1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:04,585 THE COVETOUS SERPENT DID 2 00:00:04,669 --> 00:00:09,543 CONSTRICT THOSE THAT LUXURIATED THEIR FINAL FEAST. 3 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:11,877 TONIGHT, THE SEVERAL HUNDRED ZIMBABWEAN MINERS THAT HAVE BEEN 4 00:00:11,961 --> 00:00:13,794 TRAPPED IN A COLLAPSED SHAFT FOR WEEKS WILL BE GIVEN THE 5 00:00:13,877 --> 00:00:14,961 CHARITABLE GIFT OF ENTERTAINMENT. 6 00:00:15,043 --> 00:00:18,627 EXTREME METAL ARTISTS DETHKLOK HAVE DONATED THEIR FIRST CONCERT 7 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:21,126 AFTER SPENDING THREE MONTHS IN THE OCEAN RECORDING THEIR NEWEST 8 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,627 ALBUM WITH PRODUCER ABIGAIL REMELTINTDRINC. 9 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:24,585 Nathan: ♪ CAVERNOUS ♪ RAVENOUS 10 00:00:24,669 --> 00:00:27,460 ♪ BLEEDING MESS ♪ HIDDEN 11 00:00:27,543 --> 00:00:28,627 ♪ RANCOROUS ♪ EMPTY NEST 12 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:32,043 ♪ DEADLY PEST ♪ RIDDEN 13 00:00:32,126 --> 00:00:38,919 ♪ CAUTIOUS, I WARN YOU ♪ WE SMELL YOU BLEEDING 14 00:00:39,002 --> 00:00:47,669 ♪ DIVIDE WE HUNT YOU ♪ YOUR TIME IS FLEETING 15 00:00:47,752 --> 00:00:52,460 ♪ AH ♪ WE WARN YOU 16 00:00:52,543 --> 00:00:54,669 AAH! 17 00:00:54,752 --> 00:00:57,168 Toki: JUST DIDS CONCERT. 18 00:00:57,252 --> 00:01:00,168 HOW DO I'S KEEPS TOPPINGS MYSELF SO AMAZINGLY? 19 00:01:00,252 --> 00:01:02,293 NOWS HANGINGS OUTS BACKSTAGE WITH MY PALS DETHKLOKS. 20 00:01:02,377 --> 00:01:02,835 PICTURE TIMES! Pickles: NO, NO, NO. 21 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:04,502 Nathan: DON'T TAKE PICTURES! 22 00:01:04,585 --> 00:01:07,252 Skwisgaar: [ GROANS ] Nathan: DON'T POST THAT. 23 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,252 Toki: I'M POSTING IT. 24 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,502 Nathan: DON'T TAG US IN IT. 25 00:01:09,585 --> 00:01:10,002 Toki: TOO LATE! TAGGED! 26 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:11,585 Nathan: GOD DAMN IT! 27 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:13,460 Toki: HEY, DID YOU GUYS GETS MY FACEFRIENDS UPSDATE? 28 00:01:13,543 --> 00:01:16,043 Nathan: YEAH, WE WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN YOU WERE HANGING OUT 29 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:17,460 BACKSTAGE WITH US UNTIL YOU BLOGGED IT. 30 00:01:17,543 --> 00:01:18,502 Toki: OH, MY GODS! 31 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:23,293 137,000 PEOPLE LIKES THAT, INCLUDING MY OLDS PALS, 32 00:01:23,377 --> 00:01:23,669 DR. ROCKSO. 33 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:25,418 KU-KU-KU-KU! 34 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,627 DR. ROCKSO LIKES THAT UPDATE! 35 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:27,502 Murderface: OH, GOD. 36 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:29,293 GET A FUCKING LIFE. 37 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:30,460 Charles: OKAY, GUYS. 38 00:01:30,543 --> 00:01:32,502 WE ARE SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THIS RECORD, BUT FIRST WE NEED 39 00:01:32,585 --> 00:01:34,543 TO OKAY THE FINAL MIXES AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU NEED TO 40 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:35,085 GET THAT LAST SONG FINISHED. WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT? 41 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:37,669 Nathan: WE ARE WORKING ON IT, MASTER. 42 00:01:37,752 --> 00:01:39,210 Charles: VERY GOOD. 43 00:01:39,293 --> 00:01:40,460 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE NEED TO SORT OUT ALBUM CREDITS. 44 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:43,502 YOU KNOW, WHO WROTE WHAT IN WHAT ORDER AND FROM LEAST IMPORTANT 45 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:44,835 TO GREATEST -- THAT SORT OF THING. 46 00:01:44,919 --> 00:01:46,585 Murderface: I'M GONNA GET SOME REAL CREDITS ON THIS 47 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:47,710 RECORD. 48 00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:48,669 I MEAN, I PUT IN THE FUCKING TIME OVER THE YEARS. 49 00:01:48,752 --> 00:01:50,252 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TRIM THE FAT, YOU KNOW? 50 00:01:50,335 --> 00:01:53,377 SOME OF THE NEWER MEMBERS WHO AREN'T REALLY PULLING THEIR 51 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,043 WEIGHT. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 52 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:54,961 [ Coughing ] TOKI. 53 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:56,168 Skwisgaar: OH. 54 00:01:56,252 --> 00:01:57,877 Charles: ALSO, GUYS, WE HAVE THE MOST IMPORTANT DINNER OF OUR 55 00:01:57,961 --> 00:01:59,252 LIVES WITH THE LABEL AND ALL OUR POINT PEOPLE, BUYERS, AND 56 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:02,669 DISTRIBUTORS, SO WE HAVE TO APPEAR AS ONE STRONG GROUP. 57 00:02:02,752 --> 00:02:05,669 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DINNER WE WILL EVER HAVE. 58 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:08,460 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 59 00:02:08,543 --> 00:02:10,627 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 60 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:13,752 DETHKLOK! ♪ [ BEEP ] 61 00:02:13,835 --> 00:02:16,335 Nathan: HEY, ABIGAIL, IT'S NATHAN. 62 00:02:16,418 --> 00:02:20,543 UH, OBVIOUSLY YOU AND I DID SOMETHING DOWN THERE AND IT'S -- 63 00:02:20,627 --> 00:02:22,543 MEANS A LOT. 64 00:02:22,627 --> 00:02:23,460 OKAY. CALL ME BACK. 65 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,460 Skwisgaar: WHO'S THAT YOU WAS TALKINGS TO? 66 00:02:25,543 --> 00:02:26,585 Nathan: IT WAS SOMEBODY. 67 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:28,335 Skwisgaar: SOUNDED VERY INTIMATES. 68 00:02:28,418 --> 00:02:30,710 Nathan: ACTUALLY, DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT ME AND ABIGAIL KIND 69 00:02:30,794 --> 00:02:33,710 OF SHARED A MOMENT WHEN WE WERE RECORDING UNDERWATER. 70 00:02:33,794 --> 00:02:36,210 AND WE'LL PROBABLY END UP GETTING MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. 71 00:02:36,293 --> 00:02:37,168 Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH? 72 00:02:37,252 --> 00:02:41,752 Nathan: SO DON'T -- DON'T TELL PICKLES, HUH? 73 00:02:41,835 --> 00:02:44,794 Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS 74 00:02:44,877 --> 00:02:47,418 NEGOTIATING THE CREDITS FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM. 75 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:50,460 Orlaag: THE NEGOTIATION OF SHOW-BUSINESS CREDITS IS A 76 00:02:50,543 --> 00:02:54,293 BLACKENED SWORD THAT HAS PIERCED THE HEART OF MANY HOPEFUL SOULS. 77 00:02:54,377 --> 00:02:57,502 Stampingston: NOW HERE TO DISCUSS MORE IS SHOW-BUSINESS 78 00:02:57,585 --> 00:02:59,627 CREDITS AND INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS EXPERT, DR. COMMANDER 79 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:00,877 VERNMIM CHUNTSPINKTON. 80 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:04,794 MORE WOUNDS ARE OPENED BY THE DISCUSSION OF CREDITS THAN FROM 81 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:05,794 ANYTHING ELSE. 82 00:03:05,877 --> 00:03:08,460 IT CAN UNEARTH THE DARK HIERARCHY IN ALL BANDS. 83 00:03:08,543 --> 00:03:11,418 THE PERSON SITTING BEFORE YOU CAN APPEAR TO BE YOUR EQUAL, BUT 84 00:03:11,502 --> 00:03:13,502 ONCE THE CREDITS ARE APPLIED, YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY ARE YOUR 85 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:15,460 SUPERIOR. 86 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:18,377 ON A GOOD DAY, CREDITS CAN REWARD THE HARD WORKERS AND 87 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,126 EXCLUDE THE SKIMPY CHARLATANS. 88 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:23,710 BUT ON A RARE OCCASION, THE WORST CAN HAPPEN. 89 00:03:23,794 --> 00:03:25,961 THE GREEDY AND THE HALF-ASSED MEMBERS CAN BE REWARDED, THEREBY 90 00:03:26,043 --> 00:03:29,502 INSULTING THE SOULS OF THE HARD WORKERS. 91 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:32,335 Stampingston: FURTHERMORE, PRODUCER ABIGAIL REMELTINTDRINC 92 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:34,585 HAS BECOME METTLESOME THAN WE'D ANTICIPATED. 93 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:37,377 Orlaag: FALLING FOR A CO-WORKER CAN ENSURE THE 94 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:37,877 COLLAPSE OF ANY BUSINESS. 95 00:03:37,961 --> 00:03:39,919 Stampingston: YES. 96 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,335 Orlaag: AND THE END WILL SHORTLY FOLLOW. 97 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:45,669 Selatcia: THE TIME TO INTERVENE IS NEAR. 98 00:03:45,752 --> 00:03:46,377 KU-KU-KU-KU! 99 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,126 PLAYING DARTS AND DR-DR-DRINKING! 100 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,252 Toki: YEAH, PLAYINGS DARTS AND DRINKINGS! 101 00:03:51,335 --> 00:03:51,835 GOT IT! 102 00:03:51,919 --> 00:03:53,168 OH, KU-KU-KU-KU! TAG ME! 103 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:54,669 Toki: I'M TAGGINGS YOU! 104 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:55,585 OH, KU-KU-KU-KU! SHOOTING IT! AAH! 105 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,752 KU-KU-KU-UH-OH. 106 00:03:58,835 --> 00:04:01,293 [ RINGTONE PLAYS ] Toki: MURDERFACE. IGNORE. 107 00:04:01,377 --> 00:04:05,126 YEAH, IGNORE THAT FAT FUCK Murderface: HE FUCKING 108 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,126 IGNORED ME! 109 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:09,460 TOKI, IT'S MURDERFACE, UH, FROM THE BAND DETHKLOK. 110 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:12,710 I GUESS WE'LL JUST CHECK YOUR FACEFRIENDS PROFILE TO SEE WHERE 111 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,669 YOU ARE! 112 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,543 WELL FUCKING EXHIBIT "A." 113 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:17,710 TOKI IS ABSENT AGAIN. 114 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,543 Charles: OKAY, WELL, LET'S BEGIN THE -- WHY ARE YOU WEARING 115 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,752 A SUIT? 116 00:04:20,835 --> 00:04:24,377 Murderface: PEOPLE LIKE US WHO TAKE THEIR CAREER SERIOUSLY 117 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:27,418 WEAR SUITS, UNLIKE TOKI OR SKWISGAAR, FOR THAT MATTER, OR 118 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:28,377 NATHAN OR PICKLES. 119 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:31,085 Charles: LET'S FINALIZE THESE CREDITS, OKAY? 120 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:32,252 ABIGAIL, YOU STILL ON THE LINE? 121 00:04:32,335 --> 00:04:33,460 I've been here waiting and waiting. 122 00:04:33,543 --> 00:04:36,126 Charles: GREAT -- YOUR CREDIT IS THAT YOU CO-PRODUCED THE 123 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:36,752 RECORD WITH DETHKLOK. AM I RIGHT? 124 00:04:37,335 --> 00:04:38,377 Yeah. Anything else? 125 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:38,835 Charles: NO. Thanks. Bye. 126 00:04:39,835 --> 00:04:41,002 Nathan: OH, ABIGAIL, I, UH -- [ Dial tone ] 127 00:04:41,085 --> 00:04:43,585 IT'S NATHAN. WE'LL TALK LATER. 128 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:46,335 Charles: OKAY, SO, NATHAN, PICKLES, SKWISGAAR, YOU NEED TO 129 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:47,126 SORT OUT YOUR USUAL STUFF. 130 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:48,710 YOU GUYS WROTE -- Nathan: I'M SORRY. 131 00:04:48,794 --> 00:04:49,919 I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING. 132 00:04:50,002 --> 00:04:54,335 CAN WE SAY THAT THE RECORD IS PRODUCED BY ABIGAIL AND NATHAN? 133 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:55,377 AND DETHKLOK? 134 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:56,585 Charles: UH, WHY? 135 00:04:56,669 --> 00:04:57,752 YOU ARE IN DETHKLOK. 136 00:04:57,835 --> 00:05:00,002 YOU THINK YOU CO-PRODUCED IT OUTSIDE OF BEING IN DETHKLOK? 137 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:02,168 Nathan: YES. I THINK SO. 138 00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:06,293 ME -- NATHAN -- AND ABIGAIL, AND DETHKLOK PRODUCED THE RECORD. 139 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:08,085 Skwisgaar: AND SKWISGAAR DIDS, TOO. 140 00:05:08,168 --> 00:05:09,126 Pickles: PICKLES DID. 141 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,252 Murderface: AND ME! 142 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:12,418 Charles: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU WANT IT TO SAY IT'S 143 00:05:12,502 --> 00:05:14,627 PRODUCED BY ABIGAIL AND DETHKLOK AND NATHAN AND PICKLES AND 144 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,460 SKWISGAAR AND MURDERFACE AND TOKI -- 145 00:05:16,543 --> 00:05:17,543 Murderface: NO. NO TOKI. 146 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:18,543 HE CAN'T HAVE THAT CREDIT. HE'S NOT HERE. 147 00:05:19,502 --> 00:05:20,669 Charles: WHY DON'T WE COME BACK TO THAT? 148 00:05:20,752 --> 00:05:22,919 NATHAN, PICKLES, SKWISGAAR, YOU WROTE AND ARRANGED EVERYTHING. 149 00:05:23,002 --> 00:05:24,418 LET'S JUST HAND YOUR SPECIAL THANKS IN. 150 00:05:24,502 --> 00:05:25,543 LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE WAS PUT TOGETHER SIMILAR TO THE OTHER 151 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:26,126 ONES. 152 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:28,585 IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT, YEAH? 153 00:05:28,669 --> 00:05:29,418 Together: YEAH. 154 00:05:29,502 --> 00:05:30,543 Murderface: NO WAY. 155 00:05:30,627 --> 00:05:31,752 LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMN IT. 156 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:33,002 I'M NOT GONNA FALL VICTIM TO ANOTHER OUT-SQUEEZING OF CREDIT. 157 00:05:33,085 --> 00:05:33,919 Nathan: YOU PLAY BASS. YOU GET CREDIT FOR BASS. 158 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,085 WHAT ELSE IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 159 00:05:37,168 --> 00:05:38,252 Murderface: I JUST DON'T PLAY BASS. 160 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:40,627 I SHOW UP WITH AN AMAZING ATTITUDE, AND I PUT MY LIFE AND 161 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:41,794 SOUL INTO THOSE BASS PARTS. 162 00:05:41,877 --> 00:05:43,794 Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT WE CUT YOUR STUFF AND I GOES IN AND 163 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,961 REDOES MOST OF YOUR BASS PLAYING. 164 00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:47,460 Pickles: YEAH, HIS CREDITS SHOULD BE "SOME BASS PLAYED BY 165 00:05:47,543 --> 00:05:47,961 MURDERFACE." 166 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,126 MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT. 167 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:51,418 Nathan: YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GETTING MAYBE TOO MUCH 168 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:52,043 CREDIT. 169 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:53,168 Murderface: STOP! STOP IT! 170 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,293 EVERYBODY, THIS IS ASININE! 171 00:05:54,377 --> 00:05:59,210 I DEMAND THE FOLLOWING -- ONE, EXECUTIVE-PRODUCER CREDIT. 172 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,794 TWO, CO-MANAGEMENT CREDIT. 173 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,293 I CO-MANAGE THIS BAND! 174 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:05,126 I FUCKING DO WHETHER YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT. 175 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,293 LOOK AT MY SUIT! 176 00:06:06,377 --> 00:06:07,460 HUH?! 177 00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:11,502 THREE, BECAUSE OF MY REALLY GOOD ATTITUDE, I WANT 30% OF THE 178 00:06:11,585 --> 00:06:16,502 SONGWRITING PUBLISHING, AND I WILL FUCKING NOT BUDGE ON THAT! 179 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,835 Charles: UH...WELL, THEN, UH, LET'S VOTE ON THIS. 180 00:06:19,919 --> 00:06:20,210 UH, GUYS? 181 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:21,585 Nathan: NO. 182 00:06:21,669 --> 00:06:22,710 Murderface: WHAT? 183 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:25,418 Charles: WAS THAT A VOTE FOR THE VOTING OR WAS THAT THE 184 00:06:25,502 --> 00:06:25,961 ACTUAL VOTE? 185 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,085 Nathan: THAT'S BOTH. 186 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:30,502 Murderface: I WAS HERE FROM THE BEGINNING GOD DAMN IT! 187 00:06:30,585 --> 00:06:31,502 Charles: OKAY. MOVING ON. 188 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:33,961 Murderface: NO! 189 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,627 I HAVE ONE MORE NEGOTIATING POINT. 190 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:42,669 IF YOU DO NOT ACQUIESCE, I WILL STARVE MYSELF TO DEATH AND I 191 00:06:42,752 --> 00:06:44,002 WILL KILL MYSELF. 192 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:46,168 Nathan: SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 193 00:06:46,252 --> 00:06:47,335 Skwisgaar: YEAH, THAT'S... 194 00:06:47,418 --> 00:06:49,377 Pickles: YEAH, SORRY TO, YOU KNOW, DO THAT. 195 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:51,252 Murderface: YOU ASKED FOR IT, DAMN IT. 196 00:06:51,335 --> 00:06:52,627 YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME! 197 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:57,293 [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ DOOR CREAKS ] 198 00:06:57,377 --> 00:06:58,543 Nathan: HI. 199 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,752 Murderface: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO STARVE SOMEONE TO DEATH? 200 00:07:00,835 --> 00:07:01,877 Nathan: I'VE NEVER TRIED. 201 00:07:01,961 --> 00:07:04,210 I'VE NEVER SKIPPED A MEAL IN MY LIFE. 202 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:07,418 YOUR TRANSPORT TO ZIMBABWE AWAITS. 203 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:09,794 CHARLES. 204 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:12,085 I'M EXPECTING THIS DINNER TO BE WITHOUT FLAW. 205 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:14,460 Charles: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS WILL BE THE MOST 206 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:15,752 DECADENT AND MEMORABLE MEAL THAT ANYONE AT THIS TABLE WILL HAVE 207 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,293 EVER HAD. 208 00:07:17,377 --> 00:07:17,835 VERY GOOD. I AM COUNTING ON YOU. 209 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:20,043 Charles: OKAY, GUYS. 210 00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:21,210 THERE'S ASSIGNED SEATING. 211 00:07:21,293 --> 00:07:22,168 PLEASE OBSERVE THAT. 212 00:07:22,252 --> 00:07:23,210 AND REMEMBER, BE POLITE. 213 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:25,043 TRY NOT TO CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTHS OPEN. 214 00:07:25,126 --> 00:07:25,961 DON'T REACH OVER THE TABLE. 215 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:28,502 TASTE THE FOOD BEFORE YOU PUT SALT ON IT. 216 00:07:28,585 --> 00:07:30,710 TAKE IT EASY ON THE ALCOHOL -- Nathan: HEY, THIS TURNED INTO 217 00:07:30,794 --> 00:07:31,210 NAZI GERMANY. 218 00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:32,293 Pickles: WHERE'S TOKI? 219 00:07:32,377 --> 00:07:33,252 HOW COME HE ISN'T HERE? 220 00:07:33,335 --> 00:07:34,543 Charles: HE WILL BE. I HOPE. 221 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:35,168 I MEAN. OKAY. 222 00:07:35,252 --> 00:07:36,210 DEEP BREATH. LET'S DO THIS. 223 00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:37,335 Nathan: MAN, YOU'RE NERVOUS. 224 00:07:37,418 --> 00:07:39,418 Charles: NAH, IT'S -- Nathan: I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM 225 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:39,919 NERVOUS BEFORE. Charles: I'M FINE. TOTALLY CALM. 226 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,210 Nathan: NO, YOU'RE NOT. 227 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:42,752 Charles: ALL RIGHT. 228 00:07:42,835 --> 00:07:44,627 Nathan: NO, YOU'RE NOT. 229 00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:46,961 THE FIRST COURSE! 230 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:49,377 Nathan: ABIGAIL! 231 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,543 HEY! 232 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:53,252 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT, CHANCELLOR VANDERHORVEN? 233 00:07:53,335 --> 00:07:54,460 WHAT? 234 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,794 Nathan: THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST TIME WE HUNG OUT. 235 00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:57,752 REMEMBER? 236 00:07:57,835 --> 00:07:59,627 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 237 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:00,752 Nathan: UH, THAT'S OKAY. 238 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:02,377 WHAT? 239 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:03,585 Nathan: WHAT? 240 00:08:03,669 --> 00:08:04,293 WHAT? 241 00:08:04,377 --> 00:08:05,585 Nathan: WHAT? 242 00:08:05,669 --> 00:08:06,252 WHAT? 243 00:08:06,335 --> 00:08:07,627 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 244 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:10,418 Nathan: I SAID, "WHAT?" NO, YOU SAID WHAT? 245 00:08:10,502 --> 00:08:12,085 Nathan: I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 246 00:08:12,168 --> 00:08:13,293 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 247 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:14,752 Nathan: CAN'T HEAR YOU. 248 00:08:14,835 --> 00:08:16,669 OKAY. 249 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:17,627 GOOD TALK. 250 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:20,794 PARDON ME -- BLOOD ORANGE FALCON EGG SALAD? 251 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:22,752 Murderface: UH, NO THANKS. 252 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,752 I'M STARVING MYSELF TO DEATH. 253 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:26,627 OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY CONFUSED. 254 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:30,293 SEE, THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES WON'T GIVE ME THE CREDITS I 255 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,502 FUCKING DESERVE, SO I'M KILLING MYSELF. 256 00:08:32,585 --> 00:08:36,418 HEY, CAN I GET SOME MORE WHITE WINE OVER HERE? 257 00:08:36,502 --> 00:08:38,168 Nathan: HEY, IS TOKI EVEN COMING TO THIS THING? 258 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:40,418 WHAT THE FUCK OOH! KU-KU-KU-KU! 259 00:08:40,502 --> 00:08:40,919 YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM! DINNER TIME! 260 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,293 Skwisgaar: THERE HE AMS. 261 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:45,168 IT LOOKS LIKE HE BROUGHTS A FRIENDS. 262 00:08:45,252 --> 00:08:47,335 WHO'S RINGING THAT DINNER BELL? 263 00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:49,669 COULD IT BE YOU OR YOU OR YOU? 264 00:08:49,752 --> 00:08:51,293 Charles: OH, DEAR. 265 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:53,252 UH, PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MOMENT. 266 00:08:53,335 --> 00:08:55,418 DR. ROCKSO'S SO HUNGRY, HE COULD EAT AN OLD BOOT COVERED IN 267 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:58,168 DONKEY CUM Charles: DR. ROCKSO CAN'T BE 268 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:58,877 HERE. YOU GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 269 00:08:59,335 --> 00:08:59,794 Toki: NO! 270 00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:01,168 Charles: TOKI, PLEASE. 271 00:09:01,252 --> 00:09:02,126 Toki: [ Crying ] NO! 272 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:03,752 Charles: OKAY -- IT'S ALL RIGHT. 273 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,961 Toki: NO! 274 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:06,669 Charles: OKAY, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE -- YOU WIN. YOU WIN. 275 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:07,752 ENJOY THE DINNER, ROCKSO. 276 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:09,669 PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES. 277 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:11,377 Toki: PICTURE TIMES, DR. ROCKSO! 278 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,210 OH, MAKE SURE AND TAG DR. ROCKSO WITH THE SUIT MAN! 279 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:15,502 RIGHT, SHOE SALESMAN? 280 00:09:15,585 --> 00:09:17,502 Nathan: ABIGAIL, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS YOU'RE TALKING TO? 281 00:09:17,585 --> 00:09:19,335 ALL THOSE GUYS? 282 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:20,502 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 283 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:22,210 Nathan: THEY JUST SEEM LIKE -- ARE THEY BOTHERING YOU? 284 00:09:22,293 --> 00:09:23,043 I CANNOT HEAR YOU. 285 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,168 Nathan: THEY'RE REALLY TALKING A LOT. 286 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:26,543 I JUST THINK THEY MAY BE -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 287 00:09:26,627 --> 00:09:27,085 SAYING. Nathan: OKAY. OKAY! 288 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:28,794 Skwisgaar: UH, PICKLES. 289 00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,502 THAT COULD BE GETTINGS UGLY. 290 00:09:30,585 --> 00:09:33,377 Pickles: WHAT? WHAT'S HE -- Skwisgaar: MURDERFACE AMS 291 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:36,210 STARVING HIMSELF OF FOOD BUT ALL HE AMS DOINGS IS DRINKINGS ON AN 292 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:37,335 EMPTYS STOMACHS. 293 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:40,293 Murderface: I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN FUCKING TOKI. 294 00:09:40,377 --> 00:09:41,043 PFFFFT! 295 00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:42,669 THAT FUCKING DIRTY NORWEIGIAN ASS! 296 00:09:42,752 --> 00:09:43,752 I COULD FUCKING KILL HIM! 297 00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:45,252 Charles: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STARVING YOURSELF. 298 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,543 OH, GOD, GIVE ME THIS GLASS. 299 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,710 Murderface: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! 300 00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:51,377 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HIT ME? 301 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:55,877 [ ALL GASP ] Charles: OKAY. 302 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:57,627 Toki: I'M TAGGINGS YOU! 303 00:09:57,961 --> 00:09:59,377 [ GLASS CLINKS ] Nathan: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 304 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,418 CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION? 305 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:03,710 JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF THINGS. 306 00:10:03,794 --> 00:10:04,043 Charles: OH, GOD, PLEASE. 307 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:05,710 PLEASE, GOD. 308 00:10:05,794 --> 00:10:06,919 Nathan: I HAVE A SECRET TO, UH, REVEAL. 309 00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:11,252 I, UH, THERE'S BEEN A BIT OF AN INTEROFFICE RELATIONSHIP GOING 310 00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:16,252 ON, AND, UH, ABIGAIL AND MYSELF ARE AN ITEM. 311 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:19,919 [ APPLAUSE ] I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT. 312 00:10:20,002 --> 00:10:21,377 THANK YOU, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. 313 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,835 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 314 00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:26,460 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] Pickles: NO! 315 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,210 NO, NO, NO! 316 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:31,377 NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE THIS, TOO, YOU GREEDY, FAT ASSHOLE! 317 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,335 YOU FUCKING YOU DESTROYED THE RECORD. 318 00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:37,252 YOU FUCKING TAKE EVERYTHING YOU SEE, AND YOU JUST TAKE AND YOU 319 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:38,835 TAKE AND -- Murderface: HEY, HEY, HEY, 320 00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:39,418 HEY, HEY! 321 00:10:39,502 --> 00:10:40,585 Pickles: GET OFF OF ME! 322 00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:41,585 GET OFF OF ME! 323 00:10:41,669 --> 00:10:43,252 Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 324 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:43,752 HIT ME? AAH! 325 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,210 Pickles: GODDAMN IT! 326 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:47,210 Murderface: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! 327 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:50,418 Pickles: I'M FUCKING FUCKED. FUCKING FUCKED OVER HERE. 328 00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:52,543 I GOT NOTHING. 329 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:54,043 SO I'M GONNA FUCKING TAKE MYSELF THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 330 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:55,919 I FUCKING QUIT. 331 00:10:56,002 --> 00:10:58,252 I FUCKING QUIT! 332 00:10:58,335 --> 00:11:00,585 QUIT! 333 00:11:00,669 --> 00:11:02,335 QUIT! 334 00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:04,168 QUIT! 335 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:06,085 QUIT! 336 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:07,210 QUIT! 337 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:10,585 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] Toki: I TAGGED YOU, PICKLE!