IS THE LATEST CELEBRITY LENDING HIS VOICE
TO THE FAMOUS BOOKS ON TAPE SERIES.
HE IS BEING PAID A REPUTED ONE BILLION DOLLARS TO RECORD
ALL OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S WORKS.
AND GET READY ALL YOU MILFs, GMILFs AND SOON-TO-BE MILFs,
DETHKLOK'S RESIDENT LOTHARIO, SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
HAS BEEN HITTING THE NIGHT CLUB SCENE LATELY
AND IS ALSO INTERESTED
IN ACQUIRING A NEW STABLE OF FLB's.
GOOD LUCK GIRLS!
COULD IT BE THE LONG AWAITED MURDERFACE SIDE PROJECT,
PLANET PISS, IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
Murderface: THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN.
SEE, THE KEY WORD HERE IS ORGANIZATION.
IT'S JUST, IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING PROFESSIONAL.
Anchor: AND FINALLY, WE'VE ALL HEARD THOSE VICIOUS RUMORS
ABOUT PRICKLES THE DRUMMER
NOT REALLY BEING AS A BIG A DRINKER
AS HE CLAIMS TO BE.
WELL, PICKLES IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
Pickles: IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT HURTS WHEN PEOPLE SAY
THINGS THAT AIN'T TRUE,
BUT YOU KNOW IN RETALIATION I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING.
I'M GOING TO DRINK MORE THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
Anchor: I BELIEVE HE WILL!
AND THAT'S THE DEHKLOK MINUTE!
Toki: AWW, BULL [bleep]!
I GOTS LEFT OFF THE DETHKLOK MINUTE AGAIN!
DAT'S BULL [bleep]!
CFO: WELL, TOKI, YOU ARE RECEIVING A DISTINGUISHED AWARD.
President: MR. TIJU WARTOOTH!
IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO PRESENT YOU
WITH THE MOST DISTINGUISHED ARGENTINIAN AWARD.
LOS NINOS FAVORITICO!
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
I'S HATE KIDS.
[DEATH METAL PLAYING]
♪ DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK ♪
WHOA!
♪ DETH-K-LOK ♪
♪ DETHKLOK DETHKLOK ♪
♪ SKWISGARR SKWIGELF TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
♪ TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLE BEE ♪
♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
♪ PICKLES, THE DRUMMER ♪
♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
TOKI WARTOOTH
HAS BECOME ALARMINGLY POPULAR WITH CHILDREN.
THIS IS SOMETHING WE ARE NOT PREPARED TO DEAL WITH.
YOU ALL KNOW OUR CHILD CONTROL EXPERT,
PROFESSOR JERRY GUSTAV MANGLEDINK.
WE MUST FEAR CHILDREN.
WE HAVE MANY SUCCESSFUL PROGRAMS IN PLACE
TO SILENCE AND CONTROL CHILDREN.
BUT I FEAR THIS, TOKI WARTOOTH.
HIS NATURAL CHILDLIKE WAYS
AND CHILDREN'S AFFINITY TOWARDS HIM
MAY BE OUR BIGGEST THREAT YET.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE SIXTIES?
YES...
YES, I DO.
WELL, THAT WAS JUST HIPPIES.
DIRTY HIPPIES WITH FLOWERS AND MUSHROOMS AND ACOUSTIC GUITARS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE A WHOLE GENERATION
OF CHILDREN RAISED ON...
METAL?
LITTLE JULLIETTE SARMANGSADANDLE.
SHE DOES NOT HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.
BUT WITH OUR FOUNDATION, SHE GETS ON LAST WISH.
AND WHAT IS THAT SWEETIE?
I WANNA MEET TOKI--
TOKI, THE UH, WISH FOR SOMETHING FOUNDATION
WANTS YOU TO BE THEIR POSTER BOY.
IT'S QUITE AN HONOR.
IT'S SICK AND HELPLESS CHILDREN.
I PASS.
I'M SORRY?
I'M NOT ASSOCIATING MYSELF WITH KIDS.
THESE ONES ARE DYING, TOKI.
OH, GOOD.
AWH, TOKI YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
YES I DO's! DEAD!
ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO IS SPEND A FEW HOURS
JUST TALKING TO CHILDREN, JUST--
HOW COMES I CAN'T SIT AROUND AND DRINKS LIKE PICKLE?
HOWS COME I CAN'T SIT AROUND AND SCREWS SLUTS OR SOMETHING?
BUT, NO, YOU ARE THE CUTESY GUY!
DAT KIDS LIKE, YOU GOTTA HELPS PEOPLE GETS OVER THEIR PROBLEMS.
[Bleep] THAT!
YOU DOS IT!
KIDS!
WISH FOR SOMETHING FOUNDATION!
I GONNA MAKE KIDS WISH THEY WAS NEVER BORN.
I'M GONNA BE A DEMON...
WHAT LIVES IN THEIR NIGHTMARES.
RIGHT DEADY BEAR?
I'M PSYCHED!
YOU'RE READY, I'M READY, WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO,
SO LET'S GET IN THERE AND DO IT.
ALRIGHT, I'M READY TO GO, PSYCHED.
SO! YOU GOT YOUR SONGS READY?
GOT YOUR LYRICS READY? YOU ORGANIZED?
I GOT MY SONGS READY, I GOT MY LYRICS READY,
IT'S ALL READY, IT'S ALL ABOUT ORGANIZATION.
IT'S TIME TO DO IT, IT'S TIME TO DO IT.
YEAH, WE'RE READY TO GO.
JUST READY TO GO, READY TO GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT MY FEAR IS?
I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET BIGGER THAN DETHKLOK.
HUH.
THAT'D BE SOMETHING.
WELL I CAN TELL YOU THIS, THAT'S A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE.
HUH, I GUESS.
THAT'S A PROBLEM YOU WANT TO HAVE,
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
THAT'S A PROBLEM YOU WANT TO HAVE.
LET'S UH, LET'S GO IN THERE, LET'S DO IT!
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, JUST WANT TO GATHER MYSELF,
GATHER MYSELF, GET READY.
WELL, WE'VE BEEN HERE SITTING FOR FIVE HOURS.
JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN OVER NIGHT.
OK, OK.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
GOOD. I GUESS.
GOOD. FEELING OK?
YEAH.
CAUSE YOU SOUND A LITTLE...
DUDE, I'M FINE.
LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO ENGINEER THIS SESSION
BECAUSE THESE GUYS ARE PAYING ME A LOT OF MONEY
AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY ANYONE, I WANT TO KEEP IT ALL,
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO ANYBODY ELSE LIKE A DUMB ENGINEER, ALRIGHT?
DUDE.
ALRIGHT, THANKS. ALRIGHT, NOW--
YEAH.
UH, MAKE SURE THE LEVELS ARE--
YEAH, THEY'RE LIGHTS ARE BLINKING RIGHT HERE.
ALRIGHT. NOW I WANT TO DO THIS IN ONE TAKE
CAUSE THIS GUY WROTE A LOT OF STUFF, GOT IT?
YEAH.
HERE WE GO.
OK. GO!
TO BE, OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION
WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND
TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS...
...MY HEART DOTH JOY THAT YET IN ALL MY LIFE I FOUND NO MAN BUT HE WAS TRUE TO ME.
DUDE, NATHAN, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME,
BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD.
BUT, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS: I'M SORRY.
Aaaaaah!
♪♪♪
GO! GO!
♪ I AM PISS AND YOU ARE PISS ♪
♪ AND SKY IS PISS ♪
♪ AND LEGS ARE PISS
♪ AND CARS ARE PISS ♪
♪ AND BOOKS ARE PISS ♪
♪ AND TEETH IS PISS PISS ♪
♪ AND SCHOOL IS AND THEY'RE ALL PISS ♪
FIND THE DOWN BEAT, FIND THE DOWN BEAT!
WHERE'S THE BASS? WHERE'S THE BASS?
FIND THE DOWN BEAT, GO GO GO!
WHERE IS IT?
GO!
WHERE'S THE BASS?
GO! COME ON, LOUDER!
DO IT LOUDER, COME ON!
♪ THIS IS PISS AND THAT IS PISS AND EVERYTHING IS PISS ... ♪
♪ AND WHAT COMES OUT IT IS ONLY PISS ...♪
♪ PISS ♪
♪ PLANET PISS ♪ ♪ PLANET PISS ♪
STOP! WE GOT IT!
HEY, COME ON IN, WE GOT IT.
THAT'S GREAT. I GOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH
YOU KNOW, IT'S PROTOOLS.
YEAH!!!!
I'LL SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, DICKWEEDS!
AAAHH!
TOKI'S LOSING HIS MIND.
AY-A-ACTING WEIRD.
I KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS,
HE'S TURNING INTO A REAL ASSHOLE.
DO WE KICK HIM OUT OF THE BAND?
WHOA, WH-WHOA,
OK, ALRIGHT, RELAX, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
HE SLEEPS...
SOCK...
BAR OF SOAP...
BING, BANG, BING!
BRAIN DAMAGE, CORN FIELD, GUN.
PKEW!
FUNERAL.
OH, THATS MAY BES A LITTLES TOO HARD FOR MES TO HANDLE.
FIRE HIM THEN.
AH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL PLANET PISS.
DAMMIT!
WHY? YEAH, WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S TOO EMOTIONAL AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CANCEL IT.
AW, DARN.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FIRE TOKI,
I CAN BEGIN PROCESSING THE PAPER WORK.
BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, I MIGHT HAVE A PLAN.
THAT LITTLE SICK GIRL IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
TELL HERE TO GO DIE.
WELL, SHE IS DYING.
GOOD.
SHE MADE YOU THIS DVD. I'D WATCH IT IF I WERE YOU.
[ COUGHING ]
AWW, JEEZ.
HEY, HEY, HEY, CAN I GET YOU SOME TEQUILA?
HEY, DON'T BE SAD, LITTLE GIRL,
ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG...
OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND. SORRY.
HEY, GUESS WHATS TO CHEERS YOU UP, A GUITARS POPSICLE! AH?
WE BETTER GET GOING.
♪ I AM JUST A GIRL ♪
♪ JUST A SPECK OF WORTHLESS DUST IN THIS ROTTING WORLD ♪
♪ YET I MUST SPEAK TO THEE ♪
♪ THERE WAS ONCE A TIME ♪
♪ WHERE I LONGED FOR PRETTY THINGS ♪
♪ BUT NOW THAT'S CHANGED ♪
♪ I LONG FOR MURDER ♪
♪ HOW LONG SHALL I WAIT ♪
♪ TO CELEBRATE MY UNFORGIVING HATE ♪
♪ EE AA EE AA EE AA ♪
♪ EE ATE EE ATE ♪
♪ OHHHHH ♪
♪ I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BRUTAL ♪
♪ I CAN'T WAIT TO WIELD A HATCHET COVERED WITH BLOOD ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU'RE THE MAGGOT OF MY EYES ♪
♪ YOU'RE A PIECE OF ROTTING PIE ♪
♪ TO ME ♪
♪ OHHH OHH OHHH OHH OHH ♪
♪ OH-OH ♪
♪ IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ♪
♪ YOU'VE BEEN YOUNG NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ NOW, I VERY UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ YES HE DOES ♪
♪ YES, YES, YES, HE DOES ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ I AM PICKLES THE DRUMMER AND I GET TO SING ♪
♪ HERE TOO CAUSE I'M DRUNK ♪
♪ I'M DRUNK ♪
♪ I'M REALLY REALLY DRUNK, DICKWEED ♪
♪ THANK YOU TOO ♪
I'M GONNA GO -- I'M GOONA GO LAY DOWN.
I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN, NOW,
OK, BYE.
♪ MANA MANE MEE MANA MANA MANA MEE ♪
♪ MANA MANA MANA ME MMA MA MOO MOO ♪
♪ MAMA ME MAH ME MAH MOOH ♪
♪ AHH AHH AHH AHH ♪
LITTLE GIRLS! WAIT! WAIT! I'S SORRY.
I'S ALL SCREWED UP INSIDE.
I WAS SELFISH, A SELFISH IDIOT.
BUT NOW I KNOW HOW WRONGS I WAS.
I HAVE ALL THE TIMES IN THE WORLD FOR YOU NOW.
SO PLEASE, COMES BACK WITH ME.
AHHHHH!
OH NO, SHE'S DEAD!
OH, MY GOD! NO, NO, MY GOD!
NO NO!!!
SHE'S DEAD, SHE'S DEAD!
OH, NO, OH, NO, OH, NO!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
I'M DEAD, I'M DEAD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
YOU KILLED ME!
I'M DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!...
THAT'S PITCH CORRECT, MY VOICE PITCH CORRECTED.
PITCH CORRECTED? NO.
NO, YOUR VOICE IS NOT PITCH CORRECTED.
CAUSE, IT'S UH, IT'S YOU.
DID YOU PITCH CORRECT IT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, IT'S YOUR PROJECT.
IT'S YOUR -- IT'S YOUR CALL.
WHAT ARE OUR OPTIONS?
WELL WE CAN UPROOT IT,
START THE WHOLE THING OVER AGAIN,
IF YOU WANT.
I DON'T WANNA DO THAT.
CHIRP...