♪ He's a man on a mission ♪
♪ In armor of high tech ammunition ♪
♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game ♪
♪ His teenage life will never be the same ♪
♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
[quiet light music]
[♪♪♪]
[icy cracking sound]
[high-paced music]
[constant ice-forming sound]
BLIZZARD: Now that's the prettiest
piece of ice I've ever seen!
[effort grunt]
Well, if it isn't my least favorite second-rate villain!
Iron Man?! Aww, not now!
[♪♪♪]
[crashing and clinking]
Gotta work on that aim, my turn!
You're not known for fire power, Blizzard.
BLIZZARD: Good thing it's not FIRE-power.
[dramatically intense music]
[♪♪♪]
[truck honking]
[♪♪♪]
[crackling ice sound]
Flame throwers!
[wham]
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the...
This is the biggest news of the decade.
For those keeping score, I have once again, done the impossible.
And bought Stark International!
IRON MAN: No!
[♪♪♪]
I don't want to get up...
ever... again!
RHODEY: Tony!
You'll never believe what happened! This is great!
Hammer decide not to buy Stark International?
No! Mom made french toast!
[sighs]
What? Her french toast is amazing!
Come on man, I'm just trying to cheer you up.
You got to get out of bed!
I will.
Some time next year.
Since buying Stark International, only yesterday,
Justin Hammer has already made major changes.
And when asked about this purchase being seen
as a hostile take-over, he responded:
[loud laugh]
More like hostile make-over !
[crowd laughs]
I'm putting Stark International back on track.
We're going to focus on what this world needs.
Bigger weapons... For a brighter future.
TONY [sighing]:
I didn't think this day could get any worse.
But...
I now have maple syrup in my hair.
We'll figure this out, Tony.
You're entitled to the company at 18.
I've been on the phone with my legal associates all morning.
Hammer must've found a loophole...
[doorbell rings]
Tony Stark?
I regret to inform you that you will no longer
inherit Stark International.
Also, your monthly allowance...
has been cancelled. Bummer!
But... That's my trust fund!
It was under the company name, which Mr Hammer now owns.
You're pennyless, Mr Stark.
Roberta, is that possible?
I'm affraid so, Tony.
It appears Hammer owns... Everything!
Thanks for your time... Have a nice...
[bangs and sobbs]
[urban traffic sounds]
Game over!
[♪♪♪]
Tell me something I don't know.
You realize it's over for Iron Man too, right?
Hammer hasn't taken everything.
You still have us and... all your Iron Man suits.
And the armory!
But, now, I can't afford to build new armor
or even repair old armor when it gets messed up.
What am I going to do?
Glue and tinfoil?
There's got to be some way we can buy your company back.
Let me check the sofa for any loose billions
I left between the seats.
Why don't you do to Hammer what you did to Stane?
- Put him in a coma? - No!
Show the world who Hammer really is?
PEPPER: Yeah! He's right!
Hammer's a master criminal.
You just have to step up your game and bust him.
[♪♪♪]
I will!
I'll work 20 hours a day if I have to.
Now, who's up to a little subterfuge?
I'll get the glue.
[♪♪♪]
[electronic theme]
[industrial sounds]
[♪♪♪]
[triumphant theme]
[♪♪♪]
[extra thrust]
[light electronica]
Huh! I could probably hear
that loud mouth without the long range amplifier.
HAMMER: Ok...
First order of business: get me a new desk.
Something slick and futuristic, that talks.
"Hello Justin! I'm your new desk
don't I sound cool?"
Yeah!
Of course, sir. Any other inane requests?
HAMMER: I'll think of something.
Second: what's up...
with the shipment?
You're referring to the international sale?
Well, this sounds interesting.
Have any... Forseeable complications been dealt with?
They have. The freight ship leaves within the hour.
Good. Make sure the guards keep a close eye on it, Sasha.
Understood?
PEPPER: Well that's pretty cryptic!
I'll bet you 3 billion that this international sale is illegal!
I'll go check it out.
Sure I'll find something that S.H.I.E.L.D can use
to shut Hammer down...
- Want some help with this one? - It should be cake.
Besides, War Machine is about as stealthy as a dump truck.
Sasha...
The bait's been cast...
Now, let's go fishing.
[dramatic music ]
[♪♪♪]
[beeping zoom]
[suspense music and footsteps]
[♪♪♪]
Guys! Come in!
They've got heavily armed guards all around the perimeter.
This must be big.
Just be careful. You should've worn your stealth armor.
Now, let's see just what kind of shipment we're dealing with.
I'm guessing...
new weapons.
[suspense music]
[♪♪♪]
Toys?
This is the big secret shipment?
Got to be a front! Sensors aren't picking up any
weapons-grade residual energy.
Huh! Except in there...
[♪♪♪]
[blast]
[scream of pain]
That would explain it!
WHIPLASH: Iron Man!
It's been far too long.
[whipping sounds]
[eerie sounds]
[warped music]
[pain grunts]
Whiplash?
Hold on, man! I'm suiting up!
[suspenseful music]
Tony! Killer strike at 10 o'clock!
You're going down! Iron Geek!
[shots fired]
[screams]
[♪♪♪]
[struggling]
PEPPER: What's going on? What's wrong?
Something's got me.
Greetings... Iron Man!
Guess who's back!
[screaming in agony]
[heavy music]
TITANIUM MAN: Iron Man!
You left me stranded!
Sheer luck my armor's back-up generator kicked in.
Now, I'm going to do much worse to you.
[screaming]
Rhodey! A little help?
Titanium Man is back!
On my way!
Three minutes.
[extra thrust]
[pain grunt]
IRON MAN: Great! Take your time.
Get...
off of me!
[blaze]
PEPPER: Tony, look out!
[whirling]
[suspense percussion music]
[whip]
[lash]
[electric chain sounds]
[agonizing roar]
[swish sound]
[♪♪♪]
[lashing down]
[heavy clonking steps]
[♪♪♪]
[multiple loud blasts]
[drum rolls]
[♪♪♪]
I did it! Yeaaaah... That's right!
Who took out Iron Man? Killer Strike baby!
That's who!
TITANIUM MAN: Hold on, You idiot!
I'm scanning now...
[♪♪♪]
[musical tension]
He's right under...
KILLER STRIKE: Uh oh..
[pain grunts]
One down! Alright! I need some leverage.
[whip sound]
WHIPLASH: Where do you think you're going?
[multiple sparks]
[pain scream]
War Machine!
E.T.A?
- 60 seconds. - Can you make it five?
Yes!
[struggling hard]
[♪♪♪]
[pain shout]
COMPUTER: Power at 13%
and dropping rapidly.
IRON MAN: [screaming] Pepper!
I think... I'm gonna...
pass out...
Hold on! War Machine's closing in.
COMPUTER: Power level at 1% and...
TONY: Lock down mode!
[sound intensity off]
[sparks stop]
And now, I get what was promised to me.
A souvenir...
I want his... head!
WHIPLASH: Aghhh.
TITANIUM MAN: He's gone into lockdown, fool.
[raging] No!
Stop, Whiplash!
You don't want to damage the armor any more than we have to.
Fix 2.0 will crack this tin can wide open.
and you can have what's left.
[blast off]
[♪♪♪]
[jet thrust sound fading]
[♪♪♪]
RHODEY: They went out of range!
They're gone!
I lost the GPS signal on Tony's armor.
Can you follow on exhaust energy trail?
This armor is strictly for combat.
Not for playing detective.
You better adapt it quick! Tony went into lockdown mode!
And his heart needs to be recharged soon.
Without the armor's back-up power...
He's not going to last long.
[power boost]
[dramatic music]
[♪♪♪]
First, Stark International, then, Iron Man.
Can I just say... Best week ever!
I don't understand why you just don't
destroy Iron Man.
Get it over with!
You already have his armor designs...
It's not that simple, Sasha.
You see Ghost sold me faulty specs.
I just know it, Iron Man is faster and more energy-efficient
than Titanium Man. And I want to know why!
Well... Whatever his secret, We'll know it soon.
Because, at this very moment,
Fix 2.0...
is dissecting him...
[unsettling music]
[intense grinding noise]
[metallic screeching]
FIX 2.0: The magnetic drills
are working better than expected.
We should have the pilot out of the armor, in no time.
KILLER STRIKE: This is fun! Like dissecting
a frog in high school biology.
UNICORN: Like you even went to school!
Keep talking, Unicorn!
I didn't need school for this!
Put that thing away before you hurt yourself!
[power on]
COMPUTER: Restarting basic functions.
What?
Ughhh...
Oh, man...
[♪♪♪]
Come on, Tony! I don't like this disconnected feeling.
Gimme a sign, dude!
PEPPER: Your prayers have been answered.
- I just got a signal! - Where is he?
You want a piece of me? Come on, let's go!
I never hit a lady... first.
[sighs]
As much as I'd love to watch this elimination round
of Super Loser deathmatch...
I need you both to do your job!
If you... please!
[♪♪♪]
Now, let's crack this lobster!
Computer!
How's my heart monitor holding up?
Heart monitor needs immediate recharge.
I got nothing here, no com
no weapons, and...
Arghhh... What are they doing to my leg?
PEPPER: No! His signal went dead!
And his heart must be close! Hurry, Rhodey!
Pepper!
I got a plan! Now, listen up.
I'm going to need your help, big time!
[dramatic music and tool sounds]
What is he, a jockey?
Maybe, he's... You know, a little person.
[pain grunts]
JUSTIN HAMMER: Woa, calm down there...
"Big guy"!
[tool sounds]
Finally!
Now that lockdown mode has been switched off
we should have no problems taking off his helmet.
JUSTIN HAMMER: Hello!
You awake, in there?
Time to see who you really are...
[dramatic music]
Eeeeaaaghhh! That hurt!
Fix, I thought you said the helmet was
no longer boobytrapped!
FIX 2.0: Sir, we have an intruder.
What?
This will have to wait.
We have a walking arsenal we need to deal with.
Fix, get ready.
That goes for you boys, as well!
[♪♪♪]
[suspense music]
Pepper! You know the plan!
I'm almost there! Finally, Pepper Potts gets in
on the action! Yes!
[♪♪♪]
[blast]
[mechanical sounds]
I'm taking my friend out of here, now!
[♪♪♪]
[suspense music]
TONY: War Machine?
Is that you?
My... heart...
WAR MACHINE: Hold on!
[warp wave]
[suffering heavily]
JUSTIN HAMMER: War Machine!
What a pleasant surprise!
Sorry if I don't offer refreshments.
[struggles]
Don't bother getting up, you're being bombarded
with artificial cosmic rays.
Not as good as the real thing. But, it'll take care
of all your organics, while leaving the suit intact.
[screams]
[agony screams]
But, how will the rays destroy you?
Will you turn hard as a statue?
Disolve into a puddle of goo?
Spontaneously burst into flames?
Or maybe vanish into thin air?
Those all sound pretty cool, to me.
200 says he turns into goo.
You're on!
[continuously screaming]
[♪♪♪]
[agony sounds]
I hope he implodes!
I've always wanted to see that.
Gotta... Concentrate...
But the pressure...
Pressure? Let's see how much pressure...
This can take.
Fire all rockets!
[heavy music]
What?
Get back!
[huge blast]
[multiple screams]
WAR MACHINE: All right.
We can do this the easy way.
The hard way or the War Machine way!
Don't just stand gawking, dolts!
Get him!
[roar]
[unshackling klonks]
[heavy fire shots]
[electric sparks]
[multiple rounds]
[guns]
COMPUTER: Armor online.
Heart monitor at 20% capacity.
[gasping for air]
PEPPER: Tony! I gave you a big boost.
But I can't power my stealth tech, now.
Pepper! You're my hero!
I thought I was always your hero.
[grunts]
[electronic suspense music]
Another Iron Man?
We're not all Iron Men !
Bird brain!
PEPPER: I absolutely love this!
Looks like Hammer scurried off like the rat he is.
Ok, Pep. Let's see what you got!
[bang]
Like my new armor, mods?
Look, I'm over here.
No, here!
And here!
[electric lashing sound]
And here! Haha!
What about here?
UNICORN: Oooof!
Make me look stupid, eh?
[blast]
[pain grunts]
Yeah I think you're doing just fine on your own.
[♪♪♪]
Three on one sound familiar Whiplash?
WHIPLASH: I'll tear you all apart!
[beeping sound]
PEPPPER: Uh-oh.
You'll pay for that!
[heavy music]
[blaze]
IRON MAN: Let's call it a night!
[wham]
IRON MAN: You ok?
PEPPER: Still standing.
Well, you're doing great, rookie.
Heh! Thanks! I love being one of you guys.
It's so exciting, I feel like I'm gonna explode!
[ka-booooom]
[♪♪♪]
[stomp]
I'm sure she's in a happier place.
You got that right!
[♪♪♪]
"I feel like I'm gonna explode!"
Me and my big stupid mouth!
Get him, guys!
[blast]
[intense music
War Machine!
Double punch special!
[roar]
IRON MAN: Titanium Man's upgraded, Rhodey!
He'll recover quick!
- And we're both low on power. - Yeah?
Well I know something that can bypass his armor
and mess up the pilot inside.
[heavy sparks]
TITANIUM MAN: You're finished!
Finished! What?
WAR MACHINE: Let's see how you like it!
[warp blast]
[screams of pain]
HAMMER: Ahhhhhhhhh!
[crash]
[♪♪♪]
Wow! I lasted a lot longer than that!
What a wimp!
I may not have gotten the evidence to shut Hammer down.
But I can shut you down!
I'm through with you, Titanium man. Through!
WAR MACHINE: Whoa. Calm down. Easy man.
I... I'm...
IRON MAN: Sorry, Rhodey.
Titanium Man is just a hired thug.
We'll bust Hammer the way we planned.
Okay? By the book!
Now, let's bolt before the rest of these losers wake up.
[♪♪♪]
[eerie sound]
PEPPER: That was a super close call.
RHODEY: I know. He would've discovered
Tony was Iron Man for sure if we were like...
two seconds too late!
Well, he didn't.
Because you both proved yourselves as major superheroes
I guess.
But I would've done better if I had actually been
in the suit!
Well, we'll see about that, soon.
You mean it?
You're getting your own armor, Pep.
Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
But... I thought we didn't have any money for a new armor?
Oh, we will... With our own new company!
Woah!
Seems like that fight was just the inspiration you needed!
Yep! Hammer wants my tech because he knows it's the best.
So, I'll make a more successful company
and just... take his business.
But, I'll need some help.
[both] We're in!
Sweet! It'll be the ultimate after school job.
And when I get on my feet
I'm taking back Stark International.
But for now, today marks the first day
of our new entreprise called...
PEPPER: Circuits Maximus !
What? It's catchy.
Well...
I was thinking something a little simpler, like...
Stark Solutions.
♪ Iron Man ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
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