>> THEY WERE THE KINGS OF AN
ERA. WE'VE ALREADY SEEN WHERE THEY
WERE AFTER WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE
THEY WERE, BUT WHERE ARE THEY
NOW NOW?
JUST WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT
SNAKES N' BARRELS WERE DONE FOR
GOOD, THEY REUNITED.
BUT TRAGEDY WOULD INTERVENE.
UNTIL NOW NOW.
SNAKES N' BARRELS IS BACK AGAIN!
...AND DYNAMIC NEW FRONT MAN
RIKKI KIXX ARE BACK TO KICK YOUR
ASS INTO SOBRIETY!
>> I MET THESE GUYS AT THEIR
ABSOLUTE WORST AND PULLED THEM
OUT OF THE DARK AND GOT THEM
CLEAN AT MY RIKKI KIXX
"KIKKIN' IT" REHAB CENTER.
AND WE JUST HIT IT OFF, AND THE
NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS THEIR
NEW SINGER.
IT WAS MAGICAL.
>> RIKKI KIXX HAS TAKEN IN MANY
EX-ROCKERS AND HELPED THEM GET
OFF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
>> THE KEY TO GETTING SOBER AND
LIVING CLEAN IS IDENTIFYING THE
PROBLEM.
AND THAT PROBLEM WAS PICKLES.
>> AND THIS MONTH, FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER, THE NEW ENERGIZED AND
SOBER SNAKES N' BARRELS WILL
HEADLINE THE RIKKI KIXX
"SOBERTOWN U.S.A. NO DRUGS
ALLOWED SOBER ROCK 'N' ROLL
SHOW," HOSTED BY LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, FORMERLY
KNOWN AS DR. ROCKZO,
THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN. ALL PROCEEDS TO GO TO THE
RIKKI KIXX "KIKKIN' IT" REHAB CENTER.
>> WE'RE BRINGING SOBER BACK,
AND WE'RE TAKING NAMES!
SOBER IS THE FUTURE OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL!
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...
FOR...THE... ♪
♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪
>> Pickles: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
THAT'S MY [BLEEP] BAND OUT
THERE, AND THEY'RE SOBER?!
>> Charles: WELL, PICKLES, I
HATE TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU DON'T
ACTUALLY OWN THE NAME SNAKES N' BARRELS.
>> Pickles: WHY NOT?!
HOW DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN?!
>> Charles: WELL, THE BAND
EXISTED BEFORE YOU GOT THERE,
AND I DIDN'T REPRESENT YOU THEN.
I CAN ASSURE YOU IT WOULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED HAD I --
>> Pickles: THEY'RE SOBER!
>> Charles: COULD YOU PLEASE
STOP BREAKING MY GOOD LAMPS?
BREAK THOSE.
THEY'RE FROM IKEA.
>> Pickles: WHAT, THESE ONES?
>> Charles: UH, YEAH. >> Pickles: YOU REALLY GOT A LOT
OF LAMPS IN HERE. >> Charles: WELL, LIGHTING IS
IMPORTANT. IT CREATES A NICE ATMOS--
>> Pickles: AAH!
THE WHOLE THING THAT GETS ME IS
THAT THEY GOT A NEW SINGER.
WHO THE [BLEEP] IS THAT DILDO?
HE'S LIKE A CHEAP CRAPPY
KNOCKOFF, YOU KNOW?
AND HE CHANGED THEM.
IT'S LIKE THOSE GUYS ARE
BRAINWASHED!
IF I COULD JUST TALK TO THEM...
>> Charles: WELL, YOU CAN'T,
PICKLES.
THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER
AGAINST YOU.
>> Pickles: A RESTRAINING ORDER?
[BLEEP] SNEAKY SOBER [BLEEP]
SUCKER!
>> Charles: CAN WE GET SOME MORE
LAMPS IN HERE, PLEASE?
THE CHEAP ONES. THANK YOU.
>> Toki: HEY, WHO AMS BREAKINGS
ALL THIS LAMPS?
I WANT TO BREAK SOME!
>> Charles: THEY'RE BRINGING IN
MORE.
>> Toki: WOWEE!
>> Murderface: HEY!
HEY, ALL THIS SNAKES N' BARRELS
GOT ME THINKING THAT I GOT SOME
LEGAL QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SIDE
BAND -- YOU KNOW, PLANET PISS.
>> Charles: DO YOU THINK IT CAN
WAIT? WE'RE IN A MEETING HERE.
>> Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU MEETING ABOUT, LAMPS?
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
I GET IT, I GET IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT MURDERFACE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
JUST LOOK RIGHT PAST ME.
>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> Murderface: I JUST WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF
PLANET PISS, YOU KNOW?
SO I DON'T WAKE UP SOMEDAY WITH
PLANET PISS BEING FRONTED BY
SOME OTHER ASSHOLE.
>> Charles: OKAY, OKAY.
>> Murderface: THAT'S MY BAND!
>> Charles: REGISTER THE NAME,
OKAY?
>> Murderface: YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW THAT STUFF.
>> Charles: NO. HAVE YOU
REGISTERED THE NAME PLANET PISS?
>> Murderface: YEAH. >> Charles: YOU HAVE?
>> Murderface: YEAH. I WILL. >> Charles: OKAY, THEN?
>> Murderface: OKAY. >> Charles: NOW IF YOU DON'T
MIND, I'M TALKING WITH --
>> Murderface: HEY, DON'T BLOW
ME OFF!
I GOT STUFF TO SAY!
>> Charles: WHAT DO YOU GOT?
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> Murderface: UHHHHHHHHHHH...
I DON'T KNOW.
I WANT T-SHIRTS. I WANT TO MAKE SOME T-SHIRTS.
>> Charles: YOU WANT TO MAKE
PLANET PISS T-SHIRTS?
>> Murderface: YEAH, PLANET PISS
T-SHIRTS. T-SHIRTS ARE A BIG SELLER.
IT'S MERCH! >> Charles: I HEAR YOU.
I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO THIS NOW.
WE'LL GET THAT DONE. LATER. OKAY?
>> Murderface: OKAY. BETTER GET IT DONE.
>> Charles: YES, I AGREE.
GET IT DONE. >> Murderface: OKAY, WHY DON'T
YOU GET BACK TO THIS THEN?
WE'LL GET THAT DONE LATER.
>> Charles: THANKS. YES, ALL RIGHT. WE'LL DO THAT.
>> Murderface: YOU'RE WELCOME. HELP OUT PICKLES.
>> Charles: YES. >> Murderface: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GET THIS STUFF DONE LATER. >> Charles: OKAY.
>> Murderface: YOU CONCENTRATE
ON THE FIRST THING --
DO THAT NOW, GET MY STUFF LATER.
I'LL TAKE A BACK SEAT. >> Charles: THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY EXPANSIVE OF YOU.
>> Murderface: WELL, YOU KNOW,
TEAM PLAYER, TEAM PLAYER.
>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
BACK TO THIS NOW. >> Murderface: BUT WE WILL MEET
LATER ABOUT THOSE T-SHIRTS. >> Charles: YES, WE WILL.
>> Murderface: YEAH, A LOT OF
OTHER ISSUES, TOO, BUT YOU JUST,
YEAH. GET IN THERE.
>> Charles: OKAY. WE DONE?
>> Murderface: YEAH. TILL LATER.
>> Charles: YES, TILL LATER.
>> Murderface: RIGHT. >> YOUR LAMPS, SIR.
>> Pickles: OVER HERE. SORRY.
GIVE ME ONE. >> Toki: OH, ME TOO!
NOW TAKES THAT, YOU STUPID
LAMPS!
>> Skwisgaar: UH, EXCUSE MEs.
WE'S HAS BEEN TALKINGS, AND --
>> Nathan: WE WANT TO KNOW WHO
OWNS THE NAME "DETHKLOK."
>> Charles: GUYS, I'M IN A
MEETING RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DON'T
MIND. >> Nathan: WHAT ARE YOU MEETING
ABOUT, LAMPS? >> Charles: WELL, PARTIALLY, BUT
CAN YOU JUST HANG ON? >> Skwisgaar: HOW COMES WE
AIN'TS INVITEDS TO THE LAMPS
MEETINGS, HUH?! SEE!
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. WE GETS EXCLUDEDS.
>> Charles: IT'S NOT REALLY A
LAMP MEETING, SKWISGAAR, AND IF
IT WERE, I'D INVITE YOU.
>> Skwisgaar: THAT'S ALL I WANTS
TO KNOWS. >> Nathan: HEY, WHO OWNS THE
NAME "DETHKLOK"? >> Charles: GUYS, YOU SHOULD
KNOW THIS ONE. IT'S VERY EASY.
>> Toki: UM...YOUS?
YOUS OWNS IT? >> Charles: YOU GUYS DO.
THE FIVE OF YOU OWN THE NAME OF
YOUR BAND.
>> Toki: OH, THAT'S GOODS.
>> Nathan: OH, THANK GOD!
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL US
THAT? >> Pickles: YOU KNOW WHAT?
[BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP] ALL RIGHT?!
I'M [BLEEP] PISSED OFF!
[BLEEP] SOBER [BLEEP] AND
[BLEEP] THE RESTRAINING ORDER!
I GOT TO TALK TO THOSE GUYS!
>> Charles: PICKLES, I'D ADVISE
AGAINST IT. DON'T GO OVER THERE.
>> Pickles: [BLEEP] THAT [BLEEP] I'M GOING!
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEANS THE TV
SHOWS? >> Pickles: NO, NO, NO.
SNAKES N' BARRELS.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
>> Nathan: OH, "WHERE ARE THEY
NOW NOW"? RIGHT?
>> Pickles: YEAH. >> Nathan: THAT'S IN THE OTHER
ROOM. THAT'S A TV SHOW. >> Toki: YEAH, "WHERE ARE THEY
NOWS NOW." THEYS ONS THE TV.
>> Pickles: NO, WHERE ARE THE BAND SNAKES N' BARRELS NOW?
>> Murderface: WHERE DO THEY
FILM "WHERE ARE THEY NOW NOW"?
>> Nathan: PICKLES, I TRY NOT TO
WATCH A LOT OF TV, SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU.
>> Pickles: NO, I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE THEY ACTUALLY ARE RIGHT
NOW.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Charles: STOP! STOP! STOP.
THEY'RE IN L.A.
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,
SNAKES N' BARRELS IS REUNITING
AGAIN, AGAIN, WITHOUT PICKLES.
SOME TIME AGO, WE ATTEMPTED TO
CONTROL PICKLES AND
SNAKES N' BARRELS WITH A
TOP-SECRET EXPERIMENTAL DRUG
CALLED TOTALLY AWESOME SWEET
ALABAMA LIQUID SNAKE.
PICKLES' TOLERANCE TO THE DRUG
RENDERED OUR PLAN USELESS.
>> Orlaag: IT WAS A TOTAL
FIASCO. >> Stampingston: HERE TO EXPLAIN
MORE IS
DR. AMOMOLITH CHESTERFIELD.
>> MY DRUG, TOTALLY AWESOME
SWEET ALABAMA LIQUID SNAKE,
WORKED ON THE REST OF
SNAKES N' BARRELS AND LEFT THEM
BLANK SLATES READY TO BE
REPROGRAMMED.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE FIRST PERSON
THEY ENCOUNTERED WAS RIKKI KIXX.
>> Stampingston: AND HE USED HIS
SOBER INFLUENCE TO CUT HIMSELF
IN ON THE RIGHTS TO
SNAKES N' BARRELS.
>> MY DRUG IS STILL ALIVE IN THE
SYSTEMS OF THE NOW-SOBER MEMBERS
OF SNAKES N' BARRELS.
I, HOWEVER, HAVE A GRAVE
WARNING.
THERE IS A LONG-TERM SIDE
EFFECT -- A TERRIBLE AND
DESTRUCTIVE SIDE EFFECT.
WITH ENOUGH STIMULUS, THE DRUG
LIVING IN THEIR FAT CELLS WILL
IGNITE.
>> Stampingston: SPONTANEOUS
HUMAN COMBUSTION.
>> NOT QUITE.
BLUE PHOSPHOROUS SNAKES WILL
SHOOT FORTH FROM THE ORIFICES OF
THE USERS, AND THEY WILL GO MAD
WITH RAGE.
>> Orlaag: ALL OF THEIR
ORIFICES?
>> I'M AFRAID SO.
>> Crozier: WHAT KIND OF
STIMULUS CAN CAUSE THIS?
>> BRIGHT LIGHTS, LOUD SOUNDS,
PYROTECHNICS.
>> Stampingston: THIS RIKKI KIXX
"SOBERTOWN U.S.A. NO DRUGS
ALLOWED SOBER ROCK 'N' ROLL
SHOW," HOSTED BY
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, COULD BE A
DISASTER.
>> LET'S HOPE THAT I'M WRONG,
GENTLEMEN.
LET'S HOPE THAT I AM WRONG.
[ CAR ALARM ACTIVATES ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> I HAVE CLARITY NOW, AND
THAT'S AN AMAZING THING, I TELL
YOU.
AND THE KEY TO GETTING CLEAN IS
KILLING THAT PART OF YOU THAT
WAS HURTING YOU.
YOU GOT TO KILL THAT PART OF
YOURSELF.
AND FOR ME, IT WAS THAT CLOWN.
THAT [BLEEP] [BLEEP] CLOWN.
THE CLOWN HAD TO GO DOWN.
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN DIDN'T LIKE
TO DO DRUGS.
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN'S A NICE GUY
WITH ASPIRATIONS.
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN'S GOING TO
DeVRY, LEARNING HOW TO BE AN
I.T. TECH, GETTING HIS [BLEEP]
TOGETHER.
NOT THE CLOWN.
T-T-THE CLOWN LOVED COCAINE.
T-T-THE CLOWN LOVED STEALING AND
HURTIN' HIS FRIENDS.
THE CLOWN DID IT ALL.
BUT I WRESTLED THAT CLOWN.
I WRESTLED THAT CLOWN AND BROKE
HIS [BLEEP] FACE!
AND I SAID, "CLOWN, GET OUT!
GET OUT, CLOWN!
GET OUT!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR
ABOUT TWO MONTHS, GIVE OR TAKE.
THANK YOU!
>> YES! CLAP FOR HIM!
CLAP FOR HIM, MY CHILDREN OF
SOBRIETY!
SHOW HIM YOUR LOVE!
NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THE CONCERT IS
COMING UP TOMORROW, AND YOU WILL
BE TEMPTED BY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!
BUT WE MUST BE STRONG, CHILDREN.
WE ARE POWERFUL, AND WE HAVE THE
POWER TO MAKE ROCK 'N' ROLL
SOBER FOREVER!
NOW LET'S PASS THAT [BLEEP]
BASKET AROUND.
>> Toki: OH, THERES.
NOWS I'Ms THE OWNERS OF THE
PLANETS PISS DOMAIN.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, THAT'S
PRETTYS GOODS.
YOU AMs THE OWNERS OF ALL THE
PLANETS PISS OUT THERE.
>> Nathan: AND DOT ENT AND
DOT U.K.
>> Toki: DOTS EVERYTHINGS!
I OWNS IT ALL!
I LOVES IT!
>> Skwisgaar: HEYS, I GOTS A
REALLY GOODS IDEAS!
DOES ANYBODIES OF YOUS KNOWS
ANYTHINGS ABOUT WEBS DESIGNS?
>> Toki: I JUST INSTALLEDS A
RIPPED VERSIONS OF THE
DREAMWEAVERS. >> Nathan: THIS IS GONNA BE
GOOD.
>> MASTER, I HAVE THE NUMBERS
FOR THE SOBRIETY CONCERT TICKET
PRESALES.
>> OH, YES?
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
TELL ME, YOU [BLEEP] TWIT!
>> THE CONCERT HAS SOLD OUT.
>> THIS DESERVES A TOAST!
GET ME A BOTTLE OF THE, UH...
NO!
>> M-MASTER?
>> OH, DAMN IT!
DAMN YOU, SOBRIETY, YOU HORRID
[BLEEP] MONSTER!
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> WHAT AM I SAYING?
DON'T YOU [BLEEP] GET IT?!
SOBRIETY IS A CONSTANT HELL.
DON'T YOU THINK I'D BE DRINKING
IF I COULD?
BUT I CAN'T!
YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T?
BECAUSE MY [BLEEP] LIVER IS
SHOT.
I CAN'T BECAUSE THE [BLEEP] COPS
MAKE ME DO PERIODICAL DRUG
TESTS!
I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M THE [BLEEP]
SPOKESPERSON FOR A [BLEEP] REHAB
CENTER!
I'M [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
>> BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU HELPING
PEOPLE KICK DRUGS AND ALCOHOL?
>> WHY?
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO BE SOBER,
THEN I'LL MAKE EVERYBODY SOBER,
AND THEY'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN THE
HELL ON EARTH THAT I DO.
>> NO! IT'S NOT TRUE.
>> YES! SO NOW YOU KNOW.
NOW YOU [BLEEP] KNOW!
AND YOU'LL DO WELL TO KEEP YOUR
FILTHY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR WE'LL
LOSE EVERYTHING.
>> OF COURSE, MASTER. OF COURSE.
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
I-I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WON'T.
>> [ GAGGING ]
>> DIE, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
[ BONES CRACKING ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WON'T.
[ AIR BRAKES HISS ]
>> MY LORDS, WE ARE IN L.A.
>> Toki: WOWEE!
WHATS IS L.A.?
>> Pickles: IT'S THE HOME OF
ROCK.
COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU!
THIS PLACE USED TO BE
DR. THONG'S HONEY PIT RIGHT
HERE.
THIS PLACE WAS PACKED WITH
CREAM-OF-THE-CROP, SCUMBAG ROCK
ROYALTY, SHOOTING [BLEEP] DOPE
AND GETTING LAP DANCES.
>> Murderface: BUT, PICKLES, THE
GUYS IN GLAM ROCK SEEM LIKE
LONG-HAIRED PUSSIES WITH MAKEUP
ON AND TIGHT PANTS, YOU KNOW?
>> Pickles: AND I'M NOT SAYING
THEY WEREN'T, MURDERFACE, BUT
EVEN THE SUPER-POSER GLAM ROCK
PUSSIES UNDERSTOOD THE
ROCK 'N' ROLL FUNDAMENTALS OF
DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
>> Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH, THEMS
AM SOME PRETTY HOT SKANKS I'D
LIKES TO TAKES A CRACK AT.
>> Nathan: YOU KNOW IT!
>> Toki: OH, WHO'S THATS GUY?
>> Pickles: THAT'S TIMMY RAZZLE
OF THE BAND RAZZLE STICKS.
>> Murderface: WHAT, SO HE'S
GONNA HAVE A GANG BANG AND
STUFF, AND HE CAN'T GET IT UP?
>> Pickles: WELL, KIND OF.
HE'S DEAD. [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Murderface: THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD. >> Pickles: YEAH, HE O.D.'ed.
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.
LOOK, THERE'S ANDY SMACKS.
OKAY, THIS IS A CLASSIC DRUG
STORY. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
COKE? YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE DOING ANGEL DUST.
[BLEEP] ANGEL DUST.
ANYWAY, HE SHOT SOME COPS,
CHALLENGED A PROFESSIONAL PRIZE
FIGHTER TO A BAREKNUCKLE
MATCH -- AND WON! -- AND STILL
HAD THE ENERGY TO BURN.
I DON'T KNOW. AND THEN -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT -- CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOK. AND THERE HE GOES OFF THE
CAPITOL RECORDS BUILDING.
WHOO! >> Toki: WOWEE!
WHATS A WAYS TO GO!
SPLATS!
>> Pickles: OH, NO, TOKI.
HE LIVED.
>> Toki: OH, THAT'S BRUTAL!
>> Murderface: THAT'S AWESOME!
>> Pickles: OKAY, HERE'S THE
DUMPSTER WHERE SUZZIE FAT TITS
AND THE RAZOR CLAN USED TO LIVE
AND PRACTICE.
THEY THREW SOME GOOD PARTIES.
>> Murderface: WOW! FOUR HOT
SLUTS LIVING IN GARBAGE?!
>> Skwisgaar: SOUNDS GOODS.
>> Murderface: CALLED
"BEING PROFESSIONAL."
>> Pickles: THIS IS WHERE I SAW
FRANKIE SWITCHBLADE, OF THE BAND
SUPER DESTROYER [BLEEP] MACHINE,
BLOWING A GUY. RIGHT THERE.
>> Murderface: OH! NO WAY!
>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD.
>> Pickles: THAT GUY WAS ME.
>> Nathan: OH, PICKLES.
>> Pickles: I'M JUST KIDDING!
BUT YOU GUYS GET MY POINT ABOUT
THE WHOLE ROCK 'N' ROLL THING,
RIGHT?
>> Nathan: HOLLYWOOD.
[BLEEP] BULL [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] L.A.
>> Toki: THIS IS ONE [BLEEP] UP
TOWN. >> Nathan: I WOULD KILL MYSELF
IF I LIVED HERE.
>> Toki: I WONDER IF ABSOLUTELY
EVERYONES HERES IS STUPIDS.
>> Murderface: EVERY SINGLE
RESIDENT!
>> Nathan: YEAH, AND EVERY TV
NETWORK OUT HERE IS A PIECE OF
[BLEEP] RIGHT, GUYS?
>> Murderface: GOT THAT RIGHT.
>> Pickles: AND MORE
IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU DIDN'T
CONTRACT AN STD OR O.D. IN THE
CITY, THEN YOU DIDN'T EXIST!
THINK ABOUT IT, ALL OF YOU.
>> Murderface: I'M THINKING
ABOUT IT.
>> Pickles: DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
ARE SLOWLY BEING PHASED OUT OF
THE MUSIC WE LOVE, AND WE'RE IN
A [BLEEP] UP STATE OF THE WORLD
IF OUR BIGGEST LUNATIC DRUG IDOL
IS [BLEEP] PETER O'TOOLE!
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] ME UNDER
THE TABLE. >> Nathan: THAT GUY COULD PARTY.
>> Pickles: I NEED ALL YOUR GUYS
HELP TO GET IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY -- A
[BLEEP] RESPONSIBILITY TO CHANGE
THIS.
>> Toki: WHAT'S WRONGS WITH
BEINGS SOBERS?
SOBERS PEOPLES ARE PEOPLES, TOO!
I WILL GOs WITH YOU TO THE SHOWS
AND ENJOYS MYSELFS, BUT I WON'Ts
HELP!
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] TOKI!
YOU KLUTZ!
I GOT SODA ON MY SHORTS!
>> Nathan: WHAT? YOU GET SODA ON
YOUR SHORTS? >> Murderface: [BLEEP] YEAH!
LOOK AT IT! >> Skwisgaar: LOOKS LIKE YOU
TAKES A LEAKS ON YOURSELVES.
>> Murderface: I [BLEEP] WISH IT
WAS PISS, BUT IT'S [BLEEP] SODA.
THAT'S STICKY! >> Pickles: GUYS, WE GOT TO GO.
THE CONCERT'S THE ONLY PLACE I
CAN TALK TO SNAKES N' BARRELS.
LET'S GO! >> Murderface: I GOT TO GO BACK
TO THE BUS AND CHANGE MY SHORTS!
THANKS A LOT, TOKI!
>> Pickles: WELL, FINE.
WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!
>> HEY, GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE!
LOOK, HE TRIED TO BRING IN A BAG
OF DRUGS -- COKE, HEROIN, A
CHERRY PIE WITH POT IN IT.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU
PIECE OF [BLEEP]
I'LL TAKE THIS AND DESTROY IT
LATER ON.
>> PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST!
YOU KNOW HIM AS DR. ROCKZO,
THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN, BUT NOW
HE'S CLEAN AND SOBER!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN!
>> AND THANK YOU!
OH, WOW.
IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE, AND IT'S
GREAT TO BE SOBER!
WITH SOBRIETY, WE ARE STRONG!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S JUST TAKE OVER
ROCK 'N' ROLL WITH SOBRIETY!
LET'S DO THAT.
LET'S JUST DO THAT.
>> Toki: OH, GOOD JOBS, ROCKZOS!
SEES? SOBERS IS COOLS!
>> WOW! WOW!
YOU GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO
ROCK SOBER STYLE!
WOW!
HUH, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST
TIME BEING ON STAGE SOBER.
>> YOO-HOO!
I KA KA KA KA SEE YOU, B-BABY!
I DO COCAINE.
I REALLY DO COCAINE.
>> IT'S, UH...REALLY GOOD TO BE
BACK ON THE...ON..
>> YOU WANT TO DO THIS SWEET
COCAINE, BABY?
>> UH...UH...
>> YOU WANT IT, BABY.
COME ON.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, DON'T YOU?
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
OHHHHH!
OKAY, I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
JUST GET OUT.
I MEAN, I'M HERE. I'M SOBER.
OH.
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
OHH! OUT!
OH, NO!
OHH!
>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON?!
INTRODUCE THE OPENING BAND!
>> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELCOME -- WELCOME YOUR OPENING
BAND -- MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER.
I-I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Nathan: THIS [BLEEP] BLOWS.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH. >> Nathan: YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING? >> Skwisgaar: GETS WASTEDS
BEYONDS BELIEF? >> Nathan: [BLEEP] YEAH, MAMA.
TOKI, YOU WANT ANYTHING?
NOS, I'Ms OBSERVING SOBRIETYS
TODAYS.
>> Nathan: YOUR LOSS.
>> Skwisgaar: THERE AMS THE BARS
RIGHT OVER THERES.
COME ONS.
>> MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER!
>> HEY, BUDDY, NOBODY GETS BY
WITHOUT A BACKSTAGE PASS.
>> Pickles: OH, YOU WANT
$10,000?
>> GO ON THROUGH.
>> Pickles: GUYS, WAIT!
>> HEY, IT'S PICKLES!
>> HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
>> Pickles: WHAT'S UP?
YOU GUYS RESTARTED THE [BLEEP]
BAND WITHOUT ME! WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT ALL
ABOUT?!
[BLEEP] RIKKI KIXX?!
>> WE GOT SOBER, AND RIKKI KIND
OF APPROACHED US, AND, WELL...
I MEAN, IT JUST KIND OF
HAPPENED.
>> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> IT'S GREAT MAN.
IT'S AWESOME.
YOU KNOW, NOT DOING ANY DRUGS,
BEING SOBER.
>> SAVING MONEY.
SO AMAZING.
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
MY HAT FITS A LOT BETTER NOW.
>> NOT DRINKING, HAVING FUN.
JUST...IT'S GREAT.
>> Pickles: DUDE, TONY, WE'VE
BEEN [BLEEP] FRIENDS FOREVER.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
>> Toki: JUST TRIES TO RELAX,
SIR. >> DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?!
>> Toki: YEAH, I KNOWS.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW!
THIS IS MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER!
>> Toki: YES, I GATHEREDS THATS.
JUST TRIES TO KEEPS IN YOUR OWN
SPACE, PLEASE. THANKS.
>> Pickles: YOU CAN'T GO OUT
THERE WITH THAT DUMB [BLEEP]
JACKOFF.
HE JUST WANTS MONEY.
HE DOESN'T CARE.
HE DOESN'T CARE -- NOT LIKE HOW
I DO ABOUT YOU!
>> I BELIEVE THAT I DO.
I DO CARE.
GET THAT PIECE OF [BLEEP] OUT OF
HERE. >> Pickles: NO!
YOU MAY BE SOBER, BUT YOU'RE
STILL A STUPID, UGLY, DILDO
IDIOT SCUMBAG!
GET OFF ME!
DIDN'T I JUST GIVE YOU $10,000?
NO!
>> Nathan: WHAT DO YOU WANT,
LIKE A SHOT OR WHATEVER?
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, WHATEVERS
WILL GETS US DRUNKS THE FASTEST.
>> Nathan: YOU! HEY, YOU, RIGHT THERE --
VODKA, TWO DOUBLES... >> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO US THE
BOTTLES. >> Nathan: ...'CAUSE WE GOT LOTS
OF CASH. >> FELLAS, IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY
WORK THAT WAY, MAN.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU GUYS LIKE SHOTS?
>> Nathan: UH, YEAH, SURE, FINE.
>> HOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS?
HOW ABOUT A TOTALLY COOL SHOT OF
ICE-COLD MOUNTAIN WATER CHILLED
WITH CUCUMBER SLICES?
>> OR MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING
SASSY.
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS SPARKLING
CHERRY-APPLESAUCE DRINK? >> HOW ABOUT YOU, TONTO?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A TASTE
FOR THINGS SOUTH OF THE BORDER.
YOU LIKE MARGARITAS? >> Nathan: UH-HUH.
>> I THINK THAT'S A YES!
>> IF YOU LOVE MARGARITAS, WHY
NOT TRY SOME LEMONADE?
>> Nathan: THIS IS BULL[BLEEP]
DON'T [BLEEP] WITH US.
YOU GOT ALCOHOL?
>> WE HAVE SOMETHING BETTER.
>> Nathan: WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
>> AN APPLE -- GOD'S ALCOHOL.
>> Nathan: HEY, CAN YOU COME HERE REALLY QUICKLY?
BOTH OF YOU, COME HERE. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING. >> I'M RIGHT HERE.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> Nathan: I JUST WANT TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING. >> CLOSER?
>> Nathan: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT, LITTLE BIT CLOSER.
>> HI. >> Nathan: HI.
>> OW! OW! OW!
OW!
>> AAH!
>> Nathan: DON'T YOU EVER
[BLEEP] WITH ME AND ALCOHOL.
GOT IT?
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] TOKI.
NOW MY SHORTS SMELL LIKE SODA.
I SHOULD BILL HIM.
WHAT A STUPID KLUTZ.
GUESS I'LL GET OUT OF HERE.
OH.
OH, WELL, MAYBE I'LL CHECK MY
MySpace.
>> Charles: YOU SHOULD REALLY
REGISTER PLANET PISS. >> Murderface: YEAH, RIGHT.
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
I SHOULD.
WHAT?
ALL THE PLANET PISS DOMAIN NAMES
ARE TAKEN?
GOD, NO!
WHO DID THIS?
TOKI, I'LL KILL YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOO-HOO!
HEY! WHOO!
WHOO!
>> Murderface: TOKI, I'LL KILL
YOU, MOTHER[BLEEP]
>> I SMELL THAT SWEET STUFF.
I SMELL THAT SWEET STUFF, BABY.
YEAH, BABY, I TOOK IT ALL.
OH, BABY.
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Toki: OH, THAT'S IT!
THAT'S IT, YOU MOTHER[BLEEP]
I'M KICKING YOUR ASS, YOU LOUD,
STUPID ASSHOLE.
THAT'S RIGHT!
I'LL KILL YOU!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
>> OH, GOD. GET SOME.
GO GET SOME.
OH, BABY, YOU GONNA GET ME BACK.
YEAH!
>> AAH!
>> STAY HERE.
>> Pickles: WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON?
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR [BLEEP]
ASS KICKED, YOU SOBER DOUCHE!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Murderface: MOTHER[BLEEP]
>> OH, GOD!
AAH!
>> AAH! AAH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Murderface: THERE YOU ARE,
YOU SCUMBAG! >> Toki: I'LL KILL YOU!
I'LL KILL YOU!
>> Nathan: TOKI, DON'T!
>> Toki: WHATS THE [BLEEP] DO
YOU WANT, MOTHER[BLEEP]
>> Murderface: WHAT'S UP, BRO?
WHAT'S HAPPENING, HUH?
>> I'M B-B-B-B-BACK, BABY!
THE NAME'S DR. ROCKZO, THE
ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN.
AND I DO COCAINE!
[ Echoing ] COCAINE...COCAINE.