1 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,585 TODAY'S CASE IS BEING CALLED THE MUSIC TRIAL OF THE DECADE -- 2 00:00:04,669 --> 00:00:07,752 DETHKLOK vs. DETHKLOK -- AND IT'S MADE ITS WAY HERE TO THE 3 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:08,835 SUPREME COURT. 4 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:11,126 WILLIAM MURDERFACE AND TOKI WARTOOTH HAVE TAKEN 5 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:14,126 EXPLOSION, PICKLES, AND SKWIGELF TO WAR OVER SONGWRITING 6 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:17,126 RESIDUALS, THE BACK-END PROFITS ON ALL THEIR RECORDS. 7 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,794 YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENTS MAKE UP 2/5 OF THE HIGHEST-SELLING 8 00:00:20,877 --> 00:00:24,502 DEATH-METAL BAND OF ALL TIME, YET THEY ARE BEING TREATED LIKE 9 00:00:24,585 --> 00:00:25,961 SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS. 10 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:29,502 [ SPECTATORS MURMUR ] Murderface: GOOD PEOPLE OF 11 00:00:29,585 --> 00:00:33,377 THE COURT, WE BELIEVE WE NEED TO BE TREATED FAIRLY AND TO HAVE AN 12 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:37,710 EQUAL FIVE-WAY SPLIT ON ALL SONGWRITING RESIDUALS. 13 00:00:37,794 --> 00:00:39,585 Toki: HEY, WHATS AMS RESIDISUALS? 14 00:00:39,669 --> 00:00:41,961 [ SPECTATORS MURMUR ] Murderface: AH, TOKI... 15 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,585 WE'RE AT THE SUPREME COURT AND YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT NOW? 16 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,293 LOOK, THEY'RE JUST THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MEAN YOU GET PAID 17 00:00:47,377 --> 00:00:49,877 LOTS OF MONEY FOR WRITING SONGS LIKE THOSE GUYS. 18 00:00:49,961 --> 00:00:51,710 Toki: BUTS WE DON'T EVEN WRITE SONGS. 19 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:53,377 HOW CANS WE GETS RESKIPSUALS? 20 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,293 Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP! 21 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:57,460 WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THEIR SIDE?! 22 00:00:57,543 --> 00:00:58,627 WE'RE SUING THEM! 23 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,835 [ GAVEL BANGS ] UH, YOUR HONORS, PLEASE STRIKE 24 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:05,377 MY STUPID, IDIOT BANDMATE'S COMMENTS FROM THE RECORD. 25 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:08,919 HE'S A NORWEGIAN, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A GREAT COMMAND ON THE 26 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,126 LANGUAGE. 27 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:11,710 Toki: HEY, MURDERFACE, WE'RE NOTS GONNA WINS. 28 00:01:11,794 --> 00:01:13,002 I ALREADY TOLD YOU. 29 00:01:13,085 --> 00:01:15,502 WHY AMS WE ASKINGS FOR REQUIPICLES WHEN WE AIN'T SONGS 30 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:16,919 WRITERS? 31 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:19,710 Nathan: PEOPLE OF THE COURT, THESE GUYS ARE TOTAL DILDOS. 32 00:01:19,794 --> 00:01:21,669 THIS IS A WASTE OF COURT TIME! 33 00:01:21,752 --> 00:01:23,669 [ GAVEL BANGS ] Charles: PERHAPS I CAN HELP 34 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:25,126 US ALL TO PUT AN END TO THIS. 35 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,210 MR. MURDERFACE AND MR. WARTOOTH DO NOT CONTRIBUTE ON A WRITING 36 00:01:28,293 --> 00:01:31,293 LEVEL, SO THEY DO NOT RECEIVE A WRITERS CREDIT, RESIDUALS, 37 00:01:31,377 --> 00:01:32,543 ET CETERA. 38 00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,085 I'VE SUBMITTED ALL THE CONTRACTS, SIGNED BY THEM, THAT 39 00:01:34,168 --> 00:01:35,377 SHOW THIS. Murderface: THAT'S BULLSHIT! 40 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:37,126 Charles: THEY DO, HOWEVER, 41 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:39,460 GET A 2% BACK-END ON RECORD SALES, AND I DON'T HAVE TO TELL 42 00:01:39,543 --> 00:01:41,877 YOU FOLKS THAT, IN THIS BUSINESS, WITH THIS BAND, THAT'S 43 00:01:41,961 --> 00:01:43,961 A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY AT THE END OF THE FISCAL YEAR. 44 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:45,002 THEY'RE MULTI-BILLIONAIRES. 45 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:48,210 [ SPECTATORS MURMUR ] CASE CLOSED. 46 00:01:48,293 --> 00:01:49,252 Nathan: PICTURE TIME. 47 00:01:49,335 --> 00:01:49,877 FUCK YOU. YOU TWO OVER THERE. 48 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:51,460 YOU BACK THERE. 49 00:01:51,543 --> 00:01:52,752 HEY, JIM --FUCK YOU, TOO. 50 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:57,669 Murderface: THIS ISN'T FAIR! 51 00:01:57,752 --> 00:02:00,043 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 52 00:02:00,126 --> 00:02:03,085 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 53 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:07,794 DETHKLOK! ♪ Murderface: NO HARD FEELINGS 54 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:11,126 ABOUT THE LAWSUIT, RIGHT, GUYS? 55 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,252 Charles: AND NO HARD FEELINGS TO EITHER OF YOU TWO. 56 00:02:13,335 --> 00:02:15,543 SORRY ABOUT ASSASSINATING YOUR CHARACTERS EARLIER, TOKI, 57 00:02:15,627 --> 00:02:16,669 MURDERFACE. 58 00:02:16,752 --> 00:02:17,585 YOU UNDERSTAND -- Murderface: WHATEVER! 59 00:02:17,669 --> 00:02:18,961 Toki: NO PROBLEMS. 60 00:02:19,043 --> 00:02:20,710 Charles: WELL, WE STILL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 61 00:02:20,794 --> 00:02:23,252 Nathan: [ GRUNTING ] Murderface: WHAT'S THAT, 62 00:02:23,335 --> 00:02:23,919 NATHAN? 63 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:25,043 I HEAR YOU GRUNTING. 64 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:25,961 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 65 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:27,418 Nathan: YOU JUST SUED US! 66 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:30,002 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A RIDE HOME IN A FUCKING DIFFERENT CAR? 67 00:02:30,085 --> 00:02:31,210 Murderface: WHY SHOULD I? 68 00:02:31,293 --> 00:02:33,418 I MEAN, COME ON -- WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE SAME PLACE. 69 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:34,502 WHATS WRONG WITH CARPOOLING? 70 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,085 Nathan: I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND YOU. 71 00:02:36,168 --> 00:02:38,085 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SUE ME FOR BREATHING TOO LOUD 72 00:02:38,168 --> 00:02:39,543 OR SOMETHING. 73 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,669 Murderface: WELL, I WOULD IF I COULD COLLECT, BUT IT'S PRETTY 74 00:02:40,752 --> 00:02:43,794 CLEAR HOW THINGS ARE! 75 00:02:43,877 --> 00:02:46,919 [ ALL SIGH ] NEW CALLER -- 76 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,669 ROY CORNICKLESON, HEAD OF CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN RECORDS. 77 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,627 HEY, HEY, BOYS! 78 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:53,377 GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL TOGETHER AGAIN! 79 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,293 LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY BURIED THE HATCHET. 80 00:02:55,377 --> 00:02:58,627 I'M CALLING AGAIN NOW THAT ALL THIS BUSINESS IS OVER TO REMIND 81 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,961 YOU OF THE NEW DEADLINES FOR YOUR SONG DEMOS. 82 00:03:01,043 --> 00:03:03,961 Charles: ROY, AS YOU CAN SEE, THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY. 83 00:03:04,043 --> 00:03:06,460 BUT MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT -- I'M GONNA NEED IT BY THE 84 00:03:06,543 --> 00:03:07,710 17th, NO LATER. 85 00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:09,252 GOODBYE. 86 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:10,794 Nathan: 17th IS GONNA BE TOUGH. 87 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:12,877 Pickles: YEAH, WE GOT THAT WINERY OPENING TO GO TO. 88 00:03:12,961 --> 00:03:14,460 Skwisgaar: YEAH, THE ONES IN FRANCE. 89 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:15,335 Nathan: Shh! 90 00:03:15,418 --> 00:03:16,460 Toki: WHATS? GOs TO FRANCE? 91 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:17,752 Nathan: NOTHING. 92 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:20,335 Toki: HOW COMES ME AND MURDERFACE AIN'Ts INVITEDS TO 93 00:03:20,418 --> 00:03:21,627 FRANCE? 94 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:22,794 Skwisgaar: IT'S A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR PRICE RANGE, OKAY? 95 00:03:22,877 --> 00:03:24,126 SO WE DIDN'T WANTS TO TALKS TO YOU ABOUT IT. 96 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:27,460 Murderface: OH, THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. 97 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:29,043 WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO FRANCE! 98 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,502 Pickles: WHY? 99 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,543 SO YOU CAN GO AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PRICES AND GUILT US INTO PAYING 100 00:03:32,627 --> 00:03:33,543 FOR EVERYTHING? 101 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:34,877 Murderface: YEAH, THAT WORKS FOR ME. 102 00:03:34,961 --> 00:03:36,002 Nathan: OKAY, THAT'S IT. 103 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,669 PULL THE CAR OVER! 104 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:39,627 MURDERFACE, GET OUT. 105 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:40,669 YOU'RE WALKING. 106 00:03:40,752 --> 00:03:43,835 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 107 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,168 Murderface: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 108 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:48,293 LEFT OUT IN THE COLD. 109 00:03:52,418 --> 00:03:58,168 ♪ EVERYONE'S MAD AT MURDERFACE ♪ EVERYONE'S BEING MEAN TO ME 110 00:03:58,252 --> 00:04:03,418 ♪ NOBODY GIVES ME RESIDUALS ♪FUCKIN' DICK INDIVIDUALS 111 00:04:03,502 --> 00:04:06,085 ♪ FUCKING THOSE DICKS ♪ WHY CAN'T THEY SEE 112 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:09,210 ♪ I'M THE FUCKIN' FOUNDATION OF THIS FIVE PIECE? ♪ 113 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:11,710 ♪ I LAY DOWN THE SOUL ♪ I LAY DOWN THE HEART 114 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,627 ♪ BUT THEY TO FUCKING TEAR ME APART ♪ 115 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:16,252 ♪ DON'T YOU SEE THAT NOTHING IN THIS WORLD'S WORTH 116 00:04:16,335 --> 00:04:18,877 WORKING FOR ♪ ♪ IF IT DON'T COME EASY, THEN 117 00:04:18,961 --> 00:04:21,877 IT'S DUMB AND FUCKIN' BORING ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER SERVE IT UP ON A 118 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,210 SILVER FUCKIN' PLATTER ♪ ♪ I AIN'T BREAKING A SWEAT 119 00:04:24,293 --> 00:04:27,252 'CAUSE IT DON'T REALLY MATTER ♪ ♪ NOTHING IN THIS WORLD 120 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,460 SHOULDN'T NOT BE EASY ♪ ♪ IF IT MEANS MY COMFORT'S 121 00:04:29,543 --> 00:04:31,418 CHALLENGED ♪ ♪ IT WILL MAKE ME QUEASY 122 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:34,293 ♪ NO, I AIN'T GONNA DO STUFF ♪ GIVE A BRO A BREAK 123 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:39,877 ♪ WHY IS STUFF SO HARD? ♪ WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING BE 124 00:04:39,961 --> 00:04:45,252 EASY? ♪ WHY CAN'T IT BE EASY, MAN? 125 00:04:45,335 --> 00:04:47,919 MAN, EVEN -- EVEN SINGING THIS SONG IS HARD. 126 00:04:48,002 --> 00:04:50,460 THEY GOT TO MAKE EVERYTHING HARD! 127 00:04:50,543 --> 00:04:52,669 I SHOULD HIRE SOMEONE TO SING THIS SONG. 128 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:53,919 THAT WOULD BE EASY. 129 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,961 THEN I'D HAVE TO TELL THEM HOW TO SING IT. 130 00:04:56,043 --> 00:04:56,961 AND THEN I'D HAVE TO PAY HIM. 131 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:58,502 WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE MONEY? 132 00:04:58,585 --> 00:04:59,919 SEE? 133 00:05:00,002 --> 00:05:02,502 EVERYTHING LEADS INTO EVERYTHING ELSE, AND IT MAKES IT SO HARD, 134 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:03,794 MAN. 135 00:05:03,877 --> 00:05:06,460 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES. 136 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:10,335 [ GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ] Skwisgaar: OKAY, SO RIFF IS 137 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:11,961 SOMETHINGS LIKE THAT'S, YOU KNOW? 138 00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:13,293 Nathan: OH, YEAH, SURE. 139 00:05:13,377 --> 00:05:15,460 AND I'LL DRUM UP SOME NONSENSE WORDS TO TIDE THE LABEL OVER, 140 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:17,585 AND WE CAN ACT ALL OFFENDED AND SHIT WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW 141 00:05:17,669 --> 00:05:18,418 WHAT WE'RE SAYING. COOL? Pickles: YEAH, COOL. 142 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:20,669 THAT ALWAYS BUYS US SOME TIME. 143 00:05:20,752 --> 00:05:22,961 Murderface: WE GOT TO GET SOME SONGS IN THIS RECORD, TOKI. 144 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:24,919 Toki: WELL, I DON'Ts GOTS NOTHINGS! 145 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:26,627 Murderface: WELL, NEITHER DO I! 146 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:27,293 CHECK IT OUT. 147 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:28,669 I DID SOME RESEARCH. 148 00:05:28,752 --> 00:05:31,460 AND IT SAYS HERE, IF WE'RE IN THE ROOM WHILE THE SONGS ARE 149 00:05:31,543 --> 00:05:34,335 BEING CREATED AND WE CHIME IN ENOUGH AND CONFUSE THEM, WE CAN 150 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,293 GET A BIGGER SHARE OF THE PUBLISHING. 151 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:37,585 Toki: SO WHATS DO WE DOs? 152 00:05:37,669 --> 00:05:39,794 Murderface: WE TALK A LOT AND CONFUSE THEM, YOU IDIOT! 153 00:05:39,877 --> 00:05:41,252 Toki: OH FUCKS YOU. 154 00:05:41,335 --> 00:05:44,669 Skwisgaar: SO, I PLANS ON DOING THIS RIFF FOR A COUPLE OF 155 00:05:44,752 --> 00:05:46,835 BARS, YOU KNOW, AND, UH -- Pickles: YEAH, AND I'M JUST 156 00:05:46,919 --> 00:05:47,502 BLASTING THROUGH THAT. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 157 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,460 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 158 00:05:49,543 --> 00:05:51,335 Skwisgaar: OKAYS, SO I'M PLAYING THIS FOR A LITTLE 159 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,627 WHILES, AND I CHANGE -- Murderface: ...I CHANGE... 160 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:55,794 Both: I CHANGE THE RIFF... 161 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,126 DOWN TO LIKE A HALF TIME... 162 00:05:58,210 --> 00:06:04,252 LIKE A HALF-TIME PART THAT I COMES UP WITHS, YOU KNOW... 163 00:06:04,335 --> 00:06:08,335 THERE'S SOMETHINGS IN A DIFFERENT KEY... 164 00:06:08,418 --> 00:06:09,710 UH... 165 00:06:09,794 --> 00:06:15,877 Together: THENS THAT'S WHERE THAT CONCLUDES THAT PARTS.... 166 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:19,252 OF THE SECTIONS. 167 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,252 Skwisgaar: OKAY. 168 00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:22,377 Murderface: YOU ALL GUYS CATCH THAT? 169 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,502 ME AND TOKI AND SKWISGAAR JUST WROTE THAT THING. 170 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,293 KNUBBLER? YOU WANNA WRITE THAT DOWN? 171 00:06:26,335 --> 00:06:27,335 SORRY, PICKLES, NATHAN. 172 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:28,085 YEAH, WE GOT IT! 173 00:06:28,168 --> 00:06:29,168 Dick: UH, OKAY, I'M SORRY. 174 00:06:29,252 --> 00:06:30,585 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE DOWN? 175 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,418 Murderface: THAT! THAT THING WE JUST CAME UP WITH -- ME, 176 00:06:33,502 --> 00:06:34,794 TOKI -- UH, NOTARIZE IT, WHATEVER! 177 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,168 FUCKING COLLABORATION. 178 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:39,002 Dick: OKAY, I'M WRITING DOWN THAT YOU REPEATED EVERYTHING 179 00:06:39,085 --> 00:06:40,835 THAT SKWISGAAR SAID AFTER HE SAID IT. 180 00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:41,877 Toki: OOH, AND MEs TOOS! 181 00:06:41,961 --> 00:06:42,961 I REPEATS EVERYTHINGS ALSO! 182 00:06:43,043 --> 00:06:44,335 Dick: HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 183 00:06:44,418 --> 00:06:46,919 THEN TOKI REPEATS EVERYTHING AFTERWARDS, TOO. 184 00:06:47,002 --> 00:06:47,627 OKAY? 185 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:48,752 Toki: THANKS YOUS! 186 00:06:48,835 --> 00:06:49,961 Murderface: NO, NO! 187 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,502 WE WERE ALL COLLABORATING ON THAT PART TOGETHER! 188 00:06:52,585 --> 00:06:53,210 Nathan: NO! THAT WASN'T COLLABORATION. 189 00:06:54,252 --> 00:06:55,210 THAT WAS REPETITION. 190 00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:56,710 YOU REPEATED EVERYTHING HE WAS SAYING. 191 00:06:56,794 --> 00:06:58,252 WE'RE NOT FUCKING IDIOTS, OKAY? 192 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,502 Murderface: FUCKING FINE! 193 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,377 THEN I'M WRITING MY OWN BASS PART! 194 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:02,710 NO FUCKING HELP FROM YOU GUYS! 195 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:03,377 GOT IT? 196 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:04,543 SOLO CREDIT! 197 00:07:04,627 --> 00:07:07,377 [ STRUMS BASS GUITAR ] UH, SHOW ME THAT AGAIN? 198 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,919 Skwisgaar: [ SCOFFS ] IT'S JUST RIDINGS ON THE LOW E. 199 00:07:10,002 --> 00:07:10,877 IT'S LIKES A GALLOPS. 200 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:12,418 WE DOES IT IN EVERY SINGLE SONGS. 201 00:07:12,502 --> 00:07:14,252 Murderface: I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 202 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,252 Skwisgaar: I SHOWS YOU HOW TO DOES IT. 203 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:17,335 Murderface: NO, YOU DON'T. 204 00:07:17,418 --> 00:07:18,293 I'M DOING IT -- ME. 205 00:07:18,377 --> 00:07:19,669 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 206 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:21,752 SEE, I'M GONNA NAIL THIS SHITA YOU FUCKING WILL SEE WHAT I 207 00:07:21,835 --> 00:07:23,043 BRING TO THE TABLE. 208 00:07:23,126 --> 00:07:25,502 MY LORDS, YOUR FOOD HAS ARRIVED. 209 00:07:25,585 --> 00:07:26,877 Murderface: OH, WHAT IS THAT? 210 00:07:26,961 --> 00:07:29,335 [ SNIFFING ] IS THAT -- IS THAT OLIVES? 211 00:07:29,418 --> 00:07:31,710 IS THAT THE OLIVE TOPPING ON SOME PITA BREAD? 212 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:32,961 THAT'S GOOD STUFF, MAN. 213 00:07:33,043 --> 00:07:34,919 Dick: MURDERFACE, CAN WE JUST GET THIS DOWN?! 214 00:07:35,002 --> 00:07:35,877 IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS, BABY! 215 00:07:35,961 --> 00:07:37,335 Murderface: I GOT IT, MAN! 216 00:07:37,418 --> 00:07:38,293 JUST PRESS RECORD! 217 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:39,835 Dick: ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES. 218 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:43,710 [ BASS GUITAR STRUMS ] Murderface: THERE, DID IT. 219 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,168 ONE-TAKE WILLIE. 220 00:07:45,252 --> 00:07:47,418 [ BASS GUITAR PLAYS SOUR NOTE ] I'M GETTING SOME OF THAT PITA... 221 00:07:47,502 --> 00:07:50,002 Nathan: SOUNDED LIKE SHIT Pickles: YEAH, SOUNDED 222 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:50,794 FUCKING AWFUL. Murderface: I CAN HEAR YOU! 223 00:07:51,835 --> 00:07:52,543 IT'S FINE! 224 00:07:52,627 --> 00:07:54,085 FUCKING FIX IT IN PRO TOOLS! 225 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:56,252 Dick: UH, I DON'T KNOW, THERE, WILLY. 226 00:07:56,335 --> 00:07:57,085 IT'S UH... 227 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:58,168 Murderface: I-I'M SORRY. 228 00:07:58,252 --> 00:07:59,460 A-ARE YOU BEING INSUBORDINATE? 229 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:01,585 DO YOU WANT TO TELL CHARLES THAT YOU'RE INSUBORDINATE?! 230 00:08:01,669 --> 00:08:02,835 'CAUSE I FUCKING WILL! 231 00:08:02,919 --> 00:08:04,002 FUCKING TRY ME. 232 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:05,627 TRY ME. 233 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:06,752 FIX IT. 234 00:08:06,835 --> 00:08:08,085 I'M TAKING FIVE. 235 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:10,460 I'M FUCKIN STARVING OVER HERE. 236 00:08:10,543 --> 00:08:12,585 Dick: OH, THIS IS GONNA -- IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT, 237 00:08:12,669 --> 00:08:13,710 BABY! 238 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,543 [ RHYTHMIC GUITAR PLAYS ] OKAY -- [ SIGHS ] 239 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,002 HERE'S WHAT I GOT. 240 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,460 CHECK IT OUT. 241 00:08:24,543 --> 00:08:26,543 [ OFF-TEMPO BASS GUITAR PLAYS ] THAT'S ALL THAT I COULD DO. 242 00:08:31,002 --> 00:08:31,961 THAT'S ALL I COULD DO, 243 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:33,126 I MEAN, I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER. 244 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,460 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MURDERFACE? 245 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:37,627 Murderface: [ SNORING ] Skwisgaar: I'LL JUST REDOES 246 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:38,752 IT MYSELF. 247 00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:40,627 I'LL JUST NOT SLEEPS FOR A FEW DAYS, AS USUALS. 248 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:41,961 Nathan: YEAH, YEAH. 249 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,126 BUT, FIRST, LETS EAT, OKAY? 250 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,627 Charles: GUYS, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WORKING REAL HARD. 251 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:50,752 THAT'S GREAT. 252 00:08:50,835 --> 00:08:53,835 YOUR DETHJET TO FRANCE IS NOW PRE-BOARDING. 253 00:08:53,919 --> 00:08:55,210 Nathan: THESE FUCKING GUYS. 254 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,961 IT TAKES TWICE AS LONG TO RECORD WITH THEM IN THE FUCKING ROOM. 255 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:58,377 I MEAN, COME ON. 256 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:00,293 Skwisgaar: WELL, WE GOTS TO SATISFY THEIRS EGOS JUST SO WE 257 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:02,252 CAN UNDOES EVERYTHINGS AND TRICKS THEM INTO THINKINGS THEY 258 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:03,543 PLAYS ON THE RECORDS. 259 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:04,961 Pickles: ALL THAT FUCKING WORK JUST SO THEY CAN TURN 260 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:06,335 AROUND AND FUCKING SUE US. 261 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:08,669 Nathan: AT LEAST WE CAN JUST ENJOY SOME WINE IN FRANCE, YOU 262 00:09:08,752 --> 00:09:10,002 KNOW? 263 00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:12,002 Toki: WELLS, HOW I'Ms SUPPOSED TO KNOW ITS COST A 264 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,002 150 BUCKS JUST TO GETS IN?! 265 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:16,627 NOBODYS TELLS ME THAT! 266 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,126 Pickles: I FUCKING KNEW IT. 267 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:20,669 YOU FLY ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING FRANCE JUST TO NOT GO TO A 268 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:23,335 FUCKING WINE-TASTING BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CHEAP! 269 00:09:23,418 --> 00:09:25,543 Murderface: WELL, I CAN'T RATIONALIZE SPENDING THAT KIND 270 00:09:25,627 --> 00:09:28,210 OF MONEY -- NOT NOW, NOT WITH THE WAY THE ECONOMY IS. 271 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:28,835 WE'LL WAIT OUTSIDE. 272 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:30,252 Pickles: SO WAIT. 273 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:32,877 SO BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT OUTSIDE THE 274 00:09:32,961 --> 00:09:34,085 ENTIRE TIME? 275 00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:35,460 Murderface: WELL, WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO? 276 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:36,502 GO AHEAD, GO IN. 277 00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:37,168 HAVE FUN. 278 00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:39,043 WE'LL BE OUT HERE... 279 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:42,252 NOT HAVING ANY FUN... 280 00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:42,877 STANDING. Pickles: UGH! 281 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:44,710 FINE, COME ON, COME ON. 282 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:45,543 I'M PAYING FOR YOU. Nathan: PICKLES, NO, DON'T. 283 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:47,293 Pickles: JUST COME ON. 284 00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:48,543 Toki: OH, THANKS, PICKLE! 285 00:09:48,627 --> 00:09:50,043 Murderface: HEY, BUDDY, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 286 00:09:50,126 --> 00:09:50,877 Pickles: DON'T TALK TO ME. 287 00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:52,085 JUST GO INSIDE. 288 00:09:52,168 --> 00:09:54,293 Murderface: I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY. 289 00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:56,752 YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU, RIGHT? 290 00:09:56,835 --> 00:09:58,085 Pickles: GO INSIDE. 291 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,877 Murderface: ARE YOU SURE -- Pickles: GET INSIDE! 292 00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:05,210 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] AAH! 293 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:07,252 Murderface: CHECK THIS OUT! 294 00:10:07,335 --> 00:10:09,168 Toki: BLAH DAH, DO WAZZA DAH! 295 00:10:09,252 --> 00:10:11,418 Nathan: [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] Pickles: [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] 296 00:10:18,627 --> 00:10:21,502 [ JET PASSING OVERHEAD ] Murderface: [ SNORING ] 297 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:22,252 Nathan: HEY. 298 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:23,335 Murderface: OW! OW! 299 00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:24,168 Toki: HEY! Nathan: WAKE UP FUCKERS. 300 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:25,877 WAKE UP! 301 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:27,126 PAY ATTENTION. 302 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,418 NO, LOOK AT ME. 303 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,377 LISTEN, WE CAN'T TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE. 304 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,794 WE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. 305 00:10:32,877 --> 00:10:35,460 WE'VE GIVEN YOU A LOT OF CHANCES, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 306 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:38,835 WE'RE KICKING YOU OUT OF THE BAND! 307 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:44,377 Murderface: THEY CAN'T KICK US OUT OF THE BAND, CAN THEY? 308 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,335 Charles: WELL, YES, THEY CAN. 309 00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:46,585 IT'S A MAJORITY-RULE SITUATION. 310 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:47,877 THINK OF IT THIS WAY. 311 00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:49,460 YOU'RE ON SUSPENSION -- A MONTH-LONG SUSPENSION -- AND IF, 312 00:10:49,543 --> 00:10:51,293 AT THE END OF THIS TERM, EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY, 313 00:10:51,377 --> 00:10:53,418 WE'LL GO THROUGH WITH YOUR DEPARTURE, DIVIDE UP THE ASSETS, 314 00:10:53,502 --> 00:10:54,877 ET CETERA. 315 00:10:54,961 --> 00:10:56,752 BUT FOR NOW, YOU WILL LIVE HERE, BUT YOU GUYS ARE BOTH ON MUSICAL 316 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,210 SUSPENSION. 317 00:10:58,293 --> 00:11:01,168 Murderface: YOU MEAN LIKE I'M A FUCKING BAD-ASS COP WHO TOOK 318 00:11:01,252 --> 00:11:02,126 THINGS TOO FAR. 319 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:03,460 Charles: SURE. WHATEVER. 320 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:06,460 Murderface: AND NOW I GOT TO TURN IN MY GUN AND MY BADGE? 321 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:08,710 Charles: WELL, UH, YES, ACTUALLY. 322 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,252 Murderface: THAT'S KIND OF COOL, MAN. 323 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,335 Charles: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TURN IN YOUR 324 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:13,752 INSTRUMENTS AND YOUR DETHKLOK BADGE. 325 00:11:13,835 --> 00:11:16,210 Murderface: WELL, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DETHKLOK BADGE. 326 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:17,543 Charles: YOU WERE GIVEN ONE. 327 00:11:17,627 --> 00:11:19,543 Murderface: LOOK, IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN TURN THIS THING 328 00:11:19,627 --> 00:11:21,460 AROUND AND JUST KICK THEM OUT OF THE BAND AND SUE THEM OR 329 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:22,877 SOMETHING? 330 00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:24,460 Charles: LOOK, GUYS, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE MONEY-RELATED, AND 331 00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:26,669 YOU'RE BEING ACCUSED OF NOT PULLING YOUR WEIGHT, AND THE 332 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,794 OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS FOR YOU TO FOCUS MORE ON CONTRIBUTING WHEN 333 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:30,126 YOU'RE NEEDED. 334 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,710 AND IF YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY ON THE SIDE WHILE YOU'RE 335 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,710 ON SUSPENSION, WELL, THERE MAY BE A WAY TO DO THAT, TOO. 336 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,669 Murderface: OH FUCK THAT CONTRIBUTING MUMBO-JUMBO CR-- 337 00:11:35,752 --> 00:11:38,043 WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MAKING MONEY ON THE SIDE? 338 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:40,126 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] Toki: THATS WAS OUTSTANDINGS! 339 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:59,168 YOUS HAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE AND GREAT SONGS. 340 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,543 I CAN'Ts BELIEVES YOUS GUYS AMS UNSIGNED. 341 00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:04,418 IF I HADS A LABELS, I'D TOTALLY SIGNS YOUS! 342 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:06,335 Murderface: TOKI, I'VE GOT IT! 343 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,502 HOW DO WE MAKE MONEY? 344 00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:09,669 NOT DO ANY WORK AND REAP ALL THE PUBLISHING? 345 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:12,418 WE'LL START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL! 346 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:13,794 CONGRATULATIONS. 347 00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:16,752 YOU CAN NOW CALL YOUR PARENTS AND SAFELY SAY THAT YOU ARE 348 00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:19,502 MURDERTOOTH RECORDING ARTISTS GET THEE HENCE. 349 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:21,210 Together: YEAH, BOY! 350 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,085 WE GOT A RECORD CONTRACT! 351 00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:24,418 I'M-A BUY A OCTOPUS. 352 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:27,252 SO WHERE'S OUR ADVANCE, SON? 353 00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:28,377 Murderface: UH, I'M SORRY. 354 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,835 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 355 00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:31,293 WHERE'S OUR FUCKING ADVANCE? 356 00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:32,085 YOU HEARD US? 357 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,335 Murderface: OH, THE ADVANCE? 358 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,710 OH, YOU MEAN ADVANCE MONEY! 359 00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:35,669 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 360 00:12:35,752 --> 00:12:36,710 HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 361 00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:38,502 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE EVEN A FUCKIN' LABEL? 362 00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:39,252 Toki: KINDS OF. 363 00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:40,710 Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP! 364 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,543 WE'RE THE FUCKING REAL DEAL, BROS! 365 00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:45,043 BUT, LOOK, I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE GET A CONTRACT IN PLACE OR 366 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:46,252 SOMETHING? 367 00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:49,126 YOU GUYS HEAR THAT FUCKING BACKPEDALING BULLSHIT 368 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:49,835 FUCKING SUITS 369 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:50,877 Murderface: WHAT? 370 00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,126 NO, MAN, WE'RE NOT SUITS. 371 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,710 WE'RE YOUR BROS! 372 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:55,877 TOKI, GET MY CHECKBOOK. 373 00:12:55,961 --> 00:12:58,669 SO, WHAT -- LIKE $5,000? 374 00:12:58,752 --> 00:12:59,877 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? 375 00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:00,669 A FUCKING HOOKER? 376 00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:01,919 Murderface: $15,000. 377 00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:02,669 KEEP COMING. Murderface: $30,000. 378 00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:03,961 UNH-UNH. Murderface: $40,000? 379 00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:05,460 PFFT! Murderface: $50,000? 380 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,293 $60,000? 381 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:08,919 $70,000, $80,000, $90,000. 382 00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:10,252 $100,000. 383 00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:13,043 $110,000, $120,000, $130,000, $140,000, $150,000, $160,000, 384 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,794 $170,000, $180,000, $190,000, $200,000, $210,000, $220,000, 385 00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:17,794 $230,000, $240,000, $250,000, $260,000, $270,000, $280,000, 386 00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:19,252 $290,000, $300,000. 387 00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:26,002 $500,000, AND THAT IS MY FINAL OFFER. 388 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:26,919 $510,000. 389 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:28,585 $520,000, $530,00, $540,000. 390 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,502 $600,000? 391 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,210 $700,000, $800,000, $900,000. 392 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,252 $1 MILLION. 393 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,252 Toki: SO, BOYS, GOTS LOTS OF WORKS TO DO. 394 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:38,210 WE NEEDS TO RECORDS AN ALBUMS AND PUTS IT ONs THE MARKET! 395 00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:39,752 Together: YEAH, BOY! 396 00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:40,585 Toki: WOWEE! SO, YO, DRIVER! 397 00:13:41,627 --> 00:13:42,752 Murderface: DRIVER? 398 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,126 WHERE WE BE FUCKING STAYING? 399 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,210 WHERE ARE WE STAYING? 400 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,335 WE TIRED! 401 00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,502 BETTER BE THE WALDORF ASTORIA OR SOMETHING. 402 00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:49,168 Toki: WHERE AMS THEY STAYING? 403 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,335 ANSWERS THEM. 404 00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:51,919 Murderface: UH, STAY WHERE YOU ALWAYS STAY. 405 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,043 YOU GUYS GOT HOMES. 406 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:53,752 STAY THERE. WE A SIGNED BAND! 407 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,126 YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING US UP! 408 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,543 I AIN'T GOT NO ELECTRICITY. 409 00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:58,794 I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 410 00:13:58,877 --> 00:13:59,835 FUCKING LABELS. 411 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:00,961 SO LAME. 412 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,543 WE SHOULD'VE NOT SIGNED WITH THESE FOOLS. 413 00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:04,835 Murderface: WE'RE STARTING A LABEL. 414 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:07,585 Toki: YEAH, ANDS THE FIRST BANDS WE SIGNING IS THE HOTS 415 00:14:07,669 --> 00:14:08,961 NEW BAND GET THEE HENCE. 416 00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,252 Nathan: GET THEE HENCE? 417 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:11,293 SHITTY NAME. 418 00:14:11,377 --> 00:14:12,502 Pickles: SOUNDS LIKE CHRISTIAN ROCK. 419 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,919 GET THEE HENCE! 420 00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:15,961 Skwisgaar: WOW, WHAT DOES THE GUYS WITH THE DREADS DOES? 421 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:18,710 I'M THE FUCKING DEEJAY, BITCH. 422 00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:20,585 YO, I'M THE SINGER/RAPPER. 423 00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:21,919 I COULD DO BOTH, SON! 424 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,669 Nathan: RAP/ROCK BAND WITH A DEEJAY? 425 00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:25,043 All: YEEEAH! 426 00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:27,627 THAT'S US MOTHERFUCKER. Nathan: SOMEBODY TELL THIS 427 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,585 BAND WHAT YEAR IT IS. 428 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:29,627 Murderface: HA HA! 429 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:30,543 THEY'RE KIDDING. 430 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:31,961 HE JUST MEANS THE BUSINESS IS TOUGH. 431 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,377 THAT'S ALL. 432 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,627 Nathan: I MEAN, I HAVEN'T HEARD A NOTE FROM YOU GUYS, AND 433 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,502 I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 434 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,627 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 435 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,252 AND HIM -- MURDERFACE IS A FAILURE. 436 00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,293 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 437 00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:43,752 YOU'RE IN HORRIBLE HANDS. 438 00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:46,627 Murderface: YEAH, WELL, UH, SORRY, BUT DETHKLOK'S THE PAST! 439 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,210 MURDERTOOTH RECORDS IS THE FUTURE. 440 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,669 FUCK ALL OF YOU. 441 00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:54,335 WE'RE MOVING ON, AND LOOK AT YOU ALL -- STILL WORKING ON THE SAME 442 00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:57,335 OLD TIRED DETHKLOK SHIT Toki: YEAH, DESPERATELYS 443 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,293 TRYINGS TO HOLDS ONSTO THEIR DREAM! 444 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:01,543 Nathan: [ CLEARS THROAT ] Pickles: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS 445 00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:02,961 GETTING ALL THE MONEY TO START YOUR LABEL? 446 00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,543 Murderface: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 447 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:05,752 Nathan: ARE YOU USING YOUR OWN MONEY? 448 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,126 Murderface: UH, WHA... 449 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,502 Pickles: YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY USING YOUR OWN MONEY, ARE YOU? 450 00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:12,585 Murderface: AH, MAN, UH, YOU'RE LUCKY I'M ON SUSPENSION 451 00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:14,543 OR I'D ANSWER THAT. 452 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,919 HERE ARE YOUR SLEEPING QUARTERS, MY GOOD MEN. 453 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,377 NO NEED TO TIP. 454 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,210 EVERYTHING'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF, COURTESY OF THE LABEL. 455 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:24,794 WHAT ARE WE, HIRED HELP? 456 00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,710 FUCK THIS SHIT! Murderface: GUYS, WHAT'S 457 00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:27,460 WRONG? WOULD YOU SLEEP HERE? 458 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:29,418 Murderface: NO. 459 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:30,460 I HAVE MY OWN BEDROOM. 460 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:31,585 YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? 461 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,585 WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING BOUNCE, MAN. 462 00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:35,919 I THOUGHT THIS LABEL WAS SERIOUS. 463 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,377 Murderface: SO, I'M HAVING SOME MATTRESSES BROUGHT UP, BUT 464 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,502 MAYBE TOKI COULD LET YOU STAY IN HIS ROOM, TOO? 465 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:41,627 NAH, THIS IS A'IGHT. 466 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,126 Murderface: HEY, GREAT. 467 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,460 UH, NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE A LOT OF INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE 468 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,502 HISTORICAL ARTI-- [ SHATTERING ] 469 00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,335 [ SIGHS ] Toki: OKAY, PALS! 470 00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:51,335 GETS SOMES SLEEPS! 471 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,961 TOMORROWS WE WORKS ON THATS RECORDS! 472 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:53,919 FUCK YEAH, MAN! THAT GUY IS COOL. 473 00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:55,752 THANKS FOR THE ROOM! 474 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,460 Murderface: IT'S MY ROOM, ACTUALLY. 475 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:58,877 YO! ASSISTANT DUDE! 476 00:15:58,961 --> 00:15:59,877 Murderface: ME? 477 00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:01,002 YEAH, DILDO! 478 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,835 Murderface: I'M NOT THE ASSISTANT. 479 00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,794 I'M THE LABEL HEAD -- WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER. 480 00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:07,752 SEND UP SOME FUCKING BOOZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. 481 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,085 Murderface: UH, GUYS, UH, WE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 482 00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:13,835 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T PARTY TOO HARD. 483 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,669 I BOOKED AND RESERVED STUDIO TIME, AND IT'S -- 484 00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:18,877 ALL I HEAR IS, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." 485 00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:23,293 GO...GET...US...SOME...BOOZE. 486 00:16:23,377 --> 00:16:24,543 YEAH, AND BLOW. 487 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:25,669 Murderface: OKAY. 488 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,502 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 489 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,961 Pickles: DUDES, WE'RE BLOWING THROUGH SONGS AT RECORD SPEEDS. 490 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:33,961 WE WROTE AND RECORDED 47 SONGS, AND IT'S 2:15 P.M.! 491 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,585 SOMETHING LIKE THAT USUALLY TAKES ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF! 492 00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:39,126 Skwisgaar: MAYBE BECAUSE THERE AMS NOBODYS CLOGGINGS UP 493 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,460 THE PROCESS. 494 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,043 Pickles: IT'S LIKE KICKING MURDERFACE AND TOKI OUT OF THE 495 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:48,043 BAND MAY HAVE BEEN THE BEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE. 496 00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:50,043 [ GROANS ] Murderface: WHAT THE FUCK 497 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:50,835 HAPPENED HERE? Toki: WELL FUCKS DUDES. 498 00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:52,919 LEAVES US ALONE, MAN. 499 00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:54,627 WE WAS UPS ALL NIGHTS PARTYIN'! 500 00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,543 Murderface: UH, TOKI, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 501 00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:58,919 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 502 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,085 WE HAVE TO RECORD THESE GUYS! 503 00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,293 Toki: WHY? 504 00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:04,002 WHO GIVES A SHIT? Murderface: TOKI! THE LABEL! 505 00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,168 MURDERTOOTH RECORDS! 506 00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:06,585 Toki: OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 507 00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:07,877 Murderface: FOCUS! 508 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,502 WE'RE FUCKING OUT SO MUCH MONEY, TOKI. 509 00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:11,293 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! 510 00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,377 Toki: OW! YOU HURTING MY ARMS! 511 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,627 Murderface: LOOK, IF THIS CD SELLS, WE'LL BE IN THE CLEAR. 512 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:19,293 YOU SENT IN THOSE SONGWRITING CONTRACTS, DIDN'T YOU? 513 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,627 Toki: OH, YEAH. 514 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,293 Murderface: OH, GOOD! 515 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,877 THANK GOD. 516 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,168 HOO! 517 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,710 'CAUSE THAT'S IMPORTANT! 518 00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:30,877 [ GUITAR STRUMS ] [ GLASS CLINKS ] 519 00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:32,961 OKAY, STOP. 520 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,085 HE'S, UH -- IS HE ON HEROIN? 521 00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:36,335 Toki: YEPS. 522 00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:38,710 MOST OF THIS BANDS HAS A MAJORS HEROINS PROBLEMS. 523 00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:40,794 THEYS ALL RIDINGS THAT WHITE HORSE. 524 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:41,835 Murderface: ARE YOU SERIOUS? 525 00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:42,877 THEY'RE ALL HEROIN ADDICTS? 526 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,669 Toki: YEAH, LOOKS AT THE TRACK MARKS. 527 00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:47,126 Murderface: I THOUGHT THEY JUST HAD A LOT OF ARM FRECKLES! 528 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,377 FUCK! DON'T THEY KNOW THE ORDER OF 529 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,210 SHIT? YOU GET FAMOUS FIRST. 530 00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,168 THEN YOU BECOME A HEROIN ADDICT! 531 00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:54,418 COME ON, GUYS! 532 00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:55,919 Toki: LOOKS LIKES WE'VE GOTS TO RECORD OURSELVES. 533 00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:57,669 Murderface: DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 534 00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:58,627 GET SOME PAPER AND PENCILS. 535 00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,835 WE GOT TO WRITE THEIR ALBUM. 536 00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:00,710 LET'S GET TO WORK. 537 00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,002 TIME IS MONEY. 538 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:05,627 [ METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Toki: HERE IT COMES AGAINS. 539 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,919 Murderface: LET'S GET LUCKY! 540 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,168 [ METAL MUSIC CONTINUES ] I NEED A BREAK. 541 00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,418 I NEED A BREAK. I'M STARVING. 542 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:22,043 YOU WANT SOMETHING? Toki: FUCKS YEAH. 543 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,710 I'M STARVINGS. 544 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,293 Murderface: NO. 545 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,377 THE FOOD. 546 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,877 MAN, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 547 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:31,043 OH, ME NEITHER. 548 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:32,085 NEITHER DO I. 549 00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,794 YO, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP, MAN. 550 00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:38,794 [ ALL VOMITING ] YEAH, THROW UP ON THE FLOOR. 551 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,043 LET THAT ASSHOLE CLEAN IT UP. 552 00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:44,585 [ INTENSE METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Nathan: STOP THE TRACK. 553 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:46,377 [ MUSIC STOPS ] Pickles: DUDE, IT JUST SOUNDS 554 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,377 TOO HAPPY. 555 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,627 IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE TOO CONTENT. 556 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,835 Nathan: YOU'RE RIGHT. 557 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,293 FUCK, IT'S MISSING SOMETHING. 558 00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:52,669 SOMETHING STUPID. 559 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:53,835 SOMETHING FAT. 560 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:55,335 SOMETHING DISAGREEABLE. 561 00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,710 IT'S MISSING... 562 00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:57,835 IT'S MISSING NEGATIVITY. 563 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,418 Pickles: IT JUST CAME TOO FUCKING EASY. 564 00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:00,919 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 565 00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:01,877 Nathan: LISTEN TO THAT! 566 00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:03,126 LISTEN. 567 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,669 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE HAVING FUN. 568 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,794 Pickles: WE WERE HAVING FUN. 569 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,335 Skwisgaar: IT SOUNDS DILDOS. 570 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,377 IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF GUITARS WE'RE BURYINGS BECAUSE 571 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,502 THEY AMS WRONGS. 572 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,460 Nathan: YEAH. 573 00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:14,002 [ MUSIC STOPS ] FUCK! 574 00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:16,168 Pickles: WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 575 00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:18,627 Nathan: ANYBODY CARE IF I DELETE THESE 47 SONGS? 576 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:19,669 Skwisgaar: NO. 577 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:21,168 Pickles: NO. 578 00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:24,460 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] Murderface: UGH! 579 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:28,752 [ RETCHING ] [ CRYING ] 580 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,543 [ RETCHING ] [ CRYING ] 581 00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:35,710 HEY, YO, CLEANING MAN, WE NEED SOME CASH NOW MOTHERFUCKER. 582 00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,210 YEAH, RETARDO. 583 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,627 Murderface: I'M THE HEAD OF THE LABEL. 584 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,293 DIDN'T I JUST GIVE YOU GUYS A HUGE ADVANCE? 585 00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:43,585 WE FUCKING SPENT IT! 586 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:44,585 WE NEED MONEY NOW! 587 00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:45,877 LET'S GO! 588 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,043 WORST-CASE SCENARIO, WE CAN STEAL SOME OF THIS STUDIO 589 00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,210 EQUIPMENT AND SELL IT ON THE STREETS. 590 00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:53,418 IN THE MEANTIME, TELL YOUR BOSS TOKI WE NEED ANOTHER 591 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:58,794 ADVANCE MOHTERFUCKER. Charles: WELL, IT'S BEEN A 592 00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,877 MONTH, AND YOU'VE COMPLETED YOUR MUSICAL SEPARATION. 593 00:20:00,961 --> 00:20:02,961 AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE A DECISION. 594 00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:06,585 NATHAN, SKWISGAAR, PICKLES, YOU WROTE, RECORDED, AND DELETED 595 00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:09,835 47 TRACKS OF MUSIC AND COMPLETELY MISSED YOUR DEADLINE. 596 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:13,085 TOKI AND MURDERFACE, YOU STARTED A LABEL, PRODUCED, WROTE, AND 597 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,126 RECORDED AN ENTIRE RECORD, BUT TODAY'S THE DAY. 598 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,002 YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND. 599 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:23,168 GENTLEMEN, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. 600 00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,794 Murderface: HELP ME. 601 00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,168 I'M DROWNING HERE. 602 00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:27,752 I JUST WANT THEM OUT OF MY LIFE. 603 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:28,794 I WANT MY LIFE BACK. 604 00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:29,961 JUST HELP ME. 605 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,752 I WAS CLEANING PUKE AND I -- JUST HELP ME OUT. 606 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,585 JUST DO SOME-- COME ON, MAN! 607 00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,335 I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK! 608 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:40,794 Nathan: MURDERFACE, YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT 609 00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,919 BUT WE NEED YOU BACK. 610 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:45,126 YOU SEE, WE'RE TOO GOOD WITHOUT YOU. 611 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,794 IT KIND OF SUCKS DICK. 612 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,794 GIVE HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS. 613 00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,835 AND, UH, TOKI, UH... 614 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,168 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 615 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,502 IT'S MAKING NEWS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 616 00:20:57,585 --> 00:21:00,210 DETHKLOK, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, IS ALLOWING A BAND TO 617 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,377 OPEN UP FOR THEM! 618 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,752 AND WHO IS THIS BAND? 619 00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:05,627 FROM NEW METAL LABEL MURDERTOOTH RECORDS COMES 620 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,669 GET THEE HENCE. 621 00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:08,710 THEIR CD DEBUTS THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. 622 00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:11,752 WHAT A PUSH FOR THIS BRAND-NEW UNKNOWN BAND! 623 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,168 Murderface: TOKI, WE DID IT! 624 00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,627 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD, BUT ALL THIS HARD WORK IS ACTUALLY 625 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:16,377 PAYING OFF! 626 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,877 Toki: OH, YEAH, BABES. 627 00:21:17,961 --> 00:21:20,335 Murderface: AND WE'RE FINALLY GONNA CLEAN UP ON THE BACK-END 628 00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:22,710 BECAUSE WE OWN ALL THEIR FUCKING PUBLISHING! 629 00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:25,252 ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING. 630 00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:28,710 SORRY TO INFORM YOU BOYS, BUT ALL PUBLISHING GOES TO MY 631 00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:29,752 CLIENTS. 632 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,543 Murderface: BUT -- BUT -- BUT HOW? 633 00:21:31,627 --> 00:21:33,252 WE DID ALL THE PAPERWORK! 634 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,377 DIDN'T WE, TOKI? 635 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,502 Toki: YEAH, I DIDS ALL THE PAPERWORKS MYSELF. 636 00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:38,877 YEAH, YOU FILLED OUT EVERYTHING IN NORWEGIAN, IDIOT. 637 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:41,002 THAT MEANS YOU GET NOTHING. 638 00:21:41,085 --> 00:21:44,085 [ LAUGHING ] YO, SORRY, DUDES. 639 00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:45,252 THAT'S BUSINESS. 640 00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:48,502 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 641 00:21:48,585 --> 00:21:51,669 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MURDERTOOTH RECORDING 642 00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:53,752 ARTISTS GET THEE HENCE! 643 00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:54,835 YO, YO, YO, YO! 644 00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:56,085 WHAT UP, WHAT UP?! 645 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,293 WE'RE THE GET THEE HENCE! 646 00:21:58,377 --> 00:22:00,335 YEAH! 647 00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,585 YO, WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH YOU PEOPLE, MAN? 648 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,002 THIS IS THE REAL SHIT YOU HEARD ME? 649 00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,919 [ CROWD BOOING ] AAH! 650 00:22:08,002 --> 00:22:09,502 YO, YO, THAT HURTS! 651 00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:10,502 AAH! 652 00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:11,919 OH, GOD! 653 00:22:12,002 --> 00:22:17,502 GET OFF MY -- [ RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING ] 654 00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:19,585 AAH!