Gentlemen. You've been receiving
threats from some of your fans.
So they're gonna die?
No, Pickles, they're threatening
YOU.
That's, that's a different
Yes, before the show, we should
couple safety briefings- I've
very specific sys--
Very well then. Anything else?
Hm. Any new ideas for the
I remember you all complaining
that you're sick of the uh--
Oh yes. Guys? Ares you ready?
Here's the new merch.
Dis is "Time travels face bag".
Time travel face bag, am I
right?
Looks like you have, um, some
bags. What are you doing?
We're traveling trough time.
Yeah. You put your Face bag on
travel through time.
Dear God! You, boy in the
What day is it?
It is Wedne- It's Friday, it's
I must've traveled through time
We've figured out how to travel
time at the speed of regular
plastic bags.
Dethklok's UNDERWATER album
is making huge news again after
being the biggest budgeted
history, later followed by class
lawsuit. The band's front-man
Explosion had sworn that this
never be played live.
This album isn't for humans.
under water sea creatures.
will not play it for humans.
That was several months ago.
billions of DETHKLOK fans have
standard petitions. Which did
until a group of renegade
instilled the 'suicide petition'
'terrorist petition'. Destroying
monuments and leaving the
littered with the carcasses of
and other innocent people.
Though I do not believe this is
thing to do artistically. I do
believe this is the right thing
financially.
Dethklok is performing DETHWATER
the first time ever. General
This is taking place in Poland
gulf of Danzig. They are
to the sea. To the fish in the
Sea.
Yes. Anything else?
No Senator. We expect severe
of natural resources and death
Very well then. Meeting
Now is the time.
Yes, I know. According to the
scriptures they must be killed.
apocalypse of Metal will be upon
Good then our plans are set.
General. Salacia is in my mind.
dreadful feeling that something
is going to happen.
General Crozier, your transport
I'm off to meet an important
ship off tonight and we'll meet
rendezvous.
Yes.
You know who I am.
Yes.
I've been trying to reach you
You're an illusive bastard.
The only reason you've found me
because I let you.
Your brother's been killed.
And how would you know?
Because he worked for me.
He was the best I had.
What do you want?
I know who killed your brother.
you want revenge I can give it
♪♪♪
♪ I call out to the beasts of
the sea to come forth and
joing us. This night is yours.
'Cause, one day we'll all be
with you in the black and deep.
One day you will all go into the
water. Go. Into. The water. Live
Kill them all!
Dethklok will die.
I promise.
Now! Fire missiles!
♪ Gone are days of man
empires. Let's transform to take
in water.
Cloaked in scales we
swim and swim on ♪
What the hell
is going on?
They've got us surrounded.
Quickly, to the
Penta-PODS.
Ahhhhhhh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Shoot them down!
Ayeeee!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
You're mine.
Whats in de [bleep] names of
Odin!? What de hell was dat?
Dude. Wheres ares wes? What's de
[bleep] did we just flys in?
What de hell was wrong with your
guitar sounds tonight?
What de hells dat supposed to
It sounded great.
Nope. It sounds dildos. Agains.
Dude. It was a fan attack.
Offdenson warned us about.
Why do fans feel that they have
that? What, to get noticed?
I know. There's so many nice
there. And then just a couple of
gotta attack you? It spoils it
everyone.
I know, that's sad. It's sad for
It IS sad. It's sad for them.
It's pathetic, it just makes me
sorry for 'em that's all.
Oh, must be a rescue team. Hey,
Down here! It's us, Dethklok,
the middle of nowhere!
Oh I hope they brought some
[bleep] food.
I feel like eating cheese. Like
fancy cheese. Like what's the
that cheese? Renoir.
Yeah I could do that. Maybe a
Aid, of the grape persuasion?
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh look. Firecrackers.
Oh, let's steal 'em.
I remember what I was a k--
I'm just sayings I can hears
ringing out in my monitor mix.
half assing it.
How dare you!? I'm selling it,
kicking ass, you just stand
(groans), just boring, I'm
every--
Yeah well that's the expense of
playing. You see Toki--
Dats weird.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!! Who's dat guy!
Send your men in!
General, it's a counter attack!
It's time to die.
Is will sees you in Valhallska.
I've always hated you,
I knows, Toki. I knows.
That's my bread and butter your
[bleep] with.
(fighting sounds)
Noooooo!
It's time.
No, we must pray first, or it
devastating!
Do it! NOW!
Pater noster, qui es in caelis,
Sanctificetur--
You have betrayed me.
Be blind.
Nooooo!
What are you doing?
You, I need alive. Sleep.
We will meet again.
The Metalocalypse has begun.
Chirp.