1 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:42,374 And after that, I played the nurse in Romeo and Juliet. 2 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:48,879 And after that I played Dorine the maid in Tartuffe by Molière. 3 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,609 And I guess that's it. 4 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,709 Thank you, Hillary. 5 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,221 I'd love it if you could do the twist one more time. 6 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,290 Thank you, Hillary. We'll let you know. 7 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:16,435 Harry, you are not in this process. You're a spectator. Don't forget it. 8 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:20,604 Bacardi's coming in on Tuesday to see if Daiquiri Beach has legs. 9 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:23,307 Don wants copy Monday morning and art Monday night. 10 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:27,819 - We should probably have the whole team. - This weekend? No. 11 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,889 I'm sorry, but we just heard about it. 12 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:33,550 - Bullshit. - I have plans. I really do. 13 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:38,363 Well, I would love to work all weekend, but I'm just a spectator. 14 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:39,625 Whose crack did it fall through? 15 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:42,132 Because you are going to spend the weekend being our slave. 16 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,897 - No finger-pointing. - The bad news is 17 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:48,531 they need five more vacation situations for Bacardi rum. 18 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,041 The good news is we're going to be out of your hair. 19 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,442 Jane and Roger Sterling's garden party on the island. 20 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:56,575 - Derby day. - You're going back in time? 21 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,116 Are any of you wearing seersucker? 22 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,810 I don't want to look like a barbershop quartet. 23 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,114 - You're all going? - I really wish I wasn't. 24 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,952 Well, then don't. Give me your glasses. I'll go as you. 25 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,650 Sorry about that. 26 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,228 - Good luck, gentles. - Sorry. 27 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,096 You know, we all started at the same time. 28 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:18,432 - I've been here six years longer than you. - They hate creative. 29 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,884 My goodness. I didn't expect to see you here. 30 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,922 - For a little while longer. - Lovely to see you, Jane, 31 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,786 I mean Mrs. Sterling. 32 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,391 I'll catch up with you, girls. 33 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,736 I just stopped by. Roger had my rings resized. 34 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,965 I keep losing weight. Where are you living now? 35 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:57,804 Same old place, but we're looking. We're thinking about Riverdale. 36 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,243 It's near Columbia Pres and Greg wants a yard. 37 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,941 I don't know. I get a nosebleed anywhere above 86th Street. 38 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,220 - God, it's so great to see you. - Likewise. 39 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:13,323 Joan, I have a tiny favor to ask you. 40 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,053 They're doing construction in front of the building 41 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,254 and my driver's gonna be circling, 42 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:38,044 Olive, from now on, there's no need to include Mr. Crane in casting. 43 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,949 Of course. And I brought you tea and coffee. 44 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,045 I'll just have whichever one you don't want. 45 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:47,320 I... Coffee. That's what I usually drink. That's what I've been drinking, right? 46 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,486 Well, Lola said you don't like a second cup of coffee 47 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,530 because it makes you edgy. 48 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,600 I want you to forget everything Lola told you. 49 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,401 I left for an hour to go get the nylons for tomorrow, 50 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,138 and look what happened. 51 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,182 Carla said he thought he was on KP duty. 52 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:14,049 - We don't have to go, you know. - I said we would. 53 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,984 It's Roger and Jane. 54 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,749 I want to go. I bought a dress. 55 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:30,626 "The warmth of the climate disposed the natives 56 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:35,003 "to the most intemperate enjoyment of tranquility and opulence, 57 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:39,670 "and the lively..." 58 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,269 Licentiousness. 59 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,878 Go ahead. 60 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:52,721 "... of the Greeks was blended with the hereditary softness of the Syrians. 61 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:57,762 "Fashion was the only law, pleasure was the only pursuit 62 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,891 "and the splendor of dress and furniture 63 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,333 "was the only distinction of the citizens of Antioch." 64 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,703 - Gene. - Hello, Don. 65 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,670 - How's Babylon? - Bedtime. 66 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,379 It's all right. Go wash your teeth. 67 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:22,351 You just wait. All hell's gonna break loose. 68 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:26,157 Good night, Grandpa Gene. 69 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:44,105 - Like that. - Paul Kinsey with a two-stroke lead. 70 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,509 - What is your secret? - I use Harry Crane's paddle 71 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,774 and I pretend that's his fat head. 72 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,844 What kind of fruit do you put in this? 73 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:58,014 - It's rum and Coke. I don't know. - A cherry? All we have is olives. 74 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,716 New drinks, new copy or both? 75 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,558 Bikinis that match the drinks and new copy. Something cute. 76 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,960 "It's Bacardi-licious." 77 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,971 "It's Bacardi-lightful." 78 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:16,838 We're supposed to sit here and pretend like we're on vacation? 79 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:22,247 - They're probably drinking mint juleps. - Booze puts me to sleep. 80 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:25,840 I will take grass any hour of the day. It helps me think. 81 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,853 When I was at Princeton, I wrote my senior thesis 82 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,582 on the passions of the Stoics. 83 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,056 Mary Jane was my muse. 84 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,821 Paul helps me sleep. 85 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:40,490 Peggy, go get a blender. Maybe we can turn this into a frappé. 86 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,591 - You get it. - I'm eating. 87 00:06:58,217 --> 00:06:59,582 Olive? 88 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,949 - What are you doing here? - Well, if you're working, I'm working. 89 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:10,290 - It's okay for you to go home. - I already canceled my plans. 90 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,296 Phil and I were going to drive up to The Cloisters. 91 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:15,731 And Steven, my son, he's at Boston College. 92 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,530 He was thinking of coming down with his girlfriend, 93 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:21,300 but I'm not sure that's working out. He's picky. 94 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:28,278 Anyway, so Phil's taking a trip to the dump, and here I am, no worse for wear. 95 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,745 Don't I seem as important as Cosgrove? 96 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:41,224 I mean, Campbell makes sense, to the manner born. 97 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:44,694 - So you like to get high? - Whenever I can. 98 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,492 My cousin used to know someone, but he got married. 99 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,228 Who's your friend? 100 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,770 A guy like you? There must be somebody you can call. 101 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,675 Yeah. No. Of course. 102 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,945 Sally, get up here. 103 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,689 I just walked backwards all the way from the living room. 104 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:13,918 Zip. 105 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,592 You look pretty. 106 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,098 I look like an open umbrella. 107 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,794 Grandpa says you're going to a soirée. 108 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,495 Don't bother him. 109 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,471 Go watch TV. 110 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,381 - Grandpa? - I'm indisposed. 111 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,845 What are you doing? You're going to break it. 112 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,577 - Who told you that? - I've done it. 113 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:16,883 If it happens, I'll go get my little screwdriver and put on a new one. 114 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,593 Jesus, I stink. 115 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:25,356 I can finish up out here. You take a nice, long bath. 116 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,102 No. No, no, no. Ettinger goes at the head of the table. 117 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:34,729 He's the chief of surgery. It's where he always sits. 118 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,003 Not in your home, Greg. Host at the head, hostess at the foot 119 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,634 or whichever is nearest to the kitchen, 120 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,872 - and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl. - Who says? 121 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,006 Emily Post. Everyone. 122 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,449 Ronald Ettinger does not read Emily Post. He's going to expect to sit there, 123 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,716 and he's going to expect me and Rick Stolich to be his footstools. 124 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,017 Well, I won't have their wives think 125 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,648 you have a wife who doesn't know how to set a table. 126 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,590 Joanie, I don't want to have a fight right now. 127 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,322 Then stop talking. 128 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:07,736 A buffet would be slightly more casual and people could sit where they will. 129 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,277 And we could put the chafing dish that they gave us right in the middle. 130 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,106 Perfect. 131 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:18,907 Hey. 132 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,992 ...urged by Republicans to appoint a special prosecutor 133 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:38,229 to investigate the scandal-ridden State Liquor Authority. 134 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,497 The governor has expressed confidence... 135 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,539 Carla. 136 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,867 Carla? 137 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,274 Is she here? 138 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,877 Look at you. 139 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:52,348 I know I look good for my condition, but I'm still in my condition. 140 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:55,386 - Did they leave yet? - No, I think they're in the living room. 141 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,183 Well, I've been robbed. 142 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,450 I had it right here and now I don't. 143 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,260 Daddy, what are you talking about? 144 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:05,296 I had $35. Now I have $30. 145 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,662 - Are you sure? - Mr. Hofstadt, 146 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,531 why don't you go sit down and we'll all look for it? 147 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,159 You'll look for it, will you? 148 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,603 Daddy, you know how forgetful you are. 149 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,964 I'm missing $5. 150 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,203 I'll give you $5. 151 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,912 Don, will you give him something? 152 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,852 - Here, Gene. Here you go. - No, I don't want your money. 153 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:33,084 You people, you think money is the answer to every problem. 154 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,793 No, just this particular problem. 155 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,726 Daddy, I'm sorry. I don't know what you want. 156 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,263 I want my $5! 157 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,369 Well, I think I am finally ready to go. 158 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,445 Come on, let's go out in the yard. 159 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,585 I forgot how many tourists there are in midtown. 160 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,315 They're like vermin. 161 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,448 Jeffrey, this is my colleague Smitty. 162 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,790 - How you doing, Jeff? - Not bad. Not bad at all. 163 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,456 - So what do you have for us? - What do you want? 164 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,763 I've got Dexies, Benzedrine strips, boo. 165 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,064 Probably get you junk if you really wanted it. 166 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,370 - How do you know each other? - Jeffrey's an old friend. 167 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,002 You're looking at the two great cocksmen of Princeton '55. 168 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:30,515 The times you must have had. Can we buy some dope? 169 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,220 I'll give you all four for $10, plus delivery. 170 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:41,616 I'm just kidding, but I should. I mean, you never call me. 171 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,623 When's the last time I saw you? 172 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,068 - Give me your sweater. - It's mohair. 173 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:04,579 - May I? - Relax. Sit down. 174 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,481 You ever look out this window? 175 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,602 It's beautiful. 176 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,153 Nice to see you both. Isn't this something? 177 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,848 Betty, you remember Trudy. 178 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,017 Harry Crane. My wife, Jennifer. 179 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,822 Ken Cosgrove. We've met. 180 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,263 - Nice to see you all again. - When are you due? 181 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,596 Any minute. Can't you tell? 182 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,695 That last month was the worst, 183 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,603 - but of course this is your second. - Third. 184 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,804 - How old is yours? - Eight months. Beatrice Grace. 185 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,812 Should we take a tour? 186 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:16,212 - I grew up in a club just like this. - Me, too. 187 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,856 That portly fellow in the glen plaid, second at DuPont. 188 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,059 The one next to him, Pan Am. 189 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,938 Don't hand out your card. 190 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:50,152 - Now you're getting ridiculous. - Maybe it fell out of your pocket. 191 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,316 - It didn't. - Well, I didn't take it. 192 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,053 - I didn't say you did. - Not yet. 193 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,727 Will you stop it, Viola? 194 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,265 My name's not Viola. It's Carla. 195 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,961 Do you know Viola? 196 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,895 We don't all know each other, Mr. Hofstadt. 197 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,403 Done looking already? 198 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,274 Really? 199 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,410 - Are they still here? - Yes, they're in Mr. Kinsey's office. 200 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,782 I know what they're doing. You don't want to go in there. 201 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,685 - What are they doing? - All I'm saying is, 202 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,556 they obviously don't want to work, so you should just go home. 203 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:13,037 I love the commercials where the dog runs right up to the bowl of food. 204 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,737 How do you make him do that? 205 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,239 - You starve him? - So you two got a lot of girls? 206 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,447 Shit. 207 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,540 Is that that old lady again? 208 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,212 - Let me in. - Go away. 209 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,015 It stinks out here. 210 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,224 Come in quick. 211 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,256 What are you doing? 212 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,390 I know what you're doing. Who are you? 213 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,663 Jeffrey Graves, Princeton, '55. 214 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,101 Look, I need it for inspiration. 215 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,103 It's Saturday, for God's sake. 216 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,303 You can go home. We'll do the work. 217 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,176 Are you kidding? We'll end up with nothing. 218 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,816 I've got some ideas we can kick around, 219 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:04,320 but you're gonna have to tell me your name, sweetheart. 220 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,456 I'm Peggy Olson, and I want to smoke some marijuana. 221 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,795 You won't like it. 222 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,888 How do you know what I'll like? 223 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,330 You never ask me how I feel about anything 224 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,231 except brassieres and body odor and makeup. 225 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,333 I'd like to know how you feel about a lot of things. 226 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,912 - Jesus. Give it a rest. - Come on. 227 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,424 Just like a strong cigarette. 228 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,693 Can you believe this? 229 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,906 The sun shines bright 230 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,042 On the old Kentucky home 231 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,551 'Tis summer 232 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:12,384 And the darkies are gay 233 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,418 The corn top's ripe 234 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:20,089 And the meadow's in the bloom 235 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:25,159 While the birds make music all the day 236 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:32,335 The young folks roll on the little cabin floor 237 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,072 All merry, all happy... 238 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,909 Can we go? 239 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,579 What about the horse race? What about supper? 240 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,016 Don't disappear. I want to dance. 241 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252 And my old Kentucky home 242 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,124 Good night 243 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,524 I did this at home for her with a little shoe polish. 244 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,997 She thought it was a scream. 245 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,330 I love it. 246 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,070 Weep no more 247 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,767 my lady 248 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:10,342 Oh, weep no more today 249 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,578 Can I get an old-fashioned? 250 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,457 We're on the same mission. 251 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,895 This bar looks like it was set up by a blind man, 252 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,827 and there's no bourbon. 253 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,768 There's a hole at the end here. 254 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,864 I don't have a lot of time. 255 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:46,281 - Rye okay with you? - You look like you know what you're doing. 256 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,717 I'm Connie, by the way. 257 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,014 Don. 258 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,615 Service always this good around here? 259 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,129 - You're not a member either? - No, no. 260 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,765 Nice piece of property, though. 261 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,733 Who are you hiding from? 262 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:09,568 I am at work disguised as a party. 263 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,804 I'm at work disguised as a wedding. 264 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,175 I hate other people's weddings. 265 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,043 - Why's that? - Make me nervous, 266 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,384 all those expectations. 267 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,514 And these poor kids in here, 268 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,029 that is a match made in the boardroom. 269 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,000 When I was a boy, 270 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:40,504 there was a mansion on the river I used to paddle by in my johnboat. 271 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:47,505 Twinkling lights, violins, girls giggling about something. 272 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,019 It's different inside. 273 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,553 - Where you from? - San Antonio, New Mexico, 274 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,869 before it was a state. Don't ask me that. Old. 275 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,663 You look fit. 276 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,139 You ever see 277 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,534 A Midsummer Dream with Mickey Rooney? 278 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,614 A Midsummer Night's Dream? 279 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,648 By golly, you're prickly. 280 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,949 I'm Republican, like everyone else in there, 281 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:34,389 but somehow, no matter how expensive my cufflinks, 282 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,524 I feel like I've got the head of a jackass. 283 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,568 Where I grew up, there was a roadhouse. 284 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,731 It boasted live music. That meant a drum, a bass 285 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,331 and a player piano with nobody at it. 286 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:53,434 I parked cars. 287 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,272 Fancy people would go there. 288 00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:02,342 They'd get loud, they'd get drunk, but they wouldn't let me use the toilet. 289 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:08,154 So when nature called, I'd open up a trunk and relieve myself. 290 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,293 - You didn't. - I was 15. 291 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:17,901 There's probably some kid out there doing it to us right now. 292 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,732 Where you come from? 293 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,969 Pennsylvania by way of Illinois. 294 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,603 We lost our farm, ended up in coal country. 295 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,206 And here you are. 296 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,011 A pleasure to meet you, Don. 297 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,450 Hell of a cocktail. 298 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,470 Rum. Have some. 299 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,739 Some rum? 300 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,046 If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry. 301 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,281 I am hungry, but it's not worth moving. 302 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:15,484 She is a riot. Makes me wish I had a job. 303 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,456 Bacardi Eisenhower. 304 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,527 What are you laughing about? 305 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:30,167 You do have a job, Jeffrey. You're a drug pusher. 306 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,776 What is that, an English accent? 307 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:39,281 It's a little different than freshman year. 308 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,285 Kinsey was a real Jersey. 309 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,519 I guess that's why they have scholarships. 310 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,357 Get out. 311 00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:02,300 You're arrogant. And you know what else? You can't sing. 312 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,140 Take it back. 313 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:08,440 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here not to fight. 314 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,276 Take it back, Graves. 315 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:16,213 Fine. I guess they kicked you out of the Tigertones because you were too tall. 316 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,550 Graves... 317 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,285 We're done here. 318 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,187 And by the way, I left the 'Tones because I had mono. 319 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:31,398 Fine. Why don't you sing a little and let them be the judge? 320 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,486 I am so high. 321 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,456 I wish you were waiting for me. 322 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,940 So who are you waiting for? 323 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,435 A friend. 324 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,178 What is that like? 325 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,722 I don't know. 326 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:01,021 I don't think about it. 327 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:05,024 Right now, it's uncomfortable, mostly. 328 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,990 But it moves around in there. 329 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,595 It does. 330 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:19,366 I'm going to blame this on martinis, but... May I? 331 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,091 She's not moving now. 332 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,396 Who are you waiting for? 333 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:49,700 My date. 334 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,868 You can't show up to these things stag, 335 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,072 but then you run into people. 336 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:07,256 I apologize. There was a line for the mirror and I feel like I'm melting. 337 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,452 No trouble at all. 338 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:15,695 I hope they start playing some real music. I'm in the mood to dance, aren't you? 339 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:19,596 Martinis. 340 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,537 Please, don't stand on ceremony. Dig in. 341 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:30,143 I'll cut the cheese. 342 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,675 What are you laughing about? 343 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,583 Everything is some private joke with them. 344 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,747 What were you giggling about the other day? 345 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,655 - A code pink. - What's that? 346 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,489 They put a call over the PA 347 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,531 whenever there's an attractive unconscious female. 348 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,862 I've never heard of that. 349 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,095 - Me either. - Sounds like where I work. 350 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,205 - I'm gonna check the roast. - You need a hand? 351 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,503 - I don't think so. - Nonsense. 352 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,236 - Allow me. - Thank you. 353 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:04,374 Thanks. 354 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,052 You really have a lovely place. 355 00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:13,181 I'm glad you like it. I did most of it myself. 356 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,385 You must do well. 357 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:18,519 It's not easy. Not that I'm complaining. 358 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,291 You think they make no money now? 359 00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:23,390 You should've seen back when Ronald and I were first married. 360 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:27,066 I taught kindergarten and made three times what Ron did. 361 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,299 We lived in a pit. 362 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:32,137 But one day you'll look back on this time and smile. 363 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:33,767 Just don't get pregnant. 364 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,368 Excuse me? 365 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,144 The last thing you want right now is a child. 366 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:43,186 I told her the same thing, but she doesn't listen. She's a nurse. 367 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,246 You do what you want. 368 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:48,757 If Greg becomes chief resident, then things will get easier. 369 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,959 The fact that Greg can get a woman like you 370 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,726 makes me feel good about his future, no matter what happens. 371 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:06,077 Bobby, Sally, suppertime! 372 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,451 You have to eat something. 373 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,352 You don't tell me what to do. 374 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:20,413 You either eat or you don't eat, but there'll be no more of that. 375 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,497 I told you I'm not hungry. 376 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:30,329 - I want my money. - You don't even know that you lost it. 377 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,802 Maybe you should lie down. Sally! 378 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,328 Grandpa, is this it? 379 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,928 Grandpa, is this your money? 380 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,941 I don't know. Let me see it. 381 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:47,909 Yeah, that's it, all right. 382 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,845 Well, that's a relief. Sally, your food's getting cold. 383 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,402 Excuse me. 384 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,502 Why, thank you. 385 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:28,443 He's pretending like we didn't have a fight on the way over. 386 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,350 He seems amenable right now. 387 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,683 I warned him that with this set 388 00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:34,121 there was a good chance one of my old beaus might appear. 389 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,023 - And yet they didn't. - Which is a relief. 390 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,467 I don't want to. All I have to talk about is work, which is verboten. 391 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,128 Well, that's nonsense. You're very charming. 392 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,330 Come on. I'll talk. 393 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:51,237 They want to know we're having a good time. 394 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,416 Well, we're really having a good time. 395 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,222 Haven't seen you two on the dance floor. 396 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,261 I don't move that well right now. 397 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,827 Don loves to dance, 398 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,732 but I think I'm disappointing him because I don't feel like it. 399 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,062 Your asses are going to wear out those chairs. 400 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,298 Roger. 401 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:27,277 Don, Betty, this is Henry Francis and... 402 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:28,436 Sherry Ardmore. 403 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,014 Henry works in the governor's office. 404 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,481 Don Draper. This is my wife, Betty. 405 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,683 Hank, tell them where you were this afternoon. 406 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,723 - Roger... - They're gonna read about it in the paper. 407 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:43,191 He just came from Pocantico. Rockefeller married Happy. 408 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,752 She just got divorced a month ago. She has four children. 409 00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,889 You see? That's the first reaction. 410 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,697 Divorce is political hari-kari. 411 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,601 Now we'll be stuck with Goldwater. 412 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,038 The primaries are still a long way off. 413 00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,474 - Why did Rocky marry her? - They're in love. 414 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:08,509 We're going to dance. 415 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:11,588 Betty, Don, are you sure you're not up for it? 416 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,836 I have got to bring a date next time. 417 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:54,957 "This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends 418 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:59,155 "This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper" 419 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:05,662 We got it. You're educated and you sang in the Tiger... 420 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,261 - What are they called? - Tigertones. 421 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,734 I went to the University of Michigan. 422 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:18,544 I went to Miss Deaver's Secretarial School. 423 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,815 Can you believe her? 424 00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:24,046 I keep thinking about rum, and I keep thinking about Cuba, 425 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,988 and I keep thinking about how we're all going to die. 426 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,994 - We almost died. - But we didn't. 427 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,857 How about something about life? 428 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,260 Let's go on the roof. 429 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,834 And do what? 430 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:44,737 Think about Daiquiri Beach. We need five more situations for rum. 431 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:52,071 On the roof is a good idea, actually. A hammock right between the clotheslines. 432 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,284 And you still say Daiquiri Beach. 433 00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,411 Are you working? 434 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:00,454 I think so. 435 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,794 You both can leave. 436 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,230 I'm in a very good place right now. 437 00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,724 You left your purse in your office, unattended. 438 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:42,492 - Someone could have stolen it. - No one's here. 439 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:47,736 You think I don't know what you've been doing in there? 440 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:52,173 - I don't know what to say. - I've got nothing to hide. 441 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:57,839 Well, you're free to do whatever you want, but you're not thinking about your future. 442 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,182 The thing is, 443 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,753 I have a job. 444 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:08,290 I have my own office with my name on the door, 445 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:12,251 and I have a secretary. That's you. 446 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,325 And I am not scared of any of this. 447 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,935 But you're scared. 448 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,309 Oh, my God. You're scared. 449 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,486 Don't worry about me. 450 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:43,420 I am going to get to do everything you want for me. 451 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,686 I'm going to be fine, Olive. 452 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,333 I really am. 453 00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:01,510 Your expense report is ready for your review. It's on your desk. 454 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,248 I need you to get the Dictaphone set up, 455 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:17,418 and I need a glass of water, and then you can go. 456 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,491 That's very pretty. 457 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:25,665 Thank you. 458 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:36,403 - When are you due? - Early September. 459 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,345 You and the First Lady. 460 00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:40,815 Well, I think she looks a lot better. 461 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,146 You could dress like that. 462 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,312 Go to Lord & Taylor and ask for my friend Bunny Appelle. 463 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:48,222 - She'll take care of you. - You really know everything, Joan. 464 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:53,421 Honey, would you talk to your husband? 465 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,897 I don't know what I'm going to do next year. 466 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,067 He is going to be a tough act to follow. 467 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,264 Those people in Texas will be crawling all over you. 468 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,433 If I ever need a pneumonectomy, that's the man. 469 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:09,206 You heard me say it. Great hands. 470 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,507 Look, Greg, it's a complicated operation. 471 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:16,586 Christ, that's not what I meant. 472 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,848 - It happens. - What happened? 473 00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,556 I don't like to worry Joanie about those kinds of things. 474 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:27,427 Come on. Everyone gets a bad result every once in a while. 475 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:33,861 You know what? Enough shop talk. This is not civilian conversation. 476 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,137 Do you want to play charades? 477 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,870 - Come on. You're terrible. - No, I'm not. 478 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:47,142 Well, Joanie has many, many talents. You should play for them. 479 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,549 - No. - Come on. I'll go get it. 480 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:55,691 - You're all gonna love this. - What do you play? 481 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:57,658 I am out of practice. 482 00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:00,925 - Come on, Joanie. - Wonderful! 483 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:04,523 Come on, just sing a little something. 484 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,970 It'll be just like the olden days. 485 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,065 We used to sit in the parlor after supper. 486 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:15,077 My mother would play the piano while we read. 487 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:24,277 Just let me have another bite and then we can go. 488 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:35,184 I guess we're the last ones to eat. That's what my mother always said. 489 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,157 Family holds back. 490 00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,632 You shouldn't be filling your plate. You're the hostess. 491 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:46,464 - I'll get you some food. - Come on. Come on. 492 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:49,630 - You should sit down. - Okay. 493 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,540 Oh, my God! You're pregnant. 494 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,669 - You're so beautiful. - Thank you. 495 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:57,906 Don't you just love looking at her? 496 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,915 Aren't they a beautiful couple? 497 00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:04,179 I knew you two would get back together. 498 00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:08,655 I never had any doubt, no matter what the problem was. 499 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,492 I'll take care of her. 500 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,366 You don't like me. 501 00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,699 I'm a nice person. 502 00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,172 What's going on here? 503 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,813 I should've eaten something. 504 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:41,022 Will someone please get her a glass of milk? 505 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:43,753 Don, can I talk to you for a second? 506 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,998 What the hell was that? 507 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:52,728 Your wife's drunk. 508 00:42:57,007 --> 00:43:00,306 I don't know what I did to get under your skin. 509 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,003 Roger, it's late. 510 00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,912 You know, my mother was right. 511 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:12,284 It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy. Some people don't like it. 512 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:16,591 No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish. 513 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:25,166 You know, that's the great thing about a place like this, 514 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:29,834 you can come here and be happy, and you get to choose your guests. 515 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:53,057 Good night, Grandpa. 516 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,729 Get in here. 517 00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:04,501 Sit down. 518 00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:26,162 Where were we? 519 00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:46,209 "The rustic manners of a prince who disdained such glory 520 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:50,184 "and was insensible of such happiness 521 00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:53,814 "soon disgusted the delicacy of his subjects, 522 00:44:54,992 --> 00:45:00,191 "and the effeminate Orientals could neither imitate nor admire 523 00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:04,256 "the severe simplicity which Julian always maintained 524 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,336 "and sometimes affected. "