a solid and get the fuck on up out this place. 322 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,653 Go back to your hot girlfriend and leave all the pain... 323 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,907 ...this shithole has dumped on you behind. 324 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,993 I'm gonna skip town when you're in big trouble with a vampire... 325 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,080 ...who still gives you nightmares. That's the kind of person I am. 326 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,166 - Fuck you. - Ha, ha. Wow. I like her. 327 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:01,712 She doesn't put up with your bullshit. I could learn a thing or two from her. 328 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,507 Boyfriend, you don't need to learn nothing from nobody. 329 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,385 You perfect just the way you is. 330 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,179 JESUS: Oh, my God. 331 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,014 Aw. 332 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:13,849 Nice try. 333 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:20,064 Well, shit. I gotta get up in a few hours and go to work. 334 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,442 I'm going to beddy-bed. Y'all bitches clean. 335 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,736 Night. 336 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,245 Promise me you won't let him go to Fangtasia. 337 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,872 Of course not. 338 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,376 - He gets a bug up his bonnet. - I can convince him not to do this... 339 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,878 ...in a way that'll make him think it was his idea. 340 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,755 LAFAYETTE: I heard that. 341 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,800 Heh. Whoops. 342 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,720 LAFAYETTE: What else you done you made me think was my idea? 343 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:54,223 JESUS: Moving into your place, baby. 344 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,642 [CELL PHONE CHIMING] 345 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:58,936 Fuck. 346 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,734 Fuck! Ow! Fuck! 347 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,406 JASON [OVER MACHINE]: You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. 348 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:15,077 If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me. 349 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,955 Or leave a message here, please. 350 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,916 Stackhouse, where the hell are you? 351 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,919 I ain't been able to get a hold of you for almost 48 hours. 352 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,172 You can't disappear whenever you feel like it. 353 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:28,924 You're a goddamn public servant. 354 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,928 Sweet Jesus. 355 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:40,728 I used once today, and I already feel like doing it again. 356 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:46,609 I need your help, Jason. Please call me the minute you get this. 357 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:54,283 God grant me the serenity to... 358 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,951 Fuck it. 359 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:09,507 [MOANING] 360 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:18,015 Morning, Sheriff Bellefleur. 361 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,518 What brings you out here this early in the day? 362 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,353 I'll ask the questions here. 363 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,814 Last time I checked, I was the sheriff, not you. 364 00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,650 Okay. 365 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:32,071 How many times have I told you not to let trash accumulate outside like that? 366 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,366 - It's a fucking fire hazard. - Andy, that ain't trash. It's supplies. 367 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,660 I'm in the process of taking it all inside. 368 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:42,665 Look how overgrown these trees are. You're sitting on a three-alarm disaster. 369 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:47,378 All due respect, I keep everything in line with parish fire codes. 370 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,256 I can barely keep up with my insurance premiums as it is. 371 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,007 You calling me a liar? 372 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:55,844 No. Hey, I'm merely saying I think you might be mistaken about... 373 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:58,889 You think because I know you can turn into flies and dogs... 374 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,599 ...and dog shit for all I know... 375 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,394 ...you think that gives you the right to buck my authority? 376 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,853 Listen to yourself, Andy. 377 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,439 You been drinking? 378 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,859 You fucking... 379 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,285 Andy. Andy, what are you doing? 380 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,745 I am the fucking law, Merlotte. 381 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,248 And don't you forget it! Shit. 382 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,750 I promise you I will not forget this. 383 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,380 You get a tree service out here ASAP... 384 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,049 ...or I'm gonna write your ass up. 385 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,218 You piece of shit! 386 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,262 [SIREN WAILING] 387 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,270 Jesus Christ. 388 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,908 Goddamn. 389 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,661 - You're a sight for sore eyes. - Whoa! 390 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,247 - It's good to see you too. - Ha-ha-ha! 391 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,251 Come on in. 392 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:15,924 - Nice house. - Thanks. 393 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,595 Grab a seat. 394 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,901 It's so good to see you. 395 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:38,155 - We all thought you were... - Dead. I know. 396 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,949 When did you move to Shreveport? 397 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,826 About eight months ago. 398 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,287 Got a big contract building this subdivision. 399 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,289 This economy, you go where the work is... 400 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,668 ...and I was ready to get out of Mississippi after everything that... 401 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,253 - You know. - Uh-huh. 402 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:59,009 Okay, yeah, you said on the phone you had a favor to ask of me. 403 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,304 I want you to take care of Eric Northman. 404 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,473 Take care of him? 405 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:10,479 - You want me to kill him? - Oh, my God, no. 406 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,148 I want you to take care of him. 407 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:18,529 He's sick and he needs a place to stay. Well, hide out, actually. 408 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,322 DEBBIE: Hey there, Sookie. 409 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,075 Sookie, you just hear her out. 410 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,871 I know that I owe you a big apology. 411 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:31,917 I would have made amends if I didn't think you were dead. 412 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,837 Debbie's been clean and sober for almost a year. 413 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,256 - You tried to kill me. - Yup. 414 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:40,759 I did. I was seriously fucked up at the time. 415 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,095 Pardon my French, but that ain't no excuse. 416 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:47,182 Now I got the program, and I got Jesus on my side, and Alcide... 417 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,561 ...and I'm hoping you'll give me a chance to win back your trust. 418 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,189 I know it's gonna take some time. I'm willing to put that time in if you are. 419 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:57,067 Uh, sure. 420 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,362 Thank you, Sookie. 421 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,239 You're a big person. 422 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,411 - You want a Vienna sausage? - No, thanks. 423 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,787 Squash pickle? 424 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,540 Actually, I think I'd better get back to Bon Temps. 425 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:15,544 I'm working the lunch shift, so... Don't worry, I'll see myself out. 426 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,510 Just give her time. 427 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:33,771 Sookie. I guess I should have told you... 428 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,273 ...me and Debbie was back together when you called. 429 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,901 But honestly, I was afraid you wouldn't come. 430 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:42,070 I'm happy for you. Debbie looks really good, really healthy. 431 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:46,116 I hope she can keep with it. Lord knows stranger things have happened. 432 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,826 So Eric needs a place to stay? 433 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,788 Yeah. One he won't have to share with a recovering V addict. 434 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,417 I could maybe put him in one of these homes we haven't sold yet. 435 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,085 He helped swing the whole job... 436 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,588 ...after I did a couple favors for him last year. 437 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:03,008 - It's the least I could do. - This was a half-baked idea on my part. 438 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:06,512 - I'm nervous about him in my house. - He's staying at your house? 439 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,639 This is not your problem. 440 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,766 It was good to see you. 441 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,783 SALESWOMAN 1 [ON TV]: Just look at those big brown eyes and that bright orange hair... 442 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,829 ...and that little expression that says, "I am up to no good." 443 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,331 SALESWOMAN 2: Well, it is Halloween. - Can you read that, Tommy? 444 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,500 SALESWOMAN 1: And what more perfect Halloween gift? 445 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:41,505 - Marie Osmond... Adora? - Good. 446 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,173 Belly? 447 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,008 - Belle. - There's a E on the... 448 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,511 - It's French. I don't know. - Why is it...? 449 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,346 Just ignore that. 450 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,808 - Freida. Frigate... - Fright. 451 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,810 Fright. Doll. 452 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:59,648 Marie Osmond Adora Belle Freida Fright doll. 453 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,483 Oh, very good, Tommy. 454 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:05,320 All that hard work you've been doing is paying off. 455 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,656 I think sweet, little Freida would... 456 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:11,159 ...be a welcome addition to our collection. 457 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:14,371 And just in time for Halloween next week. 458 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,831 [DOOR KNOCKS] 459 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,208 Oh, could you get that Tommy, honey? 460 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:22,004 There's only three of them left, and I don't want to miss out. 461 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:26,174 Hi. Yes. I'm calling to order the Marie Osmond... 462 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,844 ...Adora Belle Freida Fright doll. 463 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,430 - Yeah? - Good morning. 464 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,515 I'm looking for Maxine Fortenberry. 465 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,892 Why? 466 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,854 I'd like to talk to her about an exciting opportunity to sell her natural gas... 467 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:44,151 ...lease rights for what could prove to be a substantial amount of money. 468 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:49,531 And I should have a mess of frequent shopper rewards points... 469 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:53,368 ...I'd like to apply to this purchase. - Yeah, well, uh... 470 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,914 I'm Max. Max Fortenberry. 471 00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:00,751 Paul McClatchy, Arapahoe Energy. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Max. 472 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,419 So... 473 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,713 So how much money we talking about here? 474 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:10,761 I'm prepared to offer up to $10,000 an acre for three years, plus 17.5 percent royalties... 475 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,056 ...on any resources we locate and are able to extract. 476 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,935 How about 12 an acre for five years, plus 20 percent on whatever you find? 477 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,564 Well, we can certainly negotiate, Max. 478 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,983 You got a card, Paul? 479 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,819 Sure do. There you go. 480 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:33,116 All right. Well, let me talk it over with my mama and we'll get back to you. 481 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,993 I would appreciate that very much. 482 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,913 All right, thanks, Paul, and... 483 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,916 - And have a nice day. - Right back at you. 484 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,301 MAXINE: You can see that, I'm sure, on your computer. 485 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,971 - Who was that? - Jehovah's Witness. 486 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,263 Oh. 487 00:32:56,099 --> 00:33:00,018 You want me to make you another cup of coffee, Miss Fortenberry? 488 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,979 Bless your heart. 489 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,941 And you know you're supposed to call me Mama. 490 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,443 SALESWOMAN 1: And this is one of her best-selling dolls. 491 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,445 Oh, yes, I'm here. Uh-huh. 492 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,365 CRYSTAL: Jason. 493 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:18,787 Jason. You changed my life. You know that? 494 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,459 You woke me up to a whole other world. 495 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:28,964 A world I never would have seen if it weren't for you. 496 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,551 Crystal? 497 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,886 If you ever loved me... 498 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:37,139 Of course I love you. 499 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:41,977 - Well... - I'm gonna be mama to all your baby cubs. 500 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,896 Of which there will be many. 501 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,237 Dog damn, Jason. You're burning up. 502 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:56,700 That means it's working. Panther magic's taking hold of you. 503 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,494 Ain't that great? 504 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:01,038 I'm dying. 505 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:04,666 I'm fucking dying. 506 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,507 You was always wondering what your purpose was in life. 507 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,052 Well, this is it right here. 508 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,556 To save our people from going extinct. 509 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:23,852 Oh, Jesus. Help me. 510 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,605 Our girls ain't getting pregnant much anymore. 511 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:32,360 Some do, but cubs either come out dead or they die soon thereafter. 512 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,614 The ones that live ain't much to brag about. 513 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:38,533 Hey, Crystal. Look at me. 514 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,036 I'm sick, baby. 515 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,704 You ain't sick. 516 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,706 I need a doctor. 517 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,249 You're being reborn. 518 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,711 As one of us. 519 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,298 As our new Ghost Daddy. 520 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,476 I need you to take this, okay? 521 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:08,271 - What is it? Medicine? - Uh-huh. 522 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,279 Thank you. 523 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,574 - It's Mexican Viagra. - What the fuck? 524 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:23,578 Not that you need it, but just in case. 525 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,915 Well, it never worked on Felton, anyway. Heh, heh. 526 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,937 SOOKIE: Hey, Tara. 527 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,273 TARA: I need a favor, Sook. - Okay. 528 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:56,319 I need you to talk to Eric Northman and beg him to forgive Lafayette. 529 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,155 - Forgive him for what? - He'll know. 530 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:00,657 Well, what if he doesn't? 531 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,244 I went with Lafayette and Jesus to this Wicca circle... 532 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,830 ...that Holly and them are in, and Eric attacked us... 533 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,749 ...and one of the witches cast a spell to make him leave. 534 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,626 Do you know what kind of spell? 535 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,796 No. And why do I get the feeling you're more upset about Eric... 536 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:18,300 ...than to the leader, who he bit? Or me, who he tried to? 537 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,969 - Oh, my God. - So can you just try to square things... 538 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,139 ...between Lafayette and Eric so Lafayette doesn't end up dead... 539 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,684 ...in that dungeon in the basement of Fangtasia? Again. 540 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:33,023 Tara, I'm pretty sure Lafayette doesn't have anything to fear from Eric right now. 541 00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:39,446 But I'll be happy to talk to him if I run into him. 542 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:43,033 If? He bought your house. He has a cubby in it. 543 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,786 Yeah, but I haven't seen him. 544 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,581 I mean, since Pam told me he's gone missing. 545 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,750 Missing? Fuck. 546 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:57,297 Well, hello, stranger. When did you get back into town? 547 00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,549 Yesterday. 548 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,260 Where have you been for the last year? 549 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:05,639 Well, my tables ain't gonna wait themselves, so... 550 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:09,059 Join me in a shot of tequila? 551 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,727 - Hell, yeah. - Yeah? 552 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,395 Yeah. 553 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,073 Here's to old friends. 554 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:28,411 - To old friends. - Which I'm assuming we still are. 555 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:32,123 Otherwise, I wouldn't even bother asking you, what the fuck? 556 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,211 I need a little more information to know what you're talking about. 557 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,255 I tell you I'm a shifter, you leave town. 558 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:41,424 I don't mind sharing with you, but that fucking hurt. 559 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,510 That's not why I left. 560 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:47,597 I was just following your advice. You said I could start a brand new life. 561 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,724 I never said any such thing. 562 00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:52,477 Because that ain't true. 563 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,938 The life we got is the life we got. 564 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,274 The jury's still out on that for me. 565 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,697 - You still hate me for being a shifter? - Mm. 566 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:08,243 - I never hated you for anything. - Yeah. 567 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,036 I was just traumatized. 568 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,789 You okay now? 569 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,583 - Yeah. - Yeah? 570 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,502 Yeah. I'm good. 571 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,338 You got a place to stay? I got a unit open. 572 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,757 I'm just here for a few days. 573 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,928 - Can stay at my place. - Wow. Um... 574 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,932 - That's really nice. - Well? 575 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:35,437 But I'm seeing somebody, Sam. 576 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,814 Back in New Orleans. 577 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,275 Okay. Okay. 578 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,528 - Wasn't insinuating. - Mm-hm. 579 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,740 I'm seeing somebody too. It's very early stages. 580 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,616 Yeah, well... 581 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,786 Do her a favor and stop flirting with me. 582 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,955 Because you hate it so much. 583 00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:58,793 - You're bad, Sam Merlotte. - Yes, I am bad. 584 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:02,380 Hey, Tara, Sam. You guys seen Lafayette? 585 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,341 He's in the kitchen. 586 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,970 - No, he's not. - Fuck. Bye, Sam. 587 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:13,224 JESUS: I checked here to make sure he didn't do anything stupid. 588 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,686 - Shit! His car is gone! - Motherfucker. 589 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,856 Terry told me he paid him $100, $100 to cover his shift tonight. 590 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,650 - Thought you would talk him out of it! - I thought I did! 591 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,528 Take my car. I got something in the trunk we're gonna need. 592 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,822 He's only got 15 minutes on us, tops. 593 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,616 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 594 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,493 Motherfucker. 595 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:51,346 ANSWERING MACHINE: At the tone, please record your voice message. 596 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:55,016 Eric, this is the second message I've left you. 597 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:01,439 I want you to call me back now. 598 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:06,778 And to avoid any confusion, that is a command from your king. 599 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:20,542 I have a proposal for you. 600 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,043 Okay. 601 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,798 I believe you and I have a very functional and successful business relationship. 602 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,550 So do I. 603 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:33,054 And unless I'm mistaken, that relationship is also friendly. 604 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,807 - Genuinely friendly. - I agree. 605 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,767 Okay. Thank you. 606 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:41,729 Now, I completely understand the concept of not rocking the boat. 607 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:43,731 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 608 00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:47,735 But, on the other hand, I think it doesn't make much sense... 609 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,405 ...to not go after something one wants... 610 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:54,742 ...when that something happens to be seemingly unattached. 611 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,455 I do believe you are blushing. 612 00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,956 Well, here's the thing, Bill. 613 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,918 There are about three guys in this whole town that I ever considered dating. 614 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,920 And I did. I dated all three of them. 615 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:09,757 One turned out to be gay, one is a secret racist... 616 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:12,969 ...and the other one is seriously underwhelming in the sack. 617 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:17,348 Now, you are the smartest, most powerful man I know... 618 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,435 ...and I am the smartest, most powerful woman I know. 619 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:24,439 So I propose we try... The operative word being "try"... 620 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:30,111 To add sex to that equation, knowing that we are both adults... 621 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,863 ...and if it doesn't work out... 622 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:35,450 ...it doesn't have to impact our professional friendship. 623 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,040 Well, you really have thought all this out. 624 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:47,545 What do you say? 625 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,884 I can never love you. 626 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:03,311 One needs a young heart to take the leap that love requires of us... 627 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,691 ...and my heart, like every other part of me, is no longer young. 628 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,361 I can accept that. 629 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,324 Check, please. 630 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,660 JESSICA: I think he really likes it. 631 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:21,162 It's kind of dirty, isn't it? 632 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,331 No, no. That's just age. 633 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,084 You know, that doll's been in my family for a long time. 634 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,211 - It's kind of like an heirloom. - Ohh. 635 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,046 Well, you should keep it then. 636 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,507 No, I owe your baby a gift. 637 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,385 Please, I want you to have it, and look, he loves it. 638 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,429 Thank you, Jessica. We appreciate it. 639 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:46,563 Nice, sturdy doll like that. He can't do too much damage to it. 640 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,788 How long you gonna keep wearing that thing? 641 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,707 Hey, can we talk? In private? 642 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,543 Talk. 643 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:14,132 - Got some pretty interesting news, Sam. - Okay. 644 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:20,722 Well, Maxine's house might be sitting on a fuckload of natural gas. 645 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:23,975 Ohh. Good for Maxine. 646 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,228 Yeah, but the good part is she don't even know about it. 647 00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:31,065 How do you know? 648 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:33,818 Prospector come to the house, talked to me. 649 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,572 - And I didn't even tell her. - Why not? She's got a right to know. 650 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,283 Not if we're gonna buy the house out from underneath her. 651 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,119 I bet you we can get it cheap. She got money problems. 652 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,330 Spends it all on mail-order dolls. 653 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,166 You want to buy Maxine's house? 654 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:52,587 Yeah. Yeah, you and me, and then we could split all the natural gas money. 655 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,922 I'm not gonna let you do that to Maxine. 656 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,967 What? What? Hey. 657 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,929 Hey. You're choosing Maxine over your own flesh and blood? 658 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:05,475 No, I'm choosing right over wrong. Speaking of wrong, Tommy... 659 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,436 ...there's something wrong with you if you would consider... 660 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:11,606 ...doing this to someone who's been nothing but generous to you. 661 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:14,609 She don't care about me. Maxine just wants another Hoyt. 662 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,195 Hoyt is a good man who would never steal... 663 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:19,822 ...no matter what. You're not even in Hoyt's league. 664 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:23,117 Hey, fuck you. I'm sick and tired of you always acting... 665 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:25,620 ...like you're so much better, Sam Merlotte. 666 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:28,539 At least I never tried to kill my own flesh and blood. 667 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,999 You know, actually, you did. 668 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,503 The very first night we met, you tried to get me run over by that truck. 669 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:37,924 Now, you tell Maxine about that natural gas offer or I will. 670 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,222 I hate your fucking guts, Sam Merlotte. 671 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:49,519 Fuck. 672 00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:54,315 [MOANING] 673 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:15,878 If you... If you want to. 674 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,698 SOOKIE: Eric? 675 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,366 Are you up? 676 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,870 Brought you some Tru Blood. 677 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,042 Eric? 678 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,213 Oh, boy. 679 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:03,760 [LAFAYETTE GRUNTS] 680 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,595 Shit. 681 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,598 It's one thing to fuck with me. That doesn't make me angry. 682 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,892 - That makes me laugh. - I'm fucking with nobody. 683 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,271 But fuck with my maker and you're just asking for it. 684 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,064 I don't know what happened to him. 685 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:19,942 You and those goddamn witches erased his memory... 686 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,320 ...and now I'm gonna erase you. 687 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,405 TARA: Like hell you will. GINGER: Sorry. 688 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,575 - Sorry, but she pulled a gun on me. - Lafayette, are you okay? 689 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:29,410 LAFAYETTE: Yeah, baby. - A gun? That's funny. 690 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,747 Bet you don't think the wooden bullets inside it are too damn funny. 691 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:35,416 Let's start with the fact if you kill any of us... 692 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,752 ...we cannot help you get Eric back. 693 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,130 - I'm listening. - We're part of the circle that made this. 694 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,258 - We have a chance at reversing the spell. - Are you a witch? 695 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:45,968 I'm a brujo. 696 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:48,596 [GINGER SCREAMS] 697 00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:50,807 Crazy bitch! 698 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,603 We can bring you the leader. She's the only somebody who can reverse the spell. 699 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:58,439 Or I can just shoot you right in the heart. 700 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:06,614 I'll give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me. 701 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:12,537 And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you. 702 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:34,642 Oh, spirit, you are welcome here. 703 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:39,480 I'm not your enemy. I am your friend. 704 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:46,320 A friend who is in awe of your powerful magic. 705 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:50,491 And I am deeply grateful... 706 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:55,037 ...that you chose me as your conduit. 707 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,585 I ask nothing of you. 708 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,212 I just offer myself. 709 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:14,181 Oh, spirit. 710 00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:21,522 I ask you to invade me and fill me up. 711 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:28,029 I will be your instrument on this plane to utilize as you see fit. 712 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:33,075 I trust in you completely. 713 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,677 It's a sacrifice... 714 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:57,725 ...that is only befitting of your magic. 715 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:03,147 I have tasted your power, and I know it don't come cheap. 716 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,691 And I am willing to pay the price. 717 00:49:11,531 --> 00:49:12,657 [GROANS] 718 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:24,085 All my entire life I have been looking for my gift to mean something. 719 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:29,590 Just to know once and for all why I was born with one foot in another world. 720 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:37,264 You make me your servant. 721 00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:42,937 I beg you. 722 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,944 Please come. 723 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,870 [SCREAMS] 724 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,542 [GRUNTING] 725 00:50:37,784 --> 00:50:41,162 [MOANING] 726 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:47,543 CRYSTAL: Thank you, Ghost Daddy, oh, for coming back to us. 727 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:51,505 I wish I'd never laid eyes on you, Crystal Norris. 728 00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:55,760 And for giving us the gift of new life. 729 00:50:55,927 --> 00:51:00,389 You ain't worth one tenth of the trouble you caused me. 730 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:04,226 You're nothing but a crazy hillbilly junkie. 731 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,395 I love you, Jason. 732 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:12,359 When this is over, we get to be together. 733 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,448 Forever! 734 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,372 [JASON SOBS] 735 00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:28,542 JASON: No! 736 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:30,544 No. 737 00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:16,799 - I've come for you. - I'm not going back there. 738 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,969 I understand it must have been frightening what you saw in Fairy. 739 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,931 Frightening? You're stealing people. 740 00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:26,267 We are your true family. You belong with us. 741 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,769 - No, thanks. - Sookie, we can keep you safe. 742 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:34,150 Safe? When have you ever kept me safe? 743 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,986 Well, the night you met Bill Compton, for one. 744 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:40,114 When that horrible little man came at you with his knife. 745 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,616 And you wrapped that chain around his neck. 746 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:46,954 I sent the energy that you sent to the chain, awakening the light inside you. 747 00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,707 I was there helping you. 748 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,961 How come you've never saved me from any vampires? 749 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:56,046 I can't risk it being what I am. 750 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,632 Vampires would kill me and they will kill you. 751 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,844 - Come while you still can. - I thought the queen closed the portals. 752 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,220 Come with me. 753 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:08,976 - Sookie, this is not a request. - Stay away from me. 754 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,477 [CLAUDINE SCREAMS] 755 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,735 Eric! 756 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:24,366 Eric! Eric, please stop! 757 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,685 You just killed my fairy godmother. 758 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:53,854 Sorry.