1 00:00:03,418 --> 00:00:05,502 Narrator: LEGENDARY DETHKLOK GUITARIST SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF 2 00:00:05,585 --> 00:00:08,210 HAS A PROVEN TO BE QUITE THE LADIES' MAN OVER THE YEARS. 3 00:00:08,293 --> 00:00:10,168 BUT HAS THAT COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM? 4 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:12,335 RECENT LAW SUITS CLAIM THAT HE HAS FATHERED LITERALLY 5 00:00:12,418 --> 00:00:14,794 THOUSANDS OF ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN. 6 00:00:14,877 --> 00:00:16,919 OF COURSE THAT ENTIRE CASE WAS THROWN OUT AFTER 7 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:18,293 THE FOLLOWING WAS SUBMITTED. 8 00:00:18,377 --> 00:00:19,961 SKWISGAAR IS IN NO WAY THE LEGAL FATHER, GUARDIAN, ETC 9 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:21,126 OF THESE CHILDREN. 10 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,210 YOU SEE, IN ORDER TO GET BACKSTAGE OR HAVE ANY KIND 11 00:00:23,293 --> 00:00:25,252 OF AUDIENCE WITH SKWIGELF, EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD MUST 12 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:27,543 SIGN A "PATERNITY WAIVER" THAT LEGALLY DISALLOWS EVEN 13 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:30,002 THE NOTION THAT SKWISGAAR COULD BE THE FATHER OF THEIR CHILDREN 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:32,835 REGARDLESS OF A POTENTIAL POSITIVE DNA TESTS. 15 00:00:32,919 --> 00:00:35,168 IS THERE A BIGGER CONNECTION HERE? 16 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,669 SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF NEVER ACTUALLY MET HIS FATHER. 17 00:00:37,752 --> 00:00:40,335 IS THAT WHY HE FEELS THE NEED TO FATHER SO MANY ILLEGITIMATE 18 00:00:40,418 --> 00:00:41,877 CHILDREN? 19 00:00:41,961 --> 00:00:44,085 IS THE LACK OF A FATHER IN SWKIGELF'S LIFE THE REASON 20 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:45,752 HE BECAME A GUITAR GOD? 21 00:00:45,835 --> 00:00:48,210 AND CAN HE STAY A GUITAR GOD? 22 00:00:48,293 --> 00:00:50,502 IS THE PRESSURE OF BEING A DEADBEAT FATHER 23 00:00:50,585 --> 00:00:56,377 GETTING TO HIM? 24 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,919 HE EVEN CANCELLED SEVERAL DETHKLOK DATES CITING 25 00:00:59,002 --> 00:01:00,543 GUITAR EXHAUSTION. 26 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,293 HOW CAN A MAN CONTINUE THIS KIND OF SEXUAL PROMISCUITY 27 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:06,377 AND STILL LEAD A NORMAL LIFE? 28 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:11,585 IS SKWIGELF ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS GUITAR BREAKDOWN? 29 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:12,585 HERE YOU ARE, MA'AM. 30 00:01:12,669 --> 00:01:14,669 SORRY ABOUT THE LOSS IN THE LAW SUIT. 31 00:01:14,752 --> 00:01:16,418 HOWEVER, WE'D LIKE TO DONATE A STANDARD ISSUE PARTING PACKAGE 32 00:01:16,502 --> 00:01:19,418 INCLUDING ENOUGH MONEY FOR COLLEGE TUITION, FOOD STAMPS, 33 00:01:19,502 --> 00:01:22,126 THE ENTIRE DETHKLOK CD CATALOGUE, AND OF COURSE 34 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:24,043 FIVE DOLLARS OFF AT HOT TOPIC. 35 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,210 HERE YOU GO. 36 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,502 MR. SKWIGELF!? 37 00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:28,168 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THE FATHERLESS CHILDREN AND 38 00:01:28,252 --> 00:01:29,335 ABANDONED MOTHERS OUT THERE? 39 00:01:29,418 --> 00:01:32,418 PLEASE STAND AWAY OR YOU'LL BE TAZERED. 40 00:01:32,502 --> 00:01:35,460 [ TAZER BUZZES, MAN SCREAMS ] HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE? 41 00:01:35,543 --> 00:01:36,460 YOU OKAY? 42 00:01:36,543 --> 00:01:38,335 YEAH, UH. 43 00:01:38,418 --> 00:01:40,752 WHAT ARE YOU, UH, THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD? 44 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:41,919 YEAH. 45 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,502 I MEAN HE COULD HAVE LEFT, UH, 46 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:49,085 RIGHT AFTER THE DEED WAS DONE AND UH, NEVER EVEN HELD YOU 47 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:52,210 IN HIS ARMS. 48 00:01:52,293 --> 00:01:56,418 THE MIGHTY STRENGTH OF A FATHER'S TOUCH 49 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,669 LOST FOREVER. 50 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:02,043 GONE. 51 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:04,210 MY FATHER HAD STRONG HANDS. 52 00:02:04,293 --> 00:02:06,335 I THINK IT'S TIME I FOUND MY FATHER. 53 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,919 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 54 00:02:09,002 --> 00:02:12,377 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 55 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:16,002 DETHKLOK! ♪ SO, UH, I THINK WE SHOULD 56 00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:18,669 BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE TOWARD SKWISGAAR, 57 00:02:18,752 --> 00:02:19,835 HE'S GOING THROUGH A LOT. 58 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,877 HE STARTED SEARCHING FOR HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 59 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:25,919 SO MAYBE WE CAN JUST SHOW A LITTLE AFFECTION TOWARDS HIM. 60 00:02:26,002 --> 00:02:27,502 HA HA!! DATS GAYS! 61 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:28,961 C'MON MAN. 62 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:31,252 DON'T SAY, "SHOWING AFFECTION" AND EXPECT US TO FUCKIN' REACT. 63 00:02:31,335 --> 00:02:32,460 OKAY, WELL GUYS LISTEN. 64 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:33,794 I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT. 65 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:36,002 SKWISGAAR NEVER HAD A FATHER, ALRIGHT? 66 00:02:36,085 --> 00:02:41,627 SO? MY DAD'S JUST DIED. 67 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,377 AND I'M TOTALLY COOLS WITH IT. 68 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,418 GUYS, I'M SAYING HE NEVER EVEN HAD A -- 69 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:51,085 MY FATHER'S DEAD AND I'M TOTALLY FINE. 70 00:02:51,168 --> 00:02:52,669 I LOVE THAT MY DAD'S DEAD. 71 00:02:52,752 --> 00:02:54,669 I GOT NO RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAD. 72 00:02:54,752 --> 00:02:57,126 OTHER THAN I HATE HIM, YOU KNOW? 73 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,168 GET OUT OF HERE. 74 00:02:58,252 --> 00:03:04,002 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN. 75 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:06,460 YOU KNOW, I REALIZED THE OTHER DAY THAT I DON'T 76 00:03:06,543 --> 00:03:07,710 EVEN KNOW HIS FIRST NAME. 77 00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:08,710 AND I'M PROUD. 78 00:03:08,794 --> 00:03:10,669 I'M PROUD TO KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT. 79 00:03:10,752 --> 00:03:11,710 ALRIGHT, I GET IT. 80 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,710 FINE, YOU ARE ALL WITHOUT FATHERS ALRIGHT. 81 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,710 I'M NOT. 82 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:19,669 I FUCKIN' LOVE MY DAD. 83 00:03:19,752 --> 00:03:23,002 MY DAD'S FUCKIN AWESOME. 84 00:03:23,085 --> 00:03:25,002 JUST BE NICE TO SKWISGAAR ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, OKAY? 85 00:03:25,085 --> 00:03:26,961 SEE WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE HIS LIFE A LITTLE BIT EASIER 86 00:03:27,043 --> 00:03:28,126 ALRIGHT? 87 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,835 EH, MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER HUH? 88 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,460 I DON'T WANTS TO SOUNDS INSENSITIVES BUTS I MEANS 89 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:35,669 UHHH, IF SKWISGAARS DOESN'T GETS HIS CRAPS TOGETHERS 90 00:03:35,752 --> 00:03:38,126 I MAY REALLY HAS A SHOTS AT BEINGS LEADS GUITARIST! 91 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,210 ME TOKI! 92 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:41,210 FINALLYS AMS NO MORES IN DE SHADOWS. 93 00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:43,168 WHATS DO YOU THINKS ABOUT DAT, PICKLE? 94 00:03:43,252 --> 00:03:45,043 TOKI, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE EARLY TO START 95 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:47,168 JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS? 96 00:03:47,252 --> 00:03:48,460 JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS? 97 00:03:48,543 --> 00:03:50,377 WHATS DE FUCKS AM DATS SUPPOSED TO MEANS HUH? 98 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:51,377 NOTHING. NOTHING! 99 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,418 YOU LISTENS TO ME. 100 00:03:53,502 --> 00:03:56,168 WHENS I BECOMES LEADS GUITARIST THINGS AM GONNA CHANGE 101 00:03:56,252 --> 00:03:57,085 AROUND HERE!! 102 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:58,877 FINE FINE, JUST LET GO OF ME. 103 00:03:58,961 --> 00:04:00,794 YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY NIPPLES OFF. 104 00:04:00,877 --> 00:04:01,710 I'M SORRY! 105 00:04:01,794 --> 00:04:03,877 DON'T GET PHYSICAL WITH PEOPLE. 106 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:05,126 ONE MINUTE, 45 SECONDS... 107 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,543 HEY NATE LOOK, LOOK. 108 00:04:06,627 --> 00:04:08,252 I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 109 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,335 YOU KNOW HOW MY ROLE IN THIS BAND HAS ALWAYS BEEN 110 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,002 THAT OF LIKE A BAND FATHER. 111 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:14,043 I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE. 112 00:04:14,126 --> 00:04:15,252 YOU KNOW? 113 00:04:15,335 --> 00:04:17,377 I'M KIND OF LIKE THE FATHER, THE SEEDS OF THE BAND. 114 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:18,418 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 115 00:04:18,502 --> 00:04:19,752 UGH. 116 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,919 WELL, YOU KNOW SKWISGAAR, HE DOESN'T HAVE A FATHER. 117 00:04:22,002 --> 00:04:23,752 SO YOU GET WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? 118 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:24,919 UHH.. 119 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:25,585 I'M THE BAND FATHER. 120 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:26,669 HE IS FATHERLESS. 121 00:04:26,752 --> 00:04:27,919 WOULD YOU MOVE A LITTLE BIT PLEASE? 122 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,293 OH SURE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 123 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:31,794 SEE I'M GOING TO HELP SKWISGAAR TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE 124 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:32,752 TO HAVE A FATHER. 125 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:33,961 I, SEE THIS IS WHAT I DO BEST! 126 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:35,085 I DO IT ANYWAY. 127 00:04:35,168 --> 00:04:37,002 CAN YOU MOVE A LITTLE BIT FURTHER? 128 00:04:37,085 --> 00:04:38,961 I JUST WANNA -- YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THE MICROWAVE. 129 00:04:39,043 --> 00:04:39,919 OH SORRY RIGHT. 130 00:04:40,002 --> 00:04:41,085 CAN I SAY ONE OTHER THING? 131 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:42,627 I THINK IT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA. 132 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:43,961 WHAT? 133 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:46,252 TO FUCK AROUND WITH SKWISGAAR'S WHOLE FATHER ISSUE. 134 00:04:46,335 --> 00:04:48,752 SKWISGAAR DOESN'T HAVE A FATHER. 135 00:04:48,835 --> 00:04:50,710 I'LL BE HIS FATHER. 136 00:04:50,794 --> 00:04:53,085 WHAT ARE YOU DILDOS LOOKING AT? 137 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,669 YOU KNOW SKWISGAAR IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A FATHER 138 00:04:55,752 --> 00:04:56,961 AROUND HERE. 139 00:04:57,043 --> 00:05:00,126 YOU KNOW? 140 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:02,085 RUMORS HAVE CIRCULATED CAUSING A FRENZIED PANIC 141 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,210 THAT SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS STARTED A WORLDWIDE SEARCH 142 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:13,585 FOR HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 143 00:05:13,669 --> 00:05:15,043 ANYTHINGS YET? 144 00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:16,418 NOT YET SIRE. 145 00:05:16,502 --> 00:05:18,669 SEVERAL THOUSAND GENTLEMEN HAVE COME FORWARD CLAIMING TO BE 146 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,835 YOUR FATHER. 147 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,502 SEVERAL THOUSGAND? 148 00:05:21,585 --> 00:05:23,752 THEY ALL CLAIM TO HAVE HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, 149 00:05:23,835 --> 00:05:26,126 SURFETTA, IN A PERIOD OF A MONTH. 150 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,794 THIS SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE, SIRE. 151 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:29,669 UGH, YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOMS. 152 00:05:29,752 --> 00:05:30,877 UGH. 153 00:05:30,961 --> 00:05:32,627 PERHAPS SHE WOULD BE OF AIDE IN THIS SEARCH. 154 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,585 SHALL I CONTACT HER? 155 00:05:33,669 --> 00:05:35,126 NO! DON'T CONTACT HER. 156 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,085 YOU LIABLE WINDS UP BEING A CANDIDATE FOR MY'S DADS TOO. 157 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:39,210 ALRIGHT YOU KNOW? 158 00:05:39,293 --> 00:05:42,835 ANYWAYS, I THINK SHE'S PART OF THE PROBLEM. 159 00:05:49,752 --> 00:05:54,669 MOMS, I'M HOMES. 160 00:05:54,752 --> 00:06:09,794 [ GRUNTING ] ♪ 161 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:33,043 [ GROWLING ] ♪ 162 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,585 ♪ KNOCK KNOCK! 163 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,794 CAN I COME IN? 164 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:05,335 SKWISGAAR, I WANT TO OFFER YOU SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY 165 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:07,085 SPECTACULAR. 166 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:11,252 I'M OFFERING TO BE YOUR FATHER, UH, A FATHER. 167 00:07:11,335 --> 00:07:13,126 A FATHER FIGURE FOR YOU. 168 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:16,669 I WANNA BE YOUR FATHER, FIGURE. 169 00:07:16,752 --> 00:07:19,585 SKWISGAAR JUST TREAT ME LIKE THE DAD YOU NEVER HAD. 170 00:07:19,669 --> 00:07:20,585 CALL ME DAD. GO ON, GIVE IT A SHOT. 171 00:07:21,669 --> 00:07:23,752 JUST CALL ME DAD. 172 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:25,002 GO ON. 173 00:07:25,085 --> 00:07:28,460 [ DOOR OPENS ] HEY, UH I'M JUST SEEING WHAT 174 00:07:28,543 --> 00:07:29,794 YOU GUYS ARE DOING YOU KNOW? 175 00:07:29,877 --> 00:07:32,502 SEE IF ANYBODY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WANTED TO TAKE ME 176 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,543 TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING. 177 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:34,835 PICKLES! FUCK OFF! 178 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:38,335 I'M HAVING A MAN TO MAN TALK WITH MY... STRONG AND BRAVE 179 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:39,794 LITTLE SOLIDER HERE. 180 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,335 I'M VERY BRAVE. 181 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:42,543 AND VERY STRONG TOO, I MEAN. 182 00:07:42,627 --> 00:07:43,502 PICKLES DAMMIT. 183 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:44,710 I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE. 184 00:07:44,794 --> 00:07:46,502 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T.... 185 00:07:46,585 --> 00:07:48,085 SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN! 186 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,919 I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE AND YOU BETTER BEAT IT OR 187 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:53,752 I WILL SERIOUSLY SPANK YOUR ASS RED. 188 00:07:53,835 --> 00:07:54,961 BUT I WANNA HANG OUT TOO! 189 00:07:55,043 --> 00:07:55,961 ONE! WHY CAN'T I GO?! 190 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:57,919 TWO!! 191 00:07:58,002 --> 00:07:58,961 WHY CAN'T I HANG OUT!! 192 00:07:59,043 --> 00:07:59,961 THREE!! 193 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:01,043 WHOAAAA! 194 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:02,794 ANYWAY, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 195 00:08:02,877 --> 00:08:04,919 OH! I'VE GOT A LOT OF FUN PLANNED FOR US, JUNIOR! 196 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:06,085 LET'S GET THOSE BOOTS ON! 197 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,794 COME ON! 198 00:08:08,877 --> 00:08:18,794 ♪ WHOA, WHOA. 199 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:29,002 ♪ WHOA, WHOA. 200 00:08:29,085 --> 00:08:30,168 PICKLE! WHAT'S WONG WITH YOU? 201 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:31,210 WHAT'S GOING ON? 202 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,543 NOTHING. 203 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:36,418 JUST, WHY DOES MURDERFACE FAVOR SKWISGAAR OVER ME? 204 00:08:36,502 --> 00:08:37,168 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 205 00:08:37,252 --> 00:08:38,377 WAIT. 206 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,043 SO WHAT MURDERFACE IS REALLY ACTING LIKE A FATHER 207 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:42,043 TO SKWISGAAR? I MEAN. 208 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,002 HOW'S THAT GOING? IT'S GOINGS GREAT!!! 209 00:08:45,085 --> 00:08:47,293 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE THEM TOGETHER!! 210 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:50,335 THEY GET ALONG LIKE REAL FATHER AND SON. 211 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:51,919 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT US? 212 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:54,210 AND HERE WE SIT LIKE A COUPLE OF HOMOS. 213 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:55,627 TOTALLY EXCLUDED. 214 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:57,627 JUST LIKE MY OLD MAN DID TO ME! 215 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:58,585 YEAH! ME, TOO! 216 00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:01,210 THIS IS GONNA SCREW ME UP SO MUCH! 217 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,210 I KNOW IT IS. 218 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:03,252 MURDERFACE! 219 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,877 I KNOW IT IS! 220 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:08,293 ANY NEWS ON MY FATHERS? 221 00:09:08,377 --> 00:09:11,377 I AM SORRY, MY LORD, BUT NONE OF THE DNA TESTS MATCH. 222 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,585 [ BIG SIGH ] ALL THOSE THOUSANDS OF MEN 223 00:09:13,669 --> 00:09:16,335 MANAGED TO EJACULATE INTO YOUR MOTHER WITHOUT BEING 224 00:09:16,418 --> 00:09:17,252 YOUR FATHER. 225 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,002 HE MUST STILL BE OUT THERE. 226 00:09:19,085 --> 00:09:21,502 BUT HE HASN'T COME FORWARD. 227 00:09:21,585 --> 00:09:24,043 ALL THOSE MEN. 228 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:25,710 ALL THAT EJACULATE. 229 00:09:25,794 --> 00:09:27,210 YES, THANK YOU. 230 00:09:27,293 --> 00:09:28,460 I UNDERSTANDS. 231 00:09:28,543 --> 00:09:30,293 JUST. 232 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:31,710 PLEASE LEAVES ME BE. 233 00:09:31,794 --> 00:09:33,877 HEY, WHAT ABOUT US? 234 00:09:33,961 --> 00:09:36,377 WHEN WILL WE BE SATISFIED? 235 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,502 I NEVER THOUGHTS I'D SAY DIS BUT... 236 00:09:39,585 --> 00:09:46,460 I'M NOTS IN DE MOOD. 237 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,877 ♪ AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 238 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,752 NOOOOOO!!!!! 239 00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:24,752 [ FALCON CRIES ] AND HE THREW HIS GUITAR 240 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:26,252 INTO THE SNOW. 241 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,252 HE DID? YES! 242 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,168 BUT DUDE, THAT'S HIS GUITAR!! 243 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:31,126 HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 244 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,252 OH WHATS, THATS HORRIBLES FOR HIMS. 245 00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:34,460 POOR GUY. 246 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,460 SO WHATS DOES THIS MEANS FOR THE BANDS, THE FUTURE, 247 00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:43,126 MES? 248 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,293 SKWISGAAR'S COMING DOWN NOW. 249 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,210 PERHAPS HE'LL HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS THAT'LL GET HIM 250 00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:47,752 BACK ON TRACK. 251 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:50,794 AH, HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS. 252 00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:53,377 I'M GOING TO PLAY YOU A MESSAGE MY MOMS 253 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,002 JUST LEFT ME. 254 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:56,418 SKWISGAAR. 255 00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,293 COME HOME TO SWEDEN. 256 00:10:58,377 --> 00:11:00,377 I FOUND HIM. 257 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,377 I FOUND YOUR FATHER. 258 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,460 SHE FOUNDS MY FATHERS. 259 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:04,502 Toki: THAT'S GREAT! 260 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:05,710 Murderface: WHAT? FATHER? 261 00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:08,794 AND I'M MOVING BACK TO SWEDEN. 262 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,752 WAIT, WHAT? 263 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,460 AND I'M QUITTING DE BAND. 264 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,543 GOODBYE. 265 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:20,502 SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS LEFT DETHKLOK TO FIND HIS FATHER. 266 00:11:20,585 --> 00:11:21,961 GENERAL CROZIER. 267 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,835 SKWIGELF HAS INHERITED AN UNYIELDING PROMISCUITY 268 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:28,210 FROM HIS MOTHER, SURETTA SKWIGELF. 269 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:31,168 THIS HAS MADE DETERMINING THE FATHER QUITE DIFFICULT. 270 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:35,502 BUT EVEN MORE DANGEROUS, THE BAND APPEARS TO BE SUFFERING 271 00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:38,168 FROM FATHER ABANDONMENT ISSUES. 272 00:11:38,252 --> 00:11:40,710 HERE TO TELL US MORE IS OUR FATHERHOOD EXPERT 273 00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:43,293 DR. IMPTNIN PMILTSON. 274 00:11:43,377 --> 00:11:44,377 DR. PMILTSON? 275 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,502 SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS EXCELLED BEYOND THAT 276 00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:47,877 OF A MORTAL. 277 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,168 IS HE A GOD? 278 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:52,043 HIS PARENTS SUGGEST HE IS NO MERE MORTAL. 279 00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:55,043 LIKE ZEUS HE WOULD DESCEND FROM OLYMPUS TO IMPREGNATE 280 00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:58,252 MORTAL WOMEN, THUS CREATING A WORLD OF DEMI-GODS MUCH LIKE 281 00:11:58,335 --> 00:12:01,418 SKWIGELF AND HIS RECENT PATERNITY SUITS. 282 00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:04,043 AND NOW HE THREATENS TO MOVE BACK TO HIS HOMELAND, SWEDEN? 283 00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,210 WHY? 284 00:12:05,293 --> 00:12:08,669 HE WISHES TO RESUME HIS LIFE AS A MORTAL. 285 00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:12,377 A GOD MUST GIVE UP ALL THE POWER THAT GAVE HIM LIFE. 286 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:16,168 AND ONCE THE COMMONERS REALIZE THEY HAVE LOST THEIR GOD, 287 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:21,377 THEY WILL TURN. 288 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:27,752 DIS AMS YOUR DADS. 289 00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,210 YOU AMS MY FATHERS? 290 00:12:29,293 --> 00:12:30,710 WHATS? NO. 291 00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:32,627 HE AMS YOUR NEWS DADS. 292 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,002 YOUR STEPFATHERS. 293 00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:36,002 WE AMS GOT MARRIED! 294 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:37,210 I AMS TYR. 295 00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,877 GOODS TO MEET YOU! 296 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,794 BUT YOU SAIDS YOU FOUND MY FATHERS. 297 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,835 YEAH! IT AMS HIMS! 298 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:44,043 WAIT. 299 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,710 NOW YOU SAYS THAT HE AMS MY STEPS FATHERS. 300 00:12:46,794 --> 00:12:48,085 YEAH WELL DATS WHATS I MEANT. 301 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,335 WHATEVERS! 302 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,126 HE AMS NOWS YOURS FAMILY. 303 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,418 STEPS FATHER. 304 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:55,752 DO YOU THINKS YOU COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER ON DE PHONES? 305 00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:57,752 HE AMS NOW'S YOUR DADS. 306 00:12:57,835 --> 00:13:00,252 I WANT YOU TWOS TO GETS ALONGS. 307 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:03,543 HE AMS A WOODWORKERS ANNNNND YOU GUYS GET ALONGS 308 00:13:03,627 --> 00:13:06,043 AS TYR DOES DABBLES IN PRAGUE MUSICS. 309 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:18,460 [ SIGHS ] ♪ 310 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:19,460 WHATS HAPPENS IN HERE? 311 00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:20,961 DID SOMEBODYS THROW A PARTY? 312 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,043 YEAH IT SURE LOOKS LIKES A MESS. 313 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:24,043 WHO DID IT? 314 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:26,794 PROBABLY YOUR SONS DIDS THATS PARTS. 315 00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:31,293 THATS WAS PROBABLY YOUS SONS THAT DID. 316 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,627 MY SONS THE ONES THAT GOES AND WHATS GETS GOOD GRADES 317 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:35,835 AT SCHOOL. 318 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:38,794 WELL SOMEBODYS GOING TO HAVE TO BE PUNISHED. 319 00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:40,043 DATS YOUR PARTS TOO. 320 00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:41,627 I DOS THE NICE PART. 321 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:42,669 YOUS DO THE PUNISH. 322 00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:43,835 GUU. 323 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:46,460 YOU GOOD COPS BAD COPS. 324 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,627 EHHHH? 325 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:49,585 OH YEAH! 326 00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:51,002 DATS WHAT'S I TOLD YA. 327 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:51,961 EHHUHH. 328 00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,585 BUT THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YA. 329 00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:54,460 OH YEAH! 330 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,752 BUT THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU! 331 00:13:55,835 --> 00:14:00,126 [ BOTH GIGGLE ] THIS AMS THE BEST EPISODES OF 332 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,002 TWO SWEDISH DADS WHATS ARE YOUS. 333 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:06,877 [ GIGGLES ] [ MOANS ] 334 00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:08,252 OKAY. 335 00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:09,335 DATS ALL I CAN TAKES OF DIS. 336 00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:10,252 GOODNIGHTS. 337 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,335 DATS ALL YOU CAN TAKES OF WHATS? 338 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,252 OF YOU! 339 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,252 THE TWOS OF YOUS GROPINS EACH OTHER. 340 00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,710 I CAN HEAR YOUR SALIVA. 341 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,543 IT AMS FUCKING DISGUSTINGS!! 342 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,669 SKWISGAAR! 343 00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:24,252 DON'T TALKS TO YOUR MOTHERS DATS WAY!! 344 00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:25,669 FUCK YOUS! 345 00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:26,835 ALRIGHTS! 346 00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:29,502 YOU AMMENTS MY FUCKINGS DAD! 347 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:30,710 AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 348 00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:43,502 [ SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING IN AGONY ] 349 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:47,543 WHAT'S HAVE I DONE? 350 00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:49,877 WAIT STOP! 351 00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,794 STOP! STOP! STOP! 352 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:52,794 TOKI!!! 353 00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:53,919 WHATS? 354 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:54,794 YOU'VE GOT TO TURN IT DOWN! ALRIGHT? 355 00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,043 WHATS AM YOUR PROBLEMS! 356 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,043 DO YOU THINK YOU MAY BE OVERDOING IT A LITTLE ON VOLUME 357 00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,377 AND PLAYING JUST A TOUCH? 358 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,585 NO! I DON'T HAPPENS TO THINKS I'M OVERDOINGS IT. 359 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,460 LOOKS, ALL YOU I AMS LEADS GUITARIST NOW AND WE DOES IT 360 00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,126 MY WAY OR DES HIGHWWAY!!! 361 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,168 HEY. MURDERFACE! 362 00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:09,543 ARE YOU EVEN HERE? 363 00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:10,460 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 364 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,502 I MEAN YOU WANNA WEIGH IN ON THIS? 365 00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:13,585 HOLD ON!! HOLD ON, GEEZ! 366 00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:14,543 HEY SON. 367 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:15,877 IT'S... 368 00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:17,710 IT'S DAD-ER-FACE... 369 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,085 I MEAN, IS YOUR PHONE OFF? 370 00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:23,585 YOU JUST LEFT AND AS YOUR FA-- FRIEND... 371 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:24,585 I'M JUST... 372 00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:26,002 UGH! 373 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:26,919 GREAT. 374 00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,002 YOU OWE ME ONE DETHPHONE. 375 00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:29,168 FUCK YOU! 376 00:15:29,252 --> 00:15:31,126 WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT SKWISGAAR! 377 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:33,002 HE'S NOT HERE AND IT'S STILL ABOUT HIM! 378 00:15:33,085 --> 00:15:34,418 OKAY. OKAY. 379 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,585 COME BACK HERE AND ARGUE WITH ME! 380 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,961 COME BACK I WAS BAD! 381 00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:39,002 I BROKE YOUR PHONE. 382 00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,335 PUNISH ME! 383 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:41,710 WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME! 384 00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:43,585 OKAY GUYS!! 385 00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:44,877 FUCKIN' WAKE UP! 386 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,752 MURDERFACE, GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE. 387 00:15:47,835 --> 00:15:49,418 GET. BACK. IN. HERE. 388 00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:50,585 GAW. 389 00:15:50,669 --> 00:15:52,627 I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOWN ALRIGHT? 390 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,085 THIS IS MY BAND. 391 00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:57,835 YOU'RE MY STUPID, DUMB, FUCKED-UP, DYSFUNCTIONAL 392 00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:59,252 FAMILY ALRIGHT? 393 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,835 AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO SWEDEN, AND WE'RE GONNA GET SKWISGAAR 394 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,210 BACK ALRIGHT? 395 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:06,919 BECAUSE THIS IS NOT FUCKING WORKING. 396 00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:09,877 I WANTEDS TO APOLOGIZEK YOU. 397 00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:11,126 I AM SORRY. 398 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,752 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZEKS TO YOU TOO. 399 00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:15,543 I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU. 400 00:16:15,627 --> 00:16:20,377 I NOW SEES THAT YOU ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT MY MOTHERS. 401 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,585 YUH AND SHE CARES ABOUT YOU TOO SKWISGAAR. 402 00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:25,794 HUH. 403 00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,126 YEAH SHE DOES. 404 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,460 YOU AMS A GOOD MAN. 405 00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:35,794 THANKS YOU. 406 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:45,961 ♪ OH, MAN, THIS IS MY CHANCE 407 00:16:46,043 --> 00:17:10,252 ♪ OH, MAN, THIS IS MY CHANCE 408 00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,669 TO REALLY GET IN GOOD WITH SURFETTA AND UH, 409 00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,710 AND REALLY GET CLOSE TO THE FAMILY AND THEN 410 00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,835 I'LL REALLY BE A SKWIGELF YOU KNOW... 411 00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:17,669 MAKING LOVE TO SURFETTA. WHAT? 412 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:19,377 WHAT? WHAT? 413 00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:21,002 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT? 414 00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:22,543 WHAT? 415 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,168 YOU KNOW TOKI, RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT HOME 416 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,335 WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, MY DAD TURNED TO ME 417 00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:28,669 AND HE SAID, "GET OUT. 418 00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:31,794 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN." 419 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,168 AND I LEFT. 420 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,002 AND I ALWAYS REGRETTED NOT STAYING THERE 421 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,502 AND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MY FATHER. 422 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:39,460 YOU KNOW? 423 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:40,710 I NEVER DID. 424 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:44,043 AND, AND NOW I HANG OUT WITH MURDERFACE AND I FEEL 425 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,210 LIKE THAT OPPORTUNITY IS BACK. 426 00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:48,043 DUDE, HE IS TRIGGERING SOMETHING IN ME THAT'S JUST 427 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:50,043 INCREDIBLY VIOLENT AND UGLY. 428 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,210 IT'S JUST.. 429 00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,043 I'LL JUST MAKE A POINT TO KEEP IT IN CHECK. 430 00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,043 THERE. 431 00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:58,210 NO PROBLEM. 432 00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:00,502 ALRIGHT GUYS, TIME TO GET SERIOUS. 433 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,335 I THINK THIS IS WHERE HE IS. 434 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:06,961 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 435 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:16,877 ♪ THERE HE IS. 436 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,002 RIGHT THERE! 437 00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:19,919 SKWISGAAR!! 438 00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:21,252 OHHHH THERE YOU ARE!! 439 00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:23,585 LOOK HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN. 440 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,585 OH, COME HERE. 441 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:25,919 NOW LISTEN. 442 00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:27,418 I KNOW YOU NEEDED SOME TIME TO RECONNECT WITH YOUR FAMILY 443 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:29,502 AND I KNOW THAT'S IMPORTANT BUT I JUST WANT TO- 444 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:32,168 I'M NOT COMING BACK WITH YOU. 445 00:18:32,252 --> 00:18:33,919 THE BAND IS DEAD. 446 00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:36,043 I'M NOT THE PERSON I USED TO BE. 447 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:39,961 I'M NOW ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HERE, A HUMAN, 448 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:40,460 A REGULAR JACKOFFS. 449 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:41,835 WHAT? 450 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,252 I'M PART OF A REAL FAMILY WITH A MOTHER AND A FATHER. 451 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:48,126 AND I'M LIVING HERE IN THE REAL WORLD. 452 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,085 AND I'M FINALLYS HAPPY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 453 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:51,210 ARE YOU CRAZY? 454 00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:53,418 I'VE MADES MY DECISION. 455 00:18:53,502 --> 00:18:55,627 PLEASE LEAVES ME. 456 00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:00,126 [ GRUNTS ] BY THE WAY YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING 457 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,710 REGULAR PERSON, ALL RIGHT? 458 00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:04,293 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THESE STUPID, SAD HUMPS. 459 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,460 STOP TRYING TO FOOL YOURSELF OKAY? 460 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:11,126 YOU'RE BETTER THEN THESE FUCKIN' DUMB-SHITS. 461 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,835 FOUND ANOTHER FATHER HUH? 462 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,126 WELL I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHER 463 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,126 FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME. 464 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,335 SWEET, DEAR SURFETTA. 465 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,293 I'M COMING! 466 00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:22,502 WELL, YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS. 467 00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:24,627 YOU'VE STANDS BY WHATS YOUS BELIEVES IN 468 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:25,961 AND THATS THAT. 469 00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:29,669 HEY, I JUST WANTEDS TO SAYS TO YOU DAT EVENS THOUGH 470 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:34,460 YOU AMMENTS MY REALS DADS, I CONSIDERS YOU MORE OF A FATHER 471 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,377 THAN ANYONE COULD BE. 472 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,627 THANKS YOU. 473 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,460 YOU GOOD KIDS SKWISGAAR. 474 00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:44,043 YOU GOODS KIDS. 475 00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:46,002 OH NOOOOOOO! 476 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,710 AHHHHHHH!!!!! 477 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:54,002 [ GRUNTING ] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 478 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,585 I CAN'T DO THIS. 479 00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:57,335 I'M LEAVING. 480 00:19:57,418 --> 00:20:00,669 [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ] ♪ 481 00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:19,877 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ♪ AM I A GOD OR A MAN 482 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:26,585 ♪ I WAS BIRTHED FROM A SPECTRE ♪ A GHOST IN THE LIGHT 483 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:32,002 ♪ COULD IT BE THAT THE GODS ♪ GAVE ME MY LIFE 484 00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:38,377 ♪ IF IT'S TRUE THEN I'M NO MAN ♪ 485 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:44,043 ♪ I'M A GOD ♪ THAT'S WHAT I AM 486 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:49,710 ♪ I WAS BUILT TO SPREAD MY LOINS INTO THE WOMBS OF THIS WORLD ♪ 487 00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:54,669 ♪ AND I'LL SPRAY MY HOLINESS ♪ ONTO THE BREASTS OF ALL 488 00:20:54,752 --> 00:21:02,085 THESE GIRLS ♪ ♪ I'M NO MAN 489 00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:08,085 [ INDISTINCT ] ♪ GODLIKE IS WHAT I AM 490 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:21,085 ♪ I'MS A GOD ♪ 491 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:22,502 WAIT! STOP! 492 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,752 I'M COMING WITH. 493 00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:25,126 SKWISGAAR. 494 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:25,919 ARE YOU SURE? 495 00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:27,710 YES. 496 00:21:27,794 --> 00:21:29,627 YOU WERE RIGHT. 497 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,961 I'M NOT A NORMAL HUMANS. 498 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:33,627 I AM A GOD. 499 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,335 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] MOVE OVER PICKLES! 500 00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:37,377 LET SKWISGAAR IN! 501 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,126 I AM. 502 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,210 NO LET HIM IN FIRST! 503 00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:40,168 I AM! 504 00:21:40,252 --> 00:21:42,168 NO YOU'RE NOT! GET OUT. 505 00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:44,669 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN. 506 00:21:44,752 --> 00:21:45,627 GET OUT OF HERE. 507 00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,293 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN. 508 00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:49,961 I BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN? 509 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,919 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN! 510 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:53,168 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN! 511 00:21:53,252 --> 00:21:54,043 TAKE THAT! 512 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,126 YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE GAN. 513 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:59,835 FINISH HIMS OFF! 514 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:04,919 ♪