1 00:00:01,310 --> 00:00:02,812 >> BIG DETHKLOK-RELATED NEWS 2 00:00:02,879 --> 00:00:04,313 TODAY IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA. 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,049 THE HEAD OF DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA 4 00:00:06,115 --> 00:00:07,817 WAS VIOLENTLY ASSASSINATED BY A 5 00:00:07,884 --> 00:00:09,318 TEAM OF TERRORISTS WHO ARE 6 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:11,054 REFERRING TO THEMSELVES AS THE 7 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,555 REVENGENCERS. 8 00:00:12,622 --> 00:00:14,490 DETHKLOK HAD NO COMMENT. 9 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,492 >> Nathan: OKAY, SUBPOENA, 10 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,828 SUBPOENA, SUBPOENA, NETFLIX -- 11 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:20,096 AWESOME. 12 00:00:20,163 --> 00:00:21,998 NAKED-LADY FAN MAIL -- POSSIBLY 13 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,533 AWESOME, POSSIBLY HORRIBLE. 14 00:00:23,599 --> 00:00:24,834 SUBPOENA. 15 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:25,668 OH, WHAT'S THIS? PICKLES. 16 00:00:26,369 --> 00:00:28,638 >> Pickles: OH. 17 00:00:28,704 --> 00:00:29,539 >> HEY, PICKLES. 18 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:30,773 IT'S YOUR BROTHER, SETH. 19 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,208 AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND I 20 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,810 KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME TOUGH TIMES, 21 00:00:33,876 --> 00:00:35,078 BUT I'VE REALLY CHANGED. 22 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:36,512 CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE. 23 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:38,181 I'M SOBER NOW, AND WITH MY NEW 24 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,949 CLARITY, I'VE FOUND THE WORLD IS 25 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:41,684 AN AWESOME AND WONDERFUL PLACE. 26 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,486 I'M GETTING MARRIED, AND WE WANT 27 00:00:43,553 --> 00:00:45,221 YOU AND DETHKLOK TO COME TO OUR 28 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:46,089 WEDDING. 29 00:00:46,155 --> 00:00:49,759 REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR HEART. 30 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:50,693 >> Nathan: ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 31 00:00:51,627 --> 00:00:52,829 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 32 00:00:52,895 --> 00:00:53,763 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 33 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:55,665 ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 34 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:58,701 DETHKLOK! ♪ 35 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,203 >> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS 36 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,872 IF DETHKLOK IS PARTICIPATING IN 37 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,006 A WEDDING. 38 00:01:04,073 --> 00:01:04,907 GENERAL CROZIER. 39 00:01:04,974 --> 00:01:06,342 >> Crozier: PICKLES' BROTHER, 40 00:01:06,409 --> 00:01:07,877 SETH, WAS RECENTLY RELEASED FROM 41 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,278 WISCONSIN STATE PRISON AFTER 42 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,980 SERVING EIGHT MONTHS FOR DRIVING 43 00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:12,381 INTOXICATED, SELLING FAKE 44 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:13,716 COCAINE TO AN UNDERCOVER 45 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:14,951 OFFICER, AND BEATING A 46 00:01:15,017 --> 00:01:16,285 PROSTITUTE WITH A BRICK. 47 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:17,820 >> Orlaag: SETH IS A VIOLENT 48 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:19,522 PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND CHARLATAN. 49 00:01:19,589 --> 00:01:20,723 I BELIEVE HIS REASONS FOR 50 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,058 MARRIAGE MAY SIMPLY BE FOR A 51 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,326 CHANCE TO REUNITE WITH HIS 52 00:01:23,392 --> 00:01:24,193 BROTHER'S WEALTH. 53 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:25,661 >> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, OUR 54 00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:28,197 WEDDING EXPERT, DR. MILMINAMAN- 55 00:01:28,264 --> 00:01:30,032 LANILIM-SWINWAMLY. 56 00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:31,634 DR. MILMINAMAN- 57 00:01:31,701 --> 00:01:33,202 LANILIM-SWINWAMLY? 58 00:01:33,269 --> 00:01:34,937 >> GENTLEMEN, THE AMERICAN 59 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:36,873 WEDDING IS A DARK AND FEARFUL 60 00:01:36,939 --> 00:01:37,773 SHAM. 61 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,342 THE EVENT ITSELF IS DESIGNED TO 62 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:41,077 INCITE ANGER AND DRAIN LOVED 63 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,912 ONES OF PATIENCE, SUPPORT, AND 64 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:43,813 MONEY. 65 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,848 MOST MARRIAGES FAIL MISERABLY IN 66 00:01:45,915 --> 00:01:46,816 TWO YEARS. 67 00:01:46,883 --> 00:01:49,152 OTHERS END IN MURDER-SUICIDES. 68 00:01:49,218 --> 00:01:50,820 A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THEM END 69 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:52,321 WITH A TERM WE LIKE TO CALL 70 00:01:52,388 --> 00:01:53,322 "LIVABLE HATRED." 71 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:54,924 >> Orlaag: MARRIAGE HAS ALWAYS 72 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,592 BEEN A BLACK AND REPUGNANT SORE 73 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:57,560 ON HUMAN LIVING. 74 00:01:57,627 --> 00:01:59,295 >> SINCE THE EARLY 1900s, 75 00:01:59,362 --> 00:02:01,230 MARRIAGE HAS BEEN SPUN BY THE 76 00:02:01,297 --> 00:02:02,798 VENDORS AND MARKETERS. 77 00:02:02,865 --> 00:02:04,567 THE PEOPLE THAT FIND IT THE MOST 78 00:02:04,634 --> 00:02:06,335 ATTRACTIVE ARE WEDDING PLANNERS, 79 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:07,770 CratenBarrel, AND THE VARIOUS 80 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:08,971 RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS. 81 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:10,406 >> Crozier: DETHKLOK SHOULD BE 82 00:02:10,473 --> 00:02:11,641 KEPT AS FAR AWAY FROM THE 83 00:02:11,707 --> 00:02:12,942 INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE AS 84 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:13,809 POSSIBLE. 85 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:14,911 MARRIAGE IS SUFFERING ENOUGH. 86 00:02:14,977 --> 00:02:16,078 >> Selatcia: WE MUSTN'T 87 00:02:16,145 --> 00:02:17,079 INTERVENE, GENERAL. 88 00:02:17,146 --> 00:02:19,215 WE WILL ALLOW DETHKLOK TO 89 00:02:19,282 --> 00:02:23,352 EXPERIENCE THE BLACKNESS. 90 00:02:26,956 --> 00:02:28,324 >> Murderface: WELL, NORMALLY I 91 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:29,659 DREAD AN EVENT LIKE THIS, BUT 92 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:30,893 SEEING HOW KNOTTED UP IT'S 93 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,295 GOTTEN YOU, PICKLES, I'M SURE I 94 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,129 WILL ENJOY IT. 95 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,363 >> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S FUN TO 96 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:35,831 WATCH SOMEBODY GO THROUGH FAMILY 97 00:02:35,898 --> 00:02:36,732 HELL. >> Skwisgaar: WEDDINGS ARE ONLY 98 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,868 GOOD FOR TWO THINGS -- TAX 99 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,469 BREAKS AND ADULTERY. 100 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,237 THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 101 00:02:41,304 --> 00:02:42,271 >> Toki: AND KISSINGS AND 102 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:42,905 HUGGINGS. AND OPENS BARS. 103 00:02:43,839 --> 00:02:45,174 >> Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT, TOKI, 104 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:46,475 REMEMBER, TAKES IT EASY. 105 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,977 LAST TIME, I WAS IN CHARGE OF 106 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:48,878 YOUS ALL NIGHT. 107 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:50,079 AND YOUS WAS A SLOPPYS MESS! 108 00:02:50,146 --> 00:02:51,314 >> Toki: YOU DON'TS GOTS TO 109 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,281 WORRY ABOUT OLD TOKI. 110 00:02:52,348 --> 00:02:53,616 >> Nathan: DON'T TAKE THIS THE 111 00:02:53,683 --> 00:02:54,984 WRONG WAY, PICKLES, BUT YOUR -- 112 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,319 YOUR BROTHER'S KIND OF, UM... 113 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,987 KIND OF A WEIRD GREEDY DICK, YOU 114 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:01,791 KNOW? 115 00:03:01,857 --> 00:03:02,825 >> LOOK, PICKLES. 116 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,427 LOOK HOW GREAT YOUR BROTHER'S 117 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:05,228 DOING. >> Pickles: OH, WHERE AM I 118 00:03:06,028 --> 00:03:06,762 LOOKING? >> LOOK AT HIS HOUSE ROOM. 119 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,898 >> Pickles: WELL, YOU CONVERTED 120 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:09,765 THE ATTIC. 121 00:03:09,832 --> 00:03:11,033 >> LOOK, HE HAS AN ALL-IN-ONE 122 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:11,834 FAX MACHINE. 123 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,135 HE'S A PROFESSIONAL. 124 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:14,870 GO GIVE HIM A HUG. 125 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:16,439 >> FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT 126 00:03:16,505 --> 00:03:17,940 [BLEEP] HUGGING YOUR OWN 127 00:03:18,007 --> 00:03:18,874 BROTHER? 128 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:21,177 BEING CLOSE TO HIS [BLEEP] FACE 129 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,713 LIKE THIS. 130 00:03:23,779 --> 00:03:25,181 YOU GOT A COUPLE OF BONES TO 131 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,649 [BLEEP] PROCURE SOME [BLEEP] 132 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:27,450 [BLEEP] GUYS? 133 00:03:27,516 --> 00:03:28,451 I MEANT TO RESTOCK THE 134 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:29,252 MINI FRIDGE. 135 00:03:29,318 --> 00:03:30,453 YOU KNOW, RUN OUT OF TIME. 136 00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:31,921 >> Pickles: WHOA, UH, YEAH, 137 00:03:31,988 --> 00:03:32,755 HERE'S, UH... 138 00:03:32,822 --> 00:03:34,357 >> GIVE ME TWO, YOU KNOW, FIVE 139 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,191 HUNDIE. 140 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,226 YOU KNOW, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, I 141 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:38,661 DON'T WANT TO SELL THIS SHORT, 142 00:03:38,728 --> 00:03:39,495 YOU HEAR? 143 00:03:39,562 --> 00:03:40,763 I GOT [BLEEP] DETHKLOK IN MY 144 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:41,864 [BLEEP] HOUSE ROOM! 145 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:42,698 HA! 146 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,033 [BLEEP] MITCH AND BOBBY AREN'T 147 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,234 GONNA [BLEEP] BELIEVE THIS. 148 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:47,136 [BLEEP] EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS 149 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:48,971 THROWING ME A BACHELOR PARTY! 150 00:03:49,038 --> 00:03:50,106 [BLEEP] 151 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:51,507 OH, AND BY THE WAY, THIS IS 152 00:03:51,574 --> 00:03:53,442 LITTLE AMBER, THE LOVE OF MY 153 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,343 [BLEEP] HEART. 154 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:55,544 ISN'T SHE AN ANGEL? 155 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,780 TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND. 156 00:03:57,847 --> 00:03:59,081 >> Nathan: BOY, THERE'S NOTHING 157 00:03:59,148 --> 00:03:59,982 LIKE LOVE, IS THERE? 158 00:04:00,049 --> 00:04:01,117 >> Toki: OH, NO, IT'S GREAT. 159 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:02,451 >> Murderface: HE'S REALLY GONNA 160 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:03,352 BE A GOOD HUSBAND. 161 00:04:03,419 --> 00:04:04,654 >> Pickles: SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 162 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,755 I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 163 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:06,555 DRINKING. HE SAID HE'S NOT DRINKING 164 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:08,190 ANYMORE. >> Murderface: I'M SURE HE'S 165 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:09,925 TRUE TO HIS WORD. 166 00:04:09,992 --> 00:04:11,127 >> Nathan: HE'S HAVING A LOT OF 167 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:12,395 ALCOHOL, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 168 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:13,262 HE'S OFF THE WAGON. 169 00:04:13,329 --> 00:04:14,397 >> Toki: AND WHO ARE THOSE 170 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,298 GOOFBALLS? >> Pickles: OH, THOSE ARE SETH'S 171 00:04:16,332 --> 00:04:17,166 PALS, YOU KNOW? 172 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:18,801 A COUPLE OF HIGH-SCHOOL DROPOUTS 173 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:20,503 WHO SCAM ON TEENAGE CHICKS AND 174 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:22,038 STEAL AND RUN CRYSTAL-METH 175 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:22,872 HOUSES. 176 00:04:22,938 --> 00:04:24,240 YOU KNOW, BEAT UP KIDS, ROB, 177 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,408 LIE, POSSIBLY KILL. 178 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,642 >> Murderface: AWESOME! 179 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,044 >> LET'S GO, RICH BITCH! 180 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:29,512 >> HEY [BLEEP] THROW DOWN SOME 181 00:04:29,578 --> 00:04:30,346 CASH. WE'RE GETTING SETH A [BLEEP] 182 00:04:31,247 --> 00:04:31,881 LAP DANCE. >> YEAH, RICH BITCH. 183 00:04:32,748 --> 00:04:33,516 >> [ LAUGHS ] 184 00:04:33,582 --> 00:04:34,583 [ Slurring ] YEAH! 185 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,152 LADIES AND [BLEEP] GENTLEMEN, 186 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:37,053 MMM! 187 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,688 I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO [BLEEP] 188 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:40,623 CHECK OUT MY BROTHER PICKLES. 189 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,291 [ LAUGHS ] 190 00:04:42,358 --> 00:04:43,459 [BLEEP] DETHKLOK. 191 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:46,128 AND, WELL, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T 192 00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:47,096 KILL US. 193 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:48,464 [ MUMBLING ] 194 00:04:48,531 --> 00:04:49,799 ...MY BROTHER. 195 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:52,268 [ MUMBLING ] 196 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,036 ...[BLEEP] HARD LIFE, YOU KNOW. 197 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:56,272 AND THEN -- AND, LIKE [BLEEP] 198 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,641 GIVE [BLEEP] TO HIM THE [BLEEP] 199 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,343 MOST AMAZING GIFT -- 200 00:05:00,409 --> 00:05:05,014 THE GIFT OF EROS. 201 00:05:05,081 --> 00:05:06,882 >> HOW ABOUT AN H-JOB? 202 00:05:06,949 --> 00:05:08,551 >> Skwisgaar: HEY, PICKLE! 203 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:10,586 TRYS NOT TO GET HEPATITIS C FROM 204 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:11,420 THATS! HEY, THOSE GIRLS ARE PRETTY 205 00:05:12,421 --> 00:05:13,189 SKANKYS. >> Nathan: YEAH, THOSE GIRLS 206 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:14,924 ARE -- I'D DO THEM. 207 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,258 >> Skwisgaar: YES, I'D DO THEMS, 208 00:05:16,325 --> 00:05:17,159 TOO. >> Pickles: SHOULD WE CALL IT A 209 00:05:18,127 --> 00:05:18,928 NIGHT? >> OH, NO, YOU [BLEEP] DON'T! 210 00:05:19,962 --> 00:05:23,532 I JUST [BLEEP] ORDERED SHOTS. 211 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:25,534 >> EVERYBODY, CAN WE HAVE YOUR 212 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:26,369 ATTENTION? 213 00:05:26,435 --> 00:05:29,171 SETHY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. 214 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:30,473 >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE 215 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,408 [BLEEP] SPEECH, YOU KNOW. 216 00:05:32,475 --> 00:05:33,275 >> ALL RIGHT, SETH! 217 00:05:33,342 --> 00:05:34,443 >> WEDDING-REHEARSAL DINNER. 218 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:35,544 [ CHUCKLES ] 219 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:37,747 ANYWAY, HERE GOES. 220 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:39,849 MY BIG BROTHER GOT EVERYTHING IN 221 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:41,417 LIFE, AND I GOT [BLEEP] 222 00:05:41,484 --> 00:05:42,585 [ CHUCKLES ] 223 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:43,953 EVERYTHING WAS [BLEEP] HANDED TO 224 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:45,287 HIM ON A SILVER [BLEEP] PLATTER. 225 00:05:45,354 --> 00:05:46,822 THINGS ARE GONNA BE [BLEEP] 226 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,590 DIFFERENT. 227 00:05:47,656 --> 00:05:49,158 I GOT MY [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 228 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:50,159 TOGETHER NOW. 229 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:51,694 I GOT A [BLEEP] WIFE AND A 230 00:05:51,761 --> 00:05:53,295 [BLEEP] MOUTH TO FEED ON THE 231 00:05:53,362 --> 00:05:54,864 WAY, SO IT MAKES ME [BLEEP] 232 00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:56,899 RESPONSIBLE, YOU KNOW. 233 00:05:56,966 --> 00:05:58,334 AND I GOT -- I ALSO GOT SEVERAL 234 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,735 [BLEEP] BUSINESS ENDEAVORS, YOU 235 00:05:59,802 --> 00:06:01,937 KNOW, COMING UP WITH DETHKLOK. 236 00:06:02,004 --> 00:06:03,005 IT'S ALL GOOD, YOU KNOW. 237 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:03,873 IT'S ALL GOOD. 238 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:04,974 I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT 239 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,208 [BLEEP] DETHKLOK GOT ME FOR A 240 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:06,876 WEDDING GIFT. THANK YOU! 241 00:06:07,643 --> 00:06:08,444 >> WAY TO GO, SETH! 242 00:06:08,511 --> 00:06:09,645 >> Nathan: HE'S TRYING TO 243 00:06:09,712 --> 00:06:10,279 ESCAPE! >> Pickles: NO! 244 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:12,281 NO! NO! 245 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:13,516 >> Nathan: WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA 246 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,650 RUN AWAY AND LEAVE US HERE? 247 00:06:14,717 --> 00:06:15,751 >> Pickles: I DIDN'T KNOW! 248 00:06:15,818 --> 00:06:16,986 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE 249 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:17,853 LIKE THIS! I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW! 250 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:20,022 >> Murderface: A WEDDING! 251 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:20,956 A FAMILY WEDDING! >> Pickles: [ CRIES ] 252 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:22,792 STOP HITTING ME! 253 00:06:22,858 --> 00:06:23,926 >> Murderface: CAN'T HELP IT! 254 00:06:23,993 --> 00:06:25,194 >> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR THAT 255 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:25,961 SPEECH? EVERYBODY'S ON HIS SIDE. 256 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:27,630 THEY -- LET'S LEAVE. LET'S LEAVE NOW. 257 00:06:28,464 --> 00:06:29,265 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 258 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:30,466 >> Nathan: DON'T BE STUPID, 259 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:31,300 PICKLES. >> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR HIM 260 00:06:32,268 --> 00:06:33,469 TALKING ABOUT DETHKLOK BUSINESS 261 00:06:33,536 --> 00:06:34,303 ENDEAVORS? >> Nathan: I KNOW, PICKLES. 262 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:35,938 I KNOW. 263 00:06:36,005 --> 00:06:37,440 LOOK, WE CAN'T LEAVE. 264 00:06:37,506 --> 00:06:38,474 NOT YET. 265 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:40,443 IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY. 266 00:06:40,509 --> 00:06:41,243 [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,344 >> Murderface: HILARIOUS! 268 00:06:42,411 --> 00:06:43,679 >> Nathan: IT'S REALLY GOOD. 269 00:06:43,746 --> 00:06:44,747 >> HEY, PICKLES! 270 00:06:44,814 --> 00:06:46,615 I NEED YOUR, YOU KNOW, CRACK CAR 271 00:06:46,682 --> 00:06:48,651 FOR A SECOND. 272 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:49,885 >> Nathan: HE'S GETTING AWAY 273 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:50,386 AGAIN! GET HIM! 274 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,188 >> Pickles: NO! NO! NO! 275 00:06:52,254 --> 00:06:54,190 >> DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE 276 00:06:54,256 --> 00:06:56,525 GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN IN 277 00:06:56,592 --> 00:07:00,296 HOLY MATRIMONY SETH AND AMBER. 278 00:07:01,931 --> 00:07:03,399 >> Skwisgaar: HEH, THE MIDWEST. 279 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,300 WHOA. 280 00:07:04,366 --> 00:07:05,434 A BUNCH OF SWEDES CAME HERE OVER 281 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:07,636 200 YEARS AGO AND GOT FAT AND 282 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:08,404 UGLY. I LOVES IT. 283 00:07:09,371 --> 00:07:11,073 >> Toki: OH, YOU KNOW IT! 284 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,241 [ LAUGHS ] 285 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:13,676 FATS AND UGLY! 286 00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:15,177 >> Skwisgaar: TAKES IT EASY ON 287 00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:16,078 THE SAUCE. 288 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,346 >> Toki: OH, YOUS TAKES IT EASY 289 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:18,180 ON THE SAUCE. 290 00:07:18,247 --> 00:07:19,348 YOU'RE NOTS THE BOSS OF ME. 291 00:07:19,415 --> 00:07:20,483 I GONNA GO GETS ANOTHER. 292 00:07:20,549 --> 00:07:21,217 YOU WANTS ONE? >> Skwisgaar: YEAH. 293 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:22,952 >> HEY, HEY. 294 00:07:23,018 --> 00:07:23,953 YOU KNOW, THERE SOMETHING 295 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,354 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. 296 00:07:25,421 --> 00:07:26,255 YOU'RE MUSICIANS. 297 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:27,289 YOU CAN HELP ME OUT. 298 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:29,692 UH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE 299 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:32,561 BETWEEN THE GUITAR AND THE BASS 300 00:07:32,628 --> 00:07:33,829 GUITAR? 301 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:35,631 >> Toki: ME GONNA DO SOLO 302 00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:36,332 ALBUMS. 303 00:07:36,398 --> 00:07:37,933 ALL TOKI. 304 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,236 GONNA BE CALLED "TOKI." 305 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:43,005 IT'S THE KING! ALL DONE. 306 00:07:43,072 --> 00:07:44,607 MMM. 307 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,409 OH, I GONNA THROWS UP. 308 00:07:47,476 --> 00:07:50,813 THROWS UP AND TAKES A NAP. 309 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,680 GOOD NIGHTS! >> I GOT A NIECE. 310 00:07:52,615 --> 00:07:53,949 SHE'S THINKING OF GOING TO ART 311 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:54,617 SCHOOL. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 312 00:07:55,584 --> 00:07:57,219 IS THAT SOMETHING YOU THINK THAT 313 00:07:57,286 --> 00:07:58,621 MIGHT HELP OUT AT ALL? 314 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,322 YOU GUYS GOT THAT LONG HAIR. 315 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:01,123 [ CHUCKLES ] 316 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,458 MY MOM HAD LONG HAIR. 317 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,360 DOES THE STRETCH PANTS HURT WHEN 318 00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:05,261 YOU SING? 319 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:06,996 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO LEARN? 320 00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:09,431 TO PLAY THE PIANO WITHOUT A 321 00:08:09,498 --> 00:08:10,733 COLOR CHART. 322 00:08:10,799 --> 00:08:12,601 ♪ BLUE, ORANGE, GREEN ♪ 323 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:13,335 ♪ BLUE, BLUE ♪ ♪ BLUE, ORANGE ♪ 324 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:15,137 >> Murderface: OH, LOOK, IT'S 325 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,338 [BLEEP] FACE AND DILDO LICKER. 326 00:08:16,405 --> 00:08:17,473 >> Nathan: OH, THANK GOD. 327 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,340 WHAT'S UP, DILDOS? 328 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:19,575 >> HEY, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF 329 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:20,376 [BLEEP] ALCOHOL! 330 00:08:20,442 --> 00:08:21,443 >> YEAH, IT'S ALL GONE. 331 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:22,811 >> Nathan: OH, YOU WANT TO TALK 332 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,914 TO PICKLES RIGHT OVER THERE. 333 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:30,419 >> ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN, 334 00:08:30,486 --> 00:08:31,287 EVERYBODY. 335 00:08:31,353 --> 00:08:33,322 I GUESS PICKLES' BAND IS GONNA 336 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:34,223 PLAY. >> Nathan: ♪ I WOULD LIKE TO 337 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:36,358 TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY 338 00:08:36,425 --> 00:08:38,027 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TWO OF 339 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,328 YOU ♪ 340 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:41,664 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE A VISION OF 341 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,732 HELL ♪ 342 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,200 ♪ DEATH WILL DO YOU PART ♪ 343 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:46,335 ♪ NOW KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE ♪ 344 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:48,070 ♪ SO GLAD, SUCH A BIG STEP 345 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:48,737 YOU MADE ♪ ♪ TIED THE KNOT, 346 00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:51,240 ROTTING BLACKENED VEINS ♪ 347 00:08:51,307 --> 00:08:53,342 ♪ OPEN BAR HAS CLOSED FOREVER ♪ 348 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,010 ♪ SPEND YOUR [BLEEP] LIVES 349 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:55,945 TOGETHER ♪ 350 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:57,146 ♪ TIME PASSES ♪ 351 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,480 ♪ WE ROT ♪ 352 00:08:58,547 --> 00:08:59,548 ♪ GOOD RIDDANCE ♪ 353 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:00,783 ♪ MY OWN THOUGHTS ♪ 354 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:01,917 ♪ TRAPPED IN A CAGE ♪ 355 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:03,085 ♪ BEHIND THE FENCES ♪ 356 00:09:03,152 --> 00:09:04,286 ♪ MUST YOU COMPLETE ♪ 357 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:06,021 ♪ ALL OF MY SENTENCES? ♪ 358 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,357 [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ] 359 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,600 ♪ ONLY WAY OUT IS YOUR DEATH ♪ 360 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,301 >> WELL, THIS IS THE BIG [BLEEP] 361 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:20,102 MOMENT. 362 00:09:20,169 --> 00:09:21,537 THE [BLEEP] BIG GIFT FROM 363 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,805 DETHKLOK. 364 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,273 WONDER WHAT IT'S GONNA BE, YOU 365 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:25,207 KNOW? 366 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:26,208 SHOULD I OPEN IT? 367 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,076 >> OPEN THE GIFT! 368 00:09:27,142 --> 00:09:28,444 >> I THINK IT'S GONNA BE [BLEEP] 369 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,111 SWEET! >> Toki: OPENS IT! 370 00:09:30,079 --> 00:09:30,980 >> ALL RIGHT. 371 00:09:31,046 --> 00:09:32,047 [BLEEP] 372 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,050 [BLEEP] HERE GOES NOTHING. 373 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,418 WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP] 374 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:37,953 WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP] 375 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,221 YOU [BLEEP] PENNY-PINCHING 376 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:39,955 [BLEEP] 377 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:41,423 >> Toki: IT'S WHAT YOU 378 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,392 REGISTERED FOR AT CratenBarrel! 379 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,893 >> [BLEEP] PICKLES! 380 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,062 YOU [BLEEP] PIECE OF [BLEEP] 381 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,564 HOW [BLEEP] DARE YOU COME AND 382 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,898 RUIN MY [BLEEP] WEDDING?! 383 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,567 >> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S 384 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,267 IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 385 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,303 AAH! 386 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:56,171 AAH! 387 00:09:56,238 --> 00:09:57,239 >> Nathan: THIS IS GREAT. 388 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,273 THIS IS SOME GOOD DRAMA. 389 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,608 >> Murderface: YOU CAN'T PAY FOR 390 00:09:59,675 --> 00:10:00,409 THIS. >> Nathan: NO, YOU CAN'T. 391 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,844 IT JUST SIMPLY IS. 392 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,012 >> Murderface: IT'S LIKE AN 393 00:10:03,078 --> 00:10:03,946 ECLIPSE OR SOMETHING. YOU GOT TO BE THERE. 394 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,115 >> Nathan: YOU GOT TO BE THERE. 395 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:07,383 >> Skwisgaar: GUYS, WE BETTERS 396 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:08,050 LEAVES! THE COPS IS HERES! 397 00:10:09,018 --> 00:10:09,885 >> Toki: YEAH, THE PIGS' SIRENS IS GOING OFFS! 398 00:10:10,619 --> 00:10:12,454 SCRAMBLES! 399 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:13,689 >> Pickles: WILL YOU GUYS QUIT 400 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:14,623 STARING AT ME, PLEASE? 401 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:15,858 >> Murderface: I'VE NEVER SEEN 402 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:16,992 SO MUCH BLOOD AT A WEDDING. 403 00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:17,893 AWESOME. >> Nathan: MAN, YOU REALLY BEAT 404 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:19,461 UP YOUR BROTHER. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 405 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,497 >> Pickles: BUT, DUDE, I FEEL 406 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:22,398 BAD FOR HIM. 407 00:10:22,464 --> 00:10:23,399 >> Nathan: BUT YOU JUST BEAT HIM 408 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:24,033 UP. IT WAS AWESOME. 409 00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:25,534 WHY WOULD YOU -- >> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW WHY. 410 00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:27,169 I FEEL BAD FOR HIM. I HATE IT. 411 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:28,971 >> Skwisgaar: OH, BUT IT'S NOTS 412 00:10:29,038 --> 00:10:30,272 SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE, FOR, YOU 413 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,307 SEES, WE ARE AIMLESS HATE-FILLED 414 00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:34,343 ANIMALS SCAMPERING AWAY INTO THE 415 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:35,077 NIGHTS. 416 00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:36,478 >> Toki: THAT'S RIGHT. 417 00:10:36,545 --> 00:10:38,447 FOR, YOU SEE, THAT'S WHATS 418 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,448 FAMILYS IS. 419 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,884 PEOPLES WHATS YOU HATES. 420 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,352 >> Pickles: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE 421 00:10:43,419 --> 00:10:44,219 RIGHT. >> Charles: YOU, UH, WANTED TO 422 00:10:44,987 --> 00:10:45,754 SEE ME. >> Pickles: LOOK, I FEEL BAD 423 00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:47,723 ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 424 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,124 CAN'T WE JUST GIVE MY BROTHER A 425 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,392 JOB AND JUST GET HIM OFF -- 426 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,560 >> Murderface: OH, Y-YOU 427 00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:52,961 REALLY -- YOU REALLY WANT THAT 428 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:53,896 GUY WORKING FOR US? 429 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,297 THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY 430 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,131 TO SOLVE IT. 431 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,166 >> Charles: WELL, ACTUALLY, 432 00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:58,534 PICKLES, IF YOU WANT TO INVOLVE 433 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,768 YOUR BROTHER IN THE DETHKLOK 434 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:00,969 COMPANY, THERE MAY BE A JOB 435 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,338 OPENING -- A VERY DANGEROUS JOB 436 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:05,240 OPENING VERY FAR AWAY. 437 00:11:05,307 --> 00:11:06,875 BUT IF YOU WERE OKAY WITH THIS, 438 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:08,510 HE COULD BE PLACED IN CHARGE OF 439 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,512 DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA.