>> THE YANEEMANGO INDIANS LIVE
IN THE MOST REMOTE PARTS OF THE
AMAZON JUNGLE. >> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING
HERE? >> Murderface: WHY ARE WE
WATCHING THIS? >> Nathan: I'M WATCHING IT!
>> Murderface: CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
>> Nathan: PICKLES, PLAY IT! >> Pickles: YEAH, I WILL.
>> Toki: NO, NO, THAT'S REWIND!
THAT'S TOO FARS! >> Nathan: PLAY IT!
>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THEM.
THEY CAN'T EVEN SKEAK SPENGLISH.
>> Nathan: YOU GUYS, SHUT UP AND
GET OUT OF HERE. >> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW?
>> Nathan: GET OUT!
THIS IS INTERESTING TO ME, SO
LEAVE IT!
I'M ONE-FOURTH YANEEMANGO.
>> ...USE A HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG
CALLED YOPO. >> Pickles: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY?
REWIND. >> [ SPEAKING BACKWARDS ]
>> Pickles: PLAY.
>> YANEEMANGO USE A
HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG CALLED YOPO.
>> Pickles: YOPO?
AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT -- YOPO?
>> ...THE NASAL CAVITIES BY
MEANS OF A LONG PIPE. >> Pickles: DUDE, THAT'S
AWESOME! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
>> THE YANEEMANGO ACHIEVE A TRANCELIKE STATE...
>> Pickles: I GOT TO TRY THAT
STUFF.
>> Skwisgaar: YOU REALLY DON'T.
>> ...COMMUNICATE WITH THE
SPIRIT WORLD WITH DRUMBEATS.
WE WONDERED HOW THE YANEEMANGO
WOULD REACT TO HEARING THE
WORLD'S MOST POPULAR ART FORM,
DETHKLOK.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Nathan: ♪ DO YOU FOLKS LIKE
COFFEE? ♪
>> Pickles: DUDE, THERE'S SO
MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT THIS
DRUG, YOPO.
DUDE, IT SAYS IN HERE THAT THE
PEOPLE WHO TAKE IT TURN INTO
THEIR ANCIENT ANIMAL FORM.
DUDE, THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY
METAL. >> Murderface: OH, THAT'S
AWESOME. LET ME S-- HEY, PICKLE, WHAT
WOULD I TURN INTO?
>> Pickles: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
>> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU THINK
I WOULD TURN INTO?
>> Pickles: YOUR BREATH SMELLS.
>> Murderface: WHAT? NO, WHAT WOULD I TURN INTO?
>> Pickles: OKAY, JUST BACK OFF.
STOP BREATHING OVER MY SHOULDER.
>> Murderface: JUST TELL ME WHAT
ANIMAL I WOULD TURN INTO, AND
I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT MAKE
IT REALLY COOL. >> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Murderface: SNOW BEAST. >> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE.
I CAN'T STOP BREATHING OUT OF MY NOSE.
>> Murderface: LET'S LOOK AT SOME OTHER BOOKS.
>> Skwisgaar: OH!
OH, THIS HERE SAYS THAT THE PAOS
FERRO'S WOODS IN THE BRAZILIANS
FOREST IS WHAT'S YOUS COULD
TOTALLY MAKES GUITARS OUT OF.
I'M TOTALLY GOINGS TO DO THAT.
>> Toki: OH, I'M TOTALLY GOINGS
TO DO THATS, TOO.
>> Skwisgaar: TOKIS, WHY'S YOUS
GOTS TO COPIES ME ALL THE TIMES?
>> Toki: I DON'TS COPIES YOUS
ALL THE TIMES.
>> Skwisgaar: OH, YES, YOU DOES.
WHY CAN'T NOT I HAVE ONE THING
THAT AM MINE'S?
>> Murderface: HEY, BUD, WHAT DO
YOU GOT GOING ON THERE?
>> Nathan: NOTHING, JUST -- HEY,
WHY DON'T YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
MAN, AND STOP BREATHING IN PEOPLE'S FACES?
>> Murderface: I AIN'T BRUSHING
MY TEETH IN THE LIBRARY. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> Nathan: I'M JUST READING ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER.
IT'S PRETTY BRUTAL.
IT'S A DIARY OF HER TRIP TO THE
AMAZON.
>> WE WERE SHIPWRECKED LATE LAST
NIGHT.
MOST OF OUR CREW WAS CRUSHED BY
THE ROCKS.
THE REST WERE SPEARED AND EATEN
BY THE YANEEMANGO.
MY BELOVED WALTER STILL, AS FAR
AS I KNOW, IS ALIVE.
DAY 13 -- I HAVE FALLEN IN LUST
WITH OTO.
WE ARE POWERFUL TOGETHER.
DAY 24 -- AFTER EATING WITH THE
YANEEMANGO, I NOTICE WALTER'S
POCKET WATCH IN MY SOUP.
I REALIZED I HAD EATEN THE SOUP
OF MY BELOVED HUSBAND.
>> Murderface: ATE HER HUSBAND
IN A SOUP?
>> Pickles: BOY, THAT'S TOTALLY
CANNIBAL CORPSE.
>> Nathan: WE'RE GOING TO THE
AMAZON.
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> Selatcia: [ INDISTINCT
SPEAKING ]
HE'S HERE.
>> Orlaag: GENERAL CROZIER,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> Crozier: WHAT'S THIS ALL
ABOUT?
>> Orlaag: LIKE YOU, WE ARE VERY
CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AMAZON
TRIP, AND WE FEEL WE NEED
SOMEONE ON THE GROUND TO TAKE
ACTION IN CASE SOMETHING OUT OF
THE ORDINARY OCCURS.
>> Crozier: I CAN HAVE MY MEN
MOBILIZED IN 24 HOURS.
>> Orlaag: WE ALREADY HAVE MY
BEST SOLDIERS SET TO ACCOMPANY
YOU.
>> Crozier: WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, I WOULD PREFER TO USE
MINE.
>> Orlaag: SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING AN EYE
ON YOU, TOO, GENERAL CROZIER.
>> Selatcia: PREPARE TO LEAVE AT
ONCE.
>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME
THIS WATERPROOFS GUITARS TRUNKS
AND MAKES SURES IT CAN FLOATS.
>> Toki: AND GIVES TO ME
WATERPROOF GUITARS WHICH SHOOTS
OUT BUGS REPELLANT.
>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME MAGIC
GLOVES WHATS CAN MAKES MY HANDS
FLY.
>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME
OPPOSITES WEREWOLVES THAT TURNS
TO HUMANS WHEN THE MOONS COMES
OUT.
>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME THE
SWORDS THAT GLOWS THAT SHOWS ME
WHICH WAY THAT IS NORTH.
>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME A
BATTLE-AXE WHICH SHOWS ME WHICH
WAY SOUTH.
>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.
>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPY ME.
>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.
>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPIES ME.
>> Skwisgaar: STOP COPIES ME.
>> Pickles: OH, OH, WAIT, AND
GET SOME BAIT.
YOU GET PRETTY BIG FISH DOWN
THERE.
BETTER GET SOME BIG WORMS AND
GET -- YOU KNOW WHAT? GET SNAKES.
SNAKES ARE THE BIGGEST WORMS OUT
THERE.
>> Charles: I'M SURE THERE'LL
BE PLENTY OF SNAKES DOWN THERE.
IT'S THE AMAZON. >> Pickles: THERE YOU GO
PENNY-PINCHING AGAIN.
>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.
STOPS COPIES ME.
>> Murderface: OH, THIS IS --
THIS IS JUST AWESOME -- A CHOICE
ASSORTMENT OF JERKY --
SWEET-BEAN SPICE...
>> Nathan: WHAT THE -- CLOSE
YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK,
PLEASE. >> Murderface: FINE, I'LL
STARVE! THEN I'LL BE EATING MY
CROCODILE... >> Nathan: I CAN'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU LITTLE JERK.
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] YOU!
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.
STOPS COPIES ME. STOPS COPIES ME.
>> Charles: MAYBE AN ENTIRE EXPEDITION ISN'T WORTH IT.
COULDN'T WE JUST SEND THEM SOME
HOODIES.
>> Nathan: IT'S ALWAYS HOODIES
WITH YOU.
WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JUST PAY
THE BILL?
>> Toki: STOPS COPIES ME.
[ JET ENGINE ROARING ]
>> Murderface: DID YOU KNOW
THERE'S AN AMAZONIAN CATFISH
THAT CAN SWIM UP YOUR PEE AND
LAY EGGS IN YOUR DING DONG?
>> Pickles: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE EATING, ALL RIGHT?
JUST -- UGH! IT'S GROSS!
>> Murderface: YOU CAN MOCK ME,
BUT WATCH OUT WHEN YOU PEE!
>> Pickles: JUST BACK OFF A
LITTLE, ALL RIGHT?
THIS A HORRIBLE COMBINATION OF
BEEF-JERKY BREATH AND REPULSIVE
INFORMATION, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED.
>> Murderface: FINE, BUT YOU'VE
BEEN WARNED.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, PICKLES!
>> DETH ONE TO HELL HAMMER.
ALL CLEAR?
>> HELL HAMMER TO DETH ONE.
ALL CLEAR.
[ PROPELLERS WHIRRING ]
[ RADAR BEEPING ] >> THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
THERE!
>> AAH!
>> CLEAR LANDING ZONE.
>> CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!
CHECK IT OUT!
CHECK OUT YOUR LEFT!
RELOAD! RELOAD!
COME ON! LET'S GO!
>> FIRE!
>> RELEASE DETH BOAT.
>> Murderface: THAT'S IT, JUST
GET SOME OF THE GOOD JUNGLE AIR.
AHH, WIND JUST WHISTLING THROUGH.
>> Skwisgaar: HEY, I MAKES EVERYONE SANDWICHES.
PBHT! OHH, MURDERFACE!
>> Pickles: WHAT'S GOING --
OHH, MAN!
MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU?
>> Murderface: YOU ARE SO
REPRESSED!
>> Pickles: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO
DO WITH REPRESSED!
>> Skwisgaar: HEY, HOW ABOUT
THIS? I SOLVE THE PROBLEMS.
PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACKS ON!
>> Pickles: LOOK AT YOUR WIENER.
>> Murderface: WHAT?
>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL
GNARLED.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU STUCK IT IN A
HORNET'S NEST OR SOMETHING.
>> Murderface: I HAPPEN TO PLAY
BASS WITH IT!
IT'S CALLOUS BUILDUP!
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S LIKE AMAZON BOAT CHURCH OR
SOMETHING!
CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A LEAK
BEFORE I PULL MY SHORTS UP?
CAN I DO THAT?
>> Pickles: FINE, GO AHEAD, BUT
JUST PROMISE TO NEVER DO THAT
AGAIN. >> Murderface: AHH!
>> Pickles: OH, NOW I CAN SEE
YOUR ASS! DISGUSTING!
IT LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE!
>> Murderface: JUST LET ME DO
THIS.
>> Skwisgaar: QUICK QUESTIONS --
DO YOU SHAVE YOURS ASS 'CAUSE
THERE'S LOTS OF STUBBLES GOINGS
ON THERE. >> Murderface: QUICK ANSWER --
[BLEEP] YOU! >> Pickles: WORK OUT OR
SOMETHING. LOOK AT YOUR ASS.
>> Murderface: AHH!
>> Pickles: IT'S A PROBLEM AREA.
>> [ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
>> Murderface: AAH!
[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> I'M SORRY, MASTER, BUT THIS
RIVER IS TOO NARROW TO BOAT
OVER.
I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO ABANDON THE GEAR AND --
>> Nathan: NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA
ABANDON THE GEAR.
WE'LL PULL THE BOAT OVER THAT
MOUNTAIN.
>> YOU HEARD HIM! GET TO WORK!
[ WOOD CRACKING ]
>> All: AAH!
>> Nathan: MY PEOPLE.
>> Pickles: HEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK THEY PLAN ON DOING WITH
US?
>> Skwisgaar: HOPEFULLY THEY
WILL RAPES US WITH THEMS WOMENS.
>> Toki: WHAT IF THEY KILLS US?
>> Murderface: DOESN'T ANYONE
WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING?
DON'T KILL ME!
I-I'M PREGNANT WITH PARASITES!
I HAVE TO LIVE!
THEY DEPEND ON ME.
>> Skwisgaar: THEY CAN'T KILLS
ME BECAUSE THERE ARE LITTLE
GOOFBALL DILDOS DEPENDINGS ON ME
TO PLAYS THE BILLIONS MORE NOTES
ON THE GUITARS.
>> Toki: AND THEY CAN'T KILLS
ME, NEITHER, 'CAUSE I GOTS A
MILLIONS LITTLE GOOFBALL
DILDOS... >> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW WHAT?
GO AHEAD AND KILLS ME. >> Toki: GO AHEADS AND KILLS ME,
TOO.
>> Skwisgaar: I SAYS IT FIRST,
AND YOUS REPEATS IT AFTER ME!
STOPS COPIES ME!
>> Toki: I SAYS IT FIRST, AND
YOU REPEATS ME!
>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME!
STOPS COPIES ME!
>> [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
>> GET READY.
SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
>> Pickles: OH!
OH, DUDE!
THEY'RE GETTING YOPO!
DUDE, IF WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE
GONNA DIE HIGH!
YOPO!
>> Nathan: ♪ I TRACK MY
HISTORY ♪
♪ BLOODY BURNED FAMILY TREE ♪
♪ NATIVE BLOOD RUNS IN ME ♪
♪ MURDEROUS TENDENCIES ♪
♪ KEEP BLOODLUST AWAY ♪
♪ KEEP VIOLENCE AT BAY ♪
♪ CAN'T DENY GENETICS ♪
♪ CANNIBAL DNA ♪
♪ GO PERPETUATE ♪
♪ GO PROCREATE ♪
♪ ENSURE HOMICIDE ♪
♪ KEEP BLOODLINES ALIVE ♪
♪ OUR CHILDREN WILL REGRESS ♪
♪ AND HUNGER FOR THE FLESH ♪
♪ THEY CAN'T BE CONTROLLED ♪
♪ THEY HUNGER FOR YOUR SOUL
TONIGHT ♪
>> Ravenwood: BEWARE.
GENERAL.
GENERAL CROZIER...
YOU ARE DEAD.