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Hurry up! Get the stuff
off the truck! Move!

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-What is all this?
-Who cares?

3
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The Maggia say rob the truck,
we rob the truck.

4
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Watch it!

5
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Huh! Weird.

6
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Put that away
and get the crate in the van!

7
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What do you think it does?
There's a button.

8
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Take that off!
You'll get us in trouble!

9
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Don't touch that!

10
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Parks?

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♪ He is a man on a mission ♪

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♪ In armor
of high tech ammunition ♪

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♪ Trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪

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♪ His teenage life
will never be the same ♪

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♪ In a dangerous world
he does all he can ♪

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♪ He's Iron Man ♪

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♪ Iron Man ♪

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"I am determined
to prove a villain.

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If King Edward be
as true and just -

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as I am subtle,
false and treacherous."

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Oh, you may have been born
to be an actor, Mr. Khan.

22
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You're especially good
at the villainous roles.

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He wasn't even acting!

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That's just how he talks,
all snide and smug and jerky.

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Didn't he save your life
that one time?

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Yeah, but he was all smug
about it. And jerky.

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-And what about snide?
-That too.

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Tony,
why do you hang out with him?

29
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Are you guys still BFF?
I can't believe I just said BFF.

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Tony?

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Tony! Don't ignore me!
I'll talk more if I have to.

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Sorry, Pepper, what?
Did you say something?

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You're wearing ear plugs
in class?

34
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You really want
to get kicked out, don't you?

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Yes, and no.

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These are wireless headphones,
not ear plugs.

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They're connected
to the armor comms.

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The helmet audio is bust,
so I'm using these.

39
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And you're wearing them in class
because?

40
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I'm scanning the news and police
reports. Looking for trouble.

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That is the understatement
of the year!

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Opening the book helps,
Mr. Hogan.

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For your mid-term assignment,
students will be paired up

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to perform scenes
from classic plays.

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Take it seriously. The mid-term
is a third of your grade.

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Tony! Tony!

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RADIO:  ...robbery in progress.

48
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The robber is armed
with an unknown energy weapon.

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Mr. Stark!

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Since you've chosen not to do
any homework for this class,

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or barely show up,

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the mid-term will be
especially important for you.

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And since you show such obvious
disdain for the dramatic arts,

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Mr. Stark, you will go first.

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DANIELS: One scene from  Hamlet,
along with Miss Potts.

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What? Are you serious?!

57
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Er... I mean... Yes, ma'am.

58
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We're being graded separately
though, right? Please?

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I hope you understand

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the seriousness of this...
Mr. Stark?

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RHODEY:  Quick question...
Have you lost your mind?

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TONY: Shouldn't you be in class,
Rhodey?

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This isn't funny!
Daniels went nuts.

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You'll get kicked out of school
if you keep this up!

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-Whatever you say, Mom.
-You're losing it, Tony!

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Between Iron Man, Stane,
those rings and school,

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you're dropping the ball.

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I've heard this before,
and you know what? Fine.

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If something must give,
let it be school.

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-I don't need it.
-What about me and Pepper?

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-Do you still need your friends?
-I've got to go. I'll call you.

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Iron Man!

73
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Is anyone hurt? What happened?

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Just a guy...

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Some weird suit, but he kept
disappearing and reappearing

76
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then he burned a hole
through the vault door!

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-I didn't even see him do it!
-Disappeared?

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Where is he now?

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Iron Man...

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If you knew what was good
for you, you'd start running.

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Neat trick.
Where'd you get that suit?

82
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Jealous?

83
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Were you aware
that you're leaking energy?

84
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That's usually
not very good for you.

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Surrender, and I'll make sure
you get medical help.

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[chuckles] No, I don't think
I'll be surrendering.

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Impressed?

88
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I guess.

89
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I'm the Living Laser now,
Iron Man, and I'm unstoppable.

90
00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,991
The next time this laser fires,
it's going to be right through--

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You can turn yourself
into a laser,

92
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and the best you can come up
with is robbing a bank?

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That's sad.

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[groans]

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This... This is...

96
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Oh, no!

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[sirens approach]

98
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Come on! Hurry up!

99
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Come on!

100
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So, you ready to rehearse
for drama class?

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No. I'm hacking
Stark's research databases.

102
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Wow!
That sounds really fun and all,

103
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but this is one third
of our grade.

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One third. If we don't do this
[laughs nervously] we'll flunk!

105
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Seriously.

106
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The guy at the bank today,
he had this.

107
00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,343
It's a prototype
laser teleportation device,

108
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designed to convert matter
to energy and back.

109
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My dad made it.

110
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[gasps] Your dad made stuff
for super-villains?

111
00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,897
No. He had a room - the vault.

112
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It's where he kept inventions
he hadn't finished,

113
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got bored with,
or never perfected.

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This was one of them. It had
flaws that made it unstable.

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I'd forgotten the vault.

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But only one person
could have gotten access to it.

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PEPPER: Stane!

118
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I must get into Stark Tower,
find out what happened.

119
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If he had tech from the vault,
who knows what's out there.

120
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Er... Tony, the school called
my mom at work.

121
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She wants to see you.

122
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Sit down, Tony. We need to talk.

123
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I know what you're going to say,
Mrs. Rhodes.

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"School is important,
bring up your grades.

125
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This is what my dad wanted,"
but I can't do it any more.

126
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,151
Obadiah Stane is destroying
my dad's company.

127
00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,903
I have to focus on that.

128
00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,155
In two years,
I'll take over and--

129
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,700
Tony, you need to hear this,
but not from me.

130
00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,294
Dad?

131
00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,134
It's a hologram!
Why do you have--

132
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Tony, I wasn't just
your dad's friend.

133
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I was his lawyer
and the executor of his will.

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I don't understand.

135
00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,477
I can't imagine how hard it was

136
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,063
to lose
the only family you have.

137
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I've tried to give you space,
to respect your privacy,

138
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but it can't go on like this.

139
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What do you mean?

140
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This is your father's will,
Tony.

141
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If you're seeing this, I'm gone,

142
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and I'm truly sorry for that.

143
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,584
But you won't be alone, Tony.

144
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,254
You'll be living with David
and Roberta from now on,

145
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,549
and you'll go to school with
Rhodey at the Tomorrow Academy.

146
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:12,636
I've taught you,
raised you all on my own,

147
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,014
and maybe it wasn't
the best choice for you,

148
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,893
but after losing your mother,
I just wanted you close by me.

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Dad...

150
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,981
But now, if I'm gone,

151
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,191
if I can't be there
to guide you...

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00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:31,446
HOWARD:  Too much money and power
can be overwhelming for anyone,

153
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,366
even someone as special
and gifted as you.

154
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,828
I can't let you go
down the wrong path,

155
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,789
and if you're going to take over
Stark International,

156
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:44,751
you'll have hundreds of
employees' lives in your hands.

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00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,839
HOWARD:  The company is about
more than science and tech.

158
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,718
-It's about people.
-I don't understand.

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00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:57,556
You have to have a normal life,
Tony, with balance.

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00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,893
You need to have friends,
to go to school,

161
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,478
to learn all the things
I couldn't teach you.

162
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,816
I don't want Stark International
to be a burden to you.

163
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,654
Roberta, I know
you're with Tony now.

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00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,324
HOWARD:  He'll never have
to worry about money,

165
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,785
but if you see he's struggling
or overwhelmed,

166
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,997
or can't maintain an acceptable
grade point average...

167
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:26,293
If he can't, then control
of Stark International

168
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,546
should be handed over
to the company board.

169
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,719
I didn't show you this before,
as you were having a tough time,

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00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,306
but I never thought
it would come to this.

171
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,183
Do you understand now, Tony?

172
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,145
You have to do well in school.
You have to keep your grades up.

173
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,940
Everything you care about
depends on it.

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00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,157
[grunts]
Guards...

175
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,495
Guards! I'm burning up in here!

176
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,539
MAN: Knock it off, Parks!

177
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,832
Some of us
are trying to sleep here!

178
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,793
Oh, no...

179
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,880
Oh, no!

180
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,549
Somebody help!

181
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,429
It's not fair!

182
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,100
Dad couldn't have known Stane
would turn his company evil,

183
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,227
that his tech would end up
on the streets,

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00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,980
that his life's work would be
used to hurt people.

185
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:31,066
He couldn't have known I'd be
the only one who could stop it.

186
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,610
Tony, we'll get through this.

187
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,905
You know, maybe this isn't
the worst thing in the world.

188
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,157
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing.

189
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,326
You've been pushing yourself
too hard,

190
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,078
neglecting things like--

191
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,455
You know what happens
when I don't push myself?

192
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,418
Lives are on the line.
If I'm not there, people die!

193
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,838
If you can't understand that,
then leave me alone.

194
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,633
Tony... Come on...

195
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,928
You can't take
that kind of responsibility.

196
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472
All Rhodey meant was we--

197
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,224
Get out!

198
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,275
I was doing all of this
for you, Dad.

199
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,154
[man laughing]

200
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,495
[laughs maniacally]

201
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,922
[sighs] Tony's not answering
my calls.

202
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,425
-Did you see him this morning?
-He was gone when I woke up.

203
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,011
Oh, man...
Do you think he ran away?

204
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,556
-I'm not that smart.
-You're OK! Oh!

205
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,642
Er... more or less.

206
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,394
Kind of stinky.
Did you lose your toothbrush?

207
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:54,316
I... Guys... I'm sorry.
I was such a jerk last night.

208
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,276
This is what my dad wanted
for me.

209
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,570
This is what I have to do
to keep the company.

210
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,697
I have to try,
however bad things get.

211
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,158
Ooh! You do kind of stink!

212
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,161
So you're really staying,
and I won't flunk drama?

213
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,288
Right, drama... The test.

214
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,583
What er...
What's the play again?

215
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,168
Hamlet?  What's that about?

216
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,004
Oh, it's about a prince
who's er...

217
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,091
pulled in a million directions
while trying...

218
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,343
to avenge his dead father.

219
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,722
[laughs] No, seriously,
what's it about?

220
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,228
[laughs] Are you kidding me?

221
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:45,409
Now, who can tell me
what method acting is?

222
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,300
[snoring]

223
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,519
PEPPER: Psst! Tony, your turn!

224
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,022
Er... line?

225
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:18,567
-To be...
-That's just sad, Stark.

226
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,862
You guys stink.
Maybe we should do another part.

227
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,702
"My honour'd lord,
you know right well you did;

228
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,872
And, with them, words
of so sweet breath compos'd

229
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,000
As made the things more rich.
Their perfume lost,

230
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,252
Take these again,
for to the noble mind

231
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,506
Rich gifts wax poor when givers
prove unkind. There, my lord."

232
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,425
"Ha, ha, are you honest?"

233
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,637
-"My lord?"
-"Are you fair?"

234
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,805
"What means your lordship?"

235
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,808
"That if you be honest and fair,

236
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,187
your honesty should admit
no discourse to your beauty."

237
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,564
Oh... OK. Works for me!

238
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,819
[footsteps approach]

239
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,617
I can memorize thousands
of lines of computer code...

240
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,661
Why can't I do this?

241
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,289
Relax. You've still got time
before the performance.

242
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,583
We'll go through it
until you've got it.

243
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,294
It doesn't even have to be good.
Just say the lines.

244
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,881
Doesn't have to be good?
I'm going to be a laughingstock!

245
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,967
She rented a theater, Rhodey.

246
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,261
She's got the whole school
as an audience!

247
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,389
And isn't it kind of evil
to schedule a test at night?

248
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,725
Wow! He's in a rush.

249
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:38,814
Something must be... going on.
Something big.

250
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,163
I want Iron Man here,
and I want him now!

251
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,541
Do you hear me out there,
Iron Man?

252
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,627
And if Iron Man doesn't show,

253
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:05,424
I'll turn this entire city
into a pile of smoking ash!

254
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,393
Open fire!

255
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,980
[laughs]

256
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,408
The Living Laser?
The guy from the bank job?

257
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,410
The energy leak
must have changed him.

258
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,415
I have to do something.

259
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,168
The police, they'll be hurt -
or worse.

260
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,504
-Tony...
-But I've got the test.

261
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,632
If I miss it, if I fail,
I'll lose Stark International.

262
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,218
Rhodey,
what am I supposed to do?

263
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,762
You fight, you save lives,

264
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,640
but you don't have to do it
by yourself.

265
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,809
Right now,
the city needs Iron Man.

266
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,021
You go kick this guy's tail,
get to the theater on time

267
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,732
and Pepper and I will find a way
to deal with school.

268
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:11,114
Don't worry, man.
We'll make this work. Together.

269
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,325
Thanks. I owe you one, Rhodey.

270
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,953
Yeah. Pay me back
by staying alive.

271
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,372
Now, go, and don't be late!

272
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,256
Oh, no! He's not coming, is he?

273
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,592
I'm gonna fail! What happened?

274
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,137
Super villain.
Times Square. It's bad.

275
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,140
Well,
that's really inconvenient!

276
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,478
Stupid super villains!
The drama test is in 40 minutes!

277
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,314
Then we've got 39 minutes
to figure out a plan.

278
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,945
[groans]

279
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:56,201
You are about to get
a very, very bad sunburn.

280
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,829
Laser, get away from him!

281
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,211
It's OK. I only want you.

282
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,714
I wanted to thank you.

283
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,842
When we met, you said something
to me. Do you remember?

284
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,219
You said that for a guy
who can turn into a laser,

285
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,513
robbing banks was dumb.

286
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,058
And you were right, so I came up
with something better.

287
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,643
Yeah? What's that?

288
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,147
I'm going to be
the man who fried Iron Man.

289
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,455
Is that the best you can do?
Sad.

290
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,124
Argh!

291
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,629
[grunts]

292
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,715
Listen to me. You need help.

293
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,843
The energy from the equipment
you were using has changed you.

294
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,304
-It could be fatal!
-Like I care.

295
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:01,975
All my life, I've been a nobody,
but now I'm somebody.

296
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,311
I'm the Living Laser!

297
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,438
[chuckles]

298
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,526
Oh, you're somebody?

299
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,112
That's funny coming from someone
who doesn't have a body now.

300
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,114
You're laughing at me?

301
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:21,870
I was wrong. You don't need
a doctor - you need a therapist!

302
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,289
And you should have stuck
to robbing banks.

303
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,478
That tickled.

304
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:56,947
Perfect.

305
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:20,345
All right, no more jokes.
You can't win, Iron Man!

306
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,182
You don't even know
what power is!

307
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,893
I  am  power!

308
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,396
You can't even touch me,
but I can touch you.

309
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,523
You think
I can't get through that armor?

310
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,941
Watch me!

311
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,860
Urgh!

312
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:38,363
COMPUTER:  Integrity at risk.
Shielding failure imminent.

313
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,366
Unable to compensate
for energy frequency.

314
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:45,662
[grunts] The frequency...
He can change his frequency!

315
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,081
That's why
the repulsors didn't work.

316
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,250
His energy form
is on a different wavelength!

317
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,045
Computer, alter the frequency
of all weapons systems

318
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,088
to match the Living Laser. Now!

319
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,050
COMPUTER:  Analyzing.
Frequency matched.

320
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,970
You want power, Laser?
Have some more!

321
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,681
Urgh! How?

322
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,767
That's not possible!

323
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,394
I'm the Living Laser!
You can't touch me!

324
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,855
Touch.

325
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,276
Aargh!

326
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,410
Well, that was...  Hamlet!

327
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,748
[muttering]

328
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,875
BOY: Look what she's wearing.

329
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,013
Well, good of you to join us,
Mr. Stark.

330
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,182
You and Miss Potts may proceed.

331
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,062
I... I can't remember anything.

332
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,523
I don't know the lines. I can't!

333
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,943
It's OK. Just relax!

334
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:07,619
"Yet here, Laertes?
Aboard, aboard, for shame!"

335
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,706
"Those friends thou hast,
and their adoption tried."

336
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,917
BOTH: "Grapple them unto
thy soul with hoops of steel."

337
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,460
Wooh! Thanks, guys!

338
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,505
That's not in the play,
Mr. Stark!

339
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:23,093
Sorry. "This above all:
to thine own self be true."

340
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:31,685
♪  Iron Man ♪

341
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:38,984
♪  Iron Man ♪

342
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:45,157
♪  He is Iron Man ♪

343
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:51,663
♪  Iron Man ♪

344
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:57,169
♪  Iron Man ♪