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You're asking if I've seen these before?

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They've been running this for ten years.

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The Playtex people are jealous.

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They shouldn't be.

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Maidenform is a dream,
but Playtex is a bra.

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I've never seen either brand go wrong.

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I had four of these up in my dorm.

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I didn't even know what advertising was.

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Why now? Sales are strong.

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Someone has a wife with an opinion.

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They would like to do
what Maidenform is doing,

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not what we're doing.

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Why? Then they both
have the same campaign.

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I love how they don't need a diagram.

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Peggy, do you wear Playtex?

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And if so, why?

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I do,

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and I agree with
the 95 women we surveyed

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about how well it fits.

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I find they both open easily.

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I like a happy client,

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although you'd think
someone would be able

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to talk them out of jumping
onto a bandwagon

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- as solid as this.
- Maybe they want us to raise the bar.

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Why, because their share
of the market keeps increasing?

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You see them every four months.

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Why not throw them a bone?

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Let them see they're paying for creative.

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Just wrinkle it a little.

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I went to sleep in my bra,

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and I thought I was so-and-so.

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Thank you for that.

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Just for fun, let's say
we're looking for new,

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and by new I mean old Maidenform.

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Peggy, you dig in around
Playtex's unique benefits.

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Just the man to do it.

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What do I tell them?

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Tell them you couldn't get a hold of me.

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Mr. Phillips, your ex...

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your wife...

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Mrs. Phillips...

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Pauline. I see her.

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Thank you, Joyce.

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Hey, fella.

45
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Hey, Chauncey. Come here.

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Someone made you
smell like a girl, yes.

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Come on. This way.

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Hey, slugger.

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Hey, Dad.

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- Precious.
- Hi, Daddy.

51
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- You look well.
- So do you.

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How's your mother?

53
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Worse. She's very erratic.

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Did you see the guy up at Brigham

55
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that Bob Levinson recommended?

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I don't want to talk
about this right now.

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I can't leave right now.

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I wish you would have told me

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that you were going to be early.

60
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Well, I know you're not
good in the afternoons.

61
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That's not true anymore.
You know that.

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Okay.

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You two have a good time.

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I will try and call you from Nana's.

65
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Did you get a suite?

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They opened up the room next door.

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I even got a rollaway for Chauncey.

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'Cause he's a good boy. Yeah.

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We're going to have
a wonderful time on the town.

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I got tickets
for A Funny Thing Happened.

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We saw it.

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Not from these seats.

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I should go.

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So, you'll have to wait
a little while in my office,

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do your studies, work up an appetite.

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It's Memorial Day.

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All I have is German vocabulary.

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Hey, Duck. Sorry to bother you.

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Nice dog.

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Who are these?

81
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This is my son Mark
and my daughter Patricia.

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A handsome family.

83
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And this is Chauncey.

84
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I hope he can't smell cat on me.

85
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Freddie and I work together.

86
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Can I bend your ear a minute?

87
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Spit it out, Freddie.

88
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We're going to need
another box of brassieres.

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Yes. Of course.

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Enjoy your holiday.

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Come on, Chauncey.

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Her skin cleared up,
but she still looks unhappy.

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She's a cheerleader.

94
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For who, the University of Dour?

95
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Does she have any cute friends?

96
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These are the top three.

97
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I'm sorry, but compared to the kids
on American Bandstand,

98
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they look miserable.

99
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Those kids are drunk.

100
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Really?

101
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I don't know.

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What about the idea of them
going on a date?

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Mr. And Mrs. Fresh Face.

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We could do multiple panels in print,

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but it would really translate to TV.

106
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How?

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Like a contest?

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No, it's a story.

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Anticipation as they get ready,

110
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fixing their hair to look perfect.

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Their skin, it's not even on their mind.

112
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They're two kids
who used to have a problem.

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Thanks, Clearasil.

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Maybe, but it's prom night,

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and it ends with him at the door
and her and a corsage,

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the first moment
they see each other.

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And Dad with the Brownie?

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Clearasil...

119
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and some kind of line.

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What about "Thanks, Clearasil"?

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I need to think about it.

122
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I can work with that.

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You want to run this
by your father-in-law?

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Eventually.

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Have a nice holiday.

126
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So how the hell are you, Don?

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Good. How are you, Crab?

128
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Glad to be in shorts.

129
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You don't play?

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I don't mind watching.

131
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Whenever it's this hot,

132
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I think about that summer
they executed the Rosenbergs.

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It was always about to rain.

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I remember that.

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We were still in Manhattan.

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- I don't miss it.
- Yep.

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We get them to close Sing Sing,
we'll be in Shangri-la.

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I keep having this dream

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that there's a power failure
and the gates open.

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Hadn't thought of that.

141
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Let's change the subject.

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Eventually, I just said, "Fine.

143
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"If Lem Jones Associates is falling apart,
maybe it's time to move on."

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I hadn't heard about that.

145
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I guess you PR men have the best PR.

146
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Yeah, I went to Rogers & Cowan
and left it burning behind me.

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What happened over there?

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I was on the team that took the fall
for the Cuban Revolutionary Council.

149
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The Bay of Pigs?

150
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The CIA hired us
to help inspire the Cuban people

151
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to a coordinated wave
of sabotage and rebellion.

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You handled that?

153
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Not as badly as they did.

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But I don't know when Don's going
to be able to get away.

155
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High-class problems, my dear.

156
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Marcie, we should say
hello to Chuck and Ann.

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I didn't know you belonged here.

158
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I've been coming here
since I was a kid.

159
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We're guests of the Pattersons.

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Where's Tara?

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Over there, I think.

162
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I haven't seen you riding.

163
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I suppose that's true.

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I know you changed your schedule,

165
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and I'm afraid I had
something to do with that.

166
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No. Don't be ridiculous.

167
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All I wanted to say is
please ride when you want.

168
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I'll stay out of your way.

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It's very nice to see you.

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Arthur, it's okay.

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As we used to say in college,
let's be friends.

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Good. Because I think
you would have enjoyed

173
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seeing me get nosed
into the trough the other day.

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No.

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Yes.

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Mommy! Mommy!

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Well, it's nice to see you.

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You as well.

179
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It had nothing to do with Kennedy.

180
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Still, all that vigor disappeared

181
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when he found out
he couldn't get anything done.

182
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It's Versailles.

183
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Jackie's smiling all over the world.

184
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He's chasing starlets.

185
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Everybody's happy.

186
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I'm building a bomb shelter.

187
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Really?

188
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If you see Petra, don't mention it.

189
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She doesn't want people to know.

190
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Good seeing you, Don.

191
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Let me know if you need a reference.

192
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We'd love to have you here.

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If I could have everyone's attention
for a moment.

194
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Please be seated.

195
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It is a tradition

196
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that we have our ribs and fashion show
on this day every year.

197
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Well, this is not to dim
our resolute admiration

198
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for the fortitude of those
who have so nobly served our country,

199
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many of whom will not be
enjoying ribs this afternoon.

200
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If you could please stand,
all servicemen,

201
00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:06,382
for a moment of our
insufficient appreciation.

202
00:10:06,484 --> 00:10:08,543
Including Lester Aaron.

203
00:10:08,652 --> 00:10:11,621
Lester was a Rough Rider.

204
00:10:11,722 --> 00:10:14,623
Please, heroes, on your feet.

205
00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:49,281
Can you close the door?

206
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You're letting the air out.

207
00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:53,019
Those look delicious.

208
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,757
It's not the club,

209
00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:57,356
but at least you know
I washed my hands.

210
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How are things in the circus?

211
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Damn serious.

212
00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:03,604
What is this?

213
00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:05,140
J&B.

214
00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:06,675
The network sent me a case.

215
00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:09,405
This is why I don't have a TV.

216
00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:11,705
You want something else?

217
00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,009
He'll suffer through it.

218
00:11:13,117 --> 00:11:14,448
Do you know where you're summering?

219
00:11:14,552 --> 00:11:16,417
We were thinking Point O'Woods.

220
00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:18,749
I have to work, though.

221
00:11:18,856 --> 00:11:21,757
Mother's going to expect you on Fishers.

222
00:11:21,859 --> 00:11:24,123
I see her crossing the widow's walk
with an eye to the sea.

223
00:11:24,228 --> 00:11:25,286
Peter.

224
00:11:25,396 --> 00:11:27,091
I was on the phone
with her the other day,

225
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and you were all she talked about.

226
00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:31,590
- Really?
- No. I'm kidding.

227
00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:35,603
I don't think I know
what's funny about that.

228
00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:37,139
Judy, would you help me
with the corn?

229
00:11:39,243 --> 00:11:40,642
Now, listen. Don't scrimp.

230
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,109
Take a vacation.

231
00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:44,010
Don't Trudy's folks have
some incredible vacation spread?

232
00:11:44,114 --> 00:11:46,548
It's not about the money, Bud.

233
00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:48,641
I'm very important to the agency.

234
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,185
My absence is felt.

235
00:11:51,622 --> 00:11:53,886
Yes. Well.

236
00:11:55,693 --> 00:11:58,253
Let's see how
the Ottomanelli Brothers treated us.

237
00:12:01,432 --> 00:12:05,095
And here's Annette Fogel
ready for the playa.

238
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,227
That's Spanish for beach, gentlemen,

239
00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:09,135
and that's where you'll want to be.

240
00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:14,005
If something sportier
is what you're looking for,

241
00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:16,341
- check out...
- I have to go.

242
00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:17,573
...last year's singles champion.

243
00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:19,876
Really? You're really going?

244
00:12:19,984 --> 00:12:22,646
I wouldn't think you'd want to leave this.

245
00:12:22,753 --> 00:12:24,550
People will be working. I should stop by.

246
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,179
Okay.

247
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:29,521
You're going to miss the sparklers.

248
00:12:29,627 --> 00:12:31,322
Call me from the emergency room.

249
00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:34,022
Oh, and this delight, Judy Sawyer,

250
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is ready for the beaches of California,

251
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:40,892
where she loves to do the Watusi.

252
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:53,010
Room 301.

253
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Hello.

254
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You're there. Good.

255
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,380
Yes.

256
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,791
But there's been a change of plans.

257
00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:06,658
I'm spending the day with my son.

258
00:13:06,764 --> 00:13:08,095
We're going to the beach.

259
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,756
Your son?

260
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,266
He's 18.

261
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:16,233
I don't know why
I never brought him up.

262
00:13:19,476 --> 00:13:22,104
Jimmy will be at the Beverly Hills
for the next ten days.

263
00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:24,703
Los Angeles. That's far away.

264
00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:28,114
No. It's some club in Kentucky.

265
00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:29,685
Still far away.

266
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:34,383
I could stay out at the beach,
and you could join.

267
00:13:34,491 --> 00:13:36,049
You never saw it.

268
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,593
Don't do that.

269
00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:40,027
What? You never think about it?

270
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,064
No.

271
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,431
I do. All the time.

272
00:13:45,536 --> 00:13:49,233
The car on its side,
your body crushing me.

273
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,865
I don't know why I think about it.

274
00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:53,237
Maybe I do.

275
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:55,939
I'll call you.

276
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,911
I'd like that.

277
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,548
Morning.

278
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,848
Hello.

279
00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:13,184
I ran that "Thanks, Clearasil" thing
by my father-in-law.

280
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,382
He loved it.

281
00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:16,118
I'm glad.

282
00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:19,457
The libraries were closed yesterday.

283
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:20,723
What did you do?

284
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:21,923
I was working,

285
00:15:22,032 --> 00:15:23,260
and then there was a barbecue.

286
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,356
It was too hot.

287
00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:25,799
It was too hot.

288
00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:28,428
Trudy and I saw Liberty Valance.

289
00:15:28,539 --> 00:15:29,938
It goes along for a while,

290
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,439
and then it takes a turn

291
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,407
and ends up exactly where
you thought it was going.

292
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:36,104
John Wayne shot him.

293
00:15:36,213 --> 00:15:38,181
Have you seen it yet?

294
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:40,580
It's okay. You saved me 50 cents.

295
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,777
I'm sorry. I hate people who do that.

296
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,721
I know you don't like the line.

297
00:15:46,824 --> 00:15:50,419
Look, it's all about keeping
your father-in-law happy.

298
00:15:50,527 --> 00:15:52,791
I do my job, you do yours.

299
00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:55,587
What's that supposed to mean?

300
00:15:55,699 --> 00:15:57,690
Nothing.

301
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,467
Just play with it.

302
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:02,561
Okay?

303
00:16:05,943 --> 00:16:07,501
So you're still out there in Brooklyn?

304
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:08,703
Yes.

305
00:16:08,812 --> 00:16:10,905
Where again?

306
00:16:11,014 --> 00:16:12,504
Marine Park?

307
00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:14,277
No, I moved a while ago.

308
00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:16,716
I'm on my second apartment,
in Prospect Park.

309
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,981
East 83rd Street.

310
00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:20,784
It's a ghost town.

311
00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:23,485
But my brother came to my cookout.

312
00:16:23,594 --> 00:16:24,925
Who were you with?

313
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:28,020
My family.

314
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,622
Pete, look, I really do
have a lot of work to do.

315
00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:31,758
Of course.

316
00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:35,637
Let me know where you land.

317
00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:45,479
How was your day off?

318
00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:47,379
Restful.

319
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,111
I went to the beach.

320
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,379
Too much, I see.

321
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,580
I got it behind my knees.

322
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,680
I couldn't sit down.

323
00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:56,156
Morning.

324
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,228
Good morning, Mr. Sterling.

325
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:03,366
Has your wife seen that yet?

326
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:07,126
Do me a favor.
Let me be there when it happens.

327
00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:08,363
Is that why you're here?

328
00:17:08,472 --> 00:17:10,303
Concerned for my well-being?

329
00:17:10,407 --> 00:17:12,967
Here's your cigarette. Be on your way.

330
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,873
But wait. There's more.

331
00:17:14,978 --> 00:17:17,344
You are going to have lunch with Duck.

332
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:19,176
Perhaps on a train car,

333
00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:21,581
because I want you to sign an armistice
on American Airlines.

334
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,585
What are you talking about?

335
00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:25,211
I've been in the meetings.

336
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:28,553
Errol Flynn is gone,
and so is my taste for swordplay.

337
00:17:28,659 --> 00:17:29,853
You two need to put them away.

338
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,928
I have.

339
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,291
I've been married for over 20 years.

340
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:36,195
I know the difference between a spat
and spending a month on the couch.

341
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,824
Don't go to bed angry.

342
00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:49,011
Two hot chocolates.

343
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,779
I don't want it.

344
00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:53,440
Sure you do.

345
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,381
It's good when it's hot
to drink something hot.

346
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:58,283
If you continued with the Scouts,
you would have learned that.

347
00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:01,824
Patty, you can use the phone,
but Miss Morrison works for me, not you.

348
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,550
Daddy has a morning meeting.

349
00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:07,221
There's a food cart.
It'll be here in 20 minutes.

350
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:09,492
No scraps for Chauncey.

351
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,966
I have money. I have $150.

352
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,161
Mark.

353
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,362
That's good.

354
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:16,336
How did you get that tidy sum?

355
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,408
Mr. Reeve gave it to me.

356
00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:19,839
And why would he do that?

357
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,440
Because he wants us to be happy
when he marries Mom.

358
00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:31,716
We all want you to be happy.

359
00:18:31,822 --> 00:18:34,256
And whatever his intentions,
it's very generous.

360
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:36,417
He already asked her.

361
00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:39,086
Well.

362
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:44,357
You must have known eventually

363
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,699
that your mother and I
might be starting new lives.

364
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,931
We understand. We don't care.

365
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,304
It's not easy for her.

366
00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:55,708
With you away at St. Paul's now,
she's lost her man of the house.

367
00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:58,403
Franklin Reeve is a good man.

368
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,548
Mom's going to stick you with Chauncey.

369
00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:02,846
What?

370
00:19:02,953 --> 00:19:05,114
We're supposed to say good-bye to him.

371
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,122
She can't make you do that.

372
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:08,691
Dad, he's your dog.

373
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:09,884
And I've learned to live without him

374
00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:11,961
so you two kids
could have some consistency.

375
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,327
Frank's allergic.

376
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:29,343
Your mother will be here in a half an hour.

377
00:19:39,623 --> 00:19:40,783
Where are we?

378
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:42,791
We had an interesting idea.

379
00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:46,053
We?

380
00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:47,323
Are you on Playtex?

381
00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:49,695
He wants to get credit for his idea.

382
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,199
You sure about that?

383
00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:55,601
Well, we went out the other night,
after the meeting...

384
00:19:55,706 --> 00:19:57,901
you know, a little extra hours after hours...

385
00:19:58,008 --> 00:19:59,407
and I looked around the bar.

386
00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:00,942
We all did.

387
00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:02,068
From what I understand,

388
00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:05,842
Playtex has an amazing bra,
but it doesn't take you anywhere.

389
00:20:05,949 --> 00:20:07,041
Well put.

390
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,879
So I was thinking.

391
00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:11,180
Women right now
already have a fantasy,

392
00:20:11,288 --> 00:20:13,153
and it's not going up the Nile.

393
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:15,156
It's right here in America.

394
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:18,352
Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.

395
00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:19,929
Every single woman is one of them.

396
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,361
Watch this.

397
00:20:26,903 --> 00:20:28,029
Jackie.

398
00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:30,868
Marilyn.

399
00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:32,464
Jackie.

400
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,635
Marilyn...

401
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:37,771
Well, Marilyn's really a Joan,
not the other way around.

402
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:48,253
That is an idea
and an impressive presentation.

403
00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:51,452
Well, you always say
it's a 24-hour-a-day job.

404
00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:53,722
Apparently, I've already signed off on it.

405
00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:02,803
I don't know if all women
are a Jackie or a Marilyn.

406
00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:04,703
Maybe men see them that way.

407
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,537
Bras are for men.

408
00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:09,407
Women want to see themselves
the way men see them.

409
00:21:09,513 --> 00:21:11,708
You're a Jackie or a Marilyn...

410
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,180
a line and a curve.

411
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:14,750
Nothing goes better together.

412
00:21:14,851 --> 00:21:16,546
Which do you think I am?

413
00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:18,120
Gertrude Stein.

414
00:21:20,457 --> 00:21:21,549
I would say you're more classical,

415
00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:23,216
Hellenic.

416
00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:24,725
Irene Dunne.

417
00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:27,922
I love Irene Dunne.

418
00:21:28,031 --> 00:21:30,295
Peggy, you're going
to have company on this.

419
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,163
Congratulations, Kinsey.

420
00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:34,703
You forced your way onto an account.

421
00:21:35,906 --> 00:21:37,874
Mr. Phillips is here.

422
00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:40,103
Sorry I'm late.

423
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,677
Get back. Out.

424
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,473
Who's the new account man?

425
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,276
It's Chauncey. Sorry about that.

426
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:49,614
Listen, any idea
when I can schedule Playtex?

427
00:21:49,719 --> 00:21:50,811
We're laying track.

428
00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:52,752
I think you can bring
the train in tomorrow.

429
00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:54,323
Something new, I hope.

430
00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:56,688
Can I drop some crumbs, at least?

431
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,159
Two sides of one woman...

432
00:21:59,262 --> 00:22:01,992
Jackie by day, Marilyn by night.

433
00:22:02,098 --> 00:22:03,963
Maybe it's two girls.

434
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:05,932
But definitely two flavors...

435
00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,230
vanilla and cherry.

436
00:22:07,337 --> 00:22:08,702
Sounds good.

437
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,500
Don, your girl says you're free for lunch.

438
00:22:10,607 --> 00:22:12,336
She's in charge.

439
00:22:12,442 --> 00:22:13,534
Come on, Chauncey.

440
00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:15,837
Come on.

441
00:22:17,247 --> 00:22:19,579
Thought you all were listening.
Let's go.

442
00:22:21,351 --> 00:22:22,318
Freddie.

443
00:22:22,419 --> 00:22:23,886
What, sweetheart?

444
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,921
I wish you would have told me
you were going to work Tuesday night.

445
00:22:30,026 --> 00:22:31,050
If you have something better,

446
00:22:31,161 --> 00:22:32,492
I'll run it by Don.

447
00:22:32,596 --> 00:22:34,393
He already likes that.

448
00:22:34,497 --> 00:22:36,328
Yes, he does.

449
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,798
Isn't that our goal?

450
00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,561
I'm not saying I had a better idea,

451
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,661
but now I'm not even a part of it.

452
00:22:42,772 --> 00:22:44,330
All I had to do was be in that bar.

453
00:22:44,441 --> 00:22:47,239
Believe me,
you didn't want to be in that bar.

454
00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:48,777
The work's done.

455
00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:51,370
Now go write me some titillating copy.

456
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,994
Mr. Draper is here to see you.

457
00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:07,358
Send him in.

458
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,697
Are you coming by to pick me up?

459
00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:14,565
No.

460
00:23:14,671 --> 00:23:18,402
It's just I wasn't really planning
on coming back after lunch.

461
00:23:18,508 --> 00:23:20,908
Any way we can have
this conversation now?

462
00:23:21,011 --> 00:23:22,410
Conversation?

463
00:23:22,512 --> 00:23:25,072
Roger told me it was
just a friendly lunch.

464
00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:27,976
I know.

465
00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:29,312
People start giving you things.

466
00:23:29,419 --> 00:23:30,852
They think it's cute.

467
00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:33,013
I've got a crate of that crap somewhere.

468
00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:38,584
That's quite a playing field you have there.

469
00:23:38,695 --> 00:23:40,686
I don't like anything on it but ashes.

470
00:23:42,565 --> 00:23:44,931
I thought maybe your secretary
was better than mine.

471
00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:47,560
Nobody's secretary's better than yours.

472
00:23:47,671 --> 00:23:50,037
You creative directors.

473
00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:55,838
All I can say is it's been hard
to figure things out around here.

474
00:23:55,946 --> 00:23:58,005
Eighteen months in?

475
00:23:58,114 --> 00:23:59,877
We can't be that unusual.

476
00:23:59,983 --> 00:24:02,474
I'm doing the job you hired me to do.

477
00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:05,213
I tell people that Sterling Cooper
is the only place to be.

478
00:24:05,322 --> 00:24:08,223
You've been pitching more to me
than you have to clients.

479
00:24:08,325 --> 00:24:09,724
What does that mean?

480
00:24:09,826 --> 00:24:13,421
It means you've been
selling their ideas to me

481
00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:14,861
more than mine to them.

482
00:24:19,436 --> 00:24:22,234
When I was in the Marine Corps,
I missed duty.

483
00:24:22,339 --> 00:24:24,136
Fell down the steps or something.

484
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,200
My squad leader covered,
but then I confessed to the men.

485
00:24:29,312 --> 00:24:34,011
He laid down some rifle fire for me,
and I acted like I didn't need it.

486
00:24:34,117 --> 00:24:36,278
That's not the situation
I want to be in here.

487
00:24:36,386 --> 00:24:39,287
So what, you're covering for me?

488
00:24:39,389 --> 00:24:41,152
Who am I in this story?

489
00:24:41,257 --> 00:24:42,690
I'm grateful, Don.

490
00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:45,283
If you hadn't brought me in,
where would I be?

491
00:24:45,395 --> 00:24:47,693
Some fifth wheel at McCann?

492
00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:50,595
Look, I did everything I could
for you on American Airlines.

493
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,634
It was a risk worth taking.

494
00:24:52,736 --> 00:24:54,601
People think of us differently.

495
00:24:54,704 --> 00:24:56,569
What do you want me to say?

496
00:24:56,673 --> 00:24:58,072
That we're on the same team?

497
00:24:58,174 --> 00:24:59,766
That I love being in your unit?

498
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:02,344
Sarge, I'm scared?

499
00:25:02,445 --> 00:25:05,278
You have an "I told you so," okay?

500
00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:07,407
Can we move forward?

501
00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:09,542
I'm the one that looks bad.

502
00:25:09,652 --> 00:25:11,313
It hasn't hurt the company.

503
00:25:16,426 --> 00:25:17,484
Yes.

504
00:25:17,594 --> 00:25:18,788
Of course we can.

505
00:25:21,765 --> 00:25:23,892
And I will tell Roger we had lunch.

506
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,491
Well. Good, then.

507
00:25:26,603 --> 00:25:27,695
Okay.

508
00:25:45,455 --> 00:25:47,423
Where did you come from?

509
00:25:49,592 --> 00:25:51,150
You don't want to know.

510
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:02,128
Wait.

511
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,574
I love it.

512
00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:09,509
I'm warm and I'm cold.

513
00:26:12,415 --> 00:26:13,939
What time is it?

514
00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:21,186
A little after 4.

515
00:26:22,659 --> 00:26:24,354
I have to get ready.

516
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,393
Where are you going?

517
00:26:27,497 --> 00:26:29,055
My daughter's in a play.

518
00:26:29,165 --> 00:26:31,690
Daughter?

519
00:26:31,801 --> 00:26:33,234
Is that everyone?

520
00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:36,835
She's at Sarah Lawrence.

521
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,904
How much preparation do you need?

522
00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:51,250
You don't want me to go.

523
00:26:52,522 --> 00:26:55,184
I took the afternoon off.

524
00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,656
For me?

525
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:06,000
You're a lion, aren't you?

526
00:27:07,237 --> 00:27:09,228
Now I know what you like.

527
00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:13,406
You can go.

528
00:27:14,477 --> 00:27:16,001
I know I can.

529
00:27:18,314 --> 00:27:21,044
Do you want to stay here?

530
00:27:21,151 --> 00:27:22,948
Watch TV?

531
00:27:23,052 --> 00:27:25,213
Go through my things?

532
00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:30,784
I would never leave you alone in my place.

533
00:27:30,894 --> 00:27:32,987
Yes, you would.

534
00:27:33,096 --> 00:27:35,189
Stay.

535
00:27:35,298 --> 00:27:36,560
Relax.

536
00:27:38,668 --> 00:27:40,761
Believe me, I'm the same way.

537
00:27:43,239 --> 00:27:46,265
It has to come out somewhere.

538
00:27:51,514 --> 00:27:54,677
I'll get you out in time
for dinner, I promise.

539
00:27:54,784 --> 00:27:56,251
What's going on?

540
00:27:58,888 --> 00:27:59,980
You here to audition?

541
00:28:00,089 --> 00:28:01,989
No one told me about this.

542
00:28:02,091 --> 00:28:04,821
I'm taking pictures.
You can look at the pictures.

543
00:28:04,928 --> 00:28:06,486
I didn't know you'd want to come.

544
00:28:06,596 --> 00:28:08,928
Is Paul in there?

545
00:28:09,032 --> 00:28:10,761
A lot of guys are in there.

546
00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,334
You can come in if you want.

547
00:28:12,435 --> 00:28:16,166
No. I'm just surprised
because I have an eye for this.

548
00:28:16,272 --> 00:28:17,705
Don't worry about Kinsey.

549
00:28:17,807 --> 00:28:19,707
I won't let him put anything together
without you.

550
00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:22,211
Who's next?

551
00:28:33,623 --> 00:28:34,783
Hey, girl.

552
00:28:37,126 --> 00:28:38,753
You look lost.

553
00:28:38,861 --> 00:28:40,021
Chauncey.

554
00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:41,357
Here he is.

555
00:28:41,464 --> 00:28:42,988
I apologize, Chauncey.

556
00:28:43,099 --> 00:28:45,090
I thought you were a girl.

557
00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:46,634
Beautiful dog.

558
00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:47,634
Where have you been hiding him?

559
00:28:47,737 --> 00:28:50,638
I made my wife give him back to me.

560
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,469
Missed him too much.

561
00:28:52,575 --> 00:28:54,042
I like dogs.

562
00:28:54,143 --> 00:28:55,405
Dogs are better than wives.

563
00:28:55,511 --> 00:28:56,671
Never a problem communicating.

564
00:28:56,779 --> 00:28:59,805
I like having one in the office.

565
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,214
Makes us look more easygoing,

566
00:29:02,318 --> 00:29:04,946
friendly, you know, to clients.

567
00:29:05,054 --> 00:29:06,351
Maybe I'll bring one in, too.

568
00:29:06,456 --> 00:29:08,219
What breed do you have?

569
00:29:08,324 --> 00:29:10,690
I don't have one.

570
00:29:10,793 --> 00:29:12,624
I was going to get one for the office.

571
00:29:13,930 --> 00:29:15,522
I don't think that's a good idea.

572
00:29:15,632 --> 00:29:17,566
Good night, Campbell.

573
00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:18,793
Come on, Chauncey.

574
00:29:42,425 --> 00:29:44,950
What were you doing
in Sterling Cooper?

575
00:29:45,061 --> 00:29:47,393
There was a casting call for Playtex.

576
00:29:47,497 --> 00:29:48,623
Right.

577
00:29:48,731 --> 00:29:52,462
The fellas are calling it the bra-ditions.

578
00:29:52,568 --> 00:29:54,433
That's funny.

579
00:29:54,537 --> 00:29:55,799
You work there?

580
00:29:55,905 --> 00:29:57,600
I do.

581
00:29:57,707 --> 00:30:00,107
Want me to find out how it went?

582
00:30:00,209 --> 00:30:03,178
I already know. Not well.

583
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,804
I find that hard to believe.

584
00:30:05,915 --> 00:30:07,883
Well, they fall in love
with a picture of you,

585
00:30:07,984 --> 00:30:10,009
and then you come in,
and they're disappointed.

586
00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:14,249
But it doesn't make any sense
because all they need is a picture.

587
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,826
I didn't bring my camera with me,

588
00:30:17,927 --> 00:30:20,589
but I can't imagine it
being better than this.

589
00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:24,993
I don't know. Maybe I look tired.

590
00:30:25,101 --> 00:30:27,626
I just flew back from working in London.

591
00:30:27,737 --> 00:30:29,466
London?

592
00:30:32,642 --> 00:30:33,609
What's your name?

593
00:30:37,747 --> 00:30:39,180
Peter Campbell.

594
00:30:40,616 --> 00:30:42,982
Oh, my. Account executive.

595
00:31:01,537 --> 00:31:03,596
I love the taste of Scotch.

596
00:31:08,578 --> 00:31:10,011
Thank you.

597
00:31:13,049 --> 00:31:15,176
Stop. Turn around.

598
00:31:15,284 --> 00:31:16,478
Let me look at you.

599
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,485
When I first saw you,

600
00:31:23,593 --> 00:31:25,185
I thought you were foreign.

601
00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:27,819
Really? Is that right?

602
00:31:29,899 --> 00:31:31,389
Hold that.

603
00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:35,994
I have company.

604
00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:42,711
I'll be right back.

605
00:32:01,531 --> 00:32:02,691
Who was that?

606
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:04,824
- My mother.
- Really?

607
00:32:04,934 --> 00:32:06,561
What, you didn't think I had a mother?

608
00:32:06,669 --> 00:32:09,160
It's okay.

609
00:32:21,184 --> 00:32:22,276
Hold on.

610
00:32:30,059 --> 00:32:33,392
Up the long, delirious, burning blue,

611
00:32:33,496 --> 00:32:37,660
I topped the windswept
heights with easy grace

612
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:41,635
where never lark or even eagle flew.

613
00:32:44,574 --> 00:32:47,509
And while with silent lifting mind

614
00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:50,306
I strode the high untrespassed

615
00:32:50,413 --> 00:32:53,439
sanctity of space,

616
00:32:53,549 --> 00:32:55,676
put out my hand,

617
00:32:55,785 --> 00:32:59,881
and touched the face of God.

618
00:33:46,269 --> 00:33:47,964
You want me to fix you something?

619
00:33:49,639 --> 00:33:50,833
What's that?

620
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:52,168
Cereal.

621
00:33:52,275 --> 00:33:53,640
No. That.

622
00:33:55,545 --> 00:33:56,842
Do you like it?

623
00:33:56,946 --> 00:33:59,107
I bought it at the auction.

624
00:33:59,215 --> 00:34:01,410
Can I speak to you a minute?

625
00:34:07,356 --> 00:34:08,687
What? What's wrong?

626
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,281
Where are you going in that?

627
00:34:10,393 --> 00:34:12,190
Swimming.

628
00:34:12,295 --> 00:34:14,889
You asked me if I like it. I don't.

629
00:34:14,997 --> 00:34:16,521
What are you talking about?

630
00:34:16,632 --> 00:34:19,465
I'm talking about
a 15-year-old lifeguard.

631
00:34:19,569 --> 00:34:21,002
I'm talking about
a bunch of tennis pros,

632
00:34:21,103 --> 00:34:23,731
not to mention all those loafing
millionaires taking the summer off.

633
00:34:23,839 --> 00:34:25,830
- Do you want to be ogled?
- Oh, Don.

634
00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:27,705
Everybody bought one at the auction.

635
00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:29,641
It's desperate.

636
00:34:33,749 --> 00:34:35,011
I didn't know that.

637
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:38,416
I have to go.

638
00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:39,852
See you tonight.

639
00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:53,564
Joan, there you are.

640
00:34:53,669 --> 00:34:56,331
Are you aware that I'm
on the Playtex account?

641
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:57,463
What about it?

642
00:34:57,573 --> 00:35:01,009
Please tell the girls
I am to be included in all the memos.

643
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,907
Sure. For a moment there,

644
00:35:03,012 --> 00:35:05,708
I thought you were just another person
coming to ask me about my brassiere.

645
00:35:05,815 --> 00:35:07,783
Why aren't I on the list?

646
00:35:09,118 --> 00:35:10,415
I don't know what to tell you.

647
00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:12,384
I'm not involved in that.

648
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:17,152
There's business going on,
and I'm not invited.

649
00:35:17,259 --> 00:35:18,556
I'm a good drinker.

650
00:35:18,661 --> 00:35:20,686
What are you asking me?

651
00:35:20,796 --> 00:35:22,388
You know how this office works.

652
00:35:22,498 --> 00:35:24,090
Parts of it.

653
00:35:25,134 --> 00:35:26,066
Forget it.

654
00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:28,363
I've never had your job.

655
00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:30,234
I've never wanted it.

656
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,068
You're in their country.

657
00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:33,937
Learn to speak the language.

658
00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:35,874
You don't talk that way.

659
00:35:35,978 --> 00:35:38,071
I don't need to.

660
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:40,648
And honestly,

661
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,615
you've never listened to a word I've said.

662
00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,984
You want to be taken seriously?

663
00:35:47,089 --> 00:35:49,148
Stop dressing like a little girl.

664
00:35:53,062 --> 00:35:56,589
Jacqueline Kennedy,
Marilyn Monroe.

665
00:35:56,699 --> 00:35:58,599
Women have feelings
about these women

666
00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:00,191
because men do.

667
00:36:00,302 --> 00:36:03,965
Because we want both,
they want to be both.

668
00:36:04,073 --> 00:36:07,270
It's about how they want
to be seen by us...

669
00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,401
their husbands, their boyfriends,

670
00:36:09,512 --> 00:36:10,911
their friends' husbands.

671
00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,573
Here's the idea, very simply.

672
00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:15,651
The bra is called the Harlequin.

673
00:36:15,751 --> 00:36:18,777
In fit and form,
it should be your very best.

674
00:36:18,888 --> 00:36:21,755
It comes in black and white.

675
00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:27,925
Jackie, Marilyn.

676
00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:30,089
Same incredible fit,

677
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,326
two different women.

678
00:36:32,435 --> 00:36:34,596
And the beauty of it is
it's the same woman,

679
00:36:34,704 --> 00:36:36,103
the same model.

680
00:36:36,205 --> 00:36:37,672
Look at that. It is.

681
00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:39,798
And even if you don't notice it,

682
00:36:39,909 --> 00:36:41,103
you still get a bit of an "Aha"

683
00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:42,404
when you read the copy.

684
00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,308
"Nothing fits both sides of a woman

685
00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:46,847
better than Playtex."

686
00:36:49,085 --> 00:36:52,179
It's a very impressive idea, Don.

687
00:36:52,288 --> 00:36:53,380
I like the girl.

688
00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:56,754
So will your customers.

689
00:36:56,859 --> 00:36:58,383
It's a very flattering mirror.

690
00:36:58,494 --> 00:37:00,962
This definitely moves you
into Maidenform's neighborhood.

691
00:37:02,732 --> 00:37:05,200
But sales have been so good

692
00:37:05,301 --> 00:37:07,735
when we talk about
how well our brassieres fit.

693
00:37:07,837 --> 00:37:11,102
I don't know what to say.

694
00:37:11,207 --> 00:37:13,903
We were talking in the cab
on the way over.

695
00:37:14,009 --> 00:37:18,036
Let Maidenform have
women's imaginations.

696
00:37:18,147 --> 00:37:20,206
We'll take their money.

697
00:37:21,984 --> 00:37:23,474
I couldn't have said it better myself.

698
00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:26,419
Well, I apologize for the goose chase.

699
00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:29,453
We're very sorry.

700
00:37:29,558 --> 00:37:32,186
No one else can have
this campaign, right?

701
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,818
It's yours.

702
00:37:33,929 --> 00:37:35,294
We'll keep it on file for you.

703
00:37:37,032 --> 00:37:38,260
A pleasure.

704
00:37:38,367 --> 00:37:39,925
- Thanks again.
- Thanks for coming in.

705
00:37:41,403 --> 00:37:43,769
That was a waste of inspiration.

706
00:37:43,873 --> 00:37:46,103
These people.

707
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,233
Don't worry. It's not your fault.

708
00:37:48,344 --> 00:37:50,141
They made up their minds
on the way over.

709
00:37:50,246 --> 00:37:51,873
Why put up a fight?

710
00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:54,643
I think we bought
a couple years of security.

711
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,240
If they ever decide
they want to go that way,

712
00:37:56,352 --> 00:37:57,546
they know we can do it.

713
00:37:59,722 --> 00:38:02,520
Listen, we would love
to show our appreciation

714
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,115
by entertaining
you gentlemen tonight.

715
00:38:04,226 --> 00:38:06,285
And you can put it on our bill.

716
00:38:06,395 --> 00:38:08,761
Make sure Don knows he's invited.

717
00:38:08,864 --> 00:38:10,092
Where should we go?

718
00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:11,188
Surprise us.

719
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:14,235
If we were to take you
to see some girls in their underwear,

720
00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:15,928
would you feel like you're at work?

721
00:38:16,038 --> 00:38:17,767
No. That sounds good.

722
00:38:17,873 --> 00:38:19,864
Well, let us clear the decks.

723
00:38:19,975 --> 00:38:21,237
6:30 at the Tom-Tom.

724
00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:23,277
That's on 44th and 8th.

725
00:38:23,379 --> 00:38:25,973
We will be there,
and the tab will be open.

726
00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:29,073
I'm going to go tell Campbell.

727
00:38:29,185 --> 00:38:30,243
Take care.

728
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:31,319
Good to see you.

729
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:32,648
- See you there.
- Bye-bye.

730
00:38:50,573 --> 00:38:51,597
Mr. Phillips.

731
00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:54,073
We have artwork
in the evening papers, son,

732
00:38:54,176 --> 00:38:55,200
and I don't have them.

733
00:38:55,311 --> 00:38:56,801
Someone's supposed
to put them on my desk,

734
00:38:56,912 --> 00:38:57,810
Friday or not.

735
00:38:57,913 --> 00:38:59,107
Should I get some?

736
00:38:59,215 --> 00:39:00,682
What do you think?

737
00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:03,713
I'll be right back.

738
00:40:20,329 --> 00:40:24,197
It's flattering to be able
to keep you interested.

739
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,824
Stop talking.

740
00:40:49,058 --> 00:40:52,221
Why don't you want me to talk?

741
00:40:52,328 --> 00:40:55,058
You know you want me to.

742
00:40:55,164 --> 00:40:56,597
Do I?

743
00:40:56,699 --> 00:40:58,326
You do.

744
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,047
Touch me.

745
00:41:13,148 --> 00:41:14,775
No.

746
00:41:23,325 --> 00:41:24,883
Don't stop torturing me.

747
00:41:26,462 --> 00:41:28,930
I want the full Don Draper treatment.

748
00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:30,430
You're spoiling the mood.

749
00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:32,591
I wanted it, and I got it,

750
00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,328
and it's better than they said.

751
00:41:35,604 --> 00:41:36,832
What?

752
00:41:39,274 --> 00:41:41,299
Have no fear.

753
00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,810
You're known as a connoisseur.

754
00:41:45,414 --> 00:41:46,813
You have lots of fans.

755
00:41:46,915 --> 00:41:49,315
Are you talking about me?

756
00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:51,113
I wasn't, no.

757
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,414
Well, who was?

758
00:41:52,521 --> 00:41:53,715
What?

759
00:41:57,292 --> 00:41:58,259
Who?

760
00:41:59,495 --> 00:42:02,055
Sarah Tierney at Random House.

761
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:08,927
I don't know who you're talking about.

762
00:42:09,038 --> 00:42:10,733
Stop.

763
00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:15,202
This is nobody's maiden voyage here,

764
00:42:15,310 --> 00:42:16,641
handsome.

765
00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:21,182
You have a reputation.

766
00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:23,949
Enjoy it.

767
00:42:32,361 --> 00:42:35,660
Does it make you feel better
to think that I'm like you?

768
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:48,974
My goodness.

769
00:42:49,078 --> 00:42:50,773
Gloves come off.

770
00:42:58,954 --> 00:43:00,478
I like this.

771
00:43:00,589 --> 00:43:02,580
You want to blindfold me?

772
00:43:07,729 --> 00:43:09,697
What are you doing?

773
00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:11,060
Are you going?

774
00:43:15,304 --> 00:43:17,636
I told you to stop talking.

775
00:43:29,051 --> 00:43:30,211
Thank you.

776
00:43:54,209 --> 00:43:56,234
People are going to think
you're the mayor.

777
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:14,620
Hey, look, it's Peggy.

778
00:44:14,730 --> 00:44:16,357
What are you doing here?

779
00:44:16,465 --> 00:44:18,057
I don't know.
I heard we were celebrating.

780
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,498
I thought I'd stop by.

781
00:44:19,601 --> 00:44:20,966
Did you now?

782
00:44:21,069 --> 00:44:22,832
- Stay for one drink.
- Okay.

783
00:44:22,938 --> 00:44:25,805
You're staying all night, honey.

784
00:44:25,908 --> 00:44:27,842
Now you got the best seat
in the house.

785
00:44:27,943 --> 00:44:30,173
Tell me what you want for Christmas.

786
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:38,648
Yeah!

787
00:45:34,676 --> 00:45:37,042
What do you want for breakfast?

788
00:45:37,145 --> 00:45:38,442
Grapefruit.

789
00:45:50,692 --> 00:45:52,216
Hey, Daddy.

790
00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:54,284
Hey, you.

791
00:46:03,605 --> 00:46:05,038
I'm not going to talk.

792
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,404
I don't want you to cut yourself.

793
00:46:32,134 --> 00:46:34,295
Are you okay, Daddy?

794
00:46:37,205 --> 00:46:38,194
You know what, Sally?

795
00:46:38,307 --> 00:46:40,400
I think you better leave me alone.

796
00:47:17,012 --> 00:47:19,310
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