[♪♪♪]
♪ He is a man on a mission ♪
♪ In armor of hi-tech ammunition ♪
♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game ♪
♪ His teenage life will never be the same ♪
♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
[whooshing]
Iron Man!
A little over a year ago, he wowed the entire world.
But now Iron Man's so passé,
he can't even stain Egyptian silk!
So forget that old clunker. And say hello... to the future.
We're going to buy weapons from a punk kid
who can't even explain how he took over his family empire?
The world's two best military suppliers
are Stark and Hammer, General Fury.
And both shadier than a Yancy Streetgang.
After only two months of acquiring the Iron Man specs,
we've made massive, ground-breaking improvements,
vaulting us years ahead of Stark International.
Now, meet the new model! Stronger than iron!
The one, the only - because it's a prototype -
the invincible...
[alarm]
What?
[alarm continues]
Maybe you should spend less on silk suits
and more on electric bills.
Wait! Don't turn your back on the future because of a glitch!
[keyboard beeps]
Encryption bypassed... Passcodes bypassed...
Let's reboot, shall we?
[beep]
[rumbling]
Iron Man!
TONY: All the power's shut down except for security computers.
Now to reboot Hammer's systems.
[whirring]
And... hacked in.
Now I can erase all the Iron Man designs Hammer stole
with this infiltrator program.
Let's see him try to build his own armor then.
PEPPER: I'll give you ten bucks to change my Chemistry grade!
TONY: Or you could try studying, Pepper.
Kidding! But not really.
We'll talk about it when you get back.
Hey, what's that on the screen?
Hello, Project Titanium!
What are you?
[beeping]
COMPUTER: Access denied.
OK, then. Later it is.
Got 'em! Delete, delete, delete...
COMPUTER: Sentry protection activated.
Aw, come on! Not now!
I shoulda planned this better!
[bang]
Got company.
PEPPER: Don't move. They won't see you.
[bleep]
There! Iron Man!
[laser fire]
[groans]
[laser fire continues]
GUARD: More power!
[whoosh, thud]
IRON MAN: Come on, come on!
[yells]
[grunts, strains]
GUARD: Finally we can see him!
Rocket launcher? Who normally breaks in here, the Hulk?
[engine roars]
[explosion]
[whoosh]
[explosion]
[device rings]
[beep]
HAMMER: Did you eliminate him?
No, sir, he got away... again.
A disaster.
[phone cracks]
He humiliated me in front of the military!
I'll lose the SHIELD contract to Obadiah Stane for sure.
I've already rescheduled the presentation for tomorrow, sir.
-Good. Tell Mr Fix to... Whoa! -Justin!
[gasps]
[laughs hysterically]
[device bleeps]
Fooled you! [laughing]
Nothing charges the brain like leaping off a tall building!
If you weren't so brilliant, Justin,
I'd think you're utterly mad.
Speaking of brilliant...
Iron Man will return to erase the rest of his specs.
And when he does,
the project will have its first proper test run.
When we take him down,
every military in the world will offer me a contract!
[laughs, then coughs]
OK, help me in. The blood's rushing to my head.
Chemistry is so boring!
OK, fifteen bucks to change my grade.
Hello? Tony?
-Anyone? -Huh?
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out Hammer's security codes.
I had all my specs right there and the system locks me out!
You deleted half of them, right? That's a good start.
Not good enough. I have to wipe the rest of the drives,
but Hammer uses a powerful 256-key encryption algorithm,
immune to side-channel attacks.
I'd love to comment,
but the Geek-to-English Dictionary was checked out.
It means I can't break through with brute force.
Plus, I'll need to find the offline servers
and destroy them, too.
I think you need a serious game plan.
Last time you rushed in without thinking, you almost got burned.
I know what I'm doing, thanks.
[smack]
If you get caught breaking in, man!
That would ruin your life, my life, Pepper's life...
Hammer is the criminal here, not me!
Technically Hammer's no crook. He never "stole" anything.
-You never patented your armor! -[sighs]
I found evidence of his criminal activities in Dad's FBI files.
But nothing that most big businesses don't get away with:
banking schemes, real-estate scams,
those annoying pop-up ads...
Come on, there's gotta be more dirt on him.
OK, maybe I've been rushing in, not thinking things through...
It's cool if you tell me I'm right.
Oh... You're right, Rhodey.
So will you help me finish what I started, if I have a plan?
You know how I feel about all this breaking-in stuff.
Not exactly heroic.
TONY: I have to go back tonight to finish the job.
Not just for my specs,
but also because I found something when I hacked in.
Something called Project Titanium.
[device beeps]
Speak of the devil. It's a text from Justin Hammer!
"Dinner tonight. My place. 8 p.m."
"I know your secret"!
He knows I'm Iron Man?
He tapped into our computers!
Oh, no, Ghost told him!
That cheap Moon Knight rip-off!
Either way...
if Hammer does know I'm Iron Man, it's all over.
Tony, great to see you! You look totally fabu.
Is that a new shirt?
Come in, let's talk!
Sure. [clears throat]
Thanks for the invite, Justin.
Now about that text...
HAMMER: That's an original Monet.
It's called "Water Flowers over a something... bridge..." thing.
Cost me 60 million. [yawns]
Oh, man! Can we get to business?
Of course. Over dinner! Sit.
Mmm! White truffles from northern Italy,
20,000 a kilo.
Eat up, Stark! That's escargot!
[thwack]
[coughs] OK, so.
What about my so-called "secret"?
Ah, yes, your secret.
I know that you, Tony Stark... are really...
contributing designs to Stark International!
What? Me? Work for Stane?
I've heard the rumors.
You're helping Stark International succeed
so you can bring me down when you take over! Admit it!
Wow, you're paranoid.
I would never help Stane succeed,
not that it's any of your business.
Then sell me Stark International when you turn 18!
Let's work together, old friend.
We were never friends, Justin.
But I'll tell you what.
I'll give you Stark International
if you take these snails and...
[beep]
Wow, I'm surprised he didn't.
Would've been a lot cheaper than paying all that money.
[laughs] I know, right? So what'd you find?
Thanks to my dad's predictable passwords,
I tapped into his computer and got more dirt on Hammer.
Well, more like mud...
He's suspected by SHIELD of criminal acts worldwide,
possible contacts with former maggia criminals
and dealing arms to the Masters of Evil and AIM.
See? SHIELD suspects Hammer of criminal acts.
Happy now?
Save it. Let's just suit up.
It'll help if you actually have a plan this time.
You have a lot of deleting to do.
Um, if it's cool,
you guys are on your own. I kinda have a date.
With who? Oh, don't tell me...
Happy!
Well, prepare to pay for yourself. [laughs]
[laughs mockingly]
PEPPER: [yells]
I already borrowed $50 from your wallet!
Hope you don't mind.
[beeping]
HAMMER: Don't bother.
The nanovirus can't be removed from your body, Mr Fix.
Yes, well... I was just envying your genius for once, "sir".
How droll.
Unless you want me to activate the one in your veins,
I'd advise you get back to work.
Project Titanium isn't ready.
I still haven't had time to meld the titanium with vibranium.
MR FIX: Titanium is too unstable...
You said the prototype is stronger than Iron Man.
Pray for your own sake you're right.
Now prepare the camera-bots.
I want to capture every moment of his destruction
in high definition.
[whooshing]
WAR MACHINE: OK, we're here. Now what?
IRON MAN: I fly in and wipe out the rest of my specs
with this new infiltrator virus.
You wait here in case I need back-up this time.
That's the plan?
I know what you're thinking: "Brilliant in its simplicity!"
Be back in five.
[door clangs]
[keypad beeps]
That's what I'm talking about.
TONY: OK, you guys erase,
and let's see what we can find on you.
Whoa! That's some advanced circuitry... surprisingly.
But what are you for?
TITANIUM MAN: Let me show you.
Huh?
Yes, I can see you in your "stealth armor", fool!
I'm the new and improved Iron Man.
Call me... Titanium Man!
[smash]
[thud]
IROM MAN: [groans]
[zap]
This armor's not meant for battle!
War Machine? War Machine!
[noise distortion]
TITANIUM MAN: The building's defenses
are jamming your com signal, Iron Man.
Mr Hammer fully authorized me to eliminate all trespassers!
[blast]
IRON MAN: [groans]
[thudding, groaning]
[zap]
IRON MAN: [strains]
TITANIUM MAN: Hammer's genius
is ushering in a new era of armored soldiers.
Making you... obsolete!
[saw grinds]
[yells]
[sawing]
[explosion]
"Brilliant in its simplicity", huh?
Now I get to destroy two Iron Men for the cameras!
[rapid fire]
No!
You've got a lot of power, War Machine.
Why don't you give some to me?
[blasting]
[yells]
[laughs hysterically]
Thanks for the recharge, fool!
[crash]
Reroute all power to force fields - everything -
for 3 seconds!
COMPUTER: Power at 22%.
[whoosh]
[crackling]
TITANIUM MAN: [groans]
War Machine!
War Machine?
Rhodey, wake up!
[whoosh]
HAPPY: Wow, that rocked!
Did you see the part where the salad monster
ate the dude,
then spit out his sneakers?
I had my eyes closed. I don't like gory stuff.
Umm, if it got too scary, you uh... coulda held my hand.
Well... how about right now?
Awesome. But why is it so greasy?
Oops! Popcorn butter!
[laughs nervously]
[device beeps]
I was kidding about the 50 bucks, Tony! Now leave us...
Rhodey's knocked out and I don't have enough power to get back!
You have to fly the Mark 2 to my location via remote...
I have to what? But I'm not even in the...
[quietly] I told you, I'm on a date!
Hurry! I'll try to keep this Hammeroid off me,
but I run out of power in six minutes!
Taxi!
Uh, sorry, Happy! My dad's pet...
lemur got stuck in a tree!
Aw, man, not again!
Wait, what's a lemur?
[laser fire, whooshing]
Hold still, you little worm! Sasha!
SASHA: Scans show Iron Man on less than 20% power.
Use the siphon.
[beeping]
Hold on, Rhodey. [yells]
Ha! Even my armor can't shield me from a thousand-foot drop!
[grunts] No!
Rhodey!
Stop struggling, you idiot. You're next!
[groans] Full power to hand repulsors!
COMPUTER: Power at 8%. Proposal not recommended.
"Proposal"? I'm not asking you to marry me, just do it!
[blast, whirring]
TITANIUM MAN: What are you doing?
TITANIUM MAN: [yells]
[thud]
[crash]
[crowd shouting]
IRON MAN: Launch flares!
Argh! What'd he do? Everything's going nuts!
-TITANIUM MAN: Sasha! -It was a flare.
Scrambled your circuits. Hold on a second.
I don't have a second!
[crash]
[whoosh]
COMPUTER: Power at 4% and falling.
Pepper! Come on, pick up!
PEPPER: Tony, I'm going as fast as I can!
I gave the cabbie a fifty, which, yes, I did take
from your wallet, but only after you made that joke about...
I'm going down, Pepper! Plan B!
PEPPER: But we don't have a Plan A!
[crash]
Pepper,
my 1% should be enough to jump start War Machine's generator,
but I'll be as good as dead! I need your help, seriously.
[buzzing]
[yells]
COMPUTER: Power at zero. System shutdown.
Where are you?
You couldn't have gotten far, my little metal mouse.
Come on... come on!
Yes!
[whoosh]
[crash]
I did it!
Iron Man is no more!
Huh?
No blood.
Where's the pilot?
This is going to be too much fun. Locking onto target.
Pepper?
[explosions, crashing]
[crash]
Come on, pick up!
I'm inside! Stay right there!
Stay right here?
TITANIUM MAN: No more games.
[thud]
TITANIUM MAN: [groans]
You any good without that siphon?
I don't need it to take you down!
Where are you, Pepper?
Rhodey can't fight that thing alone!
Then you're in luck. 'Cause here it comes!
[whoosh]
[thud]
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[rapid gunfire]
Wanna tag out? Let's do this together.
Another Iron Man!
How many of you are there?
At least a hundred or so. Time to meet the Mark 2.
[explosion]
You don't get it. This suit was designed to destroy you both!
[zapping, groaning]
Firing Uni-Beam!
-TITANIUM MAN: [grunts] -Not this time!
[crackling]
[struggling] This won't... hold me long!
IRON MAN: Long enough.
War Machine, hit him with your repulsors! Full power!
[blasting]
What are you doing?
IRON MAN: Heating you up like a microwave oven.
When titanium starts to burn, it can't be extinguished.
I'd take that armor off real soon!
[crash]
[screams]
No!
[whoosh]
-RHODEY: We going after him? -TONY: No need to.
That fire'll burn until the whole suit is destroyed.
Hot-hot-hot!
[screams] Hot!
[water flows]
-Justin! -Titanium can't be extinguished?
How did you mess that one up?
I warned you it wasn't ready.
Had I the time to combine it with the vibranium,
it would have been indestructible.
That's not the point! I have a presentation tomorrow!
What am I supposed to show them?
Hm? Molten slag?
You failed me for the last time, Mr Fix.
From now on, no more design flaws!
[groans]
[thud]
You killed him in cold blood!
HAMMER: Technically, yes. But more technically, no.
[echoing voice] Wh... what? Where am I?
Your consciousness has been upgraded, Mr Fix...
at the loss of your body.
Now that big, beautiful brain of yours
can work on my projects 24 hours a day, non-stop.
So get to work.
MR FIX: [yells] No!
[sparks crackle]
RHODEY: Giving the Stealth Armor the Mark-2 treatment?
Better weapons for a stealthier, more powerful surveillance.
Ooh, I like that. You should make my armor stealthy too!
Minus fifty bucks' worth of upgrades.
[chuckles]
"More powerful" sounds good.
But next time, I'm coming up with the plan.
Sounds good to me.
I still need to track down the rest of the servers
and finish erasing the last of my specs.
At least you "erased" Titanium Man.
Hm... For now. But I have a feeling he's gonna be back...
and stronger than ever.
♪ Iron Man ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
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