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[theme song playing]

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[♪♪♪ ]

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♪ He's a man on a mission ♪

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♪ In armor
of high-tech ammunition ♪

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♪ Trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪

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♪ His teenage life
will never be the same ♪

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♪ In a dangerous world
he does all he can ♪

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♪ He's Iron Man ♪

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♪ Iron Man ♪

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[electronic signal]

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[tense music]

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I'm a busy man, Mr . Fix.

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I have things
I'd rather be doing.

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Base jumping,
swimming with sharks.

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chasing beautiful women...

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You know, dangerous things.

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Anything other than putting
your cybernetics on schedule.

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I'm working as fast as I can,
Mr. Hammer.

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The tech is untested.

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No excuses, Fix. After all...

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I have a strong stake
in your future here

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at Hammer Multinational.

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No, no I... Please!

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It's finished.
Everything is in readiness.

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[epic music]

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Activating the energy siphon.

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Light amplification at 87%
and increasing.

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It's working.

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It's beautiful!

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[♪♪♪]

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It cost as much
as my floating ocean fortress.

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But what Justin Hammer wants,
Justin Hammer gets.

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A Living Laser.

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[melancholic music]

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How's Tony?
Is he better?

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He's still banged up,
but Yinsen says he'll be okay,

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if he doesn't strain his heart.

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TONY: I'll be fine.

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Seriously, you two
are worse than parents.

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What are you doing here?
You have to take it easy!

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You were bugging me
to go to school.

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I'm going to school
and you want me to stay home.

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Make up your minds already!

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I won't sit around

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and do nothing
while Gene Khan is out there.

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You were almost killed.

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The least you could do
is rest.

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He's right. You're still hurt.
You look pale. Sickly!

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You're in no shape
to go after Gene.

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Thanks, Pepper.

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As long as he's out there
looking for the rings,

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I can't rest.

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Athletes play hurt,
and so do I.

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What the...?
My locker's covered in...

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Ew, what is this?

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[laugh]
Prank war, baby!

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Remember when you posted
my baby pictures?

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That was months ago!

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And I never got you back!
So I'm declaring a prank war!

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Prank war
until one of us surrenders!

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Happy, I'm seriously
not in the mood for this.

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Prank war, baby!

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Wooo! Yeaaah! You're going down!

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It's chocolate syrup.

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Eh... at least,
that better be chocolate syrup.

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Oh...

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I'm gonna go... hum...
oh... wash my hands.

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The Living Laser.

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I have big plans for you,
my friend.

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It's...

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It's starting
to come back.

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Pieces...
I... remember...

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My name is... Arthur Parks.
The Living Laser!

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I remember hatred...

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for Iron Man.

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But when I got sick,
he was the only one

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who tried to help me.

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So I helped him defeat AIM.

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But then there was nothing.
Like sleep... just empty.

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What happened to me?
How did I get here?

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You had to wipe his memory!

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I want him a blank slate
I can program.

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A minor bug.
I'm correcting it now.

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[pain yell]

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Curious...
I'm getting feedback...

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[pain yell]

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Ah!

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It's... me?

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[enraged scream]

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[anxious moan]

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What have you done to me?!

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[enraged yell]

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Help me. I don't understand
what's happening.

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Fix! Do something !

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Please, no!
Leave me alone!

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[pain grunt]

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[pain yell]

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I don't know what's going on.

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There's one person
who will help me.

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I have to find...

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Tony Stark!

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No sign of Tony.

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Maybe he's back to the hospital.
Or worse! He's in detention!

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Will you calm down?
Lemme call him.

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Tony, where exactly are you?

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Exactly?
About 700 feet in the air.

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Huh?

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I went to the Armory
after class.

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Taking the Mark 2
out for a spin.

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Testing the armor?
We could have done that for you.

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I can handle this myself.
Besides--

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Signal dropped.

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There's... crazy interference
in the air

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disrupting
communications signals.

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And it's moving?

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If these readings are right,

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it's flying
at the speed of light.

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Ah!

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Arthur Parks?

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Tony Stark.

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I thought you'd...
you'd disintegrated.

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It's great you're
ba... whoa!

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Uh!

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Laser! I...
I thought we were friends?!

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You thought wrong!

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Ah!

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Just like Gene.

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You're just another lying,
using, backstabber!

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Aw, you're breakin' my heart.

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Uh!

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Oh man.

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I won't lie,
that one stung a little...

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COMPUTER:  Alert. Strain
to user's heart detected.

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Recommend one hour
recharge time.

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Great. First Rhodey and Pepper.
Now my system's on their side.

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Computer, run the script
for past Living Laser protocols.

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Script in progress.

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Uh! Ah!

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Uh! Ah!

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None of the old tactics
are working.

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It's like the Living Laser
is different... transformed!

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[pain yell]

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Okay, that's new.

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Aaah!

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Activate sonic cannons!

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[effort grunt]

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[breathing heavily]

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He's not answering.
I'll suit up and look for him.

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TONY: I know where he is .

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[pain moan]

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Now this time,
you hide and I'll seek.

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I got ambushed
by the Living Laser.

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The Living Laser is back?

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I thought you said
he'd changed?

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I was wrong.

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I was wrong about Gene,

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and I was wrong
about the Living Laser.

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Everything's just... wrong.

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[alarm beeping]

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It's the intruder alarm.
Somebody's inside!

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[menacing music]

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[electricity crackling]

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Back to finish me off?

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What?

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Tony, no. I tracked
your energy signature.

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Help me, please.
I don't know what's going on!

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I woke up,
and there was another me.

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I was in some strange place.

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There were two men
I didn't know.

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And I know it sounds crazy,

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but I think
I've been split in two.

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[snicker]

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What, two Arthur Parks?

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Tell me, does the evil one

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have any
distinguishing characteristics?

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A really
evil-looking goatee?

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You have to help figure out
what happened to me.

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Please,
you helped me before.

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I don't know what your game is,
but I'm not falling for it.

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I won't be taken
for a fool again.

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I... I'm so sorry
for bothering you, Tony.

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You're going to turn
your back on him?

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Are you kidding, Pepper?

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Ten minutes ago,
he nearly killed me!

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Now I'm supposed
to help? Right!

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If the Laser wanted to,
he could've taken you down now!

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You used to help
whoever in need.

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Ask Gene! Maybe he'll help.

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Oh wait, no he won't.
He's evil!

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MR. FIX: Tracking 2 Laser
signatures. They're in town,

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going below
the speed of light.

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I don't want them tracked.
I want them captured.

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I want them mass produced
as a weapon.

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Why am I still waiting
for this?!

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One last thing.

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After you get them,

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put an energy reading
on that data card.

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We need it for Project Titanium.

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I can't get a lock
on the Living Lasers from here.

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I'll move the energy siphon
to a better location.

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Don't bore me with the details.
Just make - it - happen.

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[melancholic music]

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[shock]

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ARTHUR: You're not Iron Man.

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That's right. I'm War Machine.
And I'm here to help.

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No one can help me.

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Tell me everything.

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I woke up
in some lab here in the city.

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I don't know how I got there.
I was out of my skull.

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Then I got split in two!

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Who did this to you?

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I don't know.

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My memory ain't so good.
Something's wrong with my head.

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[pain yell]

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Whoa! Oh! What was that?

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[pain yell]

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[pain grunt]

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[moan]

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Since I came to,
I've been having these attacks.

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[pain yell]

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I'm not a doctor,

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00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,442
but I'll take a guess
and say you need help, now.

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[phone ringing]

224
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Hi, this is Dominic's Pizza.

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We have to call
to confirm big orders.

226
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Twenty pizzas
with extra anchovies?

227
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Cancel the order,
I didn't place it.

228
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Seriously,
who eats anchovies?

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[phone ringing]

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WOMAN:  Tony Stark?
You applied for teaching

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fire juggling to seniors?
How soon can you start?

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Oh! I don't know,
how about never!

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MAN:  Oh, hi! I'm calling
about the free puppies?

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For the last time...
There are no free puppies!

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HAPPY:  Prank war!

236
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Happy, if you don't stop
pranking me,

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I'll post your baby pics...

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on every computer,
home page... in the country.

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Prank war, baby! Yeaaah bo--

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[sigh]

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I shouldn't show him I'm ticked.
It encourages him.

242
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The old Tony would've
just pranked Happy back.

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You are  so  overreacting
to his dumb pranks.

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Like how you overreacted
to the Living Laser.

245
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,465
I'm not overreacting.

246
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If I help the Laser, it'll come
back and bite me big time.

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Like Gene?

248
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Like Gene, or Blizzard,
or the Laser the first time.

249
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Do I have "loser"
stamped on my forehead?

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If it's there,
it's light and I can't see it.

251
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No, seriously, you can't let
Gene mess up all your trust,

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especially when others need you.

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[pain groan]

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[yelling in pain]

255
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,825
The attacks are getting
more powerful.

256
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:11,124
Take it easy, okay?
Stay here. I'll go check it out.

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[suspenseful music]

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Tony Stark!

259
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Oh man. I think I found
the other half.

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Uh!

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00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,944
Going somewhere?

262
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,947
Too many cars and bystanders.
But not up here!

263
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,454
[pain grunts]

264
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,916
ARTHUR: Lave him alone!

265
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,337
Who... who are you?

266
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,215
Isn't it obvious?
I'm the original.

267
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,758
You  are the impostor.

268
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,554
When I'm through there will
only be one Laser left... me!

269
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,975
[worried chatter]

270
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,144
Tony, come in!

271
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,645
Are you seeing this?

272
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,230
Two  Living Lasers?

273
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,774
Arthur Parks  was
telling the truth.

274
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,152
And I wouldn't help him.
I'm such a--

275
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,779
Lame-azoid? Hum,
Lame-azoid is a good word.

276
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,241
RHODEY:  We don't have time
for the mopey depressed Tony.

277
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,203
We need the fast-thinking
genius Tony right now!

278
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,705
Here's an energy data scan
from the Laser.

279
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,749
I got it. I'll do
a quick analysis.

280
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,959
Better do it quick.
Like yesterday!

281
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,378
[effort grunts]

282
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,425
[pain yells]

283
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,928
[panicked screams]

284
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,556
Rhodey, this energy data
is off the charts.

285
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,683
His body was already unstable.

286
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,604
He's made of decaying positively
and negatively charged energy.

287
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,857
Eh, is this the long version
or the extra-long version?

288
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,985
Meaning if we don't put
the Laser back together,

289
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,654
the halves will explode.

290
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,573
It'll charge the particles
in the vicinity and...

291
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,283
vaporize the city!

292
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,912
Oh, yeah. We should probably
do something about that.

293
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,205
Wait a minute.

294
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,458
I have a prototype of my dad's
teleportation harness.

295
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,794
PEPPER:  The thing
that made the Laser?

296
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,629
What will you to do with it?

297
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,382
I have an idea
that just might work...

298
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,718
or it might destroy
a small part of Manhattan.

299
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,847
[action music]

300
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,851
You're still hurt.
Are you up for this?

301
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,978
If I don't help,
the city will fry.

302
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,772
And that might hurt
a tiny bit worse.

303
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,482
What's the plan?

304
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,693
We hook this up
to the Living Lasers.

305
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,362
Then flip a switch.
Then cross our fingers .

306
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,572
If it doesn't work?

307
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,073
Then we go to Plan B.

308
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,242
What's Plan B?

309
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,078
We're incinerated?

310
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,956
[explosion]

311
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
Did they explode?

312
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,087
If they had blown up,
we wouldn't be alive

313
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,213
to talk about it.

314
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,717
-They're around here some--
- Tony! You won't believe this!

315
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:10,137
You received 20 teen
fashion magazines to your house.

316
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,680
Happy pranked you again.

317
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,348
Pepper, I need you to--

318
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,185
"How to tell if your friend
is dating a villain."

319
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,895
Sweet! Can I borrow
this one?

320
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,521
TONY:  Pepper! Focus!

321
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,524
The Laser
has a unique energy signature.

322
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,278
I need you to plug the Mark 2
into global satellite tracking.

323
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:29,031
PEPPER:  Hum, right.
Got it! You're plugged in!

324
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:32,117
Alright, now we're getting
somewhere. This way!

325
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:34,453
[effort grunts]

326
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,205
When I get out of here...

327
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,749
I'll fry you
from the inside out!

328
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,334
Why do you want me?

329
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,377
Readings on your energy levels.

330
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,297
They'll help me out
on a project I'm working on.

331
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,216
Shut your cyborg mouth, Fix.

332
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,551
Don't tell anything
about the Project!

333
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,387
What does it matter?
I'll wipe their memories.

334
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,016
In a few moments,
they'll be a tabula rasa.

335
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,184
[pain yells]

336
00:16:58,769 --> 00:16:59,520
[pain grunt]

337
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,233
PEPPER:  The energy levels
coming out of them are reaching

338
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,651
critical mass!

339
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,403
I noticed. Do me a favor...

340
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,697
f I don't survive this,

341
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,866
say goodbye to Whitney for me.

342
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,869
Hum! I'm going to pretend
I didn't hear that.

343
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,956
Fix? Fix!
What's going on out there?

344
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,666
[pain moan]

345
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,752
I don't know if you can
still hear me, Hammer,

346
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,963
but the whole set-up
is going to blow!

347
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,882
Can't forget about
Project Titanium.

348
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,052
[suspenseful music]

349
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,226
Hold on, Arthur!

350
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,894
We'll get you
out of there.

351
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:43,814
[pain yells]

352
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,611
[heavy breathing]

353
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,951
My ticket out
of here.

354
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,537
Ya! Hahaha!

355
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,626
What's better
than destroying one Iron Man?

356
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,503
Destroying two!

357
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,339
[pain grunts]

358
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,635
Get him loose.
I'll keep this one busy.

359
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,981
Don't look at the light!

360
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,366
-Am I glad to see you.
-We don't have much time.

361
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,786
Once I get this harness
on your other half, energize it.

362
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,291
Wanna know why they call me
War Machine? Here's a hint.

363
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,797
Try and push him towards me!

364
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,841
No, I don't think so!

365
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,052
Ah! Uh!

366
00:18:58,972 --> 00:18:59,723
Back off!

367
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,309
What are you saying?
We can't back off now!

368
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,937
I have a plan!
But you need to trust me!

369
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:11,401
Okay... Do it.

370
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,696
Whatever happens,
don't interfere until I say so.

371
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,911
Stop! You have to stop this.

372
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,747
You're standing
with Iron Man?

373
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,874
Then I'll take you down, too!

374
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:32,256
[pain grunts]

375
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,007
[enraged yell]

376
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,100
I'll destroy you  and  Iron Man!

377
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,519
I'll destroy everybody
and everything,

378
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,063
till there's nothing
left but me!

379
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,525
Keep talking. The more you talk,
the closer we get to...

380
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:55,195
[pain yells]

381
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,116
Now... while he's down!

382
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,494
[pain grunts]

383
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,038
Arthur! Activate the harness!

384
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,375
[explosion]

385
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,256
Pepper? You there?

386
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,967
PEPPER:  Of course I'm here!
Where would I go?

387
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,886
I'm on the edge of my seat!

388
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,721
Any sign of the Living Lasers?

389
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,598
They're... gone.

390
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,766
Energy levels
are safe again.

391
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,019
PEPPER:  What happened
to the Laser?

392
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,897
I'm... whole again.

393
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,567
Ah, thank you, Tony...
for trusting me.

394
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,200
Fix, you fool!

395
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,661
You lost me a weapon
A.I.M. and HYDRA would have paid

396
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,871
billions for!

397
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,249
I warned you from the start
the procedure was dangerous.

398
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,209
Sir...

399
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,379
Well at least  one  good thing
came out of it.

400
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,261
Project Titanium is a go.

401
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:06,058
Got a text from Arthur.
Says he'll lay low for a while

402
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,476
and enjoy being alive.

403
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,437
Maybe he'll turn out to be
a good guy after all.

404
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,065
Or maybe he'll turn out
to betray me.

405
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,693
Or maybe he won't.
I'll take the chance.

406
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,529
HAPPY: Aaah!

407
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,531
Somebody help!

408
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,659
Ah! Oh!

409
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,119
Trying to get away?

410
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,996
Can't get away
from the Maggia!

411
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,583
When we're through with you,
you'll regret betraying us, see!

412
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,837
No! No, this is all
a big mistake!

413
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,090
[giggle]

414
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:39,132
Prank war.

415
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,468
Thanks guys.

416
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,680
[laugh]
No sweat, Tony! That was fun!

417
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:48,267
I...I surrender.
Prank war's over.

418
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,687
Hum, can somebody
unlock the handcuffs?

419
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:55,232
Anybody? ...Hello?

420
00:21:56,108 --> 00:22:01,446
♪ Iron Man ♪

421
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:08,078
♪ Iron Man ♪

422
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:14,501
♪ He's Iron Man ♪

423
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:21,425
♪ Iron Man ♪

424
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,511
♪ Iron Man ♪

425
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,639
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