1 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,716 I don't care if it's windy or rainy, 2 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:54,220 there's no reason for a shake roof to fail if it's laid right. 3 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,222 Except that one. 4 00:00:56,682 --> 00:01:00,143 No flashing around the chimney. That's gonna cost them. 5 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,441 Go around! 6 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:17,410 Now, I'm gonna push it up to 25 miles an hour. 7 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:22,081 That's what we're allowed to do here. You've got to really pay attention. 8 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,763 Fifteen minutes of news and nothing about the Holy Father. 9 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,639 He's still dead, Ma. 10 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,058 - The shower cap hold up? - Yes. 11 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,437 Piece of junk. 12 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,524 If you want, I'll have Gerry come over and fix your shower. 13 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,820 It was fixed, but I think Ronnie the super sneaks in and breaks it. 14 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,323 For all I know he's going through my things right now. 15 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,075 You don't like getting a little bit of attention? 16 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,828 Anita, this man does not look the way you want him to. 17 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:04,791 I'd offer you a room, but since Mom moved in, I don't have it. 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,336 I want to move to Manhattan. 19 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,422 Really? It's so far away. 20 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,719 It is far, and I commute almost two hours total every day, five days a week. 21 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:22,058 - That's an extra week of work each month. - My goodness. I never thought of that. 22 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,644 Pegs, the rents there, they're outrageous. 23 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:28,147 I know, but I'm already spending a fortune between subway fare, 24 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,857 cab fare on late nights, 25 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:34,695 pantyhose... If I can't find a newspaper, the cane on the seats destroys them. 26 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:38,032 And it'll be easy with that savings and a roommate. 27 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,160 Jeez Louise, you've really been thinking about this. 28 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,621 Ma, it's not good for it! 29 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:50,086 Why don't you move in here and we send her to Manhattan? 30 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,465 You gonna be one of those girls? 31 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,219 I am one of those girls. 32 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,100 Well, Ho-Ho, I observed your wishes for secrecy, but now is the time. 33 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,687 Gentlemen. 34 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:14,569 Imagine the perfect mixture of athletics, spectacle and speed. 35 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,780 Jai alai. 36 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,576 Jai alai is like handball, only you fling the ball 37 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,370 and catch the ball with this basket thing. 38 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,540 It's more complicated than that. And dangerous. 39 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:32,128 I'll leave the loose-leaf, but it shows the way jai alai attendance is growing. 40 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,089 In seven years, it'll eclipse baseball. 41 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,884 Go ahead, you can laugh, 42 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,084 but it's got the same fingerprints as baseball. 43 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:43,984 Only better. A special stadium called a fronton 44 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:49,228 and you can sit real close, which is a thrill because the ball goes 175 miles an hour. 45 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:54,066 And it's got Patxi. He's Babe Ruth, only handsome. 46 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,155 This is Patxi. 47 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,243 I was looking for boxers, but I bought his contract instead. 48 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,580 - He's the greatest player in the world. - Mel Ferrer. 49 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,750 I'm terrified of him catching balls in the face. 50 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,964 So, let's say there's enough money. 51 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,842 How would you chop it up? 52 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,887 Well, most of it's going to end up in television. 53 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,847 Perfect, because I want a TV show. 54 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,683 - A sports show? - Did you see Patxi? 55 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:33,022 You don't see him flying around the world, solving crimes and banging broads? 56 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,943 Harry has excellent relationships with the networks. 57 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,029 - Well, it'll probably have to be ABC. - No, no. 58 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:45,534 I want to be on all the networks, like when the President addresses the nation. 59 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:51,082 Tuesday night, 8:30 to 9:00, all three networks, the same show. 60 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,212 - No one's ever done it. - Because... 61 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,716 That's true. 62 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:07,974 How about a star-studded big musical special with a jai alai match. 63 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,143 - Desi Arnaz. - What else you got? 64 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,689 - Well, there's print. - Women's magazines. 65 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,234 A glamorous night in Miami with a free admission. 66 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,988 - Tuesday night is ladies' night. - And, of course, newspapers are key, 67 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,907 but you can't limit yourself to less than 10 markets. 68 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,742 This is impressive. 69 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,497 - Don't get up. - Horace, this is Don Draper. 70 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:35,418 - I told you he'd be stopping by. - Well, don't let me interrupt. 71 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,670 So far, for the jai alai campaign, 72 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,047 Sterling Cooper will produce an adventure program 73 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,384 starring your handsome fellow, a musical spectacular... 74 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,637 On all three networks, and it has to be in color. 75 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,098 CBS doesn't have color. 76 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,395 Fine. I'd like to get the ladies' magazines in color, 77 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,356 and maybe a color page in the Sunday paper. 78 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,777 - What about radio? - You'll have to take radio the way it is. 79 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:08,534 I don't think it's worth anyone's time unless you're willing to commit to at least 80 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:14,290 - $1 million, to start. - Sure, but that's a third of my ad budget. 81 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,170 Well, as they used to say at the freshmen mixer, 82 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,632 - "When you get a yes, you go home." - Only, Humps, you never got one. 83 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,807 Listen, Draper, I'd love to buy you dinner, run some slogans by you. 84 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,643 Actually, Ho-Ho, we buy you dinner. 85 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,652 That was fun. 86 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,572 I'm going to have to buy Campbell a case of something. 87 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,823 Patxi. 88 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,786 During the Depression, I saw somebody 89 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,288 throw a loaf of bread off the back of a truck. 90 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,248 It was more dignified. 91 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,085 Are you going to have trouble sleeping tonight? 92 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,213 I've seen clients far more defenseless than he. 93 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:06,383 Well, as the Bible says, "Enjoy your fatted calf." 94 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,346 Campbell, did you tell him who this idiot's father is? 95 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,432 He said he's a shipping magnate, not a client. 96 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,602 Horace Sr. is connected to Bert Cooper in a million ways, 97 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,480 and I don't know if he would like what just happened in there. 98 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,774 You want to run it by his daddy? 99 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,944 He's my age. So he was born with a lot of money. 100 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,656 He has a dream, and it's our job to make it come true. 101 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,035 Well, there you have it. 102 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,666 Nicely done, my boy. 103 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,422 Elizabeth. Get off your feet. It's bad for the baby. 104 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,717 - As soon as I finish the dishes. - Sit with me. 105 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,389 Cleaning up for the maid. You're just like your mother. 106 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,526 I don't like watching you commit suicide. Neither do your kids. 107 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,656 What do you want, Daddy? 108 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,871 It's all laid out in here, 109 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:21,208 my arrangements. Just follow the directions. 110 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,169 I don't want to talk about this. 111 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,046 We talk about it now and then we don't talk about it. That's the idea. 112 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,508 - Fine. - Jesus. Smoke your cigarette. 113 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,224 Funerals are a dishonest business. 114 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,144 People don't want to think about it. That's how they get you. 115 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,938 Remember what happened with your mother? 116 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,985 The will's translucent or transparent or something according to the lawyers. 117 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,695 You run the show. 118 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,782 - You took me in. - Anything else? 119 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,621 I want you to have your mother's coats. 120 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,708 I gave Judy the Hudson seal, but I want you to have the chinchilla 121 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,835 and obviously the mink. 122 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:09,965 They're in the cedar closet. They key's in Gloria's end table. 123 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,468 Okay, Daddy. 124 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:19,058 You don't want to hear about it, Scarlett O'Hara? 125 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,935 I have the folder. 126 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,233 You've always been sensitive. That's my fault for shielding you 127 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:32,321 from all the dangers out there. That's probably why you married this joker. 128 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,576 If you'd even known what was possible... 129 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:45,042 But that's that. I wrote it down. We never have to talk about it again. 130 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,754 I don't understand why you like talking about this 131 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,840 when you can see so clearly that it upsets me. 132 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,344 You're being selfish and morbid. 133 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,847 I'm your little girl. 134 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:04,019 And I know it must be horrible to be looking at whatever you're looking at, 135 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,522 but can't you keep it to yourself? 136 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,363 - What kind of mood is he in? - I'm never right. 137 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,783 - Anybody been outside? Do I need a coat? - I'd take it. 138 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:22,371 Don, George Caan dropped out of Patio to direct a picture in LA. 139 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,748 I look forward to his average work. Replace him. 140 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,959 There's no time and there's no talent. 141 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,420 What were you gonna do if you had to fire him? 142 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,880 - Have Sal do it. - Are you serious? 143 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,259 - Sal, do you want to do it? - Of course I do. 144 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,430 It sounds good, but it makes me very nervous. 145 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,974 It's lifted straight from Bye Bye Birdie. It's a single shot. 146 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,227 Sal did the storyboards. I could go on, but I don't think I should have to. 147 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,396 - Allison? - Keens chophouse. 148 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,023 Thank you, Don. 149 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,068 Tag. You're it. 150 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,568 Hey. You don't want to cut towards yourself. 151 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:43,285 There we go. Get down. I've got some great things in here. 152 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,208 This is an exact imitation of the Gettysburg Address. 153 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,295 - You know about Honest Abe? - He learned to read by candlelight. 154 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,838 That's right. 155 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,008 Well, I'll be. 156 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,303 Don, look at this. 157 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,643 Victory medal, France. 158 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,855 I should have another for beating the clap. 159 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,986 Here we are. 160 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,448 Wow! 161 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,786 That spike, it's Prussian. 162 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,416 Germany's greatest soldiers. You had to respect that. 163 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,752 That's where I got him. 164 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:38,590 - You see that? Dried blood. - You shot him? 165 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:43,887 I think so. I shot lots of them. They were trying to kill us. 166 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,765 - War is bad. - Maybe, 167 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,685 but it makes a man out of you. 168 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:56,483 Living off the land, battling the elements, standing alongside your brothers. 169 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,945 - Ask your pop. - Gene. 170 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,865 - What? - Gene, don't. 171 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,034 - Come on. - Bobby, give it back. 172 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,871 Let him have it! That's why I got it! 173 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,166 - Can't I have it? - There was a person in that helmet. 174 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,711 - An enemy. - Bobby, it's a dead man's hat. Take it off. 175 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,589 Keep it on. It's yours. 176 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,449 There was this girl... 177 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,375 You like? It was on sale at A&S. 178 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,546 Looks like a lot more than 20% off. 179 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,531 Kitty. 180 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,272 I'm working. 181 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,951 - Something's wrong, isn't it? - No. 182 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,122 No, no, no, don't say that. Don't say that. 183 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,505 - I'm not myself. - What does that mean? 184 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,137 Why are men so embarrassed to share their emotions? 185 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,481 Please. Sal... 186 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,779 The past few months... Something's wrong. 187 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,907 - Well, that's not true. - It is true. 188 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,662 You know, I don't need that much, but... 189 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,206 I do need tending. 190 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:25,299 - I'm so sorry. - Well, what can I do? 191 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,510 You won't even tell me. 192 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,055 Make some excuse. 193 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:39,313 For the last six months, maybe a year, even, I've watched my job disappear. 194 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,234 Nobody wants illustrations anymore. It's all about photography. 195 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,030 And yes, I've been nervous. 196 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,283 And now I have this opportunity 197 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,453 to do something that really does have a future. 198 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,957 So it's been building to this, and tomorrow you will triumph 199 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,460 and come home a conquering hero. 200 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:08,091 - What's wrong with you? - Well, I do have one horrible flaw. 201 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,594 I love you. 202 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,350 I don't want to fail. 203 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,688 Just... With a single mistake, the entire shot is ruined. 204 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,818 So what? You've seen the movies. Take two. Take three. Do it again. Action. 205 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,905 It's one shot, the whole thing. 206 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:34,993 - It's the beginning of Bye Bye Birdie. - I'm trying to remember. 207 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,496 She starts singing against a blue background, 208 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,122 and her voice is very girlish. 209 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:44,086 - Yes. Yes, I remember that. - And she's offering us this can of Patio. 210 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,505 And she's on a treadmill, but you can't see it. 211 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:50,425 - She's walking back and forth? - No, no. She walks towards you. 212 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,471 The wind is blowing in her hair, 213 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,016 and she sings about how Patio is low in calories. 214 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,645 And then she extends her hand out and she waves goodbye. 215 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,689 Then we move back, too, 216 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,858 but she stops, and she takes her dress in her hands 217 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:11,738 and she runs forward as fast as she can. But then she turns her back 218 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,536 and looks seductively over her shoulder. 219 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:22,040 The treadmill pulls her back again and she comes towards you one last time, 220 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,294 dancing right up to the camera. She sort of pushes her shoulders together 221 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,966 and leans over with the can and she smiles. "Hello, Patio." 222 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,431 Something like that. 223 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,434 Sound good? 224 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,812 You're gonna do great. 225 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,659 - You really think so? - Yes. 226 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,796 Don, I'd like you to meet Horace Cook. 227 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,675 - We've met. Lincoln Center. - Of course. 228 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,429 Have a seat. Lane has brought it to my attention 229 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,265 that Mr. Cook's son has approached us for work. 230 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,686 Actually, it was Don who thought it best, out of deference, to include you. 231 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,982 We're not psychiatrists. There is no confidentiality. 232 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:34,738 That's not strictly true, but you are family and, well, it appears to be a lot of money. 233 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,534 Bert seemed alarmed. What exactly happened in this meeting? 234 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:45,165 - Well, you know, your son has a dream. - Yes, jai alai. 235 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,627 When he first mentioned it I assumed he was gambling, 236 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,630 but he seems convinced of its financial potential. 237 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,298 And there's no reason to doubt that. 238 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:58,595 Are you drunk? It's like Polish handball. You can't even play it if you're left-handed. 239 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,388 There's no wall on that side. 240 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,225 Well, then, that's done with. We needn't be involved. 241 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,853 Bert, you know that's not the way the marketplace works. 242 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,481 A man comes through your door, 243 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,859 he knows what he wants, he's got the money to back it up, 244 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,071 - you do your best. - Perhaps I'm unclear 245 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,491 because I'm childless, but they're not. 246 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,746 Well, should you be lucky enough to strike gold, 247 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:29,501 remember that your children weren't there when you were swinging the pick. 248 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,171 I've seen his plan. It's gibberish. 249 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,926 But if you refuse him, he'll only find someone else. 250 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,140 My son lives in a cloud of success, 251 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,852 but it's my success. 252 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,690 Perhaps when that evaporates and his face is pressed 253 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,944 against the reality of the sidewalk, he'll be of value to someone. 254 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,119 "Kill or be killed, eat or be eaten." 255 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,289 That's how I was raised. 256 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,625 So you want us to proceed? 257 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:17,465 When we put that money aside for him, he was a little boy. 258 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,887 We didn't know what kind of person we were making. 259 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,642 Don't be so hard on yourself. 260 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,688 Easy for you to say. He doesn't have your name. 261 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,399 You'll stay for lunch. No discussion. 262 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,319 A pleasure to see you again. 263 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,154 Pleasure. 264 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,951 - I'll sign him tonight. - Very good. 265 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,540 These are ideas. 266 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:54,419 You can skip some if you want to, but do not go out of order. 267 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,179 Hello, this is Margaret. 268 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,390 Hello, my name is Elaine and I'm 22, 269 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:11,186 and I have a good job and I'm interested in a roommate, too. 270 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,231 Well, it's nice to speak with you, Elaine. Where do you work? 271 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,776 Well, I live in Teaneck, New Jersey, 272 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,904 so I want to be in this city to be near my job. 273 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:26,117 - ! Work in a tannery on the West Side. - Really? They make leather? 274 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,787 I'm a secretary, 275 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:32,457 but I am around animal skins and carcasses most of the day, 276 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,169 so I don't keep pets. The smell makes them go crazy. 277 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,592 I don't know if the West Side is what I had in mind. 278 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,387 I need someplace near a major hospital. 279 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,390 My face is very badly burned 280 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,560 and I need frequent prescriptions for unguents and salves. 281 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,985 - It would have to be two bedrooms. - Two bedrooms is good. 282 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,364 Now, about the bathroom, 283 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,118 I'm going to need some help there. 284 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,082 Who is this? You know something? You're a jerk. 285 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,430 - Why do you do that? - I've got a salt tooth. 286 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:33,476 - It's right here in the back of my mouth. - Grandpa. 287 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,606 It's getting harder to fool you. I got two spoons. 288 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,652 Mommy doesn't let us have ice cream before dinner. 289 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,489 Is she afraid you're going to be fat like she was? 290 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,702 Your grandma Ruth used to drive her to town to run errands 291 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:54,122 and make her walk herself home. That put a stop to it. 292 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,459 - You remember Grandma Ruth? - She gave me a ukulele. 293 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,419 - Did you learn it? - No. 294 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,838 You can, you know. You're smart. 295 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,676 You remind me of your grandma more than your mother. 296 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:13,308 You know, she did drafting in the 20s for this engineer. 297 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:18,229 - A little bald man. He wasn't a threat. - That's good. 298 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,655 You can really do something. Don't let your mother tell you otherwise. 299 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,622 You know, she won't let me eat this either, and I don't want to be the only one, 300 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:38,958 so I'll tell you what. I'm gonna keep a lookout. 301 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,881 Okay. Go ahead. The coast is clear. 302 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:50,470 - She's coming! Quick, hide it! - I knew you were gonna do that. 303 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:56,935 This tastes like chocolate, but it smells like oranges. You smell that? 304 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,195 A year from now there'll be nothing but rum and Mexican beer in this place. 305 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,406 - You ever have Mexican beer, Humps? - I don't drink a lot of beer. 306 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,660 You have to when you're there. Amoeba, dysentery. 307 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,956 Patxi caught a bug, lost eight pounds. That's a lot on his frame. 308 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,792 Ho-Ho was saying a photo of Jack Kennedy enjoying jai alai 309 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,336 would be a tremendous endorsement. 310 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:24,963 My father hates Kennedy, 311 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,590 'cause he knew Old Joe when they were criminals together. 312 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:31,386 Plus, Dad's against integration. He called Patxi a wetback. 313 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,766 Jack Kennedy certainly ended up with a better job than his father. 314 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,895 I know this idea sounds crazy, but read your history. 315 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,314 I've got a 50% chance, at least. 316 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,069 My father's dead, but I know he'd be interested. 317 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,030 This is his kind of investment. 318 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,326 I think about the way my father made his fortune, 319 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,080 renting ships for troop transport during the war. 320 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,458 He didn't care about the Germans. 321 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,837 And then I think, I could really do something. 322 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:11,301 I might not be president, but I could... I could build something. 323 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,345 And people will like it, and I'm going to be the father of this sport, 324 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:18,683 and people are gonna be dying to do business with me, even my father. 325 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:24,689 I have this image in my mind. 326 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,610 It's his 75th birthday, 327 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,697 and I give him a team. 328 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,458 I want to give you a piece of advice. 329 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,712 I've been doing this a while, and I applaud your enthusiasm, 330 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,258 but I think you should take this decision a little more seriously. 331 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,637 - What are you saying, Don? - Let him... Let him talk. 332 00:25:56,513 --> 00:26:00,850 You have a great fortune, and that's not just money. That's the future. 333 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,939 And we will take all of your money, I promise you, 334 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,860 but I think you should reevaluate this particular obsession. 335 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,988 You can do better. 336 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,504 That's a sales technique, isn't it? 337 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:33,466 You zig away from me and I zag back into your arms. 338 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,344 You know, I've got the galleys of this book by Ogilvy. 339 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,763 Learned a lot about advertising. 340 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,600 Then why aren't you eating dinner with Ogilvy? 341 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,228 'Cause Campbell talked me out of it. 342 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,692 Now let's get one thing straight. 343 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:55,029 If jai alai fails, it's your fault. 344 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,826 I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. 345 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:03,371 Don't apologize. Everybody thinks that. Nobody says it. 346 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,720 Are you removing that or moving it? 347 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,556 Did everybody in Manhattan decide I'm not allowed to live here? 348 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,144 No. Actually, I think the right girl could have a very good effect on you. 349 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,064 I do, however, find your ad unfortunate. 350 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,151 It's perfect. I proofed it thoroughly. 351 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:36,738 "Clean, responsible, considerate. 352 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,949 "I have some nice furniture and a small television." 353 00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:43,453 It reads like the stage directions from an Ibsen play. 354 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,331 So what, then? You'll give me some ideas, 355 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,167 and I'll use them, and you'll all have an even bigger laugh? 356 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,003 No, I thought I'd tell you how to get a roommate. 357 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,838 This is not the way. 358 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:56,841 Fine. 359 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,637 Please, Joan, tell me how to do it. 360 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:07,602 - For one thing, why "Margaret"? - It's my name and it's more adult. 361 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:12,940 But this is about two young girls in Manhattan. This is about an adventure. 362 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,401 Am I wrong? 363 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,655 If this were me, I would say something like, 364 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:23,618 "Fun-loving girl, responsible sometimes. 365 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,913 "Likes to laugh. Lives to love. 366 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:30,541 "Seeks size six for city living and general gallivanting. 367 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,629 "No dull moments or dull men tolerated." Or something like that. 368 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,716 Well, thank you. That's very helpful. 369 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,220 And don't put it up there. Everyone here knows you. 370 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,389 Branch out. 371 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,558 Good night, Peggy. 372 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,918 Don. There you are. 373 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,630 I was just on my way over to Lane. I've got signatures. 374 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,925 Horace Cook, Jr. Is all dressed and ready for the oven. 375 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,635 In light of all of the trepidation, 376 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,889 perhaps you should deliver this to Lane yourself. 377 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,815 - Are you following me? - I spent two years at Dartmouth 378 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,068 hiding him from shylocks. Let me enjoy my payday. 379 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,910 Mr. Hooker, has Lane stopped by the clubhouse? 380 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,204 I'll go and get him. 381 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,875 That's called a cesta. It's made of reeds from the Pyrenees. 382 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,587 The ball is called a pelota. They just sent all this over. 383 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,218 So did Horace have any more ideas? 384 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,012 For one thing, he wants us to call it the NJAA. 385 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:51,641 National Jai Alai Association? 386 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:56,062 He has no idea how confused America's gonna be about that "J." 387 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,481 Look at this camaraderie. 388 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,651 Perhaps we've discovered America's pastime after all. 389 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,361 Full steam ahead. 390 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,573 - Bravo, boys. - How about Patxi: The Motion Picture? 391 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,951 God, I wish I was a part of this. 392 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,955 I've informed the home office. There was a flutter of adding machines. 393 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,540 Well, you heard him, boys. 394 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:18,042 Don't stop until you see the whites of his pockets. 395 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,377 Cosgrove. 396 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,213 Good God. 397 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,971 Bill it to the kid. 398 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,732 - What the hell is that? - It's an English muffin. 399 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,902 The hell it is. Put it away. You can eat at school. 400 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,113 I already ate my breakfast. 401 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,158 Well, don't keep me waiting this afternoon. 402 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,328 I want you dressed and ready for ballet at 3:00 on the button. 403 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,163 - No dawdling. - Okay. 404 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,544 I'm gonna buy fruit. What do you want? 405 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,964 - Peaches, please. - Peaches give me a rash. 406 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,133 Your sister likes them. 407 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,180 Are you Peggy? They just sent me back from reception. 408 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:17,059 - I'm Karen Ericson. - Yes, I am. How nice to finally meet you. 409 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:23,858 You have your own office. Wowee! At the travel agency, it takes years, 410 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,944 and Martha Winston's the only girl, and she's married to the boss. 411 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,946 Well, it's different up here. 412 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:32,283 Everyone on the first floor loved your humorous ad. 413 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,785 You seem like someone I could really be friends with, 414 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,746 not like the last girl. 415 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:41,542 Well, I'm fun and I love to have fun. 416 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,587 She was always keeping her door shut, 417 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,548 and I think you should only close your door for one reason. 418 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,050 What's that? 419 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,139 I just don't get along with women like I do men, 420 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,476 but she left to get married, so I must be some kind of good-luck charm. 421 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,104 - Do you have a steady? - No, I'm still playing the field. 422 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:06,067 There are so many interesting men out there. Except sailors. 423 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,862 I have a couple of rules. One of them is I don't like sailors. 424 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:14,533 - No sailors. I agree. - So, Peggy Olson, I have to ask, 425 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:18,621 - are you Swedish? Because I am. - Norwegian. 426 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,918 Well, we won't tell my parents. 427 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:28,005 I'll make appointments and come by at 5:00. Or do you want your girl to do it? 428 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,132 I finish up around 6:00. 429 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,551 - Well, then tomorrow? - Most days. 430 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,804 Can we look on Saturday? 431 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:37,014 - But not this Saturday... - You work on Saturday? 432 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,433 Not every Saturday. And Saturday nights never. 433 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,019 I'm out in the city, ready for fun. 434 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,106 Well, okay. I'll call you, roomie. 435 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,026 I got you a sandwich. 436 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:53,906 - I'm gonna walk around the park. - Well, have fun, roomie. 437 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,051 It's Mommy. 438 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:23,561 - Where's Grandpa Gene? - It must've slipped his mind. 439 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,147 - Where is he? - Probably at home. 440 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,400 I'm sure he'll be there when we get home. 441 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:51,046 Bye, bye, sugar 442 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,133 Hello, Patio 443 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:00,681 When the cake is on the plate 444 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,518 I'm afraid to gain the weight 445 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:09,398 But now I have some extra room 446 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:12,777 Patiog you make me swoon 447 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,529 Diet cola tastes divine 448 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,615 Get your own, 'cause this one's mine 449 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,617 It's the brand new slender you 450 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:23,496 Now we'll have you singing too 451 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:27,917 Bye, bye, sugar 452 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,420 It's great to see you go 453 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:36,133 So bye, bye, sugar 454 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,384 Hello, Patio 455 00:35:56,905 --> 00:36:02,034 - I can't even tell you how thorough Sal was. - Well, I appreciate that, but this is... 456 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,204 I don't know. This is not what I thought it was gonna be. 457 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,039 Glad I'm not alone. 458 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:11,502 Look, I don't think there's any ambiguity about this being exactly, 459 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,963 and I mean exactly, what you asked for. 460 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:17,216 I know, but there's something not right about it. 461 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:22,096 - What? - I can't put my finger on it. 462 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:26,600 - I wish I could, but I can't. - It's an exact copy, frame for frame. 463 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:31,355 I'll tell you what. Why don't we send a dupe back to the office with you? 464 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,190 No. I'm sorry. 465 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:37,111 I wish I could explain it, but it's just not right. 466 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,241 I'm gonna be magnanimous and say it's our idea and our failure, 467 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,119 but it is a failure. 468 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,372 That is magnanimous. 469 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,335 - I'm sorry about that. - Maybe next time. 470 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:04,763 It's true. It's not right. It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, 471 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:08,851 it sounds right, smells right. Something's not right. What is it? 472 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,978 It's not Ann-Margret. 473 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,331 Mommy, there's a policeman! Hurry! 474 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,756 Yes, may I help you? 475 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,551 - Are you related to Eugene Hofstadt? - Yes, I am. What is it? 476 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,472 We regret to inform you that he passed away. 477 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,182 - Oh, God. - No! No! 478 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:50,184 I'm fine. 479 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,023 - What happened? - He collapsed in line at the A&P. 480 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,317 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 481 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:05,032 I... 482 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:10,329 Well, we need to know what you'd like to do with his body. 483 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,916 Yes, of course. 484 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,399 - Mr. Romano's here to see you. - Send him in. 485 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,572 I figured I'd bring myself to the woodshed. 486 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,283 It must be horrible having a client insist on something 487 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,327 and then change their mind once they've seen it. 488 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:54,748 - I hope it never happens to me. - I was the director and I let you down. 489 00:38:57,544 --> 00:39:00,421 - I'm in a meeting. - I have Mrs. Draper on the line. 490 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,090 - It's urgent. - I can go. 491 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,471 What's the matter? 492 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,272 I'm sorry, Betts. 493 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,524 I'm... 494 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,277 I'm very sorry. 495 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,614 Do you want me to call William? 496 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,661 Just stay put. I'll be right there. 497 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,292 - I have to go. - Is everything okay? 498 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,837 There's nothing you can do. 499 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,799 Don't ruin the only good thing to come of this. 500 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,969 You are now a commercial director. 501 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:54,141 How do I know you're not just saying that to make me feel better? 502 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,810 You'll know when I hire you again. 503 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,897 Allison, I'm going for the day. 504 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,031 Okay, Ma. 505 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:13,494 Oh, my goodness. It's beautiful. 506 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,499 Is that all the noise that this was? Why didn't you wait for Gerry to help? 507 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,085 Because he's playing cards and Peggy gets up early. 508 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,004 - Say thank you, Ma. - Thank you, sweetheart. 509 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,509 An Admiral. You must be doing well. 510 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,721 - I am. - What's the matter, peaches? 511 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:36,266 Sit down, Ma. 512 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,978 What's this about? 513 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,398 Don't, Anita. Stay. 514 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:50,322 Ma, I'm having problems with my apartment, 515 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,325 and my commute is very long and... 516 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,871 It doesn't mean nothing if you want to stay here with us. 517 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,832 Your father and I lived with grandma and grandpa for years. 518 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,042 Your sister was born there. 519 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,047 Ma, I'm getting an apartment in Manhattan. 520 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,764 - Well, that makes sense. - It really does. 521 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,183 Yeah, I guess I'm the kind of mother 522 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,519 who'd rather have a new TV than a daughter. 523 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,105 I got you a new TV because you needed one. 524 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:26,150 You got me a new TV 'cause you think I was born yesterday. 525 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,152 You belong in the city. 526 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:32,906 Do you see this, Anita? This is what they do. Family is cheap. 527 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,825 Well, take it back, okay? 528 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,828 Because it's just going to remind me of how stupid you think I am. 529 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,081 Ma! You knew she'd have to move there eventually. 530 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,172 Now, someday both of you are going to feel this, 531 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,175 this... This broken heart I'm carrying. 532 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,015 You'll get raped, you know that? 533 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:03,687 It's just as dangerous as here, and I'm going to have a roommate. 534 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:07,649 She's a nice girl. Her name is Karen Ericson. She's Norwegian. 535 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,694 - There's a man, isn't there? - No. 536 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,239 Why would I ever believe anything you say? 537 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,658 Stop it, Ma. You're being cruel. 538 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,829 Good night, Ma. 539 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,508 - That wasn't so bad. - Really? 540 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,387 She's been through a lot of change lately. 541 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:40,641 The Holy Father dying, that was very hard on her. 542 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,061 It has become one country 543 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:47,231 because all of us and all the people who came here 544 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,775 had an equal chance to develop their talents. 545 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:54,154 We cannot say to 10% of the population that you can't have that right, 546 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,657 that your children can't have the chance to develop whatever talent... 547 00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:04,748 Eugene Hofstadt, number two. 548 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,877 What does that mean? 549 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:12,589 There were two Eugene Hofstadts at his bank, 550 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:16,218 so he had to be called Eugene Hofstadt, number two. 551 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:20,347 Well, he's with Ruth now. 552 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,684 I hope so. 553 00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:27,980 Once he asked, 554 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:32,609 "What's gonna happen when I get to heaven and I have two wives?" 555 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:37,030 Knowing Gloria, I don't think that's gonna be a problem. 556 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:47,582 Betts, don't eat that. It was in his car all day. 557 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,626 I don't care. 558 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,798 - Why are you laughing? - Sally, sweetheart... 559 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:58,844 - We weren't laughing, honey. - I heard you. I heard you laughing. 560 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:02,472 How can you be sitting there like nothing's happening? 561 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,934 Like he's not gone? He was here, now he's not here. 562 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,687 He's gone forever and nobody even knows that. 563 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,022 Stop it. 564 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,026 - You're being hysterical. Calm down. - He's dead! 565 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:18,780 He's dead and he's never coming back! And nobody cares 566 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:23,243 - that he's really, really, really gone! - Sally, go watch TV! 567 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:39,051 The United States army convoy was delayed by soviet border guards, 568 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,012 when the convoy commander rejected commands that his troops 569 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,514 leave their vehicles for a head count. 570 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:48,143 The Russians finally allowed the convoy to pass. Robert? 571 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,563 Dumbstruck police and horrified crowds gathered 572 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:54,649 as an elderly Buddhist monk set fire to himself today, 573 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:58,195 resulting in his death. The bizarre act was a protest 574 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:02,657 against the mostly Catholic government of Ngo Dinh Diem of South Vietnam 575 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,744 and their supposed campaign of discrimination. 576 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:10,374 The New York Stock Exchange today saw slight gains in moderate trading 577 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:14,086 as the Dow Jones Industrial Average rose nearly two points. 578 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:17,339 And now here's Stan Baker for Winston cigarettes.