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[ CHEERING ]

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>> COME ON, LET'S SEE THOSE

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HORNS!

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LET'S SEE THOSE HORNS!

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[ CHEERING ]

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WITH DETHKLOK'S HELP AND MY

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666-POINT BUSINESS PLAN, WE WILL

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MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER.

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COME ON!

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LET'S SEE A PIT DOWN HERE.

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>> Nathan: WHY DO THEY HAVE US

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RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE

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DILDOS?

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>> Pickles: YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE

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RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.

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>> Skwisgaar: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE

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GAWKINGS AT US LIKES A BUNCH OF

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FISH THAT CAN'T CLOSE THEIR

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EYES.

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>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT GUY.

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>> Pickles: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE.

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>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE

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BAG.

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>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THAT

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DOUCHE BAG.

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>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE

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BAG.

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>> Skwisgaar: LOOK AT THAT

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DOUCHE BAG.

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>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE

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BAG.
>> Nathan: DOUCHE BAG.

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>> Murderface: DOUCHE BAG.

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>> All: DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.

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DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.

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>> Nathan: I'M JUST SO IRRITATED

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BY THESE STUPID FANS!

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>> Pickles: DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG

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WITH YOU?

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>> Nathan: IT'S THAT HERE WE

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ARE, AGAIN, STUCK WITH EACH

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OTHER.

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>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT NO

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FRIENDS.

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>> Nathan: I KNOW, IT'S JUST US.

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WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, ARE WE?

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>> Skwisgaar: NO.

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>> Murderface: OH, GOD, NO.

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>> Skwisgaar: FRIENDS, WE CAN'T

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TO AFFORDS TO HAVE FRIENDS THIS

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DAYS.

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>> Toki: THE PRICE FOR FAMES.

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>> Nathan: A BUNCH OF CAGED

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RATS.

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THAT'S WHAT WE ARE, A BUNCH OF

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CAGED RATS THAT ARE ALSO

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DEATH-METAL MUSICIANS.

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>> Murderface: YEAH, WE'RE THE

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RATS, AND LOOK WHAT'S ON THE

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OTHER SIDE OF THE CAGE.

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DOUCHE BAGS.

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>> Nathan: YEAH, WHAT IF SOME OF

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THESE [BLEEP] STARTS [BLEEP] US?

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>> Toki: WHO KNOWS?

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WHAT IF WE GET [BLEEP] WITH?

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>> Murderface: YOU KNOW, I FEEL

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SLIGHTLY, JUST SLIGHTLY BETTER

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KNOWING MY SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN IS

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LOADED.

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OH, I GOT CINNAMON ICING ALL

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OVER MY HAND!

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>> Charles: WHAT HAPPENED BACK

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THERE, HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT?

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>> Pickles: WE DON'T KNOW.

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>> Toki: WE NO MEANS IT.

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IT WAS ACCIDENTS.
WE'RE NOT AT FAULT.

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>> Charles: BLOOD BATH DOESN'T

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READ WELL IN PRINT, ALL RIGHT?

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

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>> Nathan: WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING

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RIGHT!

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>> Charles: LOOK, I'VE NOTICED

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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOWN AND

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POUTY LATELY.

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AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN

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HARM'S WAY ANYMORE, SO I'VE

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TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF HIRING

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DOUBLES TO TAKE OVER FOR YOUR

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CELEBRITY APPEARANCES.

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DETHKLOK, MEET DETHKLOK.

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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪

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♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...

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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪

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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER

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THAN A TREE ♪

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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A

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BUMBLEBEE ♪

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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE ♪

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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER ♪

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♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO ♪

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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, THIS

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LATEST DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE STORE

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OPENING HAS ENDED IN A MASSACRE.

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GENERAL CROZIER?

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>> Crozier: MANY INNOCENTS DIED.

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NO REPORT OF ANY ATTEMPT ON

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DETHKLOK'S LIVES WHATSOEVER.

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>> IT MEANS THAT DETHKLOK HAS

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GREATLY IMPROVED THEIR SECURITY.

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>> Crozier: WHICH IS WHY THEY'VE

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EMPLOYED DOUBLES WHO WORK FOR

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US.

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THESE ARE SOME OF OUR FINEST

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SOLDIERS.
>> Stampingston: MORE

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INTERESTING IS THE UNION BETWEEN

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LEONARD PURCELL AND DETHKLOK.

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THEY'VE TAKEN THEIR BUSINESS

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RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL

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AND STAND TO MONOPOLIZE ALL

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COFFEE SHOPS ON THE PLANET.

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>> PURCELL HAS PURCHASED THE

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ISLAND OF SUMATRA, AND DETHKLOK

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WILL MEET HIM THERE AND PERFORM

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ON TOP OF A DORMANT VOLCANO.

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>> Crozier: OUR DOUBLES WILL GET

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CLOSE TO PURCELL AND RETRIEVE

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HIS SECRET BUSINESS CONTRACTS,

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WHICH WILL NO DOUBT HELP US TO

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CONTROL HIS GROWING STRENGTH.

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>> Selatcia: BE CAREFUL,

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GENERAL.

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WE ARE HERE TO OBSERVE.

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BE CAREFUL.

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>> Murderface: LET ME SEE IF I

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UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY.

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YOU EXPECT US TO CUT OF OUR

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FACES AND THEN SEW THEM ON THESE

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REGULAR JACK OFFS AND THEN RESEW

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THEM BACK ON OUR OWN FACES FOR

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THE TOUR?

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YOU'RE A SICK MAN.

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>> Charles: NO, NO, THERE WILL

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BE NO FACE CUTTING.
LOOK AT THEM.

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THEY ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU.

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>> Nathan: OH, I THOUGHT THAT

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WAS, LIKE, A COINCIDENCE.

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THAT IS COINCIDENCE.

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>> Charles: LISTEN, GREAT MEN

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THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE USED

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DOUBLES, MEN WHO NEEDED TO STAY

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ALIVE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF

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THE PEOPLE, LIKE YOURSELVES, MEN

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LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL,

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JOSEPH STALIN --

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>> Nathan: AWESOME!

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I'M STALIN. I CALL IT.
>> Pickles: I'M NIXON.

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>> Skwisgaar: I WANTS TO BE

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BILL COSBY.

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>> Charles: NO, IT DOESN'T WORK

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THAT WAY.

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WE GET DOUBLES OF YOU IS WHAT

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I'M SAYING.
>> Murderface: HOLD ON.

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THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME.

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HE'S HIDEOUS. HE'S GROTESQUE.

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LOOK AT HIM.
>> Charles: ACTUALLY,

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MURDERFACE, HE --

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>> Murderface: LOOK AT THAT

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HEAD, THAT DISGUSTING FOREHEAD,

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THAT STUPID-SHAPED HAIR, BEADY

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EYES, LIKE, STUPID, FLAT NOSE,

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WHITE, HAMMER-ASS, CHICKEN-PLUCK

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LEGS IDIOT.

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YOU GOT TO GET YOUR EYES

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CHECKED, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]

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THE GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME!

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OH, GOD.

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HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.

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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

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>> Charles: UH, LISTEN, I DON'T

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THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU

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GUYS TO GET TOO CLOSE TO YOUR

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DOUBLES.

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>> Skwisgaar: WELL, I GUESS WE

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ARE FRIENDS ALL OF THE SUDDENS.

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>> Charles: WELL, YOU JUST CAN'T

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HAVE THEM AS YOUR FRIENDS.

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, HE ADMITS IT,

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SEES?

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HE IS A TYRANTS. HE ADMITS IT.

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>> Charles: DO YOU UNDERSTAND

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THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A DOUBLE?

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>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL TAKE THIS

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ONE, GUYS.

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A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING THE BEST

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FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR

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WHOLE LIFE.

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A DOUBLE LISTENS TO YOU WHEN NO

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ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WILL.

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A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING A CHILD

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AND WATCHING HIM GROW UP AND

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FEELING THAT FEELING OF PRIDE

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AND UNYIELDING TRUST THAT NO ONE

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ELSE CAN --

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>> Charles: THEY EXIST SO THAT

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IF SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL YOU,

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THEY WILL BE KILLED INSTEAD.

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>> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT?

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I MEAN, JUST THINKING OF THOSE

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US AS DEAD, I MEAN, I'M GONNA

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CRY.

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I MIGHT SERIOUSLY CRY ABOUT

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THAT.

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>> Charles: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T

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GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED,

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NATHAN.

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>> Nathan: HEY, WHERE MY AMIGO?

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>> Crozier: WHAT DO YOU HAVE SO

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FAR?

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>> SIR, THE BAND DETHKLOK WILL

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NOT GIVE US A MOMENT TO

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OURSELVES.

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ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS PAL

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AROUND.
[ BANG ]

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WAIT, I'VE BEEN SPOTTED.

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>> Nathan: HEY, ME, WE DON'T GOT

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A LOT OF TIME BEFORE YOU GOT TO

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GO!

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WE'VE GOT TO GO PAL AROUND!

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>> WELL, IT'S A GREAT

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DUNCAN HILLS METAL DAY PARADE

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HERE TODAY IN PASADENA,

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CALIFORNIA.

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DETHKLOK LOOKS GREAT.

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THEY'RE LOOKING HEALTHY.

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THEY'RE FEELING GOOD.

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IT'S A GREAT DAY.

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BACK TO YOU.

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[ DIALING ]

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>> Murderface: HEY, WE JUST SAW

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YOU ON TV AT THE PARADE!

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HEY, WHEN YOU GET BACK, WE'RE

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GONNA HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY FOR

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YOU.

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>> Nathan: GIVE ME THE PHONE.

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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.

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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE!

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>> Murderface: HOLD ON!

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HERE'S NATHAN.
>> Nathan: HI.

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WE JUST SAW YOU THE PARADE!

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IT WAS GREAT!

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>> Murderface: I SAID THAT

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ALREADY!

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>> Nathan: OH, YEAH, WE'RE

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HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU

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COME BACK.

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IT'S BE GONNA BE AWESOME!

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>> Pickles: ASK THEM IF THEY

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WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE.

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>> Nathan: I WILL. HOLD ON.

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>> Toki: OH, WE'LL GETS THE

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BOUNCE HOUSE.

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>> Pickles: TELL THEM ABOUT THE

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BALLOONS!

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>> Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE

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BALLOONS!

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I GOT TO GO. GOODBYE.

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>> Charles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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ON THE PHONE?

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING YOUR

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JOBS.
>> Murderface: JOBS?

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I PLAY BASS NOT TO HAVE A JOB.

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>> Charles: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

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BE PREPARING FOR THE CONCERT.

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NATHAN...

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YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.

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HOW'S REHEARSAL COMING?

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>> Nathan: OH, IT'S, UM...

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UH...UH...

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

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GOOD.

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[ BIRD CHIRPING ]

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>> Nathan: YOU EVER THINK OF

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JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVING IT ALL

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UP?
YOU KNOW?

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>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN, LIKE,

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KILLINGS YOURSELF.

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>> Nathan: NO. WHAT?

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NO, I MEAN, LIKE, STOPPING BEING

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BIG, FAMOUS, BECOMING A REGULAR

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OLD JACK OFF.

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>> Murderface: AND THEN KILL

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YOURSELF?

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>> Nathan: NO, NO, IT'S STOPPING

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BEING FAMOUS -- YEAH, I DON'T

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KNOW, YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF IF

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YOU WANT TO.

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>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT WOULD

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BE GREAT, YOU KNOW, TO WALK DOWN

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THE STREET, NOT BE BOTHERED FOR

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ONCE.
>> Toki: WALKS WHERE?

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>> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW.

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WALK DOWN THE STREET.
>> Toki: TO WHERE?

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>> Pickles: TO, I DON'T KNOW,

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WALK TO THE STORE.
>> Toki: BUYS IT ON THE

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INTERNET.
HAVES IT DELIVERED.

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>> Pickles: I KNOW I CAN BUY ON

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THE INTERNET, BUT WHAT IF I WANT

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TO WALK TO THE PARK AND LOOK AT

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SOME HENS, YOU KNOW?

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>> Toki: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

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HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU

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GOT FAMOUS.

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>> Nathan: TOKI'S RIGHT.

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>> WE'RE HERE IN SUMATRA, A

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NATION BUILT ON COFFEE.

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THE SUMATRANS, KNOWN AS A

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NERVOUS, EDGY, AND DEHYDRATED

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PEOPLE, SEEM TO HAVE A CALM

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EXCITEMENT TONIGHT AS THEY

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ANTICIPATE DETHKLOK'S

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PERFORMANCE ON CONDOR MOUNTAIN,

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THE WORLD-FAMOUS DORMANT

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VOLCANO, WHERE 10,000 BARISTAS

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WILL BE BREWING THE LARGEST CUP

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OF COFFEE.

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>> Nathan: [ SINGING

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INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> UGH!
>> OW. OH.

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>> Crozier: GET IT OPEN AND HACK

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THE BRIEFCASE.

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WE NEED THOSE CONTRACTS.

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>> Nathan: ♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪

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♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪

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♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪

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>> HEY, AWESOME! DETHKLOK!

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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

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AAAAAH!

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[ SCREAMING ]

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>> I GOT IT!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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>> WHAT WAS THOUGHT TO BE A

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DORMANT VOLCANO ERUPTED AFTER

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50,000 GALLONS OF DUNCAN HILLS

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COFFEE WAS BREWED INSIDE OF IT.

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THOUSANDS OF FANS WERE

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INCINERATED.

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RUMORS OF DETHKLOK BEING BURNED

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ALIVE WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED,

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AS THE BAND ESCAPED UNHARMED.

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>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME

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TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DOUBLES.

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>> Toki: WHY? THEY STILL ALIVE.

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>> Charles: I KNOW THEY ARE.

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>> Pickles: THEN WHY DO WE GOT

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TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEM?

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>> Charles: BECAUSE, PICKLES,

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THEY NO LONGER LOOK LIKE YOU.

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THAT WAS THE POINT.

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THEIR SKIN IS BURNED, THEY DON'T

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EVEN HAVE FEATURES.

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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT IF WE BURNED

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OURSELVES TO LOOKS LIKE THEMS?

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THEN MAYBES WE COULDS KEEP THEM.

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>> Murderface: THAT WOULD WORK!

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YOU KNOW IT WOULD!

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COME ON, LET'S BURN OURSELVES!

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>> Charles: THAT IS OUT OF THE

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QUESTION, MURDERFACE.

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>> Murderface: YOU'RE OUT OF THE

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QUESTION.

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>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME

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FOR YOU TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR

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DOUBLES NOW.

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>> Nathan: LET US DO IT.

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IT'S BETTER IF THEY HEAR IT FROM

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US, BECAUSE WE'RE THEM, AFTER

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ALL.

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THANKS FOR COMING, US.

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>> Toki: YOU KNOW, THERE'S --

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THERE'S NEVER AN EASY WAYS TO DO

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THIS.

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>> Skwisgaar: BUT, YOU KNOW,

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SOMETIMES YOU -- WE'RE OUT OF

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OPTIONS SOMETIMES.

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>> Pickles: YOU KNOW BUSINESS IS

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NOT PERSONAL, AND IN THIS CASE,

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IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S US.

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YOU'RE US, AND --

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>> Nathan: [ SIGHS ]

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I HATE HAVING TO SAY THIS.

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>> Murderface: LET ME EXPLAIN.

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I GOT A LITTLE SMOOTHER WAY OF

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EXPLAINING IT, HERE.

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GUYS...

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IT'S --

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YOU SEE, THE THING IS THAT --

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ THUMPS ]