>> HAVING A HARD TIME WAKING UP
IN THE MORNING?
TRY OUR NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN
BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.
SERVED IN SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S
SKULL. ONLY $14.
>> DUDE, LET ME BORROW 14
[BLEEP] BUCKS SO I CAN GET A
COFFEE. >> NO WAY, WANKER.
MY MOM ONLY GAVE ME 60 BUCKS.
>> DUDE, YOU CAN USE MY PARENT''
DUNCAN HILLS CARD. >> DUDE. COOL, BRO.
I'LL LET YOU USE MY PARENTS'
HOT TOPIC CARD. >> YEAH!
>> ALL RIGHT! RIGHT ON!
>> YEAH, I WAS AT THE ORIGINAL
BATSFJORD MASSACRE FEST.
I WAS INSANELY BRUTAL.
>> NO WAY. BRUTAL, MAN.
>> I STOLE MY KID'S TRUST FUND
TO GET THERE.
I GOT FROSTBITE. CHECK IT OUT.
>> THAT'S SO BRUTAL.
MY LITTLE SISTER DIDN'T REALLY
LIKE DETHKLOK, SO I MADE HER
DRINK MOTOR OIL, AND SHE GOT
REAL SICK. >> WHATEVER.
CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT A REAL
STORY, YOU [BLEEP] DILDO.
>> ♪ AND SCREAM FOR YOUR CREAM
[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...
DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER
THAN A TREE ♪
♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A
BUMBLEBEE ♪
♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE ♪
♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO
♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
>> THE ODDS OF ANOTHER
NATURAL-GAS EXPLOSION ARE SO
REMOTE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER
CHANCE OF BEING KILLED BY A
BEESTING INSIDE THE BELLY OF A
WHALE.
SO COME ON DOWN TO DUNCAN HILLS
AND TRY A NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN
BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.
IT'S TOTALLY SAFE, TOTALLY SAFE.
>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, AS
YOU KNOW, THESE BOMBINGS ARE
DELIBERATE AND NOT ACCIDENTAL.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS.
GENERAL CROZIER.
>> Crozier: THIS MYSTERIOUS CAR
WAS SEEN LEAVING THE LAST
BOMBING.
WE DID A FACE-RECOGNITION SCAN.
IT CAME UP WITH FORMER DETHKLOK
SUPERFAN AND WEBMASTER
EDGAR JOMFRU.
>> Stampingston: AND THE SUSPECT
WHO PLANTED THE BOMBS?
>> Crozier: HE APPEARS TO BE A
YOUNG BOY WEARING A DEAD-SKIN
MASK OF ERIC JOMFRU.
>> Orlaag: THE JOMFRU BROTHERS
HAVE BEEN MISSING SINCE
INTERNATIONAL FAN DAY.
IT'S BEEN RUMORED THAT THEY WERE
BEING HELD PRISONER IN MORDHAUS.
>> Crozier: WE BELIEVE THAT
EDGAR JOMFRU IS THE BRAINS
BEHIND THE ANTI-DETHKLOK
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS
THE REVENGENCERS.
>> Orlaag: AND THE GENTLEMAN
WITH THE SILVER FACE?
>> Crozier: HE'S THE BROTHER OF
A MAN WE SENT INTO INFILTRATE
MORDHAUS SOME TIME AGO.
IF HE WANTS DETHKLOK DEAD, I'M
SURE HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
>> THE VICTIMS OF THESE
DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
NATURAL-GAS-COINCIDENCE
EXPLOSIONS NEED YOUR HELP.
EVEN I HAD MY LEGS BLOWN OFF
WHEN SEVERAL PIECES OF
SHRAPNEL -- >> Charles: ALL RIGHT.
SO, YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF BUILDING A
HOSPITAL FOR THE VICTIMS OF
THIS PUBLIC-RELATIONS DISASTER.
>> Nathan: OH, GOD. THAT'S PANDERING.
>> Murderface: PANDERING!
>> Charles: WELL, I DON'T SEE IT
AS PANDERING. IT'S A HOSPITAL FOR HORRIBLY
INJURED VICTIMS OF, UH, THESE
EXPLOSIONS.
>> Skwisgaar: HELL, THAT'S NOT
OUR FAULT. WE DIDN'TS DO THAT.
>> Charles: WELL, THEY ARE YOUR
FANS, AND THEY, UH, HAVE BEEN
BADLY INJURED AND SOME OF
THEM KILLED, UH, TRYING TO BUY
YOUR COLLECTIBLE COFFEE CUPS.
MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW A LITTLE
COMPASSION.
>> Murderface: COMPASSION?!
>> Nathan: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT NO SYMPATHY FOR ANYONE.
I GOT ONE OF THESE DARN SUMMER
COLDS. I MEAN, WHERE'S MY BENEFIT
CONCERT?
I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE?
>> Murderface: SEE, THAT'S
SOMETHING WE HAVE COMPASSION FOR
IS SUMMER COLDS.
YOU CAN -- YOU CAN RELATE TO --
SEE, YOU CAN'T RELATE TO YOUR
ARMS BEING BLOWN OFF.
YOU CAN'T. >> Charles: WELL, UH, MAYBE
BEING BLOWN TO BITS IS WORSE
THAN A SUMMER COLD.
>> Nathan: OH, COME ON.
>> Skwisgaar: WHEN DID YOUS
COMES SO CARINGS ABOUT STUFFS?
DOES YOUR DRUNKS OR SOMETHING?
>> Charles: NO, I'M NOT DRUNK.
I'M JUST, UH, TRYING TO, YOU
KNOW, REPAIR YOUR IMAGE.
>> Murderface: REPAIR OUR IMAGE
WITH HEALTHCARE.
>> Toki: WHY WE GOTS TO SPENDS
OUR HARDENED-EARNEDS MONEY ON
MEDICAL STUFFS FOR PEOPLE'S --
>> Nathan: OH, GOD, THIS MOTHER
[BLEEP] EYE-GOUGING [BLEEP]
SUCKING, MOTHER [BLEEP] SUMMER
COLD.
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY OVER HERE.
>> Murderface: STAY AWAY FROM
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN FEEL MY THROAT
GETTING SCRATCHY.
I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK.
>> Pickles: THEY'RE HARD TO GET
RID OF. THEY DON'T GO AWAY.
>> Toki: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT'S
PSYCHOSOMATICALS, BUT I THINKS
MY THROATS GETS SCRATCHY, TOO.
>> Murderface: AHH...
AHHHH...
AH-CHOO!
OH [BLEEP]
I'M SNEEZING.
[BLEEP]
>> THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT
DEFINE US.
YOU SEEM PREOCCUPIED.
WHAT BOTHERS YOU?
>> THIS MAN.
HE MUST BE KILLED AND MADE AN
EXAMPLE OF IN FRONT OF THE
WORLD.
I WILL CRUCIFY HIM.
>> BE PATIENT.
WE MUST STRIKE AT THE RIGHT
TIME OR WE CAN RISK LOSING
EVERYTHING.
EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GET BY YOU.
DO YOU WANT A BURRITO, ALSO?
NO?
TWO BURRITOS FOR ME.
>> IF WE KILL HIM, THEY WILL
HAVE NO ONE TO HIDE BEHIND.
>> AND WHEN DETHKLOK PLAYS AT
THE HOSPITAL, WE WILL BE THERE
AND WE WILL TAKE THEM DOWN!
>> YOU'RE NOT DYING.
IT'S JUST A COLD.
>> Nathan: INDEED, WE ARE DYING.
I REALLY DON'T FEEL GREAT.
>> DID YOU EVER HAVE COLDS
BEFORE? >> Toki: CAN'T YOU GIVES US
INJECTIONS?
>> Murderface: COME ON, USE YOUR
FANCY DEGREES, ASSHOLE!
>> TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?
NO DRINKING, NO PARTYING.
GIVE ME THAT CIGAR.
JUST TAKE IT EASY.
GO TO THE SAUNA, SWEAT IT OUT,
AND RELAX, OKAY?
TAKE IT EASY.
IDIOTS.
>> Nathan: SURE IS HOT IN HERE.
YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
IT IS A SAUNA, YOU KNOW?
>> Toki: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
HOTS. >> Pickles: I DID A LITTLE
SNEAKING AROUND, AND I FOUND
SOME BOOZE, AND I GOT SOME
SHOTS. WHO WANTS TO DO SOME SHOTS?
>> Murderface: I'M IN.
>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL DO A
COUPLE SHOTS. >> Toki: YEAH, BUTS ISN'T WE NOT
SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
>> Murderface: AH, BULL[BLEEP]
TOKI. YOU DON'T LISTEN TO DOCTORS.
>> Pickles: YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED DOCTORS.
I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR [BLEEP] MONEY, ANYWAY.
>> Murderface: HEY, I GOT A
MEDIEVAL MEDICAL REMEDIES.
CHECK IT OUT. >> Nathan: THAT'S PRETTY
AWESOME. >> Murderface: HERE.
ALL'S WE GOT TO DO IS PASS A
BABY UNDER A HORSE THREE TIMES,
AND WE'RE CURED OF A COLD.
THAT DOCTOR DIDN'T SAY THAT.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
>> Pickles: DUDE, I SEE A
DOCUMENTARY, WHERE THEY MAKE YOU
PUT LEECHES ON YOURSELF.
DUDE, WE SHOULD HAVE LEECHES.
>> Murderface: YEAH.
YOU, GO GET US SOME LEECHES.
>> Pickles: YEAH, GO GET THEM
[BLEEP]HEAD.
HEY, GUYS, HOW ARE YOUR GUYS
DOING?
YOU KNOW, YOUR LEECHES.
>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.
I'M ELVIS PRESLEY.
>> Murderface: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Nathan: HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M THAT GUY FROM, UH, THAT
MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WORE THAT
MASK, AND, UH, NATALIE PORTMAN
WAS IN IT.
>> Toki: YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKES
HIM. >> Nathan: CHECK IT OUT.
>> Pickles: HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT
ME. I'M A PROFESSIONAL NFL FOOTBALL
PLAYER. >> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.
I'M LEECH CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
>> Murderface: YOU'RE LEECH
HITLER.
>> Nathan: HEY, MURDERFACE, DO,
LIKE, A LEECH AL JOLSON.
>> Murderface: OKAY, LEECH
AL JOLSON COMING UP.
GIVE ME MORE.
MAMMY, I'M FROM ALABAMY.
LEECH AL JOLSON.
>> Nathan: NOW, THAT GUY WAS AN
ENTERTAINER.
>> Toki: YEAHS, HE'S THE FIRST
GREATS BLACKS ENTERTAINER.
>> Skwisgaar: I DON'T FEELS NO
BETTER. DOES ANYBODY ELSE?
>> Pickles: HEY, SORRY ABOUT THE
LEECH IDEA. >> Murderface: HEY, MAYBE WE
OUGHT TO UP THE ANTE, AS THEY
SAY IN THE MEDICAL BUSINESS.
BLOODLETTING IS THE ANCIENT
MEDIEVAL ART OF DRAINING ALL THE
BAD BLOOD FROM YOU AND LETTING
YOUR BODY REGENERATE NEW BLOOD.
YOU, GO -- GO GET A BUCKET AND
SOME BLOODLETTING KNIVES.
>> Nathan: GUYS, I GOT TO BE
HONEST.
I FEEL LIKE [BLEEP] RIGHT NOW.
>> Pickles: HEY, YO, I GOT TO BE
HONEST.
I REALLY DOUBT THIS IS WORKING.
>> Skwisgaar: IT IS WORKING.
LOOK, YOU'RE BLEEDINGS INTO A
BUCKET, AND THAT'S WORKING.
[ Slowing down ] IT'S JUST, YOU
KNOW, GIVES IT CHANCE.
>> Murderface: [ Distorted ]
YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M...
>> Nathan: [ Distorted ] IT'S
PRETTY BRUTAL.
I MEAN, CHECK IT OUT.
[ GROANS ]
>> Toki: WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE
BLOODS DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?
WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS
BEFORE IT DRAINS OUT OF ME?
WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS
DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
>> Charles: UH, YOU GUYS READY
TO DO THE CONCERT?
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ BEEP ]
>> Nathan: HEY.
>> DR. BENDER TO THE MENTAL
WARD.
>> Nathan: HEY.
HEY, WAKE UP.
SOMEBODY'S TALKING TO YOU, AND
IT'S ME.
IT'S NATHAN EXPLOSION AT A
HOSPITAL.
I'M MAKING A PUBLIC APPEARANCE.
HEY, WAKE UP!
OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
HEY, HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS
SHOW'S GONNA BE VERY GOOD THAT
WE'RE GONNA DO, 'CAUSE I DON'T
FEEL GOOD.
I GOT A SUMMER COLD.
OKAY, YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
>> Toki: WAS YOU A LITTLE GIRLS
OR LITTLE BOY?
>> Nathan: HI.
I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION FROM
DETHKLOK. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
THANKS FOR BUYING OUR RECORDS.
HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS SHOW'S
GONNA BE VERY GOOD.
>> Pickles: DUDE, IT'S A FREE
SHOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
US TO FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT?
>> Charles: WELL, UH,
REGARDLESS, YOU GUYS DO HAVE TO
GO ONSTAGE.
>> Nathan: HEY. HEY, YOU.
HEY, LISTEN, IT'S GONNA BE A BAD
SHOW.
I GOT A COLD, SO DOES PICKLES,
SO DOES SKWISGAAR, SO DOES
MURDERFACE, AND, UH -- AND,
UH...
WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE.
>> Pickles: TELL THEM JUST TO
LOWER THEIR EXPECTATIONS.
>> Murderface: LET'S CUT THE SET
LIST IN HALF.
>> Nathan: I SHOULD JUST DO ONE
SONG.
READY?
♪ PULL THE PLUG
♪ I DROVE MY TRUCK INTO A MOVING
VAN ♪ ♪ IT WAS ALL FILLED UP WITH JET
FUEL, AND I CRASHED RIGHT IN AND
EXPLOSION ♪
♪ SMASH THROUGH THE WINDOW AND
RIPPED OFF MY HANDS ♪
♪ MEDICAL TEAM DROVE UP AND
FOUND ME ♪ ♪ BLEEDING IN PIECES PICKED UP
OFF THE STREET ♪ ♪ DROVE ME INTO A FILTHY
HOSPITAL ♪ ♪ HORROR EXPERIENCED
FINANCIALLY ♪
♪ WOKE UP IN PAIN IN A GOWN IN
BED ♪ ♪ INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING INSIDE
MY HEAD ♪ ♪ I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD
BE DEAD ♪ ♪ I SAW THE BILL, AND THEN I
CRY, BLED ♪
♪ TO KEEP ME ALIVE, IT IS
COSTING ME ♪
♪ NATIONAL DEFICIT TIMES THREE
♪ THERE IS NO WAY TO AVOID THIS
FEE ♪ ♪ PLEASE PULL THE PLUG AND KILL
ME ♪
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> REVENGEANCE.
>> NO WAY.
THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL DETHKLOK.
>> ♪ PULL THE PLUG
>> GET AWAY.
>> ♪ IT'S COSTING TOO MUCH
>> WHY SHOULD YOU CARE ABOUT
THIS?
THEY MADE YOU THIS WAY.
THEY TURNED YOU INTO MONSTERS.
>> [BLEEP] YOU, FAT ASS.
>> NO!
[ GROANING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]