>> HOO-WHEE! I AM SUCH ONE
TIRED GUY.
HOW COME SHOPPING IS SO STUPID?
WHATS I HAVE NOW ALL THIS
STUFF, WHAT I DO?
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
UH, JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
>> NOW I THROWS IT AWAY?
>> YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE
ANYWAY.
>> GUESS IT'S FULL CIRCLE.
>> GOOD-BYE.
>> OK.
>> BURN IT.
>> DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED
WEARING A WATCH.
>> I SMASH THEM.
>> OH. CAN I TRY TO DO THAT?
>> YEAH, YOU CAN--I MEAN,
THEY'RE MINE, BUT, YEAH.
>> OH. THAT'S NICE.
WHAT'S THAT, A HAMILTON?
YEAH. IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, FUN.
>> CHECK IT OUT, LOSERS.
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO MY
CROTCH.
SEE IT?
>> JA. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> FEEL IT.
>> WHOA, HO HO!
>> ENVY IT.
>> THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE.
>> BEST PURCHASE EVER.
>> JA. THAT'S GOOD CODPIECE.
>> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST TOTALLY
DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED WITH A
TITANIUM BASE.
>> OH. WHATS A COINCIDENCE.
I GOTS A REAL COOL CODPIECE,
TOO.
[BUZZING]
>> UH, THAT'S A DILDO, STRAP-ON
DILDO.
>> AW, SCREW YOU ALL OFF!
MY CODPIECE IS THE COOLEST!
>> JA. WELL...
>> JEALOUS!
>> ANYBODY ELSE GET SOMETHINGS
COOL?
>> YEAH. I WAS TRYING TO SHOP,
BUT I'M JUST TOO DRUNK RIGHT
NOW.
I TRIED TO BUY THAT CINNAMON
BUN FRANCHISE THING, BUT, UH--
>> OH, YEAH. WHAT THE HELL?
>> TOO DRU--TOO DRUNK.
>> THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN
TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY.
>> CINNAMON BUNS.
>> YOU KNOW TODAY'S OUR BIG
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION CONFERENCE
CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.
>> HA!
THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
CARE BECAUSE IT HAS COME TO OUR
ATTENTION THAT ONE OF OUR
EMPLOYEES IS A MAJOR EMBEZZLER.
>> AWESOME!
RIGHT?
>> EMBEZZLE?
WHAT MEANS THAT?
>> OH. WELL, IT'S A
SUPERAWESOME WAY OF SAYING TAKE
HAVING SOMETHING.
>> HEY, GUYS. I HAVE THE GOOD
USE OF THE WORDS UNSBOZZLE.
MY LUNGS UNSBOZZLE THE AIR FROM
THE EARTH AS I CAN BREATHE IT
PERIOD.
>> WELL, I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR
IN ANY OF IT.
>> OH, LIGHTEN UP, MR. DOOMS
AND GLOOM.
EMBEZZLE IS METAL.
>> WELL, WHO'S THE GUY
EMBEZZLING FROM, YOU KNOW,
ANYWAY?
>> WELL, HE'S EMBEZZLING FROM
YOU.
>> NOOOOOOO!
>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ I'LL
TEACH YOU
WHO
ROCK
DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!♪
>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH
NOT A BUMBLE BEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
DOODILY DOODILY DOO
NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> DETHKLOK IS NOW THE 12th
LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.
THEY'VE JUST PASSED BELGIUM,
AND THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR
ANNUAL EMPLOYEE CONFERENCE
CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.
>> THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO
LET ME PUT SOMEONE UNDERCOVER.
WITH ALL THE EMPLOYEES
CONVERGING AT MORDHAUS, AN
AGENT COULD SLIP RIGHT IN THERE
AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY
GOING ON.
>> YOU HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?
>> GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU NUMBER
216.
HE'S A MASTER AT INFILTRATION
AND SABOTAGE, AND OF COURSE,
HE'S A TRAINED KILLER.
HE'S PERFECT.
>> OF COURSE, HE'LL JUST BE
GATHERING INFORMATION.
>> UH, YES. OF COURSE.
>> OK. SO, UH, NUMBER 421, YOU,
UH, YOU ARE PART OF THE SECTOR
18 RECORDING STUDIO MAINTENANCE
CLEAN TEAM.
OK. UH, QUI--A COUPLE QUESTIONS.
"HOW DO YOU VALUE YOUR--WHAT
YOU CONTRIBUTE OF TO, UH, THE
WORK FORCE?"
UH, SECOND PART: "WHICH DO YOU
MOST CAN'T THE LEAST?"
SKWISGAAR...
>> OH.
>> DID YOU WRITE THESE
QUESTIONS?
>> JA, I DID.
>> OK. WELL, 421, DO YOU HAVE
AN ANSWER?
>> I'M A HIGHLY SKILLED
MICROPHONE CLEANER, MY MASTERS,
AND WHAT I MOST CAN'T THE LEAST
WOULD BE DOING NOT A BAD JOB
AND ALWAYS A GOOD.
>> OK. GOOD ANSWER.
>> WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
UH, GUYS?
>> NO. I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION,
AND ANSWER HONESTLY.
ARE YOU THE GUY WHO'S
EMBEZZLING FROM US?
>> NO.
>> OK.
I BELIEVE YOU.
>> WHEW!
WELL, YOU ARE ALL SET, 421.
THANKS FOR DOING A GREAT JOB.
>> HOLD, UH, HOLD, UH, HOLD
EVERYTHING.
I JUST WANT TO SAY A LITTLE
SOMETHING PERSONAL.
HOW IS, UH, LITTLE AMANDA AND
SCOTT, YOUR CHILDREN?
THINGS ARE STILL ROUGH WITH THE
DIVORCE, HUH?
THAT'S TOUGH.
ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO RACHEL?
YEAH. WELL, HEY.
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!
TWO WEEKS, HUH?
HEY. GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE DONE!
[DOOR SLAMS]
>> WE ARE REALLY, REALLY GOOD
BOSSES.
>> YEAH. I KNOW.
WE CARES ABOUT ALL OF THEMS.
IT'S LIKE A PLANTATIONS, BUT
THE SLAVES ARE FRIENDS.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO ASK
QUESTIONS NEXT TIME.
>> ARE YOU ASKING US TO DO
THAT, TOKI?
>> JA. I DON'T KNOW.
>> THAT'S INTERESTING.
YOU SAID, "I WOULD LIKES TO ASK
A QUESTION."
THAT'S A STATEMENT.
>> WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
[BIRD CAWS]
>> NOW THAT YOU'RE INSIDE, I'M
GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER.
I WANT YOU TO LOCATE DETHKLOK
ALONE, AND WHEN YOU DO, I WANT
YOU TO KILL THEM.
THAT IS ALL.
>> HEY, YOU. LET ME SEE YOUR
SECURITY CLEARANCE.
[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
>> HELLO. WOULD HAVE TO SEAT?
>> FIRST OF ALLS, HOW ARE YOU?
WE CARES ABOUT EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF YOUS LITTLE, TINY
GOOFBALLS.
>> OH. MAYBE I GO CRAZY.
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I WAS
ASKING THE QUESTIONS.
>> GO AHEAD, GO.
DON'T BE--
>> I THOUGHT WE AGREED--
>> TOKI, WHO CARES?
OK. FINE. YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS.
>> FINE. I WILL!
AM...YOU...WHAT...ARE...WE...
IS...A DETHKLOK EMPLOYEE?
>> ATTENTION. EVERYONE PLEASE
PROCEED TO THE PERFORMANCE
ATRIUM FOR THE DETHKLOK
EMPLOYEE MOTIVATIONAL SEMINAR
AND RAFFLE.
>> WELL, THAT'S US.
LET'S GO.
>> ARGH!
>> OH. UH, SORRY, PAL.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS
LATER, BUT, UH, COULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR?
COULD YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY?
COULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
THANKS.
>> LOOK AT THIS ONES, ASLEEPS
IN SOME BLOODS.
WE GOTS TO GET TOUGHER ON THESE
GUYS MAYBE, HUH?
OH. SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
ANOTHER GUY. THIS GUY SLEEPS IN
BLOODS, TOO.
>> YEAH. WELL, ALL I CAN THINK
ABOUT IS RAFFLE.
>> CAN WE WIN IT?
>> WELL, DUDE I ... HOPE SO.
IT'S THE ONLY REASON MY ASS IS
GOING THERE.
>> OH, YEAH, AND THERE'S GONNA
BE AN AWESOME MOTIVATIONAL
SPEAKER.
OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED.
I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
>> ME, TOO!
>> I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
>> [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> WAOOOOH!
COME ON! WHOO!
IS EVERYBODY READY TO DIE?
WHOO!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
WHOO!
ARE YOU READY TO DIE THE DEATH
OF OPPORTUNITY?
WHOO!
WE'RE GONNA HAMMERSMACK THE
FACE OF WORKPLACE
RESPONSIBILITY!
WHOO!
COME ON!
GET UP, GET UP!
COME ON!
GRAB A--UGH!
>> OHH!
>> WELCOME TO THE DETHKLOK
EMPLOYEE FORUM, WHERE WE'RE
GONNA LEARN TO USE YOUR
MOTORMIMATION.
WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO BE
CONSIDERATE AT THE WORKPLACE.
>> I HAVE TO WORKS WITH YOU
EVERY DAY, SO PLEASE WILL YOU
PLEASE TAKE IT EASY ON THE
COLOGNE?
>> WHILE THAT HURTS MY
FEELINGS, I UNDERSTAND.
>> WHEN YOU SEE A PIECE OF
TRASH ON THE GROUND, DON'T JUST
STAND THERE.
♪ PICK IT UUUUUP ♪
>> YEAH. AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR
LUNCH LAYING AROUND EITHER.
IT ATTRACTS ANTS.
>> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
REMEMBER, DEATH IS AN EVERYDAY
PART OF THE WORKPLACE, SO WHEN
YOU SEE A DEAD BODY, DON'T
FREAK OUT.
[FLIES BUZZING]
>> WOWEE!
>> JUST RING YOUR DEATH BELL.
[DING]
AND NOW AN EXCLUSIVE CORPORATE
VIDEO WORLD PREMIERE.
THIS IS "BRIEFCASE FULL OF
GUTS."
[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]
>> ♪ PUNCH YOUR CLOCK
'CAUSE YOUR WORKING DAY
IS SUCKING I KNOW
PUSHING HARD
FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
YOU'VE GOT YOUR TOOLS
OF BUSINESS
AND A COPY FOR YOUR CLIENTS
AND YOU COME TO WORK
WITH YOUR BRIEFCASE
FULL OF GUTS ♪
>> FRIENDS AND MINIONS, IT'S
TIME TO MEET DETHKLOK!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> IT'S ME!
NOW GO GET THEM!
>> AND NOW THE EMPLOYEE RAFFLE.
WILLIAM, THE FISHBOWL.
NUMBER 216.
>> HEY, DILDO, I'M 216.
>> UNH!
>> WHOA! A FIGHT!
>> KILL EACH OTHER!
PUNCH HIS FACE OFF!
>> YEAH!
>> AAH!
>> UNH!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, 216.
YOU HAVE WON...
>> UNH!
>> OHH!
>> THIS DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED
CODPIECE.
[DING]
>> SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
STUPID LEVEL-TWO EMPLOYEES GET
VIKING FUNERAL?
THAT'S BULLS.
>> THAT'S GOT TO BE EXPENSIVE
AND, YOU KNOW, STILL WITH THE
EMBEZZLER ON THE LOOSE?
>> ACTUALLY, ACCOUNTING
DISCOVERED WHO WAS EMBEZZLING
THIS MORNING.
>> OH, GOOD. WE SHOULD KILL
THAT GUY.
NO POLICE.
>> WELL, THERE WILL BE NO
ACTION TAKEN LEGAL OR OTHERWISE.
>> WHAT THE HELL?
NO PUNISHMENT?
GIVE ME ONE REASON!
>> BECAUSE IT WAS YOU, ALL OF
YOU.
YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING FROM THE
COMPANY THAT YOU OWN.
>> WELL, THAT'S, YOU
KNOW--THAT'S BAD, HUH?
>> YES, IT IS, NATHAN.
>> MAYBE WE CAN BLAME IT ON,
UH, SOMEBODY.
HIM. THAT GUY.
>> YES. LET'S DO THAT.
>> WE RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR
EARTHLY DUTIES, AND I GUH--
YEAH, DOODLY.
I DON'T KNOW.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
>> I GET HIS PENSION.
DIBS!
CALLED IT.
>> CHIRP.