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>> HOO-WHEE! I AM SUCH ONE

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TIRED GUY.

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HOW COME SHOPPING IS SO STUPID?

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WHATS I HAVE NOW ALL THIS

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STUFF, WHAT I DO?

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>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

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UH, JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY.

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THAT'S WHAT I DO.

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>> NOW I THROWS IT AWAY?

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>> YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE

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ANYWAY.

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>> GUESS IT'S FULL CIRCLE.

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>> GOOD-BYE.

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>> OK.

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>> BURN IT.

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>> DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED

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WEARING A WATCH.

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>> I SMASH THEM.

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>> OH. CAN I TRY TO DO THAT?

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>> YEAH, YOU CAN--I MEAN,

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THEY'RE MINE, BUT, YEAH.

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>> OH. THAT'S NICE.

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WHAT'S THAT, A HAMILTON?

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YEAH. IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, FUN.

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>> CHECK IT OUT, LOSERS.

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DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO MY

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CROTCH.

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SEE IT?

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>> JA. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

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>> FEEL IT.

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>> WHOA, HO HO!

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>> ENVY IT.

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>> THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE.

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>> BEST PURCHASE EVER.

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>> JA. THAT'S GOOD CODPIECE.

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>> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

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IT'S JUST TOTALLY

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DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED WITH A

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TITANIUM BASE.

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>> OH. WHATS A COINCIDENCE.

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I GOTS A REAL COOL CODPIECE,

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TOO.

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[BUZZING]

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>> UH, THAT'S A DILDO, STRAP-ON

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DILDO.

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>> AW, SCREW YOU ALL OFF!

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MY CODPIECE IS THE COOLEST!

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>> JA. WELL...

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>> JEALOUS!

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>> ANYBODY ELSE GET SOMETHINGS

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COOL?

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>> YEAH. I WAS TRYING TO SHOP,

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BUT I'M JUST TOO DRUNK RIGHT

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NOW.

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I TRIED TO BUY THAT CINNAMON

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BUN FRANCHISE THING, BUT, UH--

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>> OH, YEAH. WHAT THE HELL?

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>> TOO DRU--TOO DRUNK.

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>> THERE YOU ARE.

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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN

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TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY.

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>> CINNAMON BUNS.

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>> YOU KNOW TODAY'S OUR BIG

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EMPLOYEE EVALUATION CONFERENCE

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CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.

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>> HA!

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THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?

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>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD

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CARE BECAUSE IT HAS COME TO OUR

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ATTENTION THAT ONE OF OUR

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EMPLOYEES IS A MAJOR EMBEZZLER.

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>> AWESOME!

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RIGHT?

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>> EMBEZZLE?

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WHAT MEANS THAT?

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>> OH. WELL, IT'S A

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SUPERAWESOME WAY OF SAYING TAKE

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HAVING SOMETHING.

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>> HEY, GUYS. I HAVE THE GOOD

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USE OF THE WORDS UNSBOZZLE.

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MY LUNGS UNSBOZZLE THE AIR FROM

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THE EARTH AS I CAN BREATHE IT

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PERIOD.

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>> WELL, I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR

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IN ANY OF IT.

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>> OH, LIGHTEN UP, MR. DOOMS

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EMBEZZLE IS METAL.

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>> WELL, WHO'S THE GUY

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EMBEZZLING FROM, YOU KNOW,

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ANYWAY?

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>> WELL, HE'S EMBEZZLING FROM

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YOU.

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>> NOOOOOOO!

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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪

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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

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>> ♪ I'LL

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TEACH YOU

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WHO

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ROCK

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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!♪

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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

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DOODILY DOODILY DOO

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> DETHKLOK IS NOW THE 12th

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LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.

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THEY'VE JUST PASSED BELGIUM,

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AND THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR

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ANNUAL EMPLOYEE CONFERENCE

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CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.

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>> THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO

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LET ME PUT SOMEONE UNDERCOVER.

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WITH ALL THE EMPLOYEES

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CONVERGING AT MORDHAUS, AN

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AGENT COULD SLIP RIGHT IN THERE

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AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY

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GOING ON.

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>> YOU HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?

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>> GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU NUMBER

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216.

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HE'S A MASTER AT INFILTRATION

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AND SABOTAGE, AND OF COURSE,

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HE'S A TRAINED KILLER.

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HE'S PERFECT.

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>> OF COURSE, HE'LL JUST BE

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GATHERING INFORMATION.

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>> UH, YES. OF COURSE.

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>> OK. SO, UH, NUMBER 421, YOU,

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UH, YOU ARE PART OF THE SECTOR

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18 RECORDING STUDIO MAINTENANCE

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CLEAN TEAM.

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OK. UH, QUI--A COUPLE QUESTIONS.

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"HOW DO YOU VALUE YOUR--WHAT

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YOU CONTRIBUTE OF TO, UH, THE

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WORK FORCE?"

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UH, SECOND PART: "WHICH DO YOU

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MOST CAN'T THE LEAST?"

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SKWISGAAR...

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>> OH.

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>> DID YOU WRITE THESE

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QUESTIONS?

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>> JA, I DID.

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>> OK. WELL, 421, DO YOU HAVE

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AN ANSWER?

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>> I'M A HIGHLY SKILLED

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MICROPHONE CLEANER, MY MASTERS,

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AND WHAT I MOST CAN'T THE LEAST

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WOULD BE DOING NOT A BAD JOB

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AND ALWAYS A GOOD.

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>> OK. GOOD ANSWER.

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>> WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT.

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UH, GUYS?

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>> NO. I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION,

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AND ANSWER HONESTLY.

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ARE YOU THE GUY WHO'S

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EMBEZZLING FROM US?

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>> NO.

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>> OK.

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I BELIEVE YOU.

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>> WHEW!

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WELL, YOU ARE ALL SET, 421.

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THANKS FOR DOING A GREAT JOB.

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>> HOLD, UH, HOLD, UH, HOLD

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EVERYTHING.

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I JUST WANT TO SAY A LITTLE

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SOMETHING PERSONAL.

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HOW IS, UH, LITTLE AMANDA AND

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SCOTT, YOUR CHILDREN?

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THINGS ARE STILL ROUGH WITH THE

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DIVORCE, HUH?

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THAT'S TOUGH.

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ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO RACHEL?

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YEAH. WELL, HEY.

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HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!

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TWO WEEKS, HUH?

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HEY. GET OUT OF HERE.

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YOU'RE DONE!

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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>> WE ARE REALLY, REALLY GOOD

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BOSSES.

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>> YEAH. I KNOW.

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WE CARES ABOUT ALL OF THEMS.

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IT'S LIKE A PLANTATIONS, BUT

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THE SLAVES ARE FRIENDS.

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>> I WOULD LIKE TO ASK

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QUESTIONS NEXT TIME.

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>> ARE YOU ASKING US TO DO

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THAT, TOKI?

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>> JA. I DON'T KNOW.

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>> THAT'S INTERESTING.

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YOU SAID, "I WOULD LIKES TO ASK

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A QUESTION."

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THAT'S A STATEMENT.

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>> WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

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>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.

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[BIRD CAWS]

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>> NOW THAT YOU'RE INSIDE, I'M

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GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER.

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I WANT YOU TO LOCATE DETHKLOK

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ALONE, AND WHEN YOU DO, I WANT

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YOU TO KILL THEM.

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THAT IS ALL.

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>> HEY, YOU. LET ME SEE YOUR

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SECURITY CLEARANCE.

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[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]

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>> HELLO. WOULD HAVE TO SEAT?

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>> FIRST OF ALLS, HOW ARE YOU?

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WE CARES ABOUT EACH AND EVERY

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ONE OF YOUS LITTLE, TINY

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GOOFBALLS.

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>> OH. MAYBE I GO CRAZY.

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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I WAS

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ASKING THE QUESTIONS.

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>> GO AHEAD, GO.

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DON'T BE--

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>> I THOUGHT WE AGREED--

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>> TOKI, WHO CARES?

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OK. FINE. YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS.

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>> FINE. I WILL!

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AM...YOU...WHAT...ARE...WE...

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IS...A DETHKLOK EMPLOYEE?

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>> ATTENTION. EVERYONE PLEASE

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PROCEED TO THE PERFORMANCE

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ATRIUM FOR THE DETHKLOK

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EMPLOYEE MOTIVATIONAL SEMINAR

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AND RAFFLE.

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>> WELL, THAT'S US.

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LET'S GO.

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>> ARGH!

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>> OH. UH, SORRY, PAL.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS

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LATER, BUT, UH, COULD YOU DO ME

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A FAVOR?

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COULD YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY?

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COULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

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THANKS.

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>> LOOK AT THIS ONES, ASLEEPS

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IN SOME BLOODS.

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WE GOTS TO GET TOUGHER ON THESE

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GUYS MAYBE, HUH?

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OH. SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

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ANOTHER GUY. THIS GUY SLEEPS IN

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BLOODS, TOO.

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>> YEAH. WELL, ALL I CAN THINK

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ABOUT IS RAFFLE.

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>> CAN WE WIN IT?

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>> WELL, DUDE I ... HOPE SO.

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IT'S THE ONLY REASON MY ASS IS

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GOING THERE.

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>> OH, YEAH, AND THERE'S GONNA

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BE AN AWESOME MOTIVATIONAL

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SPEAKER.

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OH, MY GOD.

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I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED.

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I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!

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>> ME, TOO!

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>> I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!

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>> [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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>> WAOOOOH!

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COME ON! WHOO!

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IS EVERYBODY READY TO DIE?

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WHOO!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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WHOO!

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ARE YOU READY TO DIE THE DEATH

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OF OPPORTUNITY?

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WHOO!

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WE'RE GONNA HAMMERSMACK THE

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FACE OF WORKPLACE

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RESPONSIBILITY!

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WHOO!

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COME ON!

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GET UP, GET UP!

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COME ON!

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GRAB A--UGH!

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>> OHH!

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>> WELCOME TO THE DETHKLOK

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EMPLOYEE FORUM, WHERE WE'RE

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GONNA LEARN TO USE YOUR

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MOTORMIMATION.

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WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO BE

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CONSIDERATE AT THE WORKPLACE.

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>> I HAVE TO WORKS WITH YOU

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EVERY DAY, SO PLEASE WILL YOU

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PLEASE TAKE IT EASY ON THE

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COLOGNE?

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>> WHILE THAT HURTS MY

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FEELINGS, I UNDERSTAND.

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>> WHEN YOU SEE A PIECE OF

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TRASH ON THE GROUND, DON'T JUST

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STAND THERE.

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♪ PICK IT UUUUUP ♪

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>> YEAH. AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR

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LUNCH LAYING AROUND EITHER.

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IT ATTRACTS ANTS.

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>> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

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REMEMBER, DEATH IS AN EVERYDAY

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PART OF THE WORKPLACE, SO WHEN

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YOU SEE A DEAD BODY, DON'T

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FREAK OUT.

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[FLIES BUZZING]

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>> WOWEE!

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>> JUST RING YOUR DEATH BELL.

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[DING]

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AND NOW AN EXCLUSIVE CORPORATE

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VIDEO WORLD PREMIERE.

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THIS IS "BRIEFCASE FULL OF

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GUTS."

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[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]

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>> ♪ PUNCH YOUR CLOCK

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'CAUSE YOUR WORKING DAY

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IS SUCKING I KNOW

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PUSHING HARD

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FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

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YOU'VE GOT YOUR TOOLS

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OF BUSINESS

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AND A COPY FOR YOUR CLIENTS

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AND YOU COME TO WORK

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WITH YOUR BRIEFCASE

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FULL OF GUTS ♪

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>> FRIENDS AND MINIONS, IT'S

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TIME TO MEET DETHKLOK!

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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>> IT'S ME!

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NOW GO GET THEM!

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>> AND NOW THE EMPLOYEE RAFFLE.

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WILLIAM, THE FISHBOWL.

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NUMBER 216.

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>> HEY, DILDO, I'M 216.

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>> UNH!

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>> WHOA! A FIGHT!

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>> KILL EACH OTHER!

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PUNCH HIS FACE OFF!

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>> YEAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> UNH!

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>> CONGRATULATIONS, 216.

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YOU HAVE WON...

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>> UNH!

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>> OHH!

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>> THIS DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED

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CODPIECE.

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[DING]

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>> SO, WAIT A MINUTE.

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STUPID LEVEL-TWO EMPLOYEES GET

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VIKING FUNERAL?

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THAT'S BULLS.

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>> THAT'S GOT TO BE EXPENSIVE

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AND, YOU KNOW, STILL WITH THE

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EMBEZZLER ON THE LOOSE?

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>> ACTUALLY, ACCOUNTING

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DISCOVERED WHO WAS EMBEZZLING

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THIS MORNING.

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>> OH, GOOD. WE SHOULD KILL

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THAT GUY.

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NO POLICE.

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>> WELL, THERE WILL BE NO

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ACTION TAKEN LEGAL OR OTHERWISE.

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>> WHAT THE HELL?

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NO PUNISHMENT?

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GIVE ME ONE REASON!

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>> BECAUSE IT WAS YOU, ALL OF

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YOU.

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YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING FROM THE

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COMPANY THAT YOU OWN.

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>> WELL, THAT'S, YOU

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KNOW--THAT'S BAD, HUH?

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>> YES, IT IS, NATHAN.

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>> MAYBE WE CAN BLAME IT ON,

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UH, SOMEBODY.

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HIM. THAT GUY.

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>> YES. LET'S DO THAT.

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>> WE RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR

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EARTHLY DUTIES, AND I GUH--

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YEAH, DOODLY.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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>> I GET HIS PENSION.

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DIBS!

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CALLED IT.

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>> CHIRP.