1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,754 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:13,430 ♪ He is a man on a mission ♪ 3 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:19,394 ♪ In armor of hi-tech ammunition ♪ 4 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:24,441 ♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game ♪ 5 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,236 ♪ His teenage life will never be the same ♪ 6 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:31,323 ♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪ 7 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:36,495 ♪ He's Iron Man ♪ 8 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:42,334 ♪ Iron Man ♪ 9 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,560 [phone rings] 10 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,354 [phone beeps] 11 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,023 Whitney, you're interrupting my work. What do you want? 12 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,150 Hi, Daddy! I need your help. 13 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,904 I'm down in the garage and I... locked my keys in the car. 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,114 I'm busy on a project. 15 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,700 -I'll have Security open it. -Um... 16 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,911 No, Dad, it has to be you. We need to talk. 17 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,205 And it's not about my allowance! 18 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,124 Fine! I'll be right down. 19 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,501 And Whitney, this better be important. 20 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,795 It's important, Dad. Promise! 21 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,297 Sweet! Did it work? 22 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,757 Did I totally sound like her? 23 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,635 Always something, want this, want that, 24 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,138 constantly interrupting my important work. 25 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,223 No initiative. 26 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,058 You did great, Pepper! 27 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,603 Stane never leaves his office these days! 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,521 And he's being super cautious. 29 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,858 Keeping the user-interface chip we found in his personal safe! 30 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,693 I don't think I could stand another minute 31 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,112 cooped up with Stane and his cheap cologne. 32 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,405 Urgh! 33 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:54,323 [beeps] 34 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,449 Bingo! 35 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,579 This U.I. chip isn't as fast as my neural interface, 36 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,832 but in the wrong hands it could cause some major trouble. 37 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:04,958 Huh? 38 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,377 Thanks for the help, shell-head! 39 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,172 But next time, leave the thieving to the pros. 40 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,007 What the...? 41 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,762 Tony, you OK? What happened? 42 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,724 I just got jacked by... 43 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,602 Robin Hood! 44 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,439 I can't believe this. It was right in my hands! 45 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,401 There he is! Little acrobatic jerk. 46 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,949 I'm putting a stop to this quick! 47 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,037 A bow and arrow? 48 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,207 Your arsenal's outdated by about 10,000 years, buddy! 49 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:48,669 I don't wanna hurt you, so just give back what you stole. 50 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,087 So you can steal it? 51 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:53,048 I wouldn't be so worried about my tech, tin-man. 52 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,716 [beeps] 53 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,225 [whooshing, thrumming] 54 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,354 [thud] 55 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,940 Not feeling so hi-tech now, are you? 56 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,608 Tell me how that pavement tastes! 57 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,736 [thrumming] 58 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,075 Nice fancy arrows. 59 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,953 But your William Tell shtick won't take me down that easy! 60 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,332 I wonder what other kind of arrows he has? 61 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,003 Maybe he has gas arrows? Or boxing-glove arrows? 62 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,839 Maybe he has laser-guided brain-drilling arrows! 63 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:37,259 HAWKEYE: [cries out in pain] 64 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:38,302 Had enough, pal? 65 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,556 [pants] 66 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,144 That was a cheap shot, man. 67 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,646 I got sensitive ears, you know! 68 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:53,275 Listen, Purple Arrow, or whatever you call yourself, 69 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,485 I wanna know who hired you. Now! 70 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,446 Don't look down your metal nose at me! 71 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,448 You were stealin' it yourself. 72 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:01,491 And the name's Hawkeye, pal! 73 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,368 Who do you work for? Hammer? 74 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,662 That billionaire brat! 75 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,497 No. He didn't hire us. 76 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,250 "Us"? [cries out in pain] 77 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:14,254 SUIT: Warning. Critical overload. Armor failing. 78 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,047 [fizzing] 79 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,715 IRON MAN: [groans] 80 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,596 Pepper, Rhodey, armor's shorting! 81 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,891 Hey! 82 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,645 -Miss me? -Black Widow. 83 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,813 Hiya, gorgeous. What took you so long? 84 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,441 I told you, Hawkeye, I don't play backup. 85 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,527 If I'd gone in to grab the U.I. chip, 86 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,571 we'd be on a plane halfway to the Caribbean by now. 87 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:41,782 I gotta say, 88 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,327 it's kinda fun getting rescued by my favorite redhead! 89 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,999 Great! As if being stuck here wasn't awkward enough. 90 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,253 We got what we came for. Let's get out of here. 91 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,755 Tonight, we celebrate! 92 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,715 [whirring] 93 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,467 [blast] 94 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,220 No hard feelings, shell-head. 95 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,640 I feel bad leavin' you up here, but we need the cash! 96 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,016 [blast] 97 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:14,398 TONY: Pepper... Rhodey... Anyone? 98 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,775 Hello! Are you there? 99 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:20,362 We're here, Tony. But man, I wish I was there! 100 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,072 That girl was amazing! 101 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,783 How come War Machine can't run into villains like her 102 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,743 instead of fighting dudes named Unicorn? 103 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,122 She wasn't that amazing when she was electrocuting me! 104 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,332 Now can you guys please reboot the armor? 105 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,835 [chuckling] 106 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,087 Re-booting now! And Tony, 107 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,924 how does it feel to be rescued by your favorite redhead? 108 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,221 That's our ticket out, Natasha. 109 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,016 We deliver that thing to Count Nefaria and we can retire. 110 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,313 Retire? You'd get so bored you'd be back in no time. 111 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,899 Tasha, we agreed one last big job, remember? 112 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,567 You're getting soft, Clint. 113 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,361 We make the drop with Nefaria, we collect our pay, 114 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,572 and next thing you know we'll be workin' on our tan 115 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,240 and drinking outta coconuts! 116 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,287 I want back in the spy game, 117 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,497 not stealing for fools like Count Nefaria. 118 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,209 These jobs are nothing compared to the old days. 119 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,544 You know, Tasha, I'm involved in this 120 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,756 'cause my brother messed up and got in deep. 121 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:24,218 -You do it 'cause you like it. -And because I'm so good at it! 122 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,095 It's not like I have much choice either. 123 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,889 I always have to be one step ahead of... 124 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,474 [device beeps] 125 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,435 [gasps] No! 126 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,436 [explosion] 127 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,774 [zapping] 128 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:48,617 I'm flattered. Iron Man broke out the heavy artillery. 129 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,621 That's not Iron Man. 130 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,880 It seems my satellite surveillance 131 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,383 on Stark International has paid off. 132 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,551 Hand over the chip. 133 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,845 I got somethin' else to hand you. 134 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,221 [clang] 135 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,682 [fizzing] 136 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:14,893 [arrows clang] 137 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,186 It's no use! 138 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:16,979 [bang] 139 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,440 [chuckles] 140 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,818 Your toys are almost amusing. 141 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,195 This one's a laugh riot! 142 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,656 [splat] 143 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,242 [groans in frustration] 144 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,952 [squelch] 145 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,954 [beeping] 146 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,082 [clang] 147 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,667 [fizzing] 148 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,088 [crash] 149 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,179 [whoosh] 150 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,931 You guys find anything? 151 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,893 The list of aliases is so long it's like a phone book, 152 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:56,977 but in the interest of time: 153 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,480 Natasha Romanoff, age 23, trained as a Russian super-spy 154 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,358 from the age of 9. Lucky. 155 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,737 Worked for Project Pegasus, blah-blah-blah, went missing... 156 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,072 Hmm, resurfaced as a freelance thief. 157 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,826 Whoa, she is fi-ine! 158 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,538 Oh, gimme a break, her hair is totally dyed that color! 159 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:21,126 Can we stay on target, people? What about Hawkhead... guy? 160 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,255 Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, wow! 161 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,007 Former Olympic archer. 162 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,968 His brother Bernard is in some kinda debt with Count Nefaria! 163 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,930 Now that you know who they are, how are you gonna find them? 164 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:33,847 That's easy. 165 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,807 Same way we found the chip in Stane's office. 166 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:39,228 I'm tracking its frequency. It'll lead me right to them. 167 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,481 [groans] 168 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,942 If you hurt her, I swear... 169 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,905 Save it! Just give me the chip and things won't get messy. 170 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,037 Hawkeye... don't! 171 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,664 It's not worth it. 172 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,374 There'll be other jobs. 173 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,844 You see? That wasn't so painful, was it? 174 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,178 [whoosh] 175 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,349 But this, on the other hand... 176 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,935 [zap] 177 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,521 Titanium Man! 178 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,939 He's got the U.I. chip! 179 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:28,277 RHODEY: Scans show two people still down in that hotel room! 180 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,611 Guess the chip'll have to wait! 181 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:30,571 [whoosh] 182 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,365 [strains] 183 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,787 I'm actually glad to see you, chrome-dome. 184 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,748 Your green friend almost finished us off! 185 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,418 He's no friend. That's Titanium Man. 186 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,921 -He works for Justin Hammer. -Whatever, it doesn't matter. 187 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:48,881 [beeps] 188 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,508 Titanium Man has something that belongs to us. 189 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,302 I can't have you getting in the way. 190 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,012 Don't move an inch! 191 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,556 That's a magnesium-based thermal explosive, 192 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,474 and I can trigger it at any time. 193 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,561 Are you kidding me? I just saved your lives! 194 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,856 C'mon Hawkeye, we have a green menace to catch! 195 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,818 We can't do this to him, Widow. He just saved our necks! 196 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,863 Time is of the essence, love. 197 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,657 Do you want to recover the chip or not? 198 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,534 Don't follow us. Understood? 199 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,746 Well, I was planning to, so you could blow me up. 200 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:25,459 Hawkeye... Barton! I know you're better than this! 201 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,544 I'm not thrilled about this, Iron Man, 202 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,130 but I'm sure you'll find a way out. 203 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:34,843 [sighs] The things we do for a woman in black nanomesh armor. 204 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:40,474 Oh, no! Tony, what are you gonna do? Don't blow up, OK? 205 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,476 Don't move! Don't even breathe! 206 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,269 TONY: Pepper, it's OK. 207 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,189 The firing mechanism in the bomb's pretty simple. 208 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,941 I just need a sec to disable it. 209 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,946 Pep, can you get the Mark 2 armor prepped? 210 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,865 I'm through being a punching bag for these guys. 211 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,787 Is the new titanium-vibranium armor 212 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:04,122 working to your satisfaction, sir? 213 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:08,043 An excellent field-test, Fix 2.0! So... 214 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,964 tell me more about this little bundle of Stark goodness! 215 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:20,472 You've procured a sophisticated user-interface chip, 216 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,978 designed to make armor response faster via mind-body control. 217 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,272 Excellent, my fine CGI friend. 218 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,524 Put it in my titanium armor ASAP! 219 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,860 [laughs] 220 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,903 You cannot simply add 221 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,906 such a uniquely designed chip to any armor. 222 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:42,202 It must be customized to each individual user's brainwaves. 223 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:46,248 Otherwise the results would be disastrous. 224 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,835 Don't waste my time with details. Make it happen, 225 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:54,089 or I'll put you on a hard drive and drop you into the sewer. 226 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:57,217 Mr. Hammer, we have intruders! Shall I call the police? 227 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,804 Are you mad, Sasha? 228 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:06,185 I didn't spend 40 million on my new security system for nothing! 229 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:11,231 And besides, I'm impressed with the redhead's tenacity. 230 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,026 I may have a use for someone like her. 231 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,570 Let's see just how talented she really is. 232 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,238 [clang] 233 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,208 Coast is clear! 234 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,668 -What'd I say? I told you... -Whoa! 235 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,045 Whoa! 236 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,505 [yelling] 237 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,467 [grunts] 238 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:40,052 [clang] 239 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,970 [machinery whirrs] 240 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,016 [machinery whirrs] 241 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:50,229 I wasn't plannin' to spend my retirement as hamburger! 242 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,813 [doors opening] 243 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,943 You better have a lot more arrows. 244 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,240 [chattering] 245 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,157 [groans] 246 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,079 [machinery whirrs] 247 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,290 Widow! Time for a circus act! 248 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,376 [rapid laser fire] 249 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669 [grunts] 250 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,548 [rapid laser fire, explosions] 251 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,764 [rapid laser fire, explosions] 252 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,266 Resourceful, 253 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,433 isn't she, Sasha? 254 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,562 She's destroyed 18 percent of your security drones 255 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,773 and you're enjoying this? [sighs] 256 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,360 And... we have another visitor! 257 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,154 How exciting! 258 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991 Just the Iron Man I wanted to see. 259 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:44,992 Are you serious? 260 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,871 The security systems were designed specifically for him. 261 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,166 But as a precaution, let's break out the new toy I acquired. 262 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,209 Toy? 263 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,588 It's one of the of the most dangerous weapons ever created! 264 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,922 Where did you even find it? 265 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:02,968 Some of my men found it, bobbing like an apple in the East River. 266 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,053 It took months to get it back online. 267 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,306 Let's get it prepped, shall we? 268 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,474 Pepper, I've lost the chip's signal. 269 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,935 I'm gonna lose you guys any second! 270 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,605 [static] 271 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,066 There's interference! Communication's been cut off! 272 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,861 War Machine's still down from our fight with Doctor Doom! 273 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,363 Tony's... on his own! 274 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,740 Guys? Hello? 275 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,535 I gotta do something about the signal jammers in here. 276 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,828 [groans] 277 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,207 [groaning] 278 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,751 SUIT: Warning. Magnetic field detected. 279 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:36,919 No kidding! 280 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,882 [clang] 281 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:46,428 [groans] OK, he's definitely upgraded his security! 282 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,599 [loud pinging] 283 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,732 That wasn't so bad. 284 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,487 [whirring, then zap] 285 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,656 [thrumming] 286 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,624 [fizzing] 287 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,754 [crackling] 288 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,470 Oh, no! OK, think, Stark... Think! 289 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,682 [Justin laughs hysterically] 290 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:38,272 Fantastic! And they say there's nothing good on TV! 291 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,023 [laughs hysterically] 292 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,152 [rapid laser fire, explosion] 293 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:47,072 I'm not sure how long the charge on my Widow's Sting will last! 294 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:49,783 [groans] 295 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,120 SUIT: Warning. Armor integrity compromised. 296 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:57,165 I'm gonna get shredded! I have to disable these lasers. Think! 297 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,585 Lasers need to be focused through crystals. 298 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,088 Computer, increase frequency of sonic attack! 299 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,464 Hit the high notes! 300 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718 [loud thrumming] 301 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,348 Yes! Whoo! 302 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,525 Hey, guys! Maybe next time we should carpool! 303 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,319 [explosion] 304 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,035 [groans] 305 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,454 Do you know how much the diamonds 306 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,831 in those lasers cost me? 307 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,043 And those drones aren't cheap! Enough of this nonsense. 308 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,837 Time for a little video-game break! 309 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,716 [clanging] 310 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,141 You're proving to be useful after all, Iron Man. 311 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,729 But don't get any ideas. 312 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:04,274 Once we find the U.I. chip we're no longer "friends", understood? 313 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,484 Don't worry, Black Widow. 314 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,278 I'm not adding you to my Christmas-card list. 315 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,949 Hammer's offline servers! 316 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:12,991 What about 'em? 317 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,452 Hammer stole all of my designs and armor specs. 318 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,080 The backup files are on those servers. 319 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,541 You two might not be such bad luck after all! 320 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,001 Let's see. Health... 321 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,588 Full. Mental attacks... charged. Weapons... 322 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,968 armed. Let the games begin! 323 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,097 [zap] 324 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,059 Thought you'd seen the last of my gigantic, 325 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,646 incredibly handsome head, Iron Man? 326 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:43,897 MODOC? What? 327 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,524 Here? 328 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:48,986 [thrumming] 329 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,362 Nice try, Mega-Brain! 330 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,030 I've made some upgrades, 331 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,324 so there's no way you'll be reading my mind again! 332 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,828 What... is that thing? 333 00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,789 Whatever it is... [gulps] 334 00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,624 it made me throw up in my mouth. 335 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,461 BLACK WIDOW: [grunts] 336 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,176 [thrumming] 337 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,554 Ah! Clever, Black Widow. 338 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,931 Now I know your secret. 339 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,309 [zap, groaning] 340 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,937 I'm growing tired of 341 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,107 this, you outdated garbage can! 342 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,109 [crash] 343 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,072 I'm impressed, Widow. 344 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,367 You're planning to double-cross your partner 345 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,704 and re-sell the stolen chip back to Stane! 346 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,707 What? No. I don't believe it. 347 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,961 Hey, stubby legs, over here! 348 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,839 You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat by phone! 349 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:51,798 [fizzing] 350 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,717 [yells] 351 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,220 BLACK WIDOW: [groans] 352 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,805 [yells in frustration] 353 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,599 Why isn't this working? 354 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,145 D'you know how much I spent to get this thing online? 355 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,651 No! Chip belongs Hammer. 356 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,695 I noticed it earlier. MODOC's not acting normal! 357 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,783 Define "normal". He's a big, ugly head! 358 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,410 [rapid laser fire] 359 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,206 [metal scrapes] 360 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,253 If they want the chip so bad, let's give it to 'em! 361 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:34,299 Clint, Nefaria won't pay if we don't deliver! 362 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,678 Can't spend that money if we're dead, Tasha. Iron Man! 363 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,972 IRON MAN: [grunts] 364 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,265 [fizzing] 365 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,644 [crackling] 366 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:49,898 [screams, talks gibberish] 367 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,026 JUSTIN: [yells] 368 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:57,114 A complete waste of an evening! Guards, 369 00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,492 make sure our guests no longer have any lives left. 370 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,579 [fizzing] 371 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,539 How'd you know that would work? 372 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:09,293 I knew the chip's frequency wasn't tuned to his brainwaves. 373 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,003 I just took a "stab" at it. 374 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,882 Hey, Widow! Can you believe that nonsense about... 375 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,092 She's... gone. 376 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,598 So is the U.I. chip. 377 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,186 [guns cock, rapid laser fire] 378 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,729 Time for us to jet! 379 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:29,771 [explosion] 380 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,815 [whoosh] 381 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,366 If it makes you feel any better, the chip is worthless now. 382 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,161 It shorted out when I stuck it into MODOC. 383 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,663 -All of that for nothing, huh? -Not exactly. 384 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,626 The last of Hammer's offline servers just went up in flames. 385 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,211 He no longer has my stolen designs. 386 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:56,381 Man, I'm just glad something good came outta this madness. 387 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,384 I'm sorry about Black Widow. 388 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,762 She's not all bad. 389 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,723 She's got a lot of potential. I've seen it. 390 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,769 Thanks for saving my hide back there, Iron Man. 391 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,313 What now? 392 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,690 I'm thinking I'll head west. 393 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,109 Maybe I can do some good for a change. 394 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,489 [motorcycle roars] 395 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:24,701 [whoosh] 396 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:32,459 ♪ Iron Man ♪ 397 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:39,216 ♪ Iron Man ♪ 398 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:45,639 ♪ He's Iron Man ♪ 399 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:52,604 ♪ Iron Man ♪ 400 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,983 Subtitles: TITRAFILM