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TODAY'S CASE IS BEING CALLED
THE MUSIC TRIAL OF THE DECADE --
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DETHKLOK vs. DETHKLOK -- AND
IT'S MADE ITS WAY HERE TO THE
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SUPREME COURT.
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE AND
TOKI WARTOOTH HAVE TAKEN
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EXPLOSION, PICKLES, AND
SKWIGELF
TO WAR OVER SONGWRITING
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RESIDUALS, THE BACK-END
PROFITS
ON ALL THEIR RECORDS.
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YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENTS MAKE
UP 2/5 OF THE HIGHEST-SELLING
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DEATH-METAL BAND OF ALL TIME,
YET THEY ARE BEING TREATED LIKE
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SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.
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[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]
Murderface: GOOD PEOPLE OF
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THE COURT, WE BELIEVE WE NEED TO
BE TREATED FAIRLY AND TO HAVE AN
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EQUAL FIVE-WAY SPLIT ON ALL
SONGWRITING RESIDUALS.
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Toki: HEY, WHATS AMS
RESIDISUALS?
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[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]
Murderface: AH, TOKI...
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WE'RE AT THE SUPREME COURT AND
YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT NOW?
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LOOK, THEY'RE JUST THE LITTLE
THINGS THAT MEAN YOU GET PAID
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LOTS OF MONEY FOR WRITING SONGS
LIKE THOSE GUYS.
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Toki: BUTS WE DON'T EVEN
WRITE SONGS.
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HOW CANS WE GETS RESKIPSUALS?
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Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP!
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WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THEIR
SIDE?!
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WE'RE SUING THEM!
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[ GAVEL BANGS ]
UH, YOUR HONORS, PLEASE STRIKE
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MY STUPID, IDIOT BANDMATE'S
COMMENTS FROM THE RECORD.
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HE'S A NORWEGIAN, AND HE
DOESN'T
HAVE A GREAT COMMAND ON THE
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LANGUAGE.
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Toki: HEY, MURDERFACE, WE'RE
NOTS GONNA WINS.
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
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WHY AMS WE ASKINGS FOR
REQUIPICLES WHEN WE AIN'T
SONGS
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WRITERS?
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Nathan: PEOPLE OF THE COURT,
THESE GUYS ARE TOTAL DILDOS.
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THIS IS A WASTE OF COURT TIME!
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[ GAVEL BANGS ]
Charles: PERHAPS I CAN HELP
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US ALL TO PUT AN END TO THIS.
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MR. MURDERFACE AND MR. WARTOOTH
DO NOT CONTRIBUTE ON A WRITING
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LEVEL, SO THEY DO NOT RECEIVE A
WRITERS CREDIT, RESIDUALS,
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ET CETERA.
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I'VE SUBMITTED ALL THE
CONTRACTS, SIGNED BY THEM, THAT
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SHOW THIS.
Murderface: THAT'S BULLSHIT!
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Charles: THEY DO, HOWEVER,
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GET A 2% BACK-END ON RECORD
SALES, AND I DON'T HAVE TO
TELL
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YOU FOLKS THAT, IN THIS
BUSINESS, WITH THIS BAND,
THAT'S
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A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY AT THE
END
OF THE FISCAL YEAR.
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THEY'RE MULTI-BILLIONAIRES.
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[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]
CASE CLOSED.
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Nathan: PICTURE TIME.
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FUCK YOU.
YOU TWO OVER THERE.
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YOU BACK THERE.
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HEY, JIM --FUCK YOU, TOO.
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Murderface: THIS ISN'T FAIR!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
Murderface: NO HARD FEELINGS
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ABOUT THE LAWSUIT, RIGHT, GUYS?
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Charles: AND NO HARD FEELINGS
TO EITHER OF YOU TWO.
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SORRY ABOUT ASSASSINATING YOUR
CHARACTERS EARLIER, TOKI,
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MURDERFACE.
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YOU UNDERSTAND --
Murderface: WHATEVER!
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Toki: NO PROBLEMS.
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Charles: WELL, WE STILL HAVE
TO WORK TOGETHER.
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Nathan: [ GRUNTING ]
Murderface: WHAT'S THAT,
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NATHAN?
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I HEAR YOU GRUNTING.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT'S
ON
YOUR MIND?
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Nathan: YOU JUST SUED US!
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A RIDE
HOME IN A FUCKING DIFFERENT CAR?
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Murderface: WHY SHOULD I?
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I MEAN, COME ON -- WE'RE ALL
GOING TO THE SAME PLACE.
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WHATS WRONG WITH CARPOOLING?
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Nathan: I JUST DON'T WANT TO
BE AROUND YOU.
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I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
FUCKING
SUE ME FOR BREATHING TOO LOUD
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OR SOMETHING.
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Murderface: WELL, I WOULD IF
I COULD COLLECT, BUT IT'S PRETTY
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CLEAR HOW THINGS ARE!
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[ ALL SIGH ]
NEW CALLER --
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ROY CORNICKLESON, HEAD OF
CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN RECORDS.
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HEY, HEY, BOYS!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL TOGETHER
AGAIN!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY BURIED
THE HATCHET.
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I'M CALLING AGAIN NOW THAT ALL
THIS BUSINESS IS OVER TO REMIND
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YOU OF THE NEW DEADLINES FOR
YOUR SONG DEMOS.
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Charles: ROY, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY.
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BUT MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT --
I'M GONNA NEED IT BY THE
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17th, NO LATER.
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GOODBYE.
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Nathan: 17th IS GONNA BE
TOUGH.
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Pickles: YEAH, WE GOT THAT
WINERY OPENING TO GO TO.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, THE ONES IN
FRANCE.
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Nathan: Shh!
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Toki: WHATS? GOs TO FRANCE?
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Nathan: NOTHING.
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Toki: HOW COMES ME AND
MURDERFACE AIN'Ts INVITEDS TO
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FRANCE?
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Skwisgaar: IT'S A LITTLE OUT
OF YOUR PRICE RANGE, OKAY?
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SO WE DIDN'T WANTS TO TALKS TO
YOU ABOUT IT.
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Murderface: OH, THAT IS SO
FUCKED UP.
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WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO FRANCE!
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Pickles: WHY?
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SO YOU CAN GO AND COMPLAIN ABOUT
PRICES AND GUILT US INTO PAYING
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FOR EVERYTHING?
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Murderface: YEAH, THAT WORKS
FOR ME.
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Nathan: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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PULL THE CAR OVER!
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MURDERFACE, GET OUT.
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YOU'RE WALKING.
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[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Murderface: HOW DO YOU LIKE
THAT?
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LEFT OUT IN THE COLD.
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♪ EVERYONE'S MAD AT MURDERFACE
♪ EVERYONE'S BEING MEAN TO ME
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♪ NOBODY GIVES ME RESIDUALS
♪FUCKIN' DICK INDIVIDUALS
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♪ FUCKING THOSE DICKS
♪ WHY CAN'T THEY SEE
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♪ I'M THE FUCKIN' FOUNDATION OF
THIS FIVE PIECE? ♪
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♪ I LAY DOWN THE SOUL
♪ I LAY DOWN THE HEART
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♪ BUT THEY TO FUCKING TEAR
ME APART ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU SEE THAT
NOTHING IN
THIS WORLD'S WORTH
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WORKING FOR ♪
♪ IF IT DON'T COME EASY, THEN
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IT'S DUMB AND FUCKIN' BORING ♪
♪ YOU BETTER SERVE IT UP ON A
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SILVER FUCKIN' PLATTER ♪
♪ I AIN'T BREAKING A SWEAT
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'CAUSE IT DON'T REALLY MATTER
♪
♪ NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
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SHOULDN'T NOT BE EASY ♪
♪ IF IT MEANS MY COMFORT'S
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CHALLENGED ♪
♪ IT WILL MAKE ME QUEASY
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♪ NO, I AIN'T GONNA DO STUFF
♪ GIVE A BRO A BREAK
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♪ WHY IS STUFF SO HARD?
♪ WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING BE
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EASY? ♪
WHY CAN'T IT BE EASY, MAN?
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MAN, EVEN -- EVEN SINGING THIS
SONG IS HARD.
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THEY GOT TO MAKE EVERYTHING
HARD!
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I SHOULD HIRE SOMEONE TO SING
THIS SONG.
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THAT WOULD BE EASY.
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THEN I'D HAVE TO TELL THEM HOW
TO SING IT.
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AND THEN I'D HAVE TO PAY HIM.
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WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE MONEY?
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SEE?
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EVERYTHING LEADS INTO
EVERYTHING
ELSE, AND IT MAKES IT SO
HARD,
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MAN.
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THAT'S WHY PEOPLE KILL
THEMSELVES.
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[ GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Skwisgaar: OKAY, SO RIFF IS
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SOMETHINGS LIKE THAT'S, YOU
KNOW?
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Nathan: OH, YEAH, SURE.
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AND I'LL DRUM UP SOME NONSENSE
WORDS TO TIDE THE LABEL OVER,
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AND WE CAN ACT ALL OFFENDED AND
SHIT WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW
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WHAT WE'RE SAYING. COOL?
Pickles: YEAH, COOL.
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THAT ALWAYS BUYS US SOME TIME.
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Murderface: WE GOT TO GET
SOME SONGS IN THIS RECORD, TOKI.
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Toki: WELL, I DON'Ts GOTS
NOTHINGS!
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Murderface: WELL, NEITHER
DO I!
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CHECK IT OUT.
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I DID SOME RESEARCH.
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AND IT SAYS HERE, IF WE'RE IN
THE ROOM WHILE THE SONGS ARE
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BEING CREATED AND WE CHIME IN
ENOUGH AND CONFUSE THEM, WE CAN
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GET A BIGGER SHARE OF THE
PUBLISHING.
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Toki: SO WHATS DO WE DOs?
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Murderface: WE TALK A LOT AND
CONFUSE THEM, YOU IDIOT!
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Toki: OH FUCKS YOU.
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Skwisgaar: SO, I PLANS ON
DOING THIS RIFF FOR A COUPLE OF
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BARS, YOU KNOW, AND, UH --
Pickles: YEAH, AND I'M JUST
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BLASTING THROUGH THAT.
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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Skwisgaar: OKAYS, SO I'M
PLAYING THIS FOR A LITTLE
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WHILES, AND I CHANGE --
Murderface: ...I CHANGE...
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Both: I CHANGE THE RIFF...
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DOWN TO LIKE A HALF TIME...
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LIKE A HALF-TIME PART THAT I
COMES UP WITHS, YOU KNOW...
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THERE'S SOMETHINGS IN A
DIFFERENT KEY...
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UH...
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Together: THENS THAT'S WHERE
THAT CONCLUDES THAT PARTS....
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OF THE SECTIONS.
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Skwisgaar: OKAY.
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Murderface: YOU ALL GUYS
CATCH THAT?
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ME AND TOKI AND SKWISGAAR JUST
WROTE THAT THING.
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KNUBBLER?
YOU WANNA WRITE THAT DOWN?
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SORRY, PICKLES, NATHAN.
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YEAH, WE GOT IT!
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Dick: UH, OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE
DOWN?
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Murderface: THAT! THAT THING
WE JUST CAME UP WITH -- ME,
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TOKI --
UH, NOTARIZE IT, WHATEVER!
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FUCKING COLLABORATION.
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Dick: OKAY, I'M WRITING DOWN
THAT YOU REPEATED EVERYTHING
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THAT SKWISGAAR SAID AFTER HE
SAID IT.
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Toki: OOH, AND MEs TOOS!
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I REPEATS EVERYTHINGS ALSO!
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Dick: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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THEN TOKI REPEATS EVERYTHING
AFTERWARDS, TOO.
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OKAY?
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Toki: THANKS YOUS!
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Murderface: NO, NO!
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WE WERE ALL COLLABORATING ON
THAT PART TOGETHER!
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Nathan: NO!
THAT WASN'T COLLABORATION.
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THAT WAS REPETITION.
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YOU REPEATED EVERYTHING HE WAS
SAYING.
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WE'RE NOT FUCKING IDIOTS, OKAY?
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Murderface: FUCKING FINE!
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THEN I'M WRITING MY OWN BASS
PART!
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NO FUCKING HELP FROM YOU GUYS!
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GOT IT?
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SOLO CREDIT!
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[ STRUMS BASS GUITAR ]
UH, SHOW ME THAT AGAIN?
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Skwisgaar: [ SCOFFS ]
IT'S JUST RIDINGS ON THE LOW E.
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IT'S LIKES A GALLOPS.
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WE DOES IT IN EVERY SINGLE
SONGS.
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Murderface: I CAN'T SEE WHAT
YOU'RE DOING!
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Skwisgaar: I SHOWS YOU HOW TO
DOES IT.
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Murderface: NO, YOU DON'T.
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I'M DOING IT -- ME.
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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SEE, I'M GONNA NAIL THIS SHITA
YOU FUCKING WILL SEE WHAT I
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BRING TO THE TABLE.
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MY LORDS, YOUR FOOD HAS
ARRIVED.
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Murderface: OH, WHAT IS THAT?
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[ SNIFFING ]
IS THAT -- IS THAT OLIVES?
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IS THAT THE OLIVE TOPPING ON
SOME PITA BREAD?
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THAT'S GOOD STUFF, MAN.
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Dick: MURDERFACE, CAN WE JUST
GET THIS DOWN?!
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IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS, BABY!
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Murderface: I GOT IT, MAN!
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JUST PRESS RECORD!
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Dick: ALL RIGHT, HERE IT
COMES.
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[ BASS GUITAR STRUMS ]
Murderface: THERE, DID IT.
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ONE-TAKE WILLIE.
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[ BASS GUITAR PLAYS SOUR NOTE ]
I'M GETTING SOME OF THAT PITA...
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Nathan: SOUNDED LIKE SHIT
Pickles: YEAH, SOUNDED
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FUCKING AWFUL.
Murderface: I CAN HEAR YOU!
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IT'S FINE!
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FUCKING FIX IT IN PRO TOOLS!
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Dick: UH, I DON'T KNOW,
THERE, WILLY.
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IT'S UH...
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Murderface: I-I'M SORRY.
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A-ARE YOU BEING INSUBORDINATE?
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DO YOU WANT TO TELL CHARLES
THAT
YOU'RE INSUBORDINATE?!
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'CAUSE I FUCKING WILL!
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FUCKING TRY ME.
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TRY ME.
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FIX IT.
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I'M TAKING FIVE.
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I'M FUCKIN STARVING OVER HERE.
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Dick: OH, THIS IS GONNA --
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT,
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BABY!
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[ RHYTHMIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
OKAY -- [ SIGHS ]
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HERE'S WHAT I GOT.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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[ OFF-TEMPO BASS GUITAR PLAYS ]
THAT'S ALL THAT I COULD DO.
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THAT'S ALL I COULD DO,
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I MEAN, I'M NOT A MIRACLE
WORKER.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, MURDERFACE?
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Murderface: [ SNORING ]
Skwisgaar: I'LL JUST REDOES
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IT MYSELF.
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I'LL JUST NOT SLEEPS FOR A FEW
DAYS, AS USUALS.
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Nathan: YEAH, YEAH.
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BUT, FIRST, LETS EAT, OKAY?
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Charles: GUYS, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE WORKING REAL HARD.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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YOUR DETHJET TO FRANCE IS NOW
PRE-BOARDING.
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Nathan: THESE FUCKING GUYS.
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IT TAKES TWICE AS LONG TO
RECORD
WITH THEM IN THE FUCKING ROOM.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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Skwisgaar: WELL, WE GOTS TO
SATISFY THEIRS EGOS JUST SO WE
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CAN UNDOES EVERYTHINGS AND
TRICKS THEM INTO THINKINGS THEY
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PLAYS ON THE RECORDS.
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Pickles: ALL THAT FUCKING
WORK JUST SO THEY CAN TURN
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AROUND AND FUCKING SUE US.
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Nathan: AT LEAST WE CAN JUST
ENJOY SOME WINE IN FRANCE, YOU
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KNOW?
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Toki: WELLS, HOW I'Ms
SUPPOSED TO KNOW ITS COST A
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150 BUCKS JUST TO GETS IN?!
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NOBODYS TELLS ME THAT!
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Pickles: I FUCKING KNEW IT.
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YOU FLY ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING
FRANCE JUST TO NOT GO TO A
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FUCKING WINE-TASTING BECAUSE
YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CHEAP!
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Murderface: WELL, I CAN'T
RATIONALIZE SPENDING THAT KIND
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OF MONEY -- NOT NOW, NOT WITH
THE WAY THE ECONOMY IS.
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WE'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
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Pickles: SO WAIT.
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SO BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST GONNA
SIT HERE AND WAIT OUTSIDE THE
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ENTIRE TIME?
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Murderface: WELL, WHAT ELSE
ARE WE GONNA DO?
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GO AHEAD, GO IN.
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HAVE FUN.
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WE'LL BE OUT HERE...
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NOT HAVING ANY FUN...
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STANDING.
Pickles: UGH!
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FINE, COME ON, COME ON.
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I'M PAYING FOR YOU.
Nathan: PICKLES, NO, DON'T.
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Pickles: JUST COME ON.
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Toki: OH, THANKS, PICKLE!
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Murderface: HEY, BUDDY, ARE
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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Pickles: DON'T TALK TO ME.
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JUST GO INSIDE.
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Murderface: I JUST WANT TO
MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY.
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YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU,
RIGHT?
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Pickles: GO INSIDE.
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Murderface: ARE YOU SURE --
Pickles: GET INSIDE!
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
AAH!
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Murderface: CHECK THIS OUT!
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Toki: BLAH DAH, DO WAZZA DAH!
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Nathan: [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
Pickles: [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
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[ JET PASSING OVERHEAD ]
Murderface: [ SNORING ]
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Nathan: HEY.
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Murderface: OW! OW!
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Toki: HEY!
Nathan: WAKE UP FUCKERS.
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WAKE UP!
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PAY ATTENTION.
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NO, LOOK AT ME.
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LISTEN, WE CAN'T TAKE YOUR
BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
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WE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT.
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WE'VE GIVEN YOU A LOT OF
CHANCES, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'RE KICKING YOU OUT OF THE
BAND!
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Murderface: THEY CAN'T KICK
US OUT OF THE BAND, CAN THEY?
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Charles: WELL, YES, THEY CAN.
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IT'S A MAJORITY-RULE SITUATION.
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THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
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YOU'RE ON SUSPENSION -- A
MONTH-LONG SUSPENSION -- AND
IF,
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AT THE END OF THIS TERM,
EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY,
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WE'LL GO THROUGH WITH YOUR
DEPARTURE, DIVIDE UP THE ASSETS,
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ET CETERA.
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BUT FOR NOW, YOU WILL LIVE HERE,
BUT YOU GUYS ARE BOTH ON MUSICAL
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SUSPENSION.
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Murderface: YOU MEAN LIKE I'M
A FUCKING BAD-ASS COP WHO TOOK
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THINGS TOO FAR.
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Charles: SURE. WHATEVER.
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Murderface: AND NOW I GOT TO
TURN IN MY GUN AND MY BADGE?
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Charles: WELL, UH, YES,
ACTUALLY.
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Murderface: THAT'S KIND OF
COOL, MAN.
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Charles: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS,
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TURN IN YOUR
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INSTRUMENTS AND YOUR DETHKLOK
BADGE.
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Murderface: WELL, I DON'T
HAVE A FUCKING DETHKLOK BADGE.
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Charles: YOU WERE GIVEN ONE.
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Murderface: LOOK, IS THERE
ANY WAY WE CAN TURN THIS THING
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AROUND AND JUST KICK THEM OUT
OF
THE BAND AND SUE THEM OR
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SOMETHING?
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Charles: LOOK, GUYS, YOUR
PROBLEMS ARE MONEY-RELATED, AND
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YOU'RE BEING ACCUSED OF NOT
PULLING YOUR WEIGHT, AND THE
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OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS FOR YOU TO
FOCUS MORE ON CONTRIBUTING WHEN
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YOU'RE NEEDED.
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AND IF YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE
MONEY ON THE SIDE WHILE YOU'RE
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ON SUSPENSION, WELL, THERE MAY
BE A WAY TO DO THAT, TOO.
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Murderface: OH FUCK THAT
CONTRIBUTING MUMBO-JUMBO CR--
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WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY ABOUT
MAKING
MONEY ON THE SIDE?
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[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
Toki: THATS WAS
OUTSTANDINGS!
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YOUS HAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE AND
GREAT SONGS.
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I CAN'Ts BELIEVES YOUS GUYS AMS
UNSIGNED.
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IF I HADS A LABELS, I'D TOTALLY
SIGNS YOUS!
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Murderface: TOKI, I'VE GOT
IT!
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HOW DO WE MAKE MONEY?
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NOT DO ANY WORK AND REAP ALL
THE
PUBLISHING?
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WE'LL START OUR OWN RECORD
LABEL!
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU CAN NOW CALL YOUR PARENTS
AND SAFELY SAY THAT YOU ARE
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MURDERTOOTH RECORDING ARTISTS
GET THEE HENCE.
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Together: YEAH, BOY!
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WE GOT A RECORD CONTRACT!
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I'M-A BUY A OCTOPUS.
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00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:27,252
SO WHERE'S OUR ADVANCE, SON?
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Murderface: UH, I'M SORRY.
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00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,835
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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WHERE'S OUR FUCKING ADVANCE?
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YOU HEARD US?
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Murderface: OH, THE ADVANCE?
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OH, YOU MEAN ADVANCE MONEY!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE EVEN A
FUCKIN' LABEL?
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Toki: KINDS OF.
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Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP!
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WE'RE THE FUCKING REAL DEAL,
BROS!
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BUT, LOOK, I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE
GET A CONTRACT IN PLACE OR
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SOMETHING?
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YOU GUYS HEAR THAT FUCKING
BACKPEDALING BULLSHIT
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FUCKING SUITS
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Murderface: WHAT?
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NO, MAN, WE'RE NOT SUITS.
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WE'RE YOUR BROS!
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TOKI, GET MY CHECKBOOK.
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SO, WHAT -- LIKE $5,000?
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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
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A FUCKING HOOKER?
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Murderface: $15,000.
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00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:02,669
KEEP COMING.
Murderface: $30,000.
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UNH-UNH.
Murderface: $40,000?
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00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:05,460
PFFT!
Murderface: $50,000?
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$60,000?
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$70,000, $80,000, $90,000.
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$100,000.
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$110,000, $120,000, $130,000,
$140,000, $150,000, $160,000,
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$170,000, $180,000, $190,000,
$200,000, $210,000, $220,000,
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$230,000, $240,000, $250,000,
$260,000, $270,000, $280,000,
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$290,000, $300,000.
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$500,000, AND THAT IS MY FINAL
OFFER.
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$510,000.
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$520,000, $530,00, $540,000.
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00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,502
$600,000?
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00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,210
$700,000, $800,000, $900,000.
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$1 MILLION.
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00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,252
Toki: SO, BOYS, GOTS LOTS OF
WORKS TO DO.
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WE NEEDS TO RECORDS AN ALBUMS
AND PUTS IT ONs THE MARKET!
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Together: YEAH, BOY!
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Toki: WOWEE!
SO, YO, DRIVER!
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Murderface: DRIVER?
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00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,126
WHERE WE BE FUCKING STAYING?
399
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,210
WHERE ARE WE STAYING?
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00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,335
WE TIRED!
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00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,502
BETTER BE THE WALDORF ASTORIA
OR SOMETHING.
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00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:49,168
Toki: WHERE AMS THEY STAYING?
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00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,335
ANSWERS THEM.
404
00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:51,919
Murderface: UH, STAY WHERE
YOU ALWAYS STAY.
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00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,043
YOU GUYS GOT HOMES.
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00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:53,752
STAY THERE.
WE A SIGNED BAND!
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00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,126
YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING US UP!
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00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,543
I AIN'T GOT NO ELECTRICITY.
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00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:58,794
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT.
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00:13:58,877 --> 00:13:59,835
FUCKING LABELS.
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00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:00,961
SO LAME.
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00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,543
WE SHOULD'VE NOT SIGNED WITH
THESE FOOLS.
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00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:04,835
Murderface: WE'RE STARTING A
LABEL.
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00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:07,585
Toki: YEAH, ANDS THE FIRST
BANDS WE SIGNING IS THE HOTS
415
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NEW BAND GET THEE HENCE.
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00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,252
Nathan: GET THEE HENCE?
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00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:11,293
SHITTY NAME.
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00:14:11,377 --> 00:14:12,502
Pickles: SOUNDS LIKE
CHRISTIAN ROCK.
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GET THEE HENCE!
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00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:15,961
Skwisgaar: WOW, WHAT DOES THE
GUYS WITH THE DREADS DOES?
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I'M THE FUCKING DEEJAY,
BITCH.
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00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:20,585
YO, I'M THE SINGER/RAPPER.
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00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:21,919
I COULD DO BOTH, SON!
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00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,669
Nathan: RAP/ROCK BAND WITH A
DEEJAY?
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00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:25,043
All: YEEEAH!
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00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:27,627
THAT'S US MOTHERFUCKER.
Nathan: SOMEBODY TELL THIS
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00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,585
BAND WHAT YEAR IT IS.
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00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:29,627
Murderface: HA HA!
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00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:30,543
THEY'RE KIDDING.
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00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:31,961
HE JUST MEANS THE BUSINESS IS
TOUGH.
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00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,377
THAT'S ALL.
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00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,627
Nathan: I MEAN, I HAVEN'T
HEARD A NOTE FROM YOU GUYS, AND
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I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
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00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,627
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
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00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,252
AND HIM -- MURDERFACE IS A
FAILURE.
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00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,293
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.
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00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:43,752
YOU'RE IN HORRIBLE HANDS.
438
00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:46,627
Murderface: YEAH, WELL, UH,
SORRY, BUT DETHKLOK'S THE PAST!
439
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,210
MURDERTOOTH RECORDS IS THE
FUTURE.
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00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,669
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
441
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:54,335
WE'RE MOVING ON, AND LOOK AT YOU
ALL -- STILL WORKING ON THE SAME
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00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:57,335
OLD TIRED DETHKLOK SHIT
Toki: YEAH, DESPERATELYS
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00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,293
TRYINGS TO HOLDS ONSTO THEIR
DREAM!
444
00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:01,543
Nathan: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
Pickles: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
445
00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:02,961
GETTING ALL THE MONEY TO START
YOUR LABEL?
446
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,543
Murderface: NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS.
447
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:05,752
Nathan: ARE YOU USING YOUR
OWN MONEY?
448
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,126
Murderface: UH, WHA...
449
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,502
Pickles: YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
USING YOUR OWN MONEY, ARE YOU?
450
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:12,585
Murderface: AH, MAN, UH,
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M ON SUSPENSION
451
00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:14,543
OR I'D ANSWER THAT.
452
00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,919
HERE ARE YOUR SLEEPING
QUARTERS,
MY GOOD MEN.
453
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,377
NO NEED TO TIP.
454
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,210
EVERYTHING'S BEEN TAKEN CARE
OF,
COURTESY OF THE LABEL.
455
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:24,794
WHAT ARE WE, HIRED HELP?
456
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,710
FUCK THIS SHIT!
Murderface: GUYS, WHAT'S
457
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:27,460
WRONG?
WOULD YOU SLEEP HERE?
458
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:29,418
Murderface: NO.
459
00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:30,460
I HAVE MY OWN BEDROOM.
460
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:31,585
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
461
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,585
WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING BOUNCE,
MAN.
462
00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:35,919
I THOUGHT THIS LABEL WAS
SERIOUS.
463
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,377
Murderface: SO, I'M HAVING
SOME MATTRESSES BROUGHT UP, BUT
464
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,502
MAYBE TOKI COULD LET YOU STAY
IN
HIS ROOM, TOO?
465
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:41,627
NAH, THIS IS A'IGHT.
466
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,126
Murderface: HEY, GREAT.
467
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,460
UH, NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE A
LOT OF INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE
468
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,502
HISTORICAL ARTI--
[ SHATTERING ]
469
00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,335
[ SIGHS ]
Toki: OKAY, PALS!
470
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:51,335
GETS SOMES SLEEPS!
471
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,961
TOMORROWS WE WORKS ON THATS
RECORDS!
472
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:53,919
FUCK YEAH, MAN!
THAT GUY IS COOL.
473
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:55,752
THANKS FOR THE ROOM!
474
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,460
Murderface: IT'S MY ROOM,
ACTUALLY.
475
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:58,877
YO! ASSISTANT DUDE!
476
00:15:58,961 --> 00:15:59,877
Murderface: ME?
477
00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:01,002
YEAH, DILDO!
478
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,835
Murderface: I'M NOT THE
ASSISTANT.
479
00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,794
I'M THE LABEL HEAD --
WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER.
480
00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:07,752
SEND UP SOME FUCKING BOOZE RIGHT
FUCKING NOW.
481
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,085
Murderface: UH, GUYS, UH, WE
GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
482
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:13,835
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T PARTY TOO
HARD.
483
00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,669
I BOOKED AND RESERVED STUDIO
TIME, AND IT'S --
484
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:18,877
ALL I HEAR IS, "BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
485
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:23,293
GO...GET...US...SOME...BOOZE.
486
00:16:23,377 --> 00:16:24,543
YEAH, AND BLOW.
487
00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:25,669
Murderface: OKAY.
488
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,502
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
489
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,961
Pickles: DUDES, WE'RE BLOWING
THROUGH SONGS AT RECORD SPEEDS.
490
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:33,961
WE WROTE AND RECORDED 47 SONGS,
AND IT'S 2:15 P.M.!
491
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,585
SOMETHING LIKE THAT USUALLY
TAKES ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF!
492
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:39,126
Skwisgaar: MAYBE BECAUSE
THERE AMS NOBODYS CLOGGINGS UP
493
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,460
THE PROCESS.
494
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,043
Pickles: IT'S LIKE KICKING
MURDERFACE AND TOKI OUT OF THE
495
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:48,043
BAND MAY HAVE BEEN THE BEST
THING WE'VE EVER DONE.
496
00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:50,043
[ GROANS ]
Murderface: WHAT THE FUCK
497
00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:50,835
HAPPENED HERE?
Toki: WELL FUCKS DUDES.
498
00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:52,919
LEAVES US ALONE, MAN.
499
00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:54,627
WE WAS UPS ALL NIGHTS PARTYIN'!
500
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,543
Murderface: UH, TOKI, CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
501
00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:58,919
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
502
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,085
WE HAVE TO RECORD THESE GUYS!
503
00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,293
Toki: WHY?
504
00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:04,002
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Murderface: TOKI! THE LABEL!
505
00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,168
MURDERTOOTH RECORDS!
506
00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:06,585
Toki: OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
507
00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:07,877
Murderface: FOCUS!
508
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,502
WE'RE FUCKING OUT SO MUCH
MONEY,
TOKI.
509
00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:11,293
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
510
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,377
Toki: OW! YOU HURTING MY
ARMS!
511
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,627
Murderface: LOOK, IF THIS CD
SELLS, WE'LL BE IN THE CLEAR.
512
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:19,293
YOU SENT IN THOSE SONGWRITING
CONTRACTS, DIDN'T YOU?
513
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,627
Toki: OH, YEAH.
514
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,293
Murderface: OH, GOOD!
515
00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,877
THANK GOD.
516
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,168
HOO!
517
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,710
'CAUSE THAT'S IMPORTANT!
518
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:30,877
[ GUITAR STRUMS ]
[ GLASS CLINKS ]
519
00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:32,961
OKAY, STOP.
520
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,085
HE'S, UH --
IS HE ON HEROIN?
521
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:36,335
Toki: YEPS.
522
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:38,710
MOST OF THIS BANDS HAS A
MAJORS
HEROINS PROBLEMS.
523
00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:40,794
THEYS ALL RIDINGS THAT WHITE
HORSE.
524
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:41,835
Murderface: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
525
00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:42,877
THEY'RE ALL HEROIN ADDICTS?
526
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,669
Toki: YEAH, LOOKS AT THE
TRACK MARKS.
527
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:47,126
Murderface: I THOUGHT THEY
JUST HAD A LOT OF ARM FRECKLES!
528
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,377
FUCK!
DON'T THEY KNOW THE ORDER OF
529
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,210
SHIT?
YOU GET FAMOUS FIRST.
530
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,168
THEN YOU BECOME A HEROIN ADDICT!
531
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:54,418
COME ON, GUYS!
532
00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:55,919
Toki: LOOKS LIKES WE'VE GOTS
TO RECORD OURSELVES.
533
00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:57,669
Murderface: DAMN IT, YOU'RE
RIGHT.
534
00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:58,627
GET SOME PAPER AND PENCILS.
535
00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,835
WE GOT TO WRITE THEIR ALBUM.
536
00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:00,710
LET'S GET TO WORK.
537
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,002
TIME IS MONEY.
538
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:05,627
[ METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Toki: HERE IT COMES AGAINS.
539
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,919
Murderface: LET'S GET LUCKY!
540
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,168
[ METAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]
I NEED A BREAK.
541
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,418
I NEED A BREAK.
I'M STARVING.
542
00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:22,043
YOU WANT SOMETHING?
Toki: FUCKS YEAH.
543
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,710
I'M STARVINGS.
544
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,293
Murderface: NO.
545
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,377
THE FOOD.
546
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,877
MAN, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
547
00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:31,043
OH, ME NEITHER.
548
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:32,085
NEITHER DO I.
549
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,794
YO, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW
UP, MAN.
550
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:38,794
[ ALL VOMITING ]
YEAH, THROW UP ON THE FLOOR.
551
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,043
LET THAT ASSHOLE CLEAN IT UP.
552
00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:44,585
[ INTENSE METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Nathan: STOP THE TRACK.
553
00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:46,377
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
Pickles: DUDE, IT JUST SOUNDS
554
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,377
TOO HAPPY.
555
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,627
IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE TOO
CONTENT.
556
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,835
Nathan: YOU'RE RIGHT.
557
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,293
FUCK,
IT'S MISSING SOMETHING.
558
00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:52,669
SOMETHING STUPID.
559
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:53,835
SOMETHING FAT.
560
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:55,335
SOMETHING DISAGREEABLE.
561
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,710
IT'S MISSING...
562
00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:57,835
IT'S MISSING NEGATIVITY.
563
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,418
Pickles: IT JUST CAME TOO
FUCKING EASY.
564
00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:00,919
I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE
TRUE!
565
00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:01,877
Nathan: LISTEN TO THAT!
566
00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:03,126
LISTEN.
567
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,669
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE HAVING
FUN.
568
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,794
Pickles: WE WERE HAVING FUN.
569
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,335
Skwisgaar: IT SOUNDS DILDOS.
570
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,377
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF
GUITARS WE'RE BURYINGS BECAUSE
571
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,502
THEY AMS WRONGS.
572
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,460
Nathan: YEAH.
573
00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:14,002
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
FUCK!
574
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:16,168
Pickles: WELL, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
575
00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:18,627
Nathan: ANYBODY CARE IF I
DELETE THESE 47 SONGS?
576
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:19,669
Skwisgaar: NO.
577
00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:21,168
Pickles: NO.
578
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:24,460
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
Murderface: UGH!
579
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:28,752
[ RETCHING ]
[ CRYING ]
580
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,543
[ RETCHING ]
[ CRYING ]
581
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:35,710
HEY, YO, CLEANING MAN, WE
NEED SOME CASH NOW MOTHERFUCKER.
582
00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,210
YEAH, RETARDO.
583
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,627
Murderface: I'M THE HEAD OF
THE LABEL.
584
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,293
DIDN'T I JUST GIVE YOU GUYS A
HUGE ADVANCE?
585
00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:43,585
WE FUCKING SPENT IT!
586
00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:44,585
WE NEED MONEY NOW!
587
00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:45,877
LET'S GO!
588
00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,043
WORST-CASE SCENARIO, WE CAN
STEAL SOME OF THIS STUDIO
589
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,210
EQUIPMENT AND SELL IT ON THE
STREETS.
590
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:53,418
IN THE MEANTIME, TELL YOUR
BOSS TOKI WE NEED ANOTHER
591
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:58,794
ADVANCE MOHTERFUCKER.
Charles: WELL, IT'S BEEN A
592
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,877
MONTH, AND YOU'VE COMPLETED
YOUR
MUSICAL SEPARATION.
593
00:20:00,961 --> 00:20:02,961
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE A
DECISION.
594
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:06,585
NATHAN, SKWISGAAR, PICKLES, YOU
WROTE, RECORDED, AND DELETED
595
00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:09,835
47 TRACKS OF MUSIC AND
COMPLETELY MISSED YOUR
DEADLINE.
596
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:13,085
TOKI AND MURDERFACE, YOU
STARTED
A LABEL, PRODUCED, WROTE, AND
597
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,126
RECORDED AN ENTIRE RECORD, BUT
TODAY'S THE DAY.
598
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,002
YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUT
OF THE BAND.
599
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:23,168
GENTLEMEN, THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
600
00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,794
Murderface: HELP ME.
601
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,168
I'M DROWNING HERE.
602
00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:27,752
I JUST WANT THEM OUT OF MY LIFE.
603
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:28,794
I WANT MY LIFE BACK.
604
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:29,961
JUST HELP ME.
605
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,752
I WAS CLEANING PUKE AND I --
JUST HELP ME OUT.
606
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,585
JUST DO SOME--
COME ON, MAN!
607
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,335
I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK!
608
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:40,794
Nathan: MURDERFACE, YOU'RE A
PIECE OF SHIT
609
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,919
BUT WE NEED YOU BACK.
610
00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:45,126
YOU SEE, WE'RE TOO GOOD
WITHOUT
YOU.
611
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,794
IT KIND OF SUCKS DICK.
612
00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,794
GIVE HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS.
613
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,835
AND, UH, TOKI, UH...
614
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,168
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
615
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,502
IT'S MAKING NEWS ALL AROUND
THE WORLD.
616
00:20:57,585 --> 00:21:00,210
DETHKLOK, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
YEARS, IS ALLOWING A BAND TO
617
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,377
OPEN UP FOR THEM!
618
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,752
AND WHO IS THIS BAND?
619
00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:05,627
FROM NEW METAL LABEL
MURDERTOOTH RECORDS COMES
620
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,669
GET THEE HENCE.
621
00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:08,710
THEIR CD DEBUTS THE NIGHT OF
THE
SHOW.
622
00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:11,752
WHAT A PUSH FOR THIS BRAND-NEW
UNKNOWN BAND!
623
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,168
Murderface: TOKI, WE DID IT!
624
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,627
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD, BUT
ALL THIS HARD WORK IS ACTUALLY
625
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:16,377
PAYING OFF!
626
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,877
Toki: OH, YEAH, BABES.
627
00:21:17,961 --> 00:21:20,335
Murderface: AND WE'RE FINALLY
GONNA CLEAN UP ON THE BACK-END
628
00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:22,710
BECAUSE WE OWN ALL THEIR
FUCKING PUBLISHING!
629
00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:25,252
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T OWN
ANYTHING.
630
00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:28,710
SORRY TO INFORM YOU BOYS, BUT
ALL PUBLISHING GOES TO MY
631
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:29,752
CLIENTS.
632
00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,543
Murderface: BUT -- BUT --
BUT HOW?
633
00:21:31,627 --> 00:21:33,252
WE DID ALL THE PAPERWORK!
634
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,377
DIDN'T WE, TOKI?
635
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,502
Toki: YEAH, I DIDS ALL THE
PAPERWORKS MYSELF.
636
00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:38,877
YEAH, YOU FILLED OUT
EVERYTHING IN NORWEGIAN, IDIOT.
637
00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:41,002
THAT MEANS YOU GET NOTHING.
638
00:21:41,085 --> 00:21:44,085
[ LAUGHING ]
YO, SORRY, DUDES.
639
00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:45,252
THAT'S BUSINESS.
640
00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:48,502
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
641
00:21:48,585 --> 00:21:51,669
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME MURDERTOOTH RECORDING
642
00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:53,752
ARTISTS GET THEE HENCE!
643
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:54,835
YO, YO, YO, YO!
644
00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:56,085
WHAT UP, WHAT UP?!
645
00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,293
WE'RE THE GET THEE HENCE!
646
00:21:58,377 --> 00:22:00,335
YEAH!
647
00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,585
YO, WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH
YOU PEOPLE, MAN?
648
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,002
THIS IS THE REAL SHIT
YOU HEARD ME?
649
00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,919
[ CROWD BOOING ]
AAH!
650
00:22:08,002 --> 00:22:09,502
YO, YO, THAT HURTS!
651
00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:10,502
AAH!
652
00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:11,919
OH, GOD!
653
00:22:12,002 --> 00:22:17,502
GET OFF MY --
[ RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING ]
654
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:19,585
AAH!