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>> Nathan: ♪ YOU INSTIGATE THE

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MURDER ♪

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♪ AT THE GATES OF GODS ♪

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[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

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♪ DRAW YOUR SWORD ♪

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[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, WHAT THE HELL

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ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> Toki: WHYS IT'S GOTS TO BE

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ABOUT YOU?!
WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR PLAYING?

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>> Skwisgaar: [ CHUCKLES ]

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WHAT ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

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>> Toki: I'M THE GUITARIST, TOO,

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SKWISGAAR.

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SOMETIMES YOU FORGET I WANTS TO

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PLAY THE SCALES OF THE NOTES AND

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EVERYTHING LIKE YOU, BUT YOU

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DON'TS LETS ME.

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YOU DON'TS LETS ME!

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>> Skwisgaar: YOU'RE TOTALLY

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ATTACKING ME RIGHT NOW.

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>> Toki: HE'S HOLDING ME BACKS,

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EVERYBODY!

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I'M A GUITARIST, TOO!

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[ CROWD OHs ]

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YOU GO AWAY!

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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪

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>> Charles: IT SHOULD BE CLEAR

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AT THIS POINT THAT TOKI IS

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CONCERNED ABOUT HIS ROLE IN THE

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BAND.

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>> Nathan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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HE'S THE RHYTHM-GUITAR PLAYER.

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AM I RIGHT?

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>> Charles: YES, HE IS, BUT HE'S

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BEEN COMPLAINING THAT HE DOESN'T

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GET ENOUGH SPOTLIGHT, AND IT'S

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BECOME APPARENT IN THE MEDIA.

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TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

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>> Pickles: WHAT DOES HE CARE?

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HE DON'T EVEN PRACTICE.

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HE DOESN'T WRITE.
HE JUST SHOWS UP.

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THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

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>> Nathan: HEY, HE MAKES

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SANDWICHES, ALL RIGHT?

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>> Murderface: I MAKE
SANDWICHES.

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>> Nathan: WHOA!

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THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!

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>> Charles: WELL, UH, HE IS A

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BAND MEMBER, SO TRY TO BE NICE

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TO HIM.

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>> Murderface: HEY, WHY DON'T

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YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND LET

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THE BIG BOYS DEAL WITH THIS ONE?

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OR MAYBE JUST WRITE IT DOWN IN

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THAT STUPID LITTLE BOOK, YOU

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KNOW, YOU FILE AWAY WITH YOUR

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LITTLE RECEIPTS FOR YOUR

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LOLLIPOPS AND YOUR PRETZELS,

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IDIOT.

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>> Charles: EXCUSE ME?

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>> Murderface: I'M JUST MESSING

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WITH YOU, MAN.

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>> Charles: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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>> Murderface: JUST PALLING

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AROUND.

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BEING A LITTLE DICK. YOU KNOW.

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>> Charles: FINE, THEN.
GOOD DAY.

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>> Pickles: WOW, YOU WERE A

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DICK!

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>> Nathan: YEAH, YOU GOT IT DOWN

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TO A SCIENCE.

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>> Murderface: YOU NOTICE HOW

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I'M NOT MAD.
HE GETS MAD.

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THAT'S BEING A DICK.

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>> Nathan: THAT'S AMAZING JUST

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TO BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE LIKE

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THAT.
WOW. WHAT A GIFT.

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>> Pickles: HOW DO YOU JUST TURN

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IT ON LIKE THAT?

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>> Murderface: WELL, THAT TAKES

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YEARS, BOYS.

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I MEAN -- PICKLES, YOU GOT

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SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT RIGHT

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THERE.
>> Pickles: I DO?

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>> Murderface: BLAMO!

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>> Pickles: OW.

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>> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT A DICK.

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, TOKI, IT'S

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ADORABLE.

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YOU REALLY WANTS TO TAKES MORE

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SOLOS, BUT I AM THE LEADS

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GUITARIST.
YOU KNOW WHY?

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BECAUSE I AM, HOW DO YOU SAYS,

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WAY MORE GOODERS THAN YOU.

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>> Toki: THAT'S WHY I NEEDS ME A

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PIANO TEACHER.

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>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN GUITAR

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TEACHER.

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LOOKS, LOOKS, I GIVES YOU GUITAR

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LESSON, HUH?

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TAKES YOU UNDER MY FLIPPERS.

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>> Toki: WE NOTS GOES DOWNS THAT

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DUSTY ROADS AGAIN!

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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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OKAY, TOKI, PLAYS ME THE

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HARMONIC MINOR SCALES IN THE KEY

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OF "D."

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>> Toki: OH, LIKE THIS.

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>> Skwisgaar: WRONG!

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>> Toki: AAH!

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>> Skwisgaar: GET YOUR FINGERS

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OUT OF MY NOSE!

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>> Toki: YOU NOT GREAT TEACHER,

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SKWISGAAR.

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>> Skwisgaar: PERMITS ME TO

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DISAGREE.

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>> Toki: STUPID, DUMB, DILDO,

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JACK OFF, JERK, TITS, ASS.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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[ GASPS ]

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DIMNELD SELFTCARK!

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[ GUITAR PLAYING ]

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OH, YOU'RE AMAZINGS.

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>> YEAH, I GUESS I AM.

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>> Toki: GOTS TO HAVE LESSONS

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FROM YOU.

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>> SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.

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>> Toki: OH, YEAH.

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OH, NO.

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>> WHERE'S YOUR GUITAR, BOY?

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>> Toki: THINKS I LEFT IT AT THE

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URBAN OUTFITTERS.

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>> HMM.

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CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?

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I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT, KID.

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I DON'T THINK YOU GOT THE

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DISCIPLINE.

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TO BE GREAT, IT TAKES LOTS OF

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PRACTICE, AND YOU EITHER GOT

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THAT FIRE IN YOUR BELLY, OR YOU

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DON'T.

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>> Toki: BUTS I DOS. I DOS.

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LOOKS.

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I MADES MY OWN GUITAR

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IDENTITIES.

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YOU GOTS TO HELP ME,

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MR. SELFTCARK.

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>> ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL

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GO ALL THE WAY.

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NO SHORTCUTS.

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NO BULL.

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ALL OR NOTHING.

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>> Toki: YOU GOTS A DEAL.

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>> Murderface: OKAY, YOU TWO.

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NOW, BEING A DICK TAKES A LOT OF

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WORK.

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THE OBJECTIVE, GUYS, IS TO DRIVE

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SOMEBODY CRAZY.

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>> Nathan: OKAY.
>> Pickles: YEAH.

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>> Murderface: SKWISGAAR'S IN

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THERE, PRACTICING AWAY.

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LET'S DRIVE HIM CRAZY.

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FOLLOW MY LEAD.

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TRY TO KEEP UP.

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SO, UH, SOUNDS LIKE TOKI'S

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REALLY GETTING GOING OVER THERE

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WITH THAT NEW GUITAR TEACHER.

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>> Pickles: YEAH, I WENT BY HIS

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ROOM, DUDE.

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HE WAS DOING SOME STUFF ON THE

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GUITAR.

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I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?"

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I NEVER HEARD NOTHING LIKE THAT.

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>> Murderface: I WAS LIKE, "ARE

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YOU SPEEDING UP A TAPE WITH A

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GUITAR SOLO ON THERE?"

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>> Nathan: I WAS LIKE THAT, TOO.

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BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS

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NOT.

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>> Murderface: NO, HE WASN'T.

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HE WAS REALLY DOING IT.

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>> Pickles: HEY, OH, HEY,

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SKWISGAAR.

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>> Skwisgaar: HE'S GETTING

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PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

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>> Murderface: YES, HE'S GETTING

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QUITE GOOD.

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>> Skwisgaar: IF YOU GUYS DON'T

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MIND, I MAYBE WANTS TO BE BYS

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MYSELF FOR A SECOND.

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[ Muffled ] NOOOO!

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>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS

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IF CERTAIN MEMBERS OF DETHKLOK

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ARE TAKING MUSIC LESSONS.

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ALLOW ME TO OFFICIALLY INTRODUCE

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VATA ORLAG, POLITICAL AND

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SPIRITUAL SPECIALIST.

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>> HAVING TWO GUITARISTS IN THE

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SAME BAND IS POTENTIALLY

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DESTRUCTIVE BY ITSELF, BUT WHEN

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ONE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE AWAY THE

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OTHER'S STATUS, GOD HELP US.

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THE CLASHING OF THESE EVILS IS

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LIKE TWO WARRING TITANS.

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IT'S LIKE CLASH OF THE TITANS.

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CLASH OF THE TITANS.

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>> Skwisgaar: UH.

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UH, UH.

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[ GUITAR CHORDS PLAYING ]

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UGH!

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>> [ GROWLING ]

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>> Skwisgaar: NO!

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>> [ GROWLS ]

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>> [ ROARS ]

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>> Skwisgaar: AAAAH!

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>> NOW, TOKI, DID YOU PRACTICE

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THIS WEEK'S LESSON?

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>> Toki: NO, MASTER.

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I MUST CONFESS THAT I DIDN'T.

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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YOU WANT TO GET BETTER AT

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GUITAR, RIGHT, BOY?

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>> Toki: OH, MORE THAN ANYTHINGS

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IN THE WORLD, BUT FIRST, HAPPY

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BIRTHDAY, MASTER!

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>> WHAT? WHAT'S THIS?

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>> Toki: JUST A POPSICLE STICK

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WITH A PICK TAPED TO THE END.

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>> YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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GIVE ME A HUG.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED

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MY BIR--

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[ COUGHS ]

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>> Toki: JUST MY WAY OF SAYING

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THANKS.

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JUST...MY WAY OF SAYING...

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THANKS.

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>> Skwisgaar: IS THIS HIMS?!

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THIS PIECE OF TRASH!

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THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

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YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU --

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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> Toki: SKWISGAAR, NO!

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HE'S LIKE A FATHER FRIEND!

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH?

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THIS GARBAGE CAN RIGHT HERE?

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THAT YOUR FRIEND FATHER?

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WELL, IT'S EITHER HIMS OR THE

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BAND.

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>> Toki: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

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>> Skwisgaar: I HERESBY PERFORM

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CITIZENS BAND FIRING, EFFECTIVE

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NOW!

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>> Toki: OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE

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BAND CONGRESS FIRST!

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IT GETS THE 2/3 VOTE!

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>> Skwisgaar: I WILLS BEGINS THE

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PAPERWORK!

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GOOD DAY!

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>> WELL, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH TIME

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FOR DETHKLOK, WITH A FULL-BLOWN

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GUITAR WAR WAGING BEHIND THE

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SCENES.

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ALL THIS WHILE THE WORLD WAITS

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TO HEAR WHAT TOKI WARTOOTH CAN

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REALLY DO ON GUITAR.

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I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT AT THE

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TOKI WARTOOTH RECITAL, SCHEDULED

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THIS WEEK.

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IN A PRESS RELEASE WRITTEN BY

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NATHAN, PICKLES, AND

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE, IT WAS

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STATED THAT SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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IS A SWEDISH DILDO LIQUOR AND

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THAT TOKI HAS GROWN INTO A TRUE

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GUITAR MASTER AND IS A LADY ON

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HIS PERIOD.

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AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.

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>> Charles: I CANNOT IN GOOD

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FAITH SIGN OFF ON THIS CITIZEN'S

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FIRING.
>> Skwisgaar: WHY NOTS?

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>> Charles: BECAUSE SOME OF THE

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OTHER BANDMATES NEGLECTED TO

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VOTE.

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>> Murderface: I SAID IT ONCE,

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AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
VOTING SUCKS.

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>> Pickles: I WAS ACTUALLY THE

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PRESIDENT OF THE VOTING-SUCKS

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CLUB IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Nathan: OH, YEAH?

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HOW'D THAT GO?
>> Pickles: I NEVER GOT

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RE-ELECTED.

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>> Murderface: GIT-R-DONE!

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>> Nathan: YOU KNOW IT.

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>> Charles: TOKI, I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT TO SAY.

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EITHER YOU WORK THIS OUT WITH

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SKWISGAAR OR YOU'LL HAVE A

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BIGGER DECISION TO MAKE.

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>> Toki: I NOTS WORKS IT OUT.

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>> Skwisgaar: SEE?!

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SEE? RIGHT THERE.

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I CAN'TS EVEN TALKS TO HIM.

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HE'S UNRATIONALS.

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>> Charles: WELL, THERE YOU GO.

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>> Murderface: UH, SKWISGAAR,

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THAT "TOKI GETTING REALLY GOOD"

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THING, JUST KIDDING.

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ALL A LIE.

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SEE YOU!

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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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TOKI WARTOOTH!

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>> TOKI WILL NOW GIVE

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INFORMATION ABOUT HIS MUSICAL

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INSTRUMENT.

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>> Toki: THANKS YOU.

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AND NOWS I DEMONSTRATES THE NAME

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OF THE STRING.

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THIS ONE IS AN "E," AND THERE'S

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ANOTHER "E" HERES.

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AND THE "G."

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[ CROWD MURMURING ]

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AND THE "P."

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AND THE "C."

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THOSE ARE WHAT'S CALLED THE

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FRET.

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THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT A STRING.

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BUT IT'S -- IT'S NEAR THE

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STRING, AND, UH, NEVER MIND.

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LET'S PLAY THE SCALE THAT'S, UH,

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THE MAJOR SCALES ON THE GUITAR

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STRING.

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[ HEARTBEAT ]

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NO, I CAN'T DO THIS!

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>> WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

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>> Toki: CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE,

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MASTER.

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I CAN'TS TAKES NO MORE PIANO

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LESSONS.
>> YOU MEAN GUITAR?

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>> Toki: WHATEVER.

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I JUST WISH I COULD BE --

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>> SHH.

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SHH.

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IT'S JUST AS WELL.

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I'M DYING, BOY.

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I'M DYING.

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[ COUGHS ]

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>> Skwisgaar: TOKI, STOP!

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I WANTS YOU TO HAVE THIS.

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THIS IS AN IMPORTANCE TO YOU

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THAT YOU HAVE A MAGICAL THINGS

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WITH THAT GUYS RIGHT THERE.

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AND I NOW KNOW THAT YOU NEVER

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GOTS GOOD AT GUITARS.

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SO IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE

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THIS RELATIONSHIPS.

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>> Nathan: HEY, OVER HERE!

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I'M SORRY.

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I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE

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MANIPULATED YOU.

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IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK, I

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WOULD.
I WAS WRONG.

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>> Toki: SKWISGAAR, YOU WERE

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AFRAIDS THAT I WAS BETTER THAN

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YOU?

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>> Pickles: STOP! OVER HERE!

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DON'T QUIT THE BAND, TOKI!

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AND SORRY!

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I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE

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SITUATION!
>> Nathan: HEY!

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PICKLES, OVER HERE!

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>> Pickles: YEAH?!

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>> Nathan: IT'S NATHAN!

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UM, I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT

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STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY.

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>> Pickles: YOU DID?!
>> Skwisgaar: YES.

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TOKI, THE BANDS NEEDS YOU EVENS

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THOUGH YOU DON'TS DO NOTHING.

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>> Murderface: STOP!

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I'M SORRY!

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SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK, BUT

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SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS

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THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER

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PEOPLE'S LIVES!

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WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO

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KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS?!

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I'M SORRY!

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I'M JUST BEING A DICK!

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>> Toki: WOWEE!

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YOU REALLY ARE MY FAMILY.

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>> BOY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY ONE

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THING BEFORE I GO.

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I LOVE YOU, BOY.

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[ COUGHS ]

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I LOVE Y--