1 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:32,485 Mad Men 2x1 For Those Who Think Young 2 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:44,007 Come on, everybody! Clap your hands! Ah, you're lookin'good! 3 00:00:45,299 --> 00:00:47,977 I'm gonna sing my song. It won't take long. 4 00:00:48,462 --> 00:00:51,278 We're gonna do the twist, and it goes like this. 5 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,033 Come on, let's twist again 6 00:00:54,153 --> 00:00:56,663 Like we did last summer 7 00:00:56,783 --> 00:00:59,739 Yeah, let's twist again 8 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:02,357 Like we did last year 9 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,669 Do you remember when 10 00:01:05,789 --> 00:01:08,085 Things were really hummin'? 12 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:11,228 Yeah, let's twist again 13 00:01:11,348 --> 00:01:13,772 Twistin'time is here Hee, 14 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:19,992 around and around And up and down we go again 15 00:01:20,825 --> 00:01:24,337 Oh, baby, make me know you love me so 16 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:28,174 again And then Twist again... 17 00:01:29,648 --> 00:01:30,898 Sit up straight. 18 00:01:33,091 --> 00:01:35,249 Heels down. Lock your hands. 19 00:01:38,178 --> 00:01:39,442 Good girl. 20 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:44,129 There we go. 21 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,756 Now, if you can step over here. 22 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:59,017 - You're a big one. - Thank you, Lilly. 23 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,137 Have a seat. 24 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:08,648 So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time. 25 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:10,979 I eat a lot of apples. 26 00:02:12,353 --> 00:02:13,985 What is it with you boys? 27 00:02:14,374 --> 00:02:17,465 Why does it take an insurance physical to get you in here? 28 00:02:31,038 --> 00:02:32,388 What's the number? 29 00:02:33,263 --> 00:02:35,487 Because that will mean something to you? 30 00:02:35,607 --> 00:02:39,036 It's 160 over 100, which is high for boys our age. 31 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,384 Tell me about your parents. Living or deceased? 32 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,979 - Dead. Both. - Ages? 33 00:02:45,357 --> 00:02:48,540 My dad was 41, 42. He died in an accident, 34 00:02:48,989 --> 00:02:51,139 and my mother died in childbirth. 35 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,159 She was 22, I think. 36 00:02:53,512 --> 00:02:56,971 How many drinks do you have a day? Wine, cocktails, beer. 37 00:02:57,538 --> 00:02:59,606 Everything depends on the day. 38 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:01,853 Days of plenty being... 39 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:03,974 Three. 40 00:03:04,599 --> 00:03:07,360 You're a high-powered businessman with a high-tension job. 41 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,180 I'm trying to help you here. 42 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,203 Five. 43 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,925 And two packs a day, but you're cutting down. 44 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:13,845 Yes. 45 00:03:14,071 --> 00:03:15,063 All right. 46 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,830 Any changes in the last year? 47 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,286 - What do you mean? - In your health. 48 00:03:20,881 --> 00:03:23,042 How do you feel when you wake up in the morning? 49 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,539 How do you feel? 50 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:27,168 You live too hard, and not just at the office. 51 00:03:27,737 --> 00:03:29,487 It'll hit you all at once. 52 00:03:32,624 --> 00:03:34,827 Nope. No, I've been 53 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:36,383 I've been good. 54 00:03:37,624 --> 00:03:41,333 All right, I'm gonna write you some resurpine to bring that down 55 00:03:41,453 --> 00:03:43,935 and some Phenobarbital to help you relax. 56 00:03:45,036 --> 00:03:48,642 You're 36 years old. You need to take this seriously. 57 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,562 Buy a boat. 58 00:03:52,763 --> 00:03:53,744 Breathe in. 59 00:03:56,697 --> 00:04:00,131 So I wait for Becky to go play, and I look in her pencil case, 60 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:03,641 and there's almost 20 dimes. She stopped eating lunch. 61 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:05,708 I hate the dishonesty. 62 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:08,209 You should be glad she watches what she eats. 63 00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:10,378 That's the truth. She is slimming down. 64 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:12,362 Good morning, ladies. 65 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:15,117 You want to get off right here? 66 00:04:15,419 --> 00:04:17,689 - You can go right to your car. - Non. 67 00:04:22,502 --> 00:04:24,185 He's a prisoner of war. 68 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,232 Because he can't ride. 69 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:28,771 A man that age doesn't suddenly take this up. 70 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:29,904 He's 25. 71 00:04:30,693 --> 00:04:32,243 Did he tell you that? 72 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:33,518 I think so. 73 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,180 He talks to me. 74 00:04:35,555 --> 00:04:38,405 He's engaged. There's no point in being aloof. 75 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,610 I wouldn't know what to talk about. 76 00:04:41,994 --> 00:04:43,344 Aren't you funny? 77 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,150 Are you scandalized? 78 00:04:45,716 --> 00:04:46,516 No. 79 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:48,249 If you must know, 80 00:04:48,531 --> 00:04:51,681 we talk about you and how Gertie has a crush on you. 81 00:04:52,221 --> 00:04:53,391 She's a sadist. 82 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:55,660 I'll see you Saturday. 83 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:59,385 Don't you hate getting manurenure in that? 84 00:04:59,686 --> 00:05:02,136 Little children. What's the difference? 85 00:05:12,797 --> 00:05:15,250 Look, Miss, just tell me where you want it. 86 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:18,988 Okay, take out the lockers and use that wall. 87 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:21,616 The break room? Don't take away the break room. 88 00:05:21,776 --> 00:05:25,995 I'm not taking away anything. Believe me, this machine is a gift to you girls. 89 00:05:26,157 --> 00:05:27,949 Happy Valentine's, girls. 90 00:05:28,819 --> 00:05:30,690 How are you gonna wear that around your neck? 91 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,670 It's much bigger than they said it was. I think it needs an office. 92 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:35,068 Aw, come on. 93 00:05:35,226 --> 00:05:37,776 We're already doubling up. Don't do that. 94 00:05:37,993 --> 00:05:39,883 My roommate works at Ernst & Ernst. 95 00:05:40,003 --> 00:05:42,428 She did her birthday party invitations on this. 96 00:05:42,548 --> 00:05:44,847 - On colored paper. - I told you, Miss, 97 00:05:45,218 --> 00:05:47,468 I'll try as many places as you want. 98 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,173 Maybe we should leave it here for the time being. 99 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:06,839 I don't care. I'm doing this. 100 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:09,683 If you think that if you start eating, we're all gonna join you, 101 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,324 you're wrong. 102 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:14,296 Look, Don's not one to stand on ceremony. 103 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,866 He's not gonna care. 104 00:06:16,283 --> 00:06:18,715 I made it. I knew Draper would be late. 105 00:06:19,176 --> 00:06:21,226 I have some crackers in my desk. 106 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,915 So, burning the midnight oil. 107 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,143 S' all right. 108 00:06:25,263 --> 00:06:28,470 Hope the words are good 'cause he ain't got any artwork. 109 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:32,437 You didn't have time to give it to art? You want to start living here? 110 00:06:32,841 --> 00:06:37,233 I'm supposed to be at The Pen and Pencil by 12:30 every day. I was promised. 111 00:06:37,395 --> 00:06:40,236 Look, Freddie, the eating is the thing. I'm sure you can have a drink. 112 00:06:40,722 --> 00:06:42,571 It's an unspoken agreement. 113 00:06:42,893 --> 00:06:44,343 I got you, Freddie. 114 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,014 Are these all the glasses, Peggy? 115 00:06:49,562 --> 00:06:51,926 I don't know. We have artwork. 116 00:06:56,112 --> 00:06:58,662 Peggy, go see if we can expect Don today. 117 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:07,375 That's a good idea. Draper's not going to yell at her. 118 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,644 You want to be alone with that? 119 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,185 I'm telling you, Draper knocked her up. 120 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:15,394 She goes away for a couple of months, drops about 9 pounds, 8 ounces, 121 00:07:15,514 --> 00:07:16,738 comes back with a job. 122 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:19,312 Don's been screwing me for the last three years. 123 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:20,782 I've got nothing. 124 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,453 What's everybody laughing at? 125 00:07:24,573 --> 00:07:27,950 Oh, the great debate wages on about Peggy Olsen's charmed career. 126 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,483 Fat farm. 127 00:07:30,046 --> 00:07:32,108 I thought we had verification. 128 00:07:34,032 --> 00:07:36,689 Do you have any idea when you'll be expecting Mr. Draper? 129 00:07:36,809 --> 00:07:39,438 Um, I was expecting him at the beginning of work today, 130 00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:42,108 but then he called and said he'd be late. 131 00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:45,388 He said he was going to the movies. Pinocchio. 132 00:07:47,272 --> 00:07:48,222 Thank you. 133 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:56,185 Are you insinuating something? 134 00:07:57,923 --> 00:08:00,817 I wasn't doing anything, I don't think. 135 00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:03,403 Well, I believe that. 136 00:08:03,523 --> 00:08:05,842 I want you to imagine, when you talk about Mr. Draper, 137 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:08,161 that he's standing right behind you, 138 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,165 and think about that whenever you speak of him. 139 00:08:11,285 --> 00:08:15,331 - Are you going to tell on me? - I didn't know. What did I do? 140 00:08:15,493 --> 00:08:19,685 - Do you know where Mr. Draper is? - No, I don't. I think he was joking. 141 00:08:20,783 --> 00:08:21,629 Lois, 142 00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:24,351 do you know where Mr. Draper is? 143 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,113 He's out. 144 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:31,820 Thank you, Lois. 145 00:08:57,634 --> 00:08:58,790 How is it? 146 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:02,452 He wrote some of it here. 147 00:09:02,572 --> 00:09:06,336 Some of it on 23rd Street, some place they tore down. 148 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:10,053 Makes you feel better about sitting in a bar at lunch. 149 00:09:10,173 --> 00:09:13,223 Makes you feel like you're getting something done. 150 00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:15,683 It's all about getting things done. 151 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:19,611 Is it good? 152 00:09:20,973 --> 00:09:22,926 I don't think you'd like it. 153 00:09:30,777 --> 00:09:32,327 You wanted to see me? 154 00:09:32,515 --> 00:09:34,865 I wanted to see that Valentine heart. 155 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,497 On my way out. Anything else? 156 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,458 I'm taking Mona to Lutce. 157 00:09:40,618 --> 00:09:43,544 - Let me hear what the living are up to. - You love her. 158 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:47,048 - What happened to the Jewish doctor? - He's not Jewish. 159 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,717 Not anymore, but he was. Trust me. Is he still a doctor? 160 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:52,512 You sound like a little girl. What do you care? 161 00:09:53,298 --> 00:09:55,131 I wish you every happiness. 162 00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:59,143 I'm well aware this is vicarious. I already said that. 163 00:09:59,305 --> 00:10:01,665 I already know what day he's going to ask me. 164 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:03,186 Huh. Does he know that? 165 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,233 Because I have a feeling there's a penalty for passing that date. 166 00:10:06,962 --> 00:10:08,023 He knows. 167 00:10:10,513 --> 00:10:12,333 Mr. Phillips here to see you. 168 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:14,969 Send him in. 169 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:17,675 Joan. 170 00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:21,285 - Did you girls get my candy? - Yes. It was appreciated 171 00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:23,212 and yet unappreciated. 172 00:10:23,697 --> 00:10:24,794 Anything else? 173 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:26,904 No, thank you, that'll be all. 174 00:10:28,772 --> 00:10:30,078 Got a second? 175 00:10:32,678 --> 00:10:34,931 Nothing good ever started with that sentence. 176 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,501 It's not that. It's Martinson's Coffee. 177 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:40,001 I'm excited about the possibility of that happening, 178 00:10:40,121 --> 00:10:43,187 and, as you recall, Martinson's Coffee has a unique problem. 179 00:10:43,347 --> 00:10:45,092 Good. We like that. 180 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,947 Well, that's just it. 181 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:50,171 No one under 25 drinks coffee anymore. Just Pepsi. 182 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:54,739 - They pour it on their Frosted Flakes. - For those who think young. 183 00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:57,687 Which is why I was disappointed to see Don put Fred Rumsen on this. 184 00:10:57,807 --> 00:10:59,792 So Freddie doesn't drink coffee. 185 00:10:59,912 --> 00:11:02,937 He doesn't wear a bra, either. He managed to do a good job on Playtex. 186 00:11:03,057 --> 00:11:05,328 It's frustrating not to have young people around here. 187 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,669 We're a young country. The President has a baby. 188 00:11:07,944 --> 00:11:10,794 Have you been out there? It's rotten with kids. 189 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:12,586 And the cologne they wear. 190 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,981 Real kids. 25. Even less. 191 00:11:15,101 --> 00:11:18,195 Maybe one of those teams. The writer and the artist together. 192 00:11:18,315 --> 00:11:19,822 Clients keep bringing it up. 193 00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:22,435 Talk to Don about it. Just for Martinson's Coffee alone. 194 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,808 Can't you talk to Don about it? 195 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,914 I thought this was the way things were done here. 196 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,650 Didn't you tell me you were a bridge between accounts and Don? 197 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,320 Doesn't sound like me. 198 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,680 Look, Don has talent. 199 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,868 You know how to deal with that, don't you? 200 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,905 Just assume that he knows as much about business as you do, 201 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,996 but inside there's a child who likes getting his way. 202 00:11:42,295 --> 00:11:44,290 He's not my first creative director. 203 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,168 This is about a sales reality and not personal territory. 204 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,522 It's what the clients are asking for, and we need to have it. 205 00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:52,992 What's the best way to make it happen? 206 00:11:57,913 --> 00:11:59,759 - Mr. Draper. - Any calls? 207 00:11:59,879 --> 00:12:02,859 Yes, and there was your 12:00 in the conference room. 208 00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:06,913 Of course. 209 00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:18,908 Well, girls can say whatever they want. They want the chocolates. 210 00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:20,333 Right, Peggy? 211 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,787 - Of course they do. - I don't do anything. 212 00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:26,999 - Keeps 'em off balance. - Hey, chief. 213 00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:30,211 Sorry we're late. 214 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,586 I think the little ones need to eat. 215 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:35,958 What do we have? Dale, wake up. 216 00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:37,941 I could just go. 217 00:12:38,569 --> 00:12:39,824 Or Kinsey. 218 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:41,709 You want to go first? 219 00:12:43,149 --> 00:12:44,016 Peggy. 220 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:46,267 I just wrote copy for Dale. 221 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,943 Well, this is kind of the gist, because I was... 222 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,266 Well, we were... 223 00:12:56,889 --> 00:12:58,839 It just kept changing course. 224 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,203 "Mohawk Airlines. There's a new chief in the sky." 225 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,081 And I thought, following that, 226 00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:11,272 "Most routes to Boston. Circle the wagons, we've got it surrounded." 227 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,773 And there'd be wagons around a dot that says "Boston." 228 00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,882 I can almost picture it. Sal. 229 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,759 It's the first time I'm hearing it, too. 230 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,876 So it's about an airline that's flown by Indians? 231 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,877 Maybe a plane with some arrows stuck in the cargo door. That's funny. 232 00:13:25,997 --> 00:13:28,893 That's what gets people's attention now, right? 233 00:13:29,055 --> 00:13:32,116 There has to be advertising for people who don't have a sense of humor. 234 00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:34,720 - I understand. - What else you got? 235 00:13:35,176 --> 00:13:37,277 Several more Indian puns. 236 00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,802 Stop writing for other writers. 237 00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:46,560 Luxury, service. 238 00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:49,167 A lot of people are afraid of turbulence, 239 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,555 - so it's dead calm. - Look how level those drinks are. 240 00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:54,962 "Wherever Mohawk takes us." 241 00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:58,090 - Or, "You'll love getting there." - What's outside that window? 242 00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:00,580 - Fluffy clouds. - Research. 243 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,940 I get on a plane, I don't care where I'm going. 244 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,792 I just want to see the city disappearing behind me. 245 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,456 So we could take the clouds out of there and put in a city. 246 00:14:08,576 --> 00:14:10,126 The Chrysler Building. 247 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:12,237 That Indian... 248 00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:17,994 It's not about the majestic beauty of the Mohawk Nation. 249 00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:23,651 It's about adventure. 250 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:27,473 Could be a... pirate. 251 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:30,929 Could be a knight in shining armor. It could be... 252 00:14:31,049 --> 00:14:33,695 a conquistador getting off of a boat. 253 00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:38,090 It's about a fantastical people who 254 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,360 are taking you someplace where you've never been. 255 00:14:41,878 --> 00:14:43,426 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 256 00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,848 We could dress the stew as Pocahontas. 257 00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:54,482 With the cheekbones. 258 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,336 How's his wife going to feel about that? 259 00:14:56,456 --> 00:14:59,406 Air travel's too expensive to waste on your wife. 260 00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:02,650 You want to get on a plane to feel alive. You want to get on a plane... 261 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:06,240 to see just the hint of a woman's thigh because her skirt is just 262 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,210 is just this much too short. 263 00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,105 Friday? 264 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,460 Tomorrow. 265 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:16,372 What does that mean? 266 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,588 It means you want to go somewhere, go up her skirt. 267 00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:22,119 That's the impression I got. 268 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,539 Karla, Bobby's turning blue out there. 269 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,549 Did somebody get a lot of valentines? 270 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,589 They made everybody give one to everybody else. 271 00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:36,423 That defeats the purpose. 272 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:37,873 They had a party. 273 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,059 I see. Fruit punch? 274 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,320 - I'm making this for Daddy. - That's beautiful. 275 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,490 I'll see that he gets it. 276 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,062 - Mommy, can I do it? - Okay. 277 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,876 I want to go riding with you. 278 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,933 - You can't. - Well, why? 279 00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:59,070 Well, for one thing, it's too dangerous. 280 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,671 No, it's not. 281 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,378 Do you rember what happened to the little girl in Gone With the Wind? 282 00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:08,037 You are taking a bath tonight. 283 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,403 They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. 284 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,482 I'm really trying to avoid that. 285 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,000 So I guess I'm helping both of us. 286 00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,114 Cooper wants younger people. 287 00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:29,741 - For what purpose? - Martinson's Coffee. 288 00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:32,725 Last time Freddie Rumsen had a cup of coffee, 289 00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:36,195 it was one of five being poured down his throat by a cop. 290 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:41,052 Well, young campaigns don't necessarily come from young people. 291 00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:42,292 The clients like it. 292 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,162 The clients like the thrill of young talent. 293 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,791 So what am I supposed to do? 294 00:16:47,911 --> 00:16:51,561 Dangle a Pepsi out the window and see if I can hook a stroller? 295 00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,460 I have some candidates. 296 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:57,811 - This smells like accounts to me. - I had Paul Kinsey make up a list. 297 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:01,051 He had no idea he was signing his own death warrant. 298 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:05,021 - You want younger people than that? - What do you want me to say? 299 00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:06,987 Tell Duck... 300 00:17:08,129 --> 00:17:09,730 clients don't understand. 301 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:13,714 Their success is related to standing out, not fitting in. 302 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,126 It's a fad. 303 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,237 Paint him a picture. Uh, something like 304 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,399 one wants to be the needle in the haystack, 305 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,451 - not a haystack. - Donald, 306 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:30,346 isn't it possible that the recently weaned have some unique perspective? 307 00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:32,930 Joy, enthusiasm. 308 00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:37,019 You're talking as if they're some fresh version of us. They're not. 309 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,890 Young people don't know anything, 310 00:17:40,238 --> 00:17:42,188 especially that they're young. 311 00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:43,511 Huh. 312 00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:47,607 Well, let me set this in a more appealing context for you. 313 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:50,133 Prove him wrong. 314 00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:08,582 Happy Valentine's Day. 315 00:19:16,002 --> 00:19:18,186 - I love this place. - I know. 316 00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:20,513 - So what are we doing? - Don't worry. 317 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:23,483 We will be out of here before the singer starts. 318 00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:25,678 Juanita? 319 00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:28,680 Betsy Hofstadt. 320 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,734 Look at you. 321 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,643 This is so nice. Don, believe it or not, you two have met. 322 00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,679 I don't think we have, Bets. Don Draper. 323 00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,583 - A pleasure to meet you. - A pleasure. 324 00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:42,267 Juanita was one of my roommates when I lived on the West Side. 325 00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:45,071 - We were models together. - In that horrible apartment. 326 00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:49,483 - Do you live in the city? - Well, I do. Curtis is from Detroit. 327 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:50,813 Automobiles. 328 00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:52,674 How are you? 329 00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,440 Um, I work as a decorator. 330 00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:56,907 How exciting. 331 00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:59,144 I have a little girl and boy. 332 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,866 Of course you do. 333 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,914 It looks like everything's going well. 334 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:05,754 My God, that stone. 335 00:20:06,057 --> 00:20:07,514 Oh, that was a gift. 336 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:12,066 Well, give me your phone number. Tell me how I can reach you. 337 00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:14,541 Does anyone have a business card? 338 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,505 I do. 339 00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,745 I would love a nice long lunch. 340 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:30,102 So nice to see you. 341 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:41,140 That is not who I thought she would end up with. 342 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,766 I don't think it's permanent. 343 00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,213 Can you imagine still dating at our age? 344 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,503 She's a party girl, Bets. 345 00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:54,149 Really? 346 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,553 Really. 347 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,215 And how do you know that? 348 00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,165 Well? 349 00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:04,851 How stupid do you think I am? 350 00:21:08,456 --> 00:21:09,872 Juanita Carson. 351 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,448 Should I get another one here? What are we doing? 352 00:21:21,621 --> 00:21:23,471 How does room service sound? 353 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,101 Oh, Don. 354 00:22:01,681 --> 00:22:03,056 I came prepared. 355 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,417 I suppose people get lonely. 356 00:22:13,121 --> 00:22:14,871 And it's Valentine's Day. 357 00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:17,354 Be mine for $100. 358 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,259 How much is it, do you think? 359 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:26,087 I told her I wanted to have hundreds of babies with you. 360 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:53,807 Hello, lovely. 361 00:23:01,362 --> 00:23:02,726 Happy Valentine's. 362 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,999 - That's so sweet. - I got your little note. 363 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,650 Well, Hildy did. 364 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:13,415 Be careful about just putting things in my bag. 365 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,096 Come on, open them. I want one. 366 00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:29,657 The round ones are conut. 367 00:23:29,777 --> 00:23:32,641 Should've got the kind where they put that chart in the box. 368 00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:34,771 I spoke with Jennifer Crane. 369 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,453 She's expecting. 370 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,450 That's impossible. Carey didn't tell me anything. 371 00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:44,523 That's because he doesn't know. She's going to surprise him tonight. 372 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,618 I just got so distracted. 373 00:23:49,738 --> 00:23:51,488 Dinner's not for an hour. 374 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:58,039 I'm through with my past love Tweety. 375 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,572 There's no reason that's bad for us. 376 00:24:03,037 --> 00:24:06,654 I saw this dumpy woman on Second Avenue by the Hungarian market. 377 00:24:06,774 --> 00:24:10,552 And she had her daughter pushing a stroller with a little boy in it. 378 00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:12,939 And she was round. 379 00:24:13,402 --> 00:24:15,152 She was expecting another. 380 00:24:15,604 --> 00:24:16,854 She was just... 381 00:24:17,446 --> 00:24:19,578 buying fruit like it was any other day. 382 00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:21,448 The daughter was pregnant. 383 00:24:23,474 --> 00:24:24,610 The mother. 384 00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:29,179 It's this big club they're all in together. 385 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:30,795 Even her. 386 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:33,205 Well. 387 00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:35,658 Rest assured. 388 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:38,160 She doesn't have what you have. 389 00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:40,322 Jennifer Crane does. 390 00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:44,571 Do you really believe that? 391 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:48,342 I guess not. 392 00:25:22,132 --> 00:25:23,281 Hold on. 393 00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:26,367 What's wrong? 394 00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:35,505 Don. It's okay. 395 00:25:36,641 --> 00:25:38,091 We've got all night. 396 00:26:03,258 --> 00:26:05,925 I wish you'd... just tell me what to do. 397 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:25,492 We drank too much, you know. I don't even know where I am. 398 00:26:30,096 --> 00:26:31,719 You should eat something. 399 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,755 Hello. Yes. This is Mr. Draper in, uh, 400 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,401 room 804. 401 00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,742 Yes. Can you send up some, uh... 402 00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:52,853 some vichyssoise and a BLT on white toast? 403 00:26:53,051 --> 00:26:55,047 No. Shrimp cocktail. Two of them. 404 00:26:55,318 --> 00:26:57,535 Scratch that. Two shrimp cocktails, please. 405 00:26:57,655 --> 00:26:58,805 Wait a minute. 406 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:03,826 Hello. 407 00:27:04,883 --> 00:27:08,394 Yeah. Do you have anything special? Anything out of season? 408 00:27:08,514 --> 00:27:10,315 ... so when you find a room like this. 409 00:27:10,627 --> 00:27:13,403 This piano was designed by Franklin Roosevelt... 410 00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:16,696 Oh, leave that. 411 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:20,230 How about this? I want a half 412 00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:24,172 avocado filled with crabmeat and a rare BFT filet. 413 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,117 Two place settings. 414 00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:30,442 And if it's an American company that you can help, I like to do that. 415 00:27:30,562 --> 00:27:33,029 If it's not, just as long as it's the best. 416 00:27:33,816 --> 00:27:35,457 I rather love this hall. 417 00:27:35,577 --> 00:27:39,239 It has all the colors one thinks of when one thinks of the White House 418 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,849 red and white and blue and gold. 419 00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:44,686 It's through this door that all the heads of state come. 420 00:27:44,806 --> 00:27:47,351 And this is where the President meets them. 421 00:27:47,664 --> 00:27:49,767 And here is where the Marine band plays. 422 00:27:50,197 --> 00:27:52,132 They have "Ruffles and Flourishes," 423 00:27:52,252 --> 00:27:53,847 and "Hail to the Chief." 424 00:27:54,164 --> 00:27:56,005 And then there's a receiving line, 425 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:59,348 and then everyone goes in to dinner here in the State Dining Room. 426 00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:00,548 Where's her husband? 427 00:28:00,969 --> 00:28:03,253 Even now, it's not set up for that many. 428 00:28:03,373 --> 00:28:07,032 - Are there many state dinners? - Yes, there are. 429 00:28:07,722 --> 00:28:10,082 Uh, there were almost two a month last year. 430 00:28:10,395 --> 00:28:12,257 This room's interesting 431 00:28:12,377 --> 00:28:16,114 because it has the most architectural unity of any room in the White House. 432 00:28:16,234 --> 00:28:18,258 It's really all 1902, 433 00:28:18,607 --> 00:28:22,114 when Theodore Roosevelt did the great resoration 434 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,302 with McKim, Mead and White. 435 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:27,855 Which of these pieces have historical associations? 436 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,938 Oh, there are quite a few. 437 00:28:30,058 --> 00:28:31,608 You have to see this. 438 00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:33,482 That's Nellie Custis'sofa... 439 00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:34,774 No, I don't. 440 00:28:34,894 --> 00:28:37,998 ... George Washington's granddaughter. I feel so strongly 441 00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:41,280 that the White House should have this fine a collection. 442 00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:43,403 It's so important, the setting in 443 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:46,286 which the presidency is presented to the world. 444 00:28:46,597 --> 00:28:48,847 - What do you think it is? - I don't know. 445 00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:51,170 But I'm going to find out. 446 00:28:51,785 --> 00:28:53,835 And now a word from our sponsor. 447 00:28:59,307 --> 00:29:00,425 Their armoire? 448 00:29:00,737 --> 00:29:02,010 I've seen them in Connecticut. 449 00:29:02,130 --> 00:29:04,220 But they're copies. You know, Jackie has a real one. 450 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,779 In the White House? I think so. 451 00:29:06,899 --> 00:29:08,433 She seemed nervous. 452 00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:12,187 Even when she saw Jack at the end. It's like they were playing house. 453 00:29:13,632 --> 00:29:16,327 That's chocolate ice cream. Or blood. 454 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:18,626 I couldn't throw it away. 455 00:29:18,973 --> 00:29:20,023 It's French. 456 00:29:21,825 --> 00:29:25,075 We'll call it chocolate ice cream, and I'll work on it. 457 00:29:26,546 --> 00:29:29,586 Well, I'm sorry we missed it. No time for television. 458 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,032 Stop rubbing it in. 459 00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:35,043 Really. A room at the Savoy? That takes thought. 460 00:29:35,665 --> 00:29:37,815 Your night sounded very romantic. 461 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,641 I would describe it as... delightfully disappointing. 462 00:29:42,126 --> 00:29:45,802 There was a time when he overdid it, but I'll take dull and know where I stand. 463 00:29:45,922 --> 00:29:46,988 I agree. 464 00:29:49,508 --> 00:29:50,308 What? 465 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:59,380 I ran into this old friend. Juanita Carson. 466 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,251 We were models together. Roommates. 467 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:05,873 She was in the lounge of the Savoy. She didn't look cheap. 468 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:08,318 Except for this 2-carat stone. 469 00:30:08,438 --> 00:30:10,200 But she wasn't with a date. 470 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,311 She was with a companion. 471 00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:15,326 I don't understand. 472 00:30:16,171 --> 00:30:18,500 Don agreed with me. He was an old man. 473 00:30:20,629 --> 00:30:21,918 She's a call girl. 474 00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:23,656 Really? 475 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:26,404 Butterfield 8? 476 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:29,542 - I wonder what that's like. - I don't know. 477 00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:33,037 New York... Manhattan... is expensive. We forget that. 478 00:30:33,796 --> 00:30:36,574 I used to look at people in restaurants with envy. 479 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,427 Don gave me a fur coat. 480 00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:43,048 If prostitution is Don showing up with a fur coat, sign me up. 481 00:30:43,488 --> 00:30:44,944 I don't think it's like that. 482 00:30:45,064 --> 00:30:47,833 I just keep picturing Juanita at 22 years old. 483 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:49,965 We shared a room. 484 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:52,139 Talked in the dark. 485 00:30:52,871 --> 00:30:54,872 I know we wanted the same things. 486 00:30:55,706 --> 00:30:59,087 When I was 22, whenever I was really low on money, 487 00:30:59,207 --> 00:31:02,108 I would call my father and let him know that I was going to Havana. 488 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,087 And he would, without fail, 489 00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:07,313 send $25 in cash in the mail. 490 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:10,513 He wanted you to have a good time. 491 00:31:11,143 --> 00:31:13,037 No. He's a degenerate gambler. 492 00:31:13,157 --> 00:31:16,144 And it would always come with a list of instructions of how to bet it. 493 00:31:16,456 --> 00:31:18,715 - You're kidding me. - No. And he never won 494 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,385 because I never went. 495 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,891 That's criminal. 496 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,295 What's wrong with the conference room? 497 00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:36,998 Why don't we go to my office? Plenty of room. 498 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:38,375 Braggart. 499 00:31:38,728 --> 00:31:40,807 Nope. We're sitting here. 500 00:31:40,927 --> 00:31:42,921 I'm trying to figure something out. 501 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:46,291 So, Pops. We should celebrate your soon-to-be-fat wife. 502 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,662 Aren't you happy? 503 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,932 Well, sure. I mean, it's gonna be a lot of headaches. 504 00:31:52,052 --> 00:31:54,544 Things are gonna change. But come on. 505 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,007 He's really meeting with them. 506 00:32:02,446 --> 00:32:03,775 Why are they doing this? 507 00:32:04,086 --> 00:32:06,903 I guess you haven't been privy to some of Duck's scoutmaster 508 00:32:07,215 --> 00:32:08,947 talks about how we need younger creative. 509 00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:11,533 Who said that? Did he say that? 510 00:32:11,844 --> 00:32:12,743 A few times. 511 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:13,910 Wonderful. 512 00:32:14,222 --> 00:32:17,512 Look. We're in the same boat. I'm sure he'll turn his sights on us. 513 00:32:17,632 --> 00:32:19,708 No one's been promoted in Accounts since he came in. 514 00:32:19,828 --> 00:32:22,051 I can't believe Donald would listen to Duck. 515 00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:24,941 - Well, maybe Duck made him. - Nobody makes Draper do anything. 516 00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:28,136 Let me tell you. Don Draper has a rope coiled under his desk 517 00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:30,506 and it's looped around Duck's neck. 518 00:32:30,713 --> 00:32:34,290 And Duck's gonna run around and run around, and then one day... 519 00:32:37,092 --> 00:32:39,644 There's a meeting? Nobody told me there was a meeting. 520 00:32:39,956 --> 00:32:41,471 Can we change venues? 521 00:32:47,076 --> 00:32:47,876 So... 522 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,170 you have a lot of thoughts. 523 00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:53,392 How old are you? 524 00:32:53,699 --> 00:32:55,539 25. 24. 525 00:32:56,195 --> 00:33:00,358 But that resume, that's really just two years. 18 months, without a doubt. 526 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,959 Right. You're experienced, I gather. 527 00:33:03,871 --> 00:33:05,094 Are you married? 528 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:07,562 That's, uh, why we're on the the purpose. 529 00:33:07,682 --> 00:33:09,991 He's right. We haven't settled down yet. 530 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:14,304 So, again, you both did everything 531 00:33:14,615 --> 00:33:16,894 together. And yet, you get paid more. 532 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:21,186 Well, I have a writing background. Short fiction. And I'm a citizen. 533 00:33:21,655 --> 00:33:23,730 But you contribute words. 534 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:26,591 Uh, only when it's a distance. 535 00:33:32,222 --> 00:33:33,746 I'm gonna ask you a question 536 00:33:33,866 --> 00:33:37,035 that was always asked of me when I was on job interviews. 537 00:33:37,692 --> 00:33:39,572 That is divine, man. 538 00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:42,046 Have you ever been fired? 539 00:33:45,318 --> 00:33:47,998 I believe you that other people have them in the hallways. 540 00:33:48,118 --> 00:33:49,927 I just don't know if that's right for us. 541 00:33:50,318 --> 00:33:51,887 I mean, this is an environment for clients. 542 00:33:52,007 --> 00:33:54,296 We don't want to appear to be bursting at the seams. 543 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,594 Uh, Lois? 544 00:33:55,906 --> 00:33:57,245 May I speak with you? 545 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,950 Theresa said there was an incident yesterday. 546 00:34:05,282 --> 00:34:08,233 You were crying in the break room, which I have specifically forbidden. 547 00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,860 - I'm sorry, but Peggy... - Miss Olsen. 548 00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:14,055 She yelled at me. 549 00:34:15,082 --> 00:34:16,632 Why would she do that? 550 00:34:18,449 --> 00:34:19,910 I'm good at my job. 551 00:34:20,306 --> 00:34:21,716 The next time that you come to complain 552 00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:23,790 I wasn't complaining. You wanted to talk to me. 553 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:27,035 This is why I don't allow crying in the break room. It erodes morale. 554 00:34:27,155 --> 00:34:30,105 There's a place to do that, like your apartment. 555 00:34:30,341 --> 00:34:31,464 It came over me. 556 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,175 And I would correct your attitude towards Miss Olsen. 557 00:34:34,487 --> 00:34:36,348 - It's unbecoming. - Yes, Joan. 558 00:34:38,882 --> 00:34:40,707 Do we like this in the hallway? 559 00:34:42,536 --> 00:34:46,086 I think it looks good now, but I think it will become messy. 560 00:34:46,611 --> 00:34:47,583 I agree. 561 00:34:54,031 --> 00:34:55,375 Looks good. 562 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:58,408 By the way, it has Julian Koenig's fingerprints all over it. 563 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,025 His Master's Voice. Also not mine. 564 00:35:02,175 --> 00:35:05,031 - Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Smith. - Smitty. Kurt. 565 00:35:05,151 --> 00:35:07,585 We have the same last name. We don't want people to mix us up. 566 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,836 Must happen all the time. You two share an office? 567 00:35:10,147 --> 00:35:11,551 Works best that way. 568 00:35:11,671 --> 00:35:14,944 Look at this. Gentlemen, your reputations precede you. 569 00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:17,545 Duck Phillips, head of Account Services. 570 00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:19,220 I get a distinct impression. 571 00:35:19,532 --> 00:35:20,830 - Pardon? - We'd... 572 00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:23,433 rather people not know we were here. 573 00:35:23,744 --> 00:35:25,681 If it gets out we're meeting... 574 00:35:25,801 --> 00:35:27,799 - Of course not. - Yes. Right. 575 00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:28,869 Good-bye. 576 00:35:30,383 --> 00:35:32,833 - I'll let him know she called. - Okay. 577 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:35,980 I like the direction you're taking. 578 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:36,946 Good. 579 00:35:37,258 --> 00:35:39,825 So now that I've given you your babies and your Xerox machine, 580 00:35:39,945 --> 00:35:42,131 should I throw in a couple of elephants? 581 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:45,020 I don't want there to be any excuse when you can't bring in Martinson's Coffee. 582 00:35:45,235 --> 00:35:46,685 Don't get worked up. 583 00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:49,408 You know, there are other ways to think of things 584 00:35:49,528 --> 00:35:51,528 than the way you think of them. 585 00:35:59,014 --> 00:36:01,971 The testimonials. I was thinking we could get younger girls. 586 00:36:02,283 --> 00:36:04,605 Sixth graders. It would mean different publications. 587 00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:06,803 - Do they need Clearasil that early? - Doesn't matter. 588 00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:07,769 Doesn't. 589 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,680 I guess we could try that. 590 00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:12,941 Two more. From DVB. 591 00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:14,223 Even younger. 592 00:36:14,343 --> 00:36:17,445 Just assume that everyone on the list you handed Roger is coming in. 593 00:36:17,757 --> 00:36:18,568 You're an idiot. 594 00:36:18,688 --> 00:36:22,035 - I don't understand that. I'm only 22. - You don't count. 595 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:25,350 We've got to get him out of here. Come on daddy. 596 00:36:25,614 --> 00:36:27,996 How often do you get to celebrate getting some girl pregnant? 597 00:36:28,309 --> 00:36:29,807 Campbell, you're buying. 598 00:36:30,075 --> 00:36:31,872 We still have to show Mohawk to Mr. Draper. 599 00:36:31,992 --> 00:36:34,742 - Dale's not here. - Mr. Draper doesn't care. 600 00:36:39,178 --> 00:36:40,364 Kids. 601 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:42,120 What's the big deal? 602 00:36:42,851 --> 00:36:44,601 Do you want to have kids? 603 00:36:46,142 --> 00:36:47,159 Eventually. 604 00:36:47,995 --> 00:36:49,001 Exactly. 605 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,283 Mr. Romano, Miss Olsen. 606 00:37:04,405 --> 00:37:05,493 Send them in. 607 00:37:08,422 --> 00:37:10,448 - Where are we? - You tell us. 608 00:37:13,588 --> 00:37:15,038 "Where are you going?" 609 00:37:17,633 --> 00:37:19,673 Are you gonna underline the "you"? 610 00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:23,291 For half the people, it will be, "Where are you going?" 611 00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:26,042 I also had "Come away with us." 612 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,709 Where the hell's Dale? 613 00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:31,860 He's sick. 614 00:37:34,534 --> 00:37:35,984 I don't know. Sure. 615 00:37:36,556 --> 00:37:37,356 Fine. 616 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:39,551 It's exactly what we talked about. 617 00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:40,976 It's obvious. 618 00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:43,653 I'm uninvolved. 619 00:37:57,587 --> 00:37:58,939 What about that? 620 00:38:01,977 --> 00:38:04,327 - I think it's sentimental. - Peggy. 621 00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:06,334 No, she's right. 622 00:38:07,478 --> 00:38:11,004 Just because it has sentiment doesn't make it sentimental. 623 00:38:11,868 --> 00:38:13,603 We're talking about businessmen. 624 00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:16,545 Right. Businessmen who like short skirts. 625 00:38:17,434 --> 00:38:18,413 Sex sells. 626 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:22,632 Says who? 627 00:38:28,886 --> 00:38:32,027 Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that 628 00:38:32,147 --> 00:38:34,467 monkeys can do this. 629 00:38:35,436 --> 00:38:38,168 And they take all this monkey crap and just stick it in a briefcase, 630 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,570 completely unaware 631 00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:43,352 that their success depends on something more than their shoe shine. 632 00:38:53,178 --> 00:38:54,628 You are the product. 633 00:38:55,548 --> 00:38:57,647 You, feeling something. 634 00:38:58,597 --> 00:38:59,947 That's what sells. 635 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,788 Not them. 636 00:39:02,903 --> 00:39:03,870 Not sex. 637 00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:10,694 They can't do what we do. 638 00:39:11,655 --> 00:39:13,305 And they hate us for it. 639 00:39:21,714 --> 00:39:23,264 "Welcome back, Daddy"? 640 00:39:24,503 --> 00:39:25,867 Is that a question? 641 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:32,718 "What did you bring me, Daddy?" 642 00:39:42,061 --> 00:39:44,163 You can put that in your book. 643 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,517 What is going on? 644 00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:34,518 He's gonna take it to Leon in Actuarial? 645 00:40:34,638 --> 00:40:37,635 His stomach's so fat, it's now resting on his desk. 646 00:40:37,755 --> 00:40:39,608 Gotta feed that big brain. 647 00:40:40,284 --> 00:40:42,042 He's a deal breaker. 648 00:40:42,669 --> 00:40:43,819 I'm a closer. 649 00:40:45,363 --> 00:40:48,278 That Cecelia? Sits outside Fred Talbot's office? 650 00:40:48,398 --> 00:40:51,084 You made that happen? Silver tongue. 651 00:40:55,557 --> 00:40:57,307 I got her three stingers. 652 00:40:57,557 --> 00:40:59,050 She's a little girl. 653 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:01,596 Well, you have to give'em an excuse. That's what I always say. 654 00:41:01,716 --> 00:41:05,273 She had those panties that said "Wednesday." They were soaked through. 655 00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:06,516 I love that. 656 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:09,445 Once the engine went running, she wouldn't stop. 657 00:41:09,774 --> 00:41:12,424 - She's so straight. - Oh, you think that. 658 00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:15,327 Take your hat off. 659 00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,403 Is there a problem? 660 00:41:55,488 --> 00:41:56,655 Damn it. 661 00:42:12,485 --> 00:42:13,831 Everything okay? 662 00:42:14,577 --> 00:42:17,131 - Uh, you know anything about cars? - No. 663 00:42:18,189 --> 00:42:19,344 Um... 664 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,435 Can you tell them at the Esso to send a tow truck? 665 00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:23,448 Okay. 666 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,633 Hey, Karla. 667 00:42:37,118 --> 00:42:37,918 Hi. 668 00:42:38,815 --> 00:42:39,615 Hi, B. 669 00:42:40,134 --> 00:42:41,184 Hey, Daddy. 670 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,229 How was your day, Mr. Draper? 671 00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:46,935 I am tired. 672 00:42:47,354 --> 00:42:48,438 Where's Mrs. Draper? 673 00:42:48,558 --> 00:42:50,825 She just went to get Sally from ballet. 674 00:42:52,511 --> 00:42:54,158 Want a ride to the station? 675 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:56,870 No. I'm all right. 676 00:42:57,076 --> 00:42:59,305 It's a nice night out. I enjoy the fresh air. 677 00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:02,012 - Good night, Bobby. - Good night. 678 00:43:02,369 --> 00:43:03,471 Good night. 679 00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:13,476 I don't like it. 680 00:43:17,313 --> 00:43:19,925 Here. Give it to me. 681 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,380 I just know when the smoke starts to come out, I have to stop. 682 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,749 That's true. 683 00:43:32,311 --> 00:43:35,883 I got a fan belt on the truck. I could put it in for $9.00. 684 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,201 Hold on. 685 00:44:02,522 --> 00:44:04,119 I have $3.00 and change. 686 00:44:04,735 --> 00:44:07,263 I could put it on account, send you a bill. 687 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:10,933 I I don't want my husband knowing about this. It's a new car. 688 00:44:11,205 --> 00:44:13,064 He doesn't like the way I drive. 689 00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,734 Well, that's got nothing to do with this. 690 00:44:19,777 --> 00:44:22,660 Well, it would mean the world to me. 691 00:44:23,367 --> 00:44:26,340 I don't know. You know, the... the belt's $2.55. 692 00:44:29,089 --> 00:44:32,651 So there's nothing you can do for a damsel in distress. 693 00:44:37,290 --> 00:44:38,840 Are we bargaing here? 694 00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:42,185 Well... 695 00:44:43,126 --> 00:44:44,672 Yes... yes, we are. 696 00:44:46,693 --> 00:44:48,543 I could say no, couldn't I? 697 00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:52,701 That would be a terrible disappointment. 698 00:44:53,544 --> 00:44:55,206 It would be, wouldn't it? 699 00:45:25,193 --> 00:45:26,877 It's not that complicated. 700 00:45:26,997 --> 00:45:28,406 That's a relief. 701 00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,270 Well... 702 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,266 that'll do it. 703 00:45:57,707 --> 00:45:59,234 Have a good night now. 704 00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:00,807 I will. 705 00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:09,887 - Hi, dear. How'd the shopping go? - Oh, wonderful, marvelous. 706 00:46:10,007 --> 00:46:12,581 - Look at all the stamps I got. - Is there someplace you could buy... 707 00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:13,865 Polly! 708 00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:16,335 Save you all the trouble of shopping. 709 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:18,907 - I'm here, too. - Hi, Daddy. 710 00:46:21,155 --> 00:46:23,109 ... could be 80 or 90 stamps right here. 711 00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:25,353 Bobby conked out. Where were you? 712 00:46:25,847 --> 00:46:27,012 Mommy was late. 713 00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:30,975 I got stuck talking to Marilyn Keckner in the parking lot. 714 00:46:32,044 --> 00:46:33,367 Well, I was here. 715 00:46:34,027 --> 00:46:36,093 - Did you eat something? - I did. 716 00:46:38,069 --> 00:46:40,784 Come on. Show me what you learned in ballet. 717 00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:05,843 Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality 718 00:47:06,004 --> 00:47:07,654 to seem beautiful again, 719 00:47:08,066 --> 00:47:10,376 and interesting and modern. 720 00:47:18,568 --> 00:47:20,784 The country is gray and... 721 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:23,432 brown and white and trees. 722 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:29,524 Snows and skies of laughter are always diminishing. 723 00:47:30,688 --> 00:47:32,697 Less funny, not just darker. 724 00:47:33,231 --> 00:47:34,371 Not just gray. 725 00:47:37,303 --> 00:47:39,681 It may be the coldest day of the year. 726 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,225 What does he think of that? 727 00:47:43,233 --> 00:47:44,183 I mean... 728 00:47:45,110 --> 00:47:45,818 what do I? 729 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,021 And if I do... 730 00:47:50,157 --> 00:47:52,935 perhaps I am myself again