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METALOCALYPSE 119
>> ♪ SHE'S THE DAUGHTER

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WHO'S JUST 19
HE'S A DAD

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THAT'S WAY TOO MEAN
AND IF YOU WANT TO ASK HER OUT

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YOU'LL GET RIGHT IN BETWEEN
DOODILY DOO

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DOODILY DOO
AND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME
FUN

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AND IF YOU WANT TO DO IT RIGHT
YOU'LL BE DATING PENELOPE ♪

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> NOW, BE NICE TO THIS ONE,
DADDY.

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I'M SICK OF YOU SCARING ALL MY
DATES AWAY.

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>> WELL, IF THEY CAN'T STAND THE
HEAT, I DON'T WANT 'EM NEAR YOUR

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KITCHEN.

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>> [LAUGH TRACK]
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT

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MEANS.

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>> WELL, WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO
ANYWAY?

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>> HE WORKS AT THIS PLACE--
THE MORGUE.

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>> WELL, AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER
WILL LIKE HIM.

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>> WHAT?

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>> UM, PEOPLE MUST BE DYING TO
WORK WITH HIM.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
MORGUE, HUH?

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THIS ONE MIGHT NOT SCARE SO
EASILY.

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>> [CHEERING AND HOOTING]
>> DON'T YOU THINK THAT A

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DRIVEWAY IS A FUNNY PLACE FOR
A
DOG TO SLEEP?

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>> [LAUGHTER]
>> UH, THIS ISN'T YOUR DOG,

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IS IT?

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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ I'LL

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TEACH YOU
WHO

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ROCK
DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪
>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
DOODILY DOODILY DOO

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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
>> IT SEEMS THAT DETHKLOK HAVE

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DECIDED TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL
ACTORS.

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GENTLEMEN, OUR RESIDENT ACTING
EXPORT DR. CHAZZ

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FAZZLEDOPENHOFFER.

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DR. CHAZZ?

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>> THIS DETHKLOK ACTING
BUSINESS
CONCERNS ME.

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WE'VE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO
CONTROL MOVIES AND BLEND THEM

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TOGETHER WITH TELEVISION INTO
ONE BLAND, LIFELESS FACE THAT

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THE HUMANOID PUBLIC CAN
NOURISH
OFF OF.

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>> DO YOU THINK DETHKLOK COULD
REALLY HAVE AN IMPACT ON THE

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MOVIE INDUSTRY?

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>> WHAT DETHKLOK THREATENS TO
DO IS AWAKEN THE IMAGINATION

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OF THE PUBLIC!

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THEY HAVE CHARISMA.

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THEY HAVE IT!

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THEY HAVE...

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ZAZZ.

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>> SUPPOSING THEY DO MAKE A
SUCCESSFUL MOVIE, WHAT'S THE

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WORST-CASE SCENARIO?

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>> INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
RETURNS,
CREATIVE CONTROL GOES BACK TO

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THE ARTIST, ACTORS BECOME SMART
AND COOL AGAIN, MOVIES BECOME

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THOUGHTFUL, ENDINGS BECOME HARD
TO FIGURE OUT, PEOPLE GO TO

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THEATERS AND...

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INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.

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>> AND BECOME ENTIRELY HARDER
TO
CONTROL.

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>> THE DOMINO EFFECT.

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>> THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED "BLOOD
OCEAN" STARRING DETHKLOK IS

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CURRENTLY IN ITS 13th MONTH OF
PRODUCTION.

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NO ONE HAS SEEN ANY FOOTAGE, BUT
IT PROMISES TO BE ONE OF THE

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BIGGEST-BUDGETED MOVIES IN FILM
HISTORY.

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BEHEMOTH STUDIO HEAD JAMES
GRISHNACK WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

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"THIS WILL BE A MONUMENTALLY
BRUTAL FILM."

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NOW, THE PLOT OF "BLOOD OCEAN"
IS TIGHTLY UNDER WRAPS, BUT WE

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FOUND OUT A COUPLE OF THINGS.

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IT'S GONNA HAVE SPACE VIKINGS,
SERIAL KILLERS, MURDER, AND IT

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WILL HAVE MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS IN
SPECIAL EFFECTS.

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AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.

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>> SHUT IT OFF!

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>> CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. GRISHNACK!

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>> CONGRATULATIONS?!

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FOR WHAT, HAVING BLOWN MORE
MONEY ON A MOVIE THAN ANYONE
IN

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HISTORY?!

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A MOVIE FILLED WITH MUMBLING
IDIOTS THAT NO ONE CAN

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UNDERSTAND?!

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AND THEY'RE STILL MAKING IT?!

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AND THERE'S NO ENDING?!

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>> WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
SIDE: AT LEAST EVERYONE'S
HAPPY.

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>> HAPPY NOW?

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>> I WASN'T TRYING TO BE--
>> GO GET DADDY A DRINK.

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GRR!

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>> BEFORE WE TAKE OVER AND
PILLAGE THE SPACE PLANET

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ALFA UDERO 7, WE MUST PRAY TO
SPACE ODON--SPACE ODIN.

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GO.

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YOUR TURN.

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>> YEAH.

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AND DIE.

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AND--BUT YET SPACE ORG ON A ZIP
WE ARE MAD AT SERIAL KILLIER.

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>> YEAH, I KNOW.

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NOW, BUT MAYBE WE'LL FIND YOUR
FATHER OUT THERE.

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YOU GO.

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>> SWELL, SWINGS!

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THAT--LOOK AT HIMS FORS A
BILLION YEAR.

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>> AND CUT.

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THAT'S JUST GREAT.

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SKWISGAAR, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

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>> UH.

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>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

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>> YEAH, CUT, PRINT.

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MOVINGS ON.

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THAT'S THE ONE.

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>> I AGREE, IT WAS GREAT,
BUT, UH...

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HUH.

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WE'RE HAVING A HARD TIME
MAKING
OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

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>> LIKE WHAT?!

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>> LIKE THE WORDS.

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>> AH, I CAN'T SAY THOSE WORDS
ANY HARDER THAN I TRIED.

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AH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL
YOU.

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>> WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS,
SKWISGAAR, WE'LL MAKE A DEAL.

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I'LL DIRECT AS BEST AS I CAN IF
YOU SAY THEM WORDS AS BEST AS

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YOU CAN REALLY DO IT.

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>> I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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IF YOU READ OUR CONTRACT,
YOU'LL
REALIZE THAT YOU CAN'T DIRECT,

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NOTE, OR BERATE US BECAUSE IT
SICKENS US.

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YOU'RE FIRED.

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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO DIRECT
HIM.

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I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO
SPEAK
CLEAR, THAT'S ALL.

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THAT'S ALL.

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>> YEAH.

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THAT'S A NO-NO.

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YOU KNOW, IN OUR CONTRACT, NO
APPROACHING OF ANY OF US, SO...

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>> YEAH, YOU KNEW THAT.

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>> SO, I'M FIRED?

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>> OH, CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD!

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NOW MAYBE YOU HANGS YOURSELF!

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HA HA!

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>> HANG MYSELF?

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>> WE'RE TALKING WITH
J.F. AMARTH LIVE ON THE SET OF

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"BLOOD OCEAN."

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J.F., YOU'VE WORKED WITH A LOT
OF LEGENDARY ACTORS OVER THE

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YEARS.

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WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH
DETHKLOK?

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>> WELL, WHAT YOU NEED TO
REMEMBER IS THAT IN MY DAY,

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ACTING WASN'T A GAME...

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[TIRES SQUEALING]
...JUST MINCE IN OFF THE
STREET

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AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP.

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DO YOU MIND?!

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>> OH, SORRY, J.F.

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NEVER DROVE A FORKLIFT BEFORE.

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JUST GOTTA PUT IT IN PARK.

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HOLD ON.

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THERE.

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SORRY.

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>> THE MOVIE BUSINESS CHANGED.

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IT'S TOO MUCH FOR US--
AAGH!

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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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>> OH, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!

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NO, NO, NO, NO!

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LEAVE IT IN!

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REALLY!

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>> LET ME FIND IT--
>> I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

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>> WHOA!

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>> AAGH!

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>> IN A WORLD WITH NO LAWS,
THE PLANETS ARE BEING PILLAGED

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BY SPACE VIKINGS.

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THERE LIES A SECRET TO A SWORDS
FATHERS MAKER WHO KNOWS THE

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IDENTITY OF A SERIAL KILLER--
>> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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>> AND THE OIL RIG WHERE THE
HAUNTED CRYPT OF

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MANINGDALAFALAFAL LIES.

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>> NO!

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>> AND THE LOVE WHERE IT
HAPPENED AT.

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>> SPACE ODIN!

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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."

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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."

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COMING SOON.

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"BLOOD OCEAN."

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>> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."

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>> WHOO!

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>> THAT'S COOL!

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>> WE'RE AMAZING ACTORS!

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>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT!

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>> DID YOU SEE THAT?!

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WE'RE BETTER THAN MEATLOAF!

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>> THAT WAS ONLY THE TRAILER!

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JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE MOVIE'S
LIKE!

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>> I CAN'TS WAITS TO SEE US INS
THIS MOVIE.

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>> I DON'T MEAN TO RAIN ON THE
PARADE HERE, BUT--

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>> DON'T!

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JUST DON'T.

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GO AWAY.

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CAN'T YOU SEE HOW HAPPY WE ARE?

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DON'T RUIN THAT.

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>> YOU ARE ALL VERY DRUNK, YES?

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>> WELL, YEAH.

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>> OF COURSE.

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>> [WHIMPERS]
>> I'M CONCERNED
GRISHNACK--THE

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STUDIO HEAD--HAS BEEN
DODGING MY
PHONE CALLS.

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AND IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.

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SOMETIMES THAT MEANS THAT THE
MOVIE IS VERY BAD.

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>> YEAH, SO?!

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WHO GIVE A CRAPS, EH?!

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>> WELL, MOVIES ARE A BIG DEAL,
AND A BAD ONE CAN RUIN YOUR

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IMAGE.

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>> OARS MIMAGE?

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>> IMAGE.

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OH, WE HAVE A IMAGE.

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>> MAGE.

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>> IMAGE.

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>> IAMAGE.

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>> IT MEANS THAT PEOPLE WILL
STOP LIKING YOU AND STOP BUYING

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YOUR MUSIC.

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>> [CHEERING]
>> OH, BOY.

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>> [CHEERING INTENSIFIES]
>> BLOOD.

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AN OCEAN OF BLOOD.

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I WONDER HOW MANY BLOOD DROPS
OF
BLOOD THERE ARE IN THIS BLOOD

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OCEAN.

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I WONDER HOW MUCH IS IT IN A
DROP.

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I WONDER, HAS--WELL--I...

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LET'S JUST SAY THERE ARE
APPROXIMATELY...

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>> I AM JUST A COP.

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A COP WHO HAPPENS TO BE A
SERIAL
KILLER.

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HOW DID I GET HERE IN THIS
BLOOD
OCEAN?

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I GUESS IT ALL STARTED A LONG
TIME AGO.

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FAR AWAY FROM HERE.

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>> MY PLANET IS IN SEARCH OF
BLOOD.

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IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A WHOLE
OCEAN OF BLOOD.

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>> WHAT'S THE HELL?

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THAT ISN'T HOWS I SOUND.

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>> I AM TORN BETWEEN MY EVIL
DESIRES AND THE QUEST FOR

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JUSTICE IN...

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>> SO, TAKE THIS AND MULTIPLY
BY
VOLUME OF THE WATER IN THE

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OCEAN, WHICH IS BLOOD.

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BLOOD OCEAN.

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AND WATER--I FOUND...

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I FOUND IT OUT THAT IT'S
TRILLIONS OF GALLONS.

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OH, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?

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WHAT A PIECE OF [BLEEP].

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>> WAS I MORE FAT OR WAS I
MORE
STUPID LOOKING?

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MY GOD.

236
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I'M HIDEOUS.

237
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>> WHOSE WAS THAT'S VOICE?!

238
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>> IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

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YOU, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

240
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THAT PIECE OF CRAP AIN'T
COMING
OUT.

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>> AW, NOT EVENS ON DV-D?!

242
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>> TOKI, SHUTS UP!

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>> SHUT UP!

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>> HELLO, BOYS.

245
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HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING.

246
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>> MR. GRISHNACK, THAT MOVIE
CANNOT COME OUT.

247
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IT'S CRAP.

248
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>> OH, DON'T BE DRASTIC.

249
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THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

250
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WE JUST HAPPEN TO MAKE ANOTHER--
WHAT YOU CALL IN THIS BUSINESS--

251
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A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP].

252
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>> SO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
RELEASE IT?

253
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>> NORMALLY WITH A MOVIE LIKE
THIS, I'D JUST--I'D JUST EAT IT

254
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AND IT WOULD DIE.

255
00:09:55,335 --> 00:09:57,710
BUT SINCE IT'S YOU, OH, YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS OUT.

256
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AND IT'S GONNA MAKE THE MONEY
BACK.

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I DON'T CARE IF IT RUIN'S YOUR
CAREERS, I'M MAKING MY MONEY

258
00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:02,126
BACK.

259
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,710
IT'S DETHKLOK IN THE MOVIE.

260
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:07,085
>> THAT'S OUR REPUTATION
YOU'RE
MESSING WITH, GRISHNACK.

261
00:10:07,168 --> 00:10:10,626
>> ALL RIGHT, DILDOS, LISTEN
UP:
I'VE BEEN [BLEEP] OVER

262
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FAT-HEAD CELEBRITIES SINCE
YOU WERE ALL [BLEEP] IN
DIAPERS.

263
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:19,918
NOW, THIS MOVIE, IT'S A $500
MILLION [BLEEP] SANDWICH,

264
00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,876
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA TAKE A BITE
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA SMILE

265
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,293
'CAUSE YOU LOVE HOW IT TASTES.

266
00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,376
GOT IT?!

267
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,376
NOW, YOU GO OUT THERE TO
YOUR--
YOUR ADORING PUBLIC.

268
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,085
I WROTE ALL THE REVIEWS.

269
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,460
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A GOOD MOVIE
IS ANYMORE.

270
00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,376
JUST SHUT UP AND SMILE.

271
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,835
REMEMBER, [BLEEP] SANDWICH
TASTES GREAT.

272
00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:39,085
NOW, GO.

273
00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:40,751
>> [CHEERING]
>> SPECTACULAR!

274
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UNBELIEVABLE!

275
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WOW!

276
00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:43,210
WHAT A MOVIE!

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00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,085
>> "BLOOD OCEAN" IS QUITE
POSSIBLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER

278
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MADE.

279
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>> [CROWD SCREAMS]
>> ♪ BLEED, BLEED, BLEED,
BLEED

280
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BLEED, BLEED, BLEED, BLEED
BLOOD

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OCEAN
BLEED, BLEED... ♪

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>> HOW FAKE.

283
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,960
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

284
00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:03,335
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

285
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--www.ncicap.org--]
♪ BLOOD OCEAN

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00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:09,418
THE LAND'S COAGULATED
AND MY MIND'S INCARCERATED

287
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:13,543
BUT MY HELMET'S VENTILATED
WITH THE SOULS CORRELATED

288
00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:17,418
THOUGH MY FATHER'S FASCINATED
WITH THE PREMISES NEGATED

289
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,960
AND THE NIGHT WILL BE BERATED
WITH THE SOULS OF THE DEFLATED

290
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:25,710
YOU ARE GONNA LOSE YOUR MIND
TONIGHT ♪

291
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:26,793
>> CHIRP.