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>> IDEA FOR SONG--MURDER.

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A GUY GETS MURDERED AND EATEN

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AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT BUFFET.

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>> LAST TIME I WAS IN FINLAND--

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>> YEAH.

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>> LAST TIME I WAS IN FINLAND, I

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MUST HAVE, YOU KNOW, LUCKIED

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ABOUT, HMM, 500 GIRLS.

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>> OH, AND THAT HAPPENS FOREVER.

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YEAH.

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>> BALLSPARK ESTIMATE. WHATEVER.

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>> NOT LIKE IT'S SO HARD.

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YOU'RE IN THE BIGGEST BAND IN

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>> WOMEN HAVE--

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>> HE BRAGS ABOUT EATING

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LOLLIPOPS.

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HE WORKS IN LOLLIPOPS FACTORY.

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>> WOMEN HAVE FELT THE

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ATTRACTION TO ME.

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YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH IT.

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>> OH, I'M DEALING WITH IT,

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BELIEVE ME.

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I'M HOLDING BACK GALLONS OF

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THROW-UP AS WE SPEAK.

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>> DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS.

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THROW UP ON YOURSELF.

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>> OK. BEFORE WE GO OUT THERE,

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HERE ARE YOUR DETHPHONES.

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THERE YOU GO.

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THERE'S YOURS. HEH HEH.

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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>> DON'T YOU REMEMBER MAKING

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THIS DEAL?

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>> NOPE. WERE WE DRUNK?

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>> YES. YES, YOU WERE.

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>> THIS IS HEAVY.

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IT HURTS MY FACE.

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BOY, I REALLY HATES IT.

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>> WELL, IT'S YOUR DESIGN.

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YOU MAY HAVE BEEN DRUNK, BUT YOU

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ME, SO--

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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YOU KNOW WE GET REALLY, REALLY

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EXCITED ABOUT REALLY BAD IDEAS

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WHEN WE DRINK, AND IT'S YOUR JOB

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TO TALK US OUT OF IT, RIGHT?

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>> OH, I TRIED.

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I TRIED VERY HARD, BUT YOU ALL

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THREATENED TO KILL ME, IF YOU

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>> SO? BIG DEAL.

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>> HMM? NOTED. ANYWAY, LOOK.

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YOU'RE ON THE BAND PLAN, AND

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WEEKEND MURDER MINUTES START AT

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11 P.M.

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

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>> WAIT A MINUTE.

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NIGHTTIME MINUTES START AT

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11 P.M.?

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OH, THAT'S BRUTAL.

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>> WELL, IT'S YOUR IDEA.

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>> WELL, THEY SUCK. I APPROVE.

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>> ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME, BOYS.

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FINLAND IS EXPECTING OUR APOLOGY

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FOR ALMOST DESTROYING THEIR

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NATION LAST TOUR.

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>> OH, BOY.

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♪ DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL ♪

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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪

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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

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DOODILY DOODILY DOO

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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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--www.ncicap.org--]

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FINLAND, WE ARE HERE TO, UH,

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APOLOGIZE FOR ALLEGED HAPPENINGS

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DURING--

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DURING--

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DURING, UH...

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READING...HUH.

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HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

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>> YOU'RE TRYING TO READ A

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SPEECH TO PEOPLE.

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>> YEAH. WAIT. HOLD ON.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I PASS.

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>> WROTE MY OWN SPEECH.

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HEY, FI--

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[GUITAR RIFF PLAYS]

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YEPPO?

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OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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UH-HUH. WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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YOU DID NOT.

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I KNOW. I KNOW. FRIGGIN'--

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>> FRIENDS, WE'RE NOT USED TO

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THE WHOLE APOLOGIZING THING.

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WE'RE NOT PROFESSIONAL

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APOLOGIZERS.

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WE'RE MUSICIANS, SO WE WROTE A

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SONG FOR YOU, A NEW NATIONAL

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ANTHEM.

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WE TOOK THE LYRICS STRAIGHT FROM

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YOUR FINNISH FOLKLORE BOOK OF

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NECRONAMIC SPELLS.

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>> YOU MAY RECOGNIZE THIS ONE,

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THOUGH IT HASN'T BEEN SUNG FOR A

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FEW THOUSAND YEARS.

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AWAKEN, AWAKEN, MUSTAKRAKISH THE

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LAKE TROLL.

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♪ MUSTAKRAKISH

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MUSTAKRAKISH

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AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN

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TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN

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AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN

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DEVOUR WORLDS, SMITE FORSAKEN

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RISE UP FROM YOUR

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1,000-YEAR-OLD SLEEP

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BREAK FORTH FROM YOUR GRAVE

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ETERNALLY

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I COMMAND YOU TO RISE

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RISE

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RISE

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RISE

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RISE

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RISE

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RISE

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>> ...THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN

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SECTION LEFT IN SHAMBLES.

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FINLAND IS REPORTING...

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>> NO WORD FROM DETHKLOK.

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>> ...NIGHT VIGIL WAS GIVEN LAST

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NIGHT IN SALZBURG.

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>> THE SATELLITE FEED HAS...

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>> ...BEEN DESTROYED BY WHAT THE

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LOCALS ARE CALLING THE TROLL...

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TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICES.

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>> THIS SMALL PIECE OF

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DISTURBING FOOTAGE IS ALL THAT

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WE'VE SEEN SINCE THIS BLACKOUT

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OCCURRED.

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>> GENTLEMEN, IT'S CLEAR THAT

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WE'RE IN A UNIVERSALLY

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PRECARIOUS SITUATION.

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DETHKLOK HAS SUMMONED A TROLL.

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TROLLS.

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>> THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE

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DEAD UNICORNS?

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THIS MAY BE THE FIRST YOU'VE

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SEEN OF THIS, BUT SINCE DETHKLOK

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HAS GAINED MORE POWER, ODD

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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO DR.

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ARMAND SKAGARAKFREDRIKSHOVEN.

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>> THIS TROLL IS NO MYTH.

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HE IS A BREATHING ENTITY

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BANISHED FROM THIS WORLD

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HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.

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WAKE HIM.

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DETHKLOK IS MORE POWERFUL THAN

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WE'D EXPECTED.

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>> GOD WILL CRUSH THIS DEMON.

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>> I SHOULD HOPE HE WOULD SOON

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BECAUSE THE MORE YOUR GOD WAITS,

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THE SOONER HE WILL FIND HIMSELF

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JOINED BY MORE ENTITIES WHOSE

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POWER WILL DWARF HIS.

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>> YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE GOD?

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>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TRUE

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DANGER THAT WE'RE IN.

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YOU WOULD DO WELL TO REMAIN

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SILENT.

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>> YOU DARE SHOW--

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>> GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

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WE'VE CONTAINED ALL FOOTAGE OF

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THIS TROLL.

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THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL NOT

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KNOW ABOUT IT.

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WE NEED FINLAND SAFE.

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WE NEED THEIR WOOD, THEIR SALT,

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AND THEIR CELL PHONES.

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>> THEN WE SHOULD SEND IN OUR

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MILITARY AND ATTACK.

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>> IT WOULD ONLY UPSET THE

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BEAST.

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BE PATIENT.

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>> [ROARING]

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[SIRENS]

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>> OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID

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THAT.

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SERIOUSLY?

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>> WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

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FINLAND IS BEING DESTROYED BY A

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TROLL THAT YOU SUMMONED.

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>> WELL, I'M NOT SORRY.

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>> HUH. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE

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SUMMONED A TROLL.

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WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS

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EARLIER?

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>> OH, HIGH SCHOOL WOULD'VE BEEN

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AWESOME WITH A BIG PAL LIKE HIM.

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HE COULD'VE CARRIED ME TO

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SCHOOL.

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>> I KNOW.

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>> DUDE, I'M TURNING ON MY

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DETHPHONE, AND I'M HEARING

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MURDERFACE.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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DID WE JUST GET ONE PHONE LINE

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AND 5 PHONES?

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>> THAT'S BRUTAL.

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>> SO, WAIT.

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WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE ANY OUT

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CALLS?

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DUDE, MURDERFACE, GET OFF THE

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PHONE.

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>> OK. GOOD-BYE.

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>> PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE.

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>> HOLD ON.

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I JUST GOT TO CHECK MY MESSAGES.

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>> YOU HAVE 67 NEW TELEPHONE

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ANSWERING MACHINE DISTANCE PHONE

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WIRELESS FIDELITY DETHPHONE

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MESSAGES.

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THE KEYPAD LOCATED ON THE FRONT

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OF THE PHONE.

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PREPARING TO PLAY ANSWERING

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MACHINE MESSAGE NUMBER ONE.

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AFTER THIS MESSAGE, WELL, IF

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YOU'D LIKE TO SAVE OR DELETE OR

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REPLAY THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE

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LISTEN TO THE DIRECTIONS THAT

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WILL FOLLOW THE MESSAGE...

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>> OH, MAN, THIS THING IS JUST

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DESIGNED TO EAT UP MINUTES.

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IT'S BRUTAL.

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>> ...PLAYS ONE MESSAGE NOW.

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[DIAL TONE]

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>> GOD...

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[GUITAR FEEDBACK]

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>> SO, YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE A

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GOOD BUSINESS MOVE TO PUT THAT

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TROLL BACK TO SLEEP?

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>> PBBBB. I DON'T--

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I JUST DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING,

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YOU KNOW?

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CRAPPY TROLL KNOCKED OUT THE

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DSL.

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NOW IT TAKES TWO MINUTES TO GET

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TO T--

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>> OK. I DID NOT WANT TO SAY

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ANYTHING, BUT THIS IS AFFECTING

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YOUR RECORD SALES.

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THERE. I SAID IT.

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>> DUDE, NICE ONE.

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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

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DEPRESS US?

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WELL, IT'S WORKING.

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HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

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NOW I NEED A DRINK, A DIFFERENT

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ONE, NOT THIS ONE, IN A

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DIFFERENT PLACE.

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>> YEAH.

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>> ME, TOO.

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>> YEAH. OUT OF HERE.

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>> YEAH, A DRINK.

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>> [ROARING]

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[SIRENS]

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>> LOOKS LIKE THAT TROLL KILLED

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THE POWER EVERYWHERE.

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>> WELL, THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS

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TO DO IN A BLACKOUT--GET DRUNK.

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ONE THING TO DO.

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>> OH, I HATE FINLAND.

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I NEED 100 BEERS.

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I NEED 100 BEERS EXACTLY.

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EXACTLY 100. THANK YOU.

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>> WE DON'T SERVE PEOPLE WHO

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AWAKEN LAKE TROLLS.

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>> YOU MUST PLAY A SONG TO PUT

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THE TROLL BACK TO SLEEP.

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>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG, HOW THE HELL

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WE GONNA PLAY WITH NO

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ELECTRICALS, HUH?

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THINK ABOUT IT.

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>> COME WITH ME.

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>> WHAT ARE THOSE WOOD THINGS,

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CHAIRS?

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>> THEY ARE ACOUSTIC

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INSTRUMENTS.

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>> WHAT IS ACOUSTIC?

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>> OH, YOU MEAN A GRANDPA'S

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GUITARS?

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>> GRANDPA'S GUITARS.

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THAT'S FOR PUSSIES AND GRANDPAS.

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I THINK YOU KNOW IT.

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>> IT'S YOUR ONLY CHOICE, I'M

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AFRAID.

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>> WHOA. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE,

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GUYS.

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>> PICKLES IS RIGHT.

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WE HAVE A TOUGH CHOICE.

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PLAYING ACOUSTIC IS TOTALLY LAME

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AND NOT METAL, BUT THEN AGAIN,

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IF WE DON'T PUT THAT TROLL BACK

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TO SLEEP, WE MAY NEVER BE ABLE

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TO CHECK OUR E-MAIL WITH

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HIGH-SPEED DSL AGAIN.

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[ALL PLAYING]

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>> WAIT. TOKI, WHY'D YOU STOP

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PLAYING?

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>> I...HAVE A CONFESSIONS TO

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MAKES.

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I CAN'T READ MUSIC.

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>> DUDE, TOKI CAN'T READ MUSIC.

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HA! IT'S A LAUGH.

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>> CAN YOU?

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>> NO. I HAS MUSIC DYSLESKIA.

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YOU KNOW THAT.

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I DON'T WISH TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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>> WAIT. THEN HOW ARE YOU

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PLAYING THAT SONG?

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>> HONESTLY, I WAS JUST HITTING

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ANY NOTE.

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>> YEAH. ME, TOO.

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THAT'S AN OLD MUSIC SCHOOL

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TRICK.

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>> SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD.

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>> YEAH. I KNOW.

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IT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

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I THINK WE GOT LUCKY.

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>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

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THERE'S GUITAR TABLATURE IN THE

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BACK OF IT.

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>> SO, WHAT, WE JUST PLAY THE

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SONG AND GO HOME?

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>> NO. IT SAYS WE GOT TO GO OUT

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TO THE LAKE WHERE HE WOKE FROM.

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>> NOT YOU. YOU.

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SO, WE JUST PLAY THE SONG AND GO

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HOME?

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>> UH! UGH!

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THIS IS WHERE HE WAS BIRTHED.

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>> [ROARING]

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>> THERE HE IS!

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>> YEP. THAT'S DEFINITELY A

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TROLL.

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>> PLAY, DAMN IT! PLAY!

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>> ♪ ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPY

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TRANQUILIZED BY THE TUNE? ♪

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>> ♪ LITTLE TROLLS

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MUST GO TO SLEEP

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AND DREAM OF KITTENS, PLEASE ♪

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>> ♪ NOW IT'S TIME

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TO GO TO SLEEP

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COUNT YOUR LITTLE BABY SHEEP ♪

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>> DUDE, IT'S WORKING.

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[GUITAR RIFF PLAYING]

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>> ♪ OH, YOUR EYES ARE HEAVY

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'CAUSE IT'S NIGHT-- ♪

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[GUITAR RIFF PLAYING]

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>> [ROARING]

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>> THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE

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SMASHED.

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>> DUDES, HERE COMES THAT GUY.

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>> WAIT. THE PHONES.

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USE THE DETHPHONES.

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THROW THEM AT THAT GUY.

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>> [ROARING]

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>> IDEA FOR OUR LAST SONG EVER--

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KILLED BY A TROLL.

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>> YOU DID NOT.

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WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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I CAN'T--

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I JUST LOST A CALL.

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I'LL KILL THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

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>> [ROARING]

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>> METAL.

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♪ MUSTAKRAKISH

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MUSTAKRAKISH

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AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN

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TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN

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AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN

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DEVOUR WORLDS, SMITE FORSAKEN

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RISE UP FROM YOUR

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1,000-YEAR-OLD SLEEP

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BREAK FORTH FROM YOUR GRAVE

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ETERNALLY ♪

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>> CHIRP.

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]