1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,752 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE 2 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:05,877 GOT A LOT OF WORK TODAY. 3 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:07,502 Nathan: HEY! 4 00:00:07,585 --> 00:00:09,961 IT REALLY SMELLS LIKE LEMONS IN HERE. 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,794 SOMEBODY JUST CLEAN THIS TABLE WITH LEMONS? 6 00:00:12,877 --> 00:00:14,877 Toki: I AMS EATINGS LEMONS. 7 00:00:14,961 --> 00:00:15,919 THAT'S ME. 8 00:00:16,002 --> 00:00:17,002 Pickles: YOU'RE STILL EATING LEMONS ALL THE TIME? 9 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:20,168 Toki: I'MS CHALLENGING MYSELF TO ENDURES THE FLAVORS, 10 00:00:20,252 --> 00:00:22,460 LIKES PUTTINGS YOUR HANDS OVER AN OPENS FLAME. 11 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:24,460 Skwisgaar: PICKLE, I FOUND ONE OF YOUR DREADS IN THE 12 00:00:24,543 --> 00:00:26,293 HALLWAYS. 13 00:00:26,377 --> 00:00:28,627 UH, DO YOU WANTS IT BACK? 14 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:31,585 Pickles: EH, YEAH, I, UH, GUESS SO. 15 00:00:31,669 --> 00:00:32,293 Skwisgaar: OOPS. 16 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:33,919 DROPPED IT IN MY CUPS OF COFFEES. 17 00:00:34,002 --> 00:00:35,627 Nathan: DRINKING A LOT OF COFFEE THESE DAYS, HUH? 18 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:36,710 Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 19 00:00:36,794 --> 00:00:37,752 I JUST WANT TO GET STARTED. 20 00:00:37,835 --> 00:00:39,252 Nathan: YEAH, JUST GO. 21 00:00:39,335 --> 00:00:41,377 Charles: WE HAVE SOME CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER FOR 22 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,460 MR. WILLIAM MURDERFACE, SITTING AT THE TABLE HERE. 23 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,627 YOU ARE BEING HONORED AT THIS YEAR'S BRUTALIES AWARD CEREMONY. 24 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:47,710 Murderface: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 25 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:50,585 GOOD TO SEE SHIT FINALLY CHANGING AROUND HERE, AND I'M 26 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:51,627 GETTING SOME RESPECT. 27 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,293 NOW, WHAT ARE THESE BRUTALIES? 28 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:54,168 Charles: I DON'T KNOW. 29 00:00:54,252 --> 00:00:56,293 I MEAN, NO ONE'S GOTTEN BACK TO ME ON THAT. 30 00:00:56,377 --> 00:00:58,669 BUT DETHKLOK IS GONNA PLAY THERE, AND THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE 31 00:00:58,752 --> 00:01:00,627 YOU A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST 32 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:01,835 BRUTAL-LOOKING MUSICIAN EVER. 33 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:04,627 Nathan: CAN'T REALLY TELL IF THAT'S AN AWARD OR A PUBLIC 34 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:05,752 INSULT. 35 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:06,961 Skwisgaar: IF YOU THINKS ABOUT IT, IT AMS AN AWARD FOR 36 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,335 BEINGS THE MOST UGLYS HUMANS IN THE WORLDS. 37 00:01:09,418 --> 00:01:13,126 Nathan: THEY'RE, LIKE, SAYING YOU'RE BAD AT BEING HANDSOME, 38 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:14,794 BUT IT'S AN AWARD IF THEY'RE SAYING YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT 39 00:01:14,877 --> 00:01:16,794 BEING UGLY, SO CONGRATULATIONS. 40 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,669 Skwisgaar: YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 41 00:01:18,752 --> 00:01:20,168 Pickles: YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 42 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:21,752 Charles: YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT, RIGHT? 43 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:23,585 Murderface: OKAY WITH IT? 44 00:01:23,669 --> 00:01:25,877 I FUCKING LOVE IT! 45 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:29,210 REALLY, THIS IS AWESOME. 46 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:32,502 IF YOU ALL WILL EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT. 47 00:01:32,585 --> 00:01:36,418 Nathan: YOU'RE BAD AT BEING HANDSOME. 48 00:01:36,502 --> 00:01:37,543 Murderface: KEEP IT TOGETHER. 49 00:01:37,627 --> 00:01:38,669 Toki: IF I GOTS THAT AWARD, I'D FUCKINGS KILL MYSELF. 50 00:01:38,752 --> 00:01:40,710 Pickles: DUDE, YOU'RE UGLY. 51 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:41,210 DUDE. Toki: KILLS MYSELF. 52 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,460 Pickles: DUDE. 53 00:01:43,543 --> 00:01:44,543 Toki: AND KILLS MYSELF. 54 00:01:44,627 --> 00:01:45,210 Pickles: DUDE. 55 00:01:45,293 --> 00:01:47,335 Toki: FUNKINGS KILLS MYSELF. 56 00:01:47,418 --> 00:01:48,210 Pickles: DUDE. 57 00:01:48,293 --> 00:01:50,210 Murderface: I'LL SHOW EVERYONE. 58 00:01:50,293 --> 00:01:54,543 I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO THE MOST HANDSOME MOTHER 59 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:56,794 FUCKER THEY'VE EVER LAID EYES ON! 60 00:01:56,877 --> 00:01:59,543 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 61 00:01:59,627 --> 00:02:02,627 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 62 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:03,627 DETHKLOK! ♪ Murderface: OH, I'M 63 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,418 PERSONALLY OKAY WITH MYSELF, BUT... 64 00:02:09,502 --> 00:02:12,418 JUST TAKE THE PEN AND DRAW ON THE AREAS THAT YOU THINK COULD 65 00:02:12,502 --> 00:02:15,252 USE SOME CORRECTIONS. 66 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:19,752 [ MARKER SQUEAKING ] Murderface: DO YOU HAVE 67 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:20,627 ANOTHER MARKER? 68 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:22,543 WHOA. 69 00:02:22,627 --> 00:02:23,877 MISSED A SPOT. 70 00:02:23,961 --> 00:02:25,669 Murderface: OKAY, DOC. 71 00:02:25,752 --> 00:02:28,252 I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. 72 00:02:28,335 --> 00:02:30,168 I HATE MYSELF. 73 00:02:30,252 --> 00:02:31,961 I FUCKING HATE MYSELF. 74 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:36,418 MR. MURDERFACE, WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO TAKE YOU -- A BEAST 75 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:41,168 DAMNED BY THE GODS, A GROTESQUE ABOMINATION DOOMED TO SPEND HIS 76 00:02:41,252 --> 00:02:45,418 LIFE AS A WANDERING MONSTROSITY -- AND TRANSFORM YOU 77 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:49,460 INTO A BREATHTAKING ADONIS, CHISELED IN MARBLE FROM A CHURCH 78 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:51,335 IN HEAVEN. 79 00:02:51,418 --> 00:02:52,585 ALL IT TAKES IS MONEY. 80 00:02:52,669 --> 00:02:55,002 HERE'S THE ESTIMATE. 81 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:58,293 Murderface: [ GROANS ] Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT 82 00:02:58,377 --> 00:03:02,835 SEEMS THAT WILLIAM MURDERFACE IS GETTING SOME "WORK" DONE. 83 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:04,919 HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE CULTURAL OBSESSION WITH COSMETIC SURGERY 84 00:03:05,002 --> 00:03:08,210 IS SPECIALIST DR. ALSAJAHBFIFBORGILTK. 85 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:11,835 TRYING TO IMPROVE THE UNJUST GENETIC HAND DEALT TO YOU 86 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,460 THROUGH EXPENSIVE COSMETIC ENHANCEMENTS CAN LEAD TO 87 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:15,669 HORRIFYING RESULTS. 88 00:03:15,752 --> 00:03:18,877 THE AVERAGE MAN, AFTER COSMETIC PROCEDURE, WILL END UP LOOKING 89 00:03:18,961 --> 00:03:21,794 LIKE A WOMAN, A LARGE GAME ANIMAL, AN ALIEN, EVEN A 90 00:03:21,877 --> 00:03:23,002 CHILDREN'S PUPPET. 91 00:03:23,085 --> 00:03:26,710 BUT THE REAL CATASTROPHE WILL OCCUR IF MURDERFACE SUCCEEDS AT 92 00:03:26,794 --> 00:03:27,794 BECOMING "HANDSOMEFACE." 93 00:03:27,877 --> 00:03:31,043 Crozier: OUR IN-HOUSE SPECIALIST HAS CONCOCTED THESE 94 00:03:31,126 --> 00:03:33,002 IMAGES OF WHAT WILLIAM MURDERFACE WOULD LOOK 95 00:03:33,085 --> 00:03:34,961 LIKE SHOULD HE GO THROUGH WITH THIS PROCEDURE. 96 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:37,835 MURDERFACE IS DETHKLOK'S ZERO ON THE YARDSTICK OF 97 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:39,627 ATTRACTIVENESS TO WHICH ALL OTHER BAND MEMBERS COMPARE 98 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:41,669 THEMSELVES. 99 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:44,669 SHOULD THIS CHANGE, IT COULD SET OFF A SERIES OF GRUESOME 100 00:03:44,752 --> 00:03:47,418 ATTEMPTS AT SELF-IMPROVEMENT THAT END IN DETHKLOK LOSING 101 00:03:47,502 --> 00:03:51,543 THEIR SENSE OF SELF AND THE RESPECT OF ALL MANKIND. 102 00:03:51,627 --> 00:03:55,835 Orlaag: IS THE HAND OF THE COSMETIC SURGEON ALSO THE HAND 103 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:56,502 OF GOD? 104 00:03:56,585 --> 00:03:57,919 PERHAPS. 105 00:03:58,002 --> 00:04:01,502 Selatcia: LET US SEE WHERE IT TAKES US. 106 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:02,794 Toki: HURRYS UP, NATHAN. 107 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:03,752 Nathan: HOLD ON. 108 00:04:03,835 --> 00:04:04,835 I'M GETTING A SNACK. 109 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:09,502 ♪ HOT AIR BALLOON Nathan: [ GRUNTS ] 110 00:04:09,585 --> 00:04:12,669 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS HOT TUB? 111 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,335 THIS PARTICULAR HOT TUB IS NOT KNOWN TO WITHSTAND THAT MUCH 112 00:04:15,418 --> 00:04:16,377 WEIGHT, MY LORD. 113 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,293 Nathan: [ SCOFFS ] WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD CALL THE 114 00:04:18,377 --> 00:04:23,335 COMPANY AND, YOU KNOW -- AND IT'S POOR MANUFACTURING. 115 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:25,377 AND IT APPEARS AS IF THE DRAIN IS CLOGGED WITH COFFEE 116 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,752 GROUNDS, LEMON RINDS, AND A CLUSTER OF DREADLOCKS. 117 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,710 Pickles: EW. 118 00:04:29,794 --> 00:04:31,085 CLOGGED? 119 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:33,627 THAT'S JUST POOR MANUFACTURING. 120 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:34,543 YOUR DREADS, SIRE. 121 00:04:34,627 --> 00:04:36,669 Pickles: JUST GIVE ME THAT BACK. 122 00:04:36,752 --> 00:04:39,335 Murderface: WELL, JUST MOVE SOME MONEY AROUND OR SOMETHING! 123 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:40,543 LOOK, WILLIAM. 124 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:41,627 AS YOUR BUSINESS MANAGER, I HAVE TO WARN YOU, THIS IS NOT A GOOD 125 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,168 TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE AN EXPENSIVE ELECTIVE SURGERY. 126 00:04:44,252 --> 00:04:46,085 Murderface: YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME. 127 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:47,502 I'M THE BASSIST FOR DETHKLOK. 128 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:50,210 NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU JUST LOST A LOT OF MONEY. 129 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:51,543 DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS? 130 00:04:51,627 --> 00:04:52,252 YOU WERE DRUNK. YOU TRIPPED ON AN ESCALATOR... 131 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,418 Murderface: YEAH, I TRIPPED ON AN ESCALATOR. 132 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,252 ...WHILE YOU WERE SHOPPING FOR SCENTED CANDLES. 133 00:04:56,335 --> 00:04:58,961 Murderface: YES, 'CAUSE I LOVE SCENTED CANDLES. 134 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:02,085 AND THEN YOUR OVERCALCIFIED FACE INJURED A BABY. 135 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,210 Murderface: OH. 136 00:05:03,293 --> 00:05:05,418 WELL, THAT CIVIL SUIT FROM THE INCIDENT WIPED YOU OUT, 137 00:05:05,502 --> 00:05:06,293 COMPLETELY, OKAY? 138 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:08,085 Murderface: THAT BABY HAD A GREAT LAWYER. 139 00:05:08,168 --> 00:05:08,794 AMAZING LAWYER. 140 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:10,252 Murderface: GOD, HE WAS GOOD. 141 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:11,085 WASN'T HE GOOD? 142 00:05:11,168 --> 00:05:12,460 FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET THE MONEY. 143 00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:15,126 Murderface: FUCK Nathan: MOVE MY FEET DOWN A 144 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:15,710 LITTLE BIT MORE. 145 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:17,126 MOVE MY HEAD UP HIGHER. 146 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:18,293 HOW'S THAT, SIRE? 147 00:05:18,377 --> 00:05:20,585 Nathan: NOW, BRING THE PIECE OF PIZZA CLOSER TO MY HEAD. 148 00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:21,502 Murderface: HEY, NATHAN. 149 00:05:21,585 --> 00:05:22,669 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 150 00:05:22,752 --> 00:05:23,835 AND HOW'S THAT, SIRE? 151 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:24,752 Murderface: [ CLEARS THROAT ] Nathan: GETTING BETTER, GETTING WARMER. 152 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:27,460 IS THAT ADEQUATE, SIRE? 153 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:28,585 Murderface: FUCK OFF! 154 00:05:28,669 --> 00:05:29,168 YES, SIRE. 155 00:05:29,252 --> 00:05:30,585 Murderface: NATHAN, PAL. 156 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:31,669 GOOD OLD NATHAN. 157 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:33,460 AW, MAN, LOOK AT THOSE SHOULDERS. 158 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:34,710 CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP. 159 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:37,252 WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? 160 00:05:37,335 --> 00:05:41,126 NATHAN, I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME. 161 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,252 ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? 162 00:05:42,335 --> 00:05:43,168 Nathan: KIND OF. 163 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,335 Murderface: I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SAD TALE. 164 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:46,418 Nathan: OH, GOD. 165 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:49,293 Murderface: IMAGINE A CHILD SO HORRIFIC-LOOKING... 166 00:05:49,377 --> 00:05:50,502 Nathan: UH-HUH. 167 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:52,877 Murderface: ...THAT HE DROVE HIS PARENTS TO MURDER-SUICIDE. 168 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:53,961 Nathan: YEAH, YOU, RIGHT? 169 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:58,585 Murderface: [ GROANS ] IMAGINE A MAN WITH SO LITTLE 170 00:05:58,669 --> 00:06:00,126 SELF-ESTEEM... 171 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:01,085 Nathan: YOU. 172 00:06:01,168 --> 00:06:03,752 Murderface: ...THAT HE LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE ME. 173 00:06:03,835 --> 00:06:04,543 Nathan: YOU. 174 00:06:04,627 --> 00:06:08,126 Murderface: WELL, THAT MAN IS ME. 175 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:10,627 Nathan: I'M GLAD WE HAD, UH... 176 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:12,002 THIS LITTLE CHAT. 177 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:13,460 [ ENGINE WHIRRING ] SEE YOU LATER. 178 00:06:13,543 --> 00:06:14,585 Murderface: YOU'RE JUST NOT GETTING IT. 179 00:06:14,669 --> 00:06:15,502 LISTEN. 180 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,627 Nathan: DO YOU WANT TO BORROW SOME MONEY? 181 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,710 JUST SAY IT! 182 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:19,835 Murderface: YES, I WANT TO BORROW SOME MONEY, BUT -- 183 00:06:19,919 --> 00:06:22,168 Nathan: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING JUST TO GET YOU AWAY 184 00:06:22,252 --> 00:06:23,002 FROM ME, ALL RIGHT? 185 00:06:23,085 --> 00:06:24,335 Murderface: I WON'T FORGET THIS, PAL. 186 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,961 I'M HAVING SOME WORK DONE DOWN IN TIJUANA. 187 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,627 SHH. DON'T TELL THE OTHERS. 188 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:32,168 IT'S OUR SECRET, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT'S COST EFFECTIVE NOW. 189 00:06:32,252 --> 00:06:32,627 Nathan: GET OUT OF HERE! 190 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:41,543 Murderface: I'M SORRY. 191 00:06:41,627 --> 00:06:42,919 IS THAT SOMEONE'S DOG? 192 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:13,335 [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ CROWD GASPS ] 193 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:26,043 [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ CROWD GASPS ] 194 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:26,877 DESPIERTA DE. DESPIERTA DE. 195 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:29,835 DESPIERTA DE! 196 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,627 Murderface: AM I HANDSOME? 197 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:46,252 Toki: ALL RIGHT, CHECKS IT OUT. 198 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,418 "CELEBRITY SNAPSDOWN" IS ON. 199 00:07:47,502 --> 00:07:50,543 Nathan: WONDER WHAT SHITHEADS ARE GONNA FUCKING FAIL THIS 200 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:50,669 TIME. 201 00:07:52,627 --> 00:07:54,543 AND FINALLY, THIS WEEK ON "CELEBRITY SNAPDOWN," NUMBER 202 00:07:54,627 --> 00:07:57,085 ONE IN THE CATEGORY OF AGING ROCKERS IS... 203 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:58,252 Nathan: HERE GOES NOTHING. 204 00:07:58,335 --> 00:07:59,168 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 205 00:07:59,252 --> 00:08:01,418 Pickles: WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 206 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:04,585 ...DETHKLOK! 207 00:08:04,669 --> 00:08:06,085 FAT. 208 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:07,543 BALD. 209 00:08:07,627 --> 00:08:09,585 COFFEE-STAINED TEETH. 210 00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:10,794 AND THIN LEMON LIPPED. 211 00:08:10,877 --> 00:08:15,252 THESE ROCK-'N'-ROLL GARGOYLES ARE NOT MAKING PEACE WITH 212 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:15,794 AGING. 213 00:08:15,877 --> 00:08:18,543 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 214 00:08:18,627 --> 00:08:21,627 Skwisgaar: WELLS, AT LEAST WE AIN'T AS HORRIBLE LOOKING AS, 215 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,335 YOU KNOW, WILLIAMS MURDERFACE. 216 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:26,126 Pickles: YEAH, WHERE IS THAT UGLY TUB OF GOOP, ANYWAY? 217 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,710 Nathan: HE'S IN TIJUANA GETTING A BUNCH OF COSMETIC 218 00:08:28,794 --> 00:08:31,627 PROCEDURES DONE SO HE CAN BE HANDSOME AND CONFIDENT, BUT 219 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,293 THAT'S A SECRET, SO YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY. 220 00:08:33,377 --> 00:08:34,502 Skwisgaar: WAITS A MINUTE. 221 00:08:34,585 --> 00:08:39,502 IF HE AMS GONNA BECOME HANDSOME AND CONFIDENT, THEN WHERE DOES 222 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:40,627 THAT PUT US? 223 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:44,293 Pickles: THAT MAKES US GARGOYLES THAT ARE GOING BALD. 224 00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:45,669 Nathan: THAT'S NOT GOOD. 225 00:08:45,752 --> 00:08:47,669 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 226 00:08:47,752 --> 00:08:51,460 TONIGHT, THE BRUTALIES, FEATURING DETHKLOK. 227 00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:54,794 AND BEING HONORED, HE'S BRUTAL AND UGLIER THAN A GARBAGE CAN 228 00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:57,627 FILLED WITH BURNING SHIT WILLIAM MURDERFACE. 229 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:00,627 SO, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, THE BRUTALIES! 230 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:04,335 Nathan: [ GRUNTS ] I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE IN THIS 231 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,794 THING, BUT I LOOK GOOD. 232 00:09:05,877 --> 00:09:07,585 I HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE. 233 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:10,752 Toki: WELL, MY LIPS ARE FULL AND WONDERFULS AND FILLED WITH 234 00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:11,669 COLLAGENS AND FATS FROM MY ASS. 235 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:15,293 I LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG FRANCIS FORDS COPPOLA. 236 00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:16,627 Skwisgaar: YEAH, YOU DOES. 237 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:17,210 COFFEE, SIRE. Skwisgaar: YES, THANKS. 238 00:09:18,252 --> 00:09:19,085 AAH! 239 00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:22,377 MY TEETHS AMS SENSITIVES FROM THE BLEACHING. 240 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:24,835 Pickles: EVEN THOUGH MY SCALP IS ITCHY AND SWEATY, I HAVE THE 241 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:30,460 APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOLGIRL WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR. 242 00:09:30,543 --> 00:09:32,126 Skwisgaar: LOOKINGS GOOD, PICKLES. 243 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,335 Pickles: THANKS. 244 00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:35,377 Nathan: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN BE THE UGLIEST MEMBERS OF THE 245 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:35,669 BAND NOW. NO WAY. 246 00:09:36,752 --> 00:09:39,418 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] Murderface: I THINK YOU'RE 247 00:09:39,502 --> 00:09:40,669 VERY WRONG ABOUT THAT. 248 00:09:40,752 --> 00:09:43,919 FOR YOU SEE, UNDERNEATH THIS MASK, I'M HANDSOME NOW. 249 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:48,835 I'M GOING TO SHOW ALL THESE UGLY MONSTERS WHAT HANDSOME REALLY 250 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:49,710 IS. 251 00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:53,543 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] AND NOW, VOTED MOST 252 00:09:53,627 --> 00:10:00,210 BRUTAL-LOOKING MUSICIAN, WILLIAM MURDERFACE! 253 00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:06,460 [ APPLAUSE ] Murderface: THANK YOU FOR 254 00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:09,710 THIS CRUEL AND HUMILIATING AWARD, BUT I HAVE AN INTERESTING 255 00:10:09,794 --> 00:10:11,168 PIECE OF NEWS. 256 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:12,752 I AM NO LONGER UGLY! 257 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:17,335 [ AUDIENCE MURMURING ] I AM, IN FACT, HANDSOME. 258 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:20,460 [ AUDIENCE MURMURING ] YOU SUCK! 259 00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:23,460 Murderface: I DON'T SUCK, FOR YOU SUCK. 260 00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:28,210 AND YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY, AND I AM NOT. 261 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:33,502 I AM BETTER THAN YOU, SO YOU SHALL SUCK MY FAT SACK AND 262 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:37,418 BEHOLD A BEAUTIFUL, CONFIDENT WORK OF ART. 263 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,669 BEHOLD! 264 00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:42,210 WILLIAM HANDSOMEFACE! 265 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,293 [ SCREAMS ] OH, MY GOD. IT'S HORRIBLE. 266 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,418 Murderface: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 267 00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:48,377 [ SCREAMS ] 268 00:10:50,335 --> 00:10:52,293 Pickles: HIS FACE IS INFECTED! 269 00:10:52,377 --> 00:10:55,293 Nathan: HE'S A FUCKING MONSTER. 270 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:56,877 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] Pickles: HE'S COMING OVER 271 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:57,377 HERE! 272 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,252 Murderface: PICKLES! 273 00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:00,502 Pickles: GET AWAY FROM ME! 274 00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:01,335 Nathan: OH, MY GOD! 275 00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:03,252 Pickles: THROW YOUR COFFEE AT HIM!