1 00:00:04,877 --> 00:00:06,710 [ AIR HISSES ] 2 00:00:06,794 --> 00:00:07,961 Pickles: OH, I THINK WE STOPPED. 3 00:00:08,043 --> 00:00:09,961 Murderface: ONE -- I GOT TO TAKE A SHIT. 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,877 TWO -- FUCKING STUPID CHARLES! 5 00:00:12,961 --> 00:00:15,418 MAN, THERE'S NOTHING BUT THAT HEALTHY FOOD ON THIS BUS. 6 00:00:15,502 --> 00:00:18,627 I NEED, LIKE, A PRETZEL, JUST ONE TACO, AND GAS-STATION NACHOS 7 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:19,961 AND PIZZA. 8 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:21,961 Nathan: WHAT ABOUT THAT NEW ROCK & ROLL DIET WEIGHT-LOSS 9 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:22,794 SPONSORSHIP? 10 00:00:22,877 --> 00:00:24,502 Murderface: COME ON, MAN! 11 00:00:24,585 --> 00:00:25,377 LOOK AT ME! 12 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,085 IN SHAPE! 13 00:00:28,961 --> 00:00:30,377 Skwisgaar: I'M COMINGS WITH. 14 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:31,835 LETS ME GETS MY JACKET! 15 00:00:31,919 --> 00:00:33,377 Toki: JACKETS IS FOR PUSSIES! 16 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,293 Murderface: AH! 17 00:00:41,961 --> 00:00:44,168 Pickles: DUDE, I GOT TO USE THE CAN! 18 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,002 LET ME IN THERE! 19 00:00:45,085 --> 00:00:46,252 Murderface: CAN'T HELP YOU! 20 00:00:46,335 --> 00:00:48,543 OCUPADO, DUDE! 21 00:00:48,627 --> 00:00:53,252 [ LAUGHS ] [ AIR HISSES ] 22 00:00:53,335 --> 00:00:55,335 Pickles: OH, NO! 23 00:00:57,252 --> 00:00:59,460 GUYS, THE BUS IS DRIVING AWAY! 24 00:00:59,543 --> 00:01:01,502 Toki: SOMEBODYS CALLS THE DRIVER! 25 00:01:01,585 --> 00:01:04,043 Nathan: OUR DETH PHONES ARE ON THE DETH BUS! 26 00:01:04,126 --> 00:01:05,794 COME ON! LET'S GO! 27 00:01:05,877 --> 00:01:07,002 Pickles: WAIT FOR US! 28 00:01:07,085 --> 00:01:07,835 Murderface: WAIT! 29 00:01:07,919 --> 00:01:09,043 Pickles: STOP! NO! 30 00:01:09,126 --> 00:01:11,961 Toki: NOW WHATS THE FUCKS ARE WE GONNA DO?! 31 00:01:12,043 --> 00:01:13,252 Pickles: I DON'T KNOW! 32 00:01:13,335 --> 00:01:17,252 [ ALL WAILING ] Nathan: COME ON, GUYS. 33 00:01:17,335 --> 00:01:18,085 LET'S GO TO THE FOREST. THERE'S GOT TO BE A SHORTCUT. 34 00:01:19,168 --> 00:01:20,293 Skwisgaar: YEAH. THE FORESTS. 35 00:01:20,377 --> 00:01:22,043 Nathan: AS LONG AS WE'RE MOVING, WE'RE GOOD. 36 00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:24,961 Toki: I GUESS YOU KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TAKINGS ABOUT, RIGHT? 37 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,043 Charles: DO ME A FAVOR AND HAVE THE DETH DRIVER DO A HEAD 38 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:28,293 COUNT OF THE BOYS. 39 00:01:28,377 --> 00:01:28,752 YES, SIR. 40 00:01:28,835 --> 00:01:30,085 SIR? 41 00:01:30,168 --> 00:01:31,293 Charles: I JUST HAVE A WEIRD FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING. 42 00:01:31,377 --> 00:01:33,168 SIR, THE DETH DRIVER JUST DID A HEAD COUNT. 43 00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:34,835 THE BAND MATES WERE LEFT BEHIND AT A GAS STATION. 44 00:01:34,919 --> 00:01:36,669 THEY NEVER NOTIFIED THE BUS DRIVER THAT THEY WERE GOING IN. 45 00:01:36,752 --> 00:01:37,502 THEY'RE NOW MISSING. 46 00:01:37,585 --> 00:01:38,877 Charles: GET A CHOPPER READY. 47 00:01:38,961 --> 00:01:40,085 YOU, 2375, COME WITH ME. 48 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:40,794 YES, SIR! 49 00:01:40,877 --> 00:01:41,877 BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW? 50 00:01:41,961 --> 00:01:43,293 Charles: THEY COULD FREEZE OUT THERE. 51 00:01:43,377 --> 00:01:45,418 WE CAN'T WASTE ANY TIME. 52 00:01:50,252 --> 00:01:53,002 Skwisgaar: WHY DIDN'T WE BRINGS OUR JACKETS? 53 00:01:53,085 --> 00:01:55,961 Pickles: OH, THIS IS HUMILIATING WAY TO DIE -- 54 00:01:56,043 --> 00:01:57,919 HUDDLED TOGETHER LIKE A BUNCH OF HOMOS. 55 00:01:58,002 --> 00:02:01,293 Murderface: PICKLES, WE NEED TO USE EACH OTHER'S BODY HEAT TO 56 00:02:01,377 --> 00:02:02,669 STAY ALIVE. 57 00:02:02,752 --> 00:02:03,669 I'M TELLING YOU HERE. Pickles: UGH. 58 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:05,919 JUST TRY NOT TO GET A BONER. 59 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,919 Murderface: YOU TRY NOT TO GET A BONER FOR ME! 60 00:02:09,002 --> 00:02:10,752 'CAUSE I'M GETTING IN GOOD SHAPE. 61 00:02:10,835 --> 00:02:12,418 ROCK & ROLL DIET, LOSING WEIGHT. 62 00:02:12,502 --> 00:02:16,585 Nathan: WE'RE LOST, WE MISSED OUR BUS, AND WE'RE DYING IN THE 63 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:19,710 SNOW BECAUSE OUR MANAGER'S TOO BUSY. 64 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:20,585 Murderface: YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT! 65 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:21,919 THIS IS HIS FAULT! Toki: YEAH! 66 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:23,627 THIS IS HIS FAULT! 67 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,002 [ GRUNTS ] Charles: GUYS, STAY RIGHT 68 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:26,752 THERE. WE'RE SENDING DOWN A LADDER. 69 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,252 Murderface: FUCKING OFDENSEN! 70 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:30,502 Toki: FUCKS THAT GUYS! 71 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,002 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 72 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:35,252 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 73 00:02:35,335 --> 00:02:38,502 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 74 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:41,585 DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING... 75 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:45,543 FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 76 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:48,002 ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪ 77 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,877 ♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪ 78 00:02:50,961 --> 00:02:53,252 ♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪ 79 00:02:53,335 --> 00:02:56,126 ♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪ 80 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,085 ♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION Pickles: WHAT THE HELL 81 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:05,085 HAPPENED OUT THERE, YOU?! Nathan: YEAH! 82 00:03:05,961 --> 00:03:07,043 HOW DID WE GET LEFT BEHIND? 83 00:03:07,126 --> 00:03:07,919 Toki: YEAH! 84 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:09,293 [ GRUNTS ] Skwisgaar: OH! 85 00:03:09,377 --> 00:03:11,168 Murderface: I JUST WANT TO GET WARM! 86 00:03:11,252 --> 00:03:12,627 I NEED MORE BLANKETS! 87 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,377 Charles: YOU GUYS WERE OUT THERE FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTES. 88 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,669 GOD KNOWS WHY YOU RAN INTO THE WOODS AND DIDN'T STAY IN THE GAS 89 00:03:16,752 --> 00:03:18,085 STATION. 90 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:21,085 Nathan: WELL, MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW TO GO INSIDE WHEN IT'S 91 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:21,710 COLD, ALL RIGHT? 92 00:03:21,794 --> 00:03:22,835 Pickles: YEAH! 93 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,961 MAYBE WE NEED SOMEONE TO TELL US TO DO THAT. 94 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:26,460 WHERE WERE YOU?! 95 00:03:26,543 --> 00:03:29,502 Charles: LISTEN, I CAN'T BE THERE EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE. 96 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:30,752 COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT EASIER FOR YOU. 97 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,126 I PUT FOOD ON THE BUS. 98 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,335 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EAT THE FOOD, STAY ON THE BUS, DON'T 99 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:36,002 WALK INTO SNOW... 100 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,543 COLD SNOW...SNOW CONES. 101 00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:38,377 SNOW CONES. WRITE THIS DOWN -- SNOW CONES. 102 00:03:39,377 --> 00:03:40,585 YES, SIR. "SNOW CONES." 103 00:03:40,669 --> 00:03:43,919 Murderface: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SNOW CONES?! 104 00:03:44,002 --> 00:03:47,418 I'M FREEZING, AND I PRACTICALLY DIED, DAMN IT! 105 00:03:47,502 --> 00:03:52,418 [ GRUNTING ] AAH! 106 00:03:52,502 --> 00:03:53,168 Charles: GREAT. 107 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:54,543 NOW I LOST MY ASSISTANT. 108 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:58,002 Nathan: MAN, WELL, I KNOW WE SCREWED UP AND STUFF, BUT WE'RE 109 00:03:58,085 --> 00:04:00,168 STILL PALLING AROUND THIS WEEKEND, RIGHT? 110 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:02,168 Pickles: YEAH, WE'RE STILL GONNA PAL AROUND, RIGHT, ALL OF 111 00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:03,669 US? 112 00:04:03,752 --> 00:04:04,919 Charles: UH, SORRY, GUYS, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND 113 00:04:05,002 --> 00:04:06,252 CANCEL THAT. 114 00:04:06,335 --> 00:04:12,085 UH, TOO MUCH WORK TO DO -- ISRAEL CONCERT AND EVERYTHING. 115 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,043 SORRY. 116 00:04:14,126 --> 00:04:15,877 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 117 00:04:15,961 --> 00:04:19,168 Nathan: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE CHARLES BLEW US OFF TO WORK. 118 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:20,835 I MEAN, HE TOTALLY REJECTED US. 119 00:04:20,919 --> 00:04:21,835 Pickles: YEAH! 120 00:04:21,919 --> 00:04:23,210 HE DID TOTALLY REJECT US. 121 00:04:23,293 --> 00:04:24,543 Nathan: I KNOW. 122 00:04:24,627 --> 00:04:26,877 WE'RE THE FUCKING BIGGEST DEATH-METAL BAND OF ALL TIME. 123 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:28,543 YOU DON'T REJECT US TO WORK. 124 00:04:28,627 --> 00:04:29,877 Murderface: I KNOW! 125 00:04:29,961 --> 00:04:32,126 Nathan: WE PLANNED THIS WEEKEND IN SYRIA FOR A LONG 126 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:32,710 TIME! Pickles: I KNOW! 127 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:34,585 Skwisgaar: YEAH. 128 00:04:34,669 --> 00:04:36,210 AND NOWS WE GOTS TO DO IT ALONES. 129 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:37,543 Murderface: IT'S A DOWNER! 130 00:04:37,627 --> 00:04:39,710 Skwisgaar: JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER'S STUPID FACES. 131 00:04:39,794 --> 00:04:40,919 Nathan: I KNOW. 132 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:41,669 AND WE'RE SICK OF EACH OTHER. 133 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:43,085 Murderface: I KNOW! 134 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:45,293 Nathan: I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST TIME WE EVER GOT REJECTED 135 00:04:45,377 --> 00:04:45,919 FOR ANYTHING. Pickles: YEAH. 136 00:04:46,961 --> 00:04:48,502 IT FEELS BAD. 137 00:04:48,585 --> 00:04:51,627 Toki: WELL, AT LEAST WE GOTS A COUPLE DAYS TO HANGS OUT WITH 138 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,877 OUR OLD PALS ABDUL MALIKS! 139 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,085 THATS GUYS CAN PARTY! 140 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,085 Nathan: YEAH. 141 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:56,252 I GUESS THAT'S COOL. 142 00:04:56,335 --> 00:04:59,585 Toki: [ GRUNTS ] SIR, YOUR NEW ASSISTANT 143 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:00,335 MANAGER HAS ARRIVED. 144 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:01,377 Charles: VERY WELL. 145 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,669 SIR, I'M 572-- Charles: UH-HUH. 146 00:05:02,752 --> 00:05:04,710 YOU'VE BEEN TRAINED, FULLY VETTED, AND FORMER IDENTITY 147 00:05:04,794 --> 00:05:05,961 ERASED. 148 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:07,293 YOUR LIFE WILL BE AT RISK DAILY, ET CETERA, AND YOU 149 00:05:07,377 --> 00:05:08,585 SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL OF MY PREVIOUS ASSISTANTS HAVE DIED 150 00:05:08,669 --> 00:05:09,543 LONG, PAINFUL DEATHS. 151 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:11,377 [ MEN SCREAMING ] YES, SIR. 152 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,710 Charles: ALL RIGHT. 153 00:05:12,794 --> 00:05:14,877 SIR, YOUR VIDEO CONFERENCE IS SCHEDULED TO COMMENCE. 154 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:15,669 Charles: VERY GOOD. 155 00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:16,919 YOU, WATCH AND LEARN. 156 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,794 THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND LUCRATIVE BUSINESS 157 00:05:18,877 --> 00:05:20,085 I WILL HAVE CONDUCTED UP TO THIS POINT. 158 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:20,752 PUT HIM ON. 159 00:05:20,835 --> 00:05:22,043 HELLO, CHARLES! 160 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:23,460 AND LET ME SAY HOW MUCH OF A PLEASURE IT IS TO BE UNITING 161 00:05:23,543 --> 00:05:26,126 SAUL'S SNO CONES AND DETHKLOK. 162 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:28,919 AND WE FOLLOWED YOUR DESIGN TO A TEE AND THINK THEY TURNED OUT 163 00:05:29,002 --> 00:05:29,877 GREAT. 164 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:31,335 AND THEY TASTE GREAT! 165 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,627 DETHKONES. 166 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:34,669 ICY AND BRUTAL! 167 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:35,919 Charles: WONDERFUL. 168 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:36,877 SEND US 70 MILLION UNITS. SERIOUSLY? 169 00:05:37,794 --> 00:05:39,168 Charles: BYE. 170 00:05:39,252 --> 00:05:41,377 8422, WHERE ARE WE WITH THE CONCERT IN ISRAEL? 171 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,168 PRESALE SOLD OUT IN MINUTES -- 400,000 SEATS. 172 00:05:44,252 --> 00:05:45,460 Charles: VERY WELL. 173 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:47,002 YES, SIR, WE HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE LOCAL 174 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:47,627 PROMOTERS AT 1400. 175 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:48,961 Charles: GOOD. 176 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:50,210 ADVANCE THE VENUE IN THE MEANTIME, AND I'LL CHECK WITH 177 00:05:50,293 --> 00:05:50,794 CONCERT AND PRE PRO. 178 00:05:50,877 --> 00:05:52,168 YES, SIR. 179 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,752 PARDON ME, SIR, DID YOU JUST BUY $70 MILLION WORTH OF -- 180 00:05:54,835 --> 00:05:55,835 Charles: YEAH. 181 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:23,085 BOYS, WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND! 182 00:06:23,168 --> 00:06:24,710 Nathan: DUDE, THANKS FOR HOSTING US. 183 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:27,502 IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO PAL AROUND WITH WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY! 184 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:28,669 Pickles: YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 185 00:06:28,752 --> 00:06:29,502 AH! 186 00:06:29,585 --> 00:06:30,669 Toki: YEAH, THANKS, ABDULS! 187 00:06:30,752 --> 00:06:31,335 HA! Murderface: OW! 188 00:06:32,418 --> 00:06:35,043 WELL, YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! 189 00:06:35,126 --> 00:06:36,835 AND, BOY, YOU SURE CAN DRINK. 190 00:06:36,919 --> 00:06:38,335 Pickles: OH, THANKS, ABDUL! 191 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:42,293 SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SHOW IN SYRIA! 192 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:44,669 WE'RE GONNA START PROMOTING IT IF YOU GUYS ARE COOL. 193 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,002 Nathan: OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 194 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:47,877 WE GOT WE GOT DRUNK AND DID HEROIN AND STUFF AND SAID WE'D 195 00:06:47,961 --> 00:06:48,669 BOOK A GIG IN SYRIA. 196 00:06:48,752 --> 00:06:50,335 I REMEMBER NOW. 197 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:51,210 Pickles: UH... 198 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:52,502 Nathan: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 199 00:06:52,585 --> 00:06:54,835 Pickles: UH, GUYS, ARE YOU SURE? 200 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:57,168 I MEAN, CHARLES USUALLY BOOKS THE GIGS, YOU KNOW. 201 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:59,543 Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT HERES AGAINS. 202 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,543 SO WE CAN DOES WHAT WE WANTS. 203 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:02,710 Nathan: WELL, UH... 204 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:04,002 IT'S HARD TO SAY WHAT TO DO. 205 00:07:04,085 --> 00:07:06,252 Charles: TOO MUCH WORK TO DO -- ISRAEL CONCERT AND 206 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:07,585 EVERYTHING. 207 00:07:07,669 --> 00:07:08,585 Nathan: I DON'T SEE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BAD ABOUT 208 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:09,710 BOOKING A GIG IN SYRIA. 209 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:11,835 Charles: ISRAEL CONCERT AND EVERYTHING. 210 00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:13,835 Nathan: SO I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY... 211 00:07:13,919 --> 00:07:15,002 LET'S BOOK IT! 212 00:07:15,085 --> 00:07:15,877 Murderface: DO IT! 213 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,002 Skwisgaar: PROMOTES IT! 214 00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:18,043 Pickles: YEAH, DO IT! 215 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:19,710 OH, YOU GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 216 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:21,627 SYRIA'S GONNA LOSE THEIR MIND BALLS! 217 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:22,418 I LOVE IT! 218 00:07:22,502 --> 00:07:23,877 I GOT TO RUN! I'LL SEE YOU SOON! 219 00:07:23,961 --> 00:07:25,418 Murderface: I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ABDUL! 220 00:07:25,502 --> 00:07:26,126 Pickles: YEAH! 221 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:27,168 WE JUST BOOKED A GIG! 222 00:07:27,252 --> 00:07:28,418 Nathan: THAT DUDE'S THE REAL DEAL. 223 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:29,877 Murderface: AH! 224 00:07:29,961 --> 00:07:32,877 Charles: MANAGING THIS BAND IS THE HARDEST THING YOU'LL EVER 225 00:07:32,961 --> 00:07:34,043 DO IN YOUR LIFE. 226 00:07:34,126 --> 00:07:36,085 YOU WON'T BE THANKED FOR YOUR WORK. 227 00:07:36,168 --> 00:07:38,460 NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY. 228 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:39,794 PEOPLE WILL TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED. 229 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,126 Murderface: ROBOT! 230 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,210 Charles: AND, LIKE I SAID, YOUR LIFE WILL BE IN CONSTANT 231 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:44,961 DANGER. 232 00:07:47,543 --> 00:07:49,710 YOU'LL ASK YOURSELF, "WHY DO I DO THIS?" 233 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:52,752 AND ULTIMATELY, YOU'LL KNOW THAT IT SIMPLY NEEDS TO BE DONE. 234 00:07:52,835 --> 00:07:54,794 IT'S THE MOST REWARDING THING YOU'LL EVER DO. 235 00:07:54,877 --> 00:07:55,919 IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 236 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:57,502 [ Echoing ] IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 237 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:59,043 IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 238 00:07:59,126 --> 00:08:00,168 IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 239 00:08:00,252 --> 00:08:01,794 IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 240 00:08:01,877 --> 00:08:03,252 IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. 241 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:05,252 SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD LIKE YOU TO CALL THEM. 242 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:06,585 Charles: OH. 243 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:08,460 GENERALLY, IT'S NOT GOOD TO RECEIVE A PHONE CALL FROM THE, 244 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,252 UH, UNITED NATIONS. 245 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:14,460 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] Murderface: HI, I'M 246 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:17,502 WILLIAM MURDERFACE, AND I MAY LOOK A LITTLE HEAVY RIGHT NOW, 247 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:19,752 BUT THAT WON'T LAST TOO LONG, BECAUSE I'M ON THE 248 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:21,210 ROCK & ROLL DIET. 249 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,293 SOON I'LL BE SLIPPING INTO MY SKINNY SHORTS WITH RIPPED-UP ABS 250 00:08:24,377 --> 00:08:25,710 AND ROCKING BICEPS! 251 00:08:25,794 --> 00:08:29,293 SO STAY TUNED AND WATCH THE FAT MELT OFF OF MY BODY TO REVEAL 252 00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:31,835 THE ME THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE! 253 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:37,335 THE ROCK & ROLL DIET -- GET ON IT! 254 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:42,126 Nathan: HEY, WHY'D THE TV TURN OFF? 255 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:47,919 Charles: DID YOU BOOK A GIG IN SYRIA WITHOUT TELLING ME? 256 00:08:48,002 --> 00:08:49,002 Pickles: UH... 257 00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,293 Murderface: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US? 258 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:53,752 THEY'RE CALLING IT "DOUBLE DETH JEOPARDY," THE 259 00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:56,961 DOUBLE-BOOKED DETHKLOK GIG BETWEEN ISRAEL AND SYRIA. 260 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:59,710 THE WORLD WAITS WITH BATED BREATH, HOPING THAT THIS TICKING 261 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,168 TIME BOMB CAN BE DISARMED. 262 00:09:01,252 --> 00:09:03,752 CHARLES OFDENSEN IS EXPECTED TO MEET WITH THE UNITED NATIONS 263 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,210 SOON. 264 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,877 Charles: YOU DOUBLE-BOOKED A GIG ON THE EXACT SAME DATE WITH 265 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:08,752 SYRIA AND ISRAEL, WHO ARE BITTER ENEMIES! 266 00:09:08,835 --> 00:09:10,502 Toki: YOU AMS PISSED OFF BECAUSE -- 267 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:11,919 Murderface: BECAUSE WE'RE FAT! 268 00:09:12,002 --> 00:09:14,835 Nathan: WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE DOING SOMETHING BAD BECAUSE 269 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:15,877 YOU WEREN'T THERE. 270 00:09:15,961 --> 00:09:17,168 I MEAN, CAN'T WE CANCEL IT? 271 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,919 Charles: NO, WE CAN'T CANCEL IT. 272 00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:21,835 NICE WORK, GUYS. 273 00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:23,460 Pickles: OH, NO, WE BLEW IT! 274 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,377 HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! 275 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,502 Nathan: THERE'S SOMETHING BIGGER TO THINK ABOUT. 276 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:30,543 OUR MANAGER FINALLY HATES US. 277 00:09:30,627 --> 00:09:32,543 Charles: NOW THE QUESTION IS, HOW DO WE AVOID STARTING 278 00:09:32,627 --> 00:09:34,835 WORLD WAR III? 279 00:09:38,669 --> 00:09:41,377 NORMALLY WHEN DETHKLOK PERFORMS A SHOW, THE LOCAL ECONOMY 280 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,794 FLOURISHES, JOBS ARE CREATED, AND EVEN THOUGH THERE'S 281 00:09:43,877 --> 00:09:46,002 POTENTIAL DAMAGE AND, UH, MINOR PHYSICAL HARM... 282 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,794 [ MEN SCREAMING ] EVERYONE MAKES MONEY, AND 283 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:52,168 EVERYONE IS HAPPY, AND EVERYONE IS ENTERTAINED. 284 00:09:52,252 --> 00:09:54,502 BUT SINCE THE DOUBLE-BOOKING OF THE GIG BETWEEN SYRIA AND 285 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:56,460 ISRAEL, ACTS OF TERROR, VANDALISM, AND THREATS OF 286 00:09:56,543 --> 00:09:58,293 NUCLEAR WARFARE HAVE ARISEN IN THE MEDIA. 287 00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:01,126 [ ALARM BLARING ] AAH! 288 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:02,794 [ SIREN WAILING ] [ GRUNTS ] 289 00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:04,835 Charles: NOW, IF FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T CONVINCE ONE OF 290 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:07,126 THESE COUNTRIES TO RESCHEDULE, WE COULD BE THE CAUSE OF 291 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,377 WORLD WAR III... 292 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:10,877 WHICH WILL HURT RECORD SALES. 293 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,252 AND THAT'S OUR BREAD AND BUTTER THEY'RE FUCKING WITH. 294 00:10:13,335 --> 00:10:14,919 AND THE TALLIES ARE IN. 295 00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:18,710 WORST BEACH BODY OF THE DECADE GOES TO DETHKLOK'S OWN TUBBY 296 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:21,210 BASSIST, WILLIAM MURDERFACE. 297 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,585 Murderface: THAT IS SO FUCKED UP! 298 00:10:23,669 --> 00:10:24,669 IT'S NOT MY FAULT! 299 00:10:24,752 --> 00:10:27,418 I'M STRUGGLING WITH MY ROCK & ROLL DIET! 300 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,669 Nathan: MURDERFACE, YOU'RE A HUGE, FAT PIG BECAUSE OUR 301 00:10:29,752 --> 00:10:31,919 MANAGER IS TOO BUSY AND YOU'RE OVERFEEDING YOURSELF LIKE A DUMB 302 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:33,043 ANIMAL. 303 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:34,502 Pickles: YOU'RE FAT BECAUSE OF NEGLECT! 304 00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:35,919 Nathan: YEAH! IT'S NEGLECT! 305 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,043 Skwisgaar: YEAH, YOU AMS FAT. 306 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:38,377 Nathan: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE A MANATEE. 307 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,377 Pickles: YEAH, A MANATEE. 308 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,418 Murderface: YOU'RE RIGHT! 309 00:10:40,502 --> 00:10:41,043 THIS IS HIS FAULT! 310 00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:42,377 FUCKING OFDENSEN! 311 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,919 Nathan: AND, TOKI, YOU'VE BEEN HITTING PEOPLE A LOT. 312 00:10:45,002 --> 00:10:46,168 I DON'T THINK HE CAN HEAR ME. 313 00:10:46,252 --> 00:10:47,418 TOKI, YOU ARE FINISHED NOW. 314 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,168 Toki: OKAYS! 315 00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:49,210 SEES YOU GUYS LATER! 316 00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:49,585 GOODBYE. 317 00:10:49,669 --> 00:10:50,710 OH! 318 00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:52,293 Pickles: TOKI'S HITTING PEOPLE AGAIN! 319 00:10:52,377 --> 00:10:53,335 TOKI, NO, DON'T HIT -- OW! 320 00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:53,919 Skwisgaar: OH! 321 00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:55,543 Nathan: OW! 322 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:57,252 DAMN IT, CHARLES! 323 00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:58,919 HE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT US. 324 00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,293 OUR BASS PLAYER'S FAT. 325 00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:01,835 TOKI'S A CHRONIC HITTER. 326 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:04,418 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STARTING TO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES IN OUR OWN 327 00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:06,460 WAY. 328 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:09,919 OH! Dick: AH! 329 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,752 AH! 330 00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:15,627 WE'VE HEARD FROM BOTH PARTIES AND ARE SAD TO SAY WE CANNOT 331 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:18,293 REACH A CONCLUSION IN REGARDS TO MOVING EITHER OF THE TWO 332 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,043 CONCERTS. 333 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,377 Charles: NOW, LISTEN. 334 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,168 IT'S IN OUR BEST INTEREST TO SATISFY BOTH PARTIES TO THE BEST 335 00:11:23,252 --> 00:11:24,335 OF MY ABILITY. 336 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,961 FOR THAT, I MAY NEED A LITTLE PATIENCE ON YOUR -- 337 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:28,919 [ GUITAR PLAYING ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY. 338 00:11:29,002 --> 00:11:31,043 I MAY NEED A LITTLE PATIENCE AS I IRON OUT THE, UH -- 339 00:11:31,126 --> 00:11:32,460 SIR, IT'S DETHKLOK. 340 00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:34,669 Charles: TELL THEM I'LL HAVE TO RETURN THEIR PHONE CALL. 341 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,335 THEY CLAIM IT'S RATHER URGENT. 342 00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:37,418 Charles: URGENT? VERY WELL. 343 00:11:37,502 --> 00:11:39,210 I'M VERY SORRY. 344 00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:41,627 UH, GUYS, I'M IN A MEETING WITH THE UNITED NATIONS RIGHT NOW. 345 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,585 Pickles: TOKI HIT ME IN THE ARM, AND IT REALLY HURT! 346 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,919 [ PEOPLE MUTTERING ] Charles: I'M TRYING TO SOLVE 347 00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:49,377 THE, UH, ISRAELI-SYRIAN ISSUE WITH THE U.N. RIGHT NOW. 348 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,335 Nathan: HEY! IT'S NATHAN. 349 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,335 HE HIT ME, TOO. 350 00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:53,919 AND HE KEEPS ON HITTING ALL OF US. 351 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:55,877 Charles: AH, WELL, UH, MAYBE IF YOU TOOK -- 352 00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:56,752 Murderface: HEY! 353 00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:58,002 HEY! 354 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,043 Charles: MM-HMM. 355 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:00,293 Murderface: IT'S WILLIAM. 356 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:01,543 Charles: YES. 357 00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:04,335 Murderface: I WAS JUST STANDING THERE, AND, SEE, TOKI 358 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:07,252 WALKS UP AND SLAPS ME HARD -- REALLY HARD ON THE BACK! 359 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,335 AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO PROVOKE HIM! 360 00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,293 Skwisgaar: NEITHERS DID ANY OF US! 361 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,335 AND NOW I GOT THE FUCKINGS WELTS ALL OVER MY ARMS! 362 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,168 Charles: OKAY, WELL, LISTEN -- 363 00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:17,210 Murderface: AND THE TV NEWS CALLED ME "FAT"! 364 00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:18,627 Charles: OKAY. 365 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:21,835 GUYS, I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 366 00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:24,502 IN THE MEANTIME, TRY TO TELL TOKI THAT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE 367 00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:25,210 BEING HIT. Nathan: YOU TELL HIM! 368 00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:27,210 HE WON'T LISTEN TO US! 369 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:28,002 WE KNOW HE WON'T! Murderface: NO, HE WON'T! 370 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,168 YOU HAVE TO DO IT! 371 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:32,502 Charles: OKAY, WHEN I GET HOME, BEFORE DINNER, I'LL TALK 372 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,460 TO HIM, OKAY? 373 00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:34,710 I JUST -- I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW. 374 00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:36,377 I'M IN THE -- Pickles: NO! NOW! 375 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,961 Murderface: WE'RE WATCHING YOU ON TV! 376 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:38,961 WE'LL KNOW IF YOU DON'T! 377 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,043 Nathan: YEAH, YOU'RE ON C-SPAN. 378 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,377 Pickles: YOU'RE NOT DOING IT! 379 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:45,460 Charles: UH, MY APOLOGIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE 380 00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:46,293 UNITED NATIONS. 381 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:47,585 I HAVE TO... 382 00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:50,377 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] MAKE A QUICK PHONE CALL TO TOKI. 383 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:53,877 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] 384 00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:55,335 [ TELEPHONE CLICKS ] UH, HELLO, TOKI? 385 00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:56,418 Toki: HI! 386 00:12:56,502 --> 00:12:57,877 YOU'VE REACHED THE PHONES OF TOKI WARTOOTH. 387 00:12:57,961 --> 00:13:01,210 I'M NOT HOMES RIGHT NOW, BUTS LISTENS VERY CAREFULLY TO 388 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,835 THESE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. 389 00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:05,919 AFTER YOU HEAR THE BEEP, PLEASE LEAVES A DETAILED MESSAGE ON 390 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,710 WHO'S YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU'D LIKES TO TALKS TO TOKI WARTOOTHS 391 00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:10,752 ABOUT. 392 00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,877 [ BEEPS ] AFTER A LONG SESSION, AN 393 00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:14,210 AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED. 394 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,252 DETHKLOK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO PLAY TWO GIGS AT ONCE. 395 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:20,126 Stampingston: DETHKLOK HAS DOUBLE-BOOKED A GIG BETWEEN 396 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,752 ISRAEL AND SYRIA AND COULD BRING ABOUT THE BIGGEST WAR IN YEARS. 397 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,043 VADER ORLAG? 398 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:26,168 Orlaag: BUT IN THE HOT SEAT IS CHARLES OFDENSEN. 399 00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:29,252 Crozier: HE'S PROVEN TO BE A MASTER ACCOUNTANT, MANAGER, 400 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:32,043 LEGAL COUNSEL, AND NEGOTIATOR, WHO'S EVEN MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE 401 00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:33,460 HIS WAY OUT OF DEATH. 402 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:36,168 Stampingston: SHORT TIME AGO, HE WAS BELIEVED TO BE DEAD. 403 00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:40,710 HE REAPPEARED NINE MONTHS LATER, JUST AS THE BAND WAS ABOUT TO 404 00:13:40,794 --> 00:13:42,627 THROW THEIR CAREERS AWAY. 405 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,877 Orlaag: BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS. 406 00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:46,919 WHY DID HE FAKE HIS DEATH? 407 00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:50,961 WHERE WAS HE DURING THOSE NINE MONTHS? 408 00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:54,043 Selatcia: YOU'RE MINE NOW! 409 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,627 YOU'RE MINE NOW! 410 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,502 MINE NOW! 411 00:13:57,585 --> 00:13:59,752 Charles: I NEED YOU TO KILL ME. 412 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:04,252 Selatcia: HE SAW ME AND LIVED. 413 00:14:04,335 --> 00:14:08,418 COULD HE KNOW WHO I AM? 414 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:09,835 Orlaag: NO, MASTER. 415 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,627 IMPOSSIBLE. 416 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:15,418 OFDENSEN'S DISAPPEARANCE COINCIDES WITH THE COMMENCEMENT 417 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:19,460 OF THE FALCONBACK PROJECT. 418 00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:23,126 WE HAVE TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE COULD HAVE 419 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:23,877 KNOWLEDGE. 420 00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:25,335 Crozier: IMPOSSIBLE! 421 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,252 NO ONE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM KNOW OF ITS EXISTENCE. 422 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,877 THIS INFORMATION IS TOP SECRET AND HIGHLY GUARDED. 423 00:14:30,961 --> 00:14:33,460 IF HE WERE ANYWHERE NEAR THE PREMISES, HE'D HAVE BEEN HUNTED 424 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:34,210 DOWN. 425 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:35,752 Orlaag: YES, GENERAL. 426 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:39,377 BUT NO ONE HUNTS FOR A DEAD MAN. 427 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,002 Selatcia: THE DEAD MAN. 428 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:42,543 Orlaag: DEAD MAN. 429 00:14:42,627 --> 00:14:44,710 Crozier: THE DEAD MAN. 430 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:45,502 Selatcia: THE DEAD MAN. 431 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,293 THE DEAD MAN! 432 00:14:48,377 --> 00:14:49,710 THE DEAD MAN! 433 00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,168 THE DEAD MAN! 434 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:53,085 THE DEAD MAN! 435 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,543 Charles: TO SATISFY BOTH PARTIES, WE'RE FORCED TO SPEND A 436 00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,835 GREAT DEAL OF MONEY DEVELOPING NEW CONCERT TECHNOLOGY. 437 00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,627 NOW, IT'S TRUE, TRYING TO PERFORM IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE 438 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,002 WILL PUT US IN THE RED. 439 00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:03,168 AND THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT BACK WILL BE A SUPER CONCESSION 440 00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:04,502 DOUBLE BLOWOUT. 441 00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:07,418 WE NEED TO CREATE A SCENARIO WHEREIN WE CAN SELL AS MANY 442 00:15:07,502 --> 00:15:09,293 DETHKONES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 443 00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:10,210 DETHKONES. 444 00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:12,210 ICY AND BRUTAL! 445 00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:14,585 Charles: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, GENTLEMEN, SNOW CONES COULD VERY 446 00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:16,460 WELL SAVE OUR ASSES. 447 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,710 SNOW CONES AND MERCH. 448 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,919 HERE'S A FUN LITTLE VIDEO THAT WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 449 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:24,335 HEY, FOLKS, IT'S ME, FACEBONES -- FACEBONES -- 450 00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:27,627 [ VIDEO SKIPPING ] Charles: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 451 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,252 FACEBONES THING? 452 00:15:29,335 --> 00:15:30,460 GUYS, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 453 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:31,085 CAN YOU PLEASE STOP? Nathan: WHAT? 454 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:32,794 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 455 00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:34,710 Murderface: [ GRUNTING ] AH! 456 00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:40,168 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] Charles: GO AWAY! 457 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,585 THE FIVE OF YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL OF THIS. 458 00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:44,752 I WANT YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT NOW. 459 00:15:44,835 --> 00:15:46,460 GO. 460 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,043 GO! 461 00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:50,210 Nathan: BUT WHAT ABOUT -- I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HANG OUT. 462 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:55,293 Charles: [ Echoing ] GET OUT OF HERE! 463 00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:57,877 Nathan: GUYS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT OUR MANAGER 464 00:15:57,961 --> 00:15:59,252 DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US ANYMORE. 465 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:02,460 AND, MURDERFACE, I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY, REALLY, REALLY 466 00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,585 FAT. 467 00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:06,085 IT'S KIND OF THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN. 468 00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:08,919 I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THESE BIG, 469 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,543 HUGE PROBLEMS LIKE MAKING MESSES, NOT CLEANING UP AFTER 470 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:14,043 OURSELVES, AND, UH, YOU KNOW, POTENTIALLY STARTING 471 00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:15,335 WORLD WAR III. 472 00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:17,126 I'M GONNA SUGGEST THAT WE DO SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER DONE 473 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,210 BEFORE. 474 00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:26,460 Charles: SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 475 00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:28,210 CAN YOU DO A HEAD COUNT OF THE BOYS? 476 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,293 SIRE, THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE ON THE PREMISES. 477 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:31,252 Charles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY'VE GONE. 478 00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:33,627 SIRE, THEY'VE LEFT THIS NOTE. 479 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,418 Nathan: WE'VE RUN AWAY. 480 00:16:35,502 --> 00:16:36,752 Charles: THEY'VE RUN AWAY. 481 00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:38,543 AND IT APPEARS AS IF THEY'VE LEFT WITHOUT ANY JACKETS OR 482 00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:39,794 CREDIT CARDS. 483 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:41,085 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO A SHOW IF THERE'S NO BAND? 484 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,210 IT'LL BE A WAR. 485 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,710 Charles: YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. 486 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,877 I'M GONNA GO FIND THEM MYSELF. 487 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,835 I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SO BUSY. 488 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,669 AND I SEE WHAT THAT'S DONE TO ALL OF YOU. 489 00:17:35,752 --> 00:17:40,002 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 490 00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:45,085 AND, TOKI, YOU DON'T NEED TO HIT PEOPLE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. 491 00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:48,210 EVERYBODY LIKES YOU, THINKS YOU'RE REALLY COOL. 492 00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:50,126 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL. 493 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,794 Toki: [ WHIMPERS ] Charles: UH, THERE, THERE. 494 00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:54,669 UH-HUH. 495 00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:56,252 THERE'S A BIGGER MATTER AT HAND. 496 00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:59,543 WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE THOUSANDS OF LIVES. 497 00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:01,252 BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE. 498 00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:03,252 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 499 00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:39,877 WE'RE ON IN FOUR... 500 00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:40,502 THREE... 501 00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:42,002 TWO... 502 00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:43,043 THERE'S A PROBLEM. 503 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:47,710 [ ALARM BLARING ] IT'S NOT WORKING, SIR! 504 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,835 Charles: JUST REBOOT IT. 505 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:55,252 TRY IT AGAIN. 506 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,543 [ ALARM CONTINUES ] IT'S STILL NOT WORKING! 507 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:19,585 Charles: DAMN IT! 508 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:29,710 PERFORMANCE SEQUENCE INITIATED. 509 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:36,168 PERFORMANCE SEQUENCE INITIATED. 510 00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:39,335 Nathan: HELLO, ISRAEL AND SYRIA! 511 00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:41,794 ASSALAMU ALAIKUM... 512 00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:45,252 AND SHALOM! 513 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,961 ♪ WE ARE THE DARK AND THE LIGHT ♪ 514 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:50,252 ♪ WE ARE THE DARK AND THE LIGHT ♪ 515 00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:55,168 ♪ WE HAVE THE POWER OF TIME ♪ WE HAVE THE POWER OF TIME 516 00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,835 ♪ WE ARE THE SERPENTS INTERTWINED ♪ 517 00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,961 ♪ WE ARE THE SERPENTS INTERTWINED ♪ 518 00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:03,460 ♪ THE GALAXY WILL UNITE Charles: TURN UP THE HEAT. 519 00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:05,168 WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME DETHKONES. 520 00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:07,627 Nathan: ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ 521 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:12,585 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 522 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:17,919 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 523 00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:23,002 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 524 00:20:23,085 --> 00:20:27,919 ♪ IT'S ALL STARTING NOW ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 525 00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:32,919 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 526 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:38,002 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 527 00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:43,293 ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING 528 00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:49,293 ♪ IT'S ALL STARTING NOW