1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:03,796 My name is Michael Westen. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,507 I used to be a spy until... 3 00:00:06,591 --> 00:00:09,153 [ Man ] We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted. — [whistles] 4 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,613 [ Michael narrating ] When you're burned you've got noth/hg... 5 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,182 No cash, no credit, no job nl'sz'0/y. 6 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:17,393 - — You're stuck in whate ver city they decide to dump you in. - Where am I? 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,103 Miami. 8 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,814 You do whate ver work comes your way 9 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,525 you rely on anyone who's still talk/ng to you— —[Laughs] 10 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:27,486 - A tr/gger—happ y ex-g/ylfr/end— - — should we shoot them? 11 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:30,364 An old friend who used to inform on you to the f. B. I... 12 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,742 You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls. 13 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:35,161 Family too— — hey, is that your mom again? 14 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,431 If you're desperate. — Someone needs your help, Michael. 15 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,957 Bottom line: Until you figure out who burnedyou, 16 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,253 you're not going anywhere. 17 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:47,798 Al [ll/ian sing/ng in Spanish] 18 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,277 [Michael narrat/ng] Getting mformation is all about fi'tt/ng in. 19 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:54,055 If you're hunt/ng for inte/ in the middle east, that means a beardanda djellaba. 20 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,241 /f you're doing it on south beach, you're probably wearing... 21 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,184 A sw/msuit and fl/p-flops. 22 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,771 You think the sarong is too much? Suddenly, I'm feeling overdressed. 23 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,440 You look fine, fi. Besides, we're here on business. 24 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,525 What is the big deal with this bomber? 25 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,254 If we looked for everyone who tried to kill you, we'd do nothing else. 26 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,447 I need to find out what this guy knows. 27 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,176 [Fiona] Well, if there's anyone in Miami who can track down a bomber, 28 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,202 it's our old friend Seymour here. 29 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:19,872 Hope he's still not mad about the face full ofgunpowder last time we dropped by. 30 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:23,084 Well, he was pretty enchanted with you once upon a time. 31 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,670 Pretty enchanted with me? Yeah. 32 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,756 He showed it when he attacked me with a baseball bat. 33 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,800 Will you do my shoulders? 34 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,099 You know, fi, if, uh... 35 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,935 If you wanna talk about what happened the other night... 36 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:45,356 There's nothing to talk about. We were just blowing off some steam, right? 37 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,026 We should go in. 38 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,865 Ar [h/p—hop on stereo] 39 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:02,581 [ M/chae/ narrat/ng ] When it comes to intelligence gathering, 40 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,583 you can't hold grudges. 41 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:07,044 The guy who hit you with a baseball bat yesterday... 42 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:10,965 Could be an information source today 43 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,260 fi, you wanna take care of— yeah, I'll take care of Mr. Security over there... 44 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,429 While you say hello to Seymour. 45 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:25,271 Hello, Seymour. — security! 46 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,065 [Guests gasping] 47 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,283 Nice goin', jackass! You know, I learned a thing or two... 48 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,660 Aflerthelastthne youhdwdhbas. Vvhafsthat? 49 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:43,331 When it comes to m y personal security, I gotta take care of th/ngs myself. 50 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,999 [Hammer cocks] 51 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:48,169 You got hollow points in there. Oh, you can tell just by looking... 52 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,755 No, I can't. But I can distract you long enough to take it. 53 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,924 Now, I just need help tracking someone down, Seymour. That's it. 54 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:57,136 You are such a badass. It's kind of awesome. 55 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,889 You need my help? Okay. 56 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:04,935 One condition. You gotta teach me some of these moves. — su re. 57 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:08,022 All right. What's everybody starin' at? This is a party. 58 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,776 I'm sorry, Mike. What are we doing again? 59 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,529 I need help tracking someone— An explosives expert, Derek poole. 60 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,865 Oh, right. A manhunt. I love it. 61 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,677 Okay, first, you're gonna have to front me some cash to spread around. 62 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:24,205 It opens doors. No? Okay. 63 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,124 I'll front you, because I know you're good for it. 64 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,919 But we are gonna have to be in constant dialogue, Mike, okay? 65 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:33,756 You and me, badasses in this together. 66 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:39,136 All right, jackass, you see how they just laid you out again? 67 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:42,223 That is called teamwork, people. 68 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,601 And it is a beautiful thing. So, up and at 'em. 69 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,312 Hit the blender, make some smoothies. 70 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,315 You like mango? Mango. 71 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,407 Fi. Fi, I need a favor. 72 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,409 Uh, I need to put some money together. 73 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,119 Seymour said he'd front you. Yeah. 74 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:06,205 Seymour's not the type of guy I wanna owe money to long—term. 75 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,749 You wanna borrow money? 76 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,419 If you need cash, you can get a job like the rest of us. 77 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,088 I can't fill out a w—2. If the people who burned me... 78 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,216 Find out I'm looking for a job, they'll wonder why I need money. 79 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,927 I just passed on a gig for some art dealer. 80 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,264 Someone's stealing paper clips or something dull. Pay's good. 81 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,100 You take a job under a cover ID, no one needs to know. 82 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,144 Mm-hmm. You're the best. 83 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:30,938 I expect a commission, Michael. 84 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,780 Mike, do you have to work with Seymour? I mean, the guy's unstable. 85 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:42,217 He's connected, and he doesn't mix well with government types. 86 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:45,119 Do you have my new cover I.D.? Yes. You're miles Parker. 87 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,913 Background in corporate espionage. You're a deskjockey. 88 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:49,915 Perfect for a cushy office gig. 89 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,709 Looks good, Sam. [ Cell phone rings] 90 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,881 Yeah, fi, looks like I'm good to go for that art dealerjob. 91 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,552 Thanks. I'll call you later. Maybe we can grab dinner. 92 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,555 So you two are just grabbing dinner? 93 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,893 Just to debrief. Right. Debrief. 94 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,207 [ M/chae/ narrating ] There are a lot of advantages... 95 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,817 To taking on a new identity when you take a ne wjob. 96 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,986 You can tailor your resume to the position, 97 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,696 and it gives you a lot of flex/b/lizy 98 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:25,159 you just have to get used to the idea of lying to everyone you meet. 99 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,912 - — I'm miles Parker. - Hi, miles Parker. 100 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,624 - — I'm here to see Scott Chandler. - Mr. Parker. 101 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,001 You came highly recommended. Scott Chandler. 102 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,921 Welcome to the gallery. Thank you. Thank you very much. 103 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,006 Can / get you something to dr/nk? 104 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:43,052 Coffee? Water? Scotch and soda? I'm fine. 105 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,845 [Beeping] 106 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,848 Right this way. 107 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:51,727 Quite the résumé. Wall street, silicon valley, D.C. 108 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:55,105 Anyplace where a little information goes a long way, I've been there to protect it. 109 00:05:55,231 --> 00:06:00,402 Any p.I. Experience? A p.I. License comes with a lot of privacy concerns. 110 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:03,656 There's a chance anything a private investigator finds could wind up in court. 111 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:07,326 Yeah, well, I prefer to resolve this quickly and quietly as possible. 112 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,496 Quick and quiet— that's what I do. Tell me about your problem. 113 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,165 A few weeks ago, I noticed unusual activity on the computers. 114 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,501 Files moved, log—ins at odd times. 115 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,587 And then, I started hearing a buzzing sound in my office phone. 116 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,799 I checked it out. Infinity transmitter in its base. 117 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,759 Saw a lot of that in the dot—coms. 118 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,304 Whoever installed it didn't isolate the circuit. You're hearing a little feedback. 119 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:31,267 I wanna know who planted this. 120 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,602 Any idea what they're looking for? 121 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,771 I sell about $30 million worth ofart a year. 122 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,817 It could be thieves, buyers looking to iowball a bid, other art dealers. 123 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,070 Too many possibilities. My business, my reputation... 124 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:46,907 Dependsoninflmmnauon remaining private. Let's take a look around. 125 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:49,827 Now, the gallery's under 24—hour video surveillance. 126 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,805 Can't get through here without someone seeing it. 127 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,248 What about the executive offices? 128 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,918 There's no cameras, but all the offices are keypad access only. 129 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,588 No one gets in here without me knowing. 130 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:04,758 Well, somebody has. Does anybody have a habit of working late? 131 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,678 No later than I do. I'm the first one in, last one out. 132 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,517 So what do you think, Mr. Parker? Think you can find whoever's doing this? 133 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:19,523 I'll see what I can do. I need a floor plan of the office. [ Cell phone ring/ng] 134 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,859 I'll have something by the end of today. Excuse me. 135 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:26,322 [Seymour] Alpha, it's bravo. Over. Hello, Seymour. 136 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:29,241 Chalk one up for the brotherhood of badass, buddy I got good news. 137 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:31,243 You gotta get over here. 138 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,831 Jj' [ Woman I/ocalizing ] 139 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,268 So I asked around about that explosives guy you were looking for. 140 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:42,296 He does demo for the city, but he moonlights for the Russian mob. 141 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:46,842 This is their hangout. He's their go-to guy when something's gotta go boom. 142 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,969 Any idea where he's hiding? 143 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:52,931 Seymour, you said you had good news. No, I do. He's got a girlfriend. 144 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:56,119 And they're hot and heavy. They can't be apart for more than a couple ofdays... 145 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,121 Without some together time, you know what I'm saying? 146 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,813 I know what you're saying. I bet you do. 147 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:04,360 You and fi— my god. A molten hot action couple. 148 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,279 I can't even imagine what it must be like in the bedroom. Just... 149 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,114 [ Imitates explosion] Don't do that. 150 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,241 Right? Am I right? We're not together. 151 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,453 Are you serious? Oh, my god. You guys are like the—the... 152 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:17,539 Bomber's girlfriend. Stay focused. There she is. 153 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,085 Don't point. 154 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:27,091 Bianca. She works here. Her shifi' starts in, like, 70 minutes. 155 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,135 Nice work, Seymour. 156 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,726 [Seymour] Oh, the best part is, m y jackass bodyguard 157 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:41,855 he's gonna put a tracker under her car so you can follow her right to him. 158 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,942 He's gonna put a tracking device under her car in front of the Russian mob? 159 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,320 Oh, he— but it's cool. I told him, just pretend like he's tying his shoe. 160 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,322 He's gonna tip her off that someone's watching. 161 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,741 Keep your eyes on Bianca, and no more moves on your own. 162 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,088 [ M/chae/ narrat/ng ] To protect someone without b/o wing your co ver; 163 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:02,167 you have to come up with a story— One that exp/a/ns what the y're doing, 164 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:05,671 exp/a/ns what you're doing and gets everyone out in one piece. 165 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,298 Hey, you forgot your keys. Wait. 166 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,635 My keys? No, I— you forgot your keys on my wife's dresser. 167 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,555 Yeah. Yeah, that remind you? 168 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,141 Of course, not everyone is a born storyteller 169 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,977 go with it. Run. But Seymour said to plant a tracker. 170 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,314 [Laughs] 171 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,279 And don't let me catch you near my wife again! 172 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,993 I gotta tell you, this corporate espionage stuff is kind of fun. 173 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,995 You know, there's no guns, no explosions. 174 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,056 It's like going on the kiddy rides at the carnival. 175 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,875 [Chuckling] So, uh, 176 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,419 any idea how our spy got his way into the art dealer's office? 177 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,379 I know how I'd do it. 178 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,423 Cleaning crew comes around midnight... 179 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,634 From the service entrance here, away from the gallery cameras. 180 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,179 Well, that's good because then there's no door codes either... 181 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,181 'Cause the cleaning crew opens them for you. 182 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,933 Get in, find a hiding place, let everyone clear out. 183 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,561 And you got the place to yourself. 184 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,897 [Fiona s/ghs ] 185 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:12,196 As stimulating as all this is, I still don't see why you called me over here, Michael. 186 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,531 It always helps to bounce ideas, fi. 187 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:25,083 Uh, I'm gonna grab another beer and, uh, drink it on the balcony. 188 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,759 Is this about the other night? 189 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,803 Is this about me not staying for breakfast? 190 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,890 Is it so strange that I would want your opinion on a job? 191 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,770 Look me in the eye and tell me that's all this is. 192 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,900 I have to go see Chandler. 193 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,869 You think he came m with the cleaning crew. 194 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,665 Can't believe I was so stupid. Whoever did this didn't come through the gallery. 195 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,085 There's a chance the parking lot cameras got him at the service entrance. 196 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,839 I'll call the property manager, set up a time for you to stop by their office. 197 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,049 You really think sweeping my office is necessary? 198 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,010 I don't think a phone bug was the only thing your spy left you. 199 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,054 [Beeping] I've got dinner with a client. 200 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,765 You let me know if you find something. 201 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,352 [Michael narrating] A bug, in its simplest form, 202 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,355 is just a microphone attached to a radio. 203 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,775 Effective, but easy to detect with a frequency scanner. 204 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,445 [Whirring] 205 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:41,410 A more subtle device is the wireless key logger circuit. 206 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,829 Nearlv undetectable and easy to install, 207 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,623 it transmits every password you type into the keyboard 208 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:52,421 all surveillance devices, though, share a weakness— they're machines. 209 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,215 When machines break, somebody has to fix them. 210 00:11:55,299 --> 00:12:00,012 More spies get caught changing batteries and firing wires than any other single activity 211 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472 [beeps] Mr. Chandler. 212 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,685 Yeah. I'm gonna need to work late tonight. 213 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,545 M r. Pa rke r. 214 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,589 You're the receptionist here, right? What is it? 215 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,591 Uh, Melanie. 216 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,177 Melanie. Right. We need to have a conversation. 217 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,721 Okay. I—i-i know this looks crazy, 218 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,350 but, um, /can explain. 219 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,396 Melanie! 220 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,194 Melanie. 221 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,030 Melanie, stop. Stop. Whatever you're up to, 222 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,449 it's not worth stabbing me with a letter opener. 223 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,410 Don't tell Chandler! He'll kill me. 224 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,872 Chandler? Yeah, that sounds a little hard-core for an art dealer. 225 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,999 You don't understand. 226 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,709 He killed my father. 227 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,595 My father was /. D. Blake. 228 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,974 The painter? Wow. 229 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,726 How about that? [Chuckles] 230 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,937 Well, Veronica's really into pop art. 231 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,958 You know, you could stand getting out to a few museums every so often, Mike. 232 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,984 Chandler was his art dealer. 233 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,821 Trouble started over a painting called lady/n white. 234 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:44,825 Bids of, like, five, seven million were coming in before he even finished it. 235 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,285 My dad's health was failing. 236 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,871 But chandlerjust kept pressuring him to finish it. 237 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,457 Dad got sick of it, said that he was gonna get a new dealer. 238 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,459 Ooh, that probably stung Chandler pretty good. 239 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,546 The commission on seven million, that's a lot of money. 240 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:02,843 One month later, someone broke into my dad's loft, beat him to death... 241 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,846 And burned do wn his studio. 242 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,223 Lady in white was reported destroyed. 243 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,475 Cops called it a burglary gone bad. 244 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,269 You think Chandler was behind it? 245 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,273 And he ne ver put it together that you're /. D. Blake's daughter? 246 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,942 I grew up with my mom in New York. 247 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,486 I didn't even know who my dad was until about a year ago. 248 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,905 We talked on the phone for a couple of months. 249 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,575 I never got to meet him in person. 250 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,536 When I heard that lady/n white was being moved on the black market, 251 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,997 I came down and got a job with Chandler. 252 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,600 I like your heart, Melanie, but, you know, that painting could be anywhere. 253 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,543 You get caught looking for it, you're dead. 254 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:40,630 I gotta prove that Chandler's involved. His security's good. 255 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,508 I thought that I would get him with that key logger thing. 256 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,719 But I need more access to his files. 257 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:50,974 Melanie, I'm supposed to check the security footage from the service entrance tomorrow. 258 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,143 The same one you used 259 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,604 you told him? Look, if he sees me... 260 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,690 I'll make sure he doesn't, provided your story checks out. 261 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,444 My story? 262 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,322 Uh, don't worry about it. We'll check into it. 263 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,492 Al [men singing in Spanish] 264 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:24,091 Yo, Mike. Mikey. Looks like Melanie was telling the truth. 265 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:27,219 Had to pull a few favors, but I was able to get my hands on that. 266 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,679 [Michael] An apartment lease from 7985. 267 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,265 Yep. [Chuckles] 268 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:36,311 Check that out. J.D. Blake's signature right next to Melanie's mom's. 269 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,272 Little loft in soho. The math adds up, Mike. 270 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,316 She's his daughter. All right. 271 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,652 Give her a call, tell her I'll help her out. 272 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,572 But tell Melanie she has to stop spying. I'll handle it. 273 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,991 [Michael narrating] To make a magnet powerful enough... 274 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,370 To wipe a security camera tape, you need a strong po wersupp/y. 275 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,289 A wall outlet will do nicely if there's one a vai/ab/e. 276 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:01,086 But if you need something more portable, a car battery works in a pinch. 277 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,631 Of course, you have to be careful to use a hea vy-Gauge wire... 278 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,635 If you don't want a fiery explosion that co vers you in battery acid 279 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,680 but do it right, and you've got a magnet powerful enough... 280 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,891 To wipe any magnetic media you can manage to get close to. 281 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,601 Mr. Chandler said you were coming by. 282 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,353 You had a break—in? Something like that. 283 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,398 We keep all the footage backed up on the hard drive there. 284 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,441 Should go back about six months. 285 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,903 If you can lay offjust the last few weeks to DVD, I can go through 'em. 286 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:30,866 Sure. Or I can do v.H.S., not that anybody has those anymore. 287 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,332 It's, uh, not coming up. 288 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,418 What? What's wrong? How do you mean? 289 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,296 [ Tapping keyboard] 290 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,591 It's not possible. The drives— they're wiped. 291 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,926 The footage— it's all gone. 292 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,470 I bettertell Chandler about this right now. 293 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,557 You got a serious problem, much more serious than you led me to belie ve. 294 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,101 Now, I need to know— —just slow down. Just... 295 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,688 You're saying the footage was erased. I mean, could it be a screw-up on the machine? 296 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,815 I know what it looks like when a machine screws up, 297 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,539 and / know what it looks like when someone is erasing their tracks. 298 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,653 I mean, how could anyone possibly do that? 299 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,572 A crooked security guard, a hacker. 300 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,407 Hell, for all / know, 301 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,285 it could've been some guy walking in with a— an electromagnet. 302 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787 The pomt is, he's a professional. 303 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,831 You're the security expert. What do I do about it? 304 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,351 I gotta start with your computers. I gotta go through everything. 305 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,712 I gotta see if your systems have been breached. Oh, yeah. 306 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,256 My computer files? No, no, no. That's private information. 307 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,635 Do you want me to find this guy with one hand tied behind my back? 308 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,180 I mean, are you hoping he walks through that door, stands in front of you and says, 309 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,974 “hi. I'm your spy”? [Chuckling] 310 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,061 Call me when you're serious. 311 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,247 [Michael narrating ] When you're playing the role ofspy-hunter... 312 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,398 And the person you're hunting is yourself 313 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,485 the trail of e vidence can lead anywhere you say it does. 314 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,570 Wait! 315 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,408 You really think access to the computers will help you find him? 316 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,911 Andno 0/76 cc7/7 create more fear; 317 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,497 more paranoia than the spy-hunter. 318 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,415 Ihopeso. But I'm gonna be honest with you. 319 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,417 When you're dealing with someone this good, 320 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,711 it could get a lot worse before it gets better. 321 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,302 So I gave Chandler's encrypted files a deep tissue massage. 322 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,930 We got his whole life here. Anything about the lady/n white? 323 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,765 Ifhe has it, he hasn't moved it yet, 324 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,452 'cause there's no big cash movements, and he hasn't been doing much offshore. 325 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,080 Well, there's gotta be something, Sam. There's something, all right. 326 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,106 The week Melanie's dad died, 327 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,400 Chandler's calendar had a bunch of blank spots. 328 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,778 So I cross—referenced that with the phone records, came up with a guy. 329 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,948 Jacob orr, a so-called security consultant. 330 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,243 He did a stint for manslaughter. Chandler's wet work guy. 331 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,578 - — If I'm a betting man. - You wanna make a new friend? 332 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:45,125 You can take fi. Oh, boy. You sure know how to sweeten the pot, Mike. 333 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,796 Hey, uh, speaking offi, what was that whole business at the loft? 334 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,300 You know, with the weird energy? 335 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,012 Oh, no, Mike. Tell me you didn't. 336 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,014 You did, didn't you? You did. 337 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,516 What? No. I don't know what you're talking about. What? 338 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,894 How many times do you have to touch the flame until you figure out that it burns? 339 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,813 You gonna help with the job or not? 340 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,983 Of course. But I object to the fact that you wanted me to work with her... 341 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,378 Without telling me that you were doing a little Booty call. 342 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,404 Check. 343 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,243 [Slurping] 344 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,288 [Man] Oh, yeah. Thank you very much. 345 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,373 [Exhales] 346 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,375 That's our boy. Mmm. 347 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,295 Bigger in person. Mmm. Recently divorced. 348 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,005 Lives here at the hotel. 349 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,758 He spends a good chunk of his time bouncing in and out of rehab. 350 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,639 [ C huck/es ] T ooks like he's ready for another visit. 351 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,059 You sure you're up for this? 352 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,353 Planting a bug in a cell phone. 353 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,897 You think I can't get a guy to go up to his room? 354 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,691 No, I'd say you have a gift for getting men to make bad choices. 355 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,903 Michael told you. — he didn't have to. 356 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,781 Well, don't look at me. He started it. 357 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,825 Fi, Mr. Orr is waiting. 358 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,725 [Laughing] [Michael narrating I for a female operative, 359 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,585 picking a guy up at a bar is harder than it might seem. 360 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,214 Most men have a sense for when a pickup is going too well 361 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,674 /f it's too easy, they get suspicious. 362 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,676 /f it's too hard they move on. 363 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,889 Uh-uh. Are you serious? My ex was from marstown. 364 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,059 Your ex? That means you're single now. 365 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,813 [Chuckling] Now, that's a leading question. 366 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,649 How's about I buy you another drink? Mmm. 367 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,486 I really shouldn't. Oh, you should. 368 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,781 Or, uh, I could make you a drink in my room. 369 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,245 [Michael narrating ] Once an operative has a guy on the hook, 370 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:49,374 she needs backup to make sure things don't go too far. 371 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:55,672 The proper sedative for cocktail hour ensures an early evening. 372 00:20:55,755 --> 00:21:00,176 C h/ora/ hydrate is a mild but effective choice. 373 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,767 /t'i/ do the trick... after. 374 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,354 But only if the target's interested in drinking it. 375 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,527 Hey, hey. Hey! What do you think you're doin'? 376 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,947 /f he's not, you have to induce unconsciousness some other way 377 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,657 not with this shirt on. 378 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:27,704 I wanna see these big muscles. Mmm. 379 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,959 [Groans] 380 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:37,964 - [ Thud] - — [door handle rattling ] 381 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,092 - [Banging on door] - — you got somebody outside? 382 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,888 You settin' me up, bitch? [Groans] 383 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,901 Oh, come on! 384 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,533 What? 385 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,793 [Knocking] Where's Michael? 386 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,004 Make yourself right at home. 387 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,758 Where is he? He's out getting some yogurt. Why? What's going on? 388 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,760 That security footage he erased with the magnet, 389 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,304 Chandler paid to have the drive sent out to be rebuilt. 390 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,431 Okay, relax. That'll take a while. 391 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,910 Reconstructing data stripped off a hard drive is kind of like... 392 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,062 Putting a shredded document back together again, only different. 393 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:37,875 We're running out of time, okay? By the time he's done, I'm dead. We're gettin' close, Melanie. 394 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,860 Chandler hired a guy to do his dirty work. We put a bug in his phone. 395 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,946 This is what we heard. I'm telling you, Chandler. 396 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,698 The bitch attacked me. She had backup. 397 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,742 [ Chandler] /t was probably lust a robbery. 398 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,453 [Orr] A two—man team to steal $40? I'm serious! 399 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,497 /f somebody found out about the holding company... 400 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,208 [ Chandler] I got all that stuff locked up in my office. Just relax 401 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,252 [orr] I'll relax when I got my money. 402 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,379 So, sounds like they set up a holding company... 403 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,048 To deal with the dirty money once they sell the painting. 404 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:05,301 So if we can link these documents up connecting to the two of them, 405 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,345 that's enough to take to the cops. 406 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:10,616 How are we gonna get them? Chandler, he doesn't even let the cleaning crew in anymore. 407 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,200 Well, I think it's time for Chandler's spy to be more aggressive. 408 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,145 I mean Mike, not you. 409 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,524 [Knocking] 410 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,694 - — Miles. - What the hell did you get me into? 411 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:27,907 What are you talking about? What? — they broke into my home... 412 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,034 Where I sleep, where I live. 413 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,703 What? You sure it wasn't... 414 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,747 No, no. Maybe the lock on the door broke itself. 415 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:37,584 Maybe my files threw themselves around! 416 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:40,878 Of course I'm sure. Was there anything taken? Did he find anything that you... 417 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:43,172 No. All the files are encrypted. 418 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:46,593 They— they're kept off—site. I talked to some people in the neighborhood. 419 00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:49,804 They said they saw a man and a woman. It was a two-person team. 420 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,810 What? What is it? 421 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:59,564 A b— a business associate of mine, he was— he was approached the same way. 422 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,858 I thought that he was— And you didn't tell me? 423 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:06,654 Maybe I'm not being clear. I need to know everything that is going on! 424 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:10,033 Because now, I'm involved. 425 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,871 Whoever this guy is, he's got resources, training. — what kind of person could be... 426 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,374 Could be anybody. Some spy gets blacklisted goes freelance. 427 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:21,186 He could be standing right in front of you, and you wouldn't even know it. 428 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,920 Geez. 429 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,257 I need to know what he's after. 430 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,885 Chandler, you have a mistress? Fudge your tax records? 431 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,929 Steal a pack of gum in the sixth grade? You have to tell me. 432 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:35,016 It's the only way I can protect you, protect us. 433 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,980 No, no. There's nothing. I don't have— - nothing. 434 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:46,194 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need to upgrade your system. 435 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:50,323 I'm gonna lock down your office. I need access to the camera feeds, 436 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,451 the security codes and the alarms. 437 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:56,162 You're gonna have to trust me. Chandler. 438 00:24:56,287 --> 00:25:00,166 You with me? Yeah. 439 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:08,966 [ Typing] 440 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,010 [Sam] Okay, Mikey, the feeds are up. 441 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,805 You sure you have to go through the gallery? 442 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,432 Well, Chandler's checking the service entrance cameras. 443 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,601 I don't ha ve much of a choice. 444 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:21,187 I'm at the west entrance of the gallery. Tell me when to go. 445 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:27,151 Okay, you are clear to get to the first column... now. 446 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,657 Okay, now there's a camera on the otherside of that column, 447 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,659 and it's sweeping the north end of the gallery. 448 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,662 So on my cue, I want you to go to the left. 449 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,498 Uh, left. Uh, you sure? 450 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,435 Yeah, Mike, who's the guy who's looking at the camera here? Yeah, / 777 sure. 451 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:47,380 You're fine. Cameras are mo ving. Mo ving. 452 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,258 Here we go. Three, two, one... 453 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:53,845 No, no, no! It's my left. My left. Your right. Stop. Stop. Sorry. 454 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:58,391 Okay t et's try this again. I want you to go to your lefi'. 455 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:03,479 Three, two, one, go. 456 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:05,481 [Michael narrating] When it comes to security 457 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,817 the difference between a spy and a regular thief. 458 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,319 Is that a thief gets to take what he wants and run. 459 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:13,406 A spy has to go back to the scene of the crime the next day.. 460 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,533 And act like nothing happened 461 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:19,162 /t makes the approach a little more delicate. 462 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,164 [Sam] Ho w's it going in there, Mike? 463 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:24,751 Yeah, there's nothing here but certificates ofauthenticity for paintings and artwork. 464 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:28,421 It's gotta be here somewhere. 465 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:32,467 When you're a spy you spend a lot of time looking for people's hiding places. 466 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:36,846 It's always good to start by searching where your target has the easiest access. 467 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,640 Of course, smart targets... 468 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,977 Don't always hide things where they have the easiest access. 469 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,147 A fi'er that, the search gets a little more subtle. 470 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,316 You look for signs of mo ved furniture, 471 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,028 marks on the carpet, scuffs on the walls. 472 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,201 An ything out of place. 473 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,596 I found where he's hiding the papers, but it's an armored file cabinet. 474 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,408 [Sam] That's no sweat. We'll come back with a cutting torch and call it a day 475 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,727 yeah, a torch would burn the documents. I need something more specialized, 476 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,688 like a diamond—tip drill bit with a cooling system. 477 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:30,733 [Chortles] That sounds like a doozy, Mike. 478 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,486 Look, I can make some calls, but it's gonna take a couple days. 479 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,780 Let's get on it. 480 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:40,201 Melanie, we're making progress. We should have everything we need in a couple ofdays. 481 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,954 You just need to sit tight. Sit tight? 482 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:44,622 Chandler is acting weird. 483 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,624 He's walking around the office, 484 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,001 staring at all the employees, checking people's desks. 485 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,337 That means he's getting paranoid. That's good. 486 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,132 The worse it gets, the more he turns to Michael for help. — what if he knows? 487 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:58,344 There's no way he rebuilt the security footage from those hard drives yet. 488 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,948 No, the most important thing is for you to just act completely normal. 489 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:03,975 Pretend that nothing's going on. 490 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:07,019 I gotta run. It's nice meeting you, Fiona. 491 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:09,105 You too. 492 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:15,570 You know, pretending nothing's going on is easier for some people than others. 493 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,867 - [ Cell phone rings] — [ Beeps] 494 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:23,494 What have you got, Seymour? — I'll show you what I got. 495 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:26,339 Tell Fiona to fire up the saab, dude. We're gonna need room for three. 496 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:32,086 Your bomber is holed up in that little cottage right there. 497 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:36,424 His girlfriend run 0 ver this morning for a little, uh, 498 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,509 together time. 499 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,688 [Fiona ] Booby trap on the door. 500 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,399 I guess he's not expecting any more visitors. 501 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,359 That's no problem. 502 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,904 I got the shotguns and those breaching rounds / brought. 503 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,197 They'll cut through that wall like it's cardboard. 504 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,367 [Michael] That would make a little bigger bang than we want. 505 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:07,371 The door isn't the only thing rigged to blow. Look. 506 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:12,543 I'm gonna do some scouting, figure out a better route for an approach. 507 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,211 Fi. [Mouths words] 508 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:21,761 Man. That guy. 509 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:24,555 I mean, it's like he sees around corners, you know? 510 00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:26,807 [Chuckles] 511 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:30,061 So what's up with you two? You're not together anymore? 512 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,902 We're in, uh, different spaces, Seymour. 513 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,947 Different spaces? Give me a break. 514 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:45,117 As a practitioner of tai chi, let me tell you something, missy. 515 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:48,120 Go with the flow of the universe. 516 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:50,831 All right? It's destiny, you two. 517 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,833 Forces bigger than us. 518 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:57,713 Don't argue with destiny. It will kick your ass. 519 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,883 [Sighs] Believe me. 520 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:06,472 I'll keep that in mind, Seymour. 521 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:17,066 I can drink this outside if you two need some alone time. 522 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,945 Drink it here, Sam. 523 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,990 So, Seymour find your bomber? Yeah. 524 00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:27,868 The place he's staying at is wired to blow if we so much as knock on the window. 525 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,330 Yikes. Well, in other news, igotalead on a precision drill... 526 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:33,457 We can use on Chandler's file cabinet. 527 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:37,420 Buddy's gonna give us a break. [Cell phone rings] 528 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,006 - Yeah, Melanie, what's going on? — I'm at the office. 529 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:42,967 I found something. — you're at the office? You're not supposed to... 530 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,969 I was talking to a girlfriend from work. 531 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,739 She told me that Chandler's secretary was shredding, like, a ton of paperwork. 532 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,016 But get this. Secretary didn't finish. 533 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,018 She left a ton of paperwork for Monday. 534 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,020 So, I've been going through the files until... 535 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,022 You're at the office on a weekend? 536 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,985 If you used your employee security code, Chandler will know you're there. 537 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:02,570 What else was I supposed to do? This stuff could be gone, and then we'll never know. 538 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:06,615 Melanie, he's not gonna just leave documents lying around for someone to find. 539 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,868 What do you mean? — it's a trap. 540 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:11,620 He kno ws you're there. You need to get out right now 541 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,956 [ I/ehic/e approaches] 542 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,835 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 543 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,920 He's here. 544 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,926 Melanie, listen to me very carefully. Are you in the copy room? 545 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,595 Yeah, I am. 546 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,639 Get a box of paper, some duct tape and an extension cord. 547 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:33,017 Some duct tape and an extension cord? 548 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,269 Tape the cell phone to the top of the box... 549 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:38,022 And run a wire behind it and put it in the gallery entrance. 550 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,732 Do it now. I'm on my way. 551 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:42,085 Fi, you got explosives? — I'll pretend you didn't ask that. 552 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:45,172 I have to take a more direct approach with Chandler. — I like the sound of that. 553 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,156 Mike, you want me to come with you? — uh, no. 554 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,079 I want you to get in touch with Chandler's hit man. [ Doora/arm chiming] 555 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:59,001 [ Cell phone rings] 556 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,295 Yeah. It's miles Parker. Where are you? 557 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,090 I'm at the gallery. Are you all right? Did they come after you? 558 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:08,427 What are you talking about? Listen, it's over. I shredded some files at the office today. 559 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,031 I figured whoever's behind this might go after them. I was right. 560 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:14,934 Someone came in today, used an employee security card. [Laughing] 561 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,479 What's so funny? — you don't get it. They tried to kill me. 562 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,482 You think the spy who's doing all of this would be stupid enough... 563 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,985 To come by your office and use a security code on the weekend? 564 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,239 It's a trap, Chandler. A trap? What? 565 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:32,993 If you wanna take another breath on this earth, do not go inside. I'll be right there. 566 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:35,412 There was a bomb wired to my front door. 567 00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:38,433 It was just dumb luck I saw it through my living room window. You're serious. 568 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:41,001 Do I look like I'mjoking? There it is, right there. 569 00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:43,504 On top of the box is a detonator. 570 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:47,007 It's wired to the doors. If you had gone inside, they'd be picking up... 571 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,301 Little pieces of you from the gallery floor. Oh, geez. 572 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,805 Look. This is your last chance. You tell me what this guy is after, 573 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,182 or I walk away and you handle this alone. 574 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,768 It's about a painting, all right? I'm... 575 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,979 I'm pretty sure it's about a painting. What painting? 576 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:03,083 It's called the lady/n white. I've been trying to move it on the black market. 577 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:06,110 It's worth seven million. I think that's what he wants. Genius. 578 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:09,697 What do you think is cheaper for him, paying seven million or having us killed? 579 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,282 Okay, so what are we supposed to do? 580 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:14,243 We need to trade the painting for our lives. Where is it? 581 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,371 Let'sjust— let's just get outta here and we can figure this out. 582 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,001 [Michael narrating] When you're playing the spy hunter, 583 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:25,171 the goal is to get the target to trust you completely 584 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:29,258 to think of you as his only ally. [ Cara/arm chirps] 585 00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:41,437 Convince him that he's on the brink of disaster; 586 00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:44,190 where's that painting, Chandler? It's at my house. 587 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:46,192 It's at my house! 588 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,736 And he '/I tell you whate ver you want him to. 589 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,864 Jj' [reggae on stereo] 590 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,908 [Beeps] 591 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,290 Here you go. Thank you. 592 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:09,048 Careful now. Last time I saw you, you got your ass kicked by a girl smaller than her. 593 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,800 You son of a bitch. [Groaning] 594 00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:15,221 Now, now. No need for name-calling. [ Popping] 595 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:18,390 Feel that? Huh? Feel yourthumb go snap, crackle, pop? 596 00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:23,145 Okay. Lookie here. This is what I didn't put in your scotch when you went to take a leak. 597 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:25,189 That's arsenic. 598 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:28,192 Who do you think gave that to me? Who in the hell are you? 599 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:32,488 My name is Finley. Now, your buddy Chandler hired me and my partner to kill you. 600 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,865 If the hotel security hadn't come by, 601 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:38,035 you'd be in a morgue right now. Chandler? 602 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,954 Mm—hmm. [ Popping] 603 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,265 Something about selling a painting, cutting you out of the deal. 604 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,917 Anyway, I'm only getting $10,000 to hit you. 605 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,294 A lousy 10 g's, and that guy's pocketing millions? 606 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:50,089 And I said to myself, “that's not fair.” 607 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:54,760 What do you want me to do? I tell you where he's off-loading the painting, 608 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,887 you cut me in on the action. 609 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:59,056 Of course, if not, we can go back to plan 'a 610 00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,909 10,000 bucks is better than nothing. Hmm? [Groaning] 611 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:04,812 Yeah. [Exhales sharply] 612 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,481 Where is Chandler? 613 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,191 Think he's been here? 614 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,986 Hopefull, he thinks he killed you when the car blew what? 615 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,654 Is this— this the lady in white? 616 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,949 No, it's underneath. Give me a hand. 617 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:20,828 Here. Here it is. 618 00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:24,331 So now we make a deal. How are we gonna find this guy? 619 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:27,001 He's already here. — you! 620 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:35,217 That's the thing about spies. You never know who they are. 621 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,117 Sam, how'd it go with orr? [On phone] He'll be there any minute. 622 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,185 You better get outta there, Mike. 623 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,732 What are you doing here? 624 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:53,736 [Michael narrating ] One of the problems with running a criminal conspiracy.. 625 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:57,239 Is that there's no real way to a mid trust issues with your co workers. 626 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,992 Where's the painting? — he—he took it. 627 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,328 Yeah? Who took it? — the spy! 628 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,913 He was here and he took it. Then he... hit me. 629 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:07,958 /f you steal with a guy he knows you're a thief 630 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:11,086 the spy? The spy took it? 631 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,213 [Laughs] 632 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:16,216 You rip me off. You try to kill me. 633 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:19,154 And you can't come up with anything better than that? No, I swearto god. 634 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:22,473 Please, I swearto you. If you kill with him, he kno ws you're a killer. 635 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:25,059 Last chance. Where is it? 636 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:28,687 No, the spy, he took it! The spy! The spy took it! 637 00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:30,689 [Gunshot] 638 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:33,275 [Michael narrating ] It's a serious management issue. 639 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,922 Well, you don't have to worry about Chandler anymore. His partnerjust got arrested... 640 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,115 Trying to dump his body in the Miami river. 641 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,659 I really don't know how to thank you guys. 642 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:46,080 I... brought some cash. 643 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,208 Uh, Melanie, 644 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:51,418 I'm pretty sure you just lost your job, so... 645 00:36:51,502 --> 00:36:54,213 My dad left most of his estate to an art school. 646 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:57,299 But he left me a little bit. 647 00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:59,009 Trust me. Itscool 648 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,512 oh. Thank you. And I'm not sure... 649 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,430 If you're really into this sort of thing, 650 00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:07,851 but my dad painted this the year I was born. 651 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:10,687 It's always been one of my favorites. I want you to have it. 652 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:13,982 Thank you. 653 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,488 [Sighs] Thanks again. Take care. 654 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,493 [Sighs] Do me a favor. Drop this off at the loft. 655 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,830 I have to go kidnap an explosives expert. 656 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,915 Good luck with that. 657 00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:37,339 The shotguns you requested. Modified 'em myself. 658 00:37:39,133 --> 00:37:42,428 Now, you sure you don't want me to come up there, help you guys out, back you up? 659 00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,596 We're fine, Seymour. 660 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,182 Godspeed. Uh, those are... 661 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:50,102 They're loaded with the shells... 662 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,355 That I made specifically for thisjob. 663 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,821 [ Male announcer on TV] Gives him a big right hand/ oh! Another big right hand/ 664 00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:09,288 [Michael narrating] Fa vored by bomb squads, disrupter shells... 665 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:13,208 Are a specially-designed shotgun round filled with water. 666 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:18,630 The blast can blow an explosive de vice apart without igniting it. 667 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:21,884 The shells are only lethal up to about six feet. 668 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,178 A t 70 feet, the y just hurt a lot. 669 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,679 [Groans] 670 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:38,609 Recognize me? Yeah. You're the guy that lives over the club. Listen. 671 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,903 I-I work for hire. It was nothing personal. 672 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:47,159 You want some of this? Huh? 'Cause / made it special, lust for you. 673 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:50,162 Seymour, I don't think we need that. What do you say, Derek? 674 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,122 No. 675 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:57,669 Answer my questions, and I'll get you and your girlfriend out of the country. Deal? 676 00:38:57,753 --> 00:39:00,839 - All right. - Who hired you to kill me? 677 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:03,008 - — I don't know. - Okay. Mike, look. 678 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:06,345 I know you're the professional here, but I really think a little... 679 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:10,557 Listen, I—I never met the guy before. He just gave me your address and I did the job. 680 00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:12,684 How did they pay you? 681 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:17,147 Transferred a hundred grand to an account in the Caymans. 682 00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,274 You have the account number? — yeah. 683 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:21,818 Seven-five—nine... 684 00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:25,072 [Michael] Se ven-five—nine— [Snaps fingers] 685 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,740 Seven-five—nine... 686 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:27,991 Five-one-six... 687 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:30,410 Hold on. Go ahead. 688 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:34,248 - Five-one-six— - Five-one-six... 689 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,252 Three—double zero-three. 690 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:40,295 Three—zero—zero-three. 691 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,714 He-he had me memorize it. [ Laughing ] 692 00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:44,466 That—that's all I know. 693 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,928 Seymour, you have any, uh, gun shipments heading out to Suriname? 694 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,472 Suriname. Every other week. 695 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,976 Wait—wait—wait—wait— Suriname? 696 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,937 Come on, man! Out of the country. Deal's a deal. 697 00:39:57,020 --> 00:40:00,649 It's a beautiful place. — I don't even know where that is! 698 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,987 That was quick. I got the account number... 699 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,030 Used by the man who hired poole to kill me. 700 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:10,158 I just need to turn it into a name. Hey. I'm sorry. 701 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:15,038 I almost forgot. Here. 702 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,165 It's a little... 703 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:20,294 It's a little something I had made for, uh... 704 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:24,089 Well, it's in honor of our first operation together. 705 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,841 Go on. Open 'em. 706 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,846 Oh! 707 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,848 Matching throwing daggers. 708 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,893 That's... very thoughtful of you, Seymour. 709 00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:40,856 And if you look at the engraving there, it means destiny. 710 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,903 It's a symbol of your bond. 711 00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:50,949 Of—ofour bond, actually. 712 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,243 I made one for myself too. 713 00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:59,499 So. I'd better get back. You know, uh, 714 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,211 don't wanna ieavejackass alone too long with the captive. 715 00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:10,719 [Fiona] That was kind of sweet. 716 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:15,223 You know, the morning after we, uh... 717 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,392 Yeah. 718 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:20,979 I brought you a Spanish omelet, egg white only. 719 00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:23,190 But you were gone. 720 00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:25,275 My favorite. 721 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,738 Maybe next time, I'll have to stay.