1 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:09,926 [GROANING] 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,470 Don't take it personally. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,849 The Were you were fighting had vampire blood in him. 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,144 Bill's, in fact, so I know it's strong. 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,063 [ALClDE SIGHS] 6 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,440 Werewolves doing V? 7 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,276 Goes against everything we stand for. 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,656 -The rest of the pack into that shit? -The ones who took Bill, at least. 9 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:35,243 Like l need more reasons to hate them. Ow. 10 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,119 Sorry. 11 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,458 Is Debbie your ex-girlfriend? 12 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,628 She's my fiancée. 13 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,757 -She moved out a month ago. -A month? 14 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:53,970 -And you still haven't got new furniture? -l don't have time for it. 15 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:59,141 You ever hear from her? 16 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:04,272 My sister, Janice, does. She runs a beauty parlor. 17 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,316 Debbie still goes in to get her hair done up. 18 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,329 Almost done. 19 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,792 [PHONE RlNGING] 20 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:31,340 Hello? 21 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,844 Bill? 22 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,263 Yes. 23 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,683 Are you hurt? I know the werewolves have you. 24 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,727 Nobody has me. 25 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,437 I have left my life in Bon Temps. 26 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,813 [CHUCKLES] 27 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,106 And l am leaving you. 28 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:51,027 -Shut the fuck up. -Sookie. 29 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,865 The last time l saw you, you asked me to marry you. 30 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:59,535 You did us both a favor by not saying yes. 31 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,246 You have to say that. 32 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,706 Someone's listening. 33 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:07,126 Lorena, actually, to whom l have just made love. 34 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,711 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 35 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,214 BlLL: We fucked like only two vampires can. 36 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,594 I didn't hold back for fear of hurting her like l do with you. 37 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:22,850 -Bill. -Look at your life since l entered it. 38 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,936 -l've only caused you pain. -That's not true. 39 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,897 I am death. 40 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,900 I will bring you only suffering. 41 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:35,071 Our worlds are too different. Our natures too. 42 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,740 We were doomed from the start. 43 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,952 -l don't believe you. BILL: Believe what you want. 44 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,997 You are no longer of concern to me. 45 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,960 Do not try to find me. I do not wish to be found. 46 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,170 [PHONE BEEPS] 47 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,423 [SOBBlNG] 48 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,361 What does he mean, he doesn't wanna be found? 49 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,907 I'm pretty sure it means he doesn't wanna see you anymore. 50 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,785 -That isn't what he said. -Well, what do you think he said? 51 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,205 I don't know what he said. I just know that isn't the man l love. 52 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:53,542 Well, maybe the man you love never existed except in your head. 53 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,878 Is that supposed to be making me feel better? 54 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,589 No matter how well you think you know somebody... 55 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,218 ...they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sac. 56 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,223 I don't have a nut sac, and Bill... 57 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,935 ...he's risked everything for me. 58 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:15,397 Our love is way bigger than him breaking up with me over the phone. 59 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,985 -How many relationships you been in? -What does that matter? 60 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:24,990 Well, all l'm saying is there's no nice way of getting out of these things. 61 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,956 Come here. 62 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,670 -Oh, my God, you're so warm. -Sorry. 63 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,797 It's okay, I'm just not used to it. 64 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,633 It's a Were thing. 65 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,718 We run hot. 66 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:49,014 I thought maybe you were coming down with the flu. 67 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,685 No. 68 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,943 -You probably want some privacy. -That's the last thing l want. 69 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,950 At least let me go put on a shirt. 70 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,203 [SIGHS] 71 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,581 SAM: Tommy! Get back here, you little shit! 72 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,875 [BIRD CHIRPING] 73 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,216 [SNlFFS] 74 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,653 [KNOCKlNG] 75 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,993 -Were you sleeping in my parking lot? MELINDA: Oh. 76 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:57,666 We hadn't left yet because, uh, well, we got nowhere to go. 77 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:02,087 We're a little behind in rent. Plus, our landlord got foreclosed on. 78 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:07,551 Oh, so that's why you came here. To eat my food and steal from me. 79 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,013 -Tommy tried to break into my safe. -Shit. 80 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,558 Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done slid right off his cracker. 81 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,063 He does desperate things when we fall on hard times. 82 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,523 When you fall? How often does this happen? 83 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,233 -Well-- -Wait, l don't wanna know. 84 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,694 -This is not my fucking problem. -l know it ain't. 85 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,447 -Just please don't take it out on Tommy. JOE LEE: Tommy? 86 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,032 Tom. 87 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,410 -What happened now? MELINDA: No, no. No one's hurt. 88 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:38,540 -Sam caught Tommy stealing. -Oh, that boy makes my ass itch. 89 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,547 -l ain't asking for your sympathy. -l can't have you living in my parking lot. 90 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,675 No, we'll be gone the second he gets back. 91 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,802 He's just off somewhere beating himself up. 92 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,724 -Won't be long. -lt better not be. 93 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,648 [SAM SlGHS] 94 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,905 Tell me everything you know about Bill and Sookie. 95 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,409 -She says it was love at first sight. -You don't believe that? 96 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:16,120 In love? Hell, no. 97 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,497 People just get what they want and leave. 98 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,332 And what does Sookie want? 99 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,126 Quiet. 100 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:27,423 Being a telepath gets real noisy, and she can't hear Bill. 101 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,300 Her brother, is he a telepath too? 102 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:36,181 Jason barely knows what he's thinking, let alone anyone else. 103 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,809 If you keep smiling like that, I'm gonna get jealous. 104 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,355 I thought I loved him for a long time... 105 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,983 ...but he never loved me back. 106 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,155 Then he is an idiot. 107 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,954 -Where is Sookie now? -Jackson, Mississippi. 108 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,789 -Where in Jackson? -l don't know. 109 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,458 Find out. 110 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,592 [PHONE RlNGS] 111 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:19,224 -Hi, Tara. TARA: Sookie, you sound awful. 112 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,143 Bill... 113 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,145 ...broke up with me. 114 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,481 Oh, my God. what an asshoIe. 115 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,484 TARA: Tell me where you are. I'm coming to get you. 116 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,695 No, I just need to cry my eyes out for about a week. 117 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,406 What you need is your best friend, right now. 118 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,993 -Give me your address. -After all you've been through? 119 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,579 I don't want you getting mixed up in my mess. 120 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,707 You'd do it for me. I'm getting in the car right now. 121 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:47,169 -Address. -l'm exhausted. 122 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,880 -l'll call you tomorrow, l promise. -Sookie. 123 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,716 [GRUNTS] 124 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,594 What do you want from Sookie? 125 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,723 Oh, you should be more concerned with what I want from you. 126 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,017 Let me go. 127 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,186 Not gonna happen. 128 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,606 [SCREAMlNG] 129 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,110 Well.... 130 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,822 That was the best sex l've had in decades. 131 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,031 [CRACKS] 132 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,242 At least somebody enjoyed it. 133 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,163 There was true passion between you and l tonight. 134 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:27,209 Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. 135 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,379 It had nothing to do with you. 136 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,717 It's been a long night, and l need to sleep. 137 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,261 Now get the fuck out. 138 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,471 [LAUGHS] 139 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,517 Oh, William. 140 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,269 I'm happy. 141 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,689 You're with me. 142 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,150 And you're not going anywhere. 143 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,404 Even if it takes 40 years... 144 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,322 ...l know you will love me again. 145 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,996 You can't help but love. 146 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,896 [GASPS] 147 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:33,066 Cheese and rice. You scared me half to death. 148 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,157 -What the hell are you doing out there? -Waiting for you to invite me in. 149 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,826 Can all vampires fly? 150 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,787 -Can all humans sing? -Are you kidding? 151 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,290 Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it. 152 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,545 Come on in. 153 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,801 So how goes the search? 154 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,472 Turns out he's not who I was looking for. 155 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,025 You smell like the ocean in winter. 156 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,738 How is that possible? Bill doesn't smell like anything. 157 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,700 -That's not possible. -You played by the North Sea as a child. 158 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,661 Yes. 159 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,538 How did you know? 160 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,707 I'm smelling your memories. 161 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,086 -Not even you can do that. -Oh. 162 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,340 I got skills you can't even dream of, cowboy. 163 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,734 -You want more? -Huh? 164 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,236 [IN YVETTA'S VOlCE] You want more? 165 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,364 Or I boring you? 166 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,205 That'll be all. 167 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,138 MAN [ON TV]: The Vampire Rights Amendment's impending passing... 168 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,974 ...has left many up in arms, but perhaps none so much.... 169 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,936 Any time you wanna head back to Bon Temps. 170 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,565 Since you're not looking for that asshole anymore. 171 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,234 Oh, l still plan on finding him. 172 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,904 -Okay, doormat. -l'm not a doormat. 173 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,408 -l just want him to say it to my face. -What, he didn't hurt you enough? 174 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,618 I think he's in trouble. Maybe l'm wrong. 175 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,456 If he can look me in the eye and tell me it's over, l'll leave him here to rot. 176 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,334 You looking for closure? Just let it go, move on. 177 00:13:55,501 --> 00:14:00,088 Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok because he's too sad to buy a frying pan. 178 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,216 I need more information. Take me to that engagement party tonight. 179 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,135 No fucking way. 180 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,306 -l paid my debt to Eric Northman. -l know you're still hurting over Debbie. 181 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,267 Seeing her with those creeps might help you get over her. 182 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,477 Are you insane? 183 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,687 Either one of us showing up after last night... 184 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,482 ...is just asking to get our asses kicked. 185 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,528 You go if you gotta. Don't put your shit on me. 186 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,451 Ring, ring, hooker. Ring, ring. 187 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,830 Now, l know you holing up at Sookie's, but long story short... 188 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:39,628 ...l gots me a six-figure bucket seat cradling my black ass right the fuck now. 189 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,172 And you got yourself my old ride. 190 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,966 That's right, Buddha done did us a 1 80, he did. 191 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,720 Now, why don't you calls a motherfucker back, please? 192 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,972 Shit. 193 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,851 [CHIMES THEN BUZZlNG] 194 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,537 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 195 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,917 -You must be Janice. -And you're Sookie Stackhouse? 196 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,586 Thank you, Jesus. 197 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,630 I'd have settled for a two-bit hooker... 198 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:29,344 ...to get my brother's mind off that bitch Debbie Pelt, but you are cute and sweet. 199 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,346 You're just what he needs. 200 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,183 Thanks for coming over. 201 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,394 When you called, I was checking my horoscope. 202 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,603 Know what it said? 203 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,022 "Things are looking up for somebody close to you." 204 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:42,858 Nailed it. 205 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,570 Don't get too excited. Alcide and l are just working together. 206 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,697 You don't look like you work construction. 207 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,158 No. Someone l care about's gone missing... 208 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:57,414 ...and Alcide has inside information about the folks I think have him. 209 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,084 I called you because l need to get into Lou Pine's. 210 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,754 You need to look the part. Well, that is my specialty. 211 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,841 How deep do you wanna go? 212 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,218 I wanna look like l could kick some serious ass. 213 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,387 Which l can. 214 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,475 JANICE: All right, let's pick out some temporary tattoos. 215 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,352 No chance of anything more between you and my baby brother? 216 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,439 I'm not really looking, and he's still hung up on his ex. 217 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,734 Finding out about her engagement party tonight did not help matters. 218 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,404 -Yeah, right, engagement party. -Excuse me? 219 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,907 Oh. No, right. That's right, engagement party. 220 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,034 JANICE: That bitch Debbie's actually getting herself... 221 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,077 ...initiated into that nasty pack of freaks. 222 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,748 -How did Al find out about it? -Uh, Hollis told him last night at Lou Pine's. 223 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,458 JANICE: Fucking Hollis and his big mouth. 224 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,961 I'm glad he didn't say nothing about her being hooked on V. 225 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,257 But if Alcide still loves Debbie... 226 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:53,011 ...don't you think he should go and try to talk her out of it? 227 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,596 No, he should not. 228 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,475 My psychic told him if he stayed with her, he would get himself killed. 229 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,436 Did he listen? No. She ended up dumping his ass. 230 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,355 Why'd he stay with her so long? 231 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,316 She was his first love, he never met anybody so alive... 232 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,651 ...all that shit. 233 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,862 But how many bullets are you gonna take for somebody? 234 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,698 How many bad things happen to you and the ones you love... 235 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,494 ...before you realize feeling alive ain't enough? 236 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,040 I am just glad he made it out alive. 237 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,296 Arlene, what's happening, baby? 238 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,466 I'm just trying to buy my crew here a round after a long day. 239 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,386 A long day? lt's lunch, okay? 240 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,638 And l'm the only waitress working, as usual. 241 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,015 You'll get your beer when you get it. 242 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,350 JASON: What is she thinking? 243 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,062 Hey, right here. QB 1 gets the first beer. 244 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,440 JASON: l wanna see this. FOOTBALL PLAYER 1 : Here you go. 245 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,109 About time. 246 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,069 Who's that cocky little shit? 247 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,821 KlTCH: It was 1 8 yards deep. It was sick. 248 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,949 You're just mad because he's about to break your passing record. 249 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,158 He's close. 250 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,662 Say he's got the best arm of any kid in Bon Temps since.... 251 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,747 Well, since you. 252 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,500 JASON: What's his name? 253 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,835 Kitch Maynard. 254 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,087 KlTCH: Don't even think about finishing that pitcher. 255 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,006 -That's QB 1 's. -Fucking winning name. 256 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,174 ANDY: Get on up here, Bud. Get up here, young man. 257 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,343 [CROWD WHOOPS AND APPLAUDS] 258 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,345 I'm gonna keep it short. 259 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,851 Everything I learned about being a good cop, l learned from you. 260 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:27,147 You always been a hell of a sheriff, Bud, and l'm gonna miss you. 261 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,356 Kevin. 262 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:32,527 We figured since you hung up your hat for good... 263 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,114 ...it's time you put on your new dancing shoes. 264 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,828 WOMAN 1 : Put them on now, Bud. 265 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,331 Thank you. They're beautiful. 266 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,915 [SNlFFS] 267 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,628 It's been a great honor serving this community. 268 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,837 [FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHOOPlNG] 269 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,047 WOMAN 2: Yeah, baby! 270 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:56,092 And it's an even greater honor having served with such fine men. 271 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,552 And woman. 272 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,598 And it is in that spirit that l announce to you your new acting sheriff... 273 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,933 FOOTBALL PLAYER 2: Kitch! Kitch! Kitch! -...Andy Bellefleur. 274 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,477 MAN: Way to go. BUD: Congratulations. 275 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,729 FOOTBALL PLAYERS: Kitch! Kitch! Kitch! 276 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,065 KlTCH: That's what I'm talking about. -Thank you. 277 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,234 KlTCH: That's how you drink a beer. ANDY: Boy. That's a surprise. 278 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,903 And a hell of an honor. 279 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,741 All I've ever wanted to be was a good cop. 280 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,578 -lt's Kitch, right? -Well, around here they call me QB 1 . 281 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,247 But you probably can't remember that far back. 282 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,750 -What's your name? -Tammy. 283 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,002 Tammy. Wooh. 284 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,004 You are smoking. 285 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,173 You got all them dimples. 286 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,925 I'd have made out with you... 287 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,637 ...but unfortunately for you, you're with a disrespectful fucktard-- 288 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,180 FOOTBALL PLAYER 3: Whoa, whoa. 289 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,058 --who's causing a ruckus when a fine, upstanding citizen... 290 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,394 ...is getting all commemorated. 291 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,312 [FOOTBALL PLAYER 4 CHUCKLES] 292 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,064 [CHUCKLES] 293 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,108 You think you're a rock star, don't you? 294 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,945 World at your feet, folks serving you beer underage. 295 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,490 Girls sucking your cock whenever you say go. No offense, Tammy. 296 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,453 You ain't nothing, boy. You'll find that out soon enough. 297 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:09,290 Yeah, well, come end of season, they'll be shouting my name... 298 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,252 ...and they'll forget you ever existed. FOOTBALL PLAYERS: Ha-ha-ha. 299 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,837 FOOTBALL PLAYER 5: Yeah. 300 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,256 But 1 0 years from now... 301 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,050 ...there's gonna be a version of you, 1 0 years younger... 302 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,469 ...doing the same thing to you. 303 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,555 And then who you gonna be? 304 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,140 What? 305 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,309 Yeah, that's right. You heard me. 306 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,813 JASON: Touchdown. 307 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,774 Well, l guess the only way to get a promotion in this town... 308 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,443 ...is to drink like a fish... 309 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,987 ...hallucinate farm animals, and kill a black man. 310 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,156 Hey, promotion. Ha, ha. 311 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,950 Pig! 312 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,910 ARLENE: Ow! Shit. 313 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,830 SAM: Here, let me help you. -God, you wanna help me? 314 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,498 How about doing your job, boss? 315 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:55,879 Right now l'm a hostess, waitress, bartender, busboy... 316 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,173 ...because everybody you hire comes to work... 317 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,592 ...whenever they fucking feel like it or ends up dead. 318 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,801 [SOBBlNG] 319 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,470 And l've got enough on my plate without-- 320 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,181 I'll get someone else in here soon enough, okay? 321 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,933 You have got to start looking out for your own, Sam. 322 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,144 [BEER TRlCKLING] 323 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,360 -Sookie. SOOKlE: In here. 324 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,366 Wow. 325 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,786 I guess my sister took to you. 326 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,247 Debbie's getting initiated into Coot's pack, and she's addicted to V. 327 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,374 Shut the fucking door. 328 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,251 Debbie's a bloodhead? How'd you find out? 329 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,504 I was poking around in Janice's brain. 330 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,215 She didn't tell you because she's trying to protect you. 331 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:44,010 -Why didn't you let her? -Because I know you care about Debbie. 332 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,429 I figured you'd wanna know if she were in danger. 333 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,265 She's gonna let those fucking mongrels brand her. 334 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,393 -V's the only reason. lt's gotta be. -Of course it is. 335 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,063 Maybe it's not too late for you to get through to her. 336 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,690 -Stop her from ruining her life. -Fuck! 337 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,317 [GLASS SHATTERS] [ALClDE SIGHS] 338 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,820 That mean you're coming with me? 339 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,573 I probably won't get in otherwise. 340 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,784 Fine. 341 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,078 We're gonna have to go in separate, though. 342 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,580 You might be able to fool some with that getup. 343 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,251 They're just gonna beat the shit out of me, again. 344 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,587 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 345 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,755 [SIGHS] 346 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,552 How long did you work for Sophie Anne? 347 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,555 BlLL: Thirty-five years. -As? 348 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,307 I was a procurer. 349 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,935 Were you any good? 350 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,437 I received no complaints. 351 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:40,275 And then you started sampling the local flavor in Bon Temps. 352 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,735 No. I was on sabbatical. 353 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,656 Well, now you're playing coy, William. 354 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,492 So which is it you doubt, my intentions... 355 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,537 ...or my power? 356 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,459 Can you assure me that you will be able to usurp her territory? 357 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:02,338 Well, that depends on the quality of your information, now, doesn't it? 358 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,633 -No. -l insist. 359 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,435 "A woman is only a woman... 360 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,937 ...but a good cigar... 361 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,856 ...is a smoke." 362 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,816 [RUSSELL CHUCKLES] 363 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,819 Rudyard Kipling. 364 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,281 No Shakespeare, but less impetuous. 365 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,199 And he never stole spoons. 366 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:36,706 Your Majesty, if l am going to sign my own death warrant... 367 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,541 ...l will need something in return. 368 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,007 When I have fulfilled my duties... 369 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,760 ...l want Lorena gone. 370 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,011 Gone? 371 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,096 Yes. 372 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,642 It is a punishable offense to kill another vampire. 373 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,518 Not if no one reports it. 374 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,229 RUSSELL: Hmm. 375 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:13,785 Eric Northman, the queen's sheriff of Area 5... 376 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,621 ...has been selling vampire blood... 377 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,582 ...and l believe it is at her behest. 378 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,920 If the Magister finds out, he'll put her on trial. 379 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,756 He's been itching for another inquisition for centuries. 380 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:31,886 -Why on earth would she be so stupid? -The Great Revelation. 381 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:35,640 She's close to losing her fortune now that we're being taxed by the lRS. 382 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,892 RUSSELL: Hmm. 383 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,772 Tug on the purse strings, you'll find a lady's heart. 384 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,407 That's very nice, Bill. 385 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,743 Very nice. 386 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,540 I feel like celebrating. 387 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,806 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 388 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,442 Missed you. 389 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,706 You miss me? 390 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,674 Did you miss me? 391 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,603 I can't stop thinking about you. 392 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,355 Something about you is just so.... 393 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,150 What's the word? 394 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:10,401 [GRUNTS] 395 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,487 Motherfucker. 396 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,989 Magical. 397 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,583 We have so much ahead of us. 398 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,635 When people come in, first thing, count how many of them there are. 399 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,179 More than two always gets a table, never the bar. 400 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,764 So say there's three. 401 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:43,851 Pull out one, two, three menus and walk them to their table. 402 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,062 Well, what about the waitressing part? 403 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,523 You gotta be 1 8 to serve alcohol in Louisiana. 404 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,859 That is so not fair. I'm never gonna be 1 8. 405 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,404 And l used to be the best server at our church pancake night. 406 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,198 Think you can handle it? 407 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,242 I'm a vampire, not a fucking idiot. 408 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,869 Uh, hi, welcome to Merlotte's. 409 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,373 Table 5's available if you'll just follow me right this way. 410 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,087 A hostess ain't gonna help me with my workload. 411 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,714 And she sure as heck ain't helping herself to my tips. 412 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:17,135 Calm down. l put an ad in the Pennysaver for another waitress. 413 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,595 No one said anything about Jessica getting tips. 414 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,806 People love giving redheads tips. 415 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,935 And l've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's, Sam. 416 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,770 You know that. 417 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,940 Sorry, Sam. 418 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,901 Ah, l get a little emotional when I'm-- 419 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:38,948 When I see people taking advantage of you. 420 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:44,745 -What are you talking about? -Well, you let in every stray, Sam. 421 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:49,083 I mean, first that old dog, and then your folks, and now Jessica. 422 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,253 I mean, it's your business, it's not a charity. 423 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,756 I can take care of myself. My folks won't be coming around anymore. 424 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:59,302 You sure they know that? Because they're grilling in the parking lot. 425 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:08,102 One thing's for sure, we'll never be as bad of parents as they are. 426 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,938 JESSlCA: Well, your server will be right with you, all right? 427 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,983 -Oh, excuse me. -Sorry. 428 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,736 Jessica? Jessica Hamby? 429 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,112 Um.... 430 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,866 -No, you've got me confused, l think. -Jessica, it's Chip from Bible study. 431 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,121 Hi. Oh, my God. 432 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:32,293 I can't believe you're alive. Your folks are gonna be so happy. 433 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,796 -My God, it's a miracle. -Yeah, I guess so. 434 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,840 Oh, praise Jesus. Praise him. 435 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:42,845 CALVIN: You shitting me? 436 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,139 My little brother just got busted dealing dope. 437 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,392 You won't find a better product. 438 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:50,728 -You a cop? -No, sir. 439 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,022 I know your boy's a lean, mean selling machine. 440 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,899 I'm just here to up your game. 441 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:59,237 Help you step up in the world, clean some shit up. 442 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,073 I'll go grab the Dirt Devil from Felton. 443 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,746 -See if he's hungry too. CRYSTAL: I ain't his mama. 444 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,833 What you say? You feel me? 445 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:20,675 Nothing this hot will cost you this little and earn you so much. 446 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,345 We're not getting in business with people like you. 447 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,847 People like me? 448 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,558 -Look-- -No, you look, son. 449 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,645 Polite's in short supply around here. It's time you get your ass home. 450 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:33,813 [CRASH] 451 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:36,857 FELTON: Let's get these tires off. -Hey! 452 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,568 FELTON: Oh, ain't you pretty, princess? LAFAYETTE: Hey! 453 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,447 -Get the fuck up out my ride. -How about no? 454 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,533 -How about I whup your fucking ass? -Faggot. 455 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,160 Unh. I told you we ain't so polite around here. 456 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,037 [LAFAYETTE GROANS] 457 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,764 How'd you end up in Bon Temps tonight? 458 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,224 I was just on my way home... 459 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:14,061 ...back from picketing the baby-killer factory up in Birmingham. 460 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,897 -Stopped for a bite. -No. 461 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,733 You wanted to stop for a bite... 462 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:22,528 ...but you decided it was too late, so you drove straight home. 463 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,406 -lt is late. -Mm-hm. 464 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:30,119 Then you got a little lost on the 1 65... 465 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:33,914 ...and that's why you got home a little late and a little hungry. 466 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,418 And you never even saw me. 467 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,463 I hate being hungry before bed. 468 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,631 [SIGHS AND CHUCKLES] 469 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:51,474 FELTON: Take that. 470 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,684 [ALL CHUCKLING] 471 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,562 [MAN CHOKlNG] 472 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,483 Get your fucking hands off me, dead man. 473 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,986 -Take the deal. -You'll have to kill me first. 474 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:07,281 No, I think l'll kill all your brother-cousins first. 475 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,785 -How does that sound, Lafayette? -Oh, that-- That sounds good. 476 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,329 -Excellent. -Unh. We'll sell. 477 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,539 Just let me fucking go. 478 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,334 [CALVlN GRUNTS] 479 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,212 And that's called closing the deal. 480 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,173 [WHlSTLES] 481 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,300 Let's go, RuPaul. 482 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,097 LAFAYETTE: Get the fuck up out of here. 483 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,103 TARA: What do you want with Sookie and Bill? 484 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,854 FRANKLIN: Nothing. 485 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:43,025 My employer's interested in them. Him, mostly. 486 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,611 That where we're going? To your employer? 487 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:50,908 "Slappy's Snack Shack, five miles. Persimmons and cherries." 488 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,868 [LAUGHS] 489 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:57,498 If there is one thing that l miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit. 490 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:58,833 Where are you taking me? 491 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,252 Here l am trying to make pleasant conversation... 492 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,045 ...and you wanna ruin my surprises. 493 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:06,841 There ain't nothing pleasant about being bitten and tied up. 494 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:10,511 You're tough. I could taste it in your blood. 495 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,681 I'm not a bad guy, Tara. 496 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,517 I just wanna make sure that we have a chance. 497 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,729 Untie my hands. I'll give you whatever chance you want. 498 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,066 Are you like this with your other boyfriends? 499 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:28,404 -This is kidnapping. -This is opportunity. 500 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:35,327 My job supports my financial needs. My emotional ones.... 501 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:42,626 -lt's just there's so much l wanna tell you. -Then tell me where we're going. 502 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,879 I've been so lonely. 503 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,715 But now you're mine... 504 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,718 ...all that's changed. 505 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,120 I figured the sooner you left Bon Temps, the happier you'd be. 506 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,290 Unless you plan on stealing from me more. 507 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,794 You don't know shit about me. 508 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,884 Well, l know you got a pretty raw deal with your folks. 509 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,347 I know you think l got off easy. 510 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,350 Why'd you even look us up, anyway? 511 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,234 Well, when l was your age... 512 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,654 ...l had no example. 513 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,909 Everything I did-- 514 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,079 Shit that was worse than stealing, by the way. 515 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,622 --l did blind. 516 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,166 And l survived... 517 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:08,128 ...but it caught up with me so bad, sometimes I wished l hadn't. 518 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:11,298 Guess l wanted to see how different it could have been. 519 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,968 And now that you have? 520 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,639 I see that I can't get back what l lost. 521 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,684 But you're still young... 522 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,396 ...and you don't have to make the same mistakes. 523 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,357 And you could stay with me. 524 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,485 -l could set you up at the bar. -You don't get it. 525 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:34,405 My folks are fucked up, but they can't get by without me. 526 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,491 Now, l know it feels like that, but they're not your problem. 527 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:38,867 That's all they are. 528 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:43,247 I ditch them tomorrow, they end up in the gutter by the end of next week. 529 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,999 You think I can live with that? 530 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,714 I won't be free of these people until the day they die. 531 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,803 Well, l have to say I'm a little disappointed. 532 00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:03,684 I pegged you as a professional, but clearly, you lack the necessary artistry. 533 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:08,063 Bossman, have you seen this face? 534 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,732 It ain't nothing but art. 535 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,818 Well, you walk into every situation all flash and fire. 536 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:15,362 You expect them to adapt to you. 537 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,490 That's not salesmanship, it's ego. 538 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,118 [PHONE RlNGING] 539 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,206 -What? PAM: We're being raided. 540 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,002 ERlC [IN SWEDISH]: So? Call the American Vampire League... 541 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,380 ...they'll get their lawyers on it. I'm busy. 542 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,300 PAM [lN SWEDlSH]: It's not the police... 543 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,093 ...the Magister. 544 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,386 I'm coming there now. 545 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,513 Don't be stupid. Leave while you still can. 546 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,390 They're looking for the V, Eric. 547 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,683 The Queen set you up. 548 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:45,851 [DOOR OPENS] 549 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:50,105 MAGlSTER: Come out, come out, wherever you are. 550 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,941 [IN ENGLlSH] Magister. What a pleasant surprise. 551 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:55,944 Oh, there's nothing pleasant about this. 552 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,406 This is blasphemy. 553 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:01,575 Take her. 554 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,412 LAFAYETTE: I know l ain't got no fangs... 555 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,916 ...and l know I can't talk whatever language that is you talk in... 556 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:12,419 ...but l can move your shit. 557 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:17,883 Oh, hell. 558 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:21,178 How am l supposed to deal with this fucked-up-ness? 559 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,934 Hey, Andy. I wanna be a cop. A real one. 560 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:31,605 -That's good, Stackhouse. -Yeah. I've been old Jason long enough. 561 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:35,275 Well, apply yourself like I told you, someday you might make a good one. 562 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,491 JASON: No, I don't think you're hearing me. 563 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,785 You see, I'm not doing them fake ride-alongs... 564 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,329 ...and filling out forms. 565 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,040 I'm thinking there's gotta be an easier way. 566 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,876 Ah, you've been thinking that way your whole life, Stackhouse. 567 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,962 Where's it gotten you? 568 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,466 You're gonna make me a cop, and you're gonna make me one now. 569 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:03,303 Jason, even if l wanted to, I couldn't. There's rules. 570 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:08,225 There any rules about taking TV interviews and promotions... 571 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,436 ...for not shooting a killer dead... 572 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,938 ...when I'm the one who's gotta live with doing it? 573 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,148 Any rules about that? 574 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,608 I push this, it'll blow up for the both of us. 575 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,236 You know, I read something in all that cop homework... 576 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:24,199 ...about when you make up stories about murderers and crimes. 577 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,201 What do they call that again? 578 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:32,291 -Falsifying evidence. -Yeah, falsifying evidence. 579 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,210 Last few days... 580 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:40,007 ...shooting a known killer, tackling a drug dealer in Hotshot.... 581 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,800 [SIGHS] 582 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:47,222 I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur. 583 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,353 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 584 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,522 Aw, shit. 585 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,235 MELINDA: Uh-huh. These dogs plumping up real good. 586 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,614 There you are. 587 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:07,159 Boy, l'll whup you. 588 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,875 Now, here's what's gonna happen. 589 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:21,715 I'm gonna give you a place to stay for now till you get back on your feet. 590 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:24,092 No more stealing... 591 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,720 ...no more drinking... 592 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,055 ...or the deal's off. 593 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,349 I think we can manage that. 594 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,561 Don't see why not. 595 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,438 Tommy? 596 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,399 Think you can fly straight from now on? 597 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,944 Supposed to be a joke. 598 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,908 Maybe I can. 599 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:57,793 -No. No, no, no, not you. -Russell's expecting me. 600 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,254 He's out. He'll be a while. 601 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,005 We'll wait. 602 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,718 TALBOT: Is this for me? 603 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,974 It's skinny. 604 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,779 [CHATTERlNG] 605 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,494 ALCIDE: It's a private party. Hollis ain't here. 606 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,872 We're on our own. 607 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,623 MAN 1 : Yeah. MAN 2: Yeah. 608 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,176 -Shoot it. -No, thanks. 609 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,637 GUS: She looks familiar. Did I bang her? 610 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:55,809 -l mean, fuck, yeah! MEN: Yeah! 611 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,313 -Again. MAN 3: Again. 612 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,901 Whoo! 613 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,069 GUS: One more. Third time's the charm. 614 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,821 Oh, go, go, go! 615 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,991 MEN [CHANTlNG]: Go, go, go! 616 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,784 WOMAN: Yeah! 617 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,120 Who the fuck are you? 618 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,915 She's with me, Debbie. 619 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:31,678 In the mood for anything in particular? 620 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,889 Something smoky. 621 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,223 Not too fatty. 622 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,517 RUSSELL: See, l was thinking... 623 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,353 ...ethnic. 624 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,063 LORENA: Mmm. 625 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,691 You said you were a procurer? 626 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,118 Procure. 627 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,996 As you wish. 628 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,301 [SCREAMlNG] 629 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,388 Let her go! l am who you want. 630 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,390 But l have been framed. 631 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,560 MAGlSTER: "Oh, you've got the wrong man." 632 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,145 "My dog ate my homework." 633 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,231 "I saw Goody Osburn with the devil." 634 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:30,195 Excuses are one thing l can assure you do not get better with age. 635 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:33,949 Do you deny the blood was being sold... 636 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,826 ...in your area? 637 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,495 Not on my orders. 638 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:41,790 MAGlSTER: Then on whose? 639 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,792 Your queen's? 640 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,631 [WHlMPERlNG] 641 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,677 What shall it be, sheriff? 642 00:41:54,429 --> 00:42:00,934 Desecration of the blood or treason against your regent? 643 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:07,441 -Both among the most dire of crimes. -Aah! 644 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,657 It was Bill Compton! 645 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,037 It's true. He-- He's gone missing. 646 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:24,374 You've seen yourself how easily he betrays our kind for personal gain. 647 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,959 I believe he is behind this... 648 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:29,004 ...and l am gathering evidence to bring him to you. 649 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,216 Now let me finish my work. 650 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:41,641 They say the loss of a child is the deepest of despair. 651 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:49,232 Two days, Mr. Northman, or she dies. 652 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,154 A true death. 653 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,662 You thought this knight-on-a-white-horse shit would work? 654 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,415 -With me? -What have you done to yourself? 655 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,834 I finally got free of you. 656 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,836 And l never been happier in my life. 657 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,715 I still care about you. Go through with this, the pack will never let you back. 658 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,509 I don't need your pussy pack. 659 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:20,097 And l was fucking Coot when l was still with you. 660 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,641 -This isn't about us. -Like hell. 661 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:26,228 You came here and brought this skank just to make me jealous. 662 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:27,437 Skank? 663 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,857 -Well, coming from you, that's just funny. -Sookie. 664 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,067 [DEBBIE LAUGHS] 665 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,778 You did not just say that to me at my own fucking party. 666 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:38,031 Alcide came here despite every good reason in the world not to... 667 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,617 ...because he believes the woman he fell in love with... 668 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,869 ...still lives inside you somewhere. 669 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,664 He's willing to risk his life to make sure you hold on to her... 670 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,791 ...even if he doesn't get to. 671 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,460 ALClDE: It isn't too late. 672 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,963 We can get out of here right now. 673 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:58,760 -What the fuck is this? -lt's just a conversation, Coot. 674 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,930 Well, she's all done with you, Herveaux. 675 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,099 She went and found herself a real wolf. 676 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,433 [DEBBIE CHUCKLES] 677 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,395 Come on. Let's do this shit! 678 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,814 MAN 1 : Yeah! DEBBIE: Leave him alone, Coot. 679 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,942 -Let him stay. -No way in hell. 680 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:15,986 DEBBIE: He needs to see this. 681 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:21,199 He ain't never gonna let us be, baby, till he understands I'm with you for good. 682 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:29,875 [DEBBIE MOANS] 683 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,211 [MAN 2 LAUGHING] 684 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:42,053 -Okay. DEBBIE: Yeah. 685 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,019 [CROWD CHEERS] 686 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,648 MAN 3: Yeah! Yeah! 687 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:57,652 Coot. He's one of the ones who took Bill. 688 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:05,911 I have an errand to attend to. 689 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,123 If l'm not back before Mr. Compton returns with our dinner... 690 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,334 ...you feel free to start without me. 691 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,722 [CHATTERlNG] 692 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,542 -Who's that? -Russell Edgington. 693 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,712 He's a rich antiques dealer here. 694 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,881 ALL: Yeah! 695 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,843 [CROWD CHEERING] 696 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,685 [IN GERMAN] Now... 697 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,520 ...shall you drink... 698 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,772 ...the dark wine... 699 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,357 ...of our ancestors. 700 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,234 [CROWD SPEAKS IN GERMAN] 701 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:08,033 What's a vampire doing in a wolf den? 702 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,243 Why are they submitting to this fanger? 703 00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:27,552 Oh, my God. He supplies them. 704 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,513 Holy shit. 705 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:44,277 [IN ENGLlSH] Oh. Not tonight, pumpkin. 706 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:47,989 Otherwise your brand won't last. 707 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,497 Tonight... 708 00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,543 ...you continue the grand tradition of expanding our pack. 709 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:05,173 My contribution is but a small token of gratitude... 710 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,635 ...for our collaboration throughout the ages. 711 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:09,886 [CHEERlNG] 712 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,055 The ages? 713 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:17,727 -Drink. MAN 4: Yep. 714 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,857 [CROWD YELLlNG AND GRUNTlNG] 715 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,068 [LAUGHlNG] 716 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:35,161 Now I leave you amongst your own to celebrate. 717 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,709 [CROWD YELLlNG AND GRUNTlNG] 718 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,720 All yours. 719 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,826 -Shy? -Perhaps. 720 00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:17,245 I'll take good care of you. 721 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,549 -What's your name? -Destiny. 722 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,051 What is your real name? 723 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,721 Camilla. 724 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:41,603 What is your name? 725 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,480 Ann. 726 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,232 What does your husband think about your profession? 727 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,234 No husband. 728 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,861 -Children? -Never wanted any. 729 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:52,071 World's too fucked up. 730 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,075 -And your family? -Told me l wasn't worth nothing. 731 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,829 -l figured they ain't worth knowing. -Perhaps you're right about that. 732 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,251 -No point anyway. -What? 733 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,337 Loving anyone... 734 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,130 ...anything. 735 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:13,510 Feels good at first, but it always turns to crap. 736 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,805 I know the truth about life. 737 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,602 It's a hell l'll never get out of alive. 738 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,272 No one does. 739 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,204 MAN 1 : Yeah! 740 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,253 [DEBBIE SCREAMlNG] 741 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:50,630 Debbie, you dumb bitch. 742 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,427 -Yeah! MAN 2: Yeah! 743 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:59,222 MAN 3: Yeah! ALClDE: This is so fucking wrong. 744 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,516 [GRUNTlNG] 745 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,728 Yeah! 746 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,065 [ALL YELLlNG] 747 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,031 [HOWLS] 748 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,327 [GRUNTS] 749 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,259 [HOWLlNG] 750 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,015 What's happening? 751 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:46,853 -Are they all shifting? -You need to get out of here. 752 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:54,110 Sookie, run. Run! 753 00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:03,661 Well, what have we got here? 754 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,707 So, what kind of party we having? 755 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:13,588 RUSSELL: Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 756 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,058 -Well. -Well. 757 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:30,980 -Ladies first. -Why, thank you, Russell. 758 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,448 [SCREAMlNG] 759 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,956 Please join us. 760 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,125 [ANN WHlMPERlNG] 761 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,635 [ANN SCREAMlNG]