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AND OUR HOME WAS PILLAGED TO
BRING FORTH THE DARK SOUL.
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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
Crozier: I FEAR THESE DEATHS
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WILL DRAW ATTENTION TO OUR WORK.
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Orlaag: THE MISSION MUST
CONTINUE NO MATTER THE COST.
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Selatcia: GENERAL CROZIER,
YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE REWARDED IN
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DUE TIME.
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THE GLOBAL ECONOMY HAS BEEN
IN A SPIRAL SINCE
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NATHAN EXPLOSION DESTROYED
DETHKLOK'S LAST RECORD, AND
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WORLD LEADERS ARE DEMANDING
ANSWERS.
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IN OTHER NEWS, NOTORIOUS TYRANT
SULTAN SOTAJUMALA HAS INCREASED
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EMPLOYEE BEHEADINGS BECAUSE HE
CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO KEEP
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THEM ON HIS PAYROLL.
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BUT THE QUESTION EVERYONE'S
ASKING IS, WHEN WILL THERE BE A
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NEW DETHKLOK ALBUM TO TAKE US
OUT OF FINANCIAL PERIL?
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Nathan: I WISH I COULD HELP
YOU GUYS, BUT I HAVE A REALLY
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BAD CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK, SO,
UH, MY HANDS ARE TIED.
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
Nathan: ♪ FALLING DOWN
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♪ HURT YOURSELF
♪ REALLY GETTIN' HURT
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♪ REALLY GETTIN'
♪ REALLY NOW
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♪ IT'S --
CAN WE STOP THIS THING?!
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Dick: OKAY, FINE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Nathan: I GUESS I'M JUST NOT
FEELING IT.
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Dick: THAT "FALLIN' DOWN"
STUFF'S GOOD.
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I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S GOOD
ENOUGH.
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Pickles: DUDE, NATHAN.
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WE'VE BEEN DOING DEMOS FOR 37
DAYS.
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START FEELING
IT ALREADY?
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Nathan: I DON'T KNOW.
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Dick: CHECK IT OUT.
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AMBER WAS FEELING IT.
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SHE WAS BOUNCING ON MY LAP.
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UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN.
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RIGHT, AMBER?
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DON'T TALK.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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Skwisgaar: HEY, TRINITYS
AND HER SISTERS, QUADRUPLETIES,
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WAS ALSOS REALLYS EXCITEDS.
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THEY GIVES ME A DOUBLES
BLOWJOBS.
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Nathan: MAYBE I NEED A
BLOWJOB, YOU KNOW?
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Dick: WELL, LET'S JUST TRY
TO WRITE AT LEAST ONE VERSE
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BEFORE WE BREAK FOR LUNCH, OKAY,
BABE?
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SEE, AMBER, I TOLD YOU I RAN
THIS ROOM.
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Nathan: WELL, ANY
SUGGESTIONS?
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Dick: HOW ABOUT YOU WRITE
SOMETHING INVOLVING HURTIN'
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YOURSELF --
Nathan: NO!
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I MEANT FOR LUNCH.
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Toki: OH, HOW ABOUTS WE GOS
TO THAT PLACE WHERE THEY GOTS
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THOSE AWESOMES BURRITOS?
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Pickles: OH, RIGHT.
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MEXICO, RIGHT?
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Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THESE SLUTS
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IF WE'RE GONNA TAKE 'EM OUT IN
PUBLIC.
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Dick: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S CLOSE UP THE SHOP.
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I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE DID THAT
VERSE ALMOST.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
Pickles: DUDE!
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THAT PHONE NEVER RINGS.
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Skwisgaar: THAT AMS THE
PHONES THAT MEANS SOMEBODYS AMS
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GONNA GET FIREDS.
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Charles: ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
THIS ISN'T EASY TO SAY, BUT
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CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN RECORDS ISN'T
HAPPY WITH THE LATEST DEMOS.
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I'M AFRAID YOU'RE FIRED, DICK.
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Dick: WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?
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Nathan: THEY CAN'T JUST FIRE
HIM.
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HE'S AWESOME.
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THAT'S DICK KNUBBLER OVER THERE.
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Dick: YEAH.
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THANK YOU, NATHAN.
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Nathan: I MEAN, THEY -- THEY
CAN'T, CAN THEY?
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CAN THEY FIRE HIM?
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Charles: WELL, YES, THEY CAN,
NATHAN.
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IN FACT, YOU'RE SO DEEPLY IN
DEBT TO THE LABEL FROM
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DESTROYING THE LAST RECORD THAT
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE NO CHOICE IN
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THE MATTER.
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Pickles: THANKS A LOT,
NATHAN.
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Nathan: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THAT THE RECORD WASN'T PERFECT,
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SO I HAD TO DESTROY IT, ALL
RIGHT?
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DON'T BLAME ME.
Charles: MOVING ON.
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YOUR NEW PRODUCER SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
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Pickles: WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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Dick: I'M STILL HERE IN THE
ROOM.
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Crozier: HER NAME IS
ABIGAIL REMELTINDTDRINC, ALSO
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KNOWN AS "THE RECORD CLEANER," A
MUSIC PRODUCER WITH AN EXTREMELY
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SUCCESSFUL TRACK RECORD.
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Orlaag: SHE'S KNOWN WITHIN
THE INDUSTRY AS A HARDHEADED
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BATTLE-AX THAT BANDS HAVE BROKEN
UP OVER BECAUSE THEY CAN'T
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HANDLE HER UNORTHODOX WAYS OF
WORKING.
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Stampingston: TO SPEAK MORE
ON THIS IS "MISOGYNY IN THE"
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"WORKPLACE" SPECIALIST
CAPTAIN SLUFGYFLAYSID.
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MISOGYNY IN THE WORKPLACE IS
A DANGEROUS TIGHTROPE TO WALK,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A LADY.
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MALE WORKERS ONLY SEE FEMALE
WORKERS AS THEIR MOMMIES OR
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PAWNS FOR THEIR SEXUAL PLEASURE.
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SUPER-HOT CHICKS GET THE WORST
OF THIS.
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GENERALLY, GOOD LOOKIN' BITCHES
HAVE TROUBLE GETTING RESPECT
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EVEN IF THEY'RE GOOD AT THEIR
JOB, WHICH THEY USUALLY AREN'T.
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PUTTING A SEXY LITTLE BUTTERCUP
IN CHARGE OF DETHKLOK COULD
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PROVE TO BE CALAMITOUS.
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WELL, THIS IS SOME OPERATION
YOU HAVE GOING ON HERE.
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YOU REALIZE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE IN THE STUDIO AN HOUR AGO.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT, UH, YOU
KNOW, THIS AMS PART OF THE
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CREATIVE PROSKESS, YOU KNOW?
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LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.
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Murderface: HEY!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU JUST LEAVE
THE CREATIVE STUFF UP TO US AND
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GO FETCH US SOME DRINKS,
SWEETHEART?
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[ LAUGHS ]
HOW ABOUT YOU FETCH THEM?
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YOU'RE THE BASS PLAYER.
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Nathan: OH, YOUCH.
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MUST BE SOMEBODY'S TIME OF THE
MONTH.
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Skwisgaar: VERYS FUNNYS.
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HUH.
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WHY DON'T YOU WALK ME THROUGH A
TYPICAL RECORDING DAY?
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Nathan: WELL, WE WAKE UP
EARLY AROUND 2:00 P.M.
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5:00 P.M. SOMETIMES.
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WE HAVE AN IMPORTED BREAKFAST
FROM VIENNA.
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Murderface: YEAH, THEN WE'LL
PROBABLY NAP AND THEN JACK OFF
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AND THEN ANOTHER NAP.
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Nathan: SOMETIMES WE'LL MAKE
IT IN THE STUDIO, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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IT'S USUALLY AROUND BEDTIME, SO
WE GET REAL TIRED.
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THEN, WELL, THEN WE GO BACK TO
BED.
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GUYS, YOUR PROCESS IS
BULLSHIT
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Nathan: PARDON ME, UH,
ABGAIL, UH, MAY I TALK TO YOU
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OUTSIDE FOR ONE MOMENT, PLEASE?
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LISTEN, THIS IS DETHKLOK, AND
THIS IS MY BAND, OKAY?
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NATHAN, YOU GUYS ARE BURNT
OUT AND DEEP DOWN, YOU'RE
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WORRIED THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY.
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Nathan: UM...
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SO I'M SENDING YOU AND THE
BAND ON A MANDATORY VACATION TO
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HOPEFULLY BECOME INSPIRED AGAIN.
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Murderface: YEAH, VACATION!
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, VACATIONS!
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Toki: KNOTT'S BERRYS FARM!
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I LOVES KNOTT'S BERRYS FARM.
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Pickles: HE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT
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KNOTT'S BERRY'S FARM.
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Nathan: SHUT UP!
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
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'CAUSE THIS IS A PRIVATE
CONVERSATION!
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I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING
ALREADY.
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YOUR FLIGHT LEAVES TOMORROW.
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WHEN YOU GET BACK, WE'LL START
WORKING ON THE NEW ALBUM.
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SEE? I'M NOT SO BAD.
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
Dick: WHY DID YOU BRING ME
HERE?
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I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS FIRED.
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WHY AM I NOW HAVING A SECRET
MEETING WITH YOU?
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Nathan: RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND.
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LOOK, I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW
PRODUCER, ALL RIGHT?
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Dick: UH-HUH.
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Nathan: SHE'S RUBBING ME THE
WRONG WAY RIGHT OUT OF THE
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GATES.
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AND YOU WANT YOUR JOB BACK,
RIGHT?
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Dick: UH-HUH.
Nathan: WE NEED TO GET RID OF
THIS LADY.
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OKAY? YOU UNDERSTAND?
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Dick: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT
WE MURDER HER?
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NATHAN, HOW COULD YOU SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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I MEAN, THIS IS A HUMAN --
I MEAN, I KNOW SOME PEOPLE IF --
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Nathan: I'M NOT SAYING THAT,
OKAY?
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FIX THE DEMOS WHILE WE'RE GONE,
ALL RIGHT?
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Dick: UH-HUH.
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Nathan: THERE'S ENOUGH FOR
YOU TO WORK WITH, AND I KNOW IF
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YOU GET THOSE DEMOS INTO SHAPE,
YOU CAN GET YOUR JOB BACK AND
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GET RID OF THIS LADY, ALL RIGHT?
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Dick: SURE, YEAH.
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THOSE DEMOS.
I CAN -- TRUST ME. LISTEN.
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DICK KNUBBLER KNOWS HOW TO
HANDLE WOMEN, OKAY?
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AND, UH, I CAN -- I CAN GO OVER
AND TALK TO HER AND CHARM THE
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PANTS OFF OF HER AND --
Nathan: WHAT? NO!
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WORK ON THE DEMOS!
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DON'T TRY TO CHARM HER.
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YOU'RE TERRIBLE WITH WOMEN, ALL
RIGHT?
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JUST GET THE DEMOS WORKING.
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IT'S ABOUT WORKING HARD, OKAY?
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Dick: I UNDERSTAND...
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WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN.
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SECRET MESSAGE RECEIVED.
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Nathan: [ GROANS ]
OH, PRETTY HAIR.
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LIKE MY MOMMY.
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Nathan: UH, THANK YOU.
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WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING
ON OUR PLANE?
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IT'S ALWAYS CROWDED IN COACH.
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Nathan: COACH?
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Pickles: I THINK THIS IS
HOW REGULAR JACK-OFFS FLY.
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[ CRYING ]
Nathan: UGH.
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FUCKING GROSS.
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Murderface: WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT?
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Nathan: THERE ARE PEOPLE
AROUND US SHITTING THEIR PANTS!
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Skwisgaar: OH, BUT LOOKS AT
THIS.
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THIS AMS GOODS.
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CHECKS IT OUTS.
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IT AMS THE INTERNATIONALS SIGNS
FOR THE GROUPIE SLUTS.
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PRESS THAT BUTTONS.
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HERE THEY COMES.
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Murderface: LET ME TRY THAT.
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OH, HELLO.
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WHAT CAN I GET YOU, PLEASE?
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Murderface: I PRESSED THE
BUTTON, I'M NOT GONNA DEGRADE
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MYSELF BY, UH, ASKING FOR SEX.
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HELLO.
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OH, I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
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Murderface: OH, HOW ABOUT
JUST A BLOWJOB?
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NO CHANCE!
Nathan: EXCUSE ME.
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YOU GO AND GET US SOME FOOD
AND BOOZE.
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NOW. GO. CHOP-CHOP.
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NOTHING IS FREE IN COACH,
MA'AM.
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Nathan: YEAH, WELL, YOU
KNOW WHAT?
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"MA'AM"?
Skwisgaar: "MA'AMS"?
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I DON'T CARE IF YOU POLISH UP
THE DEMOS.
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IT'S STILL NOT MY DECISION.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
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Dick: YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S
FINE.
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I FIGURED. I FIGURED.
THAT'S COOL.
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WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?
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Dick: I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, SOMETHING
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THAT FITS REAL NICE INTO A
HOT DOG BUN.
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AAH!
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Murderface: WHERE ARE WE?
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IS THIS A RESORT?
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YOU LADIES LOOK LOST.
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HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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Nathan: YEAH, UH, WHERE'S OUR
BAGS?
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OH. LET ME CHECK.
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WHAT YOUR BAGS LOOK LIKE?
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Nathan: HOW WOULD I KNOW?
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I DIDN'T PACK 'EM.
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YOU NEVER PUT ANY BAGS ON
THE AIRPLANE?
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Nathan: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING.
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I GUESS I'M ANSWERING MY OWN
QUESTION.
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[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
YOU LOOKIN' PRETTY GOOD OVER
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THERE!
YEAH, BABY!
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I WANT TO FUCK YOU!
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YOU LOOKIN' HOT!
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Toki: WHY AMS THOSE MENS
GAWKS AT US LIKES THAT?
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YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE THEM.
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THEY'RE NOT USED TO SEEING SUCH
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN PUBLIC.
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Nathan: HUH.
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HEY, UH, I KNOW WE FORGOT TO
BRING MONEY AND STUFF, BUT LET'S
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GO GET A HOTEL AND SOME FOOD,
OKAY?
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THIS VACATION SUCKS!
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YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL THAT STUPID
LADY PRODUCER'S FAULT.
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SHE DID THIS TO US ON PURPOSE!
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Pickles: WELL, MAYBE IF YOU
HADN'T DESTROYED THE RECORD...
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Nathan: ALL RIGHT.
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Pickles: ...IN THE FIRST
PLACE, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE,
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NATHAN EXPLOSION!
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Nathan: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
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Pickles: NO, YOU DIDN'T EVER
SAY YOU WERE SORRY.
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Nathan: IT WAS IMPLIED!
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Pickles: I'D LIKE TO ADD TO
THE RECORD THAT YOU'RE STILL NOT
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SAYING YOU'RE SORRY.
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Nathan: YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE
AN APOLOGY PROBLEM!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
GET IN THE VAN!
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ALL OF YOU!
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Toki: THIS DOESN'T LOOKS
GOODS!
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I'M SCAREDS!
Skwisgaar: WHATS THE FUCKS
AM WE DOINGS HERES?
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Nathan: I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE
CONFUSED AS TO WHY I HAVE
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BROUGHT YOU HERE.
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WELL, EVER SINCE I ACCIDENTALLY
BEHEADED MY BAND, I HAVE GROWN
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TIRED OF MY WOMEN.
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SO, THE TIME HAS COME FOR A
FRESH CROP.
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THAT IS WHY I'M MAKING YOU GIRLS
PART OF MY HAREM.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A
WONDERFUL PACK OF HORNY SLUTS?
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NO, SIRE.
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THESE FILTHY WHORES WILL NO
DOUBT PLEASE YOU MOST
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SATISFACTORILY.
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WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH CHITCHAT.
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I NOW COMMAND YOU TO TAKE YOUR
CLOTHES OFF AND SUCK MY DICK
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Pickles: WHAT?
Nathan: WHAT?
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Pickles: THERE MUST BE SOME
MISTAKE, YOUR --
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SILENCE!
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Murderface: I HAVE A
MUSTACHE!
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LOWER YOUR GAZE, WOMAN!
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Nathan: WE ARE NOT LADIES.
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LISTEN TO MY VOICE.
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"NOT LADIES"?
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Skwisgaar: WE AMS A FAMOUS
BAND CALLED DETHKLOKS.
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[ BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
IF YOU ARE INDEED THE GREAT
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DETHKLOK, THEN YOU WILL BE
SPARED IF YOU CAN PLAY A
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BRAND-NEW SONG THAT NO ONE HAS
EVER HEARD BEFORE.
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OTHERWISE, YOU WILL STILL HAVE
TO SUCK MY DICK
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Pickles: YOU HEAR THAT,
NATHAN?
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WE'VE GOT TO WRITE A BRAND-NEW
SONG RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT.
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Nathan: PICKLES, YOU KNOW I'M
LOW ON IDEAS.
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Pickles: I AM NOT GONNA SUCK
THIS GUY'S DICK
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Skwisgaar: ME NEITHER.
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NATHANS, COME ON.
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Nathan: I DON'T WANT TO WRITE
ANOTHER SONG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ ZIPPER UNZIPS ]
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♪ WALKING, BLEEDING
♪ LURCHING, SEETHING
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♪ DYING FROM THE DAWN OF TIME
♪ FESTER WEAKLING
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♪ CURSED LIKE A DEMON
♪ TO WALK THIS EARTH ALIVE
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♪ CHASTE AND CAST OUT
♪ WAITING TO BLAST OUT
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♪ A LIFE LIVED PATRONIZED
♪ LIBERATION
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♪ BLACKENED EVASION
♪ SCYTHE AND MEDEA
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♪ PUNISHMENT IS NEAR
♪ I SEE YOU
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♪ I CURSE YOU
♪ TO FEEL MY HEART
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♪ I HATE YOU
♪ I AM YOU
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♪ DOOMED TO THIS EARTH
AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE WORK OF
A DESPERATE COKED-OUT LUNATIC.
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Dick: UH-HUH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND?
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WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS THIS
MUSIC IS NOT GONNA WORK, BUT
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YOUR ENGINEERING IS PRETTY
OUTSTANDING, AND I NEED AN
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ENGINEER, SO YOU'RE HIRED IF YOU
WANT.
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Dick: I KNEW YOU'D COME
AROUND!
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GIVE ME A --
OOOOOOH!
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HERE COME THAT PUKEY FEELING.
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ALWAYS HAPPENS.
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♪ HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE?
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♪ HOW CAN YOU STILL BE...