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THE EXCITEMENT IS TANGIBLE,
AS DETHKLOK WILL ARRIVE AT ANY

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MINUTE TO THIS, THE SINGLE
LARGEST PRESS CONFERENCE IN

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RECORDED HISTORY.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE,
THE BAND WILL DISCUSS THEIR

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HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW ALBUM.

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NEVER HAS THE RELEASE OF AN
ALBUM MEANT SO MUCH TO SO MANY

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PEOPLE.

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TELL US ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM.

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Pickles: I'VE ALWAYS SAID
THIS -- TALKING ABOUT MUSIC IS

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LIKE PAINTING ABOUT FARTING.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Skwisgaar: OH, MY GOD.

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CAN YOU GUYS EVER BE SERIOUS?

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Nathan: UH, CAN I EVER BE
SERIOUS?

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"CAN I EVER BE SERIOUS" IS A
GOOD QUESTION.

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CAN I EVER BE SERIOUS?

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I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS...

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[Echoing] THAT'S DOABLE!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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I'M REALLY GLAD EVERYONE LOVES
MY CATCHPHRASE.

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HOW COME WHAT'S-HIS-FACE
ISN'T HERE?

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Nathan: WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?

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UH, TOKI!

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Nathan: OH, TOKI.

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Pickles: AH, TOKI'S NOT HERE.

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Nathan: I GUESS WE FORGOT
HIM.

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I WONDER IF THAT'S DOABLE.

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THANK YOU.

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Skwisgaar: I WONDERS WHERE HE
AMS.

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Toki: HEY, GUYS, I MADES
EVERYONES SOME DELIMPTIOUS

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CHICKENS TENDERS WITH AMS ALL
NATURALS WHITES MEAT.

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[ <i>LAUGHTE</i> ]
AH, WHATS THE HELLS?

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OH, THEY DIDS IT AGAINS.

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THEY LEFTS ME BEHINDS!

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE, OVER
HERE!

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Murderface: GO AHEAD, DENNIS.

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WHAT'S WITH THE FACIAL HAIR?

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Murderface: UH, IT'S CALLED
LOOKIN' GOOD.

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NEXT QUESTION!

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UH, YEAH.

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I HAVE A QUESTION IN REGARDS TO
YOUR FAN BASE.

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WHY ARE THE MAJORITY OF METAL
FANS WHITE?

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I MEAN, DO YOU ONLY SEEK OUT
WHITE AUDIENCES?

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AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO METAL
FANS THAT AREN'T WHITE?

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JUST ASKIN'.

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Nathan: UH...

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OH, UH, ONE LAST THING --
ARE...YOU...RACIST?

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[ DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS ]
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪

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IS DETHKLOK RACIST?

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THE ACCUSATION OF RACISM IS A
SUREFIRE WAY TO END THE CAREER

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OF EVEN THE MOST BELOVED
CELEBRITIES.

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IF DETHKLOK WANTS TO AVOID
THE SAME FATE, THEY'RE GOING TO

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HAVE TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC TO
SIDESTEP THIS DAMNING CHARGE.

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Charles: SO, WE'RE GONNA BE
DOING SOME COMMUNITY OUTREACH TO

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COMBAT THE, UH, NEGATIVE PRESS
RESULTING FROM, UH, YOUR

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APPARENT RACIAL INSENSITIVITY.

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Pickles: "YOUR APPARENT
RACIAL SENSITIVITY?"

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DO YOU THINK THAT SOUNDS A
LITTLE RACIST?

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Nathan: YEAH, THAT SOUNDED A
LITTLE RACIST TO ME.

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Charles: IT'S NOT ME THAT
THEY'RE CALLING RACIST.

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THEY'RE CALLING<i> YOU</i> RACIST.

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Nathan: WE'RE NOT RACIST!

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WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT
COLOR OUR FANS ARE BECAUSE WE

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DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OUR
FANS!

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

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Pickles: BOY, IS IT EVER!

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Charles: EITHER WAY, THE
MEDIA THINKS YOU'RE RACIST.

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Nathan: HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW
WE LIKE TO JOKE AROUND A LOT

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ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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BUT I LOVE ETHNICS.
I MEAN, I LOVE MEXICAN...FOOD.

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Murderface: YEP.

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Nathan: CHINESE FOOD.

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Murderface: YEP.

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Nathan: BLACK, UH, LICORICE.

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Pickles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE EVEN HAVE TO SAY IF A

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PERSON'S A D-- A COLOR.

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I WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND
THERE WAS A GUY ASKING ME FOR

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MONEY.

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Murderface: YEAH.

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I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
AND A FEW GUYS MADE ME REALLY

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NERVOUS, AND I WALKED ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.

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JUST SOME GUYS!

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Pickles: MY COUSIN WAS RAPED
BY A BUNCH OF GUYS.

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Murderface: SOME GUYS'
NEIGHBORHOODS JUST HAVE LIQUOR

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STORES AND NOT PROPER
SUPERMARKETS -- JUST GUYS.

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Pickles: WHEN I'M WALKING IN
PARTICULAR AREAS IN THE CITY, I

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MIND MY WALLET AROUND SOME GUYS.

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Nathan: WRITE THAT DOWN AND
PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE.

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Murderface: RACIST. HA!

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PROVIN' IT WRONG!

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Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE
GOT TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,

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OKAY?

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IF YOU GET CALLED RACIST, THEN
YOU'RE DONE, ALL RIGHT?

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YOUR CAREER'S OVER, AND YOU
CAN'T RECOVER FROM THAT, ALL

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RIGHT?

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SO THIS COMMUNITY OUTREACH
PROGRAM BETTER BE PERFECT, OKAY?

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YOU HEAR ME?

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Murderface: WE GOT TO NAIL
IT, GUYS!

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Charles: THAT'S RIGHT,
MURDERFACE, BECAUSE AMERICA'S

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NUMEROUS ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUES
WILL BE THERE.

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Pickles: HEY, GUYS, WHERE'S
TOKI?

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Murderface: AH, LAZY -- JUST
LAZY.

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Charles: GUYS, TRY TO BE NICE
TO TOKI.

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HE'S FEELING A LITTLE EXCLUDED
LATELY.

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Toki: ♪ THOSE JERKS HAVES
LEFT ME BEHIND ♪

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♪ WHY'D THEY FORGET ABOUT ME?
♪ I'M INSIGNIFICANTS

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♪ I'M SECONDS CLASS IN MY OWN
BANDS ♪

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♪ I'M SICK OF THIS
♪ I WON'TS TAKE IT NO MORE

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♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE
♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE

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♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE
♪ I'MS GONNA START A CLUB

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TODAY ♪
♪ GONNA DO THINGS MY OWNS WAY

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♪ I'LL INVITES THE ONES I
LIKES ♪

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♪ GONNA MAKE A LIST TONIGHTS
♪ AND WE'LL DRESS JUST LIKE THE

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GODS ♪
♪ TRIM OUR MUSTACHES IN SQUADS

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♪ WITH LOVE
♪ I'LL BUILD A CLUBS WITH

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LOVES ♪
♪ WITH LOVES

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♪ WITH LOVES
I'D LIKES TO MAKE AN

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ANNOUNCEMENT -- TOKI AMS FORMING
AN EXCLUSIVES CLUBS CALLEDS THE

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SPECIAL PERSONS INVITES CLUB.

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'CAUSE TOKI'S AMS TIREDS OF
BEING EXCLUDEDS.

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AND BEST OF ALLS, I AMS THE
LEADER.

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THAT'S WHY THE LOGOS AMS GOING
TO BE A LOWER CASE "T" FOR TOKI.

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Nathan: OH, TOKI, IS THIS
ABOUT US LEAVING YOU BEHIND THE

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OTHER DAY?

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LOOK, WE MADE A MISTAKE.

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AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE TO
APOLOGIZE, SO YOU GET THE IDEA.

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Toki: WELL, THIS WASN'T THE
FIRST TIME!

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HOW COMES I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
SUITS OF ARMORS FRIDAYS?

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HOW COMES I'M THE ONLY ONES WHO
DIDN'T KNOWS ABOUTS KITTY

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WHISKERS MONDAYS?

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HOW COMES YOU TRICKEDS ME INTO
DRESSING UP LIKE A BANANA AT THE

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ZOOS?

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[ BOING! ]
Nathan: OKAY, YOU GOT A

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POINT.

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YOU WANT ME IN YOUR CLUB?

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WELL, I HAVE TWO WORDS TO SAY TO
YOU -- THAT IS DOABLE.

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I'LL BE IN YOUR CLUB!

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Skwisgaar: OHHH!
Murderface: OH, YEAH!

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CAN'T WAIT, SERIOUSLY.

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I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS CLUB.

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Toki: YOU CAN'T JUST JOINS MY
CLUBS.

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YOU GOTS TO BE INVITED.

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YOU CAN ONLY GETS INS IF YOU
GETS A SPECIAL TEXT MESSAGE FROM

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ME.

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[ CELLPHONE TONE PLAYS ]
Nathan: WHOA!

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"YOU HAS BEEN INVITEDS TO..."

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I THINK I GOT IN!

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[ CELLPHONE TONE PLAYS ]
Pickles: HEY, I GOT INTO

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TOKI'S CLUB!

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Skwisgaar: UH, ME TOOS.

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I'M INS!

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Murderface: I GOT NOTHING.

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MAYBE IT'S A BAD RECEP--
Toki: YOU AMS NOTS GETTING

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INVITEDS TO MY CLUBS BECAUSE
YOUR MUSTACHE LOOKS STUPIDS.

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YOU AIN'TS GOTS THE RIGHT LOOK.

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Murderface: ERR...

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MY -- MY -- MY MUSTACHE?

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Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS DOING

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SOME COMMUNITY OUTREACH IN AN
EFFORT TO SQUASH RACIST

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ALLEGATIONS.

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HERE TO DISCUSS THE
RAMIFICATIONS OF THESE EFFORTS

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IS DR. KRUMPWORTH CHPONGLASIA IV
JR.

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IT IS A COMPLICATED ERA FOR
GAYLORDS, CHINKS, HONKEYS, OR

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CHONKEYS WHO ACCIDENTALLY SAY
RACIST OR OTHER INSENSITIVE

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THINGS THAT THEY DO OR DO NOT
MEAN.

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Stampingston: YES.

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DO JEW...

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KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

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AND FOR THIS SPIC-LY BEHAVIOR,
THE MICKS AND THE JEW-WOPS WILL

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GET THROWN INTO THE CHING-CHONG
COOP WITH THE REST OF THE DOUBLE

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HOMOS AND THE WORST OF THEM, THE
YOU-KNOW-WHO'S.

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OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING ALL OF
THESE WONDERFUL DUNE SPONGES

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TOGETHER THAT WE MAY ALL EMBRACE
OUR DIFFERENCES AND FUCK EACH

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OTHER DOGGY-STYLE BECAUSE IT'S
MUCH DIRTIER THAT WAY.

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THANK YOU.

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Orlaag: SPEAKING OF
OPPOSITION, THE TECHNOLOGICAL

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GENIUS LEADER OF THE WORLD'S
FOREMOST ANTI-DETHKLOK GROUP,

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THE REVENGENCERS, EDGAR JOMFRU,
WAS LAST SPOTTED AT THE ATTACK

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ON MORDHAUS.

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BUT NOW WE BELIEVE HIM TO BE IN
DETHKLOK'S CAPTIVITY.

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Charles: WHAT IS IT, JOMFRU?

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WHILE TRYING TO DECODE THESE
FALCONBACK BLUEPRINTS WE'VE

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INTERCEPTED, I'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO DETHKLOK'S "DETHWATER" ALBUM,

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MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.

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AND I DISCOVERED SUBSONIC
FREQUENCIES HIDDEN IN THE

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RECORDING.

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THEY'RE NOT MADE BY INSTRUMENTS.

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THEY'RE MADE BY WHALES.

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THERE'S A REPEATING MESSAGE I
KEEP HEARING.

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I BELIEVE THEY ARE TRYING TO
COMMUNICATE WITH THE BAND.

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THERE'S A WAY TO TRANSLATE THIS.

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I JUST NEED SOME TIME.

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Charles: YES.

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IT'S ALL BEGINNING TO HAPPEN.

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Pickles: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITE CLUB ♪

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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT ♪

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Nathan: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITE CLUB ♪

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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT ♪

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Skwisgaar: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITES CLUB ♪

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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKINGS
ABOUT ♪

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[ ALL CHEER ]
Toki: I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD

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LIKES THE CLUBS.

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I AMS NEVER BEEN HAPPIERS IN MY
WHOLES ENTIRES LIFE!

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Murderface: I THOUGHT MY

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MUSTACHE WOULD BRING ME
POPULARITY AND ACCEPTANCE, BUT

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IT'S DRIVEN ME FURTHER INTO
DISFIGURED ISOLATION.

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IT'S A VICIOUS WORLD THAT MAKES
A MAN CHOOSE BETWEEN A MUSTACHE

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AND A SPECIAL PERSONS INVITE
CLUB.

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[ GRUNTS ]
Toki: I ORDERED SOME UNIFORMS

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FOR ALL CLUBS MEMBERS.

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WILL YOU GUYS WEARS THEM?

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Nathan: THAT'S DOABLE!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Pickles: HOW DOES HE HAVE THE

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ENERGY TO KEEP DOING IT?

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Toki: THAT WAS A SPECIAL
EXCLUSIVE CLUBS "DOABLE."

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Murderface: SO, TOKI, I
COULDN'T CUT MY 'STACHE.

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BUT I MATTED MY HAIR DOWN WITH
SOME POMADE AND SOME BUTTER.

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AND I THINK YOU'LL ALL AGREE
THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT LOOK AND

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THAT I'M FINALLY FITTING IN.

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I'M DEFINITELY CLUB MATERIAL
HERE, IF I SAY SO MYSELF.

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Toki: HMM.

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YOUR EFFORTS HASN'TS GONES
UNAPPRECIATED, YET I REGRETS TO

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UNFORMS YOU THAT YOUR LOOKS AMS
STILLS UNACCEPTABLE.

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Murderface: CUT THE CRAP.

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WHAT IS THIS REALLY ABOUT, HUH?!

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THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT!

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A MAN'S MUSTACHE IS HIS WHOLE
WORLD.

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I WANT IN THAT FUCKING CLUB!

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Toki: I CAN'TS HEAR
ANYTHINGS.

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I CAN ONLY HEARS OFFICIAL CLUBS
MEMBERS.

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TONIGHT, "ERACISM."

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DETHKLOK IS ACHIEVING THE
IMPOSSIBLE BY RECOVERING FROM

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ACCUSATIONS OF DISCRIMINATION.

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A MULTICULTURAL AUDIENCE OF
THOUSANDS HAVE GATHERED IN

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SUPPORT AS DETHKLOK UNVEILS
THEIR EXTRAVAGANT NEW URBAN

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YOUTH DETHCENTER.

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Charles: GUYS, THIS, UH,
YOUTH CENTER IS GOING TO MEAN A

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LOT TO YOUR MINORITY FANS.

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SO LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS,
AND WE WON'T BE, UH, RACIST

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ANYMORE.

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I MEAN, UH, WE NEVER WERE, BUT
UH, PEOPLE THOUGHT WE WERE.

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BUT I KNOW THAT I'M NOT RACIST,
AND I SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE NOT.

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OKAY, ONCE THEY GET THEIR
BUILDING --

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Nathan: THEY?
Charles: OKAY.

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THEN WE GET OUR NONRACIST
REPUTATION BACK.

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OKAY, WHERE'S MURDERFACE?

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Murderface: ALL RIGHT, TOKI.

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YOU WIN.

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I GOTTA TRIM THIS MUSTACHE.

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OH FUCK!
Charles: EVERYBODY READY?

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Pickles: OH, DID YOU NOTICE,
NATHAN?

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THERE'S GONNA BE A COOL, UH,
LOGO ONSTAGE FOR TOKI'S CLUB?

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Nathan: YEAH.

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EVERYBODY GOT YOUR COOL TOKI
OUTFIT ON?

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Pickles: I'VE ALL THIS EXTRA
DANGLE ROOM FOR MY FUCKING

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IRISH COCK,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, TOKI?

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TOKI?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING

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FOR, MAGNANIMOUS ACCEPTORS OF
ALL RACES -- DETHKLOK!

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
Nathan: HELLO, FRIENDS.

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WHAT A GREAT EVENING FOR
BROTHERLY LOVE.

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Pickles: LOTS OF NONRACIST,
HAPPY ACCEPTANCE.

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Skwisgaar: HOLY SHITS GUYS.

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WE AMS DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING
KLANS.

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
Pickles: FUCKING TOKI!

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YOUR SPECIAL OUTFITS, WHILE VERY
COMFORTABLE, ARE GOING TO GET US

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KILLED!

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Toki: AH, YOU FUCKINGS LEFT ME
AGAIN!

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Murderface: WAIT FOR ME!

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I'M READY TO BE IN THE CLUB!

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Charles: OH, DEAR GOD.

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Murderface: OH FUCK
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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Pickles: LET'S SCRAMBLE!

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Nathan: YEAH!

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THIS IS SO NOT DOABLE.