1 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,835 H- How fast were you going when Mr. Adams jumped from the car? 2 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,757 75? 3 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,928 And... And where was that? 4 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,679 I- In your driveway? 5 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:00,644 H- How far had Mr. Adams gotten in the lesson? 6 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,562 B- Backing out? 7 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,275 It's not Lenny Bruce, but it's good. 8 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,902 This is better. It's funny. 9 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,446 This guy used to be an accountant. Did you know that? 10 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,822 Really? 11 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,199 He's not anymore, is he? 12 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,745 Your wife is here, Mr. Campbell. 13 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:19,955 Thank you, Hildy. 14 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,207 Lunch date. Good idea. 15 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,209 You married folks. 16 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,419 Must be nice to spend some time together. 17 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,340 Hello, lovely. 18 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,676 You can do better than that. 19 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,427 Trudy, you know the fellas: 20 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,429 Ken, Paul, and Harry, of course. 21 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,473 You'll notice only men coming out of there. 22 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,308 I know you all work so hard. 23 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,393 How's Jennifer? 24 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,978 Good. Swell, actually, 25 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,980 considering she's still at the phone company. 26 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,147 Nothing I can do. 27 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,984 That's not true. You could give her a baby. 28 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,986 You'll all in on it together. 29 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,613 Nice to see you all again. 30 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,241 Do we have a lunch date? 31 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,743 Because Hildy, she can show you the book. 32 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,870 No, but I'm taking you away. 33 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,873 Trudy, I don't think taking you to lunch is part of my job. 34 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,041 Do you have something today? 35 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,460 No. 36 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,379 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 37 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,589 I called Hildy and asked if you were free. 38 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,009 It'll only take a minute, I promise. 39 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,220 I'm sorry. It's great. Where are we going? 40 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,848 It's a surprise. 41 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,351 Ah, Don, I'd like you to meet my wife, Trudy Campbell. 42 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,020 Don Draper. Nice to meet you. 43 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,022 Congratulations. You're a very lucky girl. 44 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,025 I know. Most of my friends can't find a good man. 45 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,152 Believe me. I'm the lucky one. 46 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,446 Yes, you are. 47 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,868 He's essential to the process around here. 48 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,454 I think we're almost as happy to have him as you are. 49 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,040 Oh, I don't think that's possible. 50 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,042 Well, maybe you're right. 51 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,376 Nice to meet you. 52 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,797 He's so nice. 53 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,133 Not at all like what I imagined. 54 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,230 1,500 square feet. Two nice bedrooms. 55 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,067 I don't know if that includes that maid's room. 56 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,152 Have to be a pretty small maid. 57 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,737 It's on the market for 32, 58 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:19,282 but Elaine, the realtor, says we can get it for 30. 59 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:24,954 Lovely, you know that I want to give you everything. 60 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,499 We don't have to pay for the whole thing at once. 61 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,750 We can get a mortgage. 62 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,544 Trudy, I make $75 a week. 63 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,463 Now, I know you're not good at math, 64 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,049 but that's $3,500 a year. 65 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,093 You'll make more. 66 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,594 Eventually. 67 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,471 But if we put 10% down, 68 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,139 that's an entire year's salary. 69 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,101 Sweetheart, we're not in this alone. 70 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:50,188 We're a young couple that needs a little help. 71 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,113 Did you see the sink in the master bathroom? 72 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,240 It's the same one they have in The Pierre. 73 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,583 Bill it all to Menken's, Fred. 74 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,919 The girl knows where I keep the accounts. 75 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,134 Hello. 76 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,468 Mr. Draper. 77 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,054 Didn't expect to see you back here. 78 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,141 Well, we're, uh, screening a television commercial. 79 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:29,227 It'll probably look better when it's breaking up Bonanza. 80 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,063 His work is wonderful. 81 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,982 He's perfect for Menken's. 82 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,692 So he keeps telling me. 83 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,405 Well, I'll let you see Miss Menken out. 84 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,164 How are you? 85 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,748 I'm fine. 86 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,375 My family is fine. 87 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,419 The weather has been spectacular. 88 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,171 Rachel, listen... 89 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,547 What are you doing? 90 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,425 I don't know. 91 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,179 I don't want it to be like this. 92 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,890 Yes, well... 93 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,434 we both know how we'd like it to be. 94 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,187 Can we at least have lunch sometime? 95 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,398 I really can't see a reason for that. 96 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,198 "Church bells rang out, 97 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,201 "and the air was filled with flying birds. 98 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,120 "What a joyous parade it was back at the palace. 99 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,208 No king could command anything finer." 100 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,417 The end. 101 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,753 The end. 102 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:40,924 Again? 103 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,009 Daddy will see you in the morning. 104 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,315 Helen, come on. I know you're in there. 105 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,320 Damn it! Helen! Open the door! 106 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,536 Excuse me, Miss. 107 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,330 I know you can hear me. Miss? 108 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:17,126 Look, can I use your phone? 109 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,462 I'm her husband. 110 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,507 I'm supposed to see my kids, and I know she's in there. 111 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,259 I just called from the gas station. 112 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,136 No. I'm sorry. 113 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,430 Are you serious? 114 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,683 I'm sure you are who you say you are, 115 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,352 but I don't let strange men into my home. 116 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,354 Come on. 117 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,293 Can I come in? 118 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,003 Of course. 119 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,304 I'm really sorry. 120 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,556 I'm so embarrassed. 121 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,311 I don't know what you're talking about. 122 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:20,398 Yes, you do. I was at the window. 123 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,402 Did you let him in? 124 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,405 Yes. 125 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,744 He's not a bad man. 126 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,416 Do you want some coffee? 127 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,339 It's a joke, really. 128 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,133 Dan hardly saw the kids at all when we were married. 129 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,552 He works in Manhattan. Life insurance. 130 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,889 Now, all of a sudden, he can't live without them. 131 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,433 Of course, if he does die, I'm set. 132 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,354 I'm joking. 133 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,525 What happened? 134 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,237 I'll tell you exactly. 135 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,657 He had a lot of friends in the city. 136 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:15,370 There was poker and tennis, drinks at the River Club. 137 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,455 Turned out none of them were men. 138 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,667 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 139 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,795 I really just meant tonight what happened. 140 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,005 Please, I figure I might as well say it. 141 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,132 That's what you've all been guessing anyway, right? 142 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,051 We haven't all been doing anything. 143 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,806 Okay. 144 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,265 The strangest part of it 145 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,394 is that I think he's angrier at me than I am at him. 146 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,937 Of course my father got a lawyer, 147 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,481 an army buddy who just hammered the hell out of him. 148 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,276 I've always loved that house. 149 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,119 Hello. 150 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,254 He has to go right upstairs and have complete quiet for a while. 151 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,464 He works so hard. 152 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,258 I should get back. 153 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,135 My kids are asleep. 154 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,782 Boat's in the water. 155 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,455 Your cousin Sara had her baby. 156 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,039 Named it after your Uncle Skip. 157 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,332 I think that's nice. 158 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,797 Everything's all ready in the trunks. 159 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,674 We do hope you and Trudy 160 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,302 will be making it out to the house this summer. 161 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,888 We'll try, but I'm not sure 162 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,390 I'll be able to take the time off from work. 163 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:03,144 Work? Ha. I still don't understand what you do. 164 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,062 I'd hate for you to miss the blackberries. 165 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,148 Run into you at the club, you're working. 166 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,025 At a restaurant, you're working. 167 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,860 Taking people out to dinner, 168 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,362 wining and whoring. 169 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,947 No job for a white man. 170 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:19,494 She's made such a nice addition to the table. 171 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,412 So nice and appreciative. 172 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,831 There's a lot more to it than that. 173 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,959 Advertising. Really? 174 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,379 See, if someone were to tell me there's a lot more to the law, 175 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,589 I'd believe him. 176 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,053 I can't explain how business works to you. 177 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,516 Trudy found an apartment that she likes. 178 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,851 Did she? Whereabouts? 179 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,020 83rd and Park. Very nice. 180 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,439 Are you sure you want to be that far uptown? 181 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,524 It's not that far, Dad. 182 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,526 It falls off after 79th. 183 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,862 No, darling. They fall off after 86th. 184 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,948 It's a very nice area. 185 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,157 It is. 186 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,036 And, well... 187 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,956 it's actually kind of expensive, 188 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:10,545 so we're going to need help with the down payment. 189 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,129 Really? 190 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,382 Yes. 191 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,929 No, I don't think that's a good idea. 192 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,140 And why is that? 193 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,644 I just don't think it's a good idea. 194 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,565 You thought it was a good idea to help Bud 195 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,401 when he hit that girl on her bike in Montauk last summer. 196 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,652 What did that cost? 197 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,621 I presume it's your profession 198 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,166 that is responsible for this lapse in your manners. 199 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,586 I'll pay you back. 200 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:55,131 It's not about the money, Peter. 201 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,674 You know that. 202 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,598 Why is it so hard for you people to give me anything? 203 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,308 We gave you everything. 204 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,894 We gave you your name. 205 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,605 And what have you done with it? 206 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,622 Did you have a nice visit? 207 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:31,292 They're very keen on us coming out to Fisher's Island this summer. 208 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,377 Can they help with the apartment? 209 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,213 I didn't bring it up. 210 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,300 My dad's been having some health problems. 211 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,178 Oh, sweetheart. 212 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,930 What's wrong with him? 213 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,643 Nobody knows. 214 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,402 Walter, how's it going? 215 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,946 Never have much luck, 216 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,615 unless I'm playing against Campbell here. 217 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,076 Well, he's known for losing gracefully. 218 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,329 You know our art director, Salvatore Romano. 219 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,082 Did you have a good time in the city last night? 220 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,333 When I come into town, 221 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,293 I like to do my business and go home. 222 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,670 Unwind with the Psalms. 223 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,339 No man should have to live out of a suitcase. 224 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:22,093 So what do you fellows have for me? 225 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:27,181 Well, we take for granted the things we need the most: 226 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:31,435 Water, oil, electricity... steel. 227 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,854 I was thinking about the last time you were here, 228 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,608 looking out this window at this incredible city 229 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,737 and saying... "It's all steel." 230 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,699 New York City: 231 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,703 Brought to you by Bethlehem Steel. 232 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,121 The city of Pittsburgh, 233 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,373 brought to you by Bethlehem Steel. 234 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:56,085 The city of Chicago, Detroit, St. Louis. 235 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,713 Full-page ads in targeted markets: 236 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,798 Newspapers, trade publications. 237 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,508 Throw in a few billboards 238 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,094 so your employees can brag to their girlfriends. 239 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,559 They're kind of plain, aren't they? 240 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,563 Reminds me of those WPA ads before the war. 241 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274 Walter, you've been doing this long enough. 242 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,484 We can throw this artwork away in a minute. 243 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,406 But the sentiment, the idea, it's so basic, 244 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,033 you feel like you already know it. 245 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,118 You just haven't thought of it lately. 246 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,414 Cities are made of steel. 247 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,166 Bethlehem Steel. 248 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:39,336 I might be wrong, but these feel like ads for cities. 249 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,547 You're making our company 250 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,467 look like a middleman for another product. 251 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,803 Well, would you prefer an I-beam on a plate 252 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,972 with a pat of butter on it? 253 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,058 No need to get cute, Don. 254 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,768 Just making a point. 255 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,771 Steel is not something that you can buy at the supermarket. 256 00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,024 But it is a commodity. 257 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,275 Walter, I'm surprised. 258 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,445 I believe this is fairly close to what we had talked about. 259 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,946 We talked about a national strategy 260 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,492 that would involve the virtues of this essential commodity. 261 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,826 I believe it was more specific. 262 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,579 Don, Walter has expressed himself. 263 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,998 Now, Walter, if this does not meet your expectations, 264 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,167 I'm sure Don can find something that does, 265 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,251 right, Don? 266 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,003 I hate to be a pain in the ass, 267 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,798 but if they didn't just lay there so flat. 268 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,843 I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm not from a city. 269 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,472 They just... bother me. 270 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,682 Look, if we can persuade you 271 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,267 to stay in town another 24 hours... 272 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,019 back at the St. Regis, of course... 273 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,562 it would give us a chance 274 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,064 to come up with something with more impact. 275 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,817 Get you tickets to a Broadway show. 276 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,819 There's a new one: Uh, Bye Bye Birdie. 277 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,695 I don't like birds, either. 278 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,697 Well, something else, then. 279 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,076 Pete, I think Sal can show Mr. Veith out. Walt. 280 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,832 Sorry about that. They are good drawings. 281 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,127 No, the WPA was a very respected style. 282 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,920 20 years ago. 283 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 What the hell was that? 284 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,096 Come on, Don. 285 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,432 That's not the first time someone's been unhappy. 286 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,851 Give it a haircut. 287 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,978 He's a second-time guy anyway. I could feel that. 288 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522 And I could feel he was sentences away. 289 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,149 I'm that kind of guy. 290 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,859 He didn't like the idea. 291 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,027 Someone hadn't prepared him to like the idea, 292 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,906 an idea he was extremely enthusiastic about three months ago. 293 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,869 I'm sorry I didn't lower his expectations enough. 294 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,871 You do your job. 295 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,998 Take him sailing. Get him in a bathing suit. 296 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,624 Leave the ideas to me. 297 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,877 I have ideas. 298 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,879 I'm sure you do. 299 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,382 Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich. 300 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,677 You know what? I have good ideas. 301 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,889 In fact, I used to carry around a notebook and pen just to keep track. 302 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,224 Direct marketing. I thought of that. 303 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,895 Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently. 304 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,563 And then I come to this place, 305 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,773 and you people tell me I'm good with people, 306 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,900 which is strange 307 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,402 because I'd never heard that before. 308 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,123 Draper residence. 309 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,752 Betty? Helen Bishop. Are you busy? 310 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,756 Well... no, I'm just finishing up dinner. 311 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,217 Of course. 312 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,930 Listen, this may be truly rude, but I was wondering. 313 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,308 I'm supposed to be stuffing envelopes at Kennedy Headquarters tonight, 314 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,936 and my sitter just cancelled, 315 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,521 and I hate to back out because, well, you know, 316 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,941 New York State is so important. 317 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,235 I didn't know that. 318 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,486 Well, anyway, I was wondering 319 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,947 if you could come watch the kids for a few hours. 320 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,657 Right now? 321 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,162 You know what? I shouldn't have asked. 322 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,252 Well, let me just get dinner on the table. 323 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,421 I guess Don can watch the kids. 324 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,341 Really? Gosh, that would be wonderful. 325 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,468 Take your time. 326 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:18,305 Put that lemonade into the floor show. 327 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,224 That's a swell ideal 328 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,101 But how could we do that? 329 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,981 Oh, you're a lifesaver, truly. 330 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,858 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. 331 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,026 Hiroshima, I know. 332 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,445 Cleaning lady and babysitter are one. 333 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,989 Oh, stop. 334 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,907 It's charming. 335 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,995 That's beautiful, Glen. 336 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,538 Except he can wake the baby. 337 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,664 Glen, stop that now. 338 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,999 You remember Mrs. Draper? 339 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,459 She's going to take care of you while I'm gone. 340 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,003 No ironing. 341 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,005 Ironing? 342 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,632 I give him 5 cents a piece. He loves doing it, 343 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,009 Oh, there you are. 344 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,679 I swear to God, I am so exhausted when I get home from the jewelry store 345 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,765 that I just kick these off, and I never know where they end up. 346 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,018 You, Glen Bishop, in bed after The Real McCoys. 347 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,519 No discussions. 348 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,400 You look very nice. 349 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,236 They keep the place poorly lit. 350 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,491 I guess there'll be a lot of nice men there. 351 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,078 Yes. I guess so, although it's mostly women. 352 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,039 Have you seen the candidate? 353 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,833 On the news. He's handsome. 354 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,044 But I'm not sure who we're voting for. 355 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,755 Well, I'll bring you back some literature. 356 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,340 I'll be back before 10, I promise. 357 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,424 Glen. 358 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,071 You got to get that Lux soap campaign 359 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,614 over to Sterling Cooper. 360 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,866 Janet Leigh and Natalie Wood... 361 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,451 now, there's a day at the office. 362 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,078 Is that an orange? 363 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,623 I'm telling you, you boys, you've got it made. 364 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,916 Martini lunches, 365 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,085 gorgeous women parading through. 366 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,754 In my next life, I'm coming back as an ad man. 367 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,090 Well, there's slightly more to it than that. 368 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,966 Yeah? Well, I'd keep that to yourself. 369 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,218 I met his boss yesterday. 370 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,095 You should have heard the nice things he said. 371 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,846 He's not my boss. 372 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,723 Well, isn't that nice? 373 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,892 To be appreciated for what you do? 374 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,771 We have some great news. 375 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,564 Already? 376 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,734 Honestly, you two. It's not that. 377 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,611 We found an apartment. 378 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,823 Oh. Well, that's exciting, too. 379 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,074 Yes, well, unfortunately, 380 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,243 it's a bit out of our price range right now. 381 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,744 I've been looking in the neighborhood, 382 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,454 and it seems very well priced to me: 383 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,998 32, but the realtor says we can get it for 30. 384 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,375 - Around here? - 83rd, but... 385 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,627 - How many rooms? - Five: 386 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,129 Two bedrooms, two baths, a terrace. 387 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,132 I don't know. 388 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,634 I'd have to look at it first. 389 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,683 Oh, thank you. 390 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,560 Sir... 391 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,770 I'll take Tom or Dad, you got me? 392 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:17,443 Tom, it's very generous for you to even consider it, 393 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,362 but I think we'd rather wait. 394 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,157 For what? 395 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,575 Start your life already. 396 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,160 You're gonna be a rich bastard on your own someday, 397 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,870 and waiting's a bunch of bullshit. 398 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,455 - Tomcat. - It is. 399 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,956 Your confidence is really... 400 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,875 well, it's swell. 401 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,919 But honestly, I'm not sure it's a good idea. 402 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,171 I am. 403 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:41,300 Pete, this is an investment for me, in you. 404 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,928 And my jellybean over here, of course. 405 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,939 Oh, thank you. You're gonna love it. 406 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,691 We'll be so happy there. 407 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,582 I knew they'd help us. 408 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,501 I know you did. 409 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,544 Oh, come on. 410 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,172 You can't possibly be angry with me. 411 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,427 I'm just not sure taking that kind of money is a good idea. 412 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,221 He's not paying for the whole thing. 413 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,805 It's still a lot of money, 414 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,432 and I'm not sure what it means. 415 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,645 It means we get the apartment. 416 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,689 Do they get to tell us where to put the furniture? 417 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,234 They're not like that. 418 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,236 You would have taken money from your parents. 419 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,320 That's different. 420 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,404 Why? 421 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,365 Because that's my money. 422 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,616 I'll get it eventually. 423 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,910 So this is my money. 424 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:53,247 Sweetheart, he wants to help. 425 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,748 It makes him feel good. 426 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,166 Well, what about me? 427 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,751 Well, what about me? 428 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,714 You always get what you want, don't you? 429 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:07,344 I got you. That's all I really wanted. 430 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,100 Excuse me. Can we turn up Park? 431 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,060 I need to meet a client downtown. 432 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,146 Hush. It'll only take a sec. 433 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,232 The Armory. 434 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:23,360 When are they gonna tear that dinosaur down? 435 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,175 I'll be right back. 436 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,656 I'm in here. 437 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,576 Glen, I said get out. 438 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,706 Young man, what is wrong with you? 439 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:00,874 This room is occupied. 440 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,307 What do you have to say for yourself? 441 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,561 Glen, look at me. 442 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,814 That was very bad. 443 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,945 You know better than to walk in on someone like that. 444 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:34,282 That room is private, extremely private. 445 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:39,246 Well, that's all I'm trying to say. 446 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,124 Now look at me. 447 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,045 Don't you think you owe me an apology? 448 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,799 Well? 449 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,968 I'm sorry. 450 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,929 Well, good. 451 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:59,349 That's not the way to behave, okay? 452 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,441 Now... 453 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,528 It's all right. I'm not angry anymore. 454 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,666 You're pretty. 455 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,712 Well, thank you, dear. 456 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:31,465 Really pretty. 457 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:35,469 That's sweet of you to say. 458 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,263 How old are you? 459 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:43,143 Well, I'm the same age as your mother. 460 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:44,644 How old is your mother? 461 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,104 She's 32. 462 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,190 I'm 28. 463 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:54,988 Your hair is so beautiful. You look like a princess. 464 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,616 Well, I don't know about that. 465 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,117 Can I have some? 466 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,494 What? 467 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,122 Can I have some of your hair? 468 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,293 Glen, no. 469 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,461 Just a little piece? 470 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,670 Glen. 471 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,589 You won't even miss it. 472 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,615 Now off to bed with you. 473 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,701 And no radio. 474 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,101 Evening, gentlemen. 475 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,854 Walter, I'd like you to meet my cousins 476 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:09,938 Charlotte and Wendy. 477 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,858 Ladies, it's a pleasure. 478 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,569 We were hoping you were Pete's friends. 479 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,362 You must be the man of steel. 480 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:18,989 Will you look at that? 481 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:22,325 You could lose a nickel in those dimples. 482 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,080 I thought your cousin Wendy was a redhead. 483 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,332 No, that's my cousin Doris. 484 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,418 She wasn't available this evening. 485 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,671 Well, I think we can make do with this branch of the family. 486 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,633 I'm glad you decided to stay over. 487 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,093 So am I. 488 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:44,681 Hey, bottle of champagne for the table and another round of these, plus one. 489 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:55,442 You know, I had some thoughts about your campaign today. 490 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,776 Did you? 491 00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:01,865 Well, I was trying to express the essentialness of steel, 492 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,827 and I thought, Bethlehem Steel: 493 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,413 The backbone of America. 494 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,040 What do you think? 495 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:14,461 Unbelievable. Did Draper tell you to try and sneak this one by me? 496 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,629 No. I was just... 497 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,422 Campbell, get off the clock. 498 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:20,967 We have two lovely ladies here. 499 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:25,889 The only backbone I'm interested in now is right here. 500 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,644 So, tell me, Wendy, what do you do 501 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,606 when you're not lighting up rooms with your smile? 502 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:37,651 Well, I'm an actress, and I take some classes at Hunter. 503 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,152 Do you? 504 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:43,239 I would have thought you slept all day and bathed in milk. 505 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,589 How was it? 506 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:02,926 It was nice. Very quiet. 507 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:05,512 Oh. In case you're interested. 508 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,515 Oh. Thank you. 509 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,725 I'll be sure to look at it. 510 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,935 I can't thank you enough. 511 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,062 I hope I can return the favor sometime. 512 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,440 Oh, please, don't even think about it. 513 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:02,360 Looks pretty familiar. 514 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:06,031 Well, I wanted to maintain our original strategy, 515 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,742 but I think the wordplay achieves what you're looking for: 516 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,577 The idea that from the acorn... 517 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,454 that is, Bethlehem Steel... 518 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,539 comes America's great cities. 519 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,167 I know this isn't the idea you want to sell me, 520 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,835 so don't sell it so damn well. 521 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,130 Excuse me? 522 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,299 The backbone idea. 523 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,760 Campbell pitched it to me last night. 524 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,011 I like it. 525 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,930 What backbone idea? 526 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,892 Bethlehem Steel: The backbone of America. 527 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:39,647 Wasn't that it? 528 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,732 Oh, right. 529 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,233 It's concise, strong, 530 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,779 and frankly, I like that you were so enthusiastic about it 531 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,864 you couldn't wait to tell me. 532 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,329 Thanks again, boys. 533 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,789 Pleasure to make you happy, Walt. 534 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,832 Hope your visit to New York was productive. 535 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,918 I'm warming to the place. 536 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,635 Nice work. 537 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,804 I told you I had ideas. 538 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,806 Yes, you did. 539 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,892 Good one. Enjoy it. 540 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,729 You know what I think? 541 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:23,566 I think I did something good, and you got the compliment for it. 542 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,737 Listen, Pete, 543 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:32,826 I need you to go get a cardboard box... 544 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,078 and put your things in it. 545 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,496 Okay? 546 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,925 You picked the wrong time to buy an apartment. 547 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,859 H- How far has Mr. Adams gotten in the lesson? 548 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,944 B- Backing out? 549 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,530 Everybody out. 550 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:12,615 Now! 551 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,452 Uh, did he cover starting the car? 552 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,956 And the other way to stop. 553 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,263 Remember Pete Campbell's last day? 554 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:37,473 It's today. 555 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,850 What happened? 556 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:42,228 While I was breaking my neck trying to fix the hash he made yesterday, 557 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,147 he was at the St. Regis pitching copy. 558 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:46,774 His copy. 559 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,069 That little shit. 560 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:24,854 It was hard to see her all alone like that... 561 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:31,110 supporting herself with that sad little job at the jewelry store. 562 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,321 Frozen food. 563 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,950 I mean, I know she gets some kind of help, 564 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:41,829 but still, she looks so exhausted. 565 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,415 She tries to put on a brave face. 566 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,558 Honestly, I think she's jealous of me. 567 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,604 I've seen it before. I was in a sorority. 568 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:12,860 I mean, seeing happy families all around. 569 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,905 But I don't know what I can do. 570 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,574 I can't just disappear. I live there. 571 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,915 Of course, my real concern is those children. 572 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,793 I mean, the baby won't know the difference, 573 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,878 but that poor little boy. 574 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:41,014 The person taking care of him isn't giving him what he needs. 575 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,517 You know? 576 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,041 Gentlemen, please. 577 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,464 You really love that thing. 578 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,425 You were cute back then. 579 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,516 Pete Campbell. 580 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,934 On his way out. 581 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,770 Sorry to hear that. 582 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,855 Can't be avoided, I'm afraid. 583 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,607 I wish I could agree with that. 584 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:35,735 He's a junior account executive 585 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:40,365 who brought his own idea to a client in a bar. 586 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,657 There are rules. 587 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,285 There are other rules. 588 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,081 What's the problem? 589 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:53,086 New York City is a marvelous machine 590 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:57,673 filled with a mesh of levers and gears and springs, 591 00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:01,844 like a fine watch wound tight. 592 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,679 Always ticking. 593 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,390 Sounds more like a bomb. 594 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,184 How much do you know about Pete's family? 595 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,770 Nothing, except they put out a mediocre product. 596 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:14,107 His mother is Dorothy Dykeman Campbell. 597 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,275 The Dykemans owned pretty much everything 598 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,111 north of 125th Street, 599 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,571 which I don't know how good your geography is, 600 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:23,074 but that's a fair chunk of the island. 601 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:25,451 So they're rich. So what? 602 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,869 Well, no. 603 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:30,081 Uh, his grandfather dropped it all in '29. 604 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,457 Panicked. 605 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,294 Some people have no confidence in this country. 606 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,798 What's your concern, then? 607 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:42,301 Well, I don't want Dorothy Dykeman Campbell 608 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,138 standing on the dock at Fisher's Island this summer 609 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,850 talking about how badly Sterling Cooper treated her son. 610 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,227 I don't think any of us want that. 611 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,812 We lose him, 612 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:56,357 we lose our entree to Buckley, DKE, 613 00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:00,153 the Maidstone Club, the Century Club, 614 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,988 Dartmouth... 615 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,158 Gracie Mansion sometimes. 616 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,910 It's a marquee issue for us. 617 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:11,122 See my point? 618 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,124 Absolutely. 619 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:16,002 He's more valuable to the agency than I am. 620 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,170 Don't fool yourself. 621 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,173 There's a Pete Campbell at every agency out there. 622 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,216 Well, let's get one of the other ones. 623 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,135 You're going to need a stronger stomach 624 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:28,264 if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. 625 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,268 Thought it was a big watch. 626 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,023 You handle the words. 627 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,986 You know how much we want you here with us. 628 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,197 No doubt about that. 629 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,532 Don's a big boy, Bert. 630 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,910 Aren't you, Don? 631 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,502 Well, thank you, sir. 632 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,422 There you go. 633 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,303 I'm glad we're all better now. 634 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:34,080 What you did is totally unacceptable. 635 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,248 I realize that. 636 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,250 I want you to be very clear about this. 637 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,085 You were fired. I wanted you out. 638 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,419 Cooper wanted you out. 639 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:43,339 And you would be if it weren't for this man. 640 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,134 He thought you deserved another chance. 641 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,680 That's right. He fought for you. 642 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,139 I don't know what to say. 643 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,349 Say nothing. 644 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:56,394 You're here because of Don Draper's largesse. 645 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,896 Thank you. Thank you so much. 646 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,732 Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, 647 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,984 so I'll illuminate you: 648 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,318 This man is your commanding officer. 649 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,822 You live and die in his shadow. 650 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,448 Understood? 651 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,286 I won't let you down, Don. 652 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,913 Jesus, Campbell. 653 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:17,999 Don't ever say that. 654 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:36,517 I bet daily friendship with that bottle attracts more people to advertising 655 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,644 than any salary you can dream of. 656 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,354 It's why I got in. 657 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,315 So enjoy it. 658 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,650 I'm doing my best here. 659 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:45,860 Oh, you're not. 660 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,404 You don't know how to drink, your whole generation. 661 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:49,947 You drink for the wrong reasons. 662 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:54,285 My generation, we drink because it's good. 663 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:56,912 Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. 664 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,373 Because we deserve it. 665 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,043 We drink because it's what men do. 666 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,336 What about shaky hands? 667 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,088 I see a lot of that, too, with you boys. 668 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,467 No joke. Your kind with your gloomy thoughts and your worries, 669 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,470 you're all busy licking some imaginary wound. 670 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,889 Not all imaginary. 671 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,557 Yeah, boo-hoo. 672 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,937 Maybe I'm not as comfortable being powerless as you are. 673 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,108 Pardon? 674 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,989 You know, you shouldn't compete with Pete Campbell. 675 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,074 I'm not. 676 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,408 Yeah. You are. 677 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,454 Not at a personal level, but for the world. 678 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,045 I don't know. 679 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:49,465 Maybe every generation thinks the next one is the end of it all. 680 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:00,059 I bet there are people in the Bible 681 00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:02,645 walking around complaining about kids today. 682 00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:09,443 Kids today, they have no one to look up to... 683 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,405 because they're looking up to us. 684 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,413 Of course, if you're not going to have live-in help, 685 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,040 that back room can be used for any number of things. 686 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:26,252 I don't think we'll be having live-in help just yet, do you, sweetheart? 687 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,796 No, I think we'll be managing on our own for now. 688 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:34,301 Oh, I'm so glad you could come. 689 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,053 I'd like you to meet Mrs. Clifford Lyman. 690 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,513 She'll be one of your new neighbors, 691 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,432 and she's on the co-op board. 692 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,767 Of course you know these two. 693 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,352 Where's the nursery at? 694 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:44,437 Thank you, Tom. 695 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,063 I don't want to hear that again. 696 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,148 Mrs. Lyman, Trudy Campbell. 697 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,691 So nice to meet you. 698 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:49,859 Well, aren't you darling? 699 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,360 The two of you. 700 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,028 A pleasure. 701 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,448 Now, I know I shouldn't ask, but I have to. 702 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,408 Your mother-in-law was just telling me 703 00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,453 that your great-great-grandfather was a farmer with Isaac Roosevelt? 704 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,746 Is that right? 705 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,914 Um, yes. That's true. 706 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:07,460 That was Nicholas Dykeman, right? 707 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,462 On his mother's side. 708 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,465 Can you imagine orchards on 204th Street? 709 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,925 He's buried at the Church of the Intercession. 710 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:17,762 Oh, my goodness. Wait until I tell my husband 711 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,847 there's going to be a Dykeman living in the building. 712 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,807 He'll be so thrilled. 713 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,686 Sweetheart, tell Mrs. Lyman the story about your great-great aunt 714 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,022 getting in that fight with the British soldier and the Hessian. 715 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,648 You tell it, dear. 716 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,067 You tell it so much better than I do. 717 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:35,237 Well, I think it was his great-great aunt, 718 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,490 or great-great-great... I'm not sure... 719 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,742 but it was before the Revolutionary War, 720 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,495 and the Dykemans owned a large tract of land 721 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:43,996 just north of Central Park. 722 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,916 Of course, it wasn't called Central Park back then, but...