1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:04,502 AND THIS WEEK'S HALL OF SHAME AWARD GOES TO DR. ROCKSO, 2 00:00:04,585 --> 00:00:07,043 THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN, ARRESTED AGAIN. 3 00:00:07,126 --> 00:00:09,335 THIS TIME FOR ROBBING THE HOME OFFICES OF HOLIDAY 4 00:00:09,418 --> 00:00:11,669 HOMELESS SHELTERS. 5 00:00:11,752 --> 00:00:14,502 ROCKZO WAS APPREHENDED WITH $80 THAT HE INTENDED TO USE TO 6 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:17,085 PURCHASE, YOU GUESSED IT, COCAINE. 7 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:18,669 NICE ONE, ROCKZO. 8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,835 HEY TOKI, LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND IS REALLY FUCKING UP 9 00:00:20,919 --> 00:00:21,752 AGAIN. HE'S NOT MY FRIEND. 10 00:00:22,835 --> 00:00:23,794 I'VE SWORN HIM OFF. 11 00:00:23,877 --> 00:00:26,168 YOU ALWAYS HELP OUT THAT DUMB CLOWN. 12 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:27,252 BUT NOT'S NO MORE. 13 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:29,877 I REALIZE DATS HELPINS HIM IS WHAT SHOW MY WEAKNESS. 14 00:00:29,961 --> 00:00:31,168 DATS WHY I'M TAKINGS ALSINONS MEETINS. 15 00:00:31,252 --> 00:00:33,002 ALANON? 16 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:35,252 OH WAIT, IS THAT LIKE NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS? 17 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,669 NOPES IT'S LIKES A THINGS WHERE YOUS LEARNS NOTS TO 18 00:00:37,752 --> 00:00:40,961 HELPS OUT DUMB SELFISH ASSHOLES CLOWNS WHO AMS TRIES 19 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:42,168 TO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 20 00:00:42,252 --> 00:00:43,752 WELL THERE YOU GO. 21 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,710 MAIL TIME! 22 00:00:45,794 --> 00:00:49,377 OH FUCK WE GOT A DVD FROM OUR FUCKING MOMS AGAIN. 23 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:50,002 FUCK. 24 00:00:50,085 --> 00:00:54,418 I HATE THAT THEY HAVE IMOVIE. 25 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:56,961 HEY HONEY, WE ALL JUST WANTED TO SAY WE MISS YOU. 26 00:00:57,043 --> 00:00:58,543 NONE OF YOU CALL ANY OF US. 27 00:00:58,627 --> 00:00:59,710 AND IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME. 28 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:00,752 WHAT IF WE DIED? 29 00:01:00,835 --> 00:01:01,794 YEAH! 30 00:01:01,877 --> 00:01:03,002 WHAT IF WE FUCKING DIED? 31 00:01:03,085 --> 00:01:04,543 THEN HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? 32 00:01:04,627 --> 00:01:07,877 YAH, HOWS WOULD YOUS FELT IF WE'S DIES? 33 00:01:07,961 --> 00:01:08,210 OHHHHH. 34 00:01:08,293 --> 00:01:10,085 OH, MAMA. 35 00:01:10,168 --> 00:01:13,585 GEEZ SKWISGAAR, YOUR MOM REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PUT ON 36 00:01:13,669 --> 00:01:15,210 THE CHRISTMAS CHEER. 37 00:01:15,293 --> 00:01:15,669 HE HE HE. 38 00:01:15,752 --> 00:01:17,252 ANYWAY, CALL US. 39 00:01:17,335 --> 00:01:18,543 BYE! 40 00:01:18,627 --> 00:01:23,460 OH AND WE'LL BE THERE FOR CHRISTMAS! 41 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,919 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 42 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,252 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 43 00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:32,752 DETHKLOCK! DETHKLOK! ♪ I DON'T LIKE THAT OUR MOTHERS 44 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,043 HANG OUT WITHOUT US THERE. 45 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:34,961 HUH HUH. 46 00:01:35,043 --> 00:01:36,085 I DON'T LIKES DAT NEITHER. 47 00:01:36,168 --> 00:01:38,377 IT FEELS LIKE SOME KIND OF A FUCKING THREAT, THEM LIKE 48 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,627 GANGING UP ON US AND SHIT. 49 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:40,460 IT'S FUCKING BRUTAL. 50 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:42,418 THEY AMS TRYING TO RUINS OUR CHRISTMAS! 51 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,460 WHAT IS THERE TO RUIN? 52 00:01:43,543 --> 00:01:45,418 FUCK CHRISTMAS. 53 00:01:45,502 --> 00:01:47,961 I PROPOSE WE DOES SECRETS SANTAS. 54 00:01:48,043 --> 00:01:50,752 [ GRUNTS ] ANYWAY, YEAH, SKWISGAAR, 55 00:01:50,835 --> 00:01:53,669 I GOTTA SAY, YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM LOOKS UH REALLY GOOD 56 00:01:53,752 --> 00:01:54,669 FOR HER AGE. OK, FUCKS OFF. 57 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:56,418 I'M JUST SAYING. 58 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,794 THANKS MURDERFACE, YAH. 59 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:00,418 WHY IS MY MOM WEARINGS THATS? 60 00:02:00,502 --> 00:02:02,335 WHAT IS SHES A FUCKING STRIPPERS? 61 00:02:02,418 --> 00:02:03,794 HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND SHIT. 62 00:02:03,877 --> 00:02:05,794 THAT STUFF SHE'S WEARING IS CLASSY. 63 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:08,669 YOU'RE JUST, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOU. 64 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:09,961 UH MURDERFACE? 65 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:11,627 YOU WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 66 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:12,669 MEETING WITH DICK KNUBBLER? 67 00:02:12,752 --> 00:02:13,669 WAIT A MINUTE? CHRISTMAS SPECIAL? 68 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:15,627 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 69 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:16,877 I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 70 00:02:16,961 --> 00:02:18,418 I TRIED TO INVOLVE YOU. 71 00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:19,627 YOU PASSED. 72 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,627 ANOTHER HALF BAKED MURDERFACE PROJECT. 73 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:23,585 PROBABLY WON'T GET PAST THE FRONT DOOR. 74 00:02:23,669 --> 00:02:26,627 RUN BY MURDERFACE, A FAILURE WITH A BAD TRACK RECORD. 75 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:27,752 YOU KNOW WHAT? 76 00:02:27,835 --> 00:02:31,126 YOU GUYS CAN'T BE A PART OF MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL HA HA! 77 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,168 YOU KNOW WHY? 78 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:35,293 BECAUSE YOU ALL LACK SOMETHING VERY VERY IMPORTANT. 79 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:37,669 AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 80 00:02:37,752 --> 00:02:39,710 ACTUALLY THAT'S KIND OF BADASS. 81 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:41,794 FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 82 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:44,502 LIKE A FUCKING GHOST WHO KILLS CHILDREN. 83 00:02:44,585 --> 00:02:45,126 HEY!! 84 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,460 THAT'S PERFECT FOR MY SPECIAL. 85 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:47,585 CAN I USE THAT? 86 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:48,543 NO! 87 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:49,585 OH COME ON! 88 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,168 NO. 89 00:02:50,252 --> 00:02:51,835 IF YOU USE IT I KILL YOU. 90 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,377 UHH, MURDERFACE, YOU UHH STILL HAVE THIS MEETING, NOW. 91 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,002 STILL. 92 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:57,752 NOW. 93 00:02:57,835 --> 00:02:59,293 STILL. 94 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:00,627 NOW. 95 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:03,627 THESE CHRISTMAS SPECIALS CAN BE INCREDIBLY LUCRATIVE. 96 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:06,168 I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH DETHKLOK FOR YEARS 97 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,335 BUT NO DICE. 98 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:08,502 WELL, HEY. 99 00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:10,002 YOU KNOW, WE TRIED. 100 00:03:10,085 --> 00:03:12,669 AND WE MIGHT NOT HAVE DETHKLOK BUT WE GOT SOMEONE 101 00:03:12,752 --> 00:03:14,168 WHO'S PRACTICALLY IN DETHKLOK. 102 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:15,335 YOU. 103 00:03:15,418 --> 00:03:16,752 I AM IN DETHKLOK. 104 00:03:16,835 --> 00:03:18,168 HEY, C'MON. 105 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:19,168 WHAT THE FUCK? 106 00:03:19,252 --> 00:03:20,293 I'M A FUCKING STAR! 107 00:03:20,377 --> 00:03:21,252 YES YOU ARE! THERE'S THE ATTITUDE. 108 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:23,293 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 109 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,335 NOW LISTEN... 110 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:25,335 AND WAIT TILL YOU HEAR MY IDEAS FOR THIS THING!!! 111 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:26,502 NO. 112 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:29,710 I'M TELLING YOU WILLIAM THIS IS GONNA HAVE TO COME FROM ME. 113 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:32,502 YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BE INVOLVED CREATIVELY. 114 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:33,585 IT'S A NO GO. 115 00:03:33,669 --> 00:03:34,710 OKAY, BABE? 116 00:03:34,794 --> 00:03:36,669 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 117 00:03:36,752 --> 00:03:39,543 WELL, OKAY, HERE'S A BRIEF LIST OF, YOU KNOW, FAILURES 118 00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:40,919 TO START OUT WITH. 119 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:42,043 OH MY FAILURES. 120 00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:44,043 ALRIGHT, LET'S START OUT WITH THIS ONE. 121 00:03:44,126 --> 00:03:46,543 NUMBER ONE: MURDERFACE'S TITTY TIME CAR WASH. 122 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,085 I STAND BY THAT IDEA. 123 00:03:48,168 --> 00:03:49,460 HOT CHICKS WASH YOUR CAR. 124 00:03:49,543 --> 00:03:52,002 MADE ZERO MONEY AND A SERIES OF LAW SUITS. 125 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:54,002 I NEVER TOUCHED THOSE FUCKING GIRLS! 126 00:03:54,085 --> 00:03:55,961 NO THE LAWSUITS WEREN'T AGAINST THE GIRLS 127 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:59,877 THEY WERE FROM THE DRIVERS FOR VEHICLE DAMAGE. 128 00:03:59,961 --> 00:04:01,752 ALRIGHT NUMBER TWO -- HOW ABOUT THE MURDERFACE 129 00:04:01,835 --> 00:04:02,752 PLANET PISS COLOGNE? WHAT ABOUT IT? 130 00:04:03,835 --> 00:04:05,168 HUGE FAILURE! 131 00:04:05,252 --> 00:04:07,210 THE FDA FOUND TRACES OF URINE IN EVERY SINGLE BOTTLE AND PEOPLE 132 00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:10,043 BROKE OUT INTO PAINFUL, IRREVERSIBLE SKIN-DAMAGING 133 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:10,961 RASHES. THAT'S THE POINT!!! 134 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:12,543 MY PISS IS IN EVERY BOTTLE! 135 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,543 WHAT DON'T YOU GET? 136 00:04:14,627 --> 00:04:15,627 AND FINALLY WE GOT THE WILLIAM MURDERFACE 137 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,543 HOME PYROTECHNICS KIT. 138 00:04:17,627 --> 00:04:21,335 I STILL SAY THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT. 139 00:04:21,418 --> 00:04:22,335 WELL THERE YOU GO. YOU GET THE IDEA. 140 00:04:23,377 --> 00:04:24,377 SO HERE'S THE DEAL, CAPTAIN. 141 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:24,919 I RUN THE SHOW. I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 142 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,502 YOU SHOW UP. 143 00:04:27,585 --> 00:04:29,543 YOU HIT YOUR MARK AND READ THE CUE CARDS 144 00:04:29,627 --> 00:04:34,126 AND DO WHAT I SAY ORRRRR- NO DICE. 145 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,919 WHAT YOU MEAN WE CANTS DO SECRET SANTAS! 146 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:38,919 TOKI, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS? 147 00:04:39,002 --> 00:04:41,585 WE DON'T THINKS IT AMS METALS TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHERS. 148 00:04:41,669 --> 00:04:42,961 AND I FUCKINGS DO! 149 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:43,961 TOKI, WHY DON'T YOU DROP IT? 150 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:45,377 YOU'RE DRIVING US FUCKING CRAZY. 151 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,418 I AINTS LISTENS TO YOU NO MORE! 152 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:47,794 I AM GOING SHOPPINGS! 153 00:04:47,877 --> 00:04:49,543 YES! SHOPPINS! 154 00:04:49,627 --> 00:04:51,418 TO BUY EACH AND EVERY ONES OF YOUS A GIFTS!! 155 00:04:51,502 --> 00:04:54,460 AND I WANTS TO SEES DE LOOKS ON ALL YOUR FAT FUCKING FACES WHENS 156 00:04:54,543 --> 00:04:56,085 I GIVES YOU GREATS PRESENTS! 157 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:58,335 HA HA! FUCKS YOU! 158 00:04:58,418 --> 00:05:03,126 I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER BEEN SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT BEFORE. 159 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:04,710 LISTEN, FOR SOME REASON THE JUDGE HAS TAKEN PITY ON YOU. 160 00:05:04,794 --> 00:05:06,961 I WOULDN'T HAVE. 161 00:05:07,043 --> 00:05:09,627 BUT THEY'RE LETTING YOU OUT WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST. 162 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,085 WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT? I'M K-K-K-SORRY. 163 00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:13,002 DR. ROCKZO WANT OUTTA THIS PLACE. 164 00:05:13,085 --> 00:05:15,961 DR. ROCKZO GONNA GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER. 165 00:05:16,043 --> 00:05:18,585 DR. ROCKZO DON'T LIKE JOHNNY LAW LOOKING DOWN HIS NOSE 166 00:05:18,669 --> 00:05:19,835 AT DR. ROCKZO. 167 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,794 IT'S K-K-K-HUMILIATING. 168 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:23,627 A K-K-K-COCAINE. 169 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:24,627 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. 170 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,794 AS YOUR PAROLE OFFICER, I'LL BE CHECKING IN ON YOU 171 00:05:26,877 --> 00:05:28,002 REGULARLY ALRIGHT? 172 00:05:28,085 --> 00:05:28,961 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:05:29,043 --> 00:05:30,335 OH! OH! NOTHING! NOTHING! 174 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:32,752 I'M LISTENING BABY, I'M JUST LISTENING TO YOU. 175 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:34,669 ARE YOU SNORTING MY COFFEE SWEETENER? 176 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:35,835 M-MAYBE. 177 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,877 SORRY, GO ON. 178 00:05:38,961 --> 00:05:40,085 STOP LOOKING AT ME. 179 00:05:40,168 --> 00:05:41,085 KEEP TALKING. 180 00:05:41,168 --> 00:05:43,168 IS THERE ANYBODY YOU CAN CALL TO HELP YOU OUT? 181 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,877 I TRIED TO CALL MY FRIEND T-T-TOKI, BUT HE WOULDN'T 182 00:05:45,961 --> 00:05:46,919 ANSWER HIS C-C-C-CALLS. 183 00:05:47,002 --> 00:05:49,168 I'LL TRY. I'LL TRY AGAIN. 184 00:05:49,252 --> 00:05:51,418 ALRIGHT, THEN FIRST AND FOREMOST YOU'RE GOING TO 185 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:52,502 HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON GETTING A JOB. 186 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,502 ANYTHING, MAN. 187 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:55,835 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 188 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:59,961 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS JAIL. 189 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:05,418 K-K-K-- THE WORLD IS SO DIFFERENT SINCE DR. ROCKSO 190 00:06:05,502 --> 00:06:07,002 BEEN IN THE LOCK UP. 191 00:06:07,085 --> 00:06:10,210 OH K-K-K-LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PLASTIC PEOPLE. 192 00:06:10,293 --> 00:06:12,002 K-K-OH WHAT IS THIS? 193 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:14,669 C-C-CHRISTMAS TIME HELP NEEDED? 194 00:06:14,752 --> 00:06:16,377 HMMMM. 195 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:17,377 FUCKINGS TOKI. 196 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,543 CHRISTMAS TREES. 197 00:06:18,627 --> 00:06:19,710 DIS AMMENT BRUTAL. 198 00:06:19,794 --> 00:06:20,919 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 199 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:21,961 IT'S GROWING ON ME. 200 00:06:22,043 --> 00:06:24,252 IT'S LIKE HAVING A ROTTING CORPSE IN YOUR HOUSE BUT 201 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:25,710 THE CORPSE OF A TREE YOU KNOW? 202 00:06:25,794 --> 00:06:26,710 IT'S KINDA BADASS. 203 00:06:26,794 --> 00:06:28,252 AND IT'S LIKE DEAD AND THEN TO HUMILIATE IT EVEN 204 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:31,835 FURTHER BY HANGING ORNAMENTS ALL OVER IT LIKE FUCK YOU. 205 00:06:31,919 --> 00:06:34,043 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT IT'S MAKES SENSE. 206 00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:36,877 BUT STILL, IT STILL SUCKS, YOU KNOW? 207 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,377 SHALL I BURN IT MY LORDS? 208 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,543 NO. LEAVE IT. 209 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:40,877 JUST THROW SOME ROTTING MEAT ON IT AND POUR SOME PIG'S 210 00:06:40,961 --> 00:06:42,877 BLOOD ON IT WHATEVER YOU KNOW. 211 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:44,377 IT'LL BE BEARABLE I GUESS. 212 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:45,919 PHONE'S RINGING. 213 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:47,710 IT'S MINE. THAT'S ME. 214 00:06:47,794 --> 00:06:49,877 UGH. IT'S MY MOM AGAIN. 215 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:52,418 I'LL LET IT GO TO VOICE MAIL. 216 00:06:52,502 --> 00:06:53,710 UGH, WHEN IS SHE GONNA GET IT? 217 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:54,877 I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS. 218 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:55,961 OH THAT'S ME. 219 00:06:56,043 --> 00:06:58,085 HA, YOUR MOM CALLING ME. 220 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,919 I DON'T LIKE THAT SHE HAS YOUR NUMBER. 221 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:02,460 OH, THAT'S ME. 222 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:04,502 PICKLE, YOUR MOM AMS CALLINGS ME NOW. 223 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:06,210 WHY DOES SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 224 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,085 I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:08,252 UH, SKWISGAAR YOUR MOM IS CALLING ME. 226 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:10,293 I THINK OUR MOTHERS ARE TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US. 227 00:07:10,377 --> 00:07:14,418 CAN YOU TAKE THESE PHONES AND GET US NEW NUMBERS? 228 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:22,418 HOLDS DIS BAGS AT ONCE. 229 00:07:22,502 --> 00:07:23,335 YES, MY LORD. 230 00:07:23,418 --> 00:07:25,293 I SHOULD LIKES TO HAVES A PRIVATE AUDIENCE 231 00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:26,502 WITH SANTA CLAUSE FORS A BRIEF MOMENTS. 232 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:29,252 AND I WOULD LIKES YOU TO NOTS REPEATS WHATS YOU SEES 233 00:07:29,335 --> 00:07:32,168 TO ANYBODYS OR I WILL HAVES YOU ALLS KILLED. 234 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,210 OF COURSE, SIRE. 235 00:07:33,293 --> 00:07:34,585 YEAH, OF COURSE. 236 00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:35,585 OKAY, MURDERFACE. 237 00:07:35,669 --> 00:07:36,669 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL, ALRIGHT? 238 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:38,585 YEP. 239 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:40,627 THAT MEANS A CALL WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON IT OKAY? 240 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:40,919 YEAH, YEAH I KNOW. 241 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,669 OKAY. 242 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:44,835 UH, AND THESE ARE THE, UH, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PRODUCERS, 243 00:07:44,919 --> 00:07:45,460 ALRIGHT? AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 244 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:48,126 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 245 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:48,961 WE GOTTA WOW 'EM. 246 00:07:49,043 --> 00:07:51,627 SPLATTER THEIR FUCKING FACES WITH ZAZZ. 247 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:52,585 NO! NO, NO, NO NO. 248 00:07:52,669 --> 00:07:55,002 MURDERFACE, IT MEANS YOU SAY "HELLO" 249 00:07:55,085 --> 00:07:57,002 AND BE NICE, AND THAT'S ALL. 250 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,418 AND I DO THE TALKING, ALRIGHT? 251 00:07:59,502 --> 00:08:00,710 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 252 00:08:00,794 --> 00:08:01,961 SHOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND ME. 253 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:04,377 I THINK YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS CONTROL ISSUES. 254 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,460 I'M ASKING IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME. 255 00:08:06,543 --> 00:08:08,460 FINE! JEEZ. 256 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:08,877 GAH, I UNDERSTAND. 257 00:08:08,961 --> 00:08:11,335 SHAKE IT OUT. 258 00:08:11,418 --> 00:08:12,418 DO WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY HANDS. 259 00:08:12,502 --> 00:08:12,794 SHAKE IT OUT. 260 00:08:12,877 --> 00:08:14,835 DO IT. DO IT! 261 00:08:14,919 --> 00:08:16,210 I'M SHAKING. 262 00:08:16,293 --> 00:08:17,585 LISTEN JIM, MARTY. 263 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:19,627 I MEAN THIS THING'S IN THE BAG. 264 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,418 A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 265 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:21,919 OLD SCHOOL. 266 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,252 DANCERS. EXCITEMENT. 267 00:08:24,335 --> 00:08:26,043 FANTASTIC MUSICAL BITS. 268 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:27,043 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! 269 00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:28,335 OH, WE LOVE IT DICK! 270 00:08:28,418 --> 00:08:30,418 THAT'S CAUSE IT'S IN THE BAG BABY. 271 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:31,543 IT'S IN THE BAG. 272 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:35,002 HEY OUR ONLY PROBLEM IS THE GUY- UH MUMBLEFACE. 273 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:36,126 IS THAT HIS NAME? 274 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:37,961 UHH, ACTUALLY IT'S MURDER- SHHHH!!!! 275 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:39,168 YOU MEAN OUR SUPER STAR? 276 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:39,877 WILLY? WILLY MURDERFACE. 277 00:08:39,961 --> 00:08:42,043 AW YEAH, HE'S GREAT. 278 00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:43,002 HE'S WONDERFUL. 279 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:46,293 OH, I GUESS WE MEAN, IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE 280 00:08:46,377 --> 00:08:47,293 WE CAN GET? LIKE A REAL NAME? 281 00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:49,168 YOU KNOW LIKE, ANYBODY? 282 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,335 WELL, LET ME, LET ME JUST SAY THIS. 283 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:54,710 SURE MURDERFACE MAY NOT BE THE BIGGEST DETHKLOK MEMBER 284 00:08:54,794 --> 00:08:57,335 BUT YOU GOTTA REALIZE HOW FAR THIS DETHKLOK THING GO -- 285 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:59,460 NO, NO, WAIT LOOK, WE GET THE DETHKLOK THING 286 00:08:59,543 --> 00:09:00,418 IT'S JUST MURDERFACE. 287 00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:02,502 YEAH, IT'S THE MURDERFACE THING. 288 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,543 IT'S JUST... 289 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:04,543 UHHH EXCUSE ME? 290 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,627 MARTY? JIM? 291 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,210 THIS IS WILLIAM MURDERFACE. 292 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:08,043 I'M ON THIS CALL TOO. 293 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:10,210 HA HA. I CAN HEAR YOU. 294 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,460 I DON'T, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THAT. 295 00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:14,377 THEN YOU UNDERSTAND OUR DILEMMA, YOU KNOW? 296 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,877 A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANNA SEE YOU HOST THIS THING. 297 00:09:16,961 --> 00:09:17,877 AND IT'S NOT YOU. 298 00:09:17,961 --> 00:09:19,043 IT'S A Q. RATINGS THING. 299 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:19,877 IT'S LOW Q RATINGS OKAY? 300 00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:22,543 HEY, GUYS, CAN I JUMP IN REAL QUICK HERE? 301 00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:23,919 MAYBE THIS IS A CONVERSATION FOR A LATER TIME. 302 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,835 WE ALL SLEEP ON IT. 303 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:26,919 THINK ABOUT SOME STUFF AND UH TALK TOMORROW, 304 00:09:27,002 --> 00:09:27,919 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 305 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,835 FINE. FINE. FINE. 306 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,794 IN THE MEANTIME I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU ON ME. 307 00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:34,794 I HAVE THIS IDEA -- IT'S CALLED THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, 308 00:09:34,877 --> 00:09:37,710 AND IT'S THIS FUCKING GHOST THAT KILLS CHILDREN. 309 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:38,919 AND IT FIGHTS NAZIS. 310 00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:41,377 IT'S LIKE THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION WITH A BIG OLE 311 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,210 HARD ON. 312 00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:44,919 AND IT JUST SWOOPS IN ON BLACK WINGS. 313 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,085 JUST SLEEP ON THAT. 314 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,335 SEE YOU LATER, JIM. 315 00:09:47,418 --> 00:09:48,377 BYE, MARTY! 316 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,335 CLICK! HA HA HA! 317 00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:53,168 NAILED IT. 318 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:53,961 YOU SIR? 319 00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:56,252 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO SANTA CLAUS? 320 00:09:56,335 --> 00:09:58,085 YES MAMS I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO SANTA CLAUS ABOUT 321 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:02,460 MY POTENTIAL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 322 00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:05,210 K-K-K-K-HO HO WHO WANTS- TO K-K-K-TOKI! 323 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:09,043 OH DR. ROCKSO, YOUS AMS SANTA CLAUS! 324 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:10,418 IT DONTS MAKES SENSE. 325 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:11,502 EVERYONE'S READY TO GO? 326 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,418 NO TOKI STILL? 327 00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:14,418 NO, HE'S POUT-SHOPPING FOR US. 328 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:15,418 RIGHT. THEN I'LL START. 329 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,502 JUST WANNA KEEP YOU ABREAST OF WHAT'S GOING ON. 330 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:18,418 FIRST OFF. 331 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:19,502 WHAT A KICK ASS FOURTH QUARTER. 332 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,502 GOOD WORK GUYS. BORING. 333 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:22,585 DON'T SAY KICK-ASS. 334 00:10:22,669 --> 00:10:23,835 JUST DON'T. 335 00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,002 WE HADS TO MEETS FOR DIS? 336 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,460 RIGHT, SO WHEN YOU'RE MAKING MONEY YOU DON'T CARE. 337 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,377 YEAH. BOY IS THAT RIGHT. 338 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,377 WHATS DID I MISS? 339 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,961 TOKI, WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE PISS AND COCAINE?? 340 00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:35,794 OH, DATS NOT ME. 341 00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:37,961 K-K-K-M-M-M-HANUKAH! 342 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,835 A K-K-K-K-HELLO! 343 00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:44,210 MASTER, THERE APPEARS TO BE A POTENTIAL INCIDENT IN FRONT 344 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,794 OF MORDHAUS. 345 00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:51,002 HI, NATHAN! WE'RE HERE! 346 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,252 OH NO. 347 00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:56,460 Nathan: ALRIGHT GUYS, LOOKS LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM'S ARE GONNA 348 00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:58,502 BE STICKING AROUND HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 349 00:10:58,585 --> 00:11:01,043 BUT WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE ON ONE THING -- 350 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:04,877 THEY CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BOOZE AS LONG AS THEY'RE HERE. 351 00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:08,585 BECAUSE YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. 352 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,335 RIGHT, MURDERFACE? 353 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:13,502 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 354 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:17,418 [ GROANING ] SKWISGAAR, MURDERFACE IS 355 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,168 OGLING YOUR MOTHER LIKE SOME KIND OF A PIECE OF FUCKING MEAT. 356 00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:21,710 YEAH, I'M NOTICING DIS. 357 00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,460 THAT'S WHY I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW. 358 00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:24,835 UH, TOKI? 359 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:25,418 WHERE'S DR. ROCKZO? 360 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:27,002 HE AMS IN MY BATHROOMS. 361 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,002 HE'S NEEDS A SHOWER. 362 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:30,168 DR. ROCKZO? 363 00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:33,168 OH, DR. ROCKZO NOT FEELING SO GOOD. 364 00:11:33,252 --> 00:11:34,752 OHHH, GIVE ME SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IN HERE. 365 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:38,335 FOR THE RECORDS, DR. ROCKSO, I CAN'T GETS YOU DRUGS. 366 00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:39,877 THATS WOULD BE ENABLINGS YOU. 367 00:11:39,961 --> 00:11:42,752 BUT I LOVES YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU AMS POWERLESS. 368 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,669 OH, R-R-ROCKSO L-L-LOVES YOU TOO BABY. 369 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:49,002 NOW YOU GET ME THOSE FUCKING DRUGS OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!! 370 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,210 YOU HEAR ME? 371 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,752 AH FUCK! 372 00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:56,210 OUR FUCKING MOTHERS WANT US TO TAKE THEM TO THE MALL. 373 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,043 IT'S THE FUCKING WORST TIME TO GO. 374 00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,835 FUCKING BRUTAL. 375 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,794 MOM, WHY DO YOU NEED US TO DRIVE? 376 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,877 BECAUSE WE WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU! 377 00:12:04,961 --> 00:12:06,377 NOT YOUR SERVANTS. 378 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,377 BUT ALL THEY'RE GONNA DO IS DRIVE! 379 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,502 THAT'S ALL. THEY'RE GONNA DRIVE. 380 00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:10,877 YOU CAN DRIVE! 381 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,043 FAMILY ONLY! 382 00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,168 OH, GRANDMA! 383 00:12:13,252 --> 00:12:16,335 I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MEETING FOR MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! 384 00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:18,710 IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT WILLIAM! 385 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:19,669 IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT. 386 00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:21,710 HEY, WE GOT AN IMPORTANT PRODUCTION MEETING... 387 00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:22,877 OW! OW! OW! 388 00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:24,710 DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME YOU FUCKING LITTLE PIECE 389 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:25,710 OF SHIT. GRANDMA, NO! STOP! 390 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,585 YOU JUST MISSED ANOTHER SPOT. 391 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,877 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THAT SPOT? 392 00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:30,877 WHERE? WHICH ONE? BACK THERE FOR GOD'S SAKE!! 393 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,919 I CAN'T SEE WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE IN HERE!! 394 00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:35,085 TOO LATE! YOU BLEW IT! 395 00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:37,085 OH GRANDMA, HE'S JUST TRYING TO DRIVE. 396 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,043 LEAVE HIM ALONE AND BACK OFF! 397 00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:39,919 WE DON'T SPEAK TO OUR GRANDMOTHERS THAT WAY. 398 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:40,919 TAKE THIS. 399 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,085 OWWW!!! 400 00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:42,919 MOM! DON'T SLAP MURDERFACE! OWWW!!! 401 00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:45,752 QUICK! TURN! 402 00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:46,752 WHAT THE HELL! YOU HIT MY CAR! 403 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,418 HEY, I HAVE FOUR MOTHERS TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE. 404 00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,252 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, ASSHOLE? 405 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,710 TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY. 406 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:54,752 I'M SORRY. 407 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,710 ARE YOU LEAVING? 408 00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,043 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ANJA? 409 00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,126 NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 410 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,502 FIND YOUR SEXY SIDE? 411 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:05,543 OHH, LET'S DO A FUCKING MAKEOVER AND MAKE ANJA A LITTLE 412 00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:07,252 SEXY KITTY CAT! 413 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:09,252 [GIGGLING] [ GROWLS ] 414 00:13:09,335 --> 00:13:11,043 I DO NOT LIKE THIS. 415 00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:11,543 I'M NOT HERE. I'M SOMEPLACE ELSE. 416 00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:14,085 I'M ON A LAKE IN A CANOE. 417 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,168 SOME PLACE ELSE. 418 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,210 WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST FUCKING THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. 419 00:13:17,293 --> 00:13:19,168 WHAT'D YOU DO WITH ROCKZO WHILE WE'RE OUT? 420 00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:21,043 THEY GOTTA BE SOMETHING I CAN PUT UP MY NOSE. 421 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,168 OH, K-K-DAMMIT!!! 422 00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,293 THEY GOTTA BE SOMETHING DR. ROCKZO CAN SELL 423 00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:25,460 FOR SOME SWEET COCAINE. 424 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,460 I NEED THAT -- OH! 425 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:29,710 CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR TOKI'S PALS. 426 00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:32,002 A K-K-K-BINGO. 427 00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:34,126 WILLY, YOU GOT TIME FOR A QUICK CONFERENCE CALL? 428 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:34,961 I GOT THESE GUYS ON HOLD. HELLOOO. 429 00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:36,460 HELLO! HOW WE ALL DOING? 430 00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,168 LOOK JIM, MARTY, YOU SAID YOU HAD SOME GOOD NEWS? 431 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,168 UH, ACTUALLY WE DO. 432 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,252 WE FOUND FINANCING. 433 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,752 YEAH, UH, BUT MURDERFACE, WE'RE ANTICIPATING, 434 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:45,377 UH, REJECTION. FROM YOU. 435 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,293 YOU MIGHT PASS ON THIS. 436 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,168 WE JUST WANT TO LAY OUT THE GROUND RULES. 437 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,293 WHAT? HOLD ON. 438 00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:52,627 LOOK I JUST WANNA MAKE A FUCKING HOLIDAY SPECIAL 439 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:56,002 THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKING METAL AND EVIL WITH BLOOD AND TITS 440 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,168 AND FIRE. 441 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:58,252 LISTEN, YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW EVERYBODY DECLINED 442 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,627 YOUR OFFER, OKAY? 443 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,835 EXCEPT FOR ONE GROUP THAT FOUND YOUR NEGATIVITY AND DELINQUENT 444 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:05,877 FOLLOWING A POSITIVE OPPORTUNITY TO GET THEIR MESSAGE OUT THERE 445 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,502 AND HELP YOU AND THOSE PEOPLE. 446 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,502 NEGATIVITY? MARTY HELP ME OUT HERE. 447 00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:10,377 IT'S THE CHURCH. 448 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,502 THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH WANTS TO FINANCE IT. 449 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,418 AND CONTROL EVERYTHING. 450 00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:15,627 BUT YOU'RE STILL THE STAR AND IT'S THE, UH, 451 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,502 MURDERFACE KNUBBLER SPECIAL DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE. 452 00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:18,543 IT'S STILL THE SAME THING. 453 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,460 IT'S STILL YOUR SPECIAL. 454 00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:20,669 UHH, I MEAN, IS THERE KIND OF AN ISSUE? 455 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,919 I MEAN AM I GONNA BE CONSIDERED A SELL-OUT? 456 00:14:24,002 --> 00:14:25,669 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 457 00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,002 I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT. 458 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:29,502 I'M GOOD WITH IT TOO THEN. THERE! WE'RE DONE! 459 00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:32,502 CONGRATULATIONS GUYS! 460 00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:34,543 K-K-K-- HEY MAN. 461 00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:38,460 HOW MUCH DR. ROCKSO GET FOR THIS SLOP? 462 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,210 HMM? HURRY UP BABY. 463 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,460 I GOT SOMETHING TO DO. 464 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:43,502 GUESS WHAT? 465 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,210 COCAINE. 466 00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:48,377 [ SNIFFS ] YOUUU HOOOOO! 467 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,669 YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY! 468 00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:51,210 AND I'M DOING IT. 469 00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:52,794 SNORTING COCAINE. 470 00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:55,043 HEY JOHNNY HOT DOG, GUESS WHAT I JUST DID. 471 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,377 COCAINE! 472 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,418 HE DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER. 473 00:14:58,502 --> 00:14:59,543 HEY SHOE SHINE BOY? 474 00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:02,961 YOU WANNA CHECK ME OUT THERE SOME OF THIS HERE, COCAINE! 475 00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,710 HEY MR. ZOO ANIMAL, CHECK THIS OUT -- 476 00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:06,543 COCAINE! 477 00:15:06,627 --> 00:15:09,210 HEY LITTLE BOY WITH THE B-B-B-BALLOON. 478 00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:10,877 CHECK THIS OUT -- COCAINE. 479 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,418 DON'T TELL NO BODY. 480 00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:12,877 HEY MR. POLICE... 481 00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,961 UH OH! 482 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,210 NOW BOYS I'M PLEASED AS PIE THAT WE ARE DOING THIS 483 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,043 TOGETHER HERE. 484 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,460 OH FUCKING SHIT MAN, I MEAN, I'M.... 485 00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:22,585 HA, HA, HA, UH, HA! 486 00:15:22,669 --> 00:15:23,961 I'M SORRY REVEREND, HE'S.. 487 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,252 LIKE HE HASN'T HEARD SOMEONE SAY FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK BEFORE? 488 00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,877 YOU GOT BOOZE ALL OVER YOUR BREATH. 489 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:29,919 SORRY ABOUT MURDERFACE. 490 00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:30,794 BOY IS HE.... 491 00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,961 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS FOR ME... 492 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,919 WELL I UNDERSTAND WE ALL GOT OUR PERSONAL QUIRKS. 493 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,794 WE JUST WANT TO KEEP THIS THING CLEAN AND GET THE MESSAGE 494 00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:39,752 OF GOD OUT TO YOUR AUDIENCE. 495 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:43,794 NO VIOLENCE, NO NUDITY OR PROFANE LANGUAGE ON THE AIR. 496 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,210 AND I GOT TO BE FIRM ON THAT. 497 00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:46,335 OH ABSOLUTELY. 498 00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,252 YOU KNOW FATHER, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT 499 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:52,627 RELIGION IS SUCH A WONDEROUS AND MAGNIFICENT SORT OF THINGY. 500 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,752 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY? 501 00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:55,835 WELL I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY, MURDERFACE, BECAUSE 502 00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:58,961 IF YOU LIE TO ME, I PROMISE THAT GOD WILL 503 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:03,752 COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND CRUSH YOUR SOUL AND TAKE AWAY THOSE 504 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:04,794 THAT YOU LOVE. 505 00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:05,961 EWW. 506 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,502 HEY Y'ALL THINK YOU CAN TRY ONE MORE TIME TO GET DETHKLOK 507 00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:09,460 INVOLVED IN THIS THING? 508 00:16:09,543 --> 00:16:10,919 I MEAN WE GOT FINANCING. 509 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:11,543 WE GOT FINANCING! 510 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:13,543 WE GOT SOME MONEY HERE. 511 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:14,460 WE DID IT! 512 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:15,502 YOU REALLY SOLD IT HUH? 513 00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:17,418 YUP. REAL DEAL. 514 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:19,293 DID HE REALLY SELL IT, KNUBBLER? 515 00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:19,877 YES. I'M IMPRESSED ACTUALLY. 516 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,502 YOU GUYS REALLY DID IT, HUH? 517 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:23,252 YEAH, YOU WANT IN? 518 00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:25,502 IT'LL GET US AWAY FROM OUR MOMS? 519 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,794 CHECK THIS OUT! 520 00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:29,293 I'M GOING TO PUT OUR STUPID, STUPID MOTHERS IN THE SHOW 521 00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:30,835 SO THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE INVOLVED IN OUR DUMB LIVES BUT 522 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:33,752 ACTUALLY IT WILL KEEP THEM AWAY FROM US MORE. 523 00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:34,669 OH! OH! 524 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,585 COULD WE HAVE SECRETS SANTAS? 525 00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:38,543 [ STAMMERING ] YES, YES TOKI. 526 00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:39,543 YOU WANT A SECRET SANTA? YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! 527 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,377 OH, WOWEE! SECRET SANTAS! 528 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:42,961 YEAH! 529 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,126 YEAH THAT'S ALL GREAT. 530 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,543 BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO ONE LITTLE THING FOR ME. 531 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,835 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 532 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:49,502 TELL ME YOU'RE SORRY. 533 00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:52,835 APOLOGIZE FOR DOUBTING ME. 534 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,335 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. 535 00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:56,502 I SAW THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES. 536 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,002 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 537 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,252 NOW LET'S GET TO WORK! 538 00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:08,669 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 539 00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:29,627 K-K-K-HERE I AM! 540 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,543 ALRIGHT GUYS. THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! 541 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,752 WE'VE PUT SO MUCH WORK IN THIS SO UH.. 542 00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:35,710 LET'S GET READY TO UH, DO A GREAT SHOW! 543 00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:37,669 OK FIRST OFF, WE GOT TO KEEP THE BOOZE AWAY FROM YOUR 544 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:38,543 MOTHERS. THEY GET ALL WEIRD AND FUCKING HORNY. 545 00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:40,418 DON'T WANT THAT, OKAY? 546 00:17:40,502 --> 00:17:42,335 SECONDLY, WE GOTTA KICK THIS FUCKING CLOWN OFF 547 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:42,877 THE SET ALRIGHT? 548 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:43,919 YEAH FUCK THAT GUY. 549 00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,377 I DON'T WANT THAT GUY HERE FUCKING THE SHIT UP, OKAY? 550 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,502 THIRDLY, TOKI YOU GOTTA GET THOSE GIFTS BECAUSE WE ARE 551 00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:49,335 DOING THE SECRET SANTA THING. 552 00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:49,835 OH, COOLS! 553 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,460 AND WISH US LUCK. 554 00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:53,585 ME AND MURDERFACE GO OUT SOON, OKAY! 555 00:17:53,669 --> 00:17:55,043 LIVE FROM MORDHAUS! 556 00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:56,585 IT'S THE WILLIAM MURDERFACE DICK KNUBBLER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 557 00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:59,585 WITH SPECIAL GUEST DETHKLOK! 558 00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,543 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 559 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,002 WERE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN. 560 00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:04,543 IT'S A WINTER MAGIC TIME. 561 00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:05,585 BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER! 562 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,961 WE'RE GIVING SOME GIFTS! 563 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:08,794 WE'RE STANDING SOME SNOW! 564 00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:13,543 IT'S GONNA BE A HOLIDAY TIME. 565 00:18:13,627 --> 00:18:14,585 WOW, THEY LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF FAGS. 566 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,585 THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA. 567 00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:17,835 RIGHT. 568 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,502 WHERE'S THE BLOOD AND TITS THAT MURDERFACE WAS TALKING ABOUT? 569 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:23,168 SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON HERE GUYS. 570 00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:26,835 I BRING SOME WONDERFUL FRANKENSENSE. 571 00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:27,794 GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I GOT HIM! 572 00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:30,585 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT. 573 00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:34,043 WE BOTH GOT HIM THE SAME THING. 574 00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:35,377 OH, LORD. 575 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,835 HEY, THAT'S BLASPHEMY! 576 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:41,585 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I MEAN OH LORD. 577 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,126 RIGHT THERE!!! 578 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:46,043 A MIRACLE HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON US THIS DAY. 579 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,502 [ AWWWWWWS ] [ FART ] 580 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,210 I THINK HE MIGHT'VE BESTOWED SOMETHING INTO HIS DIAPERS. 581 00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:55,293 [ LAUGHTER ] THE KING HAS TRULY BLESSED US. 582 00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:56,794 [ AWWWWWWW ] [ FART ] 583 00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,794 MAYBE HE CAN STOP BLESSING US. 584 00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,752 SOMETHING'S STARTING TO SMELL BAD. 585 00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:04,418 HELLO! 586 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,794 [ SNIFFING ] THERE'S BOOZE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 587 00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:10,794 [ SNIFFS ] THEY LOCKED THE BOOZE IN HERE! 588 00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,585 SOMEBODY GET ME A CROWBAR! 589 00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:13,919 LET'S GET DRUNKS! 590 00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:14,543 LET'S GET DRUNKS! 591 00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:16,210 LET'S GET DRUNK! 592 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:19,168 SIRE, I WAS TOLD THAT THE "SECRET SANTA" SKETCH IS 593 00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:21,293 NEXT SO YOU MUST GATHER YOUR GIFTS. 594 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,418 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THANKS YOU. 595 00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:24,669 NOW BE GONES. 596 00:19:24,752 --> 00:19:25,543 MY GIFTS! MY GIFTS! 597 00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:28,126 THEY'S AMS GONE! 598 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,168 BALLOONS? 599 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,585 WHO WOULD LEAVES A BALLONS ONS DE GROUNDS AND STEALS 600 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,168 ALLS MY GIFTS?! 601 00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:34,669 ROCKZO! 602 00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:36,252 LEMME IN THERE, BABY. 603 00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:38,293 DR. ROCKZO WANNA SEE THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! 604 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,335 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE CLOWN! 605 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:41,335 WELL, CHECK THIS OUT. 606 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,835 [ TAUNTING ] COCAINE! 607 00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:45,877 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO THE MURDERFACE KNUBBLER 608 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,961 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL STARRING DETHKLOK 609 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,002 RIGHT AFTER THESE IMPORTANT WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR. 610 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,919 I WASN'T PICKED FOR THE TEAM. 611 00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:56,502 THAT'S ALRIGHT, SON. 612 00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:57,669 GOD LOVES YOU. 613 00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,585 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHOLOGY. 614 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:00,502 WAIT A MINUTE? 615 00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:02,710 THIS THING'S SPONSORED... 616 00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:07,627 CHURCH OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHOLOGY? 617 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,252 THE FUCKING CHURCH? 618 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:11,502 THIS THING'S SPONSORED BY THE... 619 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,460 THIS THING'S SPONSORED BY THE FUCKING CHURCH? 620 00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:16,877 MURDERFACE!!!!!!! 621 00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:20,252 LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WONDERFUL BUT LONELY CHRISTMAS EVE 622 00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:22,835 WITH JUST YOU AND ME RIGHT, OLD PAL. 623 00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:23,794 YUP. 624 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,877 LOOKS JUST LIKE THE TWO OF US AGAIN. 625 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,585 [ DOOR BELL RINGS ] YOU KNOW WHAT THAT 626 00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:30,835 SOUND MEANS? 627 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:34,543 OH THE CHRISTMAS GOOSE IS FINISHED BEING MICROWAVED? 628 00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:37,710 [ LAUGHTER ] NO. 629 00:20:37,794 --> 00:20:40,502 IT MEANS WE HAVE SOME GUESTS. 630 00:20:40,585 --> 00:20:42,168 WELL HELLO! 631 00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:44,168 IT'S DETHKLOK'S MOTHERS! 632 00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:45,543 AND THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING. 633 00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:47,835 YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME STAGGERING IN. 634 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,210 THIS ISN'T LIVE TV OR ANYTHING. 635 00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:53,168 WHO'D HAVE THOUGH DETHKLOK WOULD HAVE MOTHERS?? 636 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,168 HA. HA. 637 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,085 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] I'LL GET IT! 638 00:20:56,168 --> 00:21:00,460 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF ITS MORE FRIENDLY GUESTS?? 639 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,585 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS THING WAS SPONSORED BY RELIGION? 640 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:04,418 IT'S NOT FUCKING COOL, DUDE. 641 00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:07,126 [ LAUGHS ] HEY, WATCH THE F-BOMB. 642 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,168 THIS IS, UH, THIS IS WRITTEN. 643 00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:10,293 THIS IS WRITTEN [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 644 00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:14,627 K-K-K-ROCKZO MADE HIS WAY ONTO THE LOT OF THE CHRISTMAS 645 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,794 PARTY, BABY. 646 00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:16,752 OH YOU, ROCKZO! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! 647 00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:19,752 YOU STOLE THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! 648 00:21:19,835 --> 00:21:21,585 I'LL FUCKING KILLS YOU ROCKZO! 649 00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:22,627 OUTTA MY WAY! 650 00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:25,418 HERE COMES... 651 00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:27,252 OW! OH, MY LEG!! 652 00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:29,418 OW! TOKI'S LEG! 653 00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:33,877 [ SCREAMING IN AGONY ] LOOK WE NEED A DOCTOR 654 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,460 OVER HERE! 655 00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:36,627 MY HEAD! 656 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,585 GET A FUCKING DOCTOR OVER HERE! 657 00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:40,460 MURDERFACE, I THINK YOUR GRANDMA'S, LIKE, HURT 658 00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:40,919 OR SOMETHING. 659 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,585 YOU SHOULD HELP HER. 660 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,627 CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS MOMENT? 661 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,669 HEY CHECK IT OUT SKWISGAAR! 662 00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,460 I'M GETTING A HAND J-J-JOB FROM YOUR M-M-MAMA! 663 00:21:47,543 --> 00:21:48,961 MOMS, NO!! 664 00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:51,961 OH MAN SHE'S GOT THAT SWEDISH GRIP. 665 00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:55,126 OH ,IT'S LIKE YOU PLAYIN' THAT GUITAR. 666 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,460 OHHH FIDDLEY WIDDLEY WADDLEY HOOO! 667 00:21:57,543 --> 00:21:57,919 WHAT THE FUCK! 668 00:21:58,002 --> 00:21:59,627 THAT'S MY GIRL! 669 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,126 OH IS SOMEONE HAVING A BAD CHRISTMAS? 670 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,961 YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER OR I'LL.... 671 00:22:04,043 --> 00:22:04,919 I'LL KILL YOU! 672 00:22:05,002 --> 00:22:06,877 YOU RUINED MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! 673 00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:09,085 SO UH, THANKS FOLKS FOR TUNING IN 674 00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:11,835 AND UH, THANKS FOR WATCHING THE KNUBBLER MURDERFACE 675 00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:12,627 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 676 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:16,252 ROLL THOSE CREDITS FOLKS. 677 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,585 HERE I K-K-K--OH!