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AND THEY RETURNED TO THE
DARKEST DEPTHS TO SINK EVEN
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LOWER.
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FANS ARE OVERCOME WITH
EMOTION AS DETHKLOK REVEALS ITS
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DETHSUB.
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DETHKLOK WILL RECORD ITS ENTIRE
FORTHCOMING ALBUM ON THIS SHIP.
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I'M GETTING WORD THEY'RE
PREPARING TO GO BELOW AT ANY
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MOMENT NOW.
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BUT THE QUESTION IS, FOR HOW
LONG?
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Charles: WELL, UH, SAY YOUR
GOODBYES TO THE GIRLS.
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YOU CAN'T BRING ANYBODY ON BOARD
BECAUSE IT'S A SECURITY RISK AND
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ALL THAT.
Nathan: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WE CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING
CHICKS
DOWN THERE?
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Charles: NO, SIR.
Nathan: HUH.
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THAT FUCKING SUCKS.
Murderface: DON'T WORRY.
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WE'RE GONNA BE JACKING OFF.
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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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JUST PULLING YOUR OWN PUD.
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ALL SHINY AND HARD, JUST
JACKING
OFF.
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THAT'S WHAT.
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YEAH?
RIGHT, GUYS? HUH?
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Skwisgaar: CAN YOU BACKS OFF,
PLEASE?
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Nathan: THIS IS GONNA BE A
LONG RECORDING SESSION.
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Skwisgaar: HEY, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID THERE WASN'T GONNA BE ANY
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GIRLS, YET HERE AMS ABIGAILS,
WALKINGS IN, WORKINGS A SMART
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OUTFIT, AS USUALS.
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Pickles: HEY, ABIGAIL.
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Nathan: HI, ABIGAIL.
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HI.
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Nathan: TOO BAD ABIGAIL'S OFF
LIMITS, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT
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COULD BE PRETTY FUN, YOU KNOW?
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Pickles: WELL, WHO SAYS SHE'S
OFF LIMITS?
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Nathan: OH!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
Charles: OKAY, LOOKS LIKE
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EVERYONE'S DECOMPRESSING NICELY.
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A COUPLE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
BEFORE WE HIT THE OCEAN FLOOR.
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FIRST OF ALL, I WANTED TO SAY --
Nathan: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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HEY, GUYS.
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SORRY IF I SEEM OUT OF IT.
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LAST NIGHT, I, UH, HAD THAT
FUCKED UP NIGHTMARE I KEEP ON
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HAVING -- OOH.
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Pickles: IS IT THE DREAM WERE
YOU FUCK A HORNET'S NEST AND
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THEN PUT YOUR COCK INTO A VAT
OF BOILING ACID?
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Nathan: EVEN WORSE!
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IT'S THAT HORRIBLE DREAM.
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THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO GET GIRLS
IS FOR ME TO [GROANS] GO DOWN ON
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THEM.
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Murderface: OH, DEAR GOD!
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Pickles: OH, MAMA!
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Skwisgaar: EW.
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Toki: OH, THAT'S GROSS!
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NOW WHAT IS IT GOING DOWN ON A
GIRL MEANS AGAIN?
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Skwisgaar: [ WHISPERS
INDISTINCTLY ]
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Toki: HOLY SHITS
THAT'S FUCKINGS GROSS!
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Nathan: I KNOW. I KNOW.
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I'M FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW
EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT.
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Skwisgaar: WELL, WE DOESN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORES AND
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I'LL TELL YOU WHYS.
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WE AMS A FAMOUS ROCKS-'N'-ROLL
BANDS.
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THEY GOES DOWN ON US!
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BUT IF WE WILL HAVES TO GO DOWN
ON THEM --
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Pickles: IT WOULD HAVE TO BE
UNDER THE UTMOST DIRE
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CIRCUMSTANCES!
Nathan: RIGHT.
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LIKE IF THEY WERE GONNA KILL MY
FUCKING PARENTS.
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THEN I'D HAVE TO DO IT.
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OH, BUT STILL, TOTALLY GROSS.
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RIGHT, CHARLES?
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Charles: UH...
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NAH...NO COMMENT.
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Nathan: WELL, IT'S FUCKING
TRUE.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT
ANYMORE!
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT
ANYMORE?
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Nathan: NOTHING.
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Charles: UH, ANYWAY, GUYS,
WE'VE GOT THREE MONTHS TO CRAFT
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THE ULTIMATE METAL RECORD.
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IF, FOR SOME REASON, WE FAIL TO
HIT THAT DEADLINE, I FEAR THAT
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CORNICKLESON WILL SINK US WHERE
WE STAND, SO, UH, HAVE AT IT,
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MATEYS.
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Murderface: UGH.
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"HAVE AT IT, MATEYS."
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ANOTHER LAME SIGN-OFF FROM
CHARLES.
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ANYWAYS, WHO WANTS TO GO JACK
OFF WITH ME?
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[ BAND PLAYING POORLY ]
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
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STOP IT.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL OF YOUR
HANDS?
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Nathan: YEAH, WHAT'S GOING
ON?
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OW. OW.
LOOK AT YOUR WRISTS.
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THEY'RE JUST -- JUST SWOLLEN AND
LIMP.
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WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING?
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF.
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN JACKING OFF
SO HARD THAT YOU'VE GOT ADVANCED
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CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
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WHATEVER.
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Nathan: SO, UH, YOU'RE SAYING
WE'RE, UH, TOUCHING OUR
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YOU-KNOW-WHATS TOO MUCH?
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[ GIGGLES ]
Nathan: HEY, THIS IS SERIOUS
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STUFF.
STOP GIGGLING!
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I'M NOT.
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I'M BEING SERIOUS.
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YOU MUST REFRAIN FROM
MASTURBATING FOR THE NEXT THREE
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MONTHS.
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BUT BEWARE.
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YOU WILL EXPERIENCE
WITHDRAWAL,
HALLUCINATIONS, SEXUAL
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NIGHTMARES, GENDER ISSUES.
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WITHOUT MASTURBATION, MEN AND
WOMEN WILL GO INSANE.
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Nathan: HEY, DON'T WORRY,
GUYS.
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WE'LL STILL JACK OFF.
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IT'S NOT LIKE THE FUCKING LABEL
IS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT IT.
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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM
CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN RECORDS,
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ROY CORNICKLESON.
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I AM JUST INCREDIBLY SADDENED
TO FIND OUT YOU'VE BEEN JACKING
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OFF ON THE COMPANY DIME.
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I AM JUST REALLY, REALLY
DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU.
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I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
BETTER THAN THAT.
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MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING I DID, HMM?
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MAYBE I SHOULD BE DISAPPOINTED
IN MYSELF.
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I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
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NOW FINISH THIS ALBUM ON TIME
OR
YOU'LL HAVE NO LABEL!
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GOOD DAY!
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Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
APPEARS THAT DETHKLOK IS NO
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LONGER ALLOWED TO JACK OFF WHILE
RECORDING THEIR NEW ALBUM
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UNDERWATER.
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GENERAL CROZIER.
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Crozier: PREPARATION FOR THIS
UNDERWATER RECORD HAS BEEN AN
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ARDUOUS PROCESS.
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THE NEW DETHSUB IS MORE THAN
FOUR TIMES THE SIZE OF A
LUXURY
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CRUISE LINER.
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IT'S FULLY ARMED AND CAN
SUSTAIN
LIFE FOR OVER A DECADE IF NEED
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BE.
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FURTHERMORE, MINING TEAMS WERE
DISPATCHED MONTHS BEFORE TO
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BREAK WAY THE OCEAN FLOOR AND
SECURE THE DETHSUB'S HOME IN
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WHAT IS NOW KNOWN AS THE
DEEPEST
PART OF THE OCEAN,
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ANDROMEDA'S CREVICE.
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Orlaag: YET THERE IS NO WARM
PORT WAITING FOR DETHKLOK, NO
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MATTER WHAT SIZE THE VESSEL BE.
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Stampingston: HERE TO EXPLAIN
MORE IS HUMAN RELATIONS AND
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MASTURBATION EXPERT
DR. FSMILEJERA LRLELWOLL.
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WHAT HAPPENS TO A MAN DEVOID
OF THE PLEASURES OF HIS OWN
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LOINS?
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WILL HE BECOME A PRISONER OF
RAGE?
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STATISTICALLY, MEN WHO HAVE BEEN
FORCED INTO A POSITION OF
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MASTURBATION ABSTINENCE HAVE
BEEN THE CULPRITS OF
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CIVILIZATIONAL DESTRUCTION.
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DETHKLOK IS NO DIFFERENT.
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Stampingston: AND WHAT OF THE
WOMAN?
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PICKLES AND NATHAN HAVE
SUCCEEDED IN CONCOCTING A
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CAREFUL BALANCE OF FRIENDSHIP
AND CREATIVE BIRTH AND HAVE
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REAPED ITS REWARDS.
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YET NEVER BEFORE HAVE THEY
TREADED DOWN THE DARK WATERS OF
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FEMALE COMPETITION.
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FOR YOU SEE, THIS PATH LEADS UP
INTO A THICKET OF POISONOUS
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THORNS AND HEARTBREAK, AND
ULTIMATELY THE DEMISE OF
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DETHKLOK.
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SOMEBODY'S A-GOING DOWN.
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Selatcia: WE MUST ALLOW FOR
DETHKLOK TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE
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TO DO WITH THEIR FREE TIME.
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Nathan: 100!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ SNIFFS ]
WHY'S IT SMELL LIKE FUCKING
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GARBAGE CAN COLOGNE?
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OH. WHY ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP?
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Pickles: OH, WELL, IT'S NO
BIGGIE.
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JUST HAVING A LITTLE DRUM
PRODUCTION, UH, MEETING WITH,
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UH, WHAT IS HER NAME AGAIN?
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UH, ABIGAIL.
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Nathan: OH.
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SO YOU'RE REALLY GOING FOR IT?
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Pickles: GOING FOR WHAT?
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MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN --
Nathan: OH. I SEE.
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YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S, UH,
CROSSING THE LINE -- THE
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THING -- WORKPLACE, UH --
Pickles: WHY CAN'T I
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YOU-KNOW-WHAT THE ONLY LADY IN
THIS PLACE?
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AND WHY ARE YOU ALL WORKED UP?
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Nathan: I'M NOT.
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I'M BEING NORMAL!
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Pickles: DO YOU WANT TO DATE
HER?
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Nathan: DATE?
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WHO WANTS TO DATE ANYBODY?
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DATING'S FUCKING STUPID AS
SHIT
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IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO DATE
HER!
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Pickles: NO, DUDE.
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I JUST WANT TO FUCKING GET IT
ON
WITH HER!
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SHE'S NOT BAD LOOKING, NATHAN.
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Nathan: WELL, I HADN'T
NOTICED.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A BIT OUT OF
YOUR LEAGUE.
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Pickles: SHE IS OUT OF YOUR
LEAGUE.
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Nathan: SHE'S OUT OF YOUR --
FINE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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Pickles: I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING.
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Nathan: I SEE. FINE.
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LET'S SEE PRECISELY WHOMS OUT
OF
WHOMSES LEAGUES SHE BE.
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WE'LL LET HER PICK.
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Pickles: FINE.
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Nathan: FINE.
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Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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LAUNDRY OR SOMETHING?
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Toki: YEP, I'VE NEVER DONES
IT BEFORE.
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SINCE WE STOPS JACKINGS OFF, I
THINK I'VE LEARNED HOW TO DO
IT.
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Murderface: WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A HIGH PONYTAIL?
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER
OR SOMETHING.
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Toki: IT AMS BECAUSE IT'S SO
HOT IN HERE.
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IT COOLS OFF MY NECK.
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00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:11,377
Murderface: IT COOLS YOUR
NECK, HUH?
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING ROLLER
SKATES?
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Toki: I LEFTS MY BOOTS ON
SHORE.
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[ DING! ]
LAUNDRY'S DONES. I'LL GETS IT.
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OH, SHUCKS!
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EVERYTHINGS IN MY
WARDROBES AMS
TURNS PINK!
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AND IT'S ALL SHRUNKS!
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DAMN IT!
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Murderface: YEAH.
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SKATING AROUND, HUH?
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KEEPS YOU TONED, I-I GUESS.
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IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?
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Pickles: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
BUTTON DO?
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THAT TURNS THE MIKE PRE ON.
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Pickles: OH.
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SO WHAT DOES THIS KNOB DO?
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IF YOU TURN IT LIKE YOU'RE
DOING, IT RUINS ALL MY PRESETS,
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AND -- PLEASE.
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YOU'RE DROPPING PRINGLES INTO
MY
BOARD.
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Pickles: YES, WELL, IT'S
COOL.
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I SURE COULD USE A MASSAGE,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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OKAY, PICKLES?
WE WORK TOGETHER.
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THERE'S A LINE I DON'T CROSS.
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I MEAN, HOW MUCH WORK WOULD I
GET DONE IF I --
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Pickles: SHH.
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YOU KNOW, I --
Pickles: SHUSH!
JUST ONE HUMP.
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NO.
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NOT WITH ANYONE I WORK WITH.
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IT'S MY MOST CHERISHED RULE.
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Pickles: OH, BULLSHIT
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S ME.
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Pickles: YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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THIS SUCKS.
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AND YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU'RE
NOT FUCKING SEXUALLY
FRUSTRATED
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DOWN HERE, ALL RIGHT?
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'CAUSE THIS PLACE IS FUCKING
HELL.
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I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
AND WITHOUT BEING TOO, UH,
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CRASS, I HAVE A MAGICAL
VIBRATING FRIEND THAT GETS ME
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THROUGH THESE DARK TIMES.
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Pickles: [ GROANS ]
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?
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STILL NOT IN LOVE WITH THE
SOUND OF THESE ROOMS.
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SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SUB IS A
LITTLE OFF.
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WE NEED TO RE-RECORD THEM IN
THEIR OWN ISOLATED SPACE OUTSIDE
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THE SUB.
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WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THAT?
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17.5 NAUTICAL MILES
NORTHWEST, WE FOUND A SONICALLY
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IDEAL GUITAR RECORDING AREA.
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THE ONLY DRAWBACK IS THAT IT'S
IN WHAT WE BELIEVE TO BE AN
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ACTIVE MINEFIELD.
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IT'S GONNA TAKE THE MAJORITY
OF
THE CREW TO MAKE THIS
HAPPEN.
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GREAT. WORK TOWARDS THAT.
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AND THE DRUMS?
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Dick: WELL, WE DID SOME
RECONNAISSANCE AND WE FOUND AN
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UPWARD-INVERTED CAVE WHOSE
ACOUSTICS ARE THE BEST WE'VE
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EVER HEARD IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES.
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HOW SOON CAN YOU MAKE THAT
HAPPEN?
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Dick: HOW MUCH TIME DO WE
HAVE?
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Charles: VERY LITTLE.
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I FEAR MY BAND IS SLOWLY LOSING
THEIR MINDS IN THIS MURKY PIT OF
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SEXUAL DESPAIR.
GOOD WORK, PEOPLE.
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AND, AGAIN, TIME IS OF THE
ESSENCE.
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TALLY-HO.
Murderface: GOD DARN IT!
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Nathan: WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
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Murderface: I JUST GOT
FUCKING TURNED DOWN BY THAT
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FUCKING PRUDE BITCH ABIGAIL!
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WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
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Toki: I TRYS TO HUMPS HER,
TOO, AND SHE TURNS ME DOWN.
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Skwisgaar: SHE TURNS ME
DOWNS, TOO.
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I BELIEVES HER TO BE
IMPENETRABLES.
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YOU MUST HAS TRIED, TOO, YEAH?
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Nathan: NO.
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I WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT
TIME.
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Pickles: YOU WILL NEVER GET
INTO HER PANTS!
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AND THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON.
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BECAUSE SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU.
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Nathan: I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION.
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I CAN GET ANYBODY.
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I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO
GET INTO HER PANTS.
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Pickles: THEN DO ACCEPT MY
WARNING!
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THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
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Nathan: WHATEVER IT TAKES.
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Murderface: SORRY TO BREAK
THIS UP, BUT, UH, DOES TOKI SEEM
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LIKE HE'S IN REAL GOOD SHAPE?
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I MEAN, LIKE -- AT THIS POINT
I'LL TAKE WHATEVER!
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[ VIBRATING ]
[ VIBRATING STOPS ]
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[ SWITCH CLICKS ]
OH, YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING
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KIDDING ME.
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Charles: THIS IS THE LAST DAY
OF OUR PRINCIPLE AUDIOGRAPHY.
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YOU'VE ALL WORKED INCREDIBLY
HARD AND WE HAVE ONE DAY TO
NAIL
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DOWN THE REST OF THIS RECORD.
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SKWISGAAR, TOKI, YOU'LL BE
TRANSPORTED MILES AWAY FOR
AUDIO
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ISOLATION.
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PICKLES, YOU'LL BE PUT INTO
WHAT
WE'RE NOW CALLING THE DEVIL'S
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CAVE.
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MURDERFACE, YOU'LL BE IN YOUR
INTER-SUBMARINE SUBSONIC BASE
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CABIN, AND, FINALLY, NATHAN AND
ABIGAIL, YOU'LL BE IN THE
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CONTROL ROOM, PILOTING THIS
AUDIO SPACECRAFT INTO A NEW
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DIMENSION.
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THE REST OF THE UNDERWATER
AUDIO
CREW WILL BE HELPING THE BAND.
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SHAKE IT DOWN NOW.
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Nathan: WHAT?
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Murderface: SHAKE IT DOWN?
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EVERYBODY READY?
Skwisgaar: READYS.
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Pickles: COPY THAT.
Toki: READYS!
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Murderface: READY!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ MOANING ]
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
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OH, GOD. WHAT DID I DO?
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I GOT TO GO.
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Nathan: NOOOOOO!