>> HE'S A LUNATIC REBEL WITH A
HYPERACTIVE DISORDER AND A
LICENSE FOR ROCK WITH A PERMIT
TO ROLL.
HIS NAME IS DR. ROCKSO.
HE'S THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN,
AND HE DOES COCAINE.
BUT WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE
PAINT?
HE WAS THE SON OF A PHYSICAL
THERAPIST, A YOUNG BOY WITH A
PENCHANT FOR TROUBLE NAMED
LEONARD ROCKSTEEN.
ONE DAY WHILE LOOKING IN THE
NEWSPAPER, ROCKSO SPOTTED
SOMETHING.
IT SEEMED THAT ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ
WAS LOOKING FOR A SINGER.
>> HE JUST HAD THE ATTITUDE.
HE WAS LIKE A FIRECRACKER IN
CLOWN PAINT.
>> AND THEY SKYROCKETED TO FAME
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN WAS ON
TOP OF THE WORLD.
>> BUT HE INSISTED THAT HE GET
PAID IN COCAINE.
>> THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO
WORSE, AS ROCKSO'S APPETITE FOR
COCAINE INCREASED.
DR. ROCKSO WAS KICKED OUT OF
ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ, AND AFTER A
SHORT-LIVED SOLO CAREER,
DR. ROCKSO BEGAN MAKING MONEY
AS A PARTY CLOWN FOR HIRE.
>> Murderface: YEAH, AS THE
DETHKLOK SONGWRITER, I MUST SAY
THAT IT'S HARD TO SEE A CLOWN GO
BAD LIKE THAT.
THAT'S A TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW.
>> AND ROCKSO CONTINUED TO
SPIRAL EVEN FURTHER WHEN HE
BECAME THE SUBJECT OF HIS OWN
SHORT-LIVED REALITY SHOW.
>> OH, I'M A BAD CLOWN!
I'M A BAD CLOWN!
[ Crying ] I DO COCAINE!
>> A COCAINE-RAGED ROCKSO BROKE
INTO A TOP-SECRET POLICE STORAGE
FACILITY AND STOLE OVER 1,000
POUNDS OF COCAINE.
HE ESCAPED APPREHENSION AND IS
NOW ONE OF THE TOP 10 MOST
WANTED --
>> Nathan: ROCKSO [BLEEP] CLOWN.
BOY, I REALLY HATE THAT GUY.
>> Skwisgaar: JA.
I SHOULD [BLEEP] HORSEWHIP HIM.
>> Pickles: HE IS A MESS.
>> Toki: OH, HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
>> Murderface: LIKE I SAID IN THE THING, IT'S SAD.
>> Nathan: YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW,
YOU ALSO SAID THAT YOU'RE THE
DETHKLOK SONGWRITER.
>> Murderface: DID I?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> Nathan: YEAH, YOU DID, AND
YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING
EVER. >> Murderface: WHAT ABOUT
"PLANET PISS"? >> Nathan: FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S
NOT DETHKLOK. >> Toki: DUDE, YOU NEVER EVEN
COMPLETED ONE SONG.
>> Murderface: WELL, THAT'S NOT
TO SAY I'M NOT CAPABLE OF
WRITING A SONG. >> Nathan: IN THIS CASE, IT IS
TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE
OF WR-- >> Murderface: BUT I COULD'VE
WRITTEN ANY DETHKLOK SONG!
I COULD'VE WRITTEN ANY OF THEM!
>> Nathan: BUT YOU DIDN'T WRITE
ANY -- YOU DIDN'T, THOUGH.
>> Murderface: BUT I COULD HAVE!
>> Nathan: BUT YOU DIDN'T!
>> Murderface: BUT I COULD HAVE!
>> Nathan: I COULD'VE INVENTED,
OH, YEAH, THE FLOOR, YOU KNOW,
BUT I DIDN'T. >> Murderface: BUT THAT DOESN'T
MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T GET CREDIT
FOR INVENTING THE FLOOR!
>> Nathan: I -- THAT SHOULD MEAN
THAT I DON'T GET CREDIT FOR IT!
>> Murderface: WAIT A MINUTE!
BUT ABOUT THE BASS LINES?
I WRITE ALL THE BASS LINES.
>> Skwisgaar: YOU DIDN'T WRITE
NO BASS LINES!
I FIGURES THEM OUT FOR YOU AND
SHOWS THEM TO YOU!
>> Murderface: OH, YEAH.
>> Nathan: I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU
TRY TO WRITE ONE SONG.
>> Murderface: YOU'D LIKE TO
HEAR ME TRY TO WRITE ONE SONG,
HUH? >> Nathan: IT HAS TO BE A
COMPLETE SONG.
>> Murderface: YOU WANT ME TO
WRITE ONE COMPLETE SONG, HUH?
>> Nathan: YEAH. >> Murderface: YOU GOT IT!
>> Toki: YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.
>> Murderface: OH, YES, I WILL,
BECAUSE I HAVE THIS, SMARTASS!
HA HA!
[ CELLPHONE PLAYS ELECTRIC
GUITAR RIFF ]
[ BEEP ] >> Toki: HELLO?
>> [ Crying ] HELLO? TOKI!
>> Toki: THIS IS TOKI.
>> IT'S DR. -- [ SOBBING ]
>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO?
>> DR. ROCKSO THE R-R-R--
>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO, THE
ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN?
>> I NEED YOUR HELP!
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS
IF DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL
CLOWN HAS GONE MISSING.
>> Crozier: WE USED DR. ROCKSO
FOR A RECON MISSION SOME TIME
AGO.
THOUGH HIS CHARACTER IS WEAK, HE
PROVED TO BE HELPFUL IN BRINGING
BACK TOP-SECRET DETHKLOK
INFORMATION.
SINCE THEN, WE BELIEVE DETHKLOK
TO HAVE SHUNNED HIM.
>> Stampingston: WHERE COULD HE
BE NOW?
>> Orlaag: TOKI WARTOOTH'S
PERSONAL HISTORY SHOWS THAT HE
HAS A STRONG TRUST FOR CLOWNS.
AND EVEN THOUGH DETHKLOK NO
LONGER TRUSTS DR. ROCKSO, I
BELIEVE THEY WILL RECONNECT.
>> Selatcia: FOLLOW THE CLOWN.
FOLLOW THE CLOWN.
>> Toki: PICKLE? >> Pickles: HMM?
>> Toki: PICKLE! >> Pickles: TOKI, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE? >> Toki: I NEED YOU TO GIVES TO
ME THE RIDES.
>> Pickles: TOKI, YOU REALLY
NEED TO GET YOUR DRIVER'S
LICENSE, DUDE. >> Toki: [ SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ]
JUST DRIVE!
>> Pickles: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> Toki: I SAID, "JUST DRIVE!"
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]
>> OH, HEY, MAN, I SAID 24 H.J.,
NOT NO MEASLY 10.
YOU B-BEAT IT!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Toki:, OH, WOWEE, DR. ROCKSO.
WHAT'S GOINGS ON?
YOU LOOKS TERRIBLES!
>> I'VE C-C-CONFESSIONS TO MAKE.
I'M DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL
CLOWN.
I DO COCAINE.
>> Pickles: WELL, OKAY, THIS IS
A WASTE OF TIME. I'M GONNA GET GOING.
>> THAT AIN'T ALL.
I ALSO HUFF P-P-PAINT!
AND I DO C-C-CRYSTAL METH,
H-HEROIN, PAIN PILLS,
Oxy-C-C-Contin.
I DO IT ALL.
>> Pickles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
DUDE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
>> DR. ROCKSO'S SCARED, AND HE
NEEDS YOUR HELP.
>> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S
HEAR IT. LET'S GO, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.
>> Skwisgaar: JA, LET'S GO, LOGGINS AND MESSINA.
>> Nathan: YEAH, LET'S GO,
GEORGE AND IRA GERSHWIN.
>> Skwisgaar: JA, LET'S GO, RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN.
>> Murderface: WHY IN THE HELL
AM I TWO PEOPLE? >> Nathan: COME ON, LET GO,
CROSBY, STILLS & NASH.
>> Skwisgaar: AND YOUNG.
>> Nathan: AND WALTER BECKER AND
DONALD FAGEN. >> Murderface: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT! SHUT UP! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!
[ PLUCKS STRING ]
OPEN STRAW.
>> Nathan: THAT'S A GREAT BOOK
YOU'VE GOT THERE.
>> Murderface: SHUT UP!
GOTTA THINK.
>> Skwisgaar: LESS THINKINGS,
MORE OF PLAYINGS!
COME ON, GRANDPA GUITAR.
LET'S DO THIS. >> Murderface: FINE.
FINE, HERE GOES.
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ A MILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE ♪
♪ DRAGON LAMPS BURNS HOT ♪
♪ BY THE FIRE OF A HORSE'S
GHOST, A MINNOW WOULD BE LOST ♪
♪ CHA-CHA-CHA-CHANGES ♪
♪ MMM, TITS ♪
♪ A FISH ♪
♪ A FISH WITH KIDS ♪
♪ TITTY FISH ♪
[ CRASH! ]
AW, SHUCKS!
I BROKE THE GUITAR!
OH, NUTS!
>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS
THAT SOUND?
>> OH, MY HEAD!
>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO'S HEAD!
WHATS DO WE DO?!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> OHH!
>> Toki: YOU [BLEEP] KILLED HIM.
>> Pickles: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
TRANQUILIZER GUN.
YOU KNOW, LEFT OVER FROM THE CD
RELEASE PARTY.
>> Toki: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS A
FUNS PARTY. >> Pickles: YEAH.
>> DR. ROCKSO'S PARTYING RIGHT
NOW, BABY.
>> Nathan: HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS HE DOING HERE?
>> I DO COCAINE.
>> Charles: DR. ROCKSO IS A
CRIMINAL. HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
BE FIRM ON THIS ONE.
THEREFORE, HE MUST GO.
>> Toki: BUT HE NOT SO BADS,
GUYS.
DON'T YOU GET IT'S THE DRUGS?
>> Charles: I WILL CONTACT THE
POLICE, AND WE'LL TURN HIM IN.
>> Toki: OH, WAIT.
GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE TO
PROVE THAT HE CAN BE A BETTER
PERSONS WITHOUTS THE DRUGS.
THENS WE CAN TURNS HIM IN.
>> Charles: AS LONG AS HE GOES
TO JAIL, TOKI.
>> Toki: FINE. WHERE IS HE NOW?
>> Charles: HE'S TAKING A LITTLE
NAP.
>> AAAAH!
[ SOBBING ]
OOHHHHHH!
>> Charles: OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
STOP TORTURING HIM.
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
>> Charles: YES, YES.
YES, I KNOW. THERE, THERE.
GIVE HIM ONE MORE.
>> OHHH!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.
WELL, HERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES,
DR. ROCKSO.
THE BOYS ARE GOING OUT FOR SOME
ICE CREAM AND HOOKERS.
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU'D BE
INTERESTED IN DOING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS SO.
LET'S GO GET SOME HOOKERS AND
ICE C-C-C-CREAM!
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
WHO DAT?
>> I'M DR. JON TWINKLETITS.
AND YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
THEY'RE HERE TODAY BECAUSE THEY
FEEL LIKE THEY'RE LOSING YOU.
AND THEY JUST LOVE YOU TO
PIECES.
>> Nathan: "LOVE" MIGHT BE A
LITTLE STRONG.
>> Y'ALL GIVING DR. ROCKSO AN
INTERVENTION?
>> JUST HAVE A SEAT.
WE JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR US OUT.
THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU
WANT.
NATHAN, LET'S BEGIN WITH YOU.
READ YOUR LETTER THAT YOU HAVE
PREPARED.
>> Nathan: OKAY, UM...
"DR. ROCKSO, I HATE YOU, AND I
THINK YOU SHOULD DIE.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, AND I HATE
YOUR VOICE.
THERE'S NO ROOM ON THIS PAPER TO
PROPERLY DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I
HATE YOU. GO DIE."
THERE, IS THAT GOOD?
>> THIS INTERVENTION WILL NOT
WORK UNLESS YOU SHOW SUPPORT.
MURDERFACE, SHOW SOME SUPPORT.
>> Murderface: IT'S PROBABLY
BETTER IF I PUT THIS IN SONG
AND UTILIZE MY NEW BOOK "HOW TO
WRITE A REGGAE SMASH HIT."
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ DOWN THE CARIBBEAN WAY ♪
♪ YEAH, MON ♪
AW, THIS --
[BLEEP]
>> OH, MAN, THAT'S BULL [BLEEP]
ROCKSO DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS.
>> QUICK, HELP HIM OUT.
HE'S HITTING ROCK BOTTOM OR
SOMETHING.
TOKI, SAVE HIM.
>> Toki: "DR. ROCKSO, YOU'S MY
FRIEND."
>> STOP! [ SOBBING ]
I'LL D-D-DO IT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYBODY LOVES
DR. ROCKSO SO MUCH.
Y'ALL LOVE DR. ROCKSO?
>> Nathan: OH, BOY.
>> Toki: BUT YOU'S GOTS TO QUITS
DRUGS.
YOU REALLYS GOTS TO REALLYS,
REALLYS DO IT.
OR WE'S BE OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOR
GOODS.
>> ♪ I TIP MY HAT AND SAY GOOD
NIGHT ♪
♪ TO THE LOVELY LADY DRESSED IN
WHITE ♪
♪ MY SMOOTH WHITE PRINCESS IN
THE NIGHT ♪
♪ OH, YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SO
SAD ♪
♪ PARTING WITH MY ALBINO
FRIEND ♪
♪ BUT ALL GOOD THINGS, THEY MUST
END ♪
♪ GOODBYE...ROAD ♪
♪ IT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD ♪
♪ YOU KNOW I CANNOT TAKE IT NO
MORE ♪
>> Toki: NOW YOU GOTS TO TURN
YOURSELF IN, DR. ROCKSO.
>> I KNOW, BUT THANKS FOR
HELPING AN OLD HAS-BEEN CLOWN
GET CLEAN.
AND TO SHOW MY THANKS, I MADE
YOU A BALLOON.
>> Toki: OH, WOWEE!
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!
OH, NATHAN, LOOK!
>> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
>> I COULD MAKE YOU ONE!
>> Nathan: UH, YEAH, GO TO JAIL
NOW.
>> AMAZING NEWS TODAY, AS METAL
BAND DETHKLOK IS SHOWN HAVING
APPREHENDED ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN
DR. ROCKSO.
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
>> DR. ROCKSO, ARE YOU GUILTY?
>> ALL I KNOW IS THIS -- MY NAME
IS DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL
CLOWN.
AND I USED TO DO COCAINE.
>> Nathan: OH, YEAH!
>> I AM C-C-CLEAN!
[ SNIFFS ]
UH-OH.
♪ ROCK ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S MIDNIGHT ♪
♪ ROLL THAT MONEY ♪
♪ NO MORE CLOWNIN' AROUND... ♪