>> BIG DETHKLOK-RELATED NEWS
TODAY IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA.
THE HEAD OF DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA
WAS VIOLENTLY ASSASSINATED BY A
TEAM OF TERRORISTS WHO ARE
REFERRING TO THEMSELVES AS THE
REVENGENCERS.
DETHKLOK HAD NO COMMENT.
>> Nathan: OKAY, SUBPOENA,
SUBPOENA, SUBPOENA, NETFLIX --
AWESOME.
NAKED-LADY FAN MAIL -- POSSIBLY
AWESOME, POSSIBLY HORRIBLE.
SUBPOENA.
OH, WHAT'S THIS? PICKLES.
>> Pickles: OH.
>> HEY, PICKLES.
IT'S YOUR BROTHER, SETH.
AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND I
KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME TOUGH TIMES,
BUT I'VE REALLY CHANGED.
CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.
I'M SOBER NOW, AND WITH MY NEW
CLARITY, I'VE FOUND THE WORLD IS
AN AWESOME AND WONDERFUL PLACE.
I'M GETTING MARRIED, AND WE WANT
YOU AND DETHKLOK TO COME TO OUR
WEDDING.
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR HEART.
>> Nathan: ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS
IF DETHKLOK IS PARTICIPATING IN
A WEDDING.
GENERAL CROZIER.
>> Crozier: PICKLES' BROTHER,
SETH, WAS RECENTLY RELEASED FROM
WISCONSIN STATE PRISON AFTER
SERVING EIGHT MONTHS FOR DRIVING
INTOXICATED, SELLING FAKE
COCAINE TO AN UNDERCOVER
OFFICER, AND BEATING A
PROSTITUTE WITH A BRICK.
>> Orlaag: SETH IS A VIOLENT
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND CHARLATAN.
I BELIEVE HIS REASONS FOR
MARRIAGE MAY SIMPLY BE FOR A
CHANCE TO REUNITE WITH HIS
BROTHER'S WEALTH.
>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, OUR
WEDDING EXPERT, DR. MILMINAMAN-
LANILIM-SWINWAMLY.
DR. MILMINAMAN-
LANILIM-SWINWAMLY?
>> GENTLEMEN, THE AMERICAN
WEDDING IS A DARK AND FEARFUL
SHAM.
THE EVENT ITSELF IS DESIGNED TO
INCITE ANGER AND DRAIN LOVED
ONES OF PATIENCE, SUPPORT, AND
MONEY.
MOST MARRIAGES FAIL MISERABLY IN
TWO YEARS.
OTHERS END IN MURDER-SUICIDES.
A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THEM END
WITH A TERM WE LIKE TO CALL
"LIVABLE HATRED."
>> Orlaag: MARRIAGE HAS ALWAYS
BEEN A BLACK AND REPUGNANT SORE
ON HUMAN LIVING.
>> SINCE THE EARLY 1900s,
MARRIAGE HAS BEEN SPUN BY THE
VENDORS AND MARKETERS.
THE PEOPLE THAT FIND IT THE MOST
ATTRACTIVE ARE WEDDING PLANNERS,
CratenBarrel, AND THE VARIOUS
RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS.
>> Crozier: DETHKLOK SHOULD BE
KEPT AS FAR AWAY FROM THE
INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE AS
POSSIBLE.
MARRIAGE IS SUFFERING ENOUGH.
>> Selatcia: WE MUSTN'T
INTERVENE, GENERAL.
WE WILL ALLOW DETHKLOK TO
EXPERIENCE THE BLACKNESS.
>> Murderface: WELL, NORMALLY I
DREAD AN EVENT LIKE THIS, BUT
SEEING HOW KNOTTED UP IT'S
GOTTEN YOU, PICKLES, I'M SURE I
WILL ENJOY IT.
>> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S FUN TO
WATCH SOMEBODY GO THROUGH FAMILY
HELL. >> Skwisgaar: WEDDINGS ARE ONLY
GOOD FOR TWO THINGS -- TAX
BREAKS AND ADULTERY.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
>> Toki: AND KISSINGS AND
HUGGINGS. AND OPENS BARS.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT, TOKI,
REMEMBER, TAKES IT EASY.
LAST TIME, I WAS IN CHARGE OF
YOUS ALL NIGHT.
AND YOUS WAS A SLOPPYS MESS!
>> Toki: YOU DON'TS GOTS TO
WORRY ABOUT OLD TOKI.
>> Nathan: DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY, PICKLES, BUT YOUR --
YOUR BROTHER'S KIND OF, UM...
KIND OF A WEIRD GREEDY DICK, YOU
KNOW?
>> LOOK, PICKLES.
LOOK HOW GREAT YOUR BROTHER'S
DOING. >> Pickles: OH, WHERE AM I
LOOKING? >> LOOK AT HIS HOUSE ROOM.
>> Pickles: WELL, YOU CONVERTED
THE ATTIC.
>> LOOK, HE HAS AN ALL-IN-ONE
FAX MACHINE.
HE'S A PROFESSIONAL.
GO GIVE HIM A HUG.
>> FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT
[BLEEP] HUGGING YOUR OWN
BROTHER?
BEING CLOSE TO HIS [BLEEP] FACE
LIKE THIS.
YOU GOT A COUPLE OF BONES TO
[BLEEP] PROCURE SOME [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] GUYS?
I MEANT TO RESTOCK THE
MINI FRIDGE.
YOU KNOW, RUN OUT OF TIME.
>> Pickles: WHOA, UH, YEAH,
HERE'S, UH...
>> GIVE ME TWO, YOU KNOW, FIVE
HUNDIE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, I
DON'T WANT TO SELL THIS SHORT,
YOU HEAR?
I GOT [BLEEP] DETHKLOK IN MY
[BLEEP] HOUSE ROOM!
HA!
[BLEEP] MITCH AND BOBBY AREN'T
GONNA [BLEEP] BELIEVE THIS.
[BLEEP] EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS
THROWING ME A BACHELOR PARTY!
[BLEEP]
OH, AND BY THE WAY, THIS IS
LITTLE AMBER, THE LOVE OF MY
[BLEEP] HEART.
ISN'T SHE AN ANGEL?
TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND.
>> Nathan: BOY, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE LOVE, IS THERE?
>> Toki: OH, NO, IT'S GREAT.
>> Murderface: HE'S REALLY GONNA
BE A GOOD HUSBAND.
>> Pickles: SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S
DRINKING. HE SAID HE'S NOT DRINKING
ANYMORE. >> Murderface: I'M SURE HE'S
TRUE TO HIS WORD.
>> Nathan: HE'S HAVING A LOT OF
ALCOHOL, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S OFF THE WAGON.
>> Toki: AND WHO ARE THOSE
GOOFBALLS? >> Pickles: OH, THOSE ARE SETH'S
PALS, YOU KNOW?
A COUPLE OF HIGH-SCHOOL DROPOUTS
WHO SCAM ON TEENAGE CHICKS AND
STEAL AND RUN CRYSTAL-METH
HOUSES.
YOU KNOW, BEAT UP KIDS, ROB,
LIE, POSSIBLY KILL.
>> Murderface: AWESOME!
>> LET'S GO, RICH BITCH!
>> HEY [BLEEP] THROW DOWN SOME
CASH. WE'RE GETTING SETH A [BLEEP]
LAP DANCE. >> YEAH, RICH BITCH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ Slurring ] YEAH!
LADIES AND [BLEEP] GENTLEMEN,
MMM!
I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO [BLEEP]
CHECK OUT MY BROTHER PICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
[BLEEP] DETHKLOK.
AND, WELL, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
KILL US.
[ MUMBLING ]
...MY BROTHER.
[ MUMBLING ]
...[BLEEP] HARD LIFE, YOU KNOW.
AND THEN -- AND, LIKE [BLEEP]
GIVE [BLEEP] TO HIM THE [BLEEP]
MOST AMAZING GIFT --
THE GIFT OF EROS.
>> HOW ABOUT AN H-JOB?
>> Skwisgaar: HEY, PICKLE!
TRYS NOT TO GET HEPATITIS C FROM
THATS! HEY, THOSE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
SKANKYS. >> Nathan: YEAH, THOSE GIRLS
ARE -- I'D DO THEM.
>> Skwisgaar: YES, I'D DO THEMS,
TOO. >> Pickles: SHOULD WE CALL IT A
NIGHT? >> OH, NO, YOU [BLEEP] DON'T!
I JUST [BLEEP] ORDERED SHOTS.
>> EVERYBODY, CAN WE HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION?
SETHY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE
[BLEEP] SPEECH, YOU KNOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, SETH!
>> WEDDING-REHEARSAL DINNER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ANYWAY, HERE GOES.
MY BIG BROTHER GOT EVERYTHING IN
LIFE, AND I GOT [BLEEP]
[ CHUCKLES ]
EVERYTHING WAS [BLEEP] HANDED TO
HIM ON A SILVER [BLEEP] PLATTER.
THINGS ARE GONNA BE [BLEEP]
DIFFERENT.
I GOT MY [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
TOGETHER NOW.
I GOT A [BLEEP] WIFE AND A
[BLEEP] MOUTH TO FEED ON THE
WAY, SO IT MAKES ME [BLEEP]
RESPONSIBLE, YOU KNOW.
AND I GOT -- I ALSO GOT SEVERAL
[BLEEP] BUSINESS ENDEAVORS, YOU
KNOW, COMING UP WITH DETHKLOK.
IT'S ALL GOOD, YOU KNOW.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT
[BLEEP] DETHKLOK GOT ME FOR A
WEDDING GIFT. THANK YOU!
>> WAY TO GO, SETH!
>> Nathan: HE'S TRYING TO
ESCAPE! >> Pickles: NO!
NO! NO!
>> Nathan: WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA
RUN AWAY AND LEAVE US HERE?
>> Pickles: I DIDN'T KNOW!
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE
LIKE THIS! I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW!
>> Murderface: A WEDDING!
A FAMILY WEDDING! >> Pickles: [ CRIES ]
STOP HITTING ME!
>> Murderface: CAN'T HELP IT!
>> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR THAT
SPEECH? EVERYBODY'S ON HIS SIDE.
THEY -- LET'S LEAVE. LET'S LEAVE NOW.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
>> Nathan: DON'T BE STUPID,
PICKLES. >> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR HIM
TALKING ABOUT DETHKLOK BUSINESS
ENDEAVORS? >> Nathan: I KNOW, PICKLES.
I KNOW.
LOOK, WE CAN'T LEAVE.
NOT YET.
IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Murderface: HILARIOUS!
>> Nathan: IT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> HEY, PICKLES!
I NEED YOUR, YOU KNOW, CRACK CAR
FOR A SECOND.
>> Nathan: HE'S GETTING AWAY
AGAIN! GET HIM!
>> Pickles: NO! NO! NO!
>> DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE
GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN IN
HOLY MATRIMONY SETH AND AMBER.
>> Skwisgaar: HEH, THE MIDWEST.
WHOA.
A BUNCH OF SWEDES CAME HERE OVER
200 YEARS AGO AND GOT FAT AND
UGLY. I LOVES IT.
>> Toki: OH, YOU KNOW IT!
[ LAUGHS ]
FATS AND UGLY!
>> Skwisgaar: TAKES IT EASY ON
THE SAUCE.
>> Toki: OH, YOUS TAKES IT EASY
ON THE SAUCE.
YOU'RE NOTS THE BOSS OF ME.
I GONNA GO GETS ANOTHER.
YOU WANTS ONE? >> Skwisgaar: YEAH.
>> HEY, HEY.
YOU KNOW, THERE SOMETHING
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW.
YOU'RE MUSICIANS.
YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.
UH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE GUITAR AND THE BASS
GUITAR?
>> Toki: ME GONNA DO SOLO
ALBUMS.
ALL TOKI.
GONNA BE CALLED "TOKI."
IT'S THE KING! ALL DONE.
MMM.
OH, I GONNA THROWS UP.
THROWS UP AND TAKES A NAP.
GOOD NIGHTS! >> I GOT A NIECE.
SHE'S THINKING OF GOING TO ART
SCHOOL. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU THINK THAT
MIGHT HELP OUT AT ALL?
YOU GUYS GOT THAT LONG HAIR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MY MOM HAD LONG HAIR.
DOES THE STRETCH PANTS HURT WHEN
YOU SING?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO LEARN?
TO PLAY THE PIANO WITHOUT A
COLOR CHART.
♪ BLUE, ORANGE, GREEN ♪
♪ BLUE, BLUE ♪ ♪ BLUE, ORANGE ♪
>> Murderface: OH, LOOK, IT'S
[BLEEP] FACE AND DILDO LICKER.
>> Nathan: OH, THANK GOD.
WHAT'S UP, DILDOS?
>> HEY, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF
[BLEEP] ALCOHOL!
>> YEAH, IT'S ALL GONE.
>> Nathan: OH, YOU WANT TO TALK
TO PICKLES RIGHT OVER THERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN,
EVERYBODY.
I GUESS PICKLES' BAND IS GONNA
PLAY. >> Nathan: ♪ I WOULD LIKE TO
TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TWO OF
YOU ♪
♪ YOU GUYS ARE A VISION OF
HELL ♪
♪ DEATH WILL DO YOU PART ♪
♪ NOW KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE ♪
♪ SO GLAD, SUCH A BIG STEP
YOU MADE ♪ ♪ TIED THE KNOT,
ROTTING BLACKENED VEINS ♪
♪ OPEN BAR HAS CLOSED FOREVER ♪
♪ SPEND YOUR [BLEEP] LIVES
TOGETHER ♪
♪ TIME PASSES ♪
♪ WE ROT ♪
♪ GOOD RIDDANCE ♪
♪ MY OWN THOUGHTS ♪
♪ TRAPPED IN A CAGE ♪
♪ BEHIND THE FENCES ♪
♪ MUST YOU COMPLETE ♪
♪ ALL OF MY SENTENCES? ♪
[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]
♪ ONLY WAY OUT IS YOUR DEATH ♪
>> WELL, THIS IS THE BIG [BLEEP]
MOMENT.
THE [BLEEP] BIG GIFT FROM
DETHKLOK.
WONDER WHAT IT'S GONNA BE, YOU
KNOW?
SHOULD I OPEN IT?
>> OPEN THE GIFT!
>> I THINK IT'S GONNA BE [BLEEP]
SWEET! >> Toki: OPENS IT!
>> ALL RIGHT.
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP] HERE GOES NOTHING.
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP]
YOU [BLEEP] PENNY-PINCHING
[BLEEP]
>> Toki: IT'S WHAT YOU
REGISTERED FOR AT CratenBarrel!
>> [BLEEP] PICKLES!
YOU [BLEEP] PIECE OF [BLEEP]
HOW [BLEEP] DARE YOU COME AND
RUIN MY [BLEEP] WEDDING?!
>> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
AAH!
>> Nathan: THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS SOME GOOD DRAMA.
>> Murderface: YOU CAN'T PAY FOR
THIS. >> Nathan: NO, YOU CAN'T.
IT JUST SIMPLY IS.
>> Murderface: IT'S LIKE AN
ECLIPSE OR SOMETHING. YOU GOT TO BE THERE.
>> Nathan: YOU GOT TO BE THERE.
>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, WE BETTERS
LEAVES! THE COPS IS HERES!
>> Toki: YEAH, THE PIGS' SIRENS IS GOING OFFS!
SCRAMBLES!
>> Pickles: WILL YOU GUYS QUIT
STARING AT ME, PLEASE?
>> Murderface: I'VE NEVER SEEN
SO MUCH BLOOD AT A WEDDING.
AWESOME. >> Nathan: MAN, YOU REALLY BEAT
UP YOUR BROTHER. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
>> Pickles: BUT, DUDE, I FEEL
BAD FOR HIM.
>> Nathan: BUT YOU JUST BEAT HIM
UP. IT WAS AWESOME.
WHY WOULD YOU -- >> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I FEEL BAD FOR HIM. I HATE IT.
>> Skwisgaar: OH, BUT IT'S NOTS
SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE, FOR, YOU
SEES, WE ARE AIMLESS HATE-FILLED
ANIMALS SCAMPERING AWAY INTO THE
NIGHTS.
>> Toki: THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR, YOU SEE, THAT'S WHATS
FAMILYS IS.
PEOPLES WHATS YOU HATES.
>> Pickles: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT. >> Charles: YOU, UH, WANTED TO
SEE ME. >> Pickles: LOOK, I FEEL BAD
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.
CAN'T WE JUST GIVE MY BROTHER A
JOB AND JUST GET HIM OFF --
>> Murderface: OH, Y-YOU
REALLY -- YOU REALLY WANT THAT
GUY WORKING FOR US?
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY
TO SOLVE IT.
>> Charles: WELL, ACTUALLY,
PICKLES, IF YOU WANT TO INVOLVE
YOUR BROTHER IN THE DETHKLOK
COMPANY, THERE MAY BE A JOB
OPENING -- A VERY DANGEROUS JOB
OPENING VERY FAR AWAY.
BUT IF YOU WERE OKAY WITH THIS,
HE COULD BE PLACED IN CHARGE OF
DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA.