>> Charles: WELCOME, ALL OF YOU,
TO THE INITIATION OF THE
KLOKATEERS.
THESE FOLLOWING WEEKS WILL BE
THE MOST DIFFICULT WEEKS OF YOUR
LIVES.
SOME OF YOU WILL BE MAIMED, MOST
OF YOU KILLED.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SURVIVE,
YOU'LL GO ON TO OBTAIN THE
SACRED BRANDING THE GEAR.
BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE ALL, UH,
WORTHLESS SCUM.
SO, UM, ROLL THE, UH, VIDEO.
>> HEY, FOLKS, IT'S ME --
FACEBONES!
NOW WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH ALL THE
BORING STUFF, LET'S HAVE SOME
FUN! NOW LET'S PAIR UP INTO GROUPS OF
TWO PEOPLE AND FIGHT TO THE
DEATH WITH YOUR BARE FISTS.
>> Charles: UH, SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS ADDRESSING THE NEW
KLOKATEERS...POTENTIAL...
>> Murderface: HEY. HEY. HEY!
>> Charles: YES.
>> Murderface: GIVE ME $50,000.
>> Charles: WELL, UH, WHAT DO
YOU NEED IT FOR?
>> Murderface: FOR [BLEEP]
DORITOS! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
>> Charles: YOU'VE, UH, BEEN
GIVEN YOUR $100,000 ALLOWANCE
FOR THE WEEK --
>> Murderface: SO WHAT?!
GIVE ME MY [BLEEP] MONEY, MAN!
COUGH IT UP. [BLEEP] THAT!
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY [BLEEP]
MONEY?! >> Charles: ALL OF YOU ARE
WASTING MONEY BY NOT HAVING FINISHED THIS RECORD.
THAT'S A BIG DEAL, GUYS. YOU'RE DOING ANYTHING BUT
RECORDING. >> Nathan: SO WHAT -- BY SITTING
HERE, WE'RE WASTING MONEY?
>> Charles: YES.
>> Nathan: WE SHOULD BE SAVING
MONEY BY NOT DOING ANYTHING, NOT
WASTING IT.
>> Pickles: ARE YOU SURE YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
>> Charles: YES, I DO KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU ARE KILLING YOUR OWN
BUSINESS. >> Murderface: YOU'RE BORING ME
TO DEATH WITH BUSINESS! GOD!
>> Charles: WELL, THIS ISN'T
BORING TO ME, GUYS, ALL RIGHT?
I WANT YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP.
THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF, ALL
RIGHT?
IF YOU CONTINUE TO NOT RECORD,
YOUR MONEY -- YOUR MONEY -- WILL CONTINUE TO DWINDLE.
>> Nathan: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Charles: HOW DO I KNOW?
BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW.
I WORK WITH MONEY. IT'S MY JOB.
>> Pickles: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
KNOWN THAT OUR MONEY IS
DWINDLING? I MEAN, YOU -- IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE KEEPING STUFF FROM US.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, HE'S
KEEPINGS IT FROMS US. >> Murderface: IT'S VERY
SUSPICIOUS. >> Charles: NO, I'M NOT.
I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT IT RIGHT
NOW -- THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Nathan: YEAH, BUT HOW LONG
HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THE STUFF
THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
YOU'RE STARTING TO TELL US
ABOUT? >> Charles: LOOK, I TRY TO KEEP
YOU GUYS IN THE LOOP WITH THE BUSINESS.
I'VE MANY TIMES BOUGHT -- >> Murderface: BROUGHT WHAT?!
>> Charles: BUT YOU GUYS HAVE A
VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN. >> Nathan: NO, WE'RE NOT!
>> Charles: OH, YOU'RE NOT W--
WHAT DOES THAT -- THAT'S NOT
EVEN A RESPONSE TO WHAT I WAS
SAYING! >> Pickles: NO, WE'RE NOT!
>> Toki: IT WAS NOT AT ALL! >> Charles: YOU'RE NOT WHAT?
>> Toki: HE GOTS TO ADMITS IT!
HE'S ON THE ROPES! >> Charles: WE'RE ARGUING TWO
DIFFERENT THINGS.
>> Murderface: WELL, WE'RE NOT.
>> Charles: FINE, EVERYONE.
I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT AGAIN,
RIGHT NOW, TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THE
DETHKLOK BUSINESS -- THE
BUDGETS, THE TIMELINES, THE --
>> Nathan: JUST ONE SECOND.
>> Charles: NATHAN? >> Nathan: YES. HOLD ON.
JUST GONNA TEXT A JOKE REAL
QUICK. >> Charles: DO YOU GUYS WANT TO
KNOW ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS OR NOT? >> Murderface: OF COURSE!
WE'RE NOT INCAPABLE OF
UNDERSTANDING THINGS!
WHO -- WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?
>> Charles: GUYS, SERIOUSLY, I'M
NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME IF
YOU DON'T --
>> Skwisgaar: OH, COME ONS.
TELLS US TO US THAT CRAP THAT
YOU WAS GONNA SAYS ABOUT THAT
BORINGS CRAPS, BECAUSE WE, UH...
WE WANTS TO KNOW...THAT.
[ SNORING ]
>> Toki: OH! KNOCKS, KNOCKS.
WHO...
AMS...THERE?
>> Nathan: WHO AMS THERE?
NATHAN.
>> Charles: GUYS.
>> Nathan: NATHAN'S THERE.
>> Toki: NATHANS WHO?
>> Charles: YOU'RE ALL CLEARLY
NOT PAYING ATTENTION. >> Toki: OH, LOOK!
KNOCKS, KNOCKS!
WHO'S AM THERES?
NATHANS.
NATHANS WHO'S?
NATHANS EXPLOSION!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Nathan: [ Laughing ] THAT
WAS -- >> Toki: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWS...
>> Nathan: TOKI. TOKI.
>> Toki: I WAS LOOKINGS AT YOU
AND DIDN'T KNOWS IT WAS YOU!
>> Nathan: TOKI, THAT WAS ME YOU
TEXTED THAT. >> Toki: I KNOW!
>> Murderface: OH, MAN, THAT'S
CLASSIC! OH, MAN!
THAT'S GOOD [BLEEP] MAN!
>> Nathan: THAT WAS ME WHO
TEXTED THAT TO.
>> Murderface: HOW DID YOU KEEP
A STRAIGHT -- >> Nathan: I HAD TO BITE MY
TONGUE FOR A WHILE, 'CAUSE I WAS
ABOUT TO LAUGH. >> Pickles: IT GOOD.
>> Nathan: BUT THAT WAS ME.
TOKI -- TOKI, THAT WAS ME WHO
TEXTED YOU.
>> Murderface: I DON'T KNOW,
GUYS. MAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD
BE IN THE LOOP, YOU KNOW?
AND HE KNOWS, MAN -- HE KNOWS WE
HAVE SHORT ATTENTION SPANS.
>> Pickles: HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
CUT THROUGH OUR BULL[BLEEP] AND
TELL US ANYWAY, RIGHT?
>> Murderface: RIGHT.
DO YOU NOTICE HOW [BLEEP] HARD
IT IS GETTING MONEY -- LIKE,
SPENDING MONEY -- FROM HIM?
>> Nathan: YEAH. NO.
I TRIED THAT.
LIKE, I WAS GONNA GO AND GET
SOME SOCKS -- SOCKS -- SO I
SAID, YOU KNOW, "GIVE ME
$10,000."
>> Murderface: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Nathan: HE SAID -- HE SAID I
DIDN'T NEED $10,000 FOR SOCKS.
>> Murderface: OH, MAN!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> Nathan: I LOOKED AT HIM FOR A
REALLY LONG TIME.
I JUST LOOKED AT HIM, AND THEN I
SLAMMED THE DOOR REAL HARD.
>> Skwisgaar: THAT'S 'CAUSE HE
KNOWS THE FACTS ANDS THE FIGURES.
>> Murderface: SEE, HE OWNS US!
>> Toki: HE'S SO BORINGS THAT
WHEN HE EXPLAINS STUFF, WE JUST
TUNES OUT AND FALLS ASLEEP.
>> Pickles: IT'S LIKE HE TRIES
TO PUT US TO SLEEP SO WE WON'T
FIGURE OUT THE BUSINESS.
>> Murderface: HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT HE'S DOING!
IT'S A VERY DEADLY WEAPON TO
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> Pickles: WE NEED OUR OWN
EXTRA MANAGER THAT CAN TEACH US
ABOUT BUSINESS SO WE CAN LEARN
ABOUT IT SO WE DON'T FEEL SO
STUPID ALL THE TIME.
>> Nathan: ONE THAT LETS US
[BLEEP] DO WHAT WE WANT, TOO.
>> Toki: YEAH, SOMEONES WHO'S
WHAT'S REAL COOL, WHO GIVES US
MONEY WITHS NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
>> Skwisgaar: DOESN'T
SCRUTINMINIZE NOTHIN'.
>> Murderface: YEAH!
SOMEONE ON OUR SIDE!
>> Nathan: YEAH. WHO DO WE GOT?
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> Stampingston: HIS NAME IS
MELMORT FJORDSLORD, AND NOW HE'S
WORKING FOR DETHKLOK.
>> Orlaag: THE VERY ACT OF
HIRING ANOTHER MANAGERIAL FIGURE
COULD SET OFF AN INTERNAL FIRE
THAT COULD MANIFEST ITSELF BY
STEPPING ON TOES.
>> Crozier: A NEW MANAGERIAL
MEMBER COULD EASIER REDIRECT
THEIR POWER IN ANY WAY THAT HE
SEES FIT.
>> Nathan: THIS IS MELMORT.
HE'S GONNA BE HELPING US WITH
THE BUSINESS SO WE CAN LEARN...
THE BUSINESS.
>> Charles: HOW DO YOU DO?
LOOK, THE, UH, HEALTH
INSPECTOR'S HERE TO SURVEY THE
KLOKATEERS' QUARTERS.
YOU MAY AS WELL JOIN HIM.
AND, UH, YOU, MELMORT, SHOW THEM
HOW TO FILL OUT A STATUS REPORT
OF WHAT WE NEED FIXED DOWN
THERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
FIRST THINGS FIRST!
THE CONDITIONS DOWN HERE ARE
REPUGNANT!
IT'S INFESTED WITH RATS, MOLDS,
AND SOME STRAIN OF FLESH-EATING
VIRUS. >> Nathan: PRETTY METAL.
>> Murderface: PRETTY METAL.
>> OH, IS IT?
YOUR STAFF IS DYING DOWN HERE.
IS THAT METAL?
>> Murderface: I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT YEAH. >> Nathan: YEAH, NOT TO BE
CONTRADICTORY, BUT IT'S VERY
METAL.
>> IS IT METAL TO HAVE YOUR
DRAINS CLOGGED WITH DEAD,
ROTTING EMPLOYEES?
>> Nathan: YEAH. IT IS, ACTUALLY.
>> Murderface: METAL.
>> IS IT METAL TO HAVE EASILY
AVOIDABLE WORK-RELATED ACCIDENTS
THE CAUSE OF DEATH?!
>> Murderface: YEAH.
AGAIN, METAL.
>> IS IT METAL FOR NONE OF YOU
TO CARE AT ALL?
>> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S WAY MORE
METAL IF WE DON'T CARE ABOUT IT.
>> WELL...
I GUESS I, UH, DIDN'T KNOW ALL
THAT STUFF WAS METAL.
ANYWAY, FOLLOW ME.
>> HEY, LET HIM KEEP GOING.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
THAT'S IT.
MMM.
>> Pickles: IS THAT A JOINT?
>> YOU WANT TO HIT THAT [BLEEP]
I WOULD IF I WASN'T ALREADY
HITTING IT.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
A BAD MOTHER[BLEEP]
OH, HOW [BLEEP] BAD I AM.
I JUST DON'T CARE.
LISTEN, YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW
HOW BUSINESSES RUN, RIGHT?
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
HERE'S THE SECRET TO BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL BULL[BLEEP]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
OH [BLEEP]
AS LONG AS I'M HERE, MAN, YOU
GUYS CAN DO WHATEVER THE [BLEEP]
IT IS YOU WANT TO DO.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY, GUYS. THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
>> Toki: OH, WHAT'S UP, PAL?
IT'S THE COOL GUY!
>> Nathan: YEAH, WHAT'S GOING
ON, BRO?
>> NOTHING MUCH, MY MAN,
NOTHING MUCH.
I JUST WANTED TO GET A GAUGE ON
HOW YOU'RE FEELING ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW -- US ALL
WORKING TOGETHER.
BECAUSE [BLEEP] GUYS, I THINK
IT'S GOING GREAT.
>> Murderface: WHOA, MAN.
I MEAN, DUDE, YOU LET US DO
WHATEVER WE WANT.
>> Nathan: YEAH, YOU ALSO HAVE
LONG HAIR AND STUFF, AND, MAN,
YOU DRINK WITH US. DUDE, I MEAN...
>> I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT,
BECAUSE I WAS THINKING THAT,
SINCE WE WORK SO GOOD TOGETHER,
THAT MAYBE WE COULD MAKE THIS A
REAL THING.
AND, YOU KNOW, IT CAN GET
CONFUSING WITH TWO GUYS IN
CHARGE.
MAYBE IT SHOULD JUST BE ME.
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
WHAT IF WE GOT RID OF THE OTHER
GUY, AND IT WAS JUST ME RUNNING
IT? BUT IT'S ALL UP TO YOU AT THE
END OF THE DAY.
I MEAN, IT'S YOUR BAND.
THAT'S SOMETHING OFDENSEN
PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO
KNOW. >> Nathan: I GUESS I DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT. HE DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THAT.
>> Murderface: THAT'S SOME FOOD
FOR THOUGHT. >> JUST SAYIN'.
LET'S [BLEEP] PARTY.
>> Toki: WELL, I VOTES FOR
MELMORT.
HE SHOULD BE OUR BOSS.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, AND HE CAN
HANGS OUT AND LIKES GETTINGS
DRUNK WITH US.
>> Murderface: AND HE'S FUNNY,
MAN! HE DOES GREAT IMPRESSIONS OF
OFDENSEN! >> Nathan: WAIT. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
I'M GETTING A TEXT.
"KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO AMS THERE?
TOKI.
TOKI WHO?
TOKI WARTOOTH.
TOKI WARTOOTH..."
WHERE DO I KNOW THAT?
>> Toki: [ LAUGHS ]
I WAS STARES RIGHT AT YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Nathan: WHO TEXTED ME THIS?
WAIT. WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS TEXTED
THIS? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHO TEXTED ME?
>> Pickles: IT WAS YOU, TOKI!
>> Toki: IT WAS ME THE WHOLES
TIME! >> Skwisgaar: I KNEWS YOU WAS
GOING TO DO THAT!
>> Murderface: MY CHEEKS HURT
FROM CRACKING UP!
>> Skwisgaar: HE TOLD ME HE WAS
GOING TO DOES THAT TO YOU.
>> Nathan: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
TEXTED ME THAT?
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
[ Laughing ] OH, THAT'S GOOD.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Toki: I CAN'TS BREATHE!
I CAN'TS BREATHE! I CAN'TS BREATHE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Nathan: THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
OH, MAN.
>> HEY, I SEE YOU FENCE.
>> Charles: YES, I, UH, FENCED
IN COLLEGE.
CIGAR?
BRANDY?
JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE
CHAT, SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING.
GETTING ALONG WITH THE BOYS, ARE
YOU?
THEY SEEM TO LIKE YOU.
THAT'S GOOD.
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY.
I'VE GROWN QUITE ACCUSTOMED TO
WORKING WITH DETHKLOK, AND, UH,
YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE TO KILL ME
TO GET THEM AWAY FROM ME.
THIS IS GOOD BRANDY.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
REALLY GOOD BRANDY.
>> Nathan: PREPARE FOR THE
BRANDING OF THE GEARS.
[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]
♪ YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF US ♪
♪ YOU ARE THE STRENGTH ♪
♪ WE ARE SOLDIERS ♪
♪ YOU'VE JOURNEYED FAR ♪
♪ YOU'VE BATTLED HARD ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE
YOUR PERMANENT REWARD ♪
♪ YOU'VE CONQUERED PAIN ♪
♪ YOU'VE CONQUERED FEAR ♪
♪ STAND PROUD AND SALUTE
THE BLOODIED FLAG HERE ♪
♪ YOU PLEDGED YOUR DEATH
AND YOUR LAST BREATH ♪
♪ YOU ARE THE GEARS ♪
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]