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AND THE OCEAN WAS AT ONCE THE

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DESTROYER AND THE SAVIOR.

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THE WORLD WAITS FOR THE
DETHKLOK ALBUM TO DROP.

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THE ALBUM HAS BEEN SHROUDED IN
SECRECY, BUT TODAY DETHKLOK DID

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RELEASE THESE DETAILS.

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HEY, KIDS.

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IT'S ME, FACEBONES.

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THE NEW LIMITED-EDITION DETHKLOK
ALBUM WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLY ON

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A TOTALLY UNRIPPABLE LIQUID
FORMAT.

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ANYONE CAUGHT REPRODUCING,
SHARING, DOWNLOADING,
UPLOADING,

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OR OTHERWISE FUCKING WITH IT IN
ANY WAY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO

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IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT DUE
PROCESS.

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WHILE YOU'RE IN PRISON, YOU'LL
EXPERIENCE EYE POKING,

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WATER-BOARDING, ACTS OF WAR,
THROAT SLASHING,

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AND BUTT-FUCKING
GOODBYE, FUCK-O'S!

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AS THE GLOBAL COUNTDOWN
CONTINUES, FANS WERE TRAMPLED

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TODAY AT THE DETHKLOK ALBUM
PREVIEW.

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THOSE STILL STANDING GOT THE
FIX
THEY NEEDED, AS THIS PREVIEW

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RAISED THE BAR ON BRUTALITY
FOREVER.

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[ CROWD CHANTING "DETHKLOK" ]
[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR CHORD PLAYS
]

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
LESS THAN A WEEK AND COUNTING

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BEFORE THE DETHKLOK ALBUM HITS
STORES.

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POLICE IN CHINA SUBDUED FANS
AS
THE SHIPS CARRYING THE

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LIMITED-EDITION DETHKLOK ALBUM
LEFT THE PORT OF SHANGHAI.

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪
Charles: WELL, THE ALBUM HAS

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SHIPPED, AND I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL
ANXIOUS TO START TALKING ABOUT

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TOUR PLOTTING, STAGING, UH,
MERCHANDISE, UH...

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Murderface: HEY! WATCH THIS!

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YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE
ART
OF THE PRANK CALL.

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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: HELLO?

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Murderface: I'M A LITTLE OLD
LADY, AND I'D LIKE TO COME OVER.

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Toki: HUH...

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I'MS IN A STUPIDS MEETINGS,
BUTS, UH, MAYBE YOU CANS COME

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OVER LATERS.

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WHO IS THIS?

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Murderface: WE COULD ORDER
PIZZA.

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Toki: OH, I LOVES PIZZA.

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HOW DIDS YOU GETS MY NUMBERS?

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Murderface: [ SNICKERS ]
Toki: HELLO?

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HEY, SOME NICE OLD LADYS JUST
HUNGS UP ON ME.

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OH, I HOPES SHE'S OKAY.

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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Skwisgaar: ONE MOMENTS, TOKI.

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HELLO, THIS AMS
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, UH,

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SPEAKINGS.

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Murderface: THIS IS A
DIVORCED, OVERWEIGHT

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AFRICAN-AMERICAN LADY.

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CAN I COME OVER?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
Skwisgaar: I MIGHTS BE ABLES

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TO SQUEEZE YOU INS, UH...

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Nathan: GUYS, DO YOU THINK
THE RED IN THIS ALBUM COVER IS

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TOO PINK?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SOUP.

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IT LOOKS LIKE PINK TOMATO SOUP.

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CAN WE SEND IT BACK AND ASK THEM
TO MAKE IT MORE BLOOD RED?

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Charles: NATHAN, I'M SORRY,
BUT THE ALBUMS HAVE ALREADY

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SHIPPED.

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Pickles: TOLD YOU SO.

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Charles: IT'S TOO LATE.

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Skwisgaar: HUH, THAT AMS
WEIRDS, UH...

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Toki: WHAT HAPPENEDS?

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Skwisgaar: THIS LADYS CALLS
ME AND SAYS SHE'S HORNYS AND

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THEN SHE HANGS UPS ON MES!

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I HOPES SHE AMS OKAY.

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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: OH, I GOTS ANOTHER

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PHONES CALL!

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[ DIAL TONE ]
THAT'S WEIRD.

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I JUST GOTS A CALL FROM THE
PRINCESS OF THE FORESTS AND SHE

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HUNGS UP ON ME.

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OH, I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.

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Murderface: [ SNICKERS ]
THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE IT'S

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ME.

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I'M THE FUNNIEST FUCKING
PRANK-CALL ARTIST THAT EVER

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LIVED.

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Nathan: HEY, IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO ON YOUR

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VACATION -- PRANK-CALL, GOOF
OFF?

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Murderface: FUCK THAT!

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CLUB HEDONISM IS DOING A FUCKING
GETTYSBURG RE-ENACTMENT -- MY

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TWO FAVORITE THINGS.

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Pickles: HEY, NOW THAT THE
RECORD'S COMING OUT, WHAT ARE

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YOU GUYS DOING WITH YOUR FREE
TIME OVER THERE?

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Skwisgaar: I'LL PROBABLY, UH,
FINALLY GETS SOME TIMES TO PLAYS

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GUITARS.

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Toki: I'LL PROBABLY WATCH HIM
PLAYS GUITARS.

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WHAT AMS YOU TWOS GOING TO DO?

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Nathan: SHOULD I TELL THEM OR
SHOULD YOU?

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Pickles: YOU TELL THEM!

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Nathan: WE'RE GOING ON OUR
FRIENDER BENDER!

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Pickles: YEAH, FRIENDER
BENDER!

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Nathan: YOU KNOW, OUR
POST-ALBUM TRADITION OF DRINKING

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AROUND THE WORLD TILL WE, UH...

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YOU KNOW, BLACK OUT TOGETHER.

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Pickles: YOU BLACK OUT.

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I DON'T BLACK OUT.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NATHAN?

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YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY TEQUILA
WHILE
WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRIENDER

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BENDER.
YOU KNOW WHY?

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'CAUSE YOU TURN INTO A DARK
PERSON.

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Nathan: WILL YOU GET OFF MY
BACK?

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I'M NOT GONNA DRINK ANY
TEQUILA,
ALL RIGHT?

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COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD

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ANY.
AAH!

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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT

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APPEARS THAT WHILE DETHKLOK'S
ALBUM SHIPS, THE BAND WILL BE

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TAKING IT EASY.

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GENERAL CROZIER?

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Crozier: A FLEET CARRYING
600 MILLION LIQUID-FORMAT

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RECORDINGS LEFT SHANGHAI
YESTERDAY AT 0700 HOURS.

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ARTILLERY BOATS AND COAST GUARD
HELICOPTERS ARE ESCORTING THE

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SHIPS AS THEY DELIVER THE
ALBUM
TO THE WORLD'S PORTS, WHERE

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RABID FANS ARE ALREADY GATHERED.

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Orlaag: THE PEOPLE'S
LIBERATION ARMY AIR FORCE HAS

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ESCORTED THE ALBUM MASTER BACK
TO MORDHAUS.

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Stampingston: YES.

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MEANWHILE, WILLIAM MURDERFACE
HAS BECOME A MASTER AT THE ART

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OF THE PRANK CALL.

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HERE TO SPEAK MORE IS
PRANK-CALL SPECIALIST

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DR. BORGERMUBARRETSWINGDWORTH.

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DR. BORGERMUBARRETSWINGDWORTH?

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THE PRANK CALL IS AN AMERICAN
PASTIME THAT IS AS OLD AS THE

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DAY IS LONG.

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IN THE EARLY 1800s, PRANKS WERE
DELIVERED BY HORSEBACK ON THE

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PRANKY EXPRESS.

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ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL INVENTED
THE TELEPHONE SOLELY TO
EXPEDITE

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THE PROCESS OF HUMILIATING
FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.

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PRANK CALLS CAN SPIN OUT OF
CONTROL AND SET OFF A CHAIN

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REACTION.

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PEARL HARBOR STARTED AS A PRANK
CALL FROM "AN EMPEROR" -- A

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12-YEAR-OLD KID IN HIS BASEMENT.

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THE BAY OF PIGS WAS A PRANK
CALL, AS WELL, BY FIDEL CASTRO'S

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NEPHEW.

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AND SOME BELIEVE "HOUSTON, WE
HAVE A PROBLEM" WAS AN

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INTERPLANETARY PRANK CALL.

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THE HISTORY OF PRANK CALLING MAY
SEEM LIKE FUN AND GAMES, BUT BE

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FOREWARNED.

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THE TELEPHONE IS POWERFUL
TECHNOLOGY THAT IN DETHKLOK'S

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HANDS COULD LEAD TO
IRREPARABLE
HUMILIATION AND SHAME!

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Orlaag: THE NEW DETHKLOK
ALBUM IS THE ENGINE DRIVING OUR

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WORLD'S ECONOMY.

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Crozier: A BOOMING ECONOMY IS
KEY TO PASSING THE FALCONBACK

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LEGISLATION.

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AS LONG AS VOTERS HAVE JOBS AND
RISING REAL ESTATE, NOBODY WILL

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QUESTION GOVERNMENT SPENDING
FOR
OUR BILL.

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Orlaag: LET'S HOPE DETHKLOK'S
EXCESSIVE DRINKING AND PRANK

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CALLS DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH
THIS NEW ECONOMY.

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Selatcia: THE ALBUM HAS
ALREADY SHIPPED, GENTLEMEN.

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LET DETHKLOK'S DESCENT INTO
DECADENCE PLAY OUT.

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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: HELLO?

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Murderface: TOKI WARTOOTH?

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Toki: WHO AMS I SPEAKINGS TO?

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Murderface: YOU JUST WON FREE
TICKETS TO SPLASHEROONIE WATER

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PARK!
Toki: OH, WOWEE!

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I LOVES WATER PARKS!

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HOW MANY TICKETS DID I WINS?

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Murderface: UH, ONE FOR YOU
AND ONE FOR FUCKING SKWISGAAR.

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I MEA-- I MEAN, A FRIEND.

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Toki: OH, GIVES TO TOKI AT
ONCE HIS TICKET!

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Murderface: HOLD ON.

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GO TO THIS ADDRESS AND SAY THE
MAGIC PHRASE.

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NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WRITE
THIS DOWN.

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GO GET A PEN.

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Skwisgaar: I GUESS THIS AMS
THE PLACE.

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Toki: EVERYONES, CAN I HAVES
YOUR ATTENTIONS FOR JUST ONES

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MOMENTS?

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THIS SHOULDN'T TAKES TOO LONGS.

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JUST GOTS TO READS YOU THIS IN
ORDERS TO GET MY SPLASHEROONIE

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TICKETS.

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HAVEN'TS, UH, READS THIS YET.

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HERE WE GOES.

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"I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL...

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TO SUCK MY COCK!"
Skwisgaar: WAIT A MINUTES.

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YOU CALLS THAT DEEJAY BACK
AND --

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Toki: I CAN'T!

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I CAN'T EVEN CALLS HIM BACK.

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I DON'TS HAVE HIS NUMBERS!

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HE CALLEDS ME!

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Skwisgaar: GIVES ME YOUR
PHONES TO ME!

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WHAT?

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MURDERFACE!

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Pickles: OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE
PLAN.

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FIRST STOP, RUSSIA --
BALKAN 161, FUCKING POLAR
BEARS.

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SWITZERLAND -- FUCKING
ABSINTHE
JELLO SHOTS, FUCKING HELI-SKI

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DOWN A BIG MOUNTAIN BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH.

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ITALY -- FUCKING GRAPPA, ART.

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OOH, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
LONDON -- FUCKING DRY MARTINI

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AND FUCK YOU,
BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

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AND WE'RE NOT GONNA OBSESS ABOUT
THE RECORD, OKAY?

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Nathan: OKAY.
Pickles: I MEAN IT!

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Nathan: OKAY!
Pickles: AND NO TEQUILA.

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Nathan: OKAY!

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Pickles: GOOD!

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SO WE'RE GONNA FUCKING SPEND THE
NEXT TWO WEEKS FUCKING DRINKING

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LIKE CRAZY, RIGHT?

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Nathan: YEAH!

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Pickles: SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO
FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS WHILE
WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR PLANE?

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Nathan: MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
A DRINK.

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Pickles: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA.

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DUDE, THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
BOOZE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

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Nathan: UHHHH.

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TEQUILA.

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Pickles: OH, NATHAN, I FOUND
SOME HOT SAUCE AND SOME

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BLUEBERRY SCHNAPPS.

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NATHAN?

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NATHAN?

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Murderface: AH, NECK PILLOW,
DRAMAMINE, COLOGNE IN AN

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UNDER-4-OUNCE BOTTLE...

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Toki: THERE'S ONE THING HE
AMS FORGETTINGS -- HIMS CREDIT

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CARDS!

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Skwisgaar: WE GONNA SHOWS
THAT FUCKINGS DILDOS WHAT THE

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PRANKS CALLS REALLY AMS.

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HELLOS.

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MY NAME AMS WILLIAMS
MURDERFACE,
AND I WOULD LIKES TO BUY SOMES

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AMMUNITIONS ANDS FIREARMS.

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Toki: BUY SOME ANTHRAX.

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THAT GETS YOU IN REAL TROUBLE.

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Skwisgaar: AND PLASTIC
EXPLOSIVES.

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Toki: CAN'TS WAITS TO SEE THE
DELTA SQUADS BLOWS THE TOPS OF

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HIS HEAD OFF!

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Skwisgaar: I CAN'TS WAITS TO
SEE SOMEONE SNIPES HIM IN THE

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FACE!

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Murderface: HEY, I'M OFF TO
THE AIRPORT FOR MY VACATION.

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TAKE CARE WHILE I'M GONE.

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BE SAFE, EVERYBODY.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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Skwisgaar: OH, HAVES A SAFE
FLIGHTS, PAL!

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Murderface: WELL, THANK YOU,
SKWISGAAR.

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THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

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WORLD MARKETS ROSE SHARPLY
AGAIN ON THE SHIPPING OF THE

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DETHKLOK ALBUM, WHICH IS
EXPECTED TO GIVE A HUGE BOOST
TO

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THE ECONOMY.

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AS A RESULT, THE U.S. TREASURY
ISSUED A NEW DENOMINATION OF

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CURRENCY -- THE KLOKILLION.

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THAT'S ONE MILLION KRILLIONS,
FOLKS.

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EXACTLY.

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AND THE MARKETS LOOK AHEAD THREE
TO SIX MONTHS.

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NOW, MAJOR TRADERS ARE ALREADY
FACTORING IN, WHAT, A WORLD

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TOUR, MERCHANDISE, INCREASED
CASKET SALES.

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THIS IS NOT IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE, MIND YOU.

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THIS IS THE NEW GLOBAL METAL
ECONOMY.

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THIS IS THE NEW GLOBAL METAL
ECONOMY.

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SIRE, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT THE DETHJET HAS BEEN

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GROUNDED DUE TO INCLEMENT
WEATHER.

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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

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DESTROY THE MASTER.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Toki: [ GRUNTING ]

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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED DUE TO

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BAD WEATHER ACROSS THE GLOBE.

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SORRY.

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Murderface: [ CHUCKLES ]
OW!

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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YOU MUST DESTROY IT.

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Pickles: HOLY SHIT,
NATHAN!

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WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE
ARRIVAL OF THE NEW DETHKLOK

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ALBUM AT THE PORT OF ENTRY.

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

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THE COAST GUARD IS REPORTING

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THAT THE SEA IS SWALLOWING ALL
THE SHIPS CARRYING THE NEW

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DETHKLOK ALBUM.

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Pickles: NATHAN!

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WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS WITH
MY
HAND ON THE WALL.

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NATHAN!

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UH, WE'RE JUST GETTING
INFORMATION THAT THE ONLY

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REMAINING COPY IS
PROTECTED DEEP
WITHIN MORDHAUS!

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Pickles: NATHAN!

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Nathan: IT'S A SIGN, PICKLES.

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Pickles: WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU DOING?

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Nathan: IT'S GOT TO BE
DESTROYED.

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Pickles: NO!

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[ GULL SQUAWKS ]

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DETHKLOK MUST GO BACK
IN THE WATER.