[ CHEERING ]
>> COME ON, LET'S SEE THOSE
HORNS!
LET'S SEE THOSE HORNS!
[ CHEERING ]
WITH DETHKLOK'S HELP AND MY
666-POINT BUSINESS PLAN, WE WILL
MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER.
COME ON!
LET'S SEE A PIT DOWN HERE.
>> Nathan: WHY DO THEY HAVE US
RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE
DILDOS?
>> Pickles: YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE
RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
>> Skwisgaar: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
GAWKINGS AT US LIKES A BUNCH OF
FISH THAT CAN'T CLOSE THEIR
EYES.
>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT GUY.
>> Pickles: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE.
>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE
BAG.
>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THAT
DOUCHE BAG.
>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE
BAG.
>> Skwisgaar: LOOK AT THAT
DOUCHE BAG.
>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE
BAG. >> Nathan: DOUCHE BAG.
>> Murderface: DOUCHE BAG.
>> All: DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
>> Nathan: I'M JUST SO IRRITATED
BY THESE STUPID FANS!
>> Pickles: DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
>> Nathan: IT'S THAT HERE WE
ARE, AGAIN, STUCK WITH EACH
OTHER.
>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT NO
FRIENDS.
>> Nathan: I KNOW, IT'S JUST US.
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, ARE WE?
>> Skwisgaar: NO.
>> Murderface: OH, GOD, NO.
>> Skwisgaar: FRIENDS, WE CAN'T
TO AFFORDS TO HAVE FRIENDS THIS
DAYS.
>> Toki: THE PRICE FOR FAMES.
>> Nathan: A BUNCH OF CAGED
RATS.
THAT'S WHAT WE ARE, A BUNCH OF
CAGED RATS THAT ARE ALSO
DEATH-METAL MUSICIANS.
>> Murderface: YEAH, WE'RE THE
RATS, AND LOOK WHAT'S ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CAGE.
DOUCHE BAGS.
>> Nathan: YEAH, WHAT IF SOME OF
THESE [BLEEP] STARTS [BLEEP] US?
>> Toki: WHO KNOWS?
WHAT IF WE GET [BLEEP] WITH?
>> Murderface: YOU KNOW, I FEEL
SLIGHTLY, JUST SLIGHTLY BETTER
KNOWING MY SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN IS
LOADED.
OH, I GOT CINNAMON ICING ALL
OVER MY HAND!
>> Charles: WHAT HAPPENED BACK
THERE, HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Pickles: WE DON'T KNOW.
>> Toki: WE NO MEANS IT.
IT WAS ACCIDENTS. WE'RE NOT AT FAULT.
>> Charles: BLOOD BATH DOESN'T
READ WELL IN PRINT, ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Nathan: WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
RIGHT!
>> Charles: LOOK, I'VE NOTICED
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOWN AND
POUTY LATELY.
AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN
HARM'S WAY ANYMORE, SO I'VE
TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF HIRING
DOUBLES TO TAKE OVER FOR YOUR
CELEBRITY APPEARANCES.
DETHKLOK, MEET DETHKLOK.
>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...
DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER
THAN A TREE ♪
♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A
BUMBLEBEE ♪
♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE ♪
♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER ♪
♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO ♪
♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, THIS
LATEST DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE STORE
OPENING HAS ENDED IN A MASSACRE.
GENERAL CROZIER?
>> Crozier: MANY INNOCENTS DIED.
NO REPORT OF ANY ATTEMPT ON
DETHKLOK'S LIVES WHATSOEVER.
>> IT MEANS THAT DETHKLOK HAS
GREATLY IMPROVED THEIR SECURITY.
>> Crozier: WHICH IS WHY THEY'VE
EMPLOYED DOUBLES WHO WORK FOR
US.
THESE ARE SOME OF OUR FINEST
SOLDIERS. >> Stampingston: MORE
INTERESTING IS THE UNION BETWEEN
LEONARD PURCELL AND DETHKLOK.
THEY'VE TAKEN THEIR BUSINESS
RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL
AND STAND TO MONOPOLIZE ALL
COFFEE SHOPS ON THE PLANET.
>> PURCELL HAS PURCHASED THE
ISLAND OF SUMATRA, AND DETHKLOK
WILL MEET HIM THERE AND PERFORM
ON TOP OF A DORMANT VOLCANO.
>> Crozier: OUR DOUBLES WILL GET
CLOSE TO PURCELL AND RETRIEVE
HIS SECRET BUSINESS CONTRACTS,
WHICH WILL NO DOUBT HELP US TO
CONTROL HIS GROWING STRENGTH.
>> Selatcia: BE CAREFUL,
GENERAL.
WE ARE HERE TO OBSERVE.
BE CAREFUL.
>> Murderface: LET ME SEE IF I
UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY.
YOU EXPECT US TO CUT OF OUR
FACES AND THEN SEW THEM ON THESE
REGULAR JACK OFFS AND THEN RESEW
THEM BACK ON OUR OWN FACES FOR
THE TOUR?
YOU'RE A SICK MAN.
>> Charles: NO, NO, THERE WILL
BE NO FACE CUTTING. LOOK AT THEM.
THEY ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU.
>> Nathan: OH, I THOUGHT THAT
WAS, LIKE, A COINCIDENCE.
THAT IS COINCIDENCE.
>> Charles: LISTEN, GREAT MEN
THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE USED
DOUBLES, MEN WHO NEEDED TO STAY
ALIVE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF
THE PEOPLE, LIKE YOURSELVES, MEN
LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL,
JOSEPH STALIN --
>> Nathan: AWESOME!
I'M STALIN. I CALL IT. >> Pickles: I'M NIXON.
>> Skwisgaar: I WANTS TO BE
BILL COSBY.
>> Charles: NO, IT DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY.
WE GET DOUBLES OF YOU IS WHAT
I'M SAYING. >> Murderface: HOLD ON.
THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME.
HE'S HIDEOUS. HE'S GROTESQUE.
LOOK AT HIM. >> Charles: ACTUALLY,
MURDERFACE, HE --
>> Murderface: LOOK AT THAT
HEAD, THAT DISGUSTING FOREHEAD,
THAT STUPID-SHAPED HAIR, BEADY
EYES, LIKE, STUPID, FLAT NOSE,
WHITE, HAMMER-ASS, CHICKEN-PLUCK
LEGS IDIOT.
YOU GOT TO GET YOUR EYES
CHECKED, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
THE GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME!
OH, GOD.
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Charles: UH, LISTEN, I DON'T
THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU
GUYS TO GET TOO CLOSE TO YOUR
DOUBLES.
>> Skwisgaar: WELL, I GUESS WE
ARE FRIENDS ALL OF THE SUDDENS.
>> Charles: WELL, YOU JUST CAN'T
HAVE THEM AS YOUR FRIENDS.
>> Skwisgaar: OH, HE ADMITS IT,
SEES?
HE IS A TYRANTS. HE ADMITS IT.
>> Charles: DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A DOUBLE?
>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL TAKE THIS
ONE, GUYS.
A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING THE BEST
FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR
WHOLE LIFE.
A DOUBLE LISTENS TO YOU WHEN NO
ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WILL.
A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING A CHILD
AND WATCHING HIM GROW UP AND
FEELING THAT FEELING OF PRIDE
AND UNYIELDING TRUST THAT NO ONE
ELSE CAN --
>> Charles: THEY EXIST SO THAT
IF SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL YOU,
THEY WILL BE KILLED INSTEAD.
>> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT?
I MEAN, JUST THINKING OF THOSE
US AS DEAD, I MEAN, I'M GONNA
CRY.
I MIGHT SERIOUSLY CRY ABOUT
THAT.
>> Charles: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T
GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED,
NATHAN.
>> Nathan: HEY, WHERE MY AMIGO?
>> Crozier: WHAT DO YOU HAVE SO
FAR?
>> SIR, THE BAND DETHKLOK WILL
NOT GIVE US A MOMENT TO
OURSELVES.
ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS PAL
AROUND. [ BANG ]
WAIT, I'VE BEEN SPOTTED.
>> Nathan: HEY, ME, WE DON'T GOT
A LOT OF TIME BEFORE YOU GOT TO
GO!
WE'VE GOT TO GO PAL AROUND!
>> WELL, IT'S A GREAT
DUNCAN HILLS METAL DAY PARADE
HERE TODAY IN PASADENA,
CALIFORNIA.
DETHKLOK LOOKS GREAT.
THEY'RE LOOKING HEALTHY.
THEY'RE FEELING GOOD.
IT'S A GREAT DAY.
BACK TO YOU.
[ DIALING ]
>> Murderface: HEY, WE JUST SAW
YOU ON TV AT THE PARADE!
HEY, WHEN YOU GET BACK, WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY FOR
YOU.
>> Nathan: GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE. GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE!
>> Murderface: HOLD ON!
HERE'S NATHAN. >> Nathan: HI.
WE JUST SAW YOU THE PARADE!
IT WAS GREAT!
>> Murderface: I SAID THAT
ALREADY!
>> Nathan: OH, YEAH, WE'RE
HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU
COME BACK.
IT'S BE GONNA BE AWESOME!
>> Pickles: ASK THEM IF THEY
WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE.
>> Nathan: I WILL. HOLD ON.
>> Toki: OH, WE'LL GETS THE
BOUNCE HOUSE.
>> Pickles: TELL THEM ABOUT THE
BALLOONS!
>> Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE
BALLOONS!
I GOT TO GO. GOODBYE.
>> Charles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON THE PHONE?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING YOUR
JOBS. >> Murderface: JOBS?
I PLAY BASS NOT TO HAVE A JOB.
>> Charles: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE PREPARING FOR THE CONCERT.
NATHAN...
YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
HOW'S REHEARSAL COMING?
>> Nathan: OH, IT'S, UM...
UH...UH...
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
GOOD.
[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
>> Nathan: YOU EVER THINK OF
JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVING IT ALL
UP? YOU KNOW?
>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN, LIKE,
KILLINGS YOURSELF.
>> Nathan: NO. WHAT?
NO, I MEAN, LIKE, STOPPING BEING
BIG, FAMOUS, BECOMING A REGULAR
OLD JACK OFF.
>> Murderface: AND THEN KILL
YOURSELF?
>> Nathan: NO, NO, IT'S STOPPING
BEING FAMOUS -- YEAH, I DON'T
KNOW, YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF IF
YOU WANT TO.
>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT WOULD
BE GREAT, YOU KNOW, TO WALK DOWN
THE STREET, NOT BE BOTHERED FOR
ONCE. >> Toki: WALKS WHERE?
>> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW.
WALK DOWN THE STREET. >> Toki: TO WHERE?
>> Pickles: TO, I DON'T KNOW,
WALK TO THE STORE. >> Toki: BUYS IT ON THE
INTERNET. HAVES IT DELIVERED.
>> Pickles: I KNOW I CAN BUY ON
THE INTERNET, BUT WHAT IF I WANT
TO WALK TO THE PARK AND LOOK AT
SOME HENS, YOU KNOW?
>> Toki: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU
GOT FAMOUS.
>> Nathan: TOKI'S RIGHT.
>> WE'RE HERE IN SUMATRA, A
NATION BUILT ON COFFEE.
THE SUMATRANS, KNOWN AS A
NERVOUS, EDGY, AND DEHYDRATED
PEOPLE, SEEM TO HAVE A CALM
EXCITEMENT TONIGHT AS THEY
ANTICIPATE DETHKLOK'S
PERFORMANCE ON CONDOR MOUNTAIN,
THE WORLD-FAMOUS DORMANT
VOLCANO, WHERE 10,000 BARISTAS
WILL BE BREWING THE LARGEST CUP
OF COFFEE.
>> Nathan: [ SINGING
INDISTINCTLY ]
>> UGH! >> OW. OH.
>> Crozier: GET IT OPEN AND HACK
THE BRIEFCASE.
WE NEED THOSE CONTRACTS.
>> Nathan: ♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪
♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪
>> HEY, AWESOME! DETHKLOK!
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
AAAAAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> I GOT IT!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> WHAT WAS THOUGHT TO BE A
DORMANT VOLCANO ERUPTED AFTER
50,000 GALLONS OF DUNCAN HILLS
COFFEE WAS BREWED INSIDE OF IT.
THOUSANDS OF FANS WERE
INCINERATED.
RUMORS OF DETHKLOK BEING BURNED
ALIVE WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED,
AS THE BAND ESCAPED UNHARMED.
>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME
TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DOUBLES.
>> Toki: WHY? THEY STILL ALIVE.
>> Charles: I KNOW THEY ARE.
>> Pickles: THEN WHY DO WE GOT
TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEM?
>> Charles: BECAUSE, PICKLES,
THEY NO LONGER LOOK LIKE YOU.
THAT WAS THE POINT.
THEIR SKIN IS BURNED, THEY DON'T
EVEN HAVE FEATURES.
>> Skwisgaar: WHAT IF WE BURNED
OURSELVES TO LOOKS LIKE THEMS?
THEN MAYBES WE COULDS KEEP THEM.
>> Murderface: THAT WOULD WORK!
YOU KNOW IT WOULD!
COME ON, LET'S BURN OURSELVES!
>> Charles: THAT IS OUT OF THE
QUESTION, MURDERFACE.
>> Murderface: YOU'RE OUT OF THE
QUESTION.
>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR
DOUBLES NOW.
>> Nathan: LET US DO IT.
IT'S BETTER IF THEY HEAR IT FROM
US, BECAUSE WE'RE THEM, AFTER
ALL.
THANKS FOR COMING, US.
>> Toki: YOU KNOW, THERE'S --
THERE'S NEVER AN EASY WAYS TO DO
THIS.
>> Skwisgaar: BUT, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES YOU -- WE'RE OUT OF
OPTIONS SOMETIMES.
>> Pickles: YOU KNOW BUSINESS IS
NOT PERSONAL, AND IN THIS CASE,
IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S US.
YOU'RE US, AND --
>> Nathan: [ SIGHS ]
I HATE HAVING TO SAY THIS.
>> Murderface: LET ME EXPLAIN.
I GOT A LITTLE SMOOTHER WAY OF
EXPLAINING IT, HERE.
GUYS...
IT'S --
YOU SEE, THE THING IS THAT --
[ GUNSHOT ]
[ THUMPS ]