>> IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN ON THE
BOYS IN THE BAND TO SEE WHO'S
DATING WHO.
THEY'RE LIVING THE CHARMED LIFE,
WITH A NEW GIRL FOR EACH DAY OF
THE WEEK.
BUT WILL THESE BAD BOYS OF METAL
EVER SETTLE DOWN?
MAYBE NOT.
REMEMBER "NateBecca"?
IT WAS THE STORYBOOK ROMANCE
THAT TOOK A TURN FOR THE TRAGIC
WHEN ACTRESS/MODEL
REBECCA NIGHTROD FELL DOWN
SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AND
LANDED HERSELF IN A COMA.
BUT NATHAN EXPLOSION STAYED BY
HER SIDE THROUGH IT ALL...
UNTIL IT BECAME CLEAR TO THE
PUBLIC THAT IT WAS OVER.
REBECCA NIGHTROD, STILL IN A
COMA, WAS SPOTTED IN PUBLIC
CANOODLING WITH BILLIONAIRE
HOTEL HEIR WALT PERKINS.
EXPLOSION WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE
AND LEFT BEHIND.
>> Nathan: RAA!
RAA!
>> Pickles: YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT HER, BRO.
>> Murderface: YEAH, DUDE, WE
CAN HANG OUT LIKE WE USED TO,
YOU KNOW?
>> Nathan: YOU DON'T GET IT.
SHE WAS THE ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND.
>> Pickles: DUDE, SHE WAS IN A
COMA.
>> Murderface: YOU WERE JUST
INFATUATED WITH HER
UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
>> Skwisgaar: THAT CAN'T LAST
FOREVERS.
>> Pickles: COME ON, DON'T LEAVE
US HANGING OUT HERE.
IT'S FREEZING!
>> Nathan: GUYS, I BEEN
THINKING.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
IT'S TIME I START DATING AGAIN.
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> Toki: SLUT! >> Murderface: TOKI!
>> Toki: SHE'S SLUT. LOOK AT HER.
>> Murderface: TAKE IT EASY,
MAN.
YOU DON'T CALL WOMEN BAD WORDS,
MAN. THAT'S WOMEN.
YOU GOT TO RESPECT THEM.
>> Pickles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> Murderface: WHAT?
>> Pickles: NOTHING. I JUST PINNED YOU AS A CLASSIC
WOMAN HATER. >> Murderface: WELL, THAT'S
DISAPPOINTING, PICKLES, THAT YOU
WOULD JUST BLINDLY LABEL A
PERSON.
THAT'S, UH, THAT'S JUST PRETTY
DISAPPOINTING.
>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU ARE THE
ONE THAT WALKS AROUND TALKING
ABOUT HOW THEY ARE -- I DON'T
KNOW -- POISONOUS SERPENTS WITH
TITS. >> Murderface: YEAH? SO?
>> Pickles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH? SO?"
YOU SAID THAT ABOUT WOMEN. NOW YOU'RE DEFENDING THEM A LOT.
>> Murderface: OKAY, FINE, LOOK.
OH, BOY, YOU GUYS.
I MAY HAVE SAID A COUPLE KOOKY
THINGS ABOUT THE LADIES, BUT
THAT WAS BEFORE, MAN.
YOU GOT TO DEFEND THEIR HONOR,
YOU KNOW? LIKE A HERO.
>> Pickles: AND? >> Murderface: AND WHAT?
>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU WILL
DEFEND THEIR HONOR IN THE EYES
OF THE WOMEN, AND THEN WHAT
HAPPENS?
>> Murderface: WELL, YOU KNOW,
JUST...
WELL, THEN THEY SLEEP WITH YOU.
>> Pickles: YEAH! I KNEW IT!
>> Murderface: AW, COME ON.
>> Skwisgaar: AW, THAT IS THE
ANGLES RIGHT THERE!
>> Toki: OH, BUSTED.
>> Pickles: ANOTHER CHEAP PLOY
TO TRICK THE GIRLS INTO SLEEPING
WITH YOU BY PRETENDING TO BE
VALIANT. >> Murderface: SO?!
>> Skwisgaar: CLASSIC MURDERFACE.
>> Nathan: HEY, GUYS.
YOU KNOW I'VE DECIDED TO START
DATING, AND I'LL PROBABLY BE
BRINGING SOME GIRLS BACK HERE,
SO, UH, I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF
YOU GUYS MADE A POINT TO NOT
[BLEEP] THAT UP FOR ME.
THERE.
I FEEL BETTER HAVING SAID THAT.
>> Pickles: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I MEAN, HOW DO WE [BLEEP] ANYTHING UP?
>> Murderface: IF ANYTHING, WE MAKE IT BETTER.
>> Toki: WE MAKES IT BETTER. >> Pickles: MAYBE WE COME OFF,
YOU KNOW, LIKE ROCK STARS AROUND
PEOPLE, AND MAYBE WE COULD JUST
BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. >> Toki: WE CAN'T HELPS IT.
WE ARE ROCK STARS. >> Murderface: WHAT AM I GONNA
DO, STAND THERE LIKE A
CIGAR-STORE INDIAN?
I GOT TO BE CHARMING!
I CAN'T HELP IT! >> Pickles: OKAY.
I MEAN, LET'S SUPPORT HIM.
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,
NATHAN EXPLOSION IS NOW
OFFICIALLY SINGLE.
>> Crozier: THIS INFORMATION HAS
ONLY RECENTLY REACHED THE FEMALE
PUBLIC, AND ALREADY WOMEN AROUND
THE WORLD ARE IN A STATE OF
CHAOS.
>> Orlaag: AND NOW THESE WOMEN
ARE DOING EVERYTHING THAT THEY
CAN TO GET NATHAN EXPLOSION'S
ATTENTION.
>> Crozier: YES, BUT THERE'S
ANOTHER GROUP OF EVEN MORE
DANGEROUS WOMEN -- A GROUP
CALLED SUCCUBOSO EXPLOSION, LED
BY A WOMAN NAMED
LAVONA SUCCUBOSO, WHO HAS VOWED
TO CAPTURE EXPLOSION AND BREED
HIM WITH HER FEMALE FOLLOWERS.
WE BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL SURFACE
ON THE NIGHT OF THE NEXT
DETHKLOK CONCERT.
I BELIEVE THAT LAVONA HAS THE
POWER TO RID THE WORLD OF
NATHAN EXPLOSION.
>> Pickles: GO, SKWISGAAR.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
GO. GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO.
>> Skwisgaar: I AM GOING.
HOLD ON. I AM THINKING.
UH, OKAY. IS THIS A WORD?
Q-U-H-Z-K?
>> Toki: "QUHZK."
THAT'S WHAT THE DUCK SAYS.
>> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
QUHZK.
THAT'S 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10...
52 POINTS.
52 POINTS -- THAT'S GOOD.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
OKAY, GUYS, NATHAN'S HERE WITH
A GIRL, SO, REMEMBER, LET'S JUST
HELP HIM OUT. JUST HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS,
ALL RIGHT? >> Murderface: DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T DO THE HERO THING,
'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT HER TO
FOCUS ON ME.
>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS, THIS
IS, UM, RACHEL.
UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT.
I WAS GONNA SHOW HER STUFF, UH,
IN MY ROOM.
>> Pickles: OH, WELL, THAT'S
INTERESTING.
RACHEL? I'M PICKLES.
SORRY THAT NATHAN IS SO RUDE.
HELLO. >> HI.
>> Pickles: OH, MY GOD.
YOU HAVE GOT SOFT HANDS.
>> Skwisgaar: AW, LOOKS AT YOU.
YOU LIKES THE PRETTIEST LITTLE
PORCELAINS DOLL.
COULD YOU GETS ANY CUTER?
I DON'T THINK SO. >> Murderface: LET ME JUST PUT
THIS OUT HERE. IF ANYBODY SAYS ONE THING TO
YOU, I WILL CRUSH THEIR SKULL!
MY HANDS ARE LETHAL WEAPONS!
>> Nathan: OKAY, GUYS.
ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT, SO,
UH...
>> Toki: HOLDS ON, HOLDS ON.
WE NEVER GETS TO MEET ANYBODY
UP HERE. ALWAYS WORKING.
DON'T YOU WANTS TO MEET US,
RACHEL? >> I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU
GUYS.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT ALL OF
YOU. >> Skwisgaar: I AM AFRAID THAT
IT'S ALL TRUE.
TAKE US IN TO THE POLICE
OFFICERS.
>> Pickles: WE ARE GUILTY AS
CHARGED.
>> Murderface: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
INTRODUCTION.
>> Nathan: SORRY. I'M SORRY.
THAT'S PICKLES AND MURDERFACE
AND -- YOU GET THE IDEA. THEY ALL HAVE NAMES AND
EVERYTHING. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER
THERE? >> Nathan: NOTHING.
THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME.
>> Toki: WOULD YOU LIKES TO PLAY
A GAME WITH US?
>> Nathan: SHE DOESN'T WANT TO
PLAY WITH YOU GUYS!
>> Pickles: NATHAN.
>> Skwisgaar: NATHANS.
YOU DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE TO
YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
>> Nathan: GUYS, I JUST WANT TO
GO UPSTAIRS AND, YOU KNOW, HANG
OUT. >> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"HANG OUT"?
>> Nathan: I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
HANG OUT -- YOU KNOW, SITTING.
>> Murderface: YOU CAN SIT DOWN
HERE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING --
>> Nathan: I'M JUST SAYING, MAYBE IT WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE INTIMATE AND QUIET OVER
THERE, YOU KNOW? >> Skwisgaar: WE ARE YOUR
FRIENDS. WE CAN'T BE INTIMATE AND QUIET
HERE? >> Pickles: YEAH, WE CAN BE
REALLY QUIET. >> Murderface: YEAH, WE CAN PLAY
SCRABBLE SILENTLY.
>> Pickles: NATHAN, YOU KNOW HOW
QUIET WE CAN BE. >> Murderface: YEAH, SO, IF YOU
WANT US TO BE QUIET, WE'LL JUST
BE QUIET. >> Nathan: ALL RIGHT! ONE GAME!
FINE!
>> [ Foreign accent ] SOON, MY
SISTERS, WE WILL HAVE WHAT WE
NEED TO BEGIN OUR OWN COLONY OF
EXPLOSIONITES.
WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT HOLD THE
FUTURE.
>> All: WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT
HOLD THE FUTURE.
>> AND YOU, NATHAN.
BEAUTIFUL NATHAN.
YOU WILL PROVIDE THE SEED THAT
WILL GO INSIDE OF EACH US.
WE WILL BUILD POWERFUL WARRIORS
WITH YOUR HELP.
TEST THE LOIN EXTRACTOR.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> Murderface: WOW! >> Skwisgaar: OH!
>> Pickles: APPLAUSE.
>> Murderface: "AQUARIUM"?
WOW, RACHEL, THAT'S...
>> Pickles: "AQUARIUM."
>> Murderface: THAT'S LIKE 37
POINTS.
>> AW, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
>> Nathan: [ GROANING ]
I'M GOING TO BED. >> Murderface: OKAY, SEE YA.
ANYWAYS... >> Toki: REAL SMART.
>> Skwisgaar: HOW DID YOU THINKS OF THAT?
>> Nathan: UH, I'LL CALL YOU, OR
CALL ME.
UGH.
>> Pickles: I LIKED RACHEL.
SHE'S FUN. >> Murderface: SWEET KID.
>> Toki: I'M GONNA TEXT RACHEL
JUST TO SAY HI.
DO YOU WANTS ME TO SAY HI FROM
YOU GUYS, TOO?
>> Pickles: YEAH, SAY HI FOR ME.
>> Murderface: SAY HI FOR ME.
>> Toki: SEND.
>> Murderface: OH.
CHECK IT OUT OVER THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
GUYS, WATCH AND LEARN.
>> OH, GOD. DON'T TALK TO US.
PLEASE DON'T TALK TO US.
[ GROANS ]
>> Murderface: DON'T MIND ME,
LADIES.
JUST PATROLLING THESE PARTS
HERE, MAKING SURE IT'S SAFE FOR
YOUR KIND.
YOU KNOW -- WOMEN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, WELL, IT SEEMS -- SEEMS
PRETTY SAFE.
BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE'S GONNA
SHOOT THEIR MOUTH OFF, AND THEN
YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S UP!
>> Toki: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU NEED SOME HELP OR SOMETHING?
>> Murderface: NOTHING! GET OUT OF HERE!
I'M DEFENDING THEM. I'M KEEPING THEM SAFE.
>> Toki: FROM WHO?
NO ONE'S HERE TO BE MEAN TO
THEM. >> Skwisgaar: YEAH, WHAT BARS DO
YOU HANGS OUT AT WHERE GIRLS
NEEDS THEIR HONORS CONSTANTLY
DEFENDED, YOU KNOW?
THE DOUBLE DEUCE FROM
"ROAD HOUSE"? >> OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!
>> Skwisgaar: OH, I KNOW YOU.
YOU ARE THE TWO BEAUTIFULS
LADIES AT THE BARS, RIGHT?
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> Murderface: THAT'S ENOUGH,
SKWISGAAR.
CAN'T YOU SEE I WAS HERE FIRST?
>> Skwisgaar: SORRY, LADIES.
MURDERFACE HAS LAID CLAIMS TO
YOUS.
>> NO! HE HATES WOMEN!
>> Murderface: WHO SAID THAT?
ANYONE THAT SAYS ANYTHING
NEGATIVE TOWARDS A WOMAN, I WILL
BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THEM.
>> WE SAID THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>> Murderface: UH... >> WAIT A MINUTE.
AREN'T YOU THE BASS PLAYER?
WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING TO YOU?
>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE,
UNLOADING EQUIPMENT OR
SOMETHING?
>> DON'T YOU NEED TO PUT SOME
WATER BOTTLES ON THE STAGE?
>> DON'T YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
STEAM THEIR COSTUMES?
>> I LOVE HOW BASS PLAYERS JUST
PRETEND THEY'RE WORKING AS HARD
ONSTAGE AS THE OTHER BANDMATES.
>> Murderface: BASS IS THE
FOUNDATION OF THE BAND!
>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A
BASS GUITAR AND BE INAUDIBLE?
>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS.
THIS IS AMANDA.
THAT'S PICKLES, TOKI, AND
SKWISGAAR, AND, UH, MURDERFACE.
>> HEY!
>> Nathan: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE
DOING HERE?
>> Skwisgaar: UH, I DON'T KNOW.
WE GETS ALONG, SO WE INVITES HER
OVER TO THE HOUSE. >> Nathan: GREAT.
THAT'S NOT WEIRD OR ANYTHING.
I MEAN, HERE I AM ON ANOTHER
DATE, AND THERE'S THE OLD ONE.
>> Pickles: "THE OLD ONE"?
[ Laughing ] WHAT?
"THE OLD ONE"? THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL HER?
>> Toki: NATHAN, COME HERE.
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A
SECOND. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Nathan: NOTHING. WHAT? I'M ON A DATE.
>> Toki: JUST LIKE THAT?
WHAT ABOUT RACHEL?
>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT HER?
I WENT ON A DATE WITH HER.
>> Toki: SO, THAT'S IT?
JUST POOFS -- SHE'S GONES?
>> Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
NATHAN.
ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH RACHEL?
>> Nathan: I WAS NEVER IN A
RELATIONSHIP WITH RACHEL.
>> Pickles: AND NOW WHAT?
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER?
>> Toki: WE'RE TAKING A
CHINESE-COOKING CLASS TOGETHER.
>> Nathan: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
>> Toki: BECAUSE SHE'S
WONDERFUL.
>> Pickles: BECAUSE SHE'S A
WONDERFUL LADY, DUDE, OKAY?
WHY CAN WE SEE THAT AND YOU
CAN'T?
>> Nathan: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
>> Charles: HEY, UH, NATHAN, I
UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXPERIENCING A
LITTLE BIT OF GIRL TROUBLE.
JUST WANTED TO LEND YOU A
SHOULDER TO, UH, YOU KNOW, TO...
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE OKAY.
FOR THE RECORD, I TRIED.
>> Pickles: OKAY, YOU ARE ALL
BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL
LADIES WITH PERSONALITIES,
STYLE, SOPHISTICATION.
AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GUY
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.
YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM.
>> Skwisgaar: HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WANTS.
>> Pickles: DOES HE WANT THIS?
HE DOESN'T KNOW. DOES HE WANT THAT?
>> Skwisgaar: HE GOTS PROBLEMS, YEAH.
>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS HAPPENING HERE?
EVERYONE LEAVE NOW. GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Skwisgaar: SAMES TIMES
TOMORROWS, LADIES.
>> Nathan: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
ARE? YOU'RE A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
BLOCKERS! >> Murderface: YEAH, YOU'RE
RIGHT! THEY DON'T WANT US TO GET ANY
OF THAT SWEET POONTANG!
>> Nathan: [ GROWLS ]
LOOK, YOU WANT TO MEET GIRLS?
GO OUT AND MEET THEM.
DON'T TAKE MINE!
>> Murderface: TELL 'EM, BIG
GUY. >> Nathan: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT IS OUR
FIRST CONCERT SINCE...
SINCE I BROKE UP WITH...REBECCA.
BUT THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOT OF
NICE YOUNG LADIES THERE WHO WILL
REALLY WANT TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
IF YOU STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING,
I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
>> Murderface: YEAH -- DEAD.
>> Nathan: UGH.
[ ROCK GUITAR PLAYING ]
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
♪ DRAGONESS, YOU BURNED OUR
HOMES ♪
♪ YOU TOOK OUR LIVES AND ATE OUR
SOULS ♪
♪ I WILL RIDE TO YOUR TWIN
MOUNTAINS ♪ ♪ YOUR CREVASSE AWAITS ♪
♪ I COME FOR YOU TONIGHT ♪
>> Murderface: NATHAN, LOOK OUT!
N-O-O-O-O!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> N-O-O-O-O!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Nathan: WOW.
I NEVER ACTUALLY KNEW THAT A
[BLEEP] BLOCK COULD SAVE YOUR
LIFE.
THANK YOU, MURDERFACE.
>> Murderface: THAT'S OKAY, MAN.
I'M A HERO.
I'M A REAL HERO!