[ CROWD CHANTING "DETHKLOK!" ] THESE ARE YOU NEW, ENHANCED
HOVER DRUMS.
THEY'RE FASTER, LOUDER, AND YOU'VE A WIRELESS NAVIGATION
SYSTEM THAT'S GOOD UP TO 2,000 MILES WITHIN CONCERT RADIUS.
YOU'RE EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS STAGE MONITORS.
Pickles: WHERE IS THE -- THE THROTTLE IS BETWEEN YOUR
DOUBLE KICKS AND HIGH-HAT PEDAL. ITS ALL VERY RUDIMENTARY.
ANY QUESTIONS?
Pickles: UM, HOW DO I -- [ ALARM BLARES ]
OOH, YOU'RE ON NOW!
Pickles: OKAY! LET'S DO THIS!
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Nathan: ♪ ONE TOUCH...
CONTAGIOUS ♪ ♪ PUT AWAY AT THE PUNCH OF A
BASS ♪ [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ TAKE THE POWER AND TRADE IT AWAY... ♪
Pickles: WHOA!
Charles: HOVER DRUMS MALFUNCTION.
DISPATCH 3522 AND 7611 TECH TEAMS NOW!
Nathan: ♪ I WILL TAKE MYSELF OUT OF THIS COFFIN ♪
♪ I WILL TAKE MYSELF OUT OF THIS LIFE ♪
Charles: WHERE IS HE NOW?
HE'S OVER THE OCEAN, SIRE.
Nathan: ♪ I WILL PAY MY... Charles: HE'S TOTALLY OUT OF
CONTROL.
WE'VE GOT TO LAND HIM NOW!
Nathan: ♪ I WILL DRINK THE LIQUID, AND I WILL BE REBORN ♪
AAH!
Nathan: ♪ REBORN ♪ REBORN
♪ I'M ALIVE
GET THOSE PLANES OUT OF HERE NOW!
Pickles: WH-O-O-O-OA!
Charles: PICKLES, WE JUST GOT YOUR TOXICOLOGY REPORT BACK, AND
IT SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE 100% ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM.
YOU CAUSED BILLIONS IN DAMAGE, AND THE AUTHORITIES WANT TO MAKE
AN EXAMPLE OF YOU.
Nathan: YEAH.
TO AVOID ANY PROBLEMS, WE MADE THE DECISION TO SEND YOU TO
REHAB.
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING...
FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪
♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION Pickles: REHAB?
Charles: PICKLES, WE HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO DISCUSS REGARDING
YOUR MOVE TO REHAB, BUT, UH, YOUR BROTHER, SETH, HAS BEEN
CALLING A LOT.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THIS MESSAGE BEFORE WE GET INTO IT.
HERE WE GO.
PICKLES, IT'S ME -- YOUR BROTHER, SETH.
[ SCOFFS ] BOY, DID YOU REALLY FUCK UP
OUT THERE, HUH?
ANYWAY, I'M HERE RUNNING DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA, AND I NEED
TO, UH FUCKING BORROW $5 MILLION -- YOU KNOW, GOT INTO
SOME TROUBLE.
ANYWAY, SO, GET BACK TO ME ON THAT.
AND, UH, YOU KNOW, TRY NOT TO FUCK UP SO MUCH.
YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER COULD HOLD YOUR ALCOHOL.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB HARDER, SO, UH FUCKIN' UH, BYE.
Pickles: I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN GIVE THAT
FUCKING ASSHOLE $5 MILLION.
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SHOW UP WHEN I'M AT MY ABSOLUTE WORST?
Nathan: HEY, PICKLES.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
Pickles: W-WHAT ARE YOU -- Nathan: BE COOL, ALL RIGHT?
Charles: UH, BUT BACK TO THIS REHAB BUSINESS, TO RECAP, IT'S
COSTING US A LOT, AND THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES WANT A SCAPEGOAT.
Nathan: SO WE OFFERED THEM YOU 'CAUSE YOU WERE DRINKING A
LOT.
Pickles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
IT WAS A TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION!
Nathan: DENIAL, HUH? DENIAL, RIGHT GUYS?
Murderface: DENIAL!
Skwisgaar: TEXTBOOKS CASE.
Nathan: RIGHT THERE -- IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
LOOK, PICKLES, TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR
BOOZE.
Murderface: CAN'T HANDLE YOUR BOOZE, PICKLES!
Skwisgaar: YOU AMS A LIGHTWEIGHTS.
Nathan: YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR BOOZE, AND WE CAN.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] FLYING HOVER DRUMS ALL ACROSS
MOZAMBIQUE -- WHO DOES THAT, REALLY?
Pickles: IT'S PART OF THE SHOW!
Nathan: UH-HUH. YEAH. EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Pickles: I HATE YOU ALL. I REALLY DO.
Nathan: TRY TO CALM DOWN, PICKLES!
THAT'S THE BOOZE TALKING!
Pickles: GUYS, SERIOUSLY.
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT BOOZE?
IT'S MY WHOLE LIFE.
Nathan: YOU COULD EAT AN APPLE.
YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT AN APPLE...
INSTEAD OF DRINKING.
Skwisgaar: YOU CANS TRY INSTEAD OF DOINGS DRUGS,
JACKINGS OFF WHILE YOUS CHOKES YOURSELFS WITH A LEATHER BELTS
AROUND YOUR THROATS, CLOSE TO THE POINTS OF DEATH.
Nathan: YEAH, THAT'S A NATURAL HIGH.
Murderface: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, CLEAN FUN.
I DO IT EVERY MORNING.
Charles: OKAY, GUYS.
I REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANT TO PROMOTE AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION,
OKAY? Murderface: GOD!
LIVE A LITTLE BIT, GRANDMA!
Charles: I'M TRYING -- IT'S AN EMBARRASSING DEATH.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COLOR IT DIFFERENTLY IN THE MEDIA.
Murderface: I THINK IT'S AN AWESOME DEATH.
Nathan: FUCKING BAD-ASS DEATH.
Toki: YEAH.
IT'S BETTER THAN BLOWING UP IN THE SPACE SHUTTLE.
Charles: LOOK, PICKLES, I-IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PACK YOUR
BAGS AND START LIVING SOBER.
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT HAS TO BE.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Pickles: ♪ THEY DID IT
♪ THEY DID IT ♪ THEY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT
♪ THEY THREW ME UNDER THE BUS ♪ THEY THINK THEY'RE SO PERFECT,
CAN HANDLE THEIR BOOZE ♪ ♪ WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
THEY CANNOT ♪ ♪ WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO GET RID
OF ME? ♪ ♪ I'M FUN AND TOTALLY COOL
♪ UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN TALKING BEHIND MY BACK ♪
♪ AND THEY KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT ♪
♪ WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO BETRA-A-A-A-YED ♪
♪ THOSE BASTARDS WANT ME OUT OF THE WA-A-A-A-Y ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ SEND ME AWAY SO I CAN GET
CLEAN ♪ ♪ I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY
REALLY MEAN ♪ ♪ LAUGH WHILE THEY PLUNGE ME
DEEPER ♪ ♪ SO THEY CAN FUCKING REPLACE
ME ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S COME
TO THIS ♪ ♪ I'M FILLED WITH ANGER
AND SO MUCH PISS ♪ ♪ I CALLED THEM FRIEND,
I CALLED THEM FAMILY ♪ ♪ NOW I THINK THAT THEY'RE
REPLACING ME-E-E-E-E ♪ ♪ REPLACE ME?
♪ DON'T REPLACE ME ♪ PLEASE, DON'T REPLACE ME
♪ I GOT TO GET CLEAN ♪ I GOT TO GET CLEAN
OH, GOD, I GOT TO GET CLEAN!
[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
♪ BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY'S
OVER ♪ ♪ GONNA HAVE ONE MORE FOR THE
ROAD ♪ ♪ FEEL LIKE I NEVER REALLY GOT
TO KNOW YOU ♪ NOT REALLY.
♪ IT GAVE ME SO MUCH, I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO LET GO ♪
♪ YOU GAVE ME COURAGE ♪ YOU GAVE ME CLASS
♪ YOU GAVE ME CONFIDENCE ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU
GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU.
OH, GOD!
OH, NO!
OH!
♪ IT'S THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪
♪ OOH, OOH Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE
SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH
Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪
♪ OOH, OOH Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE
SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH
Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪
Charles: NOW, AN UNFORTUNATE SCHEDULING CONFLICT HAS COME UP
AS A RESULT OF ALL OF THIS.
YOU HAVE A SHOW TO PERFORM, BUT PICKLES WILL BE IN REHAB.
Nathan: SO, WE CAN'T PLAY WITH A DRUMMER?
YOU KNOW, THAT'LL TAKE A LOT OF THE RHYTHMIC ELEMENT OUT OF THE
SONGS, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK?
Charles: WELL, I THINK I'VE FIGURED SOMETHING OUT.
YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH PICKLES, BUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH A MACHINE.
YOU CAN PLAY WITH A DRUM MACHINE.
[ DRUM MACHINE PLAYS ]
Toki: WHOA! LOOKS AT THATS!
Nathan: WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING COOL.
Murderface: OH, MY GOSH! THAT'S BAD-ASS!
Charles: UH, GOOD, THEN.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO WATCH THIS INSTRUCTIONAL
VIDEO IN ORDER TO OPERATE IT. HEY, PALS!
IT'S ME, FACEBONES!
Nathan: HEY, LOOK. FACEBONES.
AND LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR NEWEST ROBOT PAL AND
BAND MEMBER, X2P1158!
HE'S THE COOLEST HIGH-TECH DRUM MACHINE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND AND
CAN PLAY ANY STYLE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LATIN, SOUL,
R&B, ROCK, ADULT CONTEMPORARY, FUSION, LATIN FUSION, AND DILDO
FUSION, TOO!
AND HE CAN OUTPERFORM ANY DRUMMER AND IS CAPABLE OF
PERFORMING UP TO 200 POLYRHYTHMS AT ONCE.
HE CAN ALSO PERFORM THE DEADLY HEXI-KICKS.
CHECK IT OUT!
[ RAPID DRUM BEATS PLAY ] WOW!
AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY CAN HANDLE THEIR ALCOHOL -- NOT LIKE
SOME DRUMMERS.
Nathan: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PERFECT DRUMMER.
Skwisgaar: IF WE COULD ONLY FINDS ONE THAT PLAYS RHYTHM
GUITARS, TOOS.
Toki: THATS WOULD BE COOLS.
ANOTHER ROBOTS PALS.
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
WARNING!
THE X2P1158 IS EQUIPPED WITH A 10,000 MEGATON SELF-DETONATION
DEVICE AND, IN RARE CASES, CAN BECOME SELF-AWARE AND CAUSE
DANGEROUS HARM TO HUMANS!
IF THAT'S THE CASE, CONTACT THE MANUFACTURER.
NOT OUR PROBLEM!
BUT THAT PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN ANYHO-O-O!
THANKS FOR WATCHING AND ENJOY PLAYING WITH THE X2P1158!
I'M FACEBONES!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOODBYE!
Nathan: HEY, PICKLES ISN'T GONNA CARE THAT HE'S BEING
REPLACED, IS HE?
Skwisgaar: NAH, HE'LL BE FINES.
HE AMS PROBABLY BEEN SETTLINGS IN REAL NICELYS AND ADJUSTINGS
IN REHABS.
Murderface: YEAH, PROBABLY LIVING LIKE A FUCKING KING!
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Pickles: ♪ OH, I HATE REHAB
SO DAMN MUCH ♪ ♪ I CAN'T GET OUT
♪ THEY DRAG ME BACK, I KICK AND
FIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M SPITTING ON THINGS,
I'M STARTING FIGHTS ♪ ♪ LACK OF BOOZE IS KILLING ME
♪ I NEED A DRINK, GIVE ME A DRINK ♪
♪ OH, REHAB SUCKS, I WANT TO RUN AWAY ♪
♪ BUT THOSE DOCTORS ARE MAKING ME STAY, AND THEY SAY ♪
♪ GOT SEVERAL STEPS YOU NEED TO COMPLETE ♪
♪ SO YOU CAN GET CLEAN, GET BACK ON YOUR FEET ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED THIS, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALL STUPID IDIOTS ♪ YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL
♪ SHOCK 'EM NOW [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
♪ THERE IS NO ESCAPE ♪ SAME GOES FOR ALL OF YOU UNTIL
I LET YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪ ♪ NOW, YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS,
THAT'S THE TRUTH ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NARCISSISTIC PARASITES,
BUT WE CAN SAVE YOU ♪ ♪ BUT YOU GOT TO TELL US WHY
♪ OH, THE REASONS YOU GOT HIGH ♪
♪ THE REASON THAT YOU USED ♪ THE CAUSE FOR YOUR ABUSE
♪ IF WE COULD FIND A WAY ♪ WE COULD TREAT YOU AND SAY
♪ OH, THE ACTION THAT WE'LL TAKE ♪
♪ OOH, THE WAY THAT YOU'LL BE SAVED ♪
♪ WHY DID YOU DRINK? Pickles: ♪ I DRINK BECAUSE
IT'S COOL ♪ ♪ OH, WHY DID YOU DRINK?
Pickles: ♪ I DRINK BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD ♪
♪ WHY DID YOU ABUSE? Pickles: ♪ I REALLY LIKE THE
FLAVOR ♪ ♪ THAT ANSWER JUST WON'T DO
Pickles: ♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO ♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO
♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO-O-O-O-O ♪ IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I
NEED TO HEAR ♪ ♪ YOU'LL NEVER GET CLEAN,
YOU'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN FEAR ♪ ♪ YOU'LL NEVER GO HOME, YOU'LL
BE REPLACED IN YOUR BAND ♪ ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Pickles: ♪ YES, I UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ WHEN I WAS A BOY, I WAS TRAUMATIZED ♪
♪ I WAS 6 YEARS OLD, AND MY BROTHER LIED ♪
♪ HE BURNED DOWN THE GARAGE, AND HE BLAMED IT ON ME ♪
♪ AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A DRINK ♪
♪ I DRANK, I DRANK ♪ I DRANK IT ALL AWAY
♪ IT'S MY BROTHER'S FAULT ♪ IT'S MY BROTHER'S FAULT
♪ THAT'S THE REASON THAT I DRI-I-I-NK! ♪
♪ YOU MUST FORGIVE YOUR BROTHER ♪
Pickles: NO WAY.
Nathan: [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ SCREAMS ] [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ ALL RIGHT! Toki: WHOO-WHEE!
Murderface: YEAH!
Toki: OH, THAT'S BAD-ASS!
Nathan: THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST REHEARSAL WE'VE EVER HAD.
THIS DRUM MACHINE CAN FUCKING PLAY.
Skwisgaar: YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU MAKES US PLAYS BETTER, YOU
KNOW THAT?
Nathan: CHECK IT OUT.
HE EVEN DISPENSES BEER.
MAN, WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KICK ASS IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA.
THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] Charles: GUYS, I KNOW YOU'RE,
UH, REHEARSING AND, UH, HAVING FUN AND PALLING AROUND, BUT I
HAVE SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO REINTRODUCE YOU TO -- THE
FRESHLY SOBER AND REHABILITATED PICKLES.
Pickles: HELLO, FRIENDS.
I'M BACK AND READY TO REJOIN AND PLAY AND -- WHAT THE HELL IS
THAT THING?!
Nathan: OH, NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST THE DRUM MACHINE.
OH, YEAH, BY THE WAY, YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED.
SHIT. I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN A
REALLY LONG TIME, AND I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB,
AND THAT IS A FUCKING THREAT.
THAT IS RIGHT -- THAT IS A THREAT!
HEY, GUYS! HOW'S IT GOING?
OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M -- HEY, I'M SOBER!
IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.
Murderface: YEAH, PICKLES JUST AIN'T COOL NOW THAT HE'S
SOBER, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, HE'S JUST NOT COOL.
Nathan: JUST FUCKING FEELS WEIRD DRINKING AROUND HIM.
Skwisgaar: YEAH, I AMS FEELINGS LIKE HE AMS JUDGING US.
LOOK AT HIM NOWS.
Pickles: OH.
[ MUMBLING ] Nathan: YEAH, LOOK AT HIM
FUCKING LOOKING DOWN HIS NOSE AT US.
FUCK! FUCKING DRUM MACHINE DOESN'T JUDGE US WHEN WE DRINK.
Toki: DRUMS MACHINES AMS NEUTRALS LIKES FUCKING GERMANYS.
Nathan: HE JUST FUCKING KICKS ASS, AND HE DRINKS WITH US!
MY GOD, HE IS A BAD-ASS!
HE IS MY COOL ROBOT FRIEND!
Pickles: UH, HEY, GUYS.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT SHOULDN'T WE, YOU KNOW,
PRACTICE?
I MEAN, WE GOT THAT GIG COMING UP IN AUSTRALIA.
I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE JUST -- [ ALL GROAN ]
Murderface: UH, YOU SHOULD JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH
CHARLES.
Toki: UH, YEAHS.
MAYBES YOUS BETTER JUST TALKS TO CHARLES.
Pickles: OH. OH, OKAY.
N-NO PROBLEM.
IS THAT BEER PRETTY GOOD?
IS IT TASTING ALL RIGHT?
Nathan: SEE WHAT I MEAN?
JUDGING US.
Charles: PICKLES, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE
LAST OF YOUR 12 STEPS -- FORGIVENESS.
Pickles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I AM SOBER!
Charles: WELL, PICKLES, YOU STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOUR
BROTHER, SETH.
Pickles: BUT I'VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE!
JUST LET ME -- WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?!
I HATE HIM!
Charles: IF YOU REALLY WANT BACK IN, GO TO AUSTRALIA,
FORGIVE YOUR BROTHER, AND THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE GIG THAT WE
HAVE SCHEDULED THERE, PICKLES.
Pickles: THAT IS SO STUPID!
THAT IS SO STUPID!
WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THIS?!
Charles: IT WAS THE, UH, BAND'S IDEA.
Pickles: THOSE FUCKING DILDOS!
THOSE FUCKING... ARE YOU DRINKING SCOTCH RIGHT
NOW?
Charles: UH, BRANDY.
OH, THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP, DOES IT?
I'M SORRY.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Pickles: ♪ I THINK THAT
THEY'RE ONTO ME ♪ ♪ NO, I'M NOT DRINKING,
BUT I'M STILL NOT REALLY CLEAN ♪ ♪ UNTIL I FINISH MY LAST STEP
♪ OF FORGIVING MY BROTHER, I'M STILL DEAD TO THEM ♪
♪ I SEE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT ME ♪
♪ THEY THINK I'M NOT AS GOOD AS THAT DRUM MACHINE ♪
♪ AS LONG AS THAT DUMB MACHINE IS HERE ♪
♪ I WON'T BE IN ♪ TO ME, THAT'S CLEAR
♪ SO NOW I AM FORCED TO GO AND FORGIVE MY STUPID BROTHER ♪
♪ IN AUSTRALIA ♪ AND IF HE ACCEPTS, THEN I CAN
REJOIN MY BAND ♪ ♪ AND PLAY THAT GIG WE HAVE
SCHEDULED THERE ♪ ♪ AND THE ROBOT WILL BE OUT
♪ BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WON'T GO LIGHTLY ♪
♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ DANGER
♪ DANGER
♪ I SMELL DANGER
♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ I SMELL DANGER
♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT
♪ ELIMINATE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT
♪ ELIMINATE DANGER
♪ ELIMINATE THREAT ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER
[ Robotic voice ] WOW...
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CROWD!
♪ I AM MACHINE ♪ I AM ALIVE
♪ I AM A GOD ♪ I'M MACHINE
Toki: OH, NOs!
THE FAMES HAS GOTTENS TO HIM!
VOMIT.
Pickles: LOOK, SETH.
[ SIGHS ]
I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS OF YOU BECAUSE, I
GUESS, I BLAME YOU FOR ME DOING DRUGS AND ALL THAT CRAP.
JUST WILL YOU ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS, PLEASE?
YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT YOUR FORGIVENESS?
[ SCOFFS ] WELL, I FUCKING NEED $5 MILLION.
Pickles: YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY YOU FIVE FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS
JUST SO I CAN FUCKING GET BACK IN MY BAND?!
I'M GONNA PAY YOU, AREN'T I?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
Nathan: GUYS, THAT WAS PICKLES. HE FINISHED HIS LAST STEP.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S BACK IN THE BAND.
Toki: SO WE GONNA HAVES TO KICKS OUT DRUMS MACHINE, HUH?
Murderface: BETWEEN YOU AND ME, DRUM MACHINE HAS TURNED INTO
AN ASSHOLE ANYWAY.
I MEAN, HE'S FUCKING OUR GROUPIES.
WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH A MACHINE!
I MEAN, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE -- NO ONE CAN FUCK LIKE
A MACHINE!
Nathan: YEAH.
HE'S BEEN KIND OF ACTING WEIRD LATELY.
I HOPE HE TAKES THE NEWS WELL.
Skwisgaar: YEAH, WE'LL JUST TELLS HIM USINGS VERY GENTLES
LANGUAGE THAT HE AMS NO LONGERS A PARTS OF OUR BANDS.
I'M SURE HE'LL TOTALLYS UNDERSTANDS.
Nathan: YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.
I'M TOTALLY CONVINCED OF IT, TOO.
Skwisgaar: YEAH, ME, TOO.
Nathan: I'M TOTALLY CONVINCED OF IT.
Pickles: GUYS! I'M BACK!
GUYS? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
YOU.
Pickles: WHERE'S DETHKLOK?
WHERE ARE THEY?
IF I CAN'T BE IN THE BAND, NO ONE WILL.
I'M GOING TO KILL THEM.
Skwisgaar: HELPS US!
Nathan: HELP!
INITIATE SELF-DETONATION DEVICE COUNTDOWN SEQUENCE,
STARTING NOW.
Pickles: OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD, HE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL THEM!
HE'S GONNA FUCKING -- I'M LOCKED IN HERE!
I'M LOCKED IN HERE!
I GOT TO SAVE THEM.
OH! OH! OH.
OH.
THE BACKSTAGE RIDER.
FUCKING DRINK THAT FUCKING DRINK IT! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
YOU GOT TO SAVE THE BAND!
DON'T DRINK!
YOU'VE BEEN DOING SO GOOD!
[ Chanting ] GET DRUNK!
[ Chanting ] DON'T DO IT!
Pickles: FUCK IT.
I'M GONNA DO BOTH.
I'M GONNA GET DRUNK AND SAVE THE BAND.
I AM BACK, MOTHER FUCKER!
Charles: PICKLES, YOU'RE BACK.
THE BAND IS MISSING, AND THE DRUM MACHINE IS PLANNING ON BLOWING THEM UP.
Pickles: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
Charles: UH, YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?
Pickles: FUCK YEAH, I HAVE!
TONIGHT, I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE GARAGE.
Charles: PICKLES, NO!
[ ENGINE REVS ] [ BEEPING ]
Nathan: HELP US!
IT'S SO GAY TO ASK FOR HELP, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.
HELP!
Skwisgaar: HELPS US!
[ ALARM BLARES ]
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
Nathan: YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.
Toki: AND YOU PLAYEDS THE SHOW TOTALLY HAMMEREDS!
Skwisgaar: AND DIDN'T MISS A NOTES.
Pickles: [ Slurring ] GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANY OF THIS WITHOUT BOOZE.
CHECK IT OUT.
FUCKING HUNK.
THERE'S MY DINNER.
I HAD CHICKEN.
I HAD CHICKEN BURRITOS.
BURRITO.
Murderface: IT'S REAL GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, PICKLES.
AND F.Y.I., UH...
YOU PUKED ON MY COCK.