>> [SIGHS]
UH...
[SIGHS]
>> COME ON, MAN!
PLAY SOMETHING!
>> [SIGHS]
>> THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF
FOOTAGE WE'VE SEEN OF THE BAND.
THEY'RE CALLING IT THE CONCERT
THAT DETHKLOK DIDN'T PLAY.
RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING,
CANCELLED TOUR DATES, NO PUBLIC
APPEARANCE--HAS THE BAND THROWN
IN THE TOWEL?
>> THEM BOYS,
THEY GOT THE BLUES.
>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ I'LL
TEACH YOU
WHO
ROCK
DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK! ♪
>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH
NOT A BUMBLE BEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
DOODILY DOODILY DOO
NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[SIGHS]
>> CAN YOU PASS THAT PROZAC
SHAKER?
>> OH!
THIS IS SOY ICE CREAM.
SKWISGAAR!
>> [SIGHS]
MAYBE I'M NOT PLERCRICT.
>> AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT THE
FATTEST, UGLIEST LEAD SINGER
ALIVE WITH HORRIBLE SKIN.
>> MY LORDS, THIS MAN BREACHED
THE GATES OF MORDHAUS.
SHALL I KILL HIM?
>> HOW DID HE GETS IN HERE?
>> WELL, I'M A BLUES MAN.
HA HA.
A BLUES MAN FIND HIS WAY IN
ANYWHERE.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M MASHED POTATO JOHNSON.
AND I WANT TO HELP YOU.
>> DETHKLOK IS IN A CELEBRITY
DEPRESSION.
THIS COULD BE MONUMENTALLY BAD.
>> COULD THIS CELEBRITY
DEPRESSION BE THE END OF
DETHKLOK?
>> WELL, IT'S DIFFICULT TO
SPECULATE.
GENTLEMEN, CELEBRITY DEPRESSION
EXPERT VINCENZO DE ALIMAMALA
CORNINGSTON III.
>> MANY CELEBRITIES BECOME
CELEBRITIES BECAUSE WORLD
RECOGNITION IS THE ONLY THING
THAT PULLS THEM OUT OF THE
HORRIBLY DEPRESSING REALITIES OF
LIVING.
THEY NO LONGER LIVE IN REALITY.
ANYTHING COULD SEND THEM
SPIRALING INTO A DEPRESSION--
A BAD PHOTO, A SLICE OF PIZZA
BEFORE SLEEPING--AND THEIR
WORLD CAN IMMEDIATELY TURN
UPSIDE DOWN!
THUS THEY TURN OUTSIDE FORCES TO
ENLIGHTEN THEM, SUCH AS SHAMEN
OR GURUS.
>> AND WHO DO YOU BELIEVE
DETHKLOK WILL TURN TO?
>> MASHED POTATO JOHNSON.
HE'S THE OLDEST LIVING BLUES
GUITARIST.
THEY SAY HE MADE A DEAL WITH THE
DEVIL--STANDARD BLUES MUSICIAN
RAP SHEET.
>> ALL DUE RESPECT, WHY SHOULD
WE BE WORRIED ABOUT DETHKLOK
LEARNING THE WAYS OF THE BLUES?
>> BECAUSE THE BLUES ARE JUST AS
CURSED AS THIS METAL IS.
>> THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS AT THE
HELM OF THIS MUSIC.
>> IF DETHKLOK EMBRACES THEIR
DEPRESSION, WE COULD ALL BE IN
GREAT DANGER.
>> WE WILL LET DETHKLOK EXPLORE
THIS NEW TERRITORY.
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
[BIRD CAWING]
>> OH!
IT MUST BE 200 DEGREES.
OH, [BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP].
I'M TAKING OFF MY [BLEEP]
SHIRT OFF.
>> WHAT?
WHERE ARE WE?
>> WE'RE IN THE SOUTH--
THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE BLUES.
>> WELL, IT'S TOO [BLEEP] HOT.
AND I'M TAKING MY SHIRT OFF.
MY GOD.
I HAVE LET MYSELF GO.
>> WELL, YOU HAVE PUT ON A FEW
POUND-A-ROONIS.
>> YOU'RE, UH, NOT SUPPOSED TO
AGREE WITH ME, DICK-BRAIN.
>> WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING IN
THIS HORRIBLE MICROWAVES?
I DOESN'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT
THIS BLOUSE.
>> THE BLUES.
>> YEAH.
BUT ALL I CARES ABOUT IS DARK
AND BRUTAL.
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW DARK AND
BRUTAL?
COME WITH ME.
THIS HERE WHERE THE BLUES BEGAN,
RIGHT HERE WHERE WE'RE STANDING.
BLIND HARLAN DAVENPORT KILLED
HIS WIFE, BURIED HER IN THAT
CHICKEN COOP RIGHT THERE.
THAT NIGHT, HE RECORDED "WIFE
GONE ON THE FUNERAL TRAIN
BLUES."
NEXT MORNING, THE POLICE SHOT
HIM IN THE EYE 52 TIMES.
THIS IS WHERE SMOKY TOE BROWN
WAS SAVAGELY BEATEN FOR SLEEPING
WITH HIS NEIGHBOR'S WIFE SHORTLY
BEFORE HE RECORDED "TRAIN, LEAVE
THIS STATION BLUES."
THEY SAY HIS GHOST COME BACK TO
LIFE AND KILLED HIS NEIGHBOR,
PITCH-FORKED HIS INTESTINES, AND
HUNG THEM ON THE TREE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS
"SHORTY TURNYTOP" MADE A DEAL
WITH THE DEVIL.
HE WAS HIT BY A TRAIN AT THIS
EXACT SPOT.
AS HIS HEAD TRAVELED IN THE AIR,
HE WROTE "BLUES TRAIN BLUES."
>> ALLS THEY SINGS ABOUT IS
TRAINS.
>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE REALLY
TO TALK ABOUT?
HA HA.
COME ON.
THIS HERE IS WHERE MUSTARD TITS
THE MURDER MASTER BROWN
SLAUGHTERED 22 MEN JUST FOR
BEING UGLY.
HE WENT ON TO RECORD "HERE COME
THAT TRAIN A-COMING BLUES."
NOW, THE FIRST RULE OF THE BLUES
IS TRANSLATING THAT FEELING,
MAKING SOMEBODY FEEL JUST AS BAD
AS YOU.
NOW, I WANT Y'ALL TO PAIR UP.
WE GONNA HAVE A BLUES-GIVING
SESSION.
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
>> DUDE, HAS ANYBODY GOT ANY
SPF?
I'M VERY IRISH-AMERICAN.
>> REAL BLUESMAN GET A SUNBURN.
NOW, GO ON, NATHAN.
YOU GIVE MURDERFACE THEM BLUES!
>> OK, UH.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
UH, HEY, DOG-FACE,
WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT SOME DOG
FOOD AND EAT YOUR OWN THROW-UP,
'CAUSE YOU'RE A DOG-FACE.
>> JEEZ, NATHAN!
A LITTLE BELOW THE BELT.
I GUESS I REALLY DO HAVE A
DOG-FACE.
MAYBE I SHOULD THROW UP AND EAT
IT.
>> GOOD!
NOW YOU FEELING THEM BLUES.
YOU GO ON NOW, MURDERFACE.
>> OK.
HEY, THIN-LIPS,
WHY DON'T YOU GO...
MAKE OUT WITH GLENN CLOSE AND,
UH, AND GO AND BRING HER ACADEMY
AWARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
[BLEEP] ASS.
THAT'S GREAT.
>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I SHOULD USE MY CRAPPY
THIN LIPS AND MAKE OUT WITH
GLENN CLOSE.
>> NOW, SKWISGAAR,
LET'S TALK ABOUT BLUES GUITAR.
>> I ONLY PLAYS METAL.
IT'S EMBARRASSED FOR US TO EVEN
HAVE THIS GRANDSPA'S GUITARS.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE THE BLUES SOUND.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO PLAY THIS.
[PLAYS BLUESY RIFF]
[PLAYING FAST ARPEGGIOS]
THAT'S CLOSE.
ONE MORE TIME.
TRY TO PLAY THIS.
[SLIDES UP TO NOTE, HOLDS IT,
STRUMS]
[PLAYING FAST SCALES]
>> WE CAN'T NOTS PLAYS FAST
PHYSICALLY.
>> YEAH, IT'S HARD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
[PLAYING SLOWLY]
>> OH!
I GOTS THE HIT IN THE BALLS WITH
THE TRAIN CINDER BLOCK RIGHT IN
THE BALLS!
>> NOW, NATHAN,
I WANT YOU TO PLAY ME SOME BLUES
HARMONICA.
>> I DON'T HAVE A BLUES
HARMONICA.
>> WELL, THAT'S OK.
YOU CAN USE MINE.
LICK IT.
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> A REAL BLUES MAN GET A FLAVOR
FOR HIS HARP.
NOW, YOU GO ON AND LICK THAT
THING.
NOW, YOU PLAY THEM BLUES.
[TOOT]
>> THERE.
I'M FINISHED.
>> WHAT?!
YOU'VE HARDLY PLAYED THAT THING
AT ALL.
>> YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, I--
I GOT IT.
>> NOW, YOU BOYS COME A LONG
WAY, BUT SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT
KNOW, DOWN HERE IN MISSISSIPPI,
THERE'S EVIL.
THE BLUES DEVIL LIVE DOWN HERE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A REAL BLUES
MAN, YOU GOTTA SELL YOUR SOUL TO
THE DEVIL.
[BIRD CAWING]
[THUNDER]
>> I UNDERSTAND YOU WISH TO
BARGAIN YOUR ETERNAL SOULS FOR
BLUES FAME.
>> YEAH, UH...
HEY, FANCY-PANTS, WE'RE
DETHKLOK.
WE'RE KIND OF FAMOUS ALREADY.
>> OH, COME ON.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS TO
BECOME, YOU KNOW, THE BLUES
GUYS.
SIR, SORRY.
HEY, WE, UH, WISH TO BARGAIN
OUR SOULS, YOU KNOW, HA,
FOR WHATEVER.
>> VERY WELL.
YOU UNDERSTAND THEN THAT YOU
WILL HAVE TO SIGN A BINDING
CONTRACT.
>> WELL, SEE, OUR LAWYER IS NOT
HERE.
>> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE
HAVEN'T NEGOTIATED A CONTRACTED
BEFORE.
>> HOLD ON.
PAGE 4, THE LANGUAGE IS KIND OF
MURKY.
THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
REWRITTEN.
I'M SEEING OTHER REVISIONS, TOO.
PAGE 7...
>> ...IN ADVANCE NOT INCLUDABLE
OF ALL AND/OR ANY MONIES...
>> ...POINT 8% OF ALL SALES
PRORATED BECAUSE OF BACK END...
>> ...BEHAVIOR SYSTEM
IS 16.9%...
>> ...GOTTA DO IS PIGGYBACK SAID
SALES ONTO RECOUPABLE SOURCES,
I.E...
>> ...7% OF THE BACK END ON YOUR
SOUL, AND YOU, IN TURN, WILL GET
THIS $5.00 GIFT CARD FOR
HOT TOPIC.
>> I CAN LIVES WITH THAT.
>> I'M GONNA SLEEP ON IT AND
CONTACT A NOTARY.
>> I'M A NOTARY.
>> I'M GONNA SLEEP ON IT.
TAKE CARE, GUYS.
>> I LIKE HIM.
>> WE CAN'T EVEN GET THE BLUES
RIGHT.
OH, IT'S MAKING ME DEPRESSED.
>> WE HAVE ONE FINAL THING TO DO
AND YOUR JOURNEY OF THE BLUES IS
COMPLETE.
YOU GOTTA PLAY A SHOW.
>> BUT WE CAN'T!
WE'RE NOT READY!
>> OH, HELL, YOU READY.
>> BUT IT'S UNPOSSIBLE.
NO BACK-STAGE, NO CHAMPAGNES,
NOS POTATO SALAD IN THE SHAPE OF
A DEAD LADIES.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCERTS
BOOK.
>> IT DON'T MATTER.
YOU GO TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE AND
YOU PLAY THEM BLUES.
[AIRY IMPROV GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
THIS'LL DO JUST FINE.
>> DIRTY, WORTHLESS HIPPIES.
>> THIS, GUYS, IS WAY TOO HAPPY.
>> MAKE 'EM WISH THEY WAS NEVER
BORN.
GIVE 'EM THE BLUES.
>> SOMEBODY SLAP MY SUNBURNED
BACK.
AAGH!
I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN.
I'M READY.
>> WE JUST RECEIVED SOME VERY
AWESOME AND RAD NEWS, EVERYBODY.
DETHKLOK HAS RETURNED TO THE
PUBLIC.
[HOWLS]
YEAH!
>> WE'RE HERE TO PLAY SOME
MISSISSIPPI DELTA BLUES.
WE'RE IN A HORRIBLE DEPRESSION,
AND I GOTTA ADMIT IT:
WE'RE STARTING TO LIKE IT.
♪ HERE COMES THE SOUL COLLECTING
TRAIN OF MURDER A-COMIN'
IT LONGS TO TAKE YOUR PUTRID
BLACKENED SOUL AWAY FROM YOU
YOUR FACE WILL LEAVE
YOUR ROTTING HEAD
IN THE EARLY MORNING ♪
>> MY GOD!
IT'S SO DEPRESSING!
>> ♪ YOUR GUTS WILL LEAVE YOUR
CORPSE, YOUR SPINE WILL BREAK
AND CRACK IN TWO ♪
>> AAGH!
>> ♪ IT CANNOT BE STOPPED
THE TRAIN IS FUELED BY CHOPPED
BODIES FILLED WITH SORROW
THERE IS NO TOMORROW
TICKET IS YOUR LIFE
ENDED BY A KNIFE
CALLED THE MURDER TRAIN
ETERNITY OF PAIN
OH, YEAH
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
♪ THERE IS NO ESCAPE BUT DEATH
YOUR LIFE IS JUST
A MURDER TRAIN A-COMIN' ♪
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
♪ NOW PLAY THOSE BLUES ♪
>> CHIRP.