1 00:00:11,559 --> 00:00:14,762 ¶ Oh, darlin' ¶ 2 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:19,342 ¶ I love you in the mornin' ¶ 3 00:00:19,343 --> 00:00:21,746 ¶ I love you in the afternoon ¶ 4 00:00:21,747 --> 00:00:23,827 Chuck, you know I love you. 5 00:00:23,828 --> 00:00:26,317 Of course, Betty I love you too. 6 00:00:26,744 --> 00:00:29,178 And I know I've made you wait a long time. 7 00:00:29,179 --> 00:00:32,728 Yeah A long time. 8 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,778 Well, tonight, that all ends. 9 00:00:35,779 --> 00:00:37,634 What do you mean? 10 00:00:38,404 --> 00:00:39,782 Chuck... 11 00:00:39,783 --> 00:00:42,404 tonight is the night I'm going to give myself to you. 12 00:00:42,954 --> 00:00:45,410 I'm ready to take things to the next level. 13 00:00:45,773 --> 00:00:48,644 Are you sure? We're gonna do it? 14 00:00:50,322 --> 00:00:52,047 All right. 15 00:00:52,212 --> 00:00:54,417 ¶ Whoa, darlin' ¶ 16 00:00:58,011 --> 00:01:01,308 ¶ Whatever I have to do ¶ 17 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,573 ¶ Oh, pretty baby ¶ 18 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:10,274 ¶ How I'm in love with you ¶ 19 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:28,602 That was awesome. 20 00:01:28,603 --> 00:01:30,491 Yeah. 21 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,279 But... 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,937 now that my virginity is behind us, 23 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:38,878 I think I'm ready to take things to the next level. 24 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:41,545 What do you mean? I thought we just did. 25 00:01:41,546 --> 00:01:44,396 Come on, Chuck, don't be coy. 26 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:46,349 You know what I mean. 27 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,109 Anal 28 00:01:48,562 --> 00:01:50,057 Seriously? 29 00:01:50,706 --> 00:01:54,262 Yeah I love you, Chuck, and I know you love me 30 00:01:54,263 --> 00:01:56,818 And that's why I want you to stick it in my ass 31 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:59,388 ¶ Giddy up, horsey ¶ 32 00:01:59,389 --> 00:02:02,043 ¶ Come on, let go ¶ 33 00:02:05,412 --> 00:02:06,596 Yeah 34 00:02:06,597 --> 00:02:09,096 ¶ Who's riding your pony? ¶ 35 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,530 ¶ Horny pony ¶ 36 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,452 Oh, yeah 37 00:02:13,453 --> 00:02:19,306 ¶ They've seldom seen of your contemptuous greed ¶ 38 00:02:20,852 --> 00:02:22,581 Wow 39 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:24,953 I know. 40 00:02:24,954 --> 00:02:27,612 That fucking ruled! 41 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:28,636 But 42 00:02:28,637 --> 00:02:30,461 But what? 43 00:02:30,624 --> 00:02:32,480 Well 44 00:02:32,481 --> 00:02:35,716 it's just now that the ass sex is in the bag 45 00:02:35,717 --> 00:02:38,918 I think we're ready to take things to the next level 46 00:02:39,787 --> 00:02:41,543 What other level is there? 47 00:02:43,055 --> 00:02:44,615 Get an extension cord 48 00:02:47,444 --> 00:02:49,461 Next level! 49 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,958 Who are they!? 50 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,300 Next level! 51 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:56,534 Ohh! 52 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,792 Next level! 53 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,321 Next level! 54 00:03:05,735 --> 00:03:08,006 No more levels! 55 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:13,163 I'll be right back 56 00:03:21,081 --> 00:03:23,635 Maybe I rushed things 57 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:46,162 ¶ Sex me up and I'll sex you down ¶ 58 00:03:46,162 --> 00:03:49,429 ¶ Whatever you want is my command ¶ 59 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,178 ¶ I'm into S and M, I lead the butcher farm ¶ 60 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:56,959 ¶ And now don't you understand, I'm into any ma'am ¶ 61 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,546 ¶ Sex me up and I'll sex you down ¶ 62 00:04:00,547 --> 00:04:03,975 ¶ I get on the floor, I'll turn around ¶ 63 00:04:03,976 --> 00:04:07,402 ¶ Get on my hands and knees, on your command I'll freeze ¶ 64 00:04:07,403 --> 00:04:11,117 ¶ I hope this never cease, come get me, won't you please ¶ 65 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,642 ¶ But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me ¶ 66 00:04:14,643 --> 00:04:18,134 ¶ From what she told me, she'd never please me ¶ 67 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,849 ¶ But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me ¶ 68 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:25,880 ¶ From what she told me, she'd only tease me ¶ 69 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:40,647 ¶ She said ¶ 70 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,157 ¶ I said ¶ 71 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:50,520 ¶ Sex me up and I'll sex you down ¶ 72 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:54,269 ¶ Sex me up and I'll sex you down ¶ 73 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:57,502 ¶ Sex me up and I'll sex you down ¶ 74 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:05,481 Remember, students, it's Sexual Awareness Month. 75 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:08,236 Gentlemen, pick up your free condoms in the gym, 76 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:11,312 - and ladies, lubricant is available... - I got laid last night 77 00:05:11,313 --> 00:05:13,328 - Same chick as the night before? - Are you crazy? 78 00:05:13,329 --> 00:05:15,796 I can't have the same chick comin' around two nights in a row 79 00:05:15,797 --> 00:05:18,551 That's bordering on a relationship I like to play the field 80 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,403 See, this is exactly what I don't understand How does he do it? 81 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,389 He just goes out and gets it done, man, 82 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,478 that's how he does it 83 00:05:24,479 --> 00:05:26,817 You can't sit around and wait for Santa to bring you some ass 84 00:05:26,818 --> 00:05:28,130 under the tree 85 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:29,957 Dude, how psyched are you for first period? 86 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:33,929 - Mr. Matthews' sex-ed class - Man, that dude's a total freak 87 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:36,972 I can’t wait to go in there and talk about all the ass we've slammed 88 00:05:36,973 --> 00:05:38,606 It's gonna be awesome, bro 89 00:05:38,607 --> 00:05:40,583 No doubt, bro 90 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:45,398 I can't take this class 91 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:46,828 Why not? 92 00:05:47,353 --> 00:05:50,106 Why not? Did you not just hear that conversation? 93 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:53,886 " -How much ass we've slammed?" - Yeah, bro 94 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,154 Exactly The class is just gonna be with a bunch of pervs 95 00:05:57,155 --> 00:05:59,844 who are open about their sex lives, and frankly, I don't have one 96 00:05:59,845 --> 00:06:03,272 That's sad You're not bad-lookin' And your legs work 97 00:06:03,273 --> 00:06:05,225 I'm not gonna have sex with just anybody, 98 00:06:05,226 --> 00:06:07,342 I know that’s what you are thinking right now 99 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:09,040 Sorry, not gonna happen 100 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:11,570 Doesn't have to be just anybody Look. Look, look 101 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,737 How about you start off with a nice little virgin like Betty? 102 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:17,080 Hey, Betty 103 00:06:17,081 --> 00:06:19,289 Okay, everyone, bring it on in, 104 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:22,173 we got a lot to do, and little time to cover it 105 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,472 I can feel the sexuality brewin' in here already 106 00:06:25,473 --> 00:06:28,164 - Oh, no Stacy's in this class? - What do you mean, "Oh, no?" 107 00:06:28,165 --> 00:06:30,055 You've been trying to tap that since fifth grade 108 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,681 This is an opportunity You're in a class with her 109 00:06:32,682 --> 00:06:34,090 Go talk to her! 110 00:06:34,091 --> 00:06:36,141 - What would I say? - Listen, all a girl wants 111 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:38,705 is for you to be yourself So do that... be yourself 112 00:06:38,706 --> 00:06:42,385 Or just shake your dick at her You know, whatever feels right 113 00:06:44,215 --> 00:06:46,071 - Hello - Hello 114 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,634 Hey, Stacy 115 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,030 Looks like we're gonna be having sex together 116 00:06:51,486 --> 00:06:52,704 What!? 117 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:56,547 Ed S... class Sex-ed class together 118 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:59,271 I'm sorry, I just... y'know Whoo! 119 00:06:59,272 --> 00:07:00,776 Bye 120 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:02,890 Yeah... talk to ya later 121 00:07:02,891 --> 00:07:04,908 My name is Mr. Matthews 122 00:07:04,909 --> 00:07:07,889 First off, there's no teachers in here... 123 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:11,059 just a bunch of people exploring their sexuality 124 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:13,718 Right? So once you enter through that door, 125 00:07:13,719 --> 00:07:15,799 you're comin' through a No Bullshit zone 126 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,267 That's right... I said "bullshit" 127 00:07:18,268 --> 00:07:21,119 Huh? We're keepin' it real in here, people 128 00:07:21,119 --> 00:07:24,033 Fart, fuck, shit, cock, ass, cunty cunt! 129 00:07:24,034 --> 00:07:25,475 All rightie 130 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:29,672 Now, listen up Teen sexuality is a living, breathing thing, 131 00:07:29,673 --> 00:07:32,491 and we're gonna explore that concept from every different angle 132 00:07:32,492 --> 00:07:34,381 we can get our greasy little hands on 133 00:07:34,382 --> 00:07:36,816 And you're gonna share I'm gonna share right now 134 00:07:36,817 --> 00:07:38,865 Hell, I've had sex with koi fish 135 00:07:38,866 --> 00:07:40,531 There, I've said it 136 00:07:40,532 --> 00:07:43,254 Sometimes you find me naked down at the bottom of a fun-ball pool 137 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,111 at your local fast food restaurant 138 00:07:45,112 --> 00:07:46,555 True story 139 00:07:46,556 --> 00:07:50,368 Okay, let's do a little role-playing exercise in here 140 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:52,320 I want each and every one of you 141 00:07:52,321 --> 00:07:54,756 to decide that you're gonna have sex with someone 142 00:07:54,757 --> 00:07:57,127 for the very first time 143 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,401 Okay, partner up, people! 144 00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:01,708 Stacy needs a partner Seize the day, bro 145 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:06,283 Hell, screw the day Seize the booty 146 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:42,194 That's a good union there I like that I saw that when I came in 147 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,043 - Mr. Matthews? - Yes 148 00:08:46,044 --> 00:08:48,382 I don't think there's any girls left 149 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,484 Mike, human sexuality isn't always between man and woman 150 00:08:52,484 --> 00:08:53,925 Stand up, Doug 151 00:08:53,926 --> 00:08:56,711 Class, I'd like to introduce you to our first gay couple... 152 00:08:56,712 --> 00:08:58,985 Mike and Doug 153 00:08:58,986 --> 00:09:01,837 Now, just because they'll be experimenting with 154 00:09:01,838 --> 00:09:04,976 man-on-man lovemaking and assorted humbuggery, 155 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,091 don't treat 'em any differently 156 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:09,174 Mike, I think you're gonna be on bottom 157 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,926 Okay 158 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:16,509 I'll be the stay-at-home-dad 159 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,039 What? 160 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,991 Mark 161 00:09:25,992 --> 00:09:29,451 So, Matt, what advice do you have for young people about sex? 162 00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:31,983 Advice Uh 163 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:34,833 guys, be responsible 164 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:37,941 You know, always wear a rubber 165 00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:41,785 Of course, it feels way better to do it without one 166 00:09:41,786 --> 00:09:44,059 Unless, of course, it's a Vietnamese hooker, 167 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:46,174 and then I think you just take your chances 168 00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:48,641 As long as there's a naked chick somewhere in the room, 169 00:09:48,642 --> 00:09:50,307 you are not gay 170 00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:53,191 If you have an STD, do not tell your partner 171 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,432 It is a lose-lose situation 172 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,707 Fellas, be nice to your partner 173 00:09:57,707 --> 00:09:59,949 In the morning, if she needs a ride home, 174 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,793 point her to the nearest bus stop before you go back to sleep 175 00:10:03,794 --> 00:10:05,355 Be a good guy 176 00:10:07,671 --> 00:10:09,654 Today one out of three young adults 177 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:11,899 has a sexually transmitted disease. 178 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:15,678 And letting a former hook-up know that you've got genital cooties 179 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,502 can be pretty hard. 180 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:23,143 Now there's an easier way! 181 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:27,972 At STD-E-CARDS, you can share the bad news with one click. 182 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,863 Pick from such messages as, 183 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:34,034 "You gave me your heart, I gave you gonorrhea", 184 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:38,097 or” Thanks for the blowjob... sorry about the herpes" . 185 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:40,987 It's from Kevin! 186 00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:43,452 That hot guy that you hooked up with this weekend? 187 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:44,958 - Yeah - What's it say? 188 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,169 "Roses are red, violets are blue, 189 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:50,304 I gave you syphilis when we screwed at the zoo" 190 00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:54,760 That was easy 191 00:10:54,761 --> 00:10:59,916 STD-E-CARDS, where bad news travels fast! 192 00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:07,639 Attention, students, prom is fast approaching. 193 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,507 Get your free STD screening in the nurse's office. 194 00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:18,724 - Hi, Carla - Oh, hey 195 00:11:18,725 --> 00:11:20,038 Hey, listen, um, 196 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:22,055 I know it's kind of last minute, but, um, 197 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,939 I wanted to know if you'd maybe want to go to the prom with me tonight 198 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:28,623 Oh, I'm sorry, Justin, someone already asked me 199 00:11:28,624 --> 00:11:29,678 Three weeks ago 200 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,947 Oh... oh, okay That’s that’s all right 201 00:11:32,948 --> 00:11:34,771 Well, have fun, though 202 00:11:59,856 --> 00:12:02,739 Oh, check out your cock! 203 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:06,158 Oh! Oh, honey! 204 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:18,979 I've been using these since the Eisenhower Administration 205 00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,832 Can I help you? 206 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,954 Huh? 207 00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:24,779 Uh... uh, no 208 00:12:36,313 --> 00:12:38,934 Oh, honey... 209 00:12:41,536 --> 00:12:44,439 She's a real beaut, isn't she? 210 00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:21,825 This just isn't right 211 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:41,724 I wish we'd met years ago 212 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,023 My whole high school experience would have been different 213 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:53,422 ¶ Every day, the one thing I can count on ¶ 214 00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:55,664 ¶ So much love ¶ 215 00:13:55,665 --> 00:14:00,759 ¶ It's like a river with no end ¶ 216 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,872 ¶ So much love ¶ 217 00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:07,775 ¶ The minute it seems to stop, it starts again ¶ 218 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,984 ¶ So much love ¶ 219 00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:15,015 ¶ You've given me so much love ¶ 220 00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:19,972 ¶ Don't you know you've made my dream come true ¶ 221 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:25,393 I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, too! 222 00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:28,950 ¶ They brought me you, you brought me love ¶ 223 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,537 ¶ Dreams come true every day with you ¶ 224 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,127 ¶ So much love ¶ 225 00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:40,322 Justin, I haven't seen you around much lately 226 00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:42,116 I've been busy 227 00:14:42,117 --> 00:14:43,846 Well, prom wasn't the same without you 228 00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,087 - Really? - Yeah 229 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,362 I was wondering if we could go out sometime 230 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:50,028 - Me and you? - Dinner? 231 00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:52,453 Maybe Saturday night? 232 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,172 And just when I thought the night could not get any worse, 233 00:14:57,173 --> 00:15:00,151 he pukes all over my dress 234 00:15:00,152 --> 00:15:01,337 It was horrible 235 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,868 I'm sure you still looked beautiful, though 236 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,950 Thanks, but I didn't 237 00:15:05,951 --> 00:15:07,870 I had vomit all over me 238 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:11,423 You're so amazing You really are 239 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:23,633 What? No, that's ridiculous 240 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,747 I'm going to play poker with some of the guys 241 00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:28,564 Don’t worry I'll be back by 10:00 All right? 242 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,099 Hello? 243 00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:42,628 Anyone there? 244 00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:45,830 Look, don't be a pussy, just tell me who it is 245 00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,234 Stop calling me! 246 00:15:49,263 --> 00:15:51,566 Another prank call 247 00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:57,494 I know what you're up to, and it's gotta stop 248 00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:59,513 Leave Carla alone! 249 00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:01,754 It's over between me and you 250 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,580 Get used to it! 251 00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:09,925 Where were you this morning? 252 00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:11,686 I thought you were gonna watch me practice 253 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:14,409 Oh Sorry, I forgot 254 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,427 Well, you comin' to my game on Friday night? 255 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,892 Actually, I'm going to Len's party with Stacy 256 00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:21,809 You know what? There's someone else who actually cares about me 257 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,885 Good-bye, Carla 258 00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:28,595 Justin, where are you going? 259 00:16:37,219 --> 00:16:39,741 What? 260 00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:46,822 No! 261 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:53,042 Why?! Why did you do this!? 262 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:57,175 Someone call 911! 263 00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:15,592 So what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done in bed? 264 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,747 The two of us licked whipped cream off of each other once 265 00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:25,014 - That was fun Yeah - That was pretty kinky 266 00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:26,776 What about you? 267 00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:28,892 I don't know 268 00:17:28,893 --> 00:17:31,389 - Uh - Come on, don't act all shy 269 00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:33,887 - What if my parents are watching? - Come on 270 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:38,629 Does it have to be the kinkiest thing that we’ve done together? 271 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,358 No, it could have been on your own 272 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,025 Well 273 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,012 this one time I had sex with this black guy 274 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,868 while his best friend did me in the ass, 275 00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:48,400 and then I sucked both their dicks at the same time 276 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,411 That was kinda kinky 277 00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,836 - What? Baby? That's great 278 00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:04,129 MR MATTHEWS Bring it on in! 279 00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,437 We got a lot to do and a little time to do it! 280 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,230 Wanna make sure we can cram it all in 281 00:18:08,231 --> 00:18:11,498 That's what she said Ha ha ha! You guys know what I'm talkin' about 282 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,516 You've gotta sit next to Stacy and be her partner 283 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,598 Yeah, man, don't be scared Go ahead 284 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:17,936 All right, we're all gettin' in a circle 285 00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:19,572 This is great 286 00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:22,005 Okay 287 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:24,761 let's talk about penises 288 00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:26,362 That's right, everyone 289 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:28,670 I said the big P-word 290 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:32,449 Now, the most common question: What's normal? 291 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:35,012 Simple answer: There's no such thing 292 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,441 Penises come in a variety of different shapes and sizes 293 00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:40,873 Huh? All rightie! 294 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:45,743 As you can tell from the molds cast from actual penises we have here 295 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:48,403 Got 'em all different from all over the globe 296 00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:52,471 Now, the next we like to call the Fireplug 297 00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:55,740 It's short and stocky, but boy, when you get it excited, 298 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:57,085 kablooey! 299 00:18:57,086 --> 00:19:00,576 Like a sawed-off shotgun, I tell ya All right, what do we have next? 300 00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:03,524 This one's called the Tadpole Why is it called the Tadpole? 301 00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:07,143 Because it's got a larger head tapering down into a smaller shaft 302 00:19:07,144 --> 00:19:11,147 We like to call this guy the Mushroom Cloud, if you will 303 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,614 Yeah I thought you'd like that one 304 00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:15,088 Now, this is an interesting one 305 00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:17,492 Looks small, but if you know how-to use it, 306 00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:19,349 I tell ya, it's quite a powerful weapon 307 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:22,456 It's called the Torpedo You know what I mean? 308 00:19:22,457 --> 00:19:23,546 Or the Meat Cone 309 00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:26,396 'Cause it's got a tiny head tapering into a large shaft 310 00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:27,902 Nice 311 00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:29,664 Hand that guy around, that's a good one 312 00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:31,522 We like to call that one the Roto-Rooter 313 00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:35,366 Next we have what's called the Super huge 314 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,967 - That's right - Oh, damn! 315 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,563 We also like to call this the Great American Challenge 316 00:19:39,564 --> 00:19:43,659 Ladies, you're gonna love the cervix stimulation on that guy 317 00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:49,461 Okay, this next one's interesting, all right? I found this one online 318 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:51,959 It's the Doubleheader, ladies and gentlemen 319 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,037 It is out there, believe me Hand that around 320 00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,701 Okay, everyone, pass 'em around 321 00:19:56,702 --> 00:19:58,784 Look 'em up and down 322 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:00,322 NOW freeze! 323 00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:04,422 Okay Gentlemen, the penises in your hands, 324 00:20:04,423 --> 00:20:06,793 that is your penis 325 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,549 Ladies, put your penises down 326 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:12,069 and partner up with the person closest to you 327 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,603 Looks like we got a small one, huh? 328 00:20:15,604 --> 00:20:17,034 Yeah 329 00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:20,663 Okay, now I'm gonna hand out some condoms for each group 330 00:20:20,664 --> 00:20:22,457 Here ya go, everyone get a condom 331 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,092 Now, ladies and gentlemen, 332 00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:27,992 I'm gonna have you put the condom on the man's penis, together 333 00:20:29,732 --> 00:20:32,579 Okay, the reason I'm having you put these condoms on together 334 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:36,961 is because contraception is both partners' responsibility 335 00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:39,655 Have to say that Sorry 336 00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:45,555 Mike, it looks like you got a little room there 337 00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:48,756 That's because, Mike, you have a very small penis 338 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:53,659 Okay, everyone, let's talk about fetishes 339 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,377 Now, a fetish is basically an obsession with leather... 340 00:20:57,378 --> 00:21:00,035 black leather... and bits, mouth bits 341 00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:02,907 Who likes a ball in their mouth? Anyone? 342 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,756 Oh, baby, you look so good 343 00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:09,774 - You wanna do it now, baby? - Hell, yeah, I do 344 00:21:09,775 --> 00:21:11,598 Okay 345 00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:17,398 No, wait You know what would be even hotter? 346 00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:19,058 What? 347 00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:23,216 This 348 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,374 You want me to wear a hat? 349 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,907 Oh, yeah, baby, that shit is so hot 350 00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:29,849 - Okay - Yeah. Yeah. 351 00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:36,838 Wait Uh, you know what else would be so smokin' hot? 352 00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:38,500 What? 353 00:21:40,144 --> 00:21:41,841 This big mole 354 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,795 What?! Ew! 355 00:21:43,796 --> 00:21:45,396 It's hot Trust me 356 00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:46,613 For me? 357 00:21:46,614 --> 00:21:48,503 Fine 358 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:52,435 - Now can we do it? - Yeah 359 00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:09,648 Ronny... what the hell!? 360 00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:11,186 - What? - I didn’t want to say this, 361 00:22:11,187 --> 00:22:13,523 but you clearly want to have sex with Abraham Lincoln! 362 00:22:13,524 --> 00:22:15,412 That's crazy! 363 00:22:16,248 --> 00:22:18,553 Is it? Look around you, Ronny 364 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,436 - You're obsessed with him - He was a great man 365 00:22:21,437 --> 00:22:24,156 What's wrong with paying tribute? 366 00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:27,075 Paying tribute is one thing... 367 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:30,822 trying to turn your girlfriend into him so you can get a hard-on is another 368 00:22:30,823 --> 00:22:34,438 I'm outta here Call me when you get some therapy 369 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,026 Sue... 370 00:22:40,851 --> 00:22:42,611 That was my last beard 371 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,693 TV Announcer: Can the transporter be fixed? 372 00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:47,097 Or is all hopeless for our heroines? 373 00:22:47,098 --> 00:22:49,115 Will Alice and Betty make it home? 374 00:22:49,116 --> 00:22:53,631 Find out next on Babes Lost in Time! 375 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,772 Time 376 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:41,162 Forward into the past! 377 00:23:41,685 --> 00:23:44,023 Here I come, Abe! 378 00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:48,833 Ladies, you do not... 379 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:52,732 I repeat, you do not have to have sex with a guy for him to like you 380 00:25:53,574 --> 00:25:55,004 But it helps 381 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,514 Want to remain a virgin until you're married? 382 00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,141 Two words: Butt sex 383 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:03,569 Look, if you like to be choked, it's okay Everyone likes it... a little 384 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,490 Just don't go too far 385 00:26:05,491 --> 00:26:08,396 Blue is a warning sign 386 00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:16,446 So, what's the kinkiest thing either one you has ever done in bed? 387 00:26:19,523 --> 00:26:21,027 - Well, um, check it: - Whoo! 388 00:26:21,028 --> 00:26:24,200 I'm at the club one night, and I meet this little white chick, right? 389 00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:26,026 So next you know I get in her ear, man, 390 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:27,819 and she lets me take her back to my spot, 391 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,671 and she did me and him at the same time 392 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,752 - And then she blew us You're kidding 393 00:26:32,753 --> 00:26:35,091 Whoo, man! That girl was off the chain, man! 394 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:37,943 Hey, you know, uh, shit, what can I say? 395 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:40,538 That little woman had a big ol' twelve-pound pussy, man! 396 00:26:40,539 --> 00:26:42,779 - Where'd she get that? - There was a lot of acrobatics 397 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:44,702 in that motherfucker, you know what I'm sayin?' 398 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,945 She was small, but she did a lot of big things, baby 399 00:26:46,946 --> 00:26:50,745 - Hey, Kim, holler at your boy! - Whoo! 400 00:26:51,462 --> 00:26:56,072 The women spend most of their time stretching their breasts, 401 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:58,252 - adding a new ring each year. - Yeah Ooh 402 00:26:58,253 --> 00:27:00,430 They probably like it when they stretch 'em 403 00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:01,841 Yeah 404 00:27:01,842 --> 00:27:03,468 I know they do 405 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,717 Holy crap! 406 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:09,048 It's Saturday night and you guys are getting stiffies watching PBS? 407 00:27:09,049 --> 00:27:11,898 - You're pathetic - Get out of my room, RJ! 408 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:13,791 You never knock! 409 00:27:13,791 --> 00:27:15,648 Stupid 410 00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:16,833 He's right, you know 411 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:19,652 - I mean, this is pathetic - What else are we gonna do? 412 00:27:19,653 --> 00:27:22,600 It's not like we can actually get laid Let's just watch this 413 00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:24,522 Unless we come up with a way 414 00:27:24,523 --> 00:27:27,209 to build an artificial woman from your computer 415 00:27:28,431 --> 00:27:31,119 And then program her to have sex with us 416 00:27:31,699 --> 00:27:33,010 You're a genius! 417 00:27:33,011 --> 00:27:34,901 This is stupid, Barry 418 00:27:34,902 --> 00:27:36,696 Shut up 419 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,104 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 420 00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:40,154 Relax! We're gonna give her Halle Berry's face, 421 00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:41,948 - and Beyonce's ass - All right 422 00:27:41,949 --> 00:27:43,773 - Tyra's boobs - Bam! 423 00:27:43,774 --> 00:27:45,121 Tyra's probably got bigger nipples than that 424 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,426 Now all that's left to do is make sure she's horny 425 00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:49,540 Like really, really horny, though 426 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:51,110 See this pair of panties, right? 427 00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:52,584 Where'd you get those from? They're lacy 428 00:27:52,585 --> 00:27:54,249 All right Are you ready to lose your virginity? 429 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,489 - I'm ready - Say good-bye 430 00:28:02,773 --> 00:28:05,013 Ow! I told you that was stupid, Barry 431 00:28:05,014 --> 00:28:07,253 Be quiet, Leon I'm thinking 432 00:28:12,062 --> 00:28:13,558 Oh, shit! 433 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,475 So, who gonna fuck me first!? 434 00:28:17,476 --> 00:28:19,621 Him! Him! 435 00:28:19,622 --> 00:28:21,128 What the hell just happened!? 436 00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:24,555 The panties, they was my aunt's I knew it It was my aunt's panties 437 00:28:24,556 --> 00:28:27,792 What you waitin' for? My pussy ain't gonna eat itself out 438 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,297 What? What you say? 439 00:28:29,298 --> 00:28:30,962 Who would say that? 440 00:28:30,963 --> 00:28:32,276 Where you goin?' Where you goin?' 441 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:34,135 Leon! 442 00:28:34,136 --> 00:28:35,353 Leon! 443 00:28:35,354 --> 00:28:36,443 Well 444 00:28:36,443 --> 00:28:38,683 I guess that means you first 445 00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:40,062 No It don't... it don't have to mean that 446 00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:42,976 Come give mama a taste of that sweet chocolate 447 00:28:42,977 --> 00:28:44,769 What you talkin' about? Chocolate ain't sweet! 448 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:48,604 I'm your human sex toy, and I don't come with no Off button! 449 00:28:50,249 --> 00:28:53,547 You don't even have to wear no jimmy hat! 450 00:28:58,164 --> 00:29:01,875 Save your energy! I plan on Cumming a lot tonight! 451 00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:18,021 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 452 00:29:25,937 --> 00:29:27,698 You're too big for me! 453 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:31,350 Your ball sack is about to get drained! 454 00:29:31,351 --> 00:29:35,149 Let me go! Please, Jesus! 455 00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:39,579 You were good. 456 00:29:40,192 --> 00:29:43,130 I don’t want no more I don't... I don’t want no more 457 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,603 No! I don’t want it! 458 00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:48,229 You broke my bed 459 00:29:56,627 --> 00:29:59,348 She's so big. Why is she so big? 460 00:29:59,349 --> 00:30:03,032 I musta... I probably hit F1 instead of Enter I don't know 461 00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:05,498 Here I come! 462 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:09,951 And this time your ass cherry is mine! 463 00:30:09,952 --> 00:30:12,290 No, it's not! No, it's not! 464 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:16,091 It's my ass cherry! It's not yours! 465 00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:21,026 Barry? Leon? 466 00:30:26,579 --> 00:30:28,686 "Press Enter now?" 467 00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:36,350 ¶ Yeah ¶ 468 00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:38,463 ¶ You're lookin' good, baby ¶ 469 00:30:38,464 --> 00:30:39,993 Whoa! 470 00:30:40,611 --> 00:30:43,493 You're cute How old are you? 471 00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:45,575 Old enough 472 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:48,327 ¶ Ooh-whoo! Yeah, yeah ¶ 473 00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:50,921 ¶ Here we go ¶ 474 00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:56,979 I know you're probably too young to be thinking about marriage, 475 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,325 but take it from me, 476 00:30:58,326 --> 00:31:02,713 if you find somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with, 477 00:31:02,714 --> 00:31:04,625 there's nothing better 478 00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:06,526 Thanks, sweetie 479 00:31:06,527 --> 00:31:09,279 But before you get married, 480 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,196 make sure you explore all your options, guys, 481 00:31:12,197 --> 00:31:15,101 and bone as many chicks as you can 482 00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:20,942 Well, ladies, be sure you take the long way through Dick-town, too 483 00:31:20,943 --> 00:31:23,089 I banged at least fifty guys 484 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,605 before I met this asshole sitting next to me here 485 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:28,406 And a group of girls, too 486 00:31:28,406 --> 00:31:33,306 It was no accident that I invited the electrician and the plumber 487 00:31:33,307 --> 00:31:34,492 on the same day 488 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:37,505 - Ohh - Whoo-whoo! Real hot! 489 00:31:37,506 --> 00:31:39,810 Guys, listen up 490 00:31:39,811 --> 00:31:41,893 If you're planning on having a threesome, 491 00:31:41,894 --> 00:31:44,584 you better to do it before you get married 492 00:31:44,585 --> 00:31:48,972 But trust me, there's no better sensation 493 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:53,041 than two women making out while riding your Johnson 494 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:54,322 I almost forgot 495 00:31:54,323 --> 00:31:56,180 Book yourself a ticket to... 496 00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:59,352 Try sleeping with your fiancé's best man 497 00:31:59,353 --> 00:32:00,665 and his brother 498 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,906 at the wedding reception 499 00:32:02,907 --> 00:32:05,048 Very hot 500 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:44,065 Great 501 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,489 Ohh 502 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:07,683 Ohh 503 00:33:07,684 --> 00:33:10,403 Ooh, that's nice 504 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:15,495 Oh, why didn't I think of this before? 505 00:33:20,337 --> 00:33:22,510 Oh, shit 506 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:27,351 Ohh! Ohh! 507 00:33:28,954 --> 00:33:31,228 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 508 00:33:31,229 --> 00:33:33,086 Honey, dinner's ready 509 00:33:33,087 --> 00:33:35,713 Oh, my God Oh, my God 510 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,342 Oh, this is bad 511 00:33:40,297 --> 00:33:42,185 Can you pass the mashed potatoes, please? 512 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,873 - Certainly - Thank you 513 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,580 Mm Everything is delicious, dear 514 00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:58,235 Did you pick up your condoms for the prom? 515 00:33:58,235 --> 00:34:00,830 Yeah, they gave them out for free at school today 516 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:03,834 They did? Yeah Thanks, though 517 00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:14,733 Honey, is your vagina ringing? 518 00:34:14,863 --> 00:34:18,794 Dad! That's ridiculous 519 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,663 Sounded like it 520 00:34:26,652 --> 00:34:30,518 Okay, I think we've learned a lot here Class dismissed 521 00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:33,024 I'll see ya all tomorrow 522 00:34:33,025 --> 00:34:34,914 Now, remember your permission slips for the field trip 523 00:34:34,915 --> 00:34:37,992 Now, these permission slips are no joke, people, okay? 524 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,592 Now if you can't find your parents, 525 00:34:39,593 --> 00:34:41,831 they're in their bedroom, doing it 526 00:34:45,328 --> 00:34:48,111 - He'd probably use the toys - Totally 527 00:34:48,595 --> 00:34:50,517 Hey, Stacey Jess 528 00:34:50,518 --> 00:34:52,341 - Hey - Hi 529 00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:09,000 Uh, so listen, Stacey, um... 530 00:35:09,001 --> 00:35:11,371 Mike, can I talk to you for a second? 531 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:16,496 - Later? - Yes 532 00:35:16,497 --> 00:35:18,353 - Awesome - Okay 533 00:35:25,243 --> 00:35:26,716 So, Mike, 534 00:35:26,717 --> 00:35:29,371 how are things going with you and Stacy? 535 00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:31,489 Oh, uh, great 536 00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:33,668 You know, we're really good friends We... 537 00:35:33,669 --> 00:35:36,903 Hey, hey! Don't bullshit a bull-shitter, bro 538 00:35:36,904 --> 00:35:41,131 I know you're into Stacy You wanna rap about it? 539 00:35:43,087 --> 00:35:45,103 Yeah, I mean, I don't know I like Stacy 540 00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:47,026 - Hmm Hmm - A lot 541 00:35:47,027 --> 00:35:50,295 What do I do? How do I tell her how I feel? 542 00:35:50,296 --> 00:35:51,832 That's a good question 543 00:35:51,832 --> 00:35:53,081 You don't 544 00:35:53,082 --> 00:35:54,939 I don't? 545 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:57,598 No, you don't 546 00:35:57,599 --> 00:36:02,147 You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy is, ooh, way out of your league 547 00:36:02,148 --> 00:36:04,288 Way 548 00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,215 What? What do you mean? 549 00:36:06,216 --> 00:36:08,137 I thought you were all about breaking the rules 550 00:36:08,138 --> 00:36:10,860 and there are no rules and we're all equal 551 00:36:10,861 --> 00:36:13,967 I am Just not when it comes to you and Stacy 552 00:36:13,968 --> 00:36:18,261 You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy, to get her, 553 00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:21,720 boy, you'd need like a truckload of cough syrup 554 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:24,028 and a vat of malt liquor 555 00:36:24,029 --> 00:36:26,237 Really mellow her out, you know what I mean? 556 00:36:26,238 --> 00:36:30,050 But not knock her out That's a whole different class altogether 557 00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:31,555 - What? - Mike 558 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,735 you need to go after something more attainable 559 00:36:33,736 --> 00:36:37,609 You need to find somebody who's a lot less 560 00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,179 pretty-err 561 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,967 You might have to go up a few weight classes... 562 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:44,401 a little more than you're comfortable with, probably... 563 00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:46,932 buck-fifty, two bills... I'm not sure 564 00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:49,975 Somebody who hasn't seen the light of day in quite a long time 565 00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:53,050 Acne scars, fangs for teeth, bad hygiene, 566 00:36:53,051 --> 00:36:55,710 - retarded, if you will - What!? 567 00:36:55,711 --> 00:36:59,683 Hey, sometimes keepin' it real hurts, little bro 568 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:03,175 But in the end, we're all stronger people 569 00:37:03,176 --> 00:37:05,896 Now go out there and get an ugly chick 570 00:37:05,897 --> 00:37:08,493 Or a whore Good luck 571 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:10,055 Good talk 572 00:37:12,368 --> 00:37:15,470 Now, a quick word from our sponsor. 573 00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:20,538 Tired of waking up with morning wood? 574 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:23,612 Embarrassed by untimely hard-ones? 575 00:37:23,613 --> 00:37:27,167 Boners sprouting up at the most inopportune times? 576 00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:30,980 Well, that's why we've invented Flaccitra. 577 00:37:30,981 --> 00:37:33,831 Flaccitra cuts off blood to your penis, 578 00:37:33,832 --> 00:37:36,683 causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle. 579 00:37:36,684 --> 00:37:39,823 So, for you teenagers suffering from SBS... 580 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,872 Sudden Boner Syndrome... 581 00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:43,410 try Flaccitra today. 582 00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:46,678 Flaccitra may cause infertility, mood swings, loss of appetite, 583 00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:48,503 headaches, butt acne, penis leprosy, 584 00:37:48,504 --> 00:37:50,265 scarlet fever, bloody ejaculations, 585 00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:51,836 and for a complete list of side effects 586 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,405 go to Flaccitra. Com. 587 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,910 Come on, guys 588 00:37:54,911 --> 00:37:57,335 Flaccitra. 589 00:38:04,843 --> 00:38:07,748 Mmm, this is nice, baby 590 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:19,193 Lindsey, relax Everybody farts 591 00:38:19,194 --> 00:38:20,732 This is huge. 592 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,845 We've crossed the Fart Barrier 593 00:38:22,846 --> 00:38:24,606 Really? 594 00:38:24,607 --> 00:38:26,690 Ahh 595 00:38:26,691 --> 00:38:29,540 See? It's nothin!' 596 00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:39,563 I do feel comfortable with you 597 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,590 Damn! 598 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,897 Now, that's just nasty. 599 00:39:49,279 --> 00:39:51,743 Oh, my God! Oh, yes! 600 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:55,043 Hey, man, she was riding you like a pogo stick! Up and down! 601 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:57,094 Hold on, hold on It gets better 602 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,495 - Wait for it - I'm gonna cum! 603 00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:02,635 Now 604 00:40:02,636 --> 00:40:04,237 Oh, my God! 605 00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:05,806 Whoo 606 00:40:05,807 --> 00:40:08,145 Let me introduce you to The Screamer 607 00:40:08,146 --> 00:40:10,292 Griffin, this chick is amazing 608 00:40:10,293 --> 00:40:11,510 Which is why I invited her over here today 609 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:12,886 Yes, sir 610 00:40:12,887 --> 00:40:14,936 And we're gonna be right here to make sure you go through with it 611 00:40:14,937 --> 00:40:17,468 Got your little sister's baby monitor hooked up in your room 612 00:40:17,469 --> 00:40:19,998 And we're gonna have the other end right here so we can listen in 613 00:40:19,999 --> 00:40:21,824 No Not happening, guys 614 00:40:21,825 --> 00:40:22,849 - Not happening? - No 615 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:24,644 - Yes Yes - No No 616 00:40:24,645 --> 00:40:26,214 Well, that's what you think 617 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,424 - Oh Too late - Oh, I love it! 618 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:29,854 Go ahead 619 00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:35,887 - Hi, I'm... I'm Mike - Where's your room? 620 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,316 ¶ Oh, my God ¶ 621 00:40:39,317 --> 00:40:42,198 ¶ Oh, shit ¶ 622 00:40:42,199 --> 00:40:44,057 ¶ Oh, my God ¶ 623 00:40:44,058 --> 00:40:45,750 ¶ I can't believe this ¶ 624 00:40:47,101 --> 00:40:48,734 Come here 625 00:40:48,735 --> 00:40:50,329 ¶ Oh, shit ¶ 626 00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:54,853 Whoa, you're taking your shirt off immediately like that, 627 00:40:54,854 --> 00:40:56,805 it's kinda tough for me to say no. 628 00:40:56,806 --> 00:40:59,306 You hear that, man? The shirt just came off! 629 00:40:59,307 --> 00:41:01,741 - It's on! - Oh, it is on, all right 630 00:41:01,742 --> 00:41:03,597 Put it in me 631 00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:08,402 Why... why don't I just grab some ear plugs real quick? 632 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:11,896 ¶ Oh, my God, what should I do? ¶ 633 00:41:11,897 --> 00:41:14,353 Oh, hell no, man, is it broke? 634 00:41:17,598 --> 00:41:20,087 What are you waiting for? 635 00:41:20,418 --> 00:41:22,019 I'm sorry I... 636 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,589 I can't do this 637 00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:24,934 What? 638 00:41:24,935 --> 00:41:28,169 There's this girl in my high school, and I... I really like her 639 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:30,412 Great I didn't have a back-up plan 640 00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:34,288 Now I've gotta go fuck a trucker or a cab driver or 641 00:41:34,288 --> 00:41:36,047 a homeless guy 642 00:41:36,436 --> 00:41:39,830 Do you possibly think that maybe you could go through the back door? 643 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,841 Just so you know you're givin' up a sure thing 644 00:41:42,842 --> 00:41:45,780 Your friend said that you were desperate for it 645 00:41:47,294 --> 00:41:49,468 Last chance 646 00:41:54,503 --> 00:41:57,673 Man, all the settin' up we did, he better not be pussin' out 647 00:41:57,674 --> 00:41:59,148 He's definitely pussing out 648 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,517 Let's go see what's going on with the dumb-ass 649 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:03,152 You like that, don't you? 650 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,779 Ha ha! We back in action! Oh, Mike! 651 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:08,684 Yeah, Mike! Whoo-hoo! 652 00:42:09,496 --> 00:42:11,512 Man, you hear that? 653 00:42:11,513 --> 00:42:14,167 Yeah! 654 00:42:14,973 --> 00:42:16,382 Ride it! Ride it! 655 00:42:16,383 --> 00:42:19,587 My boy's goin' strong to the hole, I'm tellin' ya! 656 00:42:19,588 --> 00:42:21,988 - She's going nuts! - She wasn't that crazy with me 657 00:42:21,989 --> 00:42:25,352 Ahem 658 00:42:25,353 --> 00:42:27,908 Hi Have you guys seen my purse? 659 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,095 Oh, Mike! You're so big! 660 00:42:39,096 --> 00:42:43,159 Ahh! Ahh! Oh, Mike, I've never been fucked so good! 661 00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:48,610 Cover your ears! I'm about to cum! 662 00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:50,372 I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming! 663 00:42:50,373 --> 00:42:52,645 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 664 00:42:52,646 --> 00:42:55,369 Oh! Oh! You're such a beast! 665 00:42:55,370 --> 00:42:56,458 I'm your big daddy 666 00:42:56,459 --> 00:42:58,348 Mike, I'm... cover your ears! 667 00:42:59,278 --> 00:43:02,097 Shh! Shh! Oh! Oh! 668 00:43:02,098 --> 00:43:03,442 All right, home stretch 669 00:43:03,443 --> 00:43:06,518 Oh, like that! Oh, like that! Oh, like that! 670 00:43:06,519 --> 00:43:09,903 Oh, my God, oh, my God 671 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,661 I'm in love, Mike I love you 672 00:43:13,662 --> 00:43:15,454 I love you, Mike 673 00:43:15,455 --> 00:43:19,683 ¶ Let them know you worked it, dust it off and jerk it ¶ 674 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:23,713 So was it as good for you guys as it was for me? 675 00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:27,980 You know, I would tell you to go fuck yourself, 676 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:30,251 but it sounds like you just did 677 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,117 Now, Suzy, I don't know how to tell you this, 678 00:43:36,118 --> 00:43:37,976 so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 679 00:43:37,977 --> 00:43:39,225 Say it. 680 00:43:39,226 --> 00:43:42,205 I've been sleeping with your mom. 681 00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:44,542 - Hank, come on - What? 682 00:43:44,543 --> 00:43:47,042 You know I made an abstinence pledge 683 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:48,804 I promised myself I'd wait until I was sure 684 00:43:48,805 --> 00:43:50,781 it was with the right guy 685 00:43:51,175 --> 00:43:53,160 I thought I was the right guy 686 00:43:53,161 --> 00:43:54,730 You might be 687 00:43:54,731 --> 00:43:57,069 I'm just not sure yet 688 00:43:57,069 --> 00:43:59,440 But I like you a lot 689 00:44:10,077 --> 00:44:12,381 Hi, sexually frustrated teenager! 690 00:44:12,382 --> 00:44:14,015 I'm Blue Bally! 691 00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:16,419 And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, 692 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,045 you're gonna wind up with a serious case of blue-balls! 693 00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:22,792 That's right! Your nuts are gonna turn blue 694 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,693 Aw, don't be afraid I'm here to help 695 00:44:26,991 --> 00:44:30,163 You've been stiff as a board for the last two hours 696 00:44:30,164 --> 00:44:32,371 That means you're reaching a critical moment 697 00:44:32,372 --> 00:44:35,159 where that good tingly feeling down there 698 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,868 can quickly turn into an achy not-so-good feeling! 699 00:44:39,869 --> 00:44:41,692 Wh... what do you mean? 700 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:45,218 See, Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, 701 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,076 and only a little bit's dripping out 702 00:44:47,077 --> 00:44:48,614 That's called pre-cum 703 00:44:48,615 --> 00:44:51,496 What you want to do is ejaculate 704 00:44:51,497 --> 00:44:54,796 Otherwise, that back up of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack 705 00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:56,910 to the point of making you nauseous 706 00:44:56,911 --> 00:45:02,516 In fact, your genitals can increase in size 25 to 50% That's huge! 707 00:45:02,517 --> 00:45:05,432 - So, what do I do? - From where I'm sittin,' 708 00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,580 even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, 709 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:10,932 the least you should be able to do is to score a hand job 710 00:45:12,737 --> 00:45:14,560 Judy? 711 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:18,502 L... I want you to know that I really do care about you 712 00:45:18,503 --> 00:45:22,468 And I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class 713 00:45:23,277 --> 00:45:24,969 Uh-huh 714 00:45:25,776 --> 00:45:27,534 uh-huh 715 00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:30,064 uh-huh 716 00:45:31,573 --> 00:45:34,969 - Uh-oh That's not good - What do you mean? 717 00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,756 With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds 718 00:45:37,757 --> 00:45:41,216 before full-on irreversible blue balls! 719 00:45:41,217 --> 00:45:44,099 You better go to the bathroom and jerk off, right now 720 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,284 - Here? - Yes! Go! 721 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:46,630 There's no time to waste! 722 00:45:46,631 --> 00:45:49,284 Go! Get going! It's a medical emergency! 723 00:45:54,607 --> 00:45:57,233 Oh, yeah, you won't see this on children's television! 724 00:45:57,234 --> 00:45:59,091 Blue Bally! 725 00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:02,511 Hope you like sloppy seconds! Hah! 726 00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:07,482 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 727 00:46:08,190 --> 00:46:10,432 Man, I'm never gonna get laid I'm such a loser 728 00:46:10,433 --> 00:46:13,219 No, you're not I met a girl in a chat room 729 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,692 - Did you? - Yeah 730 00:46:14,693 --> 00:46:16,710 I met in her in Teen lonely boys 731 00:46:16,711 --> 00:46:19,242 'Cause I figure I'm a teen and I'm lonely 732 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:21,804 Anyways, it's crazy, 733 00:46:21,805 --> 00:46:23,854 there's not a lot of girls in that chat room 734 00:46:23,855 --> 00:46:26,513 It's mostly older guys interested in photography 735 00:46:26,514 --> 00:46:28,244 That's kind of creepy 736 00:46:28,245 --> 00:46:30,389 It is at first, but, you know, 737 00:46:30,390 --> 00:46:32,920 once I made it clear that I was a teen boy 738 00:46:32,921 --> 00:46:34,459 in the market for a teen girl, 739 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:36,603 ladies were just coming out of the woodwork 740 00:46:36,604 --> 00:46:39,071 And now I have a girlfriend Her name is Randy 741 00:46:39,072 --> 00:46:40,737 Isn't that a guy's name? 742 00:46:40,738 --> 00:46:42,564 It's both I... 743 00:46:42,565 --> 00:46:44,806 I mean, she says she gets that all the time 744 00:46:44,807 --> 00:46:49,579 - She send you a picture? - No Uh... but I sent her tons of mine 745 00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:52,550 Most of them are naked It's awesome 746 00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:54,864 Well, maybe I'll give it a try 747 00:46:54,865 --> 00:46:58,577 And maybe if you're lucky someday, you'll have a Randy, just like me 748 00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:10,658 "Sweeety Pi" 749 00:47:10,659 --> 00:47:12,547 Accept 750 00:47:14,151 --> 00:47:16,324 Hi. 751 00:47:17,481 --> 00:47:19,108 Hi. 752 00:47:20,076 --> 00:47:21,506 Sex chat? 753 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,913 Sure. 754 00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:28,757 Okay. I'm dressed in a tight mini-dress walking down a dark alley. 755 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:31,192 I'm completely alone and vulnerable. 756 00:47:31,193 --> 00:47:33,179 Then you appear out of the shadows. 757 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:36,510 You wear all black, with a ski mask over your head. 758 00:47:36,511 --> 00:47:39,483 You approach me menacingly and say?... 759 00:47:41,508 --> 00:47:44,129 Hey, what's up. 760 00:47:46,314 --> 00:47:47,434 Was that wrong? 761 00:47:47,435 --> 00:47:48,843 Menacing. 762 00:47:48,844 --> 00:47:50,733 Okay 763 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:52,816 What are you doing in my alley? 764 00:47:52,817 --> 00:47:54,930 Oh, no. You stay away from me. 765 00:47:54,931 --> 00:47:58,422 I'm lost, alone, and half-naked. 766 00:47:58,423 --> 00:48:01,841 But I have Mace. Don't try and take advantage of me. 767 00:48:02,395 --> 00:48:05,950 Okay, sorry, no problem. Do you need cab money? 768 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,988 Be aggressive. I want it. 769 00:48:10,243 --> 00:48:12,934 Oh Weird 770 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,778 I'm afraid I don't care about Mace. Prepare to be attacked. 771 00:48:16,779 --> 00:48:18,886 Sexually. 772 00:48:19,533 --> 00:48:23,218 That was amazing. We should meet. 773 00:48:23,219 --> 00:48:25,331 Come to 429 Covington Avenue, apartment 8, 774 00:48:25,332 --> 00:48:27,190 tomorrow night at 10:00. 775 00:48:27,191 --> 00:48:29,432 Wear a mask. Take me against my will. 776 00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:32,250 Don't break character. 777 00:48:37,506 --> 00:48:39,618 - Oh, hello, dear - Oh, hey, Jane 778 00:48:39,619 --> 00:48:41,413 Doing anything special tonight? 779 00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:44,842 Nope, just baking cookies for my niece 780 00:48:44,843 --> 00:48:47,396 Oh 781 00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:18,891 Just a second! 782 00:49:22,581 --> 00:49:24,490 Did somebody order the rape? 783 00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:26,135 Aaaah! 784 00:49:26,136 --> 00:49:27,926 Whoo! Oooh! 785 00:49:28,187 --> 00:49:29,691 So far so good 786 00:49:29,692 --> 00:49:31,741 Uh, you can run but you can't hide 787 00:49:31,742 --> 00:49:34,400 from forced sexual intercourse, 788 00:49:34,401 --> 00:49:36,706 you know what I mean ma'am? 789 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,173 Get out! 790 00:49:39,174 --> 00:49:42,184 God, be careful! You're gonna hurt me! 791 00:49:42,185 --> 00:49:46,028 I mean, you won't be so feisty when I'm violating you 792 00:49:46,029 --> 00:49:47,525 Sexually 793 00:49:53,718 --> 00:49:56,404 I'm bleeding! 794 00:49:57,274 --> 00:49:58,900 That won’t stop me! 795 00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,429 No, you don't 796 00:50:07,430 --> 00:50:08,903 Oh 797 00:50:08,904 --> 00:50:10,088 I'm sorry, I'll pay for this 798 00:50:10,089 --> 00:50:11,754 You stay back I'm warning you! 799 00:50:11,755 --> 00:50:14,285 Uh, I'm scared, yeah, yeah I'm scared and... 800 00:50:14,286 --> 00:50:16,360 Oh, my God! 801 00:50:23,318 --> 00:50:25,361 What is it?! What is it!? 802 00:50:27,611 --> 00:50:30,013 Oh, God! Oh, it's burning! 803 00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:32,056 Aaaah! 804 00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:38,305 Did somebody order the rape? 805 00:50:48,852 --> 00:50:50,003 Fred 806 00:50:50,004 --> 00:50:51,220 Oh Hey, Betty 807 00:50:51,221 --> 00:50:52,375 - Hey - How's it goin?' 808 00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:53,496 What's wrong? 809 00:50:53,497 --> 00:50:55,674 Oh, it's just been kind of a crazy week 810 00:50:55,675 --> 00:50:57,595 It's a long story, though 811 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,582 You know, Fred, I've been thinking 812 00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,503 we've been friends for a really long time 813 00:51:01,504 --> 00:51:03,263 Yeah Yeah, we have 814 00:51:03,555 --> 00:51:05,604 Maybe it's time we take things to the next level 815 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,875 Next level? 816 00:51:08,521 --> 00:51:10,147 Wow 817 00:51:15,216 --> 00:51:17,224 Next level! 818 00:51:17,843 --> 00:51:19,796 Hey, baby, this is for you. 819 00:51:19,797 --> 00:51:22,423 I love you. You're the only one for me. 820 00:51:22,424 --> 00:51:24,433 I hope you enjoy. 821 00:51:42,221 --> 00:51:44,624 Kat, can I borrow a squirt of your herpes cream? 822 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:47,659 Uh, yeah, sure. I'll bring it over in a minute. 823 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,565 Ohh! Ow! 824 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,482 I'm not in Leave a message 825 00:52:14,129 --> 00:52:16,051 Hey, girl, it's Billy Sharpe from the basketball team 826 00:52:16,052 --> 00:52:20,213 Thanks for rockin' my world Talk about takin' it to the hole... damn! 827 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:23,162 Sorry about that. 828 00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:29,472 Oh, shoot! Aaaah! 829 00:52:29,473 --> 00:52:31,328 Nice titties! 830 00:52:39,051 --> 00:52:41,101 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 831 00:52:41,102 --> 00:52:42,859 ¶ Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby ¶ 832 00:52:48,310 --> 00:52:53,498 ¶ Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby ¶ 833 00:52:56,159 --> 00:53:00,833 ¶ Let me slop my biscuit in your gravy ¶ 834 00:53:06,122 --> 00:53:07,369 I'm gonna do it 835 00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:09,131 I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it 836 00:53:09,132 --> 00:53:11,949 I'm there I'm there I'm there I'm there 837 00:53:19,383 --> 00:53:23,869 ¶ Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby ¶ 838 00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:25,877 I wanna kiss your mouth 839 00:53:27,106 --> 00:53:30,114 Mm, tastes like blueberry 840 00:53:30,115 --> 00:53:33,639 So good... 841 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,681 Oh, God 842 00:53:36,682 --> 00:53:38,539 Mmm 843 00:53:43,251 --> 00:53:45,423 Hi 844 00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,561 Hi 845 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:54,325 You look like you just saw a ghost 846 00:53:55,359 --> 00:53:57,117 Um 847 00:53:58,273 --> 00:54:01,278 I had a... a really bad dream 848 00:54:02,343 --> 00:54:03,944 Oh, sweetie 849 00:54:03,945 --> 00:54:05,993 It's okay 850 00:54:05,994 --> 00:54:07,753 Come here 851 00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:16,785 I had an amazing time last night 852 00:54:17,977 --> 00:54:20,859 Oh l'm sorry 853 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,333 Do you have a toilet? 854 00:54:22,334 --> 00:54:24,640 Oh Yeah, it's right over there 855 00:54:24,641 --> 00:54:26,333 Ohh 856 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:34,719 Mmm long night 857 00:54:37,102 --> 00:54:40,006 - Hello - Aaah! 858 00:54:40,273 --> 00:54:42,478 Who the hell are you? 859 00:54:42,805 --> 00:54:45,270 Why don't you ask your dick? 860 00:54:45,271 --> 00:54:46,776 What is going on here? 861 00:54:46,777 --> 00:54:49,370 - Relax, Len - How do you know my name? 862 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:52,093 Uh, I usually like to know the name of the guy 863 00:54:52,094 --> 00:54:53,984 who's fucking my mouth 864 00:54:53,985 --> 00:54:55,426 Nobody fucked anybody's mouth last night! 865 00:54:55,427 --> 00:54:58,052 Fine Nobody fucked my mouth last night 866 00:54:58,053 --> 00:54:59,431 And I guess 867 00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:04,010 nobody was three knuckles deep in my sphincter, either 868 00:55:04,011 --> 00:55:06,189 Jesus Christ, what were you doing, 869 00:55:06,190 --> 00:55:08,337 reaching for, like, a winning lottery ticket or something? 870 00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:11,307 I could feel you in my small intestines 871 00:55:13,238 --> 00:55:15,127 Oh, look what the cat dragged in 872 00:55:15,127 --> 00:55:18,009 - Do you have any matches? - Such diarrhea Ugh 873 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,964 I'll air that out All right? 874 00:55:19,965 --> 00:55:23,200 What I need right now is for you to leave my house 875 00:55:23,201 --> 00:55:24,546 My parents are coming home this afternoon 876 00:55:24,547 --> 00:55:25,699 and I need to start cleaning up 877 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,620 Sorry Dick hair 878 00:55:27,621 --> 00:55:29,382 Those weren't your parents we met last night? 879 00:55:29,383 --> 00:55:31,498 My parents are in Cancun 880 00:55:31,499 --> 00:55:34,925 Yeah Yeah Right. 881 00:55:34,926 --> 00:55:37,553 If you say your parents aren't here, 882 00:55:37,553 --> 00:55:39,761 then we'll just believe that your parents weren't here 883 00:55:39,762 --> 00:55:41,619 Maybe it was your aunt and uncle 884 00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:44,118 I don't care I came here to fuck 885 00:55:44,119 --> 00:55:45,624 and get fucked. 886 00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:48,764 And you know, I got fucked last night Fucked good 887 00:55:48,765 --> 00:55:50,366 Okay Very funny 888 00:55:50,367 --> 00:55:52,095 The, uh, the joke's over 889 00:55:52,096 --> 00:55:54,145 This has been a delightful little prank that you guys have played on me, 890 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:56,708 but now it's time for you to respect my wishes 891 00:55:56,709 --> 00:56:00,201 and please get the hell out of my house! 892 00:56:00,202 --> 00:56:01,866 Yeah 893 00:56:01,867 --> 00:56:04,973 You're right The whole thing was a prank 894 00:56:04,974 --> 00:56:07,216 After we invited you for a threesome, 895 00:56:07,217 --> 00:56:11,798 I got blueberry yogurt and I smeared it all over my face and your balls 896 00:56:11,799 --> 00:56:13,944 to make it look like you fucked my mouth 897 00:56:13,945 --> 00:56:17,050 And then I dig my fingers in my asshole 898 00:56:17,051 --> 00:56:20,254 and put some of my butt stink on your hands 899 00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:24,514 And then I put some moisturizer up on the ceiling 900 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,565 to make it look like you shoot a load up there 901 00:56:26,566 --> 00:56:29,416 Pooh! Yeah! All a joke 902 00:56:29,897 --> 00:56:33,163 Please just get the hell out 903 00:56:33,742 --> 00:56:36,526 - Fine - Whatever 904 00:56:37,329 --> 00:56:40,300 Please, just... just leave 905 00:56:40,629 --> 00:56:43,054 Ooh So kind 906 00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:55,461 If you say your parents aren't here, 907 00:56:55,462 --> 00:56:57,480 then we'll just believe that your parents aren't here. 908 00:56:57,481 --> 00:57:00,680 Maybe it was your aunt and uncle. Mm-hmm. 909 00:57:06,385 --> 00:57:09,717 Oh thank God 910 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:24,068 Oh, please, God, don't let them be home 911 00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:29,672 I swear I'll never drink again just... just don't let them be here 912 00:57:35,153 --> 00:57:37,042 Hello 913 00:57:37,043 --> 00:57:40,789 So, you guys are home early 914 00:57:42,169 --> 00:57:44,920 Did you just get in? 915 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:49,790 How was your second honeymoon? 916 00:57:51,522 --> 00:57:53,565 Oh! No! 917 00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:59,080 Get the hell out of our sight 918 00:58:03,056 --> 00:58:04,484 Okay 919 00:58:05,137 --> 00:58:06,867 How could you!? 920 00:58:06,868 --> 00:58:09,655 How could you!? How could you!? 921 00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:11,598 Ohh! 922 00:58:16,863 --> 00:58:19,200 Len, can we talk? 923 00:58:19,553 --> 00:58:22,176 Um, just a minute 924 00:58:26,986 --> 00:58:29,293 What, you been doing a little spackling work on the ceiling? 925 00:58:29,293 --> 00:58:32,014 Oh, God, Dad, no This... it's not... 926 00:58:32,015 --> 00:58:33,551 Your mother and I are disgusted with you, Len 927 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:34,673 Well, uh... 928 00:58:34,674 --> 00:58:36,629 Look at her 929 00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:38,487 - You don't understand - Son, 930 00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:41,555 I have one question for you, and I'm only gonna ask it once 931 00:58:42,106 --> 00:58:44,252 Have you been sneaking behind our backs 932 00:58:44,253 --> 00:58:46,361 and being on a hidden camera show? 933 00:58:47,105 --> 00:58:49,145 - What? - Look over there 934 00:58:50,884 --> 00:58:54,335 No No, no, no, no, no! You didn't! 935 00:58:56,073 --> 00:58:58,444 They were in there the whole time? 936 00:58:58,574 --> 00:59:00,070 Gotcha! 937 00:59:00,303 --> 00:59:01,391 No! 938 00:59:01,392 --> 00:59:02,640 Hey, buddy! 939 00:59:02,641 --> 00:59:05,491 Fuck anybody in their mouth lately? 940 00:59:06,453 --> 00:59:07,766 Look at his face! 941 00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:09,463 How could you do this to me? 942 00:59:09,464 --> 00:59:11,188 Wait Who am I? 943 00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:18,879 We roofied you, honey 944 00:59:20,838 --> 00:59:22,438 Wait, wait, wait... so I didn't fuck you 945 00:59:22,439 --> 00:59:23,528 and you didn't fuck me? 946 00:59:23,529 --> 00:59:26,465 Well, I fucked you a little, but it wasn’t all faggy 947 00:59:34,677 --> 00:59:37,592 Mr. Tight Sphincter ha ha ha ha! 948 00:59:37,593 --> 00:59:39,769 Mark 949 00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:42,237 Fellas, personal advice from me to you: 950 00:59:42,238 --> 00:59:44,159 Get in there and shave that shit up 951 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,201 Visually, it will give yourself an extra two or three inches 952 00:59:47,202 --> 00:59:49,732 If you're having anal intercourse, 953 00:59:49,733 --> 00:59:51,398 whatever you do, 954 00:59:51,399 --> 00:59:54,827 pull out and deposit your sperm on her back 955 00:59:54,828 --> 00:59:57,582 She'll appreciate it in the long run 956 00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:00,497 Alcohol and sex don't mix 957 01:00:00,498 --> 01:00:03,091 Cocaine and sex 958 01:00:03,092 --> 01:00:06,103 If you don't have a rubber, don't panic, whatever you do 959 01:00:06,104 --> 01:00:07,672 Watch this Ready? 960 01:00:07,673 --> 01:00:10,579 "Hold on a sec, babe Lemme grab my jimmy hat" 961 01:00:12,703 --> 01:00:14,945 And then pantomime 962 01:00:14,946 --> 01:00:19,040 "Oh! It's so small! The rubber" 963 01:00:20,295 --> 01:00:23,209 And then you lock and load 964 01:00:23,209 --> 01:00:25,831 She'll never know 965 01:00:26,446 --> 01:00:28,303 - Damn! - Oh, my God! 966 01:00:28,304 --> 01:00:30,380 Ohh, what died? 967 01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:33,934 Girl, you gotta stop being so comfortable! 968 01:00:37,273 --> 01:00:40,604 - Hey, pretty sweet field trip, huh? - Yeah, it was cool 969 01:00:41,216 --> 01:00:43,485 So, Stacy, I wanted to ask you something 970 01:00:43,938 --> 01:00:45,629 Hey, man, I'm gonna catch you inside, all right? 971 01:00:46,531 --> 01:00:48,294 - Uh - So what'd you want to tell me? 972 01:00:48,295 --> 01:00:49,736 You know what, it can wait 973 01:00:49,737 --> 01:00:52,297 Hey, man, fake any orgasms lately? 974 01:00:52,297 --> 01:00:54,602 - Fuck off - What? 975 01:00:56,079 --> 01:00:57,231 Ew 976 01:00:57,232 --> 01:00:59,176 Are you okay? 977 01:00:59,474 --> 01:01:00,690 Yeah 978 01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:02,547 Why is that guy so tall? 979 01:01:03,190 --> 01:01:05,079 Great Yeah, I should be okay 980 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,450 I'll just go try to clean up before we eat 981 01:01:07,451 --> 01:01:10,105 - Uh, see you inside? - Okay 982 01:01:16,901 --> 01:01:18,495 Sorry! 983 01:01:32,727 --> 01:01:34,199 Guys 984 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,366 Can someone help me get off the bus? 985 01:01:37,788 --> 01:01:39,699 Hello? 986 01:01:40,671 --> 01:01:43,490 - Hello? Ah, there you are 987 01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:46,308 Everybody's waiting for you Come on 988 01:01:49,961 --> 01:01:54,308 Oh, yeah 989 01:01:57,874 --> 01:02:01,806 - Oh, yeah - Oh 990 01:02:04,537 --> 01:02:06,330 Licking, licking 991 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:08,958 - Oh! Oh! Suck, suck, suck! 992 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,163 Oh, yeah! 993 01:02:13,699 --> 01:02:16,385 ¶ Keep 'em shakin' ¶ 994 01:02:18,633 --> 01:02:20,426 ¶ Show 'em to me ¶ 995 01:02:20,427 --> 01:02:21,856 ¶ Tits ¶ 996 01:02:22,798 --> 01:02:25,263 Ohh, yeah! 997 01:02:25,264 --> 01:02:26,736 That's it, Nance 998 01:02:26,737 --> 01:02:29,427 Cut! Great job, girls 999 01:02:29,428 --> 01:02:31,927 Nancy, nice licking 1000 01:02:31,928 --> 01:02:34,068 Very good sucking, too 1001 01:02:34,394 --> 01:02:37,405 - Okay, he's here - It's about time 1002 01:02:37,406 --> 01:02:38,590 Listen, I know it's your first day, 1003 01:02:38,591 --> 01:02:40,287 but we got some stuff to shoot, all right? 1004 01:02:40,288 --> 01:02:41,857 - Uh... wha... - Now, listen 1005 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:44,196 The way I view this film, 1006 01:02:44,197 --> 01:02:47,175 it's a spiritual successor to Rebel Without A Cause... 1007 01:02:47,176 --> 01:02:50,277 only with a lot more fucking Ha ha! 1008 01:02:50,796 --> 01:02:53,966 Uh, right Um, you guys, I think there's been a small... 1009 01:02:53,967 --> 01:02:56,393 I'm really looking forward to working with you 1010 01:02:57,012 --> 01:03:00,855 Jackie and I are especially curious how you got the name Gigundo-cock 1011 01:03:00,856 --> 01:03:03,865 Oh, I can't wait to wrap my hands around 1012 01:03:03,866 --> 01:03:06,109 the biggest penis in the biz 1013 01:03:06,110 --> 01:03:08,800 "Penis"? I haven't heard that word for a long time 1014 01:03:08,801 --> 01:03:11,426 - I usually just call it "dinner" - Mmm 1015 01:03:11,427 --> 01:03:13,502 Okay, everybody on set! 1016 01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:16,967 I told you they wouldn’t have any beer 1017 01:03:16,968 --> 01:03:18,601 Oh, man, how was I supposed to know? 1018 01:03:18,602 --> 01:03:21,453 - Oh, man! Sweet car! Here's the scene: 1019 01:03:21,454 --> 01:03:23,823 You've just helped these girls fix their car 1020 01:03:23,824 --> 01:03:26,611 And so to repay you, you get to bang 'em 1021 01:03:26,612 --> 01:03:29,623 Now, Nancy right here, she's gonna start by blowing you 1022 01:03:29,624 --> 01:03:32,089 Then you're gonna do some back-door stuff with Jackie 1023 01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:34,139 Bro, check this out 1024 01:03:34,140 --> 01:03:36,415 After that, just feel free to improvise 1025 01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:38,619 All right 1026 01:03:40,804 --> 01:03:42,565 Hey, you gonna need a fluffer? 1027 01:03:42,566 --> 01:03:44,093 Uh... uh... 1028 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,600 All rightie 1029 01:03:46,601 --> 01:03:49,324 let's see that gigundo-cock 1030 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:52,807 And action! 1031 01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:56,243 Thank you so much for fixing our car 1032 01:03:56,244 --> 01:03:59,028 How can we ever repay you? 1033 01:04:11,813 --> 01:04:13,222 What? 1034 01:04:15,304 --> 01:04:18,539 - Cut! - Hey, sorry I'm late 1035 01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,680 I'm Gigundo-cock 1036 01:04:23,153 --> 01:04:24,747 Damn 1037 01:04:30,521 --> 01:04:34,365 ¶ Yeah, I'm not Gigundo-cock ¶ 1038 01:04:34,366 --> 01:04:38,339 ¶ I'm just a small-town hick ¶ 1039 01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:42,023 ¶ An 18-year-old virgin ¶ 1040 01:04:42,024 --> 01:04:46,021 ¶ With a super-tiny dick ¶ 1041 01:04:46,668 --> 01:04:50,607 ¶ Kid, I've seen this once before ¶ 1042 01:04:50,608 --> 01:04:54,677 ¶ A boy who wished he was Ang Lee ¶ 1043 01:04:54,678 --> 01:04:58,488 ¶ Found he couldn't frame a shot ¶ 1044 01:04:58,488 --> 01:05:02,748 ¶ That's right, that little boy was me ¶ 1045 01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:06,881 ¶ It wasn’t my first choice ¶ 1046 01:05:06,882 --> 01:05:10,180 ¶ My parents think I'm in college ¶ 1047 01:05:11,047 --> 01:05:14,281 ¶ I thought I'd be doing theater ¶ 1048 01:05:14,282 --> 01:05:17,454 ¶ On Broadway ¶ 1049 01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,183 ¶ We're just accidentally ¶ 1050 01:05:19,184 --> 01:05:22,483 ¶ Incidentally, unintentionally making porn ¶ 1051 01:05:22,484 --> 01:05:26,422 ¶ Accidentally, incidentally, unintentionally ¶ 1052 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:27,544 ¶ Making porn ¶ 1053 01:05:27,545 --> 01:05:32,024 ¶ Not me, I do it 'cause I fuckin' like it ¶ 1054 01:05:33,215 --> 01:05:37,186 ¶ Girl-on-girl pays fifty bucks ¶ 1055 01:05:37,187 --> 01:05:40,999 ¶ I get double for back-door fucks ¶ 1056 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,164 ¶ How I got here I'll never know¶ 1057 01:05:45,165 --> 01:05:48,911 ¶ Beats Mexico and that donkey show¶ 1058 01:05:48,912 --> 01:05:51,026 ¶ All these tits got me in the mood ¶ 1059 01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:53,301 ¶ We're the ones who should be getting screwed ¶ 1060 01:05:53,302 --> 01:05:56,568 ¶ Let us be your man-whores ¶ 1061 01:05:56,569 --> 01:06:01,276 ¶ Will someone show these assholes the door? ¶ 1062 01:06:03,231 --> 01:06:06,019 ¶ I found my home here ¶ 1063 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:08,901 ¶ On this porn set ¶ 1064 01:06:08,902 --> 01:06:11,392 ¶ Better hurry up or I won't stay wet ¶ 1065 01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:32,476 Fuck yeah! 1066 01:06:38,214 --> 01:06:41,415 Wow Thanks for being so cool about everything 1067 01:06:41,930 --> 01:06:43,340 I feel like I should tell you, though, 1068 01:06:43,341 --> 01:06:45,645 I don't really think this is the life for me 1069 01:06:45,646 --> 01:06:48,112 You've got balls, kid 1070 01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,260 very large balls 1071 01:06:50,261 --> 01:06:53,046 You show that kind of confidence in real life, 1072 01:06:53,047 --> 01:06:56,345 you're gonna be fine, just fine 1073 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:58,717 All right, let's reset 1074 01:06:58,718 --> 01:07:00,824 Back to one 1075 01:07:10,283 --> 01:07:12,363 Dude, what happened in there after we left? 1076 01:07:12,364 --> 01:07:14,373 Yo, bro, do you know those chicks? 1077 01:07:22,551 --> 01:07:24,824 Yeah, Mike! That's what I'm talkin' about! 1078 01:07:24,825 --> 01:07:26,966 Dude, yes! 1079 01:07:31,617 --> 01:07:33,408 Whoa 1080 01:07:34,244 --> 01:07:37,030 Look, Stacy 1081 01:07:37,031 --> 01:07:38,952 I'm not sexually experienced, 1082 01:07:38,953 --> 01:07:42,536 and I'm not some famous porn star named Gigundo-cock 1083 01:07:43,501 --> 01:07:47,955 Look, I'm just some regular kid who just wants to ask out a very 1084 01:07:47,956 --> 01:07:50,543 very beautiful girl 1085 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,945 Don't call past 10:00 1086 01:07:53,946 --> 01:07:55,671 My dad'll kill me 1087 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,516 Screw her for me, dude! Yes! 1088 01:08:11,470 --> 01:08:13,773 Fellas, you gotta be respectful of your ladies 1089 01:08:13,774 --> 01:08:16,306 Whatever you do, don't go around your boys telling them 1090 01:08:16,306 --> 01:08:18,325 all the gruesome details 1091 01:08:18,326 --> 01:08:20,695 But me, on the other hand, I'm married with two kids, 1092 01:08:20,696 --> 01:08:22,264 I like all dirty stuff 1093 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,531 This website will go directly to me, and only me 1094 01:08:25,532 --> 01:08:29,054 Send me all pictures, streaming videos, letters... 1095 01:08:29,055 --> 01:08:30,849 as bizarre as you want 1096 01:08:30,850 --> 01:08:33,125 I'll read them all, and masturbate all night 1097 01:08:33,126 --> 01:08:35,844 Thank you I'm Matthew Lillard 1098 01:08:36,376 --> 01:08:42,274 THE END Subtitles by: 1099 01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:44,369 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1100 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,131 ¶ Little mama, come here and do me ¶ 1101 01:08:46,132 --> 01:08:47,893 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1102 01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:49,621 ¶ The type that'll drive you looney ¶ 1103 01:08:49,622 --> 01:08:53,211 ¶ She's got that kind of booty, pack it up and bring it to me ¶ 1104 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:56,446 ¶ Smack it up, let's make a movie, she's got that kind of booty ¶ 1105 01:08:56,447 --> 01:09:00,097 ¶ Shake that booty, cutie, up and down and all around ¶ 1106 01:09:00,098 --> 01:09:03,590 ¶ That big ol' juicy brown ass, Shorty, go to town ¶ 1107 01:09:03,591 --> 01:09:07,144 ¶ Kick it smooth like Luther Vandy, so good, like chewing candy ¶ 1108 01:09:07,145 --> 01:09:10,669 ¶ In the middle of M-I-ami, come and sit down on my jammy ¶ 1109 01:09:10,670 --> 01:09:12,239 ¶ We can do it in a big ol' bed ¶ 1110 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,096 ¶ Long as you give me good ol' head ¶ 1111 01:09:14,097 --> 01:09:17,653 ¶ Yeah, girl, that's what I said, no, girl, you don't get no bread ¶ 1112 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,319 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1113 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,144 ¶ Little mama, come here and do me ¶ 1114 01:09:21,145 --> 01:09:24,572 ¶ She's got that kind of booty, the type that'll drive you looney ¶ 1115 01:09:24,573 --> 01:09:26,334 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1116 01:09:26,335 --> 01:09:28,065 ¶ Pack it up and bring it to me ¶ 1117 01:09:28,066 --> 01:09:29,857 ¶ Smack it up, let's make a movie ¶ 1118 01:09:29,858 --> 01:09:31,460 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1119 01:09:31,461 --> 01:09:33,157 ¶ Shorty got that fat ass ¶ 1120 01:09:33,158 --> 01:09:34,887 ¶ Gets 'em harder than a math class ¶ 1121 01:09:34,888 --> 01:09:38,412 ¶ Smilin', don't you act up, just stop and back up ¶ 1122 01:09:38,413 --> 01:09:41,967 ¶ Go ahead and drop that ass low, be easy movin' that slow¶ 1123 01:09:41,968 --> 01:09:45,587 ¶ Nobody has to know, we in the corner, though ¶ 1124 01:09:45,588 --> 01:09:49,112 ¶ You sippin' champagne, I'm drinking cognac ¶ 1125 01:09:49,113 --> 01:09:52,348 ¶ You do that damn thing, I get to bone that ¶ 1126 01:09:52,349 --> 01:09:54,236 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1127 01:09:54,237 --> 01:09:56,031 ¶ Little mama, come here and do me ¶ 1128 01:09:56,032 --> 01:09:57,825 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1129 01:09:57,826 --> 01:09:59,588 ¶ The type that'll drive you looney ¶ 1130 01:09:59,589 --> 01:10:01,253 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1131 01:10:01,254 --> 01:10:03,047 ¶ Pack it up and bring it to me ¶ 1132 01:10:03,047 --> 01:10:04,745 ¶ Smack it up, let's make a movie ¶ 1133 01:10:04,746 --> 01:10:06,411 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1134 01:10:06,412 --> 01:10:09,903 ¶ Shake that booty, sh-sh-shake, shake, shake ¶ 1135 01:10:09,904 --> 01:10:13,171 ¶ Shake that booty, sh-sh-shake, shake, shake ¶ 1136 01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:17,078 ¶ Up and down the stripper pole, got that body all swole ¶ 1137 01:10:17,079 --> 01:10:20,442 ¶ You know my package, right? You can stay the whole night ¶ 1138 01:10:20,443 --> 01:10:23,613 ¶ Lady, what you gotta do is keep me in the back of you ¶ 1139 01:10:23,614 --> 01:10:27,203 ¶ Nobody move you like I do, they call me Mr. Mac-a-do ¶ 1140 01:10:27,204 --> 01:10:30,757 ¶ They counted Tallahassee classic got 'em on my caddy ¶ 1141 01:10:30,758 --> 01:10:34,313 ¶ Girlie, let me be your daddy and we can both be happy ¶ 1142 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,140 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1143 01:10:36,141 --> 01:10:37,932 ¶ Little mama, come here and do me ¶ 1144 01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:39,696 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1145 01:10:39,697 --> 01:10:41,489 ¶ The type that'll drive you looney ¶ 1146 01:10:41,490 --> 01:10:43,220 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1147 01:10:43,221 --> 01:10:44,981 ¶ Pack it up and bring it to me ¶ 1148 01:10:44,982 --> 01:10:46,776 ¶ Smack it up, let's make a movie ¶ 1149 01:10:46,777 --> 01:10:49,168 ¶ She's got that kind of booty ¶ 1150 01:10:58,501 --> 01:11:03,498 ¶ My darling, the stars, they shine for you ¶ 1151 01:11:03,499 --> 01:11:08,206 ¶ My darling, the birds twitter for you ¶ 1152 01:11:08,207 --> 01:11:10,995 ¶ My darling, my heart skips a beat ¶ 1153 01:11:10,996 --> 01:11:15,091 ¶ Whenever I think of you ¶ 1154 01:11:15,544 --> 01:11:17,817 ¶ And under this moonlit sky ¶ 1155 01:11:17,818 --> 01:11:21,566 ¶ I pray and dream that I will be the one, will be the one ¶ 1156 01:11:21,567 --> 01:11:26,692 ¶ That you'll ¶ 1157 01:11:26,693 --> 01:11:31,850 ¶ Bend over and bang good and hard ¶ 1158 01:11:31,851 --> 01:11:34,380 ¶ From behind ¶ 1159 01:11:34,381 --> 01:11:39,665 ¶ Have me on all fours, howling at the sky ¶ 1160 01:11:39,666 --> 01:11:42,164 ¶ I'll give your cock a good long suck ¶ 1161 01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:44,630 ¶ Then you'll give me a good hard fuck ¶ 1162 01:11:44,631 --> 01:11:47,353 ¶ Squeeze my tits, all big and bouncy ¶ 1163 01:11:47,354 --> 01:11:49,853 ¶ Then spunk all over my body ¶ 1164 01:11:49,854 --> 01:11:53,408 ¶ I want to be your buttt-hot greasy slut ¶ 1165 01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:54,722 ¶ Greasy slut ¶ 1166 01:11:54,723 --> 01:11:58,565 ¶ Beggin' for more, for I can't get enough ¶ 1167 01:11:58,566 --> 01:12:02,635 ¶ Can't get enough ¶ 1168 01:12:02,636 --> 01:12:04,428 ¶ When I leave your tool ¶ 1169 01:12:04,429 --> 01:12:07,952 ¶ Used up, worn, and soggy ¶ 1170 01:12:07,953 --> 01:12:09,298 ¶ I won't stop then ¶ 1171 01:12:09,299 --> 01:12:11,092 ¶ Oh, no, no, no ¶ 1172 01:12:11,093 --> 01:12:16,954 ¶ I'll become your little leg-humping doggie ¶ 1173 01:12:16,955 --> 01:12:22,169 ¶ Let me be your dirty, fuckin' whore ¶ 1174 01:12:22,170 --> 01:12:26,010 ¶ Let me be your dirty, fuckin' whore ¶ 1175 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:36,021 THE END