1 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,338 - Hello? - I apologize for the hour. 2 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:50,091 You instructed me to avoid your offices. 3 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,926 But we have good news. 4 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,430 Thank goodness. 5 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:59,058 The Hansard procedure negotiations have concluded as promised. 6 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:02,812 You need only wire the full £2,900 by Thursday 7 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,232 and your slate will be clear with the Inland Revenue. 8 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,859 As promised? 9 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,154 Your promise was to extricate me from this situation altogether. 10 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,364 My promise was to keep you out of prison. 11 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,825 Thursday. 12 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,953 How am I supposed to find $8,000 in two days? 13 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,038 That's not possible. That's no help at all. 14 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:24,792 Look, Lane, you gave Her Majesty's portion to a foreign power, 15 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:28,212 and the tax man is keen to make an example of an expatriate. 16 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,924 This is the very best news there could be. 17 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,551 You should get a pencil. 18 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,970 I'll give you the information. 19 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,687 What are you doing out here? 20 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,064 Business. Get back to bed, dear. 21 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:50,151 - What are you looking for? - Go back to bed this minute! 22 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,995 Scarlett, hold this and stand here. 23 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,206 No. 24 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,708 Mr. Kinsey called regarding lunch. 25 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:09,754 - What does he want? - I think he wants to have lunch. 26 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,590 - What's wrong with him? He's very polite. - Yeah. 27 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,842 You should have seen him at Ken's bachelor party. 28 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,970 - I think he was on LSD. - Really? 29 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,308 He's sort of been threatening to "spot" by. 30 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,227 Scarlett, here you are. 31 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,521 I'm sorry, Mr. Pryce. Do you need me? 32 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:30,107 Only in that I wanted you to direct me to Mr. Crane. 33 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,567 Please leave us. 34 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,694 I'll meet him for coffee. 35 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,159 I was hoping we could discuss the first quarter media projections. 36 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,369 Sure. 37 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,752 These numbers are very positive. 38 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,629 They're projections. 39 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,465 They're derived from reality, but they're hopes and dreams. 40 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,008 January and February look great. 41 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,594 Heinz, Mohawk, Vicks, all pretty stable. 42 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,346 When will they become commitments? 43 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,806 I can't predict the future, Lane. 44 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,224 I don't know what the Russians are going to do. 45 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,059 We may be living underground by Lincoln's birthday. 46 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,523 That's my only copy. 47 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,282 Hope you don't need any actual paperwork because everything's out by my desk 48 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,492 and my desk is out by Chuck. 49 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,786 How's Rebecca? 50 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,039 About the same, underfed and underpaid. 51 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,165 And Laura? 52 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,835 She calls me during the day and she's peachy. 53 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,587 But I come home and she's blue. 54 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,590 - To the holidays. - To gin. 55 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:40,261 So, Walt, what do you think about extending our credit by $50,000? 56 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,057 I didn't know we were going to talk real business. 57 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,602 Should I slow down? 58 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,565 How do things look for '67? 59 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,109 The projections suggest... 60 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:58,362 No projections. We're only interested in commitments. 61 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,323 Yes, the commitments are firm, 62 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,950 but no one's been paying their bills on time. 63 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,786 I got it. Done. 64 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,707 Are you going away? 65 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,376 No. I love Christmas in Manhattan. 66 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,922 Can you take care of it today? I'd like to start writing checks immediately. 67 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,423 Sure. 68 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,383 We're heading to Florida. 69 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,637 I want to fly, but I think we're going to drive. 70 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,279 - Roger, Cooper's office. - Coming. 71 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,117 What's the hurry, Harry? 72 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:46,827 Are you drunk? 73 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,538 Pearl Harbor Day. Show some respect. 74 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,165 How are you doing with your bombing? 75 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,085 Remember Lane's fool at Jaguar, Edwin Baker? 76 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,962 You mean Bazooka Joe? 77 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,882 Three weeks ago, he was replaced by Hugh Hibbert, 78 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,342 and we are back in the running. 79 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,178 - He called you? - No, I called him. 80 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,639 In fact, I've been working a few prospects over there for months, 81 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,766 waiting for Edwin to self-destruct, 82 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,226 and he did... 83 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,353 Spectacularly, apparently. 84 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,356 He vomited in the lap of the head of the dealers association. 85 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:18,901 Who else? 86 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,114 It sounds like Foote Cone, Ted Bates, D'Arcy. 87 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,991 Everyone who doesn't have a car. 88 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,326 - What is that, nine of us? - No, it's five. 89 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,828 And size-wise, we're the smallest, 90 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,122 so let's all start boning up on the wonders of Jaguar. 91 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,456 We have a meet-and-greet next week 92 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,251 and the presentations are sometime in mid-January. 93 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,711 That's a lot of work. 94 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,047 Yes. You may have to stay past 5:30. 95 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,426 I'd live here if I thought it was more than a pipe dream. 96 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,266 We reject the material world 97 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,310 in favor of the recognition of one's true identity. 98 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,646 I don't understand what you're saying. 99 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,189 Paul? 100 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,236 Harry Crane, as I live and breathe. 101 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,655 What the hell happened to you? 102 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,365 Krishna consciousness. 103 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,123 Don't pretend this isn't strange. 104 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,042 That's why I wanted you to see it. 105 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,669 Consider it seen. I really should be going. 106 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,756 Harry, I've been trying to get you down here. 107 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:26,177 Remember how anxious, how insecure, how terrified I was of living life? 108 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,220 It's gone. 109 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,347 Can you imagine living that way, Harry? 110 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,266 I'm sorry, this is giving me the willies. 111 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,310 Please, keep an open mind. 112 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,187 Can we do this for a few minutes? 113 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,980 Am I allowed to be here? 114 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,983 - Everyone's allowed to be here. - Hello, there. 115 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,736 Harry, this is Mother Lakshmi. 116 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,946 Hare Krishna, Harry. 117 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,324 - I get it. - Get what? 118 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,517 - I should go. - No. 119 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,810 Chant with us. 120 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,188 You'll like it. I promise. 121 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,016 Roger's not coming. He's on Battleship Row. 122 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,269 But I've already told him. 123 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,688 I called this meeting. 124 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,439 Where's Joan? 125 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,608 It's best Joan's not here for my announcement. 126 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,360 I don't know about yours. 127 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,157 - Go ahead. - Very well. 128 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,869 A recent pass of the books shows that we have 129 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:18,372 a surplus of $50,000, 130 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:22,918 and I believe that enables us to distribute Christmas bonuses. 131 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,673 Equal shares to full partners, half shares to juniors, 132 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:31,468 2% gifts to S.N.C. and 4% E.N.C. 133 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,762 God bless us, everyone. 134 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,558 And I shall see to it that the checks are distributed immediately. 135 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,227 Actually, let's wait till the Christmas party. 136 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,356 Someone's not going to be happy, and I'd rather not stare at her for a month. 137 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,442 Approved. 138 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,110 - Don... - I have to announce 139 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,113 that we're in the running... I mean, actually this time 140 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,239 for Jaguar. 141 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:56,160 So it's time we all get some learning on this fine automobile. 142 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,495 I intend to drive the Mark II this afternoon. 143 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,122 Don, 144 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:05,085 don't you think the bonuses would make more of an impact now? 145 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:08,130 There's nothing like a surprise for morale. 146 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,548 Not my morale. 147 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,218 The Jaguar announcement should be good for morale. 148 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,178 And, as much as it affects me personally, 149 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,180 I think we should sit tight on the bonuses. 150 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,350 Jaguar will provide only a little seed and we'll have to supplement. 151 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,434 Damn it! 152 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,938 We can afford to do both. 153 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,774 - What ghost visited you, Ebenezer? - Pete. 154 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,984 You asked me to stop this last time. 155 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,319 Yes, other than Roger, 156 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,697 who started drinking at exactly 7:55 this morning, 157 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:37,201 no one has given me the reaction I desire 158 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,286 from this blessed event. 159 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:40,788 Bert. 160 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,624 They're lemons. They never start. 161 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,377 Meeting adjourned. 162 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,342 You like my shirt? 163 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,971 It's very festive. 164 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,014 You know, it's sacrilege to say this, 165 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,309 but Pearl Harbor was an act of genius. 166 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,146 The only thing they didn't plan for was success. 167 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,358 The Japs won and they didn't know what to do with it. 168 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,318 Mr. Sterling, 169 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,405 seeing as you're dressed for fishing, 170 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,283 you'll have more success if you're quiet. 171 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,829 Don't be like that. 172 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,081 I couldn't care less. 173 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,000 I know why you're mad. 174 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,754 But Jane is not going to take everything. 175 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,840 It never occurred to me. 176 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,591 Because the Army is taking such good care of you? 177 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,719 - Have I asked? - No. 178 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,055 And you shouldn't have to and you don't and you keep sending it back. 179 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,557 Because it's a short-term solution. 180 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,893 - I told you, I'll cover Kevin through college. - No. 181 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,895 It's better this way for him. 182 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,357 And if you're not careful, you won't even be a family friend. 183 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,152 - Joanie, I had an experience. - I know, Roger. 184 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,945 It's not about honor. 185 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,824 It's about the fact that we created a human life. 186 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,827 We made a baby. 187 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,704 Yes. 188 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,166 And now it's some other lucky girl's turn. 189 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,795 Scarlett. 190 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,841 Hello. 191 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:39,698 All of us have a very close connection. 192 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,700 Krishna. 193 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,078 My head is humming. 194 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,080 And your mind is clear. 195 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,332 Yeah. 196 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,000 I should be getting back. 197 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,044 Holy shit, how long have I been here? 198 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,756 - Are you hungry? - I am. 199 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,384 Paramatma, take him for some food. 200 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,594 Yes, Mother Lakshmi. That's a beautiful idea. 201 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,514 - Harry, will you eat with me? - Just the two of us? 202 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,355 But when we are 203 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,483 in the material, conditional life, 204 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,985 we forget this. 205 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,492 It is so good to see you. 206 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,703 It's good to see you, too. 207 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,539 But I'm not gonna join. 208 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,332 I don't want you to. 209 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,293 But I can tell you really got into that. 210 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,754 I can tell you really got into Lakshmi. 211 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,048 I love her deeply, Harry. 212 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,884 Absolutely. She's my kind of religion. 213 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,594 It's not like that. 214 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,972 Lakshmi lived most of her life as a girl named Janet, 215 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:48,434 whose promiscuity led her to drugs and prostitution. 216 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,269 The movement saved her life. 217 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,354 So what's your excuse? 218 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,442 I was at rock bottom. 219 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,944 I had really degraded myself. 220 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,988 - At McCann? - No, damn it. 221 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,364 Listen, 222 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,492 I love what the movement has given me, 223 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,371 but I don't understand why I have to live like that to love God. 224 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,290 Are they making you stay? 225 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,792 It's just Lakshmi. 226 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,045 - So you don't wanna share, huh? - You don't understand. 227 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,174 I want to make a life with her, but not there. 228 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,509 So what does that have to do with me? 229 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,762 She was a runaway, and she won't leave 230 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,390 unless she knows she won't wind up back on the streets. 231 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,142 You want money. I knew it. 232 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,560 You know what? Go eat by yourself. 233 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,895 Stop, stop. 234 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,688 Money solves today, not tomorrow. 235 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,565 Up here on the right. 236 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,526 And for your information, Prabhupad is buying. 237 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,947 I'm sorry I said 238 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,492 I couldn't come because of the accident. 239 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,910 I'm sorry. 240 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,870 Excuse me. 241 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,712 "Can you help me, doctor?" I asked him. 242 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,467 "It started... It started," I said, 243 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,386 "when I was sitting in front of the television set 244 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,222 "with my feet on the coffee table. 245 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,974 "Now, I've sat there hundreds of times, 246 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,311 "thousands maybe, with a can of beer in my hand. 247 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:18,023 "I like to have a can of beer in my hand when I watch the beer ads. 248 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,985 "But now, for no reason I could think of, 249 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,780 "the ad was making me sick. 250 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,242 "So I used the remote control to get to another channel, 251 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,161 "but each channel made me just as sick. 252 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,830 "The television was one thing, 253 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,917 "and I was a person, and I was going to be sick. 254 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,127 "So I turned it off 255 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,421 "and had a panicky moment. 256 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,674 "I smelled the beer in my hand. 257 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,468 "And as I vomited, I looked around the living room 258 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,428 "for something to grab onto." 259 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,849 - Do you want something to eat? - Nope. 260 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,895 Come on. 261 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,022 I didn't have dinner. 262 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,109 - You want a drink? - Yep. 263 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,070 "Yep. Nope." 264 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,698 Should have been our wedding vows. 265 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,324 I'm just tired. 266 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,368 No, you're not. 267 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,746 I don't understand. 268 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,708 I've heard you say a lot worse things about advertising. 269 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,919 The mighty theater punches its audience in the face 270 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,964 with its subtle message. There's a challenge. 271 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,801 Let me tell you, people buy things because it makes them feel better. 272 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,928 We could have had dinner with Charles. 273 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,389 He's an understudy. That may be his only performance. 274 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,890 I don't mind picking up the check for your friends, 275 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,393 - but not if they insult me first. - I'm sorry. 276 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,563 People make fun of acting all the time, and you love it. 277 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,066 And I didn't think it was such a strong stand against advertising 278 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,235 as much as the emptiness of consumerism. 279 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,864 No one's made a stronger stand against advertising than you. 280 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,503 You know, I was scared when Bea was born, but she's such a joy. 281 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,507 I actually saw her face float by while I was chanting. 282 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,302 Really? You had a vision? 283 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,346 I guess. 284 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,351 And you kind of think you're tied to this person forever. 285 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,771 Not my little girl. You know, Jennifer. 286 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,230 And now with another one on the way... 287 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,359 I want a family with Lakshmi. 288 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,194 And a farm, maybe outside Frisco. 289 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,529 You're gonna have to do a little less recruiting 290 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,239 and a little more working. 291 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,116 About that... 292 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,078 I don't have a job for you, Paul. I've thought about that. 293 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,329 It's the whole reason I didn't wanna see you. 294 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,540 But you can help me because I have been working. 295 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,878 You've been writing? 296 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,382 I think this is the most meaningful work I've ever done in my life. 297 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:54,262 It's a speculative episode of the hit television show Star Trek. 298 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,891 Are you kidding me? 299 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,810 I think it should be their season opener next year. 300 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,561 If there is one. 301 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,772 It's a tough time slot. My Three Sons, Bewitched, 302 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,066 - that thing's a juggernaut. - It'll be there. 303 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,651 Where the hell do you watch it? 304 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,070 Through the window of a pizza parlor on MacDougal. 305 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,823 - What, do you lip-read? - I've seen the show, 306 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,118 and I think I've made a good effort at matching the moral complexities 307 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,078 tinged with adventure that draw people to it. 308 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,331 Just read the first 15 pages. 309 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,250 If you don't think it's good enough for network television, 310 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,503 then you don't have to pass it along to the executives at NBC 311 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:30,090 or even think about trying to get it to Mr. Roddenberry. 312 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,551 That's kind of a line you don't cross, Paul. 313 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,803 Who do you think you're talking to? 314 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,764 How much do you buy at NBC? You don't have any leverage? 315 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,100 Okay. 316 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,187 - Is it about Hare Krishna? - No. 317 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,274 Not literally, but they don't tell literal stories. 318 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,446 Look, you had a vision your first time. 319 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,991 Not that I wasn't in a state of bliss for the first few months, 320 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,201 but something happened. 321 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,287 I try to clear my head, but I can't. 322 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,581 It's too busy in there. 323 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,916 Everybody else looks so happy. 324 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,545 You know, I got there and I started trying to figure out 325 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,380 who Prabhupad likes best. 326 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,591 It's the same as everywhere I go. 327 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,885 He doesn't like me. 328 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,219 No one likes me. 329 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,347 Sometimes I think Krishna doesn't even like me. 330 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,683 No one but Lakshmi. 331 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,897 Will you read the script? 332 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,844 Can I ask you something? 333 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,179 Why didn't you bring in Paul Kinsey when you hired Ginsberg? 334 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,389 He wasn't submitted. 335 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,684 - You didn't consider him? - Was I supposed to? 336 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,561 As far as I know, he was at McCann, 337 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,773 and then Y&R, then he rolled downhill through K&E and B&B. 338 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,775 And last thing I heard, he was in-house at A.M.P. 339 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,402 Who's A.M.P.? 340 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,571 No, I'm sorry. The A.M.P. 341 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,200 Will you read a script he wrote for Star Trek? 342 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,161 Harry, if he asked you to pass it along, 343 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,537 I don't think this is what he meant. 344 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,415 I know what he meant, but I need a second opinion. 345 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,542 Aren't you curious? 346 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,298 Is it going to give me a case of the "nee-groan complex"? 347 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,467 It's really bad. 348 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,678 And it's pronounced "neh-grahn" because it rhymes with "katahn," 349 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,890 which the negron pick under slavery to the caucasons. 350 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,433 That's a twist. 351 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,353 No, the twist is that the negron are white. 352 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,482 Great. Now I'm not gonna get anything done. 353 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,734 He really hopes this will change his life. 354 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,069 What am I gonna do? 355 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,404 You really wanna help him, don't you? 356 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,783 So what? Really, do you know how lucky we are? 357 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,994 If you really wanna help, 358 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,914 be honest with him and tell him he needs to write a better script. 359 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,999 I think it was really hard for him. 360 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,168 Then he shouldn't be doing it. 361 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,510 Mr. Campbell to see you. 362 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,018 Send him in. 363 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,356 So what's your favorite Jaguar? 364 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,775 Did you send over a packet? 365 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,819 No, I drove them. 366 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,529 Someone drove me. 367 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,030 I don't know how to operate a stick shift. 368 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,782 I'll go this afternoon. 369 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,827 See that you do, because your opinion means a lot more than mine. 370 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,246 Take Megan. See how they deal with a couple. 371 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,790 We'll see. 372 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:18,128 You know, if I told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, 373 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,921 you would have kissed me on the mouth. 374 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,465 Maybe you and I should go as a couple. 375 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,308 Well, that is good to hear. 376 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,645 Pity having to deplete the resources this time of year, 377 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,313 but it had to be done. 378 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,650 I've been assured the funds should be accessible immediately. 379 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:41,735 Very well. 380 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,070 There is the matter of my fee. 381 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,240 Yes, of course. 382 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,242 After the holidays? Good day. 383 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,666 Joan, you have a guest in reception. 384 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,543 He needs a signature. 385 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,384 Are you Joan Harris? 386 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,303 Yes, that's me. 387 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,639 - You're served. - What? 388 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,314 Damn it. 389 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,025 Why did you let him in? 390 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,028 - He said he needed to talk to you. - About what? 391 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,906 I don't remember everything everybody says. 392 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,824 Because you're an idiot! 393 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,951 Don't talk to me like that. 394 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:35,455 Do you understand having you out here is the same as having no one? 395 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,458 He said he knew you. He said it was a surprise. 396 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,918 A surprise? 397 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,670 Thank you for that. Here's a surprise! 398 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,255 - Joan! - Surprise! 399 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,174 There's an airplane here to see you! 400 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,301 You're not allowed to do that. 401 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,095 - Come on. - Stop it. 402 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,479 - What's going on? - Nothing. 403 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,190 - Come with me. - I'm fine. 404 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,653 Don. 405 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,030 Come on, let's go. 406 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,615 It's too early for lunch. 407 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:14,160 - We're not going to lunch. - I don't even have my coat. 408 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,059 Look at your watch. 409 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,603 Well, hello. 410 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,690 What brings you in today? 411 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,651 We got tired of waiting for a cab. 412 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,153 Thought we'd buy a car. 413 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,239 Let's see if I can get out of your way. 414 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,951 What's this one? 415 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,536 It's the Mark ll. 416 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,955 It's roomy, quiet, good for a night on the town, 417 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,124 but can also accommodate children. 418 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,250 Do you have any? 419 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,336 Altogether, four. 420 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,298 This is a car for the American road. 421 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,758 It's too much power for England. 422 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,302 They don't have the space. 423 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,346 Yeah, plus I hear the dampness is murder on the electrical system. 424 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,223 We've worked that out. 425 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,894 Honey. What's that? 426 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,480 That's the most beautiful car ever made. 427 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,066 The XKE, or the E-Type. 428 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,694 I want one. 429 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,864 I'm thinking about paying to have you drive around in this. 430 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,867 Go get me the keys. I'll drive her around for free. 431 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,036 I'll have to take you out one at a time. 432 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,662 There's no room for three. 433 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,165 Why would we want you along? 434 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,667 She really wants me to take it for a ride. 435 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,502 I can't. 436 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,296 She can drive it herself. 437 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,340 So you're going to ride with her? 438 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,550 Can l? 439 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,637 How much is the car? 440 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,013 That one? 441 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,306 $5,600. 442 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,395 Here's $6,000. 443 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,774 If we don't come back, consider it paid for. 444 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,868 I don't know what it is. That car does nothing for me. 445 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,955 It's because you're happy. You don't need it. 446 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,040 Okay. 447 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,795 You do not know how hard I've tried to ignore this at work. 448 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,925 I know what I'm doing, I have some control, 449 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,471 but then he found a way to ruin that, too. 450 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,267 You're gonna need to define some of these pronouns 451 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,601 if you want me to keep listening. 452 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:48,606 Dr. Captain Harris served me with papers in the office. 453 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,818 He's divorcing me. 454 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,154 Like he has the moral high ground. 455 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,993 It's hard on a marriage when you're apart. 456 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,328 Really? He loves it. 457 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,041 I'm sorry about that girl, but, you know... 458 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,753 It used to be if someone needed to see me in reception, 459 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,214 they were delivering flowers. 460 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,174 Those flowers... 461 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,470 God, my first week here I thought you were dating Ali Khan. 462 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,557 My mother raised me to be admired. 463 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,434 But no flowers from you. 464 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,769 You scared the shit out of me. 465 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,856 Burt Peterson told me you were the one person in the agency 466 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,607 I shouldn't cross. 467 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,111 He and Freddy had a standing argument that you were a lesbian. 468 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,363 You think they never brought that up with me? 469 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,410 Congratulations. 470 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:43,828 For what? 471 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,040 For getting divorced. 472 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,337 Nobody realizes how bad it has to get for that to happen. 473 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,714 Now you get to move on. 474 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,716 To what? 475 00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:00,720 To start over? With a baby? 476 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,475 On what date do you share that news? 477 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,769 Right after you go all the way. 478 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,940 You'll find somebody better. 479 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,486 You did, didn't you? 480 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,821 You found someone perfect. 481 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,073 I did. 482 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,079 I feel like the office misses her. 483 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,750 Maybe I should have kept her at reception. 484 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,965 I don't think you should have thrown those papers out the window. 485 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,803 Give me some change. I want music. 486 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,185 Hello? 487 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,729 There's a Lakshmi here to see you. 488 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,524 She's got a whole story. 489 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,860 Bring her back. 490 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,571 Scarlett, please hold all my calls. 491 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,876 A pleasure to see you. I hope you understand, 492 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,171 Jennifer wants to be very thorough in our search for a nanny. 493 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,006 Thank you, Meredith. 494 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,221 If this is some kind of shakedown, let me stop you right now. 495 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,181 I know you're trying to recruit me. 496 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,225 Can I have a drink? 497 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,561 Isn't that verboten? 498 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:32,812 Listen to me. 499 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,731 I don't know what it is, 500 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:38,818 but when you were chanting, I felt this... 501 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,488 Intensity, you know? 502 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,867 Everywhere on my body... 503 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,953 Especially one place. 504 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,373 Really? 505 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,833 I was in such a state. 506 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,507 Stop it. I thought you were with Paul. 507 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,552 Nobody's with anybody. 508 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,347 Paramatma does what he wants and so do l. 509 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:11,767 It doesn't mean that we don't love each other. 510 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:14,061 So there's no reason for you to say no. 511 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,856 What about the fact that I'm married? 512 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,734 I'm burning for you. 513 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,321 Does your wife burn for you? 514 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,621 So this is completely allowed? 515 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,845 Take me like this. 516 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,855 Not even a little Sinatra? 517 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,316 Jimmy Durante. 518 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,241 Look at all these people dancing to my music. 519 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,829 You wanna dance? 520 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,832 I don't think we should. 521 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,417 You sure look like you wanna dance. 522 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,378 You and me in Midtown? 523 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,714 You with that look on your face? 524 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,468 What look, baby? 525 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,846 God, you're irresistible. 526 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,601 You know what this woman said to me once? 527 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,104 "I like being bad 528 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,606 "and going home and being good." 529 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:42,942 I bet that stuck to your ribs. 530 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,528 It was a disaster. 531 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,948 And you enjoyed every minute of it. 532 00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:54,453 God, I miss that. 533 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,001 There's a gentleman over at seven-thirty 534 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,587 who looks like he wants to dance. 535 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,134 Who do you think he is? 536 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,136 Advertising? 537 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,472 Insurance? 538 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,974 Lawyer? 539 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,645 And who do you think's waiting at home? 540 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,482 I bet she's not ugly. 541 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:27,069 The only sin she's committed is being familiar. 542 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,406 So you think it's all him? 543 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,992 Because she can't give him what he wants. 544 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,495 Because he doesn't know what he wants, 545 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,832 what he's wanting. 546 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,001 He knows. 547 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,463 It's just the way he is. 548 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:49,050 And maybe it's just the way she is. 549 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,603 I'm gonna go. 550 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,191 - I can still drive, I think. - I can drive. 551 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,526 You can stay. 552 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,197 I've been sitting with you since he walked in. 553 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,532 Poor me, I struck out. 554 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,910 Who's gonna believe that? 555 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,754 Carfare, 556 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:28,714 in case it doesn't work out. 557 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,883 Mad money. 558 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,719 Thank you. 559 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,306 Good night, sweetheart. 560 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,393 Stand over by the jukebox. 561 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,437 That looked pretty good before. 562 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,672 Are you okay? 563 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,924 I don't know. L... 564 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,261 My heart's beating like a rabbit. 565 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,596 Smoking's not gonna help. 566 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,725 Don't get all strict on me, Mother Lakshmi. 567 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,103 But I am strict. 568 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,313 I did this for the movement. 569 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,442 Good to know, but I ain't joining. 570 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:34,488 Although your techniques are more persuasive than... 571 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:36,657 Paul's. 572 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,451 You're disgusting. 573 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,455 I'm only here because I don't want you shaking his devotion. 574 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,832 What? How does that work? 575 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,959 You're the worst girlfriend in the world. 576 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,211 And you're the best friend. 577 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,506 That's why you're giving him false hope for his awful teleplay. 578 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,261 He wants to have a life with you. 579 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,056 And you know that even if that was possible, that's not the way. 580 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,975 Look, he doesn't know that. 581 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,894 So why don't you just let him go? 582 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,480 Because he's a devotee of the Lord. 583 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,983 You're just a karmi and a sense enjoyer. 584 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,861 You wanna make him into a gross materialist 585 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,655 when he's living in the spiritual world. 586 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,910 And also he's our best recruiter. 587 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,412 I mean, he really can close. 588 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:26,332 So I'm confused. Why did we just do that? 589 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,084 Because you're going to stay away from him 590 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:32,963 and let him be happy in the light of Krishna consciousness. 591 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:37,676 You thought I was some confused little girl? 592 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,096 I'm trading the only thing I have. 593 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,517 But you already gave it away. 594 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,358 Stay away from him. 595 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,532 What do I do about the script? 596 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,201 Tell him the truth. 597 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,622 That always works. 598 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,064 You're drunk. 599 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,358 And you left work at lunch. 600 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,819 Where the hell were you? 601 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,529 You wanna get the rolling pin? 602 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:40,823 What the hell? 603 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:42,950 I wanna know where you were. 604 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,995 I left work, I test-drove a Jaguar, 605 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,706 had a drink with Joan, drove around some more and dropped it off. 606 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,666 And you never thought to call me? 607 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,293 Why did you want me to think that? 608 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,711 Calm the hell down. 609 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,588 I put a plate in the oven for you 610 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,715 and sat here like an idiot, waiting for someone 611 00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,925 who doesn't give a shit about anybody. 612 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,848 - You like to get mad. - No, I don't. 613 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,726 - That's what gets you going. - That is not what this is. 614 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,436 Now sit down! 615 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,855 You're gonna eat dinner with me. 616 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,717 Do you want any cheese? 617 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,471 - No. Do you want... - I'll clean it up later. 618 00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:56,482 You used to love your work. 619 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,526 Well, it's different there now. 620 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,697 You loved it before you ever met me. 621 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:14,333 My mother is not a good nurse and he hides his symptoms. 622 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,169 He's a rugged chap. 623 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,923 I do think more than ever we should pay them a visit at Christmas. 624 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,967 Or I could just take Nigel. 625 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:25,260 Certainly we can afford that. 626 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,232 I shouldn't be sharing this, but I truly don't want you to go. 627 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:44,279 You see, Edwin's left Jaguar. 628 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:46,657 That's why she left in a hurry. 629 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,535 If he had been sacked, he'd have lost his visa. 630 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,956 Yes, well, it allowed Jaguar to come crawling back to me. 631 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:59,753 The firm can't do it without me and I shan't spend another Christmas alone. 632 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,298 Darling. 633 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:06,552 I'm so happy for you, so proud. 634 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:10,472 Of course we'll be here by your side. 635 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:13,267 Christmas in New York will do just fine. 636 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,161 Don't get excited. 637 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,414 Well, get excited, but they're not from me. 638 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,125 Thank you for delivering them. 639 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,003 I had to. The girl in reception is too scared to bring them back. 640 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,422 I also had to sign for them and tip handsomely. 641 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,428 Do you want a tip, too? 642 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:56,977 How many times have I left you alone with a card from another man? 643 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:16,455 Hare Krishna. 644 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,708 Great to see you. Well? 645 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,877 I've been meditating on the idea that you have good news, 646 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:24,171 especially since you called me so fast. 647 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:28,926 Then I realized it's probably not, since you wouldn't tell me over the phone. 648 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:35,099 I have news, but it's complicated. 649 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,394 They loved it. They said it was one of the best scripts they had ever read. 650 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,146 Who? 651 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:44,233 The reader at Mike Weinblatt's office. 652 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:45,651 But he apparently can't give it to Mike 653 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,278 or anyone over there because of legal reasons. 654 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:51,073 And you can never call him because they've had some lawsuits, 655 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:54,660 but he said you have a future and I agree with him. 656 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:57,454 Did you tell him I'll get a lawyer? I'll sign anything they want. 657 00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:00,999 Yes, but he was firmly discouraging in every way 658 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,919 except in his unbridled enthusiasm for the writing. 659 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,712 Really? What did he say? 660 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,256 Can I talk to him? Does he want to talk to me? 661 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,715 Never. 662 00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,008 But... 663 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,764 In this envelope is your future. 664 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,350 This is your destiny. 665 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,519 Is it a contract? 666 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,521 They're not interested. 667 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,774 But I am. 668 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,696 This is $500 and a ticket to Los Angeles. 669 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:34,074 I want you to leave the Krishnas and go out there and try. 670 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,869 I don't think Lakshmi... 671 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:40,789 I'm not giving you this unless you promise 672 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:43,083 to leave your things and go from here. 673 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,836 I don't have any things. 674 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,339 Good. This is all you need. 675 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,511 You don't understand what it's like out there. 676 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:56,930 This failure, this life... 677 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:02,269 It'll all seem like it happened to someone else. 678 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,730 Harry, you don't understand Lakshmi. 679 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:10,360 If you go back there, you'll never be strong enough to go. 680 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,363 And then she'll try and talk you out of it. And what does that tell you? 681 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:17,409 It's $500. You can call her on the way from Philly or something. 682 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:45,687 You know, all these people said they'd do something for me. 683 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,981 You're the first one who did. 684 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,778 Break a leg. 685 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,288 Everyone's assembling for the announcement. 686 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:06,124 Well, there's a little bad news to go with the good. 687 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,878 Mohawk's machinists are going on strike. 688 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,797 Despite the fact that they're flying, 689 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,757 they're suspending their advertising. 690 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,302 They made so much money all summer as scabs. 691 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,389 - What's going on? - Mohawk's on strike. 692 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,099 They're suspending all work. 693 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,225 They're not leaving the agency, 694 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,893 but what they save by cutting the ad budget 695 00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:26,979 goes straight to the bottom line, and it's the end of the year. 696 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,731 Then there'll be no bonuses. 697 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:30,899 No! 698 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:35,487 No Christmas bonuses three years in a row? 699 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:36,780 I know. 700 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,826 They're going to be working all through the holidays on Jaguar. 701 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,620 Fine. Just the partners will defer. 702 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,623 Even the junior partners? 703 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:48,750 Yes, till the end of January. 704 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,254 That's prudent. 705 00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,589 Well, here we go. 706 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,717 Don, you up to joining us? 707 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,521 Lane, go ahead. 708 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,442 Well, we have a few announcements, 709 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,235 the first of which is 710 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,781 that we have received some bad news from Mohawk Airlines 711 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:23,243 that they will be suspending their work indefinitely. 712 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:28,540 This puts significant financial strain on the company. 713 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:35,881 It was our plan to distribute Christmas bonuses this year, 714 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:43,722 but quite selflessly the partners have elected to forego their share 715 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:48,894 in the interests of rewarding the staff for a job well done. 716 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:55,901 You're all getting Christmas bonuses and we aren't. 717 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:05,494 Now, understand that the financial straddling required 718 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,372 is for a very good reason. 719 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,999 We've been included in an elite group of agencies 720 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,210 invited to pitch Jaguar cars. 721 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,214 So congratulations. 722 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,511 Anything else? 723 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,096 Yes, actually, I'd like to say something. 724 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:26,348 Would you? 725 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:31,186 Last year at this time, whether you knew it or not, 726 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:34,272 the survival of this company was on the line. 727 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,441 I look at the faces in this room who have given their all 728 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:39,528 to this tenuous recovery and I say, 729 00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:44,157 prepare to take a great leap forward. 730 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:48,995 Prepare to swim the English Channel and then drown in champagne. 731 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:54,668 There are six weekends between now and the pitch. 732 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,380 We are going to spend them all here. 733 00:45:58,464 --> 00:45:59,673 We will celebrate Christmas here. 734 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,216 We will ring in the new year together. 735 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:05,470 And in the end, we will represent Jaguar, and it will be worth it. 736 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,556 Every agency on Madison Avenue 737 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,767 is defined by the moment they got their car. 738 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,814 When we land Jaguar, the world will know we've arrived. 739 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,658 Creative, in my office.