[solemn music]
[♪♪♪]
I don't understand. You don't need to buy anything,
but you still want to go to the mall.
You just want to... to...
Hang out! But we have to make a couple of stops first.
Khaaan!
What is up, bro?
No. No, no, no, no, no. Just... no.
This is awesome! Does this thing have a fridge? DVD?
No... karaoke!
Pleeease? It'll be a blast, I promise!
Fine. But we have another stop to make.
Hey, Gene.
[coldly] Potts.
It'll be a blast, right?
Hey!
[whispering] Dude, trade seats with Whitney.
[sigh]
Let's just go pick up Tony and Rhodey.
Woohoo!
Look at me, I'm flying!
[discouraged sigh]
[effort grunts]
Hey! We should drive to Bermuda!
Whitney, you and me. Bermuda, huh?
[chuckle]
Happy, you can't drive to Bermuda. It's an island.
But otherwise we're on, right?
Don't. Touch. The buttons.
Ah, you need to lighten up, Gene Khan.
Have some fun. All of you!
Don't you want adventures in your lives?
No, not really, not that kind.
I'm fine.
I don't like you.
Lame. You chumps need to get on board the Happy train.
[heroic music]
[explosions]
Dude... Dude!
Follow him!
[tires squealing]
[action music]
Move!
Guys, really, I think we should just leave.
Iron Man is probably fine...
Awesome!
[theme song playing]
[♪♪♪]
♪ He's a man on a mission ♪
♪ In armor of high-tech ammunition ♪
♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game ♪
♪ His teenage life will never be the same ♪
♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
[electronic signal]
TONY: You've been avoiding this forever.
You've got to try the armor!
For the last time, no! I don't!
There are a million reasons this is a bad idea.
Name one.
I... you...
There's birds, I mean, what if I...
[sigh]
I can't...
The armor won't fit me.
It has expansive joints and extendable plating.
It'll fit anyone. Not that you're bigger than me.
[sigh]
Okay. Fine. I'll try it.
It's the worst that can happen, right?
Oh! Ah!
Waaah!
JAMES: I... I...I made it out! Tony, how am I doing?
Do you have your eyes open?
Hey!
Ah!
It just takes some time to get the hang of it.
Maybe you should fly a little lower and... over the ocean.
Is it always so hot in here?
I... I need some air.
Can I... can I open the mask or something?
Watch the road!
[car horn]
Ah!
Woah!
You will come and get me right now!
Do you hear me Tony!? I'm done!
What are you doing?
Wow! Wait, don't take it off!
Rhodey, someone will see you!
Rhodey!?
COMPUTER: Incoming call from: Rhodey.
Rhodey?
JAMES: Come pick me up!
TONY: Rhodey! Get back in the armor!
No way! I'm not getting back in, ever!
You want the armor, you come and--
[car approaching]
Oh, no.
Uh!
Guys, really, I think we should just leave.
He's probably fine...
Awesome!
It's empty.
Whoever Iron Man is, he must be around here somewhere.
Aha, you're dumb. There's no "who!"
Iron Man's a robot!
Iron Man is not a robot, Happy, I've told you.
What are you doing? Aha, we need to... to... huh.
No! Happy, get out of there!
Dudes, check it out! I'm Iron Man.
Just a minute ago you said Iron Man was a robot.
Yeah, but now I'm inside the robot! Huh?!
Happy, take that armor off right now!
No.
I wanna fly, robot. Up!
[armor buzzing]
Woohooo!
What. A moron.
This is so bad.
COMPUTER: User in place. All functions resuming.
Yeah! Way to get back in the saddle.
[phone ringing]
-Wait, aren't you in--? - JAMES: Tony!
We're in big trouble. You have to shut down.
HAPPY: Robot? Is that you?
Happy?
Sweet! You know my name!
What should I call you? Robot? Iron Dude!
Gears?
What have you done, Rhodey?
JAMES: He thinks Iron Man is a robot!
Convince him to get out of the armor,
then take it over remotely.
I hate you.
I...
[cough]
[loud voice] I am Iron Man... Robot. Uh...
Please land. And get out of... me.
It's stupid, I'll take over the armor and bring him back.
Bring him back where? The Armory?
Then what? He'll know you're Iron Man.
HAPPY: Check it out, I'm flying upside down!
Woohooo!
Woooh!
Hop!
Oho!
[laugh]
Yeeha!
Woohoo!
[laughs]
Happy is pretty good at flying the suit.
I'm impressed.
Are you kidding me?!
What? I'm just saying.
Pepper's in the limo with the others.
She tries to follow Happy. I'll get a taxi.
Except I don't have my wallet.
Quit messing around and get back here!
I must try and keep Happy from hurting himself.
Or anyone else.
Man, is he good at flying!
Um, attention Happy... human.
Iron Man is switching to computer control now
for your own safety.
Hey... Hey! What's going on?
Keep moving!
I... wanna... keep... going!
What are you doing? Quit fighting!
Weepee!
Whoooah... Ah!
Hey!
You need to chillax, Iron Bot. Our day's just getting started!
What is he doing ?
[♪♪♪]
[effort grunts]
Hey! Hey! Hey
[seagull squawking]
Bird! Bird.
Oooh!
Oh, no!
Oooh, no.
Call the Tong Captain, Nobody must hear.
Tell him Iron Man crashed into the Treasury.
Do nothing until the Mandarin gives the order, understood?
Master Khan, there's no answer. Something is wrong.
Hey! Who put a building there?
Oh, no.
What's up, dudes?
I don't know how you found us, Iron Man,
but you shouldn't have come.
Ah!
Happy? Uh, ahem.
[deep voice] Happy human, are you okay?
HAPPY: That was awesome!
I... I've got lasers, right?
Yes, I'm activating the weapons systems, but let me control it!
[powering up]
Hum... Yeah...
I don't think so. Eat laser super-villains!
[pain grunt]
[effort grunts]
[laser blasts]
Yeah, that's right, you'd better hide, losers!
TONY: Happy! Will you stop! Uh...
[deep voice] Just get out of there!
[effort grunts]
[ninja stars clinking]
Ninjas!? Aha! This is like the best day of my life!
All communications to the building have been cut off.
The Mandarin will not be pleased.
Stay here.
[explosions and laser blasts]
That seems bad.
Uh, I have to make a phone call.
No. Both of you stay here.
I'll go inside and get Happy. Whatever you do, do not come in.
Gene, wait! Gene!
Oh, this is getting worse by the minute.
You're right. Because now I'm stuck with you.
You know what, Whitney? You can... Huh?
Whitney?
[suspenseful music]
[worried chatter]
[♪♪♪]
[mysterious oriental music]
Come on, come on...
Tony! What is going on, how did--
Rhodey tried the armor? Really?
That bad? Uh, can I try it?
Oh, man, the police are coming. What should--
What?! Killer Shrike and Unicorn?
Uh! The Tong! I have to go help Happy!
TONY: Pepper, no! Wait--
[police sirens]
Ah!
Will you knock it off, robot?! I don't need your help!
Ah!
TONY: [robotic voice] Yes you do!
I'm trying to save your life!
[ominous voice] Maggia. Hum...
Happy defeats the Maggia, then leads me to Iron Man.
I cannot believe I want Happy to win this fight.
[tense music]
We're gonna need backup, everyone you've got.
[car door opening]
Hi.
[pain yell]
Sorry, Officer, but if you capture Happy,
it might cause problems for Iron Man.
And I won't let that happen.
Attention, everyone.
We'll just wait and see what happens.
No one is to go inside.
Except me.
[car horns]
Sorry, folks.
They say it's some kinda crazy Iron Man thing,
it's mucking up traffic across the entire city.
[frustrated grunts]
Say "uncle!" Say it!
Get him off me!
[gunshots]
Ah!
Hey! Watch it!
Unbelievable.
[footsteps rapidly approaching]
[effort grunts]
HENCHMAN: He fights against us.
It would appear the rumors are true.
this is not the Mandarin.
[laser blast]
You want more of this? What about some of these?
I'm not finished yet!
TONY: Yes you are! Listen to me! I--
We weren't looking for trouble, Iron Man!
We're stealing this money from the Tong,
they're worse than us!
Yeah, why don't you get in on this?
Once these bombs go off,
there'll be plenty of money for all of us!
Deal!
Bombs? Computer, zoom in on the vault.
Analyze...
Oh, no.
Huh... What's the problem, robot?
It's not a bomb, it's ten bombs.
And they're using quantum energy.
Being linked together
increases the bombs' power exponentially.
I could have told you that!
One of these would open the vault.
Three would destroy the building.
All ten will vaporize the city.
Awesome!
Wait, no. That's bad...
Right?
[countdown beeping]
What's bad?
Computer, route my voice through the armor filters.
COMPUTER: Ready.
You morons! Do you know what you've done?!
HAPPY: Whoa, hey, that wasn't me.
You guys seem pretty cool...
The bombs you're using to open this vault,
they'll destroy the city!
Is this some kind of trick?
We got these things from Mister Fix himself.
Who?
Then Fix is trying to eliminate you.
You have to shut these bombs down now,
or we're all done for.
Yeaaah. I'm thinking maybe this job ain't worth it.
Fine, let us know how it goes.
Wow wow! You can't leave! What about the money!?
Let them go! We have to defuse the bomb!
You stink, robot.
Is it really gonna blow up the city?
I don't know, and I don't... Aaah!
I got it!
What if we put the bombs in the vault,
then the vault will protect the city from the explosion. Uh?
This can't be happening.
[suspenseful music]
[breathing heavily]
Come on, Tony, pick up!
[phone ringing]
I can't talk! You have to get out of the city!
Find Rhodey, everyone you can, and get them out!
PEPPER: What?
I'm in the building, I'm going up to help!
No! You have to get out! Go, Pepper! I mean it!
Ugh.
You'd better appreciate this, Tony.
Pepper!
Gene! What's happening, did you find Happy?
We have to get out of here. Iron Man's taking care of it.
Really? But... but it's Happy.
He's fine! Come on!
Okay... but let's find Whitney, too.
Let's do this!
The first thing you have to do
is take the casing off the central bomb.
We'll have to check out
the wiring and battery compartment.
It's making noises.
I think it's broken.
Happy! Be careful! You have to go slow! And be gentle!
[countdown accelerates]
Oh, no... no! So stupid...
Without the casing, the timer accelerates.
We've got about a minute.
It's impossible. it's too complex,
we don't have time...
It's gonna go off.
Happy... Happy! You have to get out of there!
You have to go now!
We can do nothing about it!
Happy?
[electricity crackling]
That was boring.
I wanna go fly some more.
COMPUTER: Armor boot jets activating.
Happy... Uh...
[deep voice] User Happy!
This is Iron Man. You can't leave.
HAPPY: Why not?
Because... the armor, it took damage in the fight.
Looks okay to me.
TONY: No, no no... it's... it's bad.
The damage is fatal.
The armor, it's going to... uh... explode.
You've saved the city, Happy.
There's no need for you to sacrifice yourself for...
[interferences]
Happy?
[frightened shriek]
Armor, give me full remote control, now!
You were right, Gene. Everything's fine.
Who are you talking to?
Dudes! Iron Man's gonna blow up!
[explosion]
The armor... it was empty, right?
Empty? No, Gene Khan.
That armor was full of heart .
It was kind of uptight, and yelled at me.
But that was the bravest robot I've ever met.
[sniffing]
HAPPY: And that's when the ninjas showed up.
So I beat them up too!
And then there was the bomb, ooh!
The robot said if it went off,
it'd probably crack the planet in half.
So I beat it up, too, ah!
[out of breath]
Where have you been?
So sorry. Traffic was really bad.
♪ Iron Man ♪
♪ He's Iron Man ♪
♪ Iron Man ♪
Subtitles: TITRAFILM