1 00:00:04,002 --> 00:00:07,168 OF PERFORMING AT THE MICHIGAN "METAL HEALTH" ALLIANCE BENEFIT 2 00:00:07,252 --> 00:00:09,710 BECAUSE AS STATED BY WILLIAM MURDERFACE, 3 00:00:09,794 --> 00:00:12,168 "THEY WEREN'T MAKING ANY MONEY OFF OF IT." 4 00:00:12,252 --> 00:00:14,168 BUT THE REAL BACK LASH HAPPENED WHEN MURDERFACE, 5 00:00:14,252 --> 00:00:17,126 REPRESENTING DETHKLOK APPEARED ON A POPULAR POLITICAL 6 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,377 TALK SHOW. 7 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:22,210 DETHKLOK DOESN'T OWE YOU SHIT PAL, OR ANYBODY ELSE. 8 00:00:22,293 --> 00:00:26,168 YOU NEED ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU FINE, I WILL! 9 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:29,335 HEY, EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! 10 00:00:29,418 --> 00:00:30,585 WE'RE DETHKLOK! 11 00:00:30,669 --> 00:00:35,002 AND YOU CAN JUST SUCK OUR KRILLIONAIRE COCKS ! 12 00:00:35,085 --> 00:00:37,377 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY OUR MORTGAGES AND DETHKLOK 13 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:38,543 IS LAUGHING AT US! 14 00:00:38,627 --> 00:00:39,877 FUCK THEM! 15 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:43,710 THEY'VE GOTTEN TOO BIG, THEY USED TO BE ONE OF US! 16 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,794 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 17 00:00:45,877 --> 00:00:48,043 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 18 00:00:48,126 --> 00:00:51,585 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 19 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:54,877 DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING... 20 00:00:54,961 --> 00:00:58,627 FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 21 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,043 ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪ 22 00:01:01,126 --> 00:01:03,627 ♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪ 23 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:06,293 ♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪ 24 00:01:06,377 --> 00:01:09,460 ♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪ 25 00:01:09,543 --> 00:01:15,919 ♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪ 26 00:01:16,002 --> 00:01:16,877 FUCK THEM! 27 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:18,126 THEY'VE GOTTEN TOO BIG. 28 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:20,043 THEY USED TO BE ONE OF US! 29 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:22,126 ALRIGHT GUYS, THIS IS COSTING US SEVERAL MILLION 30 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,710 DOLLARS TO DESTROY THIS REPORT. 31 00:01:23,794 --> 00:01:25,877 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, WILLIAM. 32 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,585 A LOT OF STUFF THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT GOES INTO SILENCING 33 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:28,961 THE MEDIA. 34 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:30,961 FIRST OFF, WE NEED TO MAKE AGREEMENTS WITH ALL PARTICIPANTS 35 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:32,919 TO EVICT ALL INFORMATION FROM THE RECORD. 36 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:37,377 THAT OF COURSE INCLUDES ROUNDING UP ALL PARTICIPANTS. 37 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,126 WHAT THE FUCK?! 38 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:41,335 AND OF COURSE IF THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS 39 00:01:41,418 --> 00:01:42,627 WE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM. 40 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:45,002 YOU CAN TAKE THIS WAIVER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! 41 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:47,168 LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE PARTICIPANT IS BELLIGERENT. 42 00:01:47,252 --> 00:01:48,460 NOTED. 43 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,835 PARTICIPANT SLATED FOR MENTAL REPROGRAMMING, 44 00:01:50,919 --> 00:01:54,794 FACIAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, AND RELOCATION. 45 00:01:54,877 --> 00:01:57,002 [ GROANING ] WELL YOU GUYS DON'T NEED 46 00:01:57,085 --> 00:01:59,168 TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES INTO IT. 47 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,710 JUST KNOW IT'S A LONG, COMPLICATED EXPENSIVE PROCESS. 48 00:02:01,794 --> 00:02:05,835 THIS ISN'T MY FACE! 49 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:08,710 THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU, WILLIAM, HAVE A MEDIA DISASTER, 50 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:09,710 WHICH IS OFTEN. 51 00:02:09,794 --> 00:02:11,877 WHY IS EVERYBODY BLAMING ME? 52 00:02:11,961 --> 00:02:14,961 YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF DUMB, 53 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:18,710 RICH, SHELTERED ASSHOLES. 54 00:02:18,794 --> 00:02:22,043 WE SHOULD PUT'S A FUCKING MUZZLE ON DAT GUYS. 55 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:22,961 TOKI? 56 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,085 AMS YOU WEARINGS MY PANTS? 57 00:02:25,168 --> 00:02:26,460 WHAT'S? SHUTS UP. 58 00:02:26,543 --> 00:02:27,418 DAMMITS MURDERFACE! 59 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:29,002 WE PUTS A MUZZLE ON YOU ASSHOLE! 60 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:30,585 BOY DIDS YOU FUCKS UP! 61 00:02:30,669 --> 00:02:31,377 I WOULD LIKES MY PANTS BACK. 62 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,794 FUCK YOU, TOKI! 63 00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:34,919 I'LL TAKE THAT SHIT FROM THESE ASSHOLES BUT NOT YOU. 64 00:02:35,002 --> 00:02:36,043 WELL REGARDLESS MURDERFACE. 65 00:02:36,126 --> 00:02:37,043 FUCK YOU! RIGHT. 66 00:02:38,002 --> 00:02:40,043 FURTHERMORE, DUE TO THIS BACKLASH 67 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,961 WE DECIDED TO GET CLOSER TO THE FANS BY LIFTING THE WORLD-WIDE 68 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,710 BAN ON DETHKLOK TRIBUTE BANDS. 69 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,543 AND, UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW. 70 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:46,710 WE'LL GET TO IT TOMORROW. 71 00:02:46,794 --> 00:02:49,919 MY LORDS YOUR JET TO IBIZA AWAITS. 72 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:52,085 WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO IBIZA FOR? 73 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:54,585 WELL IT'S THE LOCATION OF THE PENTUPLEMINT GUM COMPANY. 74 00:02:54,669 --> 00:02:57,168 YOU ALL PARTICIPATED IN A MONSTER EUROPEAN AD CAMPAIGN 75 00:02:57,252 --> 00:02:59,835 FOR PENTUPLEMINT GUM AND THE PREMIERE'S TONIGHT. 76 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:02,418 YEAH, PENTUPLEMINT, LIKE PENTAGRAM. 77 00:03:02,502 --> 00:03:03,460 THAT'S FUCKING BAD-ASS. 78 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:04,585 RIGHT GUYS? 79 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:07,085 YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY BAD-ASS AND BRUTAL. 80 00:03:07,168 --> 00:03:09,293 PENTUPLEMINT GUM. 81 00:03:09,377 --> 00:03:13,168 ♪ [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] THIS IS A PRETTY METAL PARTY. 82 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:14,543 YEAH! 83 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:15,293 HEY YOU GET OVER HERE. 84 00:03:15,377 --> 00:03:16,669 WHAT ARE THOSE? 85 00:03:16,752 --> 00:03:18,418 THIS IS A SUGAR CRUSTED BACON-WRAPPED CHILEAN SEA BASS 86 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:22,002 SEARED IN A PLATINUM PAN JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT, SIRE. 87 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:24,919 OHHH! DEAR GOD, THAT'S GOOD. 88 00:03:25,002 --> 00:03:28,043 OH KICK ASS, THEY'RE GONNA SHOW OUR BUBBLEGUM PREMIERE. 89 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:29,126 OH BRUTAL! 90 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,168 YOU KNOW MURDERFACE, YOU MIGHT HAVE 91 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,002 FUCKED UP SOME SHIT, BUT AT LEAST THIS HAS GOT 92 00:03:33,085 --> 00:03:34,418 THE DETHKLOK STAMP OF APPROVAL. 93 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:36,418 AND IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING BAD-ASS! 94 00:03:36,502 --> 00:03:40,418 AND IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING METAL! 95 00:03:40,502 --> 00:03:42,293 ♪ OH WHEN YOU'RE FEELING ALRIGHT ♪ 96 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:45,210 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU REALLY GOTTA ♪ AND IT'S REALLY TIMES 97 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,418 ♪ TO ROCK AND ROLL! ♪ SUPER SQUARES ARE 98 00:03:48,502 --> 00:03:51,168 THE MAGICAL THING ♪ ♪ IT'S A HOB NOBBY DILDO 99 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:54,585 THAT'S SHAKING A TREE ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT 100 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,377 SPEARMINT GUM ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT 101 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:00,168 SPEARMINT GUM ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT 102 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:06,627 SPEARMINT GUM ♪ FUCKING SERIOUSLY CHEWY. 103 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:11,877 [SILENT CROWD] OOHHH. 104 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,460 THAT WAS NOT VERY GOOD. 105 00:04:13,543 --> 00:04:16,252 HEY, YOU'RE NATHAN EXPLOSION RIGHT? 106 00:04:16,335 --> 00:04:17,293 UH, YEAH. 107 00:04:17,377 --> 00:04:18,543 GET AWAY FROM ME. 108 00:04:18,627 --> 00:04:20,627 I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK YOU'RE A REAL SELL-OUT 109 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,752 AND I AIN'T BUYING NO MORE OF YOUR RECORDS. 110 00:04:22,835 --> 00:04:23,502 TAKE THIS SHIT HEAD. 111 00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:24,669 FUCK YOU. 112 00:04:24,752 --> 00:04:26,627 PENTUPLEMINT GUM'S FUCKING LAME! 113 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,669 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 114 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:28,543 DUDE IT'S OKAY! 115 00:04:28,627 --> 00:04:29,919 IT'S A EUROPEAN AD! 116 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:30,835 COME BACK! 117 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:32,002 IT'S A EUROPEANS ADS. 118 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:34,043 IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE! 119 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:35,877 I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T MAKES A DIFFERENCE! 120 00:04:35,961 --> 00:04:39,002 UH, APPARENTLY IT DOES. 121 00:04:39,085 --> 00:04:40,961 FUCK. 122 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:43,252 I THINK THAT FUCKING KID WAS RIGHT. 123 00:04:43,335 --> 00:04:44,502 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 124 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,002 SELLING GUM IN EUROPE? 125 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,210 THERE'S NOTHING BRUTAL ABOUT THAT. 126 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:50,877 WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHEN WE STARTED OUT. 127 00:04:50,961 --> 00:04:53,627 IT'S NOT JUST MURDERFACE, IT'S US. 128 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,043 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET USED TO BEING SELL-OUTS. 129 00:04:56,126 --> 00:04:57,752 WE'RE TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH. 130 00:04:57,835 --> 00:05:00,168 YOU KNOW RIGHT? 131 00:05:00,252 --> 00:05:04,210 RIGHT SUPER MODEL THAT I JUST FUCKED? 132 00:05:04,293 --> 00:05:05,335 CFO: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE. 133 00:05:05,418 --> 00:05:07,543 YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED, A LITTLE HUNG OVER. 134 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,043 LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THIS. 135 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:11,043 SINCE THE LIFTING OF THE WORLDWIDE BAN ON DETHKLOK 136 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:12,961 TRIBUTE BANDS, THERE HAS BEEN AN EXPLOSION ALL AROUND 137 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:14,293 THE GLOBE. 138 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:16,126 AS PER THE TERMS OF THE VOTE, DETHKLOK RETAINS THE RIGHT 139 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:18,168 OF APPROVAL OR DISAPPROVAL OF EACH BAND. 140 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,460 LET'S BEGIN. 141 00:05:19,543 --> 00:05:21,710 FIRST, FROM BOULDER, COLORADO, SMOOTHKLOK, WHO PERFORM 142 00:05:21,794 --> 00:05:24,085 SMOOTH JAZZ VERSIONS OF DETHKLOK SONGS. 143 00:05:24,168 --> 00:05:26,085 Skwisgaar: YEAH THAT'S AMS PRETTY CRAPPSY. 144 00:05:26,168 --> 00:05:28,043 Toki: GOTS TO ADMITS IT'S BRUTAL THOUGH. 145 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:29,710 Nathan: BRUTAL AS IN, LIKE, WHAT IF I HAD TO LISTEN 146 00:05:29,794 --> 00:05:31,126 TO THIS SHIT. 147 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:32,710 CFO: THIS IS LADYKLOK, AN ALL-FEMALE TRIBUTE TO DETHKLOK. 148 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:33,919 All: NOOO. 149 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,752 Murderface: WOMEN ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF 150 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:38,210 ACHIEVING BRUTALITY. 151 00:05:38,293 --> 00:05:40,293 IT'S JUST A CRUEL FACT OF NATURE. 152 00:05:40,377 --> 00:05:42,502 THAT LADY PICKLES IS PRETTY CUTE THOUGH. 153 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:44,126 THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY. 154 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,085 NO IT ISN'T. 155 00:05:45,168 --> 00:05:46,377 SHE DOES HAVE PRETTY EYES. 156 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,460 FROM KOREA, DETHKROK. 157 00:05:48,543 --> 00:05:49,418 NO. 158 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:50,543 THE BARBARKLOK QUINTET. 159 00:05:50,627 --> 00:05:52,210 NO. 160 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:53,252 CHRISTKLOK. 161 00:05:53,335 --> 00:05:54,210 UHH. 162 00:05:54,293 --> 00:05:55,252 THUNDERHORSE. 163 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:56,252 NOO. YES. 164 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,627 SORRY TOKI? DID I HEAR A YES? 165 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:59,585 I LIKES 'EM. NEXT BAND. 166 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:00,835 WAIT A MINUTE. 167 00:06:00,919 --> 00:06:01,585 ARE YOU KIDDINGS TOKI? 168 00:06:01,669 --> 00:06:02,794 LOOK AT THEM GUYS. 169 00:06:02,877 --> 00:06:03,585 I THINKS THEY'RE PRETTY COOL. 170 00:06:03,669 --> 00:06:04,835 WAIT A MINUTE! 171 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:05,627 NO THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 172 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,835 LET'S MOVE ON. 173 00:06:06,919 --> 00:06:07,627 WAIT! STOP THE VIDEO!! 174 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:09,377 ZOOM IN. 175 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:11,627 CLOSER. 176 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:13,085 TO THE RIGHT. 177 00:06:13,168 --> 00:06:14,085 RIGHT THERE. THAT'S TOKI. 178 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:16,126 Murderface: IT IS! 179 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,418 HOLY SHIT. 180 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,919 YOU'RE IN A TRIBUTE BAND PAYING TRIBUTE TO YOURSELF? 181 00:06:20,002 --> 00:06:22,627 THAT'S LIKE JACKING OFF TO A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ONLINE. 182 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:23,752 WHICH I'VE DONE. 183 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:25,961 OF COURSE I'M NOT'S PAYING TRIBUTE TO MYSELF. 184 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:28,126 IN THUNDERHORSE, I'M SKWISGAAR. 185 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,877 DATS WHY MY PANTS AND SHIRTS KEEP DISAPPEARING! 186 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:32,627 DATS FUCKING WEIRD DUDES. 187 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:33,627 WELL, WE'RE REALLY GOOD. 188 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:35,669 WE PLAYS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT. 189 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:36,794 WAIT A MINUTE! 190 00:06:36,877 --> 00:06:37,794 THURSDAY NIGHT? 191 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:38,961 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 192 00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:41,002 YOU HAVE ASTRONAUT CLASS ON THURSDAY NIGHT. 193 00:06:41,085 --> 00:06:42,794 ASTRONAUT CLASS IS A LIE?!! 194 00:06:42,877 --> 00:06:44,752 I'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYBODY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE 195 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:45,877 AN ASTRONAUT. 196 00:06:45,961 --> 00:06:48,335 NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE! 197 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:49,335 NOW WAITS, WAITS! GIVE US A CHANCE. 198 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:51,335 COME SEES US PLAY! 199 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:53,794 UHHH, I DON'T KNOW. 200 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:54,835 WAIT A MINUTE. 201 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:59,335 TRIBUTE BAND, CRAPPY CLUB, REAL PEOPLE... 202 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,627 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. 203 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,835 WOW. 204 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:03,919 WHAT A SHIT HOLE. 205 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:04,961 LOOK AT THAT STAGE. 206 00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:06,335 IT'S FUCKING TINY! 207 00:07:06,418 --> 00:07:08,877 Pickles: OH, WAIT NO DUDE, IT'S JUST AN OPTICAL ILLUSION. 208 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,210 IT JUST LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE IT'S REAL FAR AWAY. 209 00:07:11,293 --> 00:07:13,919 CHECK IT OUT -- I'LL WALK ALL THE WAY OVER TO IT. 210 00:07:14,002 --> 00:07:16,335 HOLY SHIT, IT'S TINY! 211 00:07:16,418 --> 00:07:18,335 HEY UH, I'M JIMMY PALAMINO, UH PALAMINO TRIBUTE BAND 212 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:19,377 EMPORIUM. 213 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,043 YOUR HOME TO THE BEST, TO THE NEXT BEST THING 214 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:22,335 TO THE BEST. 215 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:25,502 IT'S MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME TO THE STAGE NORMAN BLOWUP, 216 00:07:25,585 --> 00:07:28,210 POCKLES THE DRUMMER, TOOKI WOLFPAINT, 217 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:32,877 BILLY BUTTERFACE AND SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF. 218 00:07:32,961 --> 00:07:35,085 DIDN'TS EVEN CHANGE MY NAME? 219 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,585 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THUNDERHORSE! 220 00:07:37,669 --> 00:07:40,877 HEY GUYS, ARE YOU READY TO GET BRUTAL? 221 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:50,710 ♪ TOKI! 222 00:07:50,794 --> 00:07:58,377 ♪ TOKI! 223 00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,794 YOU GOTTA LET US INTO YOUR BAND. 224 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:00,919 I AGREES. 225 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,961 I THINK THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEEDS. 226 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:03,835 BUT WE ALREADY GOTS A YOU. ME. 227 00:08:04,835 --> 00:08:05,794 WELL FINES THEN. 228 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:06,919 I'LL BE YOU. 229 00:08:07,002 --> 00:08:08,210 A MUCH BETTERS YOU. 230 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:09,293 IT'LL BE PERFECT! 231 00:08:09,377 --> 00:08:10,877 WE'LL BE REGULAR JACKOFFS! 232 00:08:10,961 --> 00:08:13,460 NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW IT'S US IF WE'RE IN OUR OWN TRIBUTE 233 00:08:13,543 --> 00:08:14,502 GROUP! 234 00:08:14,585 --> 00:08:16,627 YOU ALL WANT TO JOIN THUNDERHORSE? 235 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,961 YES. WE DO. 236 00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:20,002 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THE FUCKING DISGUSTING 237 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:21,627 ASSHOLE RICH LIFE. 238 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,710 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY JOINING A TRIBUTE BAND 239 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,293 TO THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD. 240 00:08:26,377 --> 00:08:28,794 DETHKLOK! 241 00:08:31,502 --> 00:08:33,252 IT'S THEIR TRIBUTE BAND! 242 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:34,627 FUCK THAT, WATCH THIS. 243 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,210 HEY YOU GUYS, FUCKING SCRAM. 244 00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:37,252 BYE BYE. 245 00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,085 FIRED. 246 00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:41,502 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. 247 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,919 BYE BYE. 248 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:46,085 UHHHH, THEY'RE NOT GETTING IT. 249 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:48,418 LOOK GUYS, WE'RE ONLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S BEST 250 00:08:48,502 --> 00:08:51,418 FOR THUNDERHORSE HERE. 251 00:08:51,502 --> 00:08:52,752 ALRIGHT HOW 'BOUT THIS. 252 00:08:52,835 --> 00:08:54,502 YOU GUYS GOT ABOUT FIVE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE THEN 253 00:08:54,585 --> 00:08:55,585 THE BEATINGS BEGIN. 254 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,502 5... 255 00:08:56,585 --> 00:08:57,752 GET OUT, SCRAM.... 256 00:08:57,835 --> 00:08:58,752 4,3..... 257 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,418 EVEN ME? 258 00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:02,043 NO, NO NO. YOU'RE SPECIAL. 259 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,710 WE NEED YOU. JUST KIDDING. 260 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,335 YES, YOU TOO, PUG NOSE. 261 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:06,543 SCRAMAROONEY. 262 00:09:06,627 --> 00:09:07,377 ON THROUGH THAT DOOR. GO ON. 263 00:09:08,377 --> 00:09:10,002 GET OUT OF HERE! 264 00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:12,961 GENTLEMEN, WE ARE FACED WITH A VOLATILE SITUATION. 265 00:09:13,043 --> 00:09:15,794 DETHKLOK HAS DELIBERATELY STEPPED DOWN FROM CELEBRITY 266 00:09:15,877 --> 00:09:20,002 STATUS IN AN ATTEMPT TO MELD INTO NORMAL SOCIETY. 267 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:22,252 IF THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR SPREAD TO THE GREATER 268 00:09:22,335 --> 00:09:26,168 CELEBRITY WORLD, THE EFFECTS COULD BE DEVASTATING. 269 00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:29,377 WE HAVE A CELEBRITY SPECIALIST TO TELL US MORE. 270 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,085 GENTLEMEN, ONCE A MORTAL BECOMES A CELEBRITY, 271 00:09:32,168 --> 00:09:36,293 THEIR CREDIBILITY IS CONSTANTLY CHALLENGED BY REGULAR JACKOFFS. 272 00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:38,460 THIS OF COURSE SENDS THEM IN SEARCH OF THEIR 273 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:40,460 INNOCENCE AND FORMER NAIVETE. 274 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:42,794 WHEN THESE CELEBRITIES REALIZE THEY CAN NO LONGER BE 275 00:09:42,877 --> 00:09:45,794 WHO THEY WERE THEY BECOME DESPONDENT SELF-HATING ZOMBIES 276 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,252 AND FLEE FROM THE PUBLIC. 277 00:09:47,335 --> 00:09:50,002 IF DETHKLOK WITHDRAWALS THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE ABOMINABLE. 278 00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:52,543 THE ECONOMY WOULD BEGIN TO FALL UPON ITSELF AND WORLD 279 00:09:52,627 --> 00:09:53,835 RELATIONS WOULD CRUMBLE. 280 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,085 WE ALL DIE. 281 00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:56,585 GOOD GOD. 282 00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:57,877 OUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 283 00:09:57,961 --> 00:09:58,835 EXACTLY. 284 00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:00,002 WHAT CAN WE DO? 285 00:10:00,085 --> 00:10:01,335 RIGHT NOW, NOTHING. 286 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:03,961 WE CAN ONLY PRAY THAT BY SOME MIRACLE, 287 00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:10,585 DETHKLOK COMES TO THEIR SENSES. 288 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,961 THANK YOU! 289 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,835 WE ARE THUNDERHORSE, A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST BAND IN THE 290 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:14,961 WORLD -- DETHKLOK. 291 00:10:15,043 --> 00:10:17,126 GOOD NIGHT! 292 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,502 MAN CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 293 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,752 I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT NOT TOO LONG AGO. 294 00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:23,502 THIS FUCKING LIFESTYLE, FIVE SWEATY DUDES 295 00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:25,335 IN A SHITTY LITTLE ROOM. 296 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,585 NO BULL SHIT, FANCY CATERINGS 297 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,919 AND TOP-SHELF BOOZE... 298 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,627 YEAH, AND NO WIDE SCREEN TVS TO THROW OUR EMPTY 299 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:33,210 CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES THROUGH. 300 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:34,293 HEY, NICE JOB, GUYS. 301 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,252 YOU ALMOST SOUND LIKE THE REAL THING. 302 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,377 ANYWAY, HERE'S A FEW BEER TICKETS. ON THE HOUSE. 303 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,377 BEER TICKETS? 304 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,377 I THINK HE SAID, "BEER TICKETS." 305 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:42,210 BEER TICKETS? 306 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,543 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 307 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:45,210 WELL THESE ARE GOOD FOR ANY OF THE CHEAP DOMESTICS. 308 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:47,794 YEAH, LET'S TRY YOUR LITTLE THEORY OUT, SHIT HEAD. 309 00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,210 YOU DO IT, I'M NOT DOING IT. 310 00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:50,335 I'LL DO IT, I DON'T CARE. 311 00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,168 YEAH DO IT PICKLES, SEE WHAT HAPPENS! 312 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,460 STAND AND WAIT FOR HIM. 313 00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,126 GO. GO GO, GO GO GO. 314 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,627 UHH, I HAVE A BEER TICKET FOR ONE BEER PLEASE. 315 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,877 WHAT IS HE DOING? 316 00:10:59,961 --> 00:11:00,835 WHAT HAPPENED? 317 00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:02,669 GUYS! IT'S A BEER! 318 00:11:02,752 --> 00:11:05,627 YOU MEAN THAT THAT THINGS HE GAVES YOU AMS LIKES LITTLE 319 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,794 MONIES WHAT AMS ONLY FOR BEERS? 320 00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:10,252 HOW COME DETHKLOK NEVER GOT BEER TICKETS BEFORE? 321 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,168 YEAH WHAT THE HELL? 322 00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,085 OKAY, THIS IS BULLSHIT ALL RIGHT? 323 00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:15,210 ALL WE EVER GET IS ALL THE BOOZE WE CAN DRINK. 324 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:16,919 WE NEVER GET BEER TICKETS. 325 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:18,502 HEY UH, EXCUSE ME? 326 00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:19,752 ARE YOU NORMAN BLOWUP? 327 00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:22,168 UH, YEAH. THAT'S WHO I AM. 328 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:24,126 I'M HEADING UP THE PONTIAC MICHIGAN METAL HEALTH 329 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:27,085 ALLIANCE BENEFIT AND WOULD LOVE FOR YOU GUYS TO PLAY IT. 330 00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,252 UH LADY. 331 00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:29,168 I DON'T THINK SO. 332 00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:30,460 WE DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING. 333 00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:31,669 WAIT, GUYS. 334 00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:33,794 DETHKLOK WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT 335 00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:34,835 THUNDERHORSE WOULD. 336 00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:35,794 WE'LL DO IT. 337 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,460 THUNDERHORSE IS GOING TO BE THERE. 338 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:38,794 YEAH YOU CAN COUNT ON THEM. 339 00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:40,794 I KNOW OF A PARTY AT THIS DUDE'S HOUSE, AND I THINK 340 00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,085 HIS PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN. 341 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,794 WILL THERE BE PEOPLE THERE WE CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR 342 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,335 ROOTS WITH, LIKE UGLY CHICKS? 343 00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:46,585 PROBABLY. 344 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:48,460 WE'RE GOING. 345 00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:49,418 THIS IS IT, GUYS. 346 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:51,669 HANGING OUT WITH REGULAR JACKOFFS. 347 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,710 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE FINALLY GETTING IN TOUCH WITH 348 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:56,669 OUR FUCKING ROOTS -- AND FUCK GUYS, THAT'S 349 00:11:56,752 --> 00:11:57,794 PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME. 350 00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:01,502 [ LOUD RUMBLE ] I THINK THAT'S MY STOMACH. 351 00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:04,126 [ RUMBLE ] I THINK THAT'S ME MAYBE. 352 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:07,293 [ RUMBLING CONTINUES ] WAIT. 353 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:08,627 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE ATE? 354 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,627 I DON'T KNOW. 355 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,585 WE USUALLY GET FED BY OUR SERVANTS. 356 00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:12,752 BUT, THEY AREN'T HERE. 357 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,669 RIGHT THEY RING THAT BELL AND THEN WE KNOW 358 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:15,961 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT. 359 00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,961 I DON'T REMEMBERS NO ONES RINGING NO BELLS, 360 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:20,710 SO THAT'S MEANS IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE WE ATES. 361 00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:22,085 GUYS, I THINK WE'RE STARVING. 362 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:23,252 I REMEMBER THIS. 363 00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:24,919 DOES WE GOTS ANY MONIES? 364 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:25,835 NOPE. 365 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:26,961 WE GOT THOSE BEER TICKETS. 366 00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,126 THAT'S ALL. 367 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,377 WELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA EAT THEN?! 368 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,418 I GOT IT. 369 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,335 WE'RE HUNGRY. 370 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,043 I'M GOING TO GET US A GIG. 371 00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,168 SO YOU KNOW, THIS GIG HERE DOESN'T PAY BUT, YOU KNOW, 372 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:42,085 WHEN YOU'RE DONE YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SPAGHETTI YOU WANT. 373 00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,377 DATS FINE. 374 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,585 PROBABLY WHAT WE'D USE OUR MONEY ON ANYWAY: SPAGHETTI. 375 00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:46,585 YEAH SPAGHETTI. 376 00:12:46,669 --> 00:12:47,835 CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN. 377 00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,752 SO UHHH, I'M NOT SEEING ANY LOAD-IN TEAM. 378 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:53,002 CAN YOU PAGE THEM OR WHATEVER AND TELL THEM TO LOAD US IN? 379 00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:55,168 I'M STARTED TO GET WORRIED ABOUT TIME HERE. 380 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,502 OH, NO NO NO NO. 381 00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:57,835 THERE'S NO LOAD-IN TEAM. 382 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:09,418 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP YOUR OWN GEAR. 383 00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:10,627 ALRIGHT. 384 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:11,961 WE'RE DONE LOADING IN GEAR. 385 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,377 MURDERFACE, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LOADED YOUR GEAR IN YET. 386 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,502 I'M NOT LOADING IT. 387 00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,002 I DON'T DO THAT. 388 00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,002 DUDE, EVERYONE LOADS IN THEIR OWN STUFF. 389 00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:19,961 IT'S THE RULES! 390 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,335 OH LIKE IT MATTERS. 391 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,919 I'LL JUST FUCKING PRETEND PLAY. 392 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,877 IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 393 00:13:24,961 --> 00:13:26,002 WHAT? 394 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:27,252 NOTHIN! 395 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:29,543 IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU PRETEND PLAYED? 396 00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:30,794 WELL THAT'S GOOD. 397 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,794 THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 398 00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:42,835 ♪ ♪ [ INDISTINCT ] 399 00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:50,335 ♪ ♪ [ INDISTINCT ] 400 00:13:50,418 --> 00:14:00,418 ♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] ♪ 401 00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:10,418 ♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] ♪ 402 00:14:10,502 --> 00:14:24,210 ♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] ♪ 403 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:27,293 [ PEOPLE GROANING ] GREAT. 404 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,252 THE SPAGHETTI IS RUINED. 405 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,460 WE'LL AT LEAST WE GOT THE GIG TONIGHT AT PALAMINOS. 406 00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:35,043 WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE TO NOT GET PAID IN BEER TICKET MONEY, 407 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:40,210 BUT ACTUAL MONEY. 408 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,418 THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT! 409 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:45,126 WHOA, THAT'S THE SMALLEST AUDIENCE WE'VE EVER PLAYED. 410 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,126 YOU GUYS MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO FLYER. 411 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,085 FLYERING? 412 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,669 AM I FROM OUTER SPACE? 413 00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,126 WHAT'S FLYERING? 414 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:54,293 WE HAVE TO PRINT OUT SOME ADVERTISEMENTS, 415 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:58,252 WRITE THE INFORMATION ON THERE, PASS THEM OUT TO PEOPLE. 416 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,293 BOOM! EVERYONE'S HERE. 417 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,585 WE'LL BE TURNING PEOPLE AWAY. 418 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,543 [ RUMBLING ] LOOKS LIKE DETHKLOK'S 419 00:15:05,627 --> 00:15:07,002 STIRRING UP THINGS AGAIN! 420 00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:09,835 THE PENTUPLEMINT GUM COMPANY WAS ATTACKED EARLIER TODAY BY ANGRY 421 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:12,585 DETHKLOK FANS FOR "EXPLOITING" BAND. 422 00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:15,502 THE DESTRUCTION COST THE COMPANY NEARLY 12 MILLION IN REPAIRS 423 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,335 BUT WHO'S REALLY AT FAULT HERE? 424 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,502 AND WHERE'S DETHKLOK TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? 425 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,293 LOOKS LIKE IT'S A GOOD TIME TO NOT BE IN DETHKLOK. 426 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,210 IN RELATED NEWS, THE STRUGGLING DETHKLOK 427 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,502 TRIBUTE BAND, THUNDERHORSE, HAS BEEN SIGNED TO HEADLINE 428 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,585 THE METAL HEALTH ALLIANCE BENEFIT. 429 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,460 BIG DEAL! WHO CARES! 430 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:32,460 SLOPPY SECONDS ANYONE? 431 00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:33,835 HMM. 432 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,794 GUYS WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY, 433 00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,752 SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET THAT MANY FLYERS. 434 00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,335 SO WE GOTTA PLACE THEM VERY STRATEGICALLY, ALL RIGHT? 435 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,126 WE GOT TO PLACE THEM REALLY, REALLY STRATEGICALLY. 436 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,085 NEXT. 437 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:45,335 OH LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 438 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:46,543 YOU'RE A BAND. 439 00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:49,168 THAT'S REAL EXCITING. 440 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,335 MAKING FLYERS SO YOU CAN GET BIG AND FAMOUS? 441 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,877 UGH, YEAH. 442 00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,168 WE'D LIKE TO MAKE FLYERS. 443 00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:56,460 WHAT'S YOUR BAND CALLED? 444 00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:58,335 HEY WE'RE CALLED UH, THUN- NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 445 00:15:58,418 --> 00:15:59,669 SURPRISE! 446 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:02,460 DATS WHY WE AMS GETTINGS FLYERS, SO PEOPLES KNOWS WHATS 447 00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,710 WHO WE ARE. 448 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,627 AND THEN YOU'LL BE A BIG ROCK AND ROLL STAR!!! 449 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,752 WOWIE! 450 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,585 ANOTHER BAND. 451 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,919 IF I WASN'T SO LETHARGIC FROM FROM HUNGER I'D, UH, 452 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,043 KICK YOUR ASS AND... 453 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,460 MAKE COPIES OF IT HERE. 454 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,710 COPY. 455 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:23,002 THAT'S MY STOMACH, MAKING THAT SOUND. 456 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:23,961 UHHHH. 457 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,085 WHY ARE WE HERE? 458 00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:26,919 WHY DO WE HAVE THIS STACK OF PAPER? 459 00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:28,835 PASSING OUT FLYERS. 460 00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:30,085 RIGHT. FUCK. 461 00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,502 WHY AM I SO FUCKING TIRED? 462 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,710 I MEAN I KNOW I'M HUNGRY, BUT WHY AM I SO HUNGRY? 463 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:34,710 I KNOW WHY. 464 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,669 WE HAVEN'T EATEN. 465 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:39,210 WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP. 466 00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,877 WELL OUR SLEEPING SITUATION COULD BE BETTER. 467 00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:49,126 [ SKWISGAAR MOANS ] MOVES YOUR ARM. 468 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:52,669 DOES YOU LIKES THAT? 469 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,335 DOES YOU LIKES THAT? 470 00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:58,210 LETS ME KNOWS IF I TICKLES YOU. 471 00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:02,502 [ RUMBLING ] SORRY THAT'S MY STOMACH. 472 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:03,585 SO YEAH. 473 00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,252 WE HAVE A HUNDRED FLYERS HERE, THAT'S IT. 474 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:09,752 WE NEED THEM TO GO OUT TO PEOPLE WHO WILL COME TO A SHOW. 475 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:14,335 DO NOT FUCK THIS UP, MURDERFACE. 476 00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,293 AND WITH THE REAL DETHKLOK ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, TONIGHT'S 477 00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:39,252 BENEFIT IS BEING TOUTED AS THE LOCAL EVENT OF THE YEAR. 478 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:42,210 AND IT FEATURES THE BAND THAT SOUNDS ALMOST JUST LIKE DETHKLOK 479 00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,585 MORE OR LESS. 480 00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:46,585 [ NATHAN GRUNTING ] CFO: SO, UH, THIS IS WHAT 481 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:48,794 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN UP TO, HUH? 482 00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,335 NO ANSWER? 483 00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,252 GETTING BACK TO YOUR ROOTS BEEN GOOD? 484 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:53,252 NATHAN? YES. 485 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:55,335 IT'S BEEN REALLY GOOD. 486 00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,794 YOU GUYS DOING OKAY WITH NO MONEY OR ACCOMMODATIONS? 487 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,502 WE'VE BEEN FINE! 488 00:17:59,585 --> 00:18:00,961 GOD! 489 00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,043 WELL UH, YOU DON'T SOUND FINE. 490 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,460 YOU SOUND AGITATED. 491 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,585 HUNGRY. 492 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,794 MISERABLE. 493 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,961 ANYWAY THE REASON I'M HERE IS THAT I CAUGHT WIND 494 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,877 THAT "THUNDERHORSE" IS DOING A HEALTH BENEFIT. 495 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:13,460 YOU REALIZE TONIGHT IS YOUR UH, CHEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD 496 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:14,835 TASTE TEST PARTY? 497 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,168 BUT WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION AND THUNDERHORSE DOESN'T BACK DOWN 498 00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:20,585 ON OBLIGATIONS -- NOT LIKE SOME OTHER BANDS. 499 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:23,835 WELL UHH, I BROUGHT YOU GUYS SOME KOBE BEEF FOIS GRAS 500 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,168 BURGERS. 501 00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:26,418 NO!!!! 502 00:18:26,502 --> 00:18:28,377 WE DON'T EAT THAT FANCY EXPENSIVE STUFF ANYMORE!!! 503 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,669 WE'RE GETTING IN TOUCH WITH OUR ROOTS!!!! 504 00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,335 UHH, ALRIGHT THEN. 505 00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:34,877 WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. 506 00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:36,085 GOODBYE. 507 00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:40,585 [ RUMBLING ] THUNDERHORSE! 508 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:42,043 THUNDERHORSE! 509 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,752 THUNDERHORSE! 510 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:45,252 THUNDERHORSE! 511 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:46,669 THUNDERHORSE! 512 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,335 THUNDERHORSE! 513 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:54,877 [ CHANTING CONTINUES ] WELL UH, GUYS, 514 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:58,377 TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT -- METAL HEALTH 515 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:03,877 ALLIANCE BENEFIT THAT WE SAID WE'D DO. 516 00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:05,293 YOU ALL FEELING GOOD? 517 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,502 [ CLEARS THROAT ] UGH. 518 00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,335 [ SNIFFS ] HEY, YOU ARE NORMAN BLOWUP 519 00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,543 FROM THUNDERHORSE RIGHT? 520 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:11,877 YEAH, YEAH I AM. 521 00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,669 I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING SELL-OUT 522 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,627 FOR DOING THIS HEALTH BENEFIT CONCERT. 523 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:18,252 DETHKLOK WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND YOU'RE 524 00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:19,543 RUINING THEIR GOOD NAME. 525 00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,835 FUCK YOU! 526 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,335 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT! 527 00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:26,961 [ RUMBLING ] YOU KNOW, UH, GUYS, 528 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,168 IT'S HARD TO SAY THIS BUT, I'VE HAVE MY FUCKING FILL 529 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,418 OF GETTING BACK TO OUR ROOTS. 530 00:19:32,502 --> 00:19:34,877 AND, THAT'S BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS. 531 00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,252 I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 532 00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:39,210 I MEAN THE REASON WE ARE IN DETHKLOK IS BECAUSE WE ALL 533 00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:40,794 PAID OUR DUES ALREADY. 534 00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:42,252 I DIDN'T. 535 00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:44,252 I SAYS WE GETS THE FUCKS OUT OF HERE. 536 00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:46,252 BUT DUDE WE STILL HAVE TO DO THAT BENEFIT. 537 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,085 WE PROMISED THOSE GUYS WE'D DO IT! 538 00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:49,585 THUNDERHORSE PROMISED. 539 00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:51,002 NOT DETHKLOK. 540 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,043 DETHKLOK'S GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GETTING 541 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,835 SOME FUCKING FOOD. 542 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,752 WAITS STOPS! 543 00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:59,168 WE NEEDS TO TELL THEMS THAT WE ARE GOING. 544 00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:00,377 IT'S A HEALTH BENEFITS! 545 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,252 WE NEEDS TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS! 546 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,460 ITS A MOB OF ANGRY PEOPLE, TOKI. 547 00:20:04,543 --> 00:20:08,543 WHO DO YOU WANNA THROW OUT THERE TO THE FUCKING SHARKS? 548 00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,293 HELLO ONE AND ALL. 549 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,627 I HAVE A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT. 550 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,835 WE WANT THUNDERHORSE!! 551 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,460 IT WOULD SEEM THAT THUNDERHORSE WILL NOT BE 552 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:18,377 PERFORMING THIS EVENING AS SCHEDULED. 553 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,085 WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU! 554 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,210 HEAR ME OUT. 555 00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,543 I THINK IF WE CAN ALL JUST REMAIN CALM. 556 00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:27,126 TAKE THIS BEER BOTTLE ON YOUR FACE. 557 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,377 LOOK, YOU FUCKING PRICKS!! 558 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,961 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT FROM YOU 559 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,585 FUCKING DILDOS!! 560 00:20:31,669 --> 00:20:33,961 I'M FUCKING WILLIAM FUCKING MURDERFACE! 561 00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:37,126 AND YOU CAN SUCK MY MILLIONAIRE COCK! 562 00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:42,669 [ ANGRY SHOUTING ] WE ARE READY NOW. 563 00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:45,460 PICK US UP IN OUR BIG FANCY FUCKING HELICOPTER. 564 00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,502 THANK YOU.