1 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,469 Donald Draper's office. 2 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:56,854 In addition to the two major cough drop users, smokers and cold sufferers, 3 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,693 is another group that eats them as candy. 4 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,237 The technical term is "hypochondriacs." 5 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,610 Donald Draper. 6 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,001 Donald Draper's office. 7 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,619 Hello? 8 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,792 You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this. 9 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,251 You have a phone call. 10 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,006 You can buzz me for a phone call. 11 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,803 Things like coffee after I've said no, you don't have to ask again. 12 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,884 You're always asleep in here. 13 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,345 Walter Hoffman from The Times. He's a reporter. 14 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:35,971 What's it regarding? 15 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,564 You want me to go ask? 16 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,277 I think we're done here. 17 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,522 New York Times. 18 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,944 This is Don. 19 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,701 Hi. it's Walter Hoffman from The New York Times. 20 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,497 I write the advertising column. 21 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,125 I know who you are. What can I do for you, Walter? 22 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,501 I just wanted to know if you'd heard 23 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,955 that Cutler Gleason and Chaough just signed Clearasil. 24 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,130 I don't keep track of accounts once we resign them. 25 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,461 I just think it's kind of interesting 26 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:11,299 that first CGC takes the Jai Alai Association from you and now this. 27 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,975 -How do you explain it? -I don't think about it. 28 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,019 Well, I talked to Ted Chaough 29 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:19,849 and he said, "Every time Don Draper looks in his rearview mirror, he sees me." 30 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,480 You have a partners' luncheon. 31 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,560 What's your point? 32 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,817 My point is do you have a response? 33 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,113 On the record? 34 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,190 Please. 35 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,026 I've never heard of him. 36 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,827 Anything else? 37 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,789 No. Have a good day. 38 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,380 This Selma thing is not going away. 39 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,380 You still don't think they need a civil rights law? 40 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,629 They got what they wanted. Why aren't they happy? 41 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,260 Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf and they can't. 42 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,008 Please tell me I missed everything. 43 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,852 I now call to order a meeting of the partners, 44 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,806 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. In attendance... 45 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,310 Everybody. 46 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,147 Very well then, Mr. Campbell. 47 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:09,278 Secor Laxative has finally agreed to produce a television commercial and test market it. 48 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:13,535 How'd you ease them into it? Must've had to loosen them up first. 49 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,576 We've had that client for 18 years, Roger. 50 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,991 Pete has other news. 51 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,711 A Deerfield chum of mine roped me into a dinner for the Asia Society, 52 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,127 the result of which was a series of interesting phone calls and one lunch 53 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,675 regarding the Honda Motorcycle Company. 54 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,593 They control over 50% of the US market. 55 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,930 I've seen them. They're cute. 56 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,220 They're miserable at Grey. 57 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,392 Well, 50% of the market, who wouldn't be? 58 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,435 "Where's my other half?" 59 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:44,141 They're taking meetings and as of 9:00 this morning, we're on the books. 60 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,568 Three million dollars in potential billings, 61 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,771 and they're venturing into automobiles as well. 62 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,896 When can you bring them in? 63 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,903 Listen, let me spare you the agony and the ecstasy 64 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,485 and tell you we are not doing business with them. 65 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,236 Excuse me? 66 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,615 Look, I don't expect you to understand this, because you were a little boy, 67 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,830 but I used to be a man with a lot of friends. 68 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,955 Then World War II came and they were all Killed by your new yellow buddies. 69 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,464 Look, 70 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,633 if Bernbach can do business with Volkswagen, 71 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,055 we can do business with anybody. 72 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,719 The war is over, Roger. 73 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,721 Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here? 74 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,268 That'll be enough of that. 75 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,724 Lucky Strike is great. Meeting adjourned. 76 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:35,067 We don't usually put new business to a vote, do we? 77 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,452 Does anyone really have a problem with this? 78 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,279 No. When can you bring them in? 79 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,411 Immediately, if possible. I don't want to lose our spot. 80 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,165 So far I've been advised to read The Chrysanthemum and the Sword. 81 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,497 From what I can tell, they have their own way of doing business. 82 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:52,050 Bert, I'm hoping you'll help us navigate these waters? 83 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:56,050 I'll prepare a few salient points. Keep Roger out of the loop. 84 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,849 Another rather exciting possibility. 85 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,017 Good work. 86 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,016 Joan, get everybody that book. 87 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,096 I at least want them to see it on people's desks. 88 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,858 Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans? 89 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,731 I have no idea. 90 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,984 The body of a 38-year-old Unitarian minister 91 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,783 was cremated within hours of his death last night. 92 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,657 He had been clubbed by white men who resented his coming to Selma 93 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,989 -to join negro civil rights demonstrations. -Come in. 94 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,792 -Hi. -Hi. 95 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,786 Sally? 96 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:29,704 Hello. 97 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,957 I brought my doctor kit. 98 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,929 Okay, I'm gonna go. 99 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,141 Enjoy yourself. Which one is it? 100 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,682 I mean, which restaurant, in case I need to reach you. 101 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,054 Benihana's. 102 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,481 You're going to see a girl, aren't you? 103 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,809 Yes, I am. 104 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,064 -What's her name? -Bethany. 105 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,687 I don't like that. 106 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,651 Well, you don't have to. 107 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,028 Bed by 9:00? 108 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,658 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 109 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,214 Jesus. What did you do? 110 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,595 You look like a mongoloid. 111 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,968 -Is it that bad? -Bobby, go to bed. 112 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,264 Sally, get over here. 113 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,466 No. 114 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,477 Good night. 115 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,308 Come over here. 116 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,483 I'm not mad. Come on. 117 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,827 Your dad is gonna kill me. 118 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,789 He's actually gonna kill me. 119 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,325 You have short hair and Daddy likes it. 120 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,542 That doesn't matter. 121 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,792 You're not allowed to do this and you know that. 122 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 Are you and Daddy doing it? 123 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,212 What? 124 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,506 I know what it is. 125 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,925 I know that the man pees inside the woman. 126 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,052 Where did you hear that? 127 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,849 A girl at school. 128 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,310 You should talk to your mommy. 129 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,853 I don't want to. 130 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,479 You don't need to know right now, so stop changing the subject. 131 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,900 I'm sorry. 132 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,942 Do you understand I'm in worse trouble than you are? 133 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,700 I just wanted to look pretty. 134 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,537 Come on. 135 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,825 We're gonna try and fix this, okay? 136 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,555 You're not impressed. 137 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,554 -My hair smells like I've been frying chicken. -It does? 138 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,010 Stop it. 139 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,930 This place is very expensive. 140 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,732 That's not it. it's just not very intimate. 141 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,649 Three dates in five months? Don't think I don't know why. 142 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 If it isn't the inscrutable Don Draper. 143 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,691 Ted. 144 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,786 -This is my wife Nan. -This is my friend Bethany. 145 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:07,987 Ted Chaough. 146 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,369 -Don Draper. -Pleasure. 147 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,449 Pleasure. 148 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,537 We just booked Howard Moses to shoot Clearasil. Have you ever worked with him? 149 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,545 Not yet. 150 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,757 I thought I was clever, but it looks like you and I had the same idea. 151 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,084 What are you talking about? 152 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,840 What do you think? Honda? 153 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,215 You think the rest of these tourists are from J Walter Thompson? 154 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,636 I suppose it's possible. 155 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,844 Well, the good news is, I think it's gonna be between us. 156 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,020 The bad news is the best man's gonna win. 157 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,269 Enjoy your dinner. 158 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,567 -We will. -Nice to meet you. 159 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,898 -What are you doing, Ted? -My job. 160 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:50,076 -Who's he? -Some fly I keep swatting away. 161 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,457 They haven't done half of what we have. 162 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,037 The minute he declared himself the competition, suddenly we were equal. 163 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,212 Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's no competition at all. 164 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,424 Hello? 165 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,220 We're not gonna let this spoil our evening, are we? 166 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:11,972 No. 167 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,103 -Do you know how to use those? -Yes. 168 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,570 You think you could teach me? 169 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:38,086 -What time did they go to bed? -I'm really, really sorry. 170 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,919 -They still up? -No. 171 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:46,549 It's just, I was watching I V with Bobby and I turned around for a second 172 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,380 and Sally cut her hair. 173 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,923 What? 174 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,183 It's pretty bad. 175 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,098 I could've just left them alone. 176 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:58,774 -She was in the bathroom. I didn't know. -You're supposed to watch them. 177 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,479 Don't. 178 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,978 I finally got her to sleep. 179 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,906 Do you know the river of shit I'm gonna get from her mother? 180 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,318 I'm sorry about that. I tried to fix it, 181 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,698 but you'll probably need to take her to the beauty parlor. 182 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,413 Why the hell did she do that? 183 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,663 She probably wanted to look older like Hayley Mills. 184 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,329 I don't know. I really shouldn't. 185 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,338 Consider it severance. 186 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,508 -Look... -I don't want your advice, okay? 187 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,385 Good night. 188 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,069 It's probably the kids. 189 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,951 Hi, Mom. 190 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,707 -Did you have a nice time? -Yeah. 191 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,756 Take that hat off. 192 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,182 Let me explain, okay? 193 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,134 -What the hell happened to you? -Calm down. 194 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,469 -You cut her hair? -No. 195 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,137 I cut it. I'm sorry... 196 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,392 -Hey! -Betty. 197 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,815 It was an accident. 198 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,360 Jesus. Betts, is that necessary? 199 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,274 I'm really, really sorry. 200 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,821 Damn right you're sorry. Get up to your room. 201 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,695 -Hold on. -No, now. 202 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,735 It'll be okay. 203 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,701 Bobby, take your little brother outside and play. 204 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,119 You didn't have to hit her. 205 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:46,335 You're right, because it doesn't do anything! 206 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,508 You have picture day. 207 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,177 -And forget about your sleepover. -Kids do this. 208 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,180 -You never did this? -All I wanted was to have long hair. 209 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,268 In fact when my mother was mad at me, she would threaten to cut my hair. 210 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,186 -Where the hell were you? -Look, it just happened. 211 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,638 The sitter wasn't paying attention. 212 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,898 You know what? I don't want to know about your life. 213 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,147 You can't even watch them for a second. it's like leaving them with nobody. 214 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,275 Because you're so good with them? 215 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,482 Take her to the hairdresser. 216 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,525 Goodbye. 217 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,078 -Betty. -Henry, I don't want to hear it. 218 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,335 I want him dead! 219 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,917 You don't think I feel that? 220 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,500 I was divorced, Betty. 221 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,128 My weekends with Ellie were sacrosanct. 222 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,636 I probably paid for a building in playland and he couldn't take a night off? 223 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:41,220 And who knows who he had watching her? Some secretary, another whore? 224 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,017 But... 225 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,108 That's him, not Sally. 226 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:53,490 And little girls do do this, and not just ones from broken homes. 227 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,326 I know. 228 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,449 I was impulsive. 229 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,162 I'll apologize. 230 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,828 Having had a girl this age, 231 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,506 I can tell you that punishment will only make this worse. 232 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,336 So maybe, when you're apologizing, 233 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,847 you let her know she's going to go to the hairdresser 234 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,266 and she can go on her sleepover. 235 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,886 Reward her? Really? 236 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,721 Really. 237 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,239 You're soft, you know that? 238 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,868 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. May I help you? 239 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,372 There you are. The Honda meeting's today, and before you bite my head off, 240 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,753 I'm up to date on the protocol with the help of Cooper 241 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:56,378 and we don't have to do anything but avoid criticizing them or giving advice. 242 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,588 I ran into Ted Chaough. 243 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,974 How are they in this thing and how could you not know that? 244 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,471 This guy's drafting off of us. 245 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,724 For the record, it's JWT, CGC and us. 246 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,728 Now if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped 247 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,854 and get these chrysanthemums out of the building. 248 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,560 Apparently they symbolize death. 249 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,238 So much conflicting information. 250 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,903 Allow me to show you around. 251 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,824 Our offices are probably more modern than you've seen, 252 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,502 but that's the kind of company we are, forward-thinking. 253 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,800 This is what we call the creative lounge. 254 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,345 We can't tell you how it happens, but it does happen here. 255 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,506 This is too difficult. 256 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,591 Well, tell them something. 257 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,017 This is Joan Harris, our chief hostess. 258 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,271 I'd like you to meet Ichiro Kamura and Hachi Saito. 259 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,025 Nice to meet you. I hope no one's taken you to Benihana. 260 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,114 David Ogilvy. 261 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,777 I've got a very good list of steakhouses. Just ask. 262 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,835 Not very subtle, are they? 263 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,004 No, they are not. 264 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:20,345 We are most happily looking forward to presentation. 265 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,888 Not now, I hope. 266 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:27,678 We want more driver for motorcycle. 267 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,021 And we shall endeavor to make that happen. 268 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:36,820 And now that we are finished, please accept our modest gifts. 269 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,989 I cannot accept. 270 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,400 A small token. 271 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,245 No, thank you. 272 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,991 Please. You are our guests. 273 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,000 Thank you. 274 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,251 -Open it. -No. 275 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,332 Later, of course. 276 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,339 It's a cantaloupe. 277 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,302 Johnnie Walker Red. 278 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,062 Thank you very much. 279 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,181 Thank you. 280 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,610 I'm sorry. 281 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,439 I didn't know this meeting was happening. 282 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,616 Then again, I know how some people love surprises. 283 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:27,241 I apologize, gentlemen, but for some reason I was not informed. 284 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,872 In fact, someone set a long lunch for me with Randolph. 285 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,544 Well, it was last minute and now, unfortunately, drawn to a close. 286 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:38,374 I have to warn you they won't know it's over until you drop the big one. 287 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,457 Twice. 288 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,258 The meeting is not over. 289 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,757 We have yet to present the rules. 290 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,846 So now you're dictating terms. 291 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,015 Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito, this is Roger Sterling. 292 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,564 And this is their translator, Akira Takahashi. 293 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:05,609 We give each firm $3,000 294 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,412 for a competitive presentation. 295 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,832 In this packet are the conditions for the competition. 296 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,161 We don't want any conditions. We want it to be unconditional. 297 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,376 Akira, go ahead, tell them what I said. 298 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,425 Roger, stop it. These men are our guests. 299 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,550 I know exactly who these men are. 300 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,845 You think you can just come in here and we'll fawn all over you? 301 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,469 We beat you and we'll beat you again. 302 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,474 And we don't want any of your Jap crap. 303 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,016 So, sayonara. 304 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,443 If you could only know my embarrassment. 305 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,778 His wife's very sick. He's been drinking a lot. 306 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,835 You have our rules. 307 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,796 We very much look forward to your presentation. 308 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,723 You don't get to kill this account. 309 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,559 You know how they are. Maybe it'll kill itself. 310 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,605 Enough. 311 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,024 I'm not even talking about money right now. 312 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,318 I'm talking about the kind of work you could do for those people. 313 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,270 Have you seen that motorcycle? They love design. 314 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,108 As long as my name's in that lobby, I get to choose whom I do business with. 315 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,693 And I've got a lot better reasons than you had with Jantzen. 316 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,286 Jantzen was over. 317 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,455 Well, I made a pledge to a lot of men you'll never meet 318 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,328 not to do business with them. 319 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,659 Christ on a cracker, where do you get off? 320 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,166 You know what? You weren't there. You weren't anywhere. 321 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,713 I'm sorry you can't understand. 322 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,335 It's been almost 20 years 323 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,339 and whether you like it or not, the world has moved on. 324 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,840 These are not the same people. 325 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,717 How could that be? I'm the same people! 326 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,307 You don't think I know what you're doing? 327 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,759 You're wrapping yourself in the flag 328 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,719 so you can keep me from bringing in an account 329 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,852 because you know that every chip I make, we become less dependent on Lucky Strike 330 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,933 and therefore less dependent on you. 331 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,694 -Why, you little shit! -Roger! 332 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,532 Get him out of here. 333 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,321 The rest of us are trying to build something. 334 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,161 He's right. 335 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,505 You know what to do. 336 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,886 Where would you hide a coin? You'd spend it, wouldn't you? 337 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,097 I do know where it is. I'll tell you. 338 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,725 -Then tell me. -I'll make a bargain with you. 339 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,232 Let these two go. Keep me. I'll tell you. 340 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,900 -Promise. -No. 341 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,076 Then no deal. 342 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,746 What if you won't tell me where that coin is? 343 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,247 I refuse to talk in this... 344 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,591 What are you doing? 345 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,093 Nothing. 346 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,469 Laura. 347 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,521 Someone else was here... 348 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,768 Go upstairs. 349 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,157 Hold Still. I'll get it. 350 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,539 What's the problem? Is she sick? I would've come and gotten her. 351 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,297 No. The slumber party ended early. 352 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,552 I'd like to speak to Betty. 353 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,675 Okay. Honey? 354 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,184 Is everything all right? 355 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,179 No, it's not. 356 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,603 Could you leave us alone for a moment? 357 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,820 I found Sally behaving inappropriately. 358 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,694 What'd she do? 359 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,373 She was in our den on the couch playing with herself. 360 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,417 What? 361 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,246 I don't know what goes on here, 362 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,172 but that kind of behavior is not allowed in my house 363 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,670 and certainly not in the presence of my daughter. 364 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,675 I am 365 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:44,183 very sorry for this behavior and so is Sally. 366 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,521 I would've done the same thing. 367 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,270 Well... 368 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,320 I'm sorry about that. 369 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,156 I should go. 370 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,457 What is wrong with you? 371 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,552 You don't do those things. 372 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,474 You don't do them in private and you especially don't do them in public. 373 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,593 You have nothing to say? 374 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,678 I didn't do anything. 375 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,061 Don't you dare lie to me or I'll cut your fingers off. 376 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,527 Go to bed. We'll deal with this in the morning. 377 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,191 What happened? 378 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,238 I'm mortified. 379 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,125 I'm so embarrassed. 380 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,745 What happened? 381 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,755 She caught Sally 382 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,590 playing with herself. 383 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,729 What's wrong with her? That woman will tell everyone. 384 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,941 Why is she doing this? 385 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,397 I told you if it got serious, there is a solution. 386 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,692 I don't want to do that, Henry. 387 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,860 It's one thing after another. 388 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,786 What's wrong with her? 389 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,699 Maybe it's time we let a professional answer that question. 390 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,999 Henry, 391 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,373 I went to a psychiatrist once. 392 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,922 What? why? 393 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:43,632 Because I was unhappy and I don't think it helps anything. 394 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,394 I hate to think how much worse it would have been for Eleanor without one. 395 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:56,148 They train them just for kids. We got ours from the school. 396 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,614 I'm saying this not because I'm so sure there's something wrong with her, 397 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,488 but I think this is very hard on you two. 398 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,115 -When did you go? -Years ago. 399 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,662 I was bored. 400 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,667 -Can we leave it at that? -Of course. 401 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,198 Miss Blankenship, any luck on that call to California? 402 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,359 I'm sorry. No answer 403 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,491 Misters Peters and Pryce to see you. 404 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,789 Send them in. 405 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,123 I think we're okay, but everything they do is inside out. 406 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,705 I got a call this morning from my contact there, Masao, 407 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,883 telling me that the meeting was a Margaret Dumont-sized disaster, 408 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,877 but then... Lane? 409 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:08,300 Then, nearly 20 minutes later, Masao called me and set a time for our presentation. 410 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,843 Look, there's probably a guy like Roger at every firm. 411 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,849 They've outgrown it and we haven't. 412 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:16,140 Roger has something to say. 413 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:21,062 Mn Cooper and Mn Sterling. 414 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:25,950 I realize that I should not, at this point, limit our potential clients in any way. 415 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,828 Next account, no matter what it is, you'll have my full support. 416 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:30,995 And? 417 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:37,829 Look, I know it's an old one and I have to let it go just for my health alone, 418 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,544 and, well, hell, it's over. 419 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,217 Your contrition wouldn't have gotten you out of this, but you're lucky. 420 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,842 They called us today and gave us an appointment anyway. 421 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,467 That means nothing. 422 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,017 -it's over. -No, Bert, I said we have a meeting. 423 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,689 It's most likely that they are expecting us to come in and resign. 424 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,984 How do you get there from here? 425 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,525 Have we received a gift? 426 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,154 -We should have gotten one yesterday. -I haven't. 427 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,870 Miss Blankenship, have I received any packages today? 428 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:12,992 Yes. 429 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,791 Could you bring it in, please? 430 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,466 It says "Don" on it. 431 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,294 Give it to him. 432 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:36,645 "Help me, Honda. Help. Help me, Honda. Love, Teddy Chaough." 433 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,193 -So, there is no gift. -That's how they work. 434 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:46,022 They want us to go in there, bow down and beg them to chop our heads off 435 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,403 because we disgraced ourselves. How could you admire these animals? 436 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:51,861 Would you shut up? They're businessmen and you insulted them to their face. 437 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,537 I'm expecting a child. 438 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,909 Jai Alai, Clearasil, now Honda. 439 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,252 Chaough wins another one by default. 440 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,544 He's not going to win. 441 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,502 I'm not wasting that appointment. 442 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:07,001 We need to do something that will make them notice us. Fireworks. 443 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,507 -Do you have a campaign? -No. 444 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,722 But I will and we're gonna shoot a whole commercial for it. 445 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,432 Something outrageous, something graphic. 446 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,181 The rules limit us to boards and copy. 447 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,645 It specifically says, "No finished work." 448 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,893 Because no one's ever won an account by breaking the rules? 449 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,225 Not with the Japanese. 450 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,436 You're trying to tell me if we put our backs into this thing, 451 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,566 we couldn't turn their heads? 452 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,989 Three thousand dollars is all we have. 453 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,072 That should buy about four seconds of your commercial. 454 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,236 You don't think it's worth going out of pocket? 455 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,366 What pocket? 456 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:40,126 A spec commercial will eat up our ability to pitch any more new business this year. 457 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,619 And it's only March. 458 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,750 I would be willing to risk bankrupting this place 459 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,207 if I didn't think we were already dead in the water. 460 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,751 But we are. 461 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,382 Come on, Bert. 462 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,653 Hello? 463 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,525 Am I catching you alone? 464 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,570 What do you want? 465 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,655 I prefer not to talk about this on the phone, 466 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:21,538 but it's our feeling that Sally needs to see a psychiatrist. 467 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,452 "Our feeling." 468 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,038 Why, because she cut her hair? 469 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,839 No, it's more serious this time, 470 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,964 and I'm telling you because I found someone through the school. 471 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,465 A children specialist. 472 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,594 What exactly did she do? She set the house on fire? 473 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,725 She was masturbating, Don, in front of a friend. 474 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,348 Does that seem normal to you? 475 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,104 Really? 476 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,148 Boy or girl? 477 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,484 Jesus. What's the difference? 478 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,693 The doctor needs to speak with us, individually of course. 479 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,529 So you've made up your mind. Why are you even calling me? 480 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,111 She's out of control. I thought you'd be concerned. 481 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,617 I am. I just don't know that she needs a doctor. 482 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:00,788 Can't you talk to her? 483 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,500 You think I want this? I don't know what else to do. 484 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,669 You know what kind of little girls do that? 485 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,711 Fast ones. 486 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,913 She's 10 years old. 487 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,373 Well, don't think she doesn't understand. 488 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,254 She understands a lot of things, thanks to you. 489 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:12,960 What? 490 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,466 I don't care what you do, but just don't do it with her there. 491 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,348 You brought another man into your bed, into her house. 492 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,762 You don't think she noticed that? 493 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:23,433 One man, Don. How many have you had in your bachelor pad? 494 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,982 That girl you had watching her? Who's she? I'm married. 495 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,767 Jesus. You ever hear yourself? 496 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,437 I'll give the information to your secretary. 497 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,318 -Perfect. -Good night. 498 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:51,964 Yes! 499 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,179 Have you seen these? I'm trying to figure out what makes it work. 500 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,178 I'm still wondering what makes you work. 501 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,551 Joan, Pete, Peggy. 502 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:09,191 Don't touch it. I want to see how long it goes. 503 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,909 What's wrong? 504 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:25,666 "A man is shamed by being openly ridiculed and rejected. 505 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,375 "It requires an audience." 506 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,541 What is that? Fortune cookie? 507 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,626 It's from that book you were all supposed to read. 508 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,714 Apparently making a commercial for the Honda pitch would bankrupt us. 509 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:36,964 And it's against the rules. 510 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,553 Forget the rules for a second. 511 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,385 CGC is the same size as us. 512 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,509 So, if we can't afford to do anything, they can't afford to. 513 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,935 So everybody's bankrupt. 514 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,471 Chaough said he's in my rearview mirror. 515 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,771 Well, guess what? 516 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,191 I'm gonna make a left turn right off a cliff. 517 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:57,448 All I have to do is let Chaough think I'm making a commercial and he'll make one. 518 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,316 So what's our campaign? 519 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,868 We don't have a campaign. We're not doing anything. 520 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,828 He just needs to think we are. 521 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,077 So what? He's going to make a commercial. 522 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,534 What if it's fantastic? He'll win the account. 523 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,329 You let me worry about that. 524 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:16,175 I know she's the best rep there is, but she told me you were unavailable. 525 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:21,130 I am. Clearasil doesn't wrap until Friday night, but maybe you could push it. 526 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,257 It sounds interesting. 527 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:27,473 Well, Howard, I'm going to insist on your discretion at this point. 528 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,013 Of course. 529 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,398 It's going to be four to five days. 530 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,564 -Just a minute. -Could you get the door? 531 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,576 I'm sorry. I thought I'd put this in here. 532 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,824 Later. 533 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,535 -Sorry about that. -That's okay. 534 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,751 -You didn't see that. -No, of course not. 535 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,919 That's Draper, isn't it? 536 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,996 Yes. 537 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,926 Anyway, it's 12 scenes. One of them obviously has a crowd. 538 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,379 You'll need to figure out how to shoot on the Staten Island ferry, 539 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,762 to it and from it, and how you're going to close Fifth Avenue. 540 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:11,188 I'll be honest. I'd give anything to do this, but right now I'm too busy. 541 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,607 Anyway, you know I'd much rather shoot your Honda commercial. 542 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,227 I don't have one. 543 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,734 Why the hell did they call you in? They know I've got you booked. 544 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,282 How can they afford that? 545 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:26,160 Get that kid in here who worked for Draper. 546 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,247 Anticipation. 547 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,454 Suspense. 548 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:40,501 A Honda tears through a subway tunnel, the train nipping at its tire. 549 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,171 He keeps looking back, the train roaring at him. 550 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,177 He's wearing a racing helmet. And then you see him head up the steps. 551 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,515 -Can they do that? -Howard'll make them do that. 552 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,228 And then he gets out on the sidewalk, stops, 553 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,527 kicks down the kickstand, takes off the helmet, 554 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:01,276 and he is a she, California blonde. 555 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,277 Hands down, that's your best idea. 556 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,779 We'll bring a guy to the pitch in a racing helmet, 557 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,199 have him take it off, it's a sexy girl. 558 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,321 What? 559 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,367 We only have $3,000, we're not shooting shit. 560 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,788 How long did you work for Draper? 561 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:19,464 A little over two years. 562 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,842 When you were in a bake-off, he ever break the rules? 563 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,344 I don't know. He wouldn't have shared it with me, 564 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,842 but he definitely doesn't think the rules apply to him. 565 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,595 He once disappeared for a month. 566 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,262 Does he like to play games? 567 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:34,100 He's always thinking on the edges of where you are. 568 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,728 I don't know. He's a genius. 569 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,689 You ever talk that way about me? 570 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,025 You know what? Why don't you go work for your boyfriend? Get out. 571 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,487 And give me 20 different words for "pimples." Out! 572 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:52,660 Call Barbara about Howard here and contact the city of New York. 573 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,082 We need a subway. 574 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,687 How are you doing? 575 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,769 Excuse me. Can I help you? 576 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,777 -We're late. -No, you're not. 577 00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:28,108 Closed set. Sorry. 578 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,055 You scared me. 579 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,649 Who are you feeding today? 580 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,357 World travelers, Samsonite. 581 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,488 This is like a coconut. 582 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,653 Be careful. 583 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,040 There was a trapeze artist. 584 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:21,120 He made more in an hour here than he makes in a week at the circus. 585 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,675 -Have you ever had this? Sake? -No. 586 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,048 I don't know how people drink the way you do around here. 587 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,724 I'd fall asleep. 588 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,482 So what's it like being a trapeze artist? 589 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,231 Or did you just ask him about his luggage? 590 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,654 It's good. 591 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,237 He was surprisingly modest. 592 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,985 His father does it better than him. 593 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:55,699 He actually said that? 594 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,531 Best part of my job. 595 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:01,952 You'd be surprised what people will say to an interested stranger. 596 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,379 Why does everybody need to talk about everything? 597 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,252 I don't know but they do. 598 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,711 And no matter what happens while they're talking, when they're done they feel better. 599 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,424 You have kids? 600 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,347 No. 601 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,728 What does your husband do? 602 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,733 I'm not married. 603 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,900 But you're wearing a... Are you divorced? 604 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:30,985 No. 605 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,151 This is just a stop sign. 606 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:40,992 I walk into a lot of offices and it's helped me avoid a lot of distracting conversations. 607 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,910 But you told me. 608 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,501 Do you have children? 609 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,423 I do. 610 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:53,011 Two boys and a girl, one-and-a-half, seven and 10. 611 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,424 I'm sure it must be hard to be apart. 612 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,685 I don't see them enough. 613 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:04,105 And when I do, I don't know what to do. 614 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,272 And when I drop them off I feel relieved. 615 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,983 And then I miss them. 616 00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:14,532 I'm sorry. 617 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,367 It is not going well. 618 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:25,290 My ex-wife thinks my daughter needs a psychiatrist. 619 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,423 And I assume you're against that. 620 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,178 I don't know. 621 00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:39,345 Well, I can't say there's any evidence to support this, 622 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:43,645 but I'm pretty sure that if you love her and she knows it, she'll be fine. 623 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,487 Well, thank you for the drink. 624 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,404 I should be going. 625 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,328 Fake dinner plans with your fake husband? 626 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,158 Good night. 627 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,753 Now from what you told me on the phone 628 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,426 this year has been quite eventful for your family. 629 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:21,220 I know it seems fast, but I felt children had no concept of time 630 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,972 and Henry's really taken to them. 631 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,771 He has a daughter and she's such an exceptional young woman. 632 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:32,068 If you choose to have Sally work with me, I'd like to meet her, 633 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,487 and then interview you and your ex-husband. 634 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,488 I doubt you'll ever meet him. That's his level of interest. 635 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,078 Is this most recent incident of the most concern for you? 636 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,826 Well, I know the divorce is mostly to blame, 637 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,039 but she's been different ever since my father died. 638 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,208 He lived with us briefly. 639 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,299 They were very close. 640 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,972 I wish he had met Henry. That's my husband. 641 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,609 They would've gotten along. 642 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,025 My mother... I don't know. 643 00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:20,401 My goodness, if I had done what Sally did, my mother was very strict about it. 644 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:27,791 My brother, he saved his money and bought a nudist magazine and showed it to me. 645 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:32,917 And then, my mother found it and she nailed it to his bedroom door. 646 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,169 What about you? 647 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,136 I was private and mostly outgrew it. 648 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,179 I see. 649 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,601 -Dr. Keener... -Call me Dr. Edna. That's what the kids do. 650 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:57,483 Of course I know children do this. But not in public. 651 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,950 I feel like Sally did this to punish me somehow, for everything. 652 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,037 That must be a terrible feeling. 653 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,289 It is. 654 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,249 You have to believe me. I had to get divorced. 655 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,841 I felt it best for them to have some stability in their life 656 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,641 and in the end, she doesn't understand that it'll be better. 657 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,562 Sounds to me like it wouldn't be bad for you to talk to someone. 658 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,765 No. No, I'm okay. 659 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:40,234 Well, I think it'd be helpful if you and I were to meet once a month 660 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,941 just to keep up with Sally's progress. 661 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,695 Will you tell me what she talks about in here? 662 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:47,950 No. 663 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,993 And the other way around as well. 664 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,079 That's better. 665 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,500 So I think we should start at four days a week. 666 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,673 Let me go get my date book. 667 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,576 -Where's your film? -What film? 668 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,078 That's how you're shaking it? I heard it stunk. 669 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,289 We didn't make one. it's too expensive. 670 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,541 Well, then you're out of luck, Donny. 671 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,297 'Cause I sure wouldn't want to follow what I showed them 672 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,000 with a speech and a couple of posters. 673 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,608 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. 674 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,228 Donald Draper. 675 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,907 Where is Mr. Cooper and Mr. Campbell? 676 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,492 And Sterling? 677 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,569 They couldn't make it. 678 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,246 You created this set of rules to even the playing field. 679 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,246 It says specifically, "No finished work." 680 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:23,837 I understand not everybody has observed this. 681 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,845 I don't really want to be a part of a competition like that 682 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,217 so I'm withdrawing us. 683 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,242 Thank you for thinking of us. 684 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,323 Good afternoon. 685 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:05,842 The voiceover announcer for Lucky has a severe case of chest congestion. 686 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,669 Get the boy wonder on it. 687 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,961 Greg, accounts? 688 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,046 No, Pete. 689 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,429 Have a drink. it'll make me look younger. 690 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:17,269 I'm not gonna watch you feel sorry for yourself. 691 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,892 I feel sorry for all of us. 692 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,307 Don's over there surrendering right now. 693 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,146 Would you stop? 694 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,658 There was a kid on the destroyer, PFC Brycen, 695 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,735 and he was an honest-to-goodness poet. 696 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,913 -And then during... -Roger, I don't want to hear it. 697 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,333 My husband's gonna be in uniform any day now. 698 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,328 But how do you think he's gonna feel 699 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:45,419 when one day some Pete Campbell goes to some Vietnamese doctor? 700 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,594 Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty? 701 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,303 Roger, I know it was awful, 702 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:57,974 and I know it'll never seem like it was that long ago, 703 00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:02,899 but you fought to make the world a safer place and you won and now it is. 704 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:05,985 You think so? 705 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,277 Really? 706 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,238 I have to. 707 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:12,571 -Anything else? -No. 708 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,704 Good afternoon. Your daughter's psychiatrist called. 709 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,874 Lower your voice, please. 710 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,140 Congratulations. 711 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,190 I just spoke with Mr. Saito. 712 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,273 It seems Honda was never going to leave Grey, 713 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,731 but of the three princes invited to meet the princess, 714 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,908 you were the most charming. 715 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,951 We're first in the door on their little car. 716 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,153 And CGC? 717 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,114 Out of the running. 718 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,699 We killed him. 719 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:05,670 That stunt you pulled was unseemly. 720 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,543 The only reason I let you continue was... 721 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:09,624 Let me? 722 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,091 Do you think Joan can rent stage space without talking to me? 723 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:19,760 I let you because I realized that our financial future 724 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,220 was related to Mr. Chaough's demise. 725 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:23,846 So what is it? 726 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,686 Are you thanking me or reprimanding me? 727 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:30,942 -Let's not pretend like this wasn't a big risk. -We're thanking you. 728 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:35,032 Send over what you have on the car. 729 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:40,785 It redlines at 9,500 RPM, but it only has 57 horsepower. 730 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,031 What? 731 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,209 It's a motorcycle with doors. 732 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,501 The nice thing is it has windows, 733 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,549 so you can see your brains spatter against it when it crashes. 734 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,960 They're working on it. 735 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,260 Cheers. 736 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:09,354 Hello, Sally. 737 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,070 I'm Dr. Edna. 738 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:15,027 Why don't you come inside?