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♪
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>> SUCH A PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU
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AND DETHKLOK, CHARLES.
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>> WELL ROY, THE WAY THIS BAND
HAS BEEN DOING I THINK
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WE'LL ALL BECOME VERY WEALTHY.
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IT'S ALL QUITE METAL.
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WHAT'S THAT, UH, SOUND?
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OH.
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>> HEY, WHERE'S ALL THE
FUCKING
NAKED SLUTS?
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>> DAD, YOUR STUPID WHORE
SECRETARY TOLD ME THAT YOU
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"WEREN'T TO BE BOTHERED."
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I TOLD HER TO GO
FUCK HERSELF.
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AND THEN I SLAPPED HER.
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NOW I NEED SOME MONEY.
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NOW!
>> I'M SORRY GENTLEMEN.
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THIS IS MY SON DAMIEN.
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DAMIEN!
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THIS IS A PRIVATE MEETING!
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YOU SHOULD BE BACK
AT RECORDING INDUSTRY COLLEGE!
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>> FUCK THAT STUPID SHIT.
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I'LL BE RUNNING THIS PLACE
ANYWAY SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
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LOOK.
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YOU'LL JUST LET ANYBODY IN HERE!
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HA. LOOK AT THIS LONG HAIRED
MONKEY.
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WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY?
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>> DEATH METAL.
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>> YOU MOTHERFUCKA.
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>> MAYBE IT'S BEST WE ALL
COOL DOWN, HUH?
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>> YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THAT,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I'LL NEVER FUCKING FORGET
YOU DID THIS!
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>> SORRY, UH... AGAIN.
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>> MM-HMM.
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WHAT DO I TELL YOU GUYS BEFORE
EVERY MEETING?
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>> TRY NOT TO PUNCH PEOPLE.
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>> TRY NOT TO PUNCH PEOPLE.
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THAT'S CORRECT.
>> WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM US?
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THESE MEETINGS ARE SOOO BORING.
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WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM.
>> YOU SHOULD CARE, WILLIAM.
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LET ME JUST SAY THIS
TO EVERYBODY.
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PAY ATTENTION TO THIS
CONTRACTUAL STUFF BECAUSE, UH,
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WHAT IF I'M NOT AROUND
IN THE FUTURE?
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[ ECHOING ]
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>> [ SNORING ]
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[ JACKHAMMER, BANGING ]
[ CONSTRUCTION CONTINUES ]
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ARGHHHH!!
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UGGHHH.
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GOD IT'S LOUD!
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[ RETCHING ]
>> [ SCREAMING, RETCHING ]
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>> [ CONSTRUCTION CONTINUES ]
>> SHUT UP WITH THE FUCKING
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CONSTRUCTION, MAN!
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CAN YOU GUYS SEE THAT HUNGOVER
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP?
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HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE
LISTEN TO THAT RACKET?
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♪ [ DEATH METAL PLAYS ]
THERE. THAT'S BETTER.
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>> WHAT'S UP BRO!??!
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>> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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>> I'M SOME DUDE!
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I SNUCK IN.
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>> HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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>> I JUST SNUCK INTO YOUR
TRUNK
LAST NIGHT!
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YOU GUYS WERE PRETTY HAMMERED!!
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>> WHOSE IN CHARGE OF FUCKING
SECURITY NOW?
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>> DUDE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE
SINGER!
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YOU GOTTA LEAVE A MESSAGE ON
MY CELL PHONE!
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>> UGH.
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WEIRD DUDE IN MY BEDROOM.
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THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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[ JACKHAMMER ]
>> OH, GOOD MORNINS!
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NICE OF YOUS TWOS TO JOIN US!
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>> DUDES, WHEN THE FUCK IS
THIS PLACE GONNA BE
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FUCKING FINISHED?
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I NEED TO BE ABLE TO
START SLEEPING AGAIN!
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>> WELL, WE'RE ALMOST DONE
NOW THAT WE'VE PICKED THE MOST
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BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT
INTERIOR DESIGNER IN THE WHOLE
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WORLD.
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WHO IS THAT DILDO?!!!
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>> SOME GUY WHO SNUCK RIGHT IN!
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OH. MURDERFACE, DON'T.
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DON'T DO THAT.
>> OW! OW! STOP!
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FUCK YOU LADY!
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YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
YOU KNOW.
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CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO HANG,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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OR WHATEVER.
>> YOU, WEIRDO.
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THERE'S THE DOOR.
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
AND UH, THANKS UH, FOR
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BUYING OUR RECORDS.
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>> MY FRIENDS ARE NEVER GONNA
BELIEVE ME!
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SEE YOU GUYS LATER!
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>> All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>> Toki: OH NOOOOOS!!
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NOT AGAINS!!!!
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>> Pickles: WE KEEP FORGETTING
THAT WE'RE UP HERE!!!
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>> Skwisgaar: UNTIL
RENOVATIONS
AMS FINISHED AT LEAST.
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>> Nathan: GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE
A MANAGER NOW SO ALL THE STUPID
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FUCKING IS UP TO US.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...
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FOR...THE... ♪
♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY
♪
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
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>> DETHKLOK IN A PRESS
CONFERENCE RECENTLY ANNOUNCED
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PLANS FOR THEIR FIRST LIVE
SHOW
SINCE ITS ATTACK, GIVING
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A MUCH-NEEDED BOOST
TO THE WORLD'S ECONOMY.
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>> WE KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS
GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME
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RIGHT NOW ECONOMICALLY.
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AND WE SEE A LOT
OF BUSINESSES SCALING DOWN.
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BUT NOT US.
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WE'RE GOING TO PUT ON
THE BIGGEST, MOST EXPENSIVE
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ELABORATE LIVE SHOW
THAT'S EVER BEEN DONE.
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WE'RE GONNA MAKE
SPENDING MONEY METAL.
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>> CHECK IT OUT!
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WE MADE SOLID CRYSTAL POSTERS
AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN FOR SALE!
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>> TICKETS ARE PENTOUPLE PRICE!
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THERE'S NO RECESSION FOR METAL!
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THE RECESSION IS
AN ASSHOLE!
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>> AND WITH THE UNTIMELY DEATH
OF THEIR MANAGER,
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HOW WILL DETHKLOK CONTINUE TO
ORGANIZE THEIR MULTI KRILLION
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DOLLAR BUSINESS?
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>> WE'RE NOT HIRING
A REPLACEMENT MANAGER.
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IT'S TOO FUCKING SOON KIMOSABE.
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WE'RE TAKING ON
ALL MANAGEMENT, UH, THINGIES.
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>> I AMS IN CHARGE
OF FINANCIALS TREASURIES.
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>> I AM HEAD OF FINANCIAL
BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
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>> I'M CHIEF OF
FINANCIAL RECEIPTS.
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GATHERING.
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>> DEPUTY PRESIDENT OF
FINANCIAL MONIES.
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>> I'MS IN CHARGE OF SNACKS.
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FUCKING BULLSHITS.
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>> AREN'T YOU FRIGHTENED OF
MISMANAGING THIS BAND?
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CHARLES OFFDENSEN WAS
CONSIDERED
BY MANY A FINANCIAL GENIUS.
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WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?
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>> FUCK YOU!
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THAT'S MY CREDENTIALS!
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WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE FUCKING
DOING, ASS--
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>> AND WITH DETHKLOK IN CHARGE
OF THEIR FINANCES, HOW WILL
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THEY CONTROL THEIR SPENDING?
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RECEIPTS HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED TO
THE MEDIA THAT SHOW BILLIONS OF
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DOLLARS SQUANDERED
ON VANITY PROJECTS.
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>> FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS WAS
SPENT ON DETHKLOK KITTY SHADES,
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SUNGLASSES FOR CATS.
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>> TWENTY MILLION WAS SPENT ON
THE "SUPER TITS CANDY SNAKE"
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"PROJECT," WHICH WAS NEVER
COMPLETED OR DEFINED.
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AND FINALLY, $85.5 MILLION WAS
SPENT CONVERTING 90 ACRES OF
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LAND AND CORN SILOS INTO "COOL
RANCH DORITO" DISPENSERS.
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>> [ CHEERING ]
>> WELCOME TO DETHKLOK'S
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DORITO LAND!
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING,
PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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>> I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL
THAT DORITO LAND IS NOT OPEN
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TO THE PUBLIC.
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IT'S JUST FOR US.
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SORRY.
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>> WHICH BRINGS US TO NOW.
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WITH THE ECONOMIC WORLD IN FLUX,
DETHKLOK HAS CANCELLED ALL
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INTERVIEWS TO WORK ON
"MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES."
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>> GUYS, EVER SINCE MURDERFACE
HARASSED THAT OTHER INTERIOR
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DESIGNER AND SHE FELL OUT
OF OUR HOUSE, IT MADE ME THINK-
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WE GOT TO BE
THE INTERIOR DESIGNERS OF
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MORDHAUS.
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ALL IT IS IS MAKING DECISIONS.
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I'LL MAKE A DECISION RIGHT
NOW,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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I DECIDED TO SLICE IT.
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>> SO THEN WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT THE LIVING ROOM?
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THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
DECISION BECAUSE THAT'S THE ROOM
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THAT EVERYBODY SHARES.
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> GUYS, WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!
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I GOT IT!
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A SANDSCAPE!
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A BIG BADASS INDOOR
DESERT SCENE.
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>> SANDSCAPE RIGHT HERE!
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LIVING ROOM IS
GOING TO BE
A BADASS ARIZONA
STYLE. NO. NO WAY!
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LIKE TUCSON!
FUCK NO.
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SCOTTSDALE!
NO WAY!
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JUST RIGHT HERE MAN!
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>> YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT SAND!
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>> BUT IT'S AN ESCAPE!
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>> I HATE THIS IDEA!
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>> REAL CACTUS,
REAL TUMBLEWEEDS, REAL SNAKES!
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HUH?
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JACKRABBIT!
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WHERE'S TOKI? HE'D LOVE THAT!
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WHERE IS HE?
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>> SAND WILL GET EVERYWHERE,
MURDERFACE.
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>> VACUUM. NO PROBLEM.
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>> OH YEAH, LIKE THAT WON'T BE
A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
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OH, UH, GUESS I'M GONNA
LEAVE THE ROOM.
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GUESS I'LL VACUUM MY STUPID
FUCKING SHOES AGAIN.
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>> TUCSON!
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SCOTTSDALE!
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>> UGH.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOES INTO
MAKING A HOUSE A HOME?
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FUCKING BAD-ASS CONCERT
LIGHTING.
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I'LL SHOW YOU.
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>> UH TOKI.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING
SNACKS.
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AND ALL I'M SMELLING IS
BURNING PLASTIC.
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AND YOU KNOW THAT BURNING
PLASTIC ISN'T SNACKS.
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I MEAN, TOKI?
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ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
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>> I MISSES HIMS PICKLE.
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>> WE ALL DO.
EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T SAY IT.
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>> WHY DON'T WE SAYS IT PICKLE?
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>> TOKI....
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[ SIGHS ]
BECAUSE ADMITTING SADNESS
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MAKES YOU GAY.
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>> I FEEL WE'RE TAKING
DETHKLOK
AND MANAGING IT
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RIGHT DOWNS THE CRAPPER.
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>> TOKI. OKAY, LISTEN.
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF SNACKS.
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AND JUDGING BY YOUR SNACK....
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[ NATHAN SCREAMING ]
>> AMS DAT NATHANS SCREAMINS?
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>> ALRIGHT CHECK THIS OUT.
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IT'S SCREAM ACTIVATED LIGHTING.
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WHAAAAAA!!!!!
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SEE? YOU COME HOME IT'S DARK.
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WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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OVER THERE.
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PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE ROOM OF
THE HOUSE.
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>> I'M AFRAID THAT'S GOING TO
COST AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY
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I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
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>> FUCK MONEY!
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>> All: FUCK MONEY!
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>> DIS IS MY PLATINUMS
PRACTICE
CHANMBERS.
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I HAS A SOLID RUBY METRONOME.
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AND A CHAMPAGNE HUMIDIFIER.
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SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE DAT
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IT MAKES ME HORNY.
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>> THIS IS MY ENDANGERED SPECIES
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FURNITURE ROOM.
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>> SERIOUSLY GUYS.
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FUCK MONEY.
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>> MY LORDS MAY I PLEASE SPEAK
WITH YOU ABOUT A PERSONAL
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FINANCIAL MATTER?
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>> WHAT? GO! TALK!
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>> MASTERS OUR PAYCHECKS ARE
NOT
BEING HONORED AT THE BANK.
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>> OHHHHHHH.
UHHH, LETS SEE.
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THAT'S WEIRD.
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>> YES SIRE. IT BOUNCED.
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>> GUYS IF THEIR MONEY'S
FUCKED
THEN OUR COULD BE TOO!
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>> WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH OUR MONEY!
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>> YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THAT,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I'LL NEVER FUCKING FORGET
YOU DID THIS!
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SINCE MY POOR FATHER HAS BEEN
ILL IT'S BEEN MY PERSONAL TASK
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TO CLEAN THIS COMPANY UP.
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO DETHKLOK.
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DETHKLOK IS FINALLY
IN A VULNERABLE POSITION.
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AND THEY'RE GETTING NO MORE OF
THE LABEL MONEY UNTIL THEY
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RENEGOTIATE THE TERMS
THAT WE THINK ARE FAIR.
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AND IF THEY DON'T.
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THEY'LL BE SORRY.
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>> Nathan: GUYS, UH I JUST
CHECKED ALL OF OUR ACCOUNTS
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AND UH,
NO MONEY IS COMING IN.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON HERE?
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>> Skwisgaar: UH, WILLIAMS?
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DID YOU PAY THE ELECTRICS BILL?
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>> Murderface: UH, WHAT AM I
GONNA PAY IT WITH?
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MY FARTS?
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>> [ CREAKING ]
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
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>> Reporter: THIS IS THE
FOOTAGE
THAT CAUGHT THE WORLDS'
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ATTENTION.
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DETHKLOK LITERALLY PLUMMETING
BOTH FINANCIALLY AND ACTUALLY.
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HOPEFULLY THIS HICCUP
WON'T AFFECT DETHKLOK'S
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"MOST EXPENSIVE CONCERT EVER."
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>> GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME
DETHKLOK COULD BE
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IN GRAVE FINANCIAL PERIL.
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VADER ORLAG?
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>> DETHKLOK LOST A TRULY
IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR
EMPIRE.
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THIS MAN.
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>> WITH HIM GONE DETHKLOK
HASN'T
THE CAPABILITIES TO MAKE
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EDUCATED BUSINESS DECISIONS
AND IN THE MEANTIME THEY'RE
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SQUANDERING BILLIONS.
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HERE TO EXPLAIN MORE ABOUT
DETHKLOK'S FINANCIAL PROBLEMS IS
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DETHKLOK FINANCIAL EXPERT
WILMORE UNDUNTINGIMINEN.
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>> DETHKLOK IS ACTING AS THEIR
OWN MANAGEMENT AND THE LIMITS
285
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OF THEIR FINANCIAL RUIN
ARE ENDLESS.
286
00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:55,835
AND THEN THERE'S THIS MAN.
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DAMIEN CORNICKLESON,
HEIR APPARENT TO
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CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN RECORDS...
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CURRENTLY RUN BY HIS WELL
RESPECTED AND TERMINALLY ILL
290
00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,460
FATHER ROY CORNICKLESON.
291
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>> BUT WHAT LABEL OWNER IN
THEIR
RIGHT MIND WOULD DEVOUR
292
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THEIR MOST PROFITABLE ENTITY?
293
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:09,794
>> DAMIEN IS
A RECORD EXECUTIVE --
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A CUNNING HOTHEADED OPPORTUNIST.
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00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:15,043
DON'T YOU SEE, THEY THRIVE
ON MISLEADING, TRICKING
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AND ENSNARING.
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00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:19,752
THEY'RE LIKE FERAL ANIMALS,
RABID DOGS THINKING ONLY
298
00:12:19,835 --> 00:12:22,002
OF WHAT WILL BENEFIT THEM
IN THE MOMENT.
299
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:25,669
>> AND SINCE DETHKLOK IS
ALREADY
MAKING BAD DECISIONS.
300
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>> EXACTLY.
301
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WHY NOT MAKE ONE MORE THAT COULD
END UP BEING THEIR UNDOING?
302
00:12:29,877 --> 00:12:33,835
HE IS INDEED A DANGEROUS MAN.
303
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,752
>> OUR RECORD'S SELLING REALLY
WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
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IT SAYS ON THE NEWS.
305
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,418
SO WHY SHOULD WE RENEGOTIATE?
306
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:40,293
>> YEAH!
307
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WHY AMS WE RECONGOTINATES?
308
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>> WE KNOW YOUR THAT YOUR MOST
EXPENSIVE CONCERT EVER IS
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COMING UP AND IF WE DON'T
HEAR THE ANSWER THAT WE WANT,
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WE HAVE THE RIGHT
TO SHUT DOWN THE EVENT.
311
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:54,377
IT'S ALL IN THE CONTRACT
WE'RE FAXING YOU.
312
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:57,002
>> BUT WES ALREADY SPENTS OUR
MONIES ON DE CONCERT!!!
313
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DATS THE ONLY WAYS WE GETS IT
BACK!
314
00:12:59,377 --> 00:13:00,460
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
315
00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:02,460
I'LL PULL THE PLUG ON YOUR SHOW
AND YOU'LL NEVER MAKE YOUR
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MONEY BACK.
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00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,919
YOU'LL BE DOOMED.
318
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RENEGOTIATE.
319
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,460
>> DUDE THIS THING IS FUCKED.
320
00:13:10,543 --> 00:13:13,085
ITS TOTALLY CLUTTERED
WITH ADDENDUM'S AND APPENDIX'S
321
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,043
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
322
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,168
>> BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
323
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,126
>> I THINK IT MEANS THAT THIS
SLICK ASSHOLE IS TRYING
324
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TO FUCK US.
325
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:20,002
>> WE SHOULD GET SOME HELP
WITH THIS.
326
00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:21,919
>> YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT WOULD
LOOK?
327
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,168
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR OWN
MANAGEMENT AND LEGAL CONSULT.
328
00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:25,460
IT'S LIKE ADMITTING FAILURE.
329
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,335
>> WAIT, I TOTALLY KNOW
WHERE TO GO.
330
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COME ON.
331
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:33,502
>> LISTEN, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE
REGULAR DILDOS AND STUFF
332
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BUT YOU SELL RECORDS, SO THIS
[bleep] SHOULD MAKE SENSE
333
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,961
TO YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT?
334
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:38,585
>> YEAH IT SHOULD.
335
00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:39,543
>> SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
336
00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:40,919
>> LET ME TRY TO TALK TO HER.
337
00:13:41,002 --> 00:13:43,835
SO DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE
TO YOU?
338
00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:44,794
>> UHHHHH.
339
00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:46,210
MY MANAGERS NOT IN NOW.
340
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,543
>> NO BUT.
341
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,377
YOU. YOU.
342
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:52,002
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THESE WORDS MEAN?
343
00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:54,877
>> UHH, "EXCLUSIVITY"?
344
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:55,877
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
345
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,335
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
346
00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:59,877
>> UHH, CROSS RECOUPMENT?
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00:13:59,961 --> 00:14:00,877
>> HERE WE GO.
348
00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:02,168
>> I TOLD YA.
349
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,293
MY MANAGER ISN'T HERE TODAY.
350
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:04,543
>> OKAY GIMME THAT BACK!
351
00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:05,543
THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
352
00:14:06,585 --> 00:14:07,752
THE STORE IS CLOSING
IN 5 MINUTES.
353
00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:11,377
IT'S CLOSING FOREVER
BECAUSE IT'S A RECORD STORE.
354
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,877
AND, THEY'RE ALL CLOSING.
355
00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:15,710
I WANNA THANK ALL THE
EMPLOYEES
FOR STICKING AROUND AND
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00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:16,877
STICKING IT THROUGH THE TOUGH
TIMES.
357
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:24,043
SO ENJOY ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING
ALL YOUR MP3'S ONLINE.
358
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:26,877
>> HEY GUYS I JUST THOUGHTS
ABOUT SOMETHINGS.
359
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:29,377
WHAT EVERS HAPPENS TO
THE KLOKATEERS WHOS NEVERS
GOTS
360
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,877
THEIR PAYCHECKS?
361
00:14:30,961 --> 00:14:32,794
>> OOH YEAH?
362
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:44,794
♪
363
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:51,794
>> GUYS
WHY ARE WE ALL SO DREARY?
364
00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:55,669
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THIS CRAP.
365
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,377
WE NEVER HAVE BEFORE!
366
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,460
WE SHOULD JUST CONCENTRATE
ON WHAT WE'RE GOOD AT.
367
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:02,835
DEATH METAL AND INTERIOR DESIGN!
368
00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:03,210
SURPRISE!
369
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,168
TAKE IT IN!
370
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,377
I KNOW, I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED
TO BE A GROUP EFFORT
371
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,794
BUT LOOK, CHECK IT OUT!
372
00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,543
I WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND.
373
00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:12,377
I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT.
374
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:24,794
>> [ NATHAN GROANING ]
[ GROANS ]
375
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:25,752
>> WHOAAA!
376
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:27,877
>> [ NATHAN SHUDDERS ]
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH THIS
377
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,543
THING COST.
378
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:31,835
GUYS I'VE BEEN CRUNCHING
NUMBERS AND FINANCIALLY,
379
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:35,210
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT WE'RE FUCKED.
380
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:38,043
THANKS TO MURDERFACE'S
SANDSCAPE WE'RE IN THE RED.
381
00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:40,502
GOOD ONE, MURDERFACE.
382
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,418
THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA
MAKE MONEY BACK IS IF THIS
383
00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,002
CONCERT IS SUCCESSFUL.
384
00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:47,252
AND UNTIL THEN, WE'RE REALLY
GONNA HAVE TO CUT DOWN
385
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:47,961
ON SPENDING.
386
00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:55,293
>> OH GUYS, WE CAN'T EATS
HERE,
DIS AMS TOO EXPENSIVE.
387
00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:59,168
>> NOW WHERE ARE WE GONNA EAT
FOR RESTAURANT NIGHT?
388
00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:01,502
>> THIS IS THE ONLY RESTAURANT
I THINK WE CAN AFFORD NOW.
389
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,126
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT 7-11
WAS A RESTAURANT.
390
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:05,252
>> LISTEN.
391
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,252
THE CONSTRUCTION HAS STOPPED.
392
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:09,919
>> DATS BECAUSE THEY DON'TS
GETS PAID, STUPID.
393
00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,252
>> OW!
394
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,210
>> GUYS, START TURNING
THE COUCHES OVER.
395
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,919
WE GOTTA FIND SOME LOOSE CHANGE
FOR SOME FUCKING HAMBURGERS.
396
00:16:37,752 --> 00:16:40,669
>> WE'RE LIVE TONIGHT IN
MONACO
EAGERLY AWAITING NIGHT
397
00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:43,210
SOLD OUT RECORD SETTING
BIGGEST MOST ELABORATE MOST
398
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,543
EXPENSIVE CONCERT EVER.
399
00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:46,460
QUITE A FEAT IN THIS
ECONOMIC CLIMATE.
400
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:49,043
THIS IS ALSO THE FIRST SHOW
DETHKLOK HAS EVER DONE WITHOUT
401
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:53,460
THE AID OF THEIR
MANAGER/LAWYER
CFO CHARLES OFFDENSEN.
402
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:57,002
>> LOOK GUYS, TONIGHT'S THE ONLY
NIGHT THAT WE CAN REALLY MAKE
403
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,418
BACK THE MONEY THAT WE SPENT
WHILE WE WERE ACTING LIKE
404
00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,835
ASSHOLES AS MANAGERS.
405
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,002
AND I KNOW THE LABEL HAS
BEEN THREATENING TO SHUT THIS
406
00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,961
THING DOWN SO THEY CAN FORCE
US
TO RENEGOTIATE.
407
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:09,002
I THINK WE JUST GOT TO PLAY
THIS
CONCERT AND CALL THEIR BLUFF.
408
00:17:09,085 --> 00:17:12,919
SO UH, LET'S JUST PLAY
AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
409
00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:15,043
GO GET EM' GUYS.
410
00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:16,502
YEEK.
411
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,293
SHITTY SPEECH, I'M SORRY.
412
00:17:18,377 --> 00:17:19,627
GO, UH...
413
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,126
>> NATHAN?
414
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,377
JUST STOP TALKING.
415
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,835
JUST STOP TALKING.
416
00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:34,460
♪
♪
417
00:17:54,669 --> 00:17:58,210
>> WE'RE HERE TONIGHT TO TAKE
ALL MONEY AND FUCKING
DESTROY IT.
418
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:03,252
IT WILL RAIN WORTHLESS BLOOD
MONEY ONTO YOUR PUTRID SOULS.
419
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:07,460
TONIGHT WE WILL WATCH MONEY
COMMIT SUICIDE.
420
00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:34,126
[ ANGRY SCREAMS ]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
421
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:34,794
>> THE LABEL SHUT US DOWN.
422
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:37,085
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA TO DO?
423
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,002
>> YOU BOYS GOT A SHOW TO DO.
424
00:19:33,085 --> 00:19:35,252
DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT
HERE
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
425
00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:37,877
I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE
MEETING WITH THESE GUYS.
426
00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:46,961
♪
♪
427
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:19,418
[ INDISTINCT ]
♪
428
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:48,710
>> WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
429
00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:50,502
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, NATHAN.
430
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:51,585
I WAS DEAD.
431
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,627
I MADE SURE THAT I WAS
PRONOUNCED DEAD ON THE
PREMISES.
432
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,752
>> WHERE WERE YOU FOR THE LAST
NINE MONTHS?
433
00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:56,669
>> I CAN'T TELL YOU NOW.
434
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,585
BUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,
I WILL.
435
00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:00,710
THERE'S SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER
THAN US GOING ON OUT THERE.
436
00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,002
BUT THAT'S A STORY FOR LATER.
437
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:05,085
IN THE MEANTIME
WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO.