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[theme song playing]

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[♪♪♪]

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♪ He's a man on a mission ♪

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♪ In armor
of high-tech ammunition ♪

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♪ Trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪

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♪ His teenage life
will never be the same ♪

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♪ In a dangerous world
he does all he can ♪

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♪ He's Iron Man ♪

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♪ Iron Man ♪

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[electronic signal]

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PEPPER:  Tony, come in.

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Are you there? Are you alive?

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Are you ignoring me?

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Ugh! If I'm on mute, I'll hide
your video games again.

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You've been M.I.A
all weekend, man!

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And you shut down
the radio too!

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-What's up with that?
-Sorry guys.

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I... I just need some
time to think... alone.

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Alone? Uh-oh...

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You're down
about the Ghost thing?

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How can I not be?
He stole everything!

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My armor specs...
even my secret identity!

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At least he says
he'll tell nobody.

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TONY:  Until I turn 18 and
inherit Stark International.

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Then he'll blackmail me.

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Nice guy!

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Wait, where are you headed?

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Ah! You'll spy on Hammer
and Stane again, aren't you?

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Yeah I am!
They bought the specs of Ghost.

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I must know
what they'll do with'em.

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Take 'em down
any way you can, Tony!

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What the...?!

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Hey! Hey!

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No!

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[dramatic music]

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[crane creaking]

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Oh!

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Oh no! All those people!

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RHODEY:  Hurry, man!
Go, go, go!

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PEPPER:  Those kids!
You have to save them!

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Not gonna make it! I... I can't!

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-Oh no, Tony!
- No!

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[Australian accent] Don't worry,
citizens! Shockwave is here!

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[panic screams]

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[heroic music]

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And kids are always safe
when Force is around!

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Remember: stay in school,
drink your milk

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and don't do drugs!

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Wow! New superheroes!

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They saved your skin, dude!
You are so lucky!

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Lucky? Maybe
you didn't notice.

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Those armor suits
are  my  design!

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Hey... you're right!

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Why didn't you think
of going blue?

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It's a cooler color,
and it has a nice... Oh.

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[crowd cheering]

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This is irritating me
to no end!

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Go get your armor back, Tony!
They stole your armor!

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Vengeance! .Punisher style!

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Force! Shockwave!
That was simply amazing!

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Who are you? Where do you
come from? What do you do?

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Saving people's lives
is  what we do.

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We weren't supposed
to go public so soon.

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But when we saw
people in trouble,

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we couldn't just stand by!

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They don't call us
the Guardsmen for nothing!

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The Guardsmen?
Can you tell us more?

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The Guardsmen are an elite team
of superheroes

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created by the brilliant mind
of Stark International.

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Namely our boss, Obadiah Stane!

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Stane. I knew it!

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[sigh]

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This is about to get rough.

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I've heard enough, you fakes!

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[surprised crowd]

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Well, if it isn't Iron Man!
We're big fans, y'know.

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Oh, I bet you are!

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You stole
the armor designs from me!

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Stole?

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[chuckle]
It's an homage!

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Homage?! It's obvious.
Look what you're wearing!

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Now take off that armor
before I take it off you!

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CROWD: Oooh!

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Someone's a little hot
under the iron collar.

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Especially considering
we just saved

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all these citizens' lives!

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Yeah, mate!

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Where were  you
when that crane fell?

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I... I wasn't... fast enough...

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That's because you're outdated!

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Meet the future
of superheroes.

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Force!

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And Shockwave!

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[heroic music]

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The Guardsmen!

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ANCHORMAN:
The Guardsmen wowed us

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with stunning display
of highly advanced armor,

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making even Iron Man jealous.

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Jealous? Their armor
was cheap knockoff junk.

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Low rent pieces of--

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You can't listen to these stupid
celebrity gossip show programs!

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[whispering]
Are we recording it?

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Look, there was nothing
you could do.

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But even if they're rip-offs,
they   saved many lives.

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Tony, are you even
paying attention?

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I'm ignoring you,
I'm working out a plan.

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You drown everything out
like every time you're down.

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I'm multitasking.

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It's what geniuses do.

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[sigh]

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Maybe... we're blowing this
all out of proportion!

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It's only two suits!
Stane didn't build an army.

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We'll forget about these
corporate posers by tomorrow.

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Trust me!
When am I ever wrong?

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HAPPY: Shockwave, with
his cool French accent, says:

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"Watch me vibrate
the cat down out of that tree,"

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and Force shoots out
like a force hand

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and catches the cat!

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Wooo, yeah! The Guardsmen
bring the awesome!

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Force does have
the chicest armor.

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I would go for a magenta look
with high heels!

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If you ever build  her  armor,

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I will seriously pull out
your spleen, then...

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I'll delete you from
my Myface friends... forever!

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[sigh]

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Can't you guys see those jerks
stole their suits from Iron Man?

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They're rip-offs!

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Oh, easy there, Stark.

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You just wish  you  had
super high-tech armor

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like Force and Shockwave!

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[frustrated sigh]

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[♪♪♪]

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Dude! Where you been?
You missed a pop quiz in...

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What is that? Building
your own video games?

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Nope. Let's just say
they're little gift boxes.

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Lemme guess.
For Force and Shockwave, right?

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I call them "Negator Packs".

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Man, how far will you take this?

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You never patented the armor,

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Because if I did,
I'd have to reveal my identity!

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But since it isn't patented,
they haven't broken any laws.

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Being legal doesn't mean
being right.

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They could do real good
with that armor,

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like you and me.
And maybe someday even--

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What are you doing,
taking a nap?

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There's a robbery
on 53rd and Robertson!

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ANCHORWOMAN:
The Maggia reinstate themselves

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as a major criminal force.

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Iron Man can handle
this one... alone.

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There's no
Cybernetic Interface here!

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There's  nothing  here!

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We've been set-up.

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Someone on the inside
lied  to me!

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[gunshots]

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Hands up!

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I'll give you a hand.

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[crowd cheering]

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Please, really,
it's all in a day's work.

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We're here for  you!

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[crowd cheering]

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Whoa, these guys beat you
every time! They are on it!

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Fighting Maggia is like playing
on Easy in a shooter game.

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How would they do
with real threat?

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[crowd cheering]

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[energy blasting]

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I don't know who you are,

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but prepare to fall by the hand
of Count Nefaria!

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Ah!

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Count Nefaria?

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In the flesh!

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[effort grunt]

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Ah!

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Okay, as much as
I don't wanna help these guys,

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Nefaria is trouble!

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[pain grunt]

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Let me go... Ah!

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[pain grunts]

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Outta the park!

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Another day's work for...

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[together]
...The Guardsmen!

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[crowd cheering]

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So! You not only steal my armor,

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but now my thunder too?

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You guys barely did anything!

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Well, if it isn't Iron Loser!

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You're obsolete, chum.

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It's time to move over
for the  real  heroes!

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Last time. Give me
my armor right  now!

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Why don't you come and take it?

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Ah!

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That's the best blast
your cheap armor can give?

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Hey, who ya callin' cheap?

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There's a reason
they made us more--

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Rip-off-able?
[effort grunt]

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Affordable!

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How else Stark International
will mass-produce our armor?

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Mass produce?

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There's gonna be
an entire army of Guardsmen

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by early next year!

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That's... it!

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You're so into my designs?

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-Check  these  out!
-What the...?

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I call them "Negator Packs".

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[pain yells]

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Don't worry, you may not be able
to move, but you're 100% fine.

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Your armor on the other hand,
it's fried beyond repair.

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Let's see
who you are.

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[crowd booing]

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Hey, watch it!
Those guys are frauds!

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Look at their armor.
They stole it from me!

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Seriously!?

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Oh, come on!

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They booed me... that was so...

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They really booed me.

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You of all people shouldn't care
what anyone thinks.

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In this case maybe he should.

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So far they have only been
doing good. Helping people.

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If Stane is involved it  can't  be
as innocent as it looks.

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ANCHORMAN:
We interrupt this to bring

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you an announcement
from Stark International.

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Speak of the devil...

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People of America, your safety
is of utmost importance

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to Stark International.
Our number one priority...

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is you!

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Gimme a break.

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There is a rogue vigilante
taking to the streets,

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damaging private property,
risking innocent lives.

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It's time Iron Man
is brought to justice!

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For the safety of you...
and the children .

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Ah, that is not for real.

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Wait, is that for real!?
It's on every channel!

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Don't miss the Stark
International Guardsmen Expo

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this Saturday!

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I will introduce the latest
member of the Guardsmen.

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And don't forget:
free balloons for the kids!

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TONY: Uh!

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You jerk!
What'd you do that for?!

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Stane called for my arrest
on national television!

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How should I react?

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How 'bout not like a kid?

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You can't fight
other superheroes

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and not look bad!

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Don't you get it?

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Stane's so popular
with the board now,

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he could take the company
away from me!

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You prefer bringing down Stane
than helping people!

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Who's side are you on?

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The right side.

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Rhodey!

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Just let him go, Tony.

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[applause]

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Thank you, thank you everyone.

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Obadiah, Stark International
is poised to be

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the #1 corporation in the world,
overtaking Hammer Multinational!

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We might rethink Tony Stark
taking over when he turns 18.

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Really?

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00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,604
I know the plan was always
to give it to Stark, but...

258
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,981
Who am I to question
the board?

259
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,026
We asked for Iron Man,
and you delivered!

260
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,069
Congratulations!

261
00:12:57,236 --> 00:13:01,406
Oh, but the best is yet to come.
Wait until the Expo...

262
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,326
The new Guardsmen
is the ultimate armor yet!

263
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,912
[murmurs of excitement]

264
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,875
What, are you addicted
to that thing?

265
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,672
It. Helps. Me. Think.

266
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,301
Well, I have something else
you need. To. Obsess. Over.

267
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,845
[sigh]
This better be good.

268
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,723
I'm on the 83rd level and I just
found the plus-ten plasmatron.

269
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,726
I've done some research,
digging into these guys.

270
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,980
This is the security camera
at the crane accident.

271
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,109
Yeah, Pepper.
Thanks for reminding me.

272
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,486
No, watch the controls
this time.

273
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,031
See those controls,
how they look  forced ?

274
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:47,077
Wait... Force  caused  the crane
to swing out over the people?

275
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,078
It gets better.

276
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,915
The crane  vibrated
to shake loose the metal.

277
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,794
Shockwave. The Guardsmen...

278
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,839
...caused  the accident
they  claimed  to have stopped.

279
00:13:59,006 --> 00:13:59,882
Oh no.

280
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:04,094
Putting people in danger,
to save them. For good press!

281
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,637
Oh, and there's more.

282
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,059
Is that...
the FBI database again?

283
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:15,022
It's a pain, 'cause dad changes
the password ten times a day!

284
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,064
Look at this...

285
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,776
Lancaster Sneed? Who's that?

286
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,404
An Aussie noted
for his Kung-Fu skills,

287
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,572
and a wanted man.

288
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,158
But you might know him
better as Shockwave.

289
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,659
How did you get this?

290
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,370
Unlike you, he doesn't have
a voice modulator.

291
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,748
I got a voice print
right off the news.

292
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,668
Nice!
And the other one? Force?

293
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,005
That was harder, because
he's not such a loudmouth.

294
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,799
But here he is:
Clayton Wilson, aka Forcefield,

295
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,801
cause he's such a big bruiser.

296
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,472
"Wanted for grand theft,
hijacking and assault.

297
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:51,934
Associate of Sneed.
Both former Maggia gangsters!"

298
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,603
I'm thinking the Maggia job
was also a set-up.

299
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,189
They baited Nefaria in
to bust him on TV.

300
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,108
Pepper Potts, Private Eye!
I could kiss you!

301
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,819
What's stopping... you?

302
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,533
Hum...

303
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,201
Right. Uh...

304
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,161
Now we have to find a way

305
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,872
to expose Force and Shockwave
as criminals.

306
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:14,998
But how?

307
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,586
By revealing
my secret identity.

308
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,883
[suspenseful music]

309
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,390
[crowd cheering]

310
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,904
Welcome to the Stark
International Guardsmen Expo!

311
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:50,158
You have already embraced
our new corporate superheroes.

312
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,118
Force...

313
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,788
...and Shockwave.

314
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,500
[crowd cheering]

315
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,586
Now, I have the honor
of introducing

316
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,713
the newest member
of the Guardsmen.

317
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,715
Say hello
to our little friend...

318
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,925
Firepower!

319
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,012
[epic music]

320
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,272
Firepower is equipped

321
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,774
with the most
advanced weapons available.

322
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,653
[heroic music]

323
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,747
Take the Terminax missile,
which can level a city block!

324
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,590
Oh no.
That's my Hulkbuster armor!

325
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,968
Keep your cool, wait
for the right moment,  comprende ?

326
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,054
TONY:  In the wrong hands,
this armor

327
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,681
can be used
as a weapon against thousands!

328
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,100
I can't let that happen.
I won't.

329
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,645
Seeing that armor, now I realize

330
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,939
this whole thing isn't
about my ego.

331
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,441
And it's not about vengeance.

332
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,401
It's about saving lives.

333
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,363
RHODEY:  The wisest thing
you've said in weeks.

334
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,281
Rhodey! What brought you back?

335
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,325
I thought
while you fight Stane,

336
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,327
I could play your video games.

337
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:16,620
[laugh]
You jerk!

338
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,330
RHODEY:  Seriously, dude,

339
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,624
even when we have
a big disagreement,

340
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:21,750
I got your back.

341
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,294
Good. 'Cause
I'm gonna need you.

342
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:29,466
And if Iron Man had the guts
to show his face here today,

343
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,843
which he won't,

344
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:34,304
Firepower's advanced weapons
would bring him to his knees!

345
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306
TONY: Well here I am,
Goldilocks!

346
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,852
[heroic music]

347
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:45,232
Easy. I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to turn myself in.

348
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,860
[surprised reactions]

349
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,195
I'm prepared to show
my true identity!

350
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,365
But only if the Guardsmen
show theirs first.

351
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,368
What? No way, pal!

352
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:57,578
Why not?

353
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,622
After all, you  are
"superheroes you can trust"

354
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,040
as the commercial
says.

355
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,001
[crowd booing]

356
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,427
Iron Man,  you  are the criminal
here, not the Guardsmen!

357
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,762
Oh really?
I think you might be wrong.

358
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,892
'Cause they  sure
look like criminals to me!

359
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,852
[gasps from the crowd]

360
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,647
[low voice]
How did he find out?

361
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:26,690
Am I wrong?

362
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,776
If I am, just take off
your helmets and prove it!

363
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:33,906
[suspenseful music]

364
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:34,865
Aaah!

365
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,950
[effort grunt]

366
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:41,163
[panic screams]

367
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:45,167
I'm not going back to jail
because of those two fools!

368
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,169
[effort grunt]

369
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,183
[action music]

370
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,026
They got better
at using their armor!

371
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,701
Time to end this right now!

372
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,581
...or not.

373
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,084
We learned from the last time,
Iron Moron.

374
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,461
No little box
is gonna wreck Firepower!

375
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,387
[panic screams]

376
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:44,643
[heroic music]

377
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,396
You're putting people in danger,
not helping!

378
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,817
The only person in danger
is you!

379
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:52,818
Uh!

380
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,196
[pain grunts]

381
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,366
[moaning in pain]

382
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,205
[with difficulty]
Computer... reroute power...

383
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,749
into... secondary systems...

384
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,382
[action music]

385
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,595
Bringing down Iron Man
is my first assignment?

386
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,138
I'll take it!

387
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,015
Uh!

388
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,979
No!
[explosion]

389
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,901
Ha! And I didn't even have
to use my big guns

390
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,485
on the ol' Tin Man.

391
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,949
[gunshots]

392
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:44,203
[epic music]

393
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,122
Three against one?
Let's even out these odds.

394
00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,541
We ain't paid enough for this!

395
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,920
I don't know if we can take on
Iron Man  and  War Machine!

396
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,966
Let's see ya stand up
against the Terminax!

397
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:02,513
Oh no.

398
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,306
If that thing hits...

399
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,310
PEPPER:
Come on, come on, come on!

400
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,645
Oh no!

401
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,658
Give it up, man! It's over!

402
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,206
Too bad I got
bigger guns than you!

403
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,794
Too bad I know where
your motor circuits are!

404
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,216
Yep, cheap materials.

405
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,052
Now, what do we do
about those two?

406
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,512
Did you see that?!

407
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:47,224
Oi, we can't stop both of 'em!
We give up!

408
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,434
We're through! We surrender!

409
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,687
[crowd cheering]

410
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:54,815
[epic music]

411
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,655
They used fake identities to get
hired by Stark International!

412
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,533
Honestly, we were
as duped as everyone else!

413
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,161
Oho! I'm so sure,
chrome dome.

414
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,081
What a phony!
Can you believe him?

415
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,626
At least Stark International
won't build anymore Guardsmen.

416
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,379
And Iron Man is the city's
favorite hero again.

417
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:18,547
And War Machine.

418
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,048
Mostly War Machine.

419
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,675
Let's not go that far.

420
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:25,179
[tense music]

421
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,644
Despite that hideous debacle,

422
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:36,148
The Guardsmen field test
was a resounding success.

423
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,320
It seems the bugs
have been worked out.

424
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,615
This will improve the designs
of the primary project.

425
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:50,495
Then it's time to commence
Project Monger.

426
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:54,708
[ominous music]

427
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:01,882
♪ Iron Man ♪

428
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:08,805
♪ Iron Man ♪

429
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:15,145
♪ He's Iron Man ♪

430
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:21,818
♪ Iron Man ♪

431
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,447
♪ Iron Man ♪

432
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:28,575
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