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And after that,
I played the nurse in Romeo and Juliet.
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And after that I played Dorine the maid
in Tartuffe by Molière.
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And I guess that's it.
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Thank you, Hillary.
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I'd love it if you could do the twist
one more time.
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Thank you, Hillary. We'll let you know.
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Harry, you are not in this process.
You're a spectator. Don't forget it.
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Bacardi's coming in on Tuesday
to see if Daiquiri Beach has legs.
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Don wants copy Monday morning
and art Monday night.
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- We should probably have the whole team.
- This weekend? No.
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I'm sorry, but we just heard about it.
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- Bullshit.
- I have plans. I really do.
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Well, I would love to work all weekend,
but I'm just a spectator.
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Whose crack did it fall through?
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Because you are going
to spend the weekend being our slave.
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- No finger-pointing.
- The bad news is
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they need five more vacation situations
for Bacardi rum.
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The good news is
we're going to be out of your hair.
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Jane and Roger Sterling's
garden party on the island.
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- Derby day.
- You're going back in time?
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Are any of you wearing seersucker?
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I don't want to look like
a barbershop quartet.
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- You're all going?
- I really wish I wasn't.
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Well, then don't. Give me your glasses.
I'll go as you.
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Sorry about that.
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- Good luck, gentles.
- Sorry.
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You know, we all started at the same time.
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- I've been here six years longer than you.
- They hate creative.
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My goodness.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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- For a little while longer.
- Lovely to see you, Jane,
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I mean Mrs. Sterling.
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I'll catch up with you, girls.
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I just stopped by.
Roger had my rings resized.
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I keep losing weight.
Where are you living now?
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Same old place, but we're looking.
We're thinking about Riverdale.
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It's near Columbia Pres
and Greg wants a yard.
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I don't know. I get a nosebleed
anywhere above 86th Street.
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- God, it's so great to see you.
- Likewise.
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Joan, I have a tiny favor to ask you.
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They're doing construction
in front of the building
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and my driver's gonna be circling,
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Olive, from now on, there's no need
to include Mr. Crane in casting.
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Of course.
And I brought you tea and coffee.
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I'll just have whichever one you don't want.
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I... Coffee. That's what I usually drink.
That's what I've been drinking, right?
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Well, Lola said
you don't like a second cup of coffee
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because it makes you edgy.
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I want you to forget everything
Lola told you.
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I left for an hour
to go get the nylons for tomorrow,
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and look what happened.
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Carla said he thought he was on KP duty.
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- We don't have to go, you know.
- I said we would.
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It's Roger and Jane.
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I want to go. I bought a dress.
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"The warmth of the climate
disposed the natives
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"to the most intemperate enjoyment
of tranquility and opulence,
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"and the lively..."
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Licentiousness.
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Go ahead.
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"... of the Greeks was blended
with the hereditary softness of the Syrians.
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"Fashion was the only law,
pleasure was the only pursuit
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"and the splendor of dress and furniture
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"was the only distinction
of the citizens of Antioch."
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- Gene.
- Hello, Don.
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- How's Babylon?
- Bedtime.
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It's all right. Go wash your teeth.
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You just wait. All hell's gonna break loose.
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Good night, Grandpa Gene.
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- Like that.
- Paul Kinsey with a two-stroke lead.
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- What is your secret?
- I use Harry Crane's paddle
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and I pretend that's his fat head.
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What kind of fruit do you put in this?
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- It's rum and Coke. I don't know.
- A cherry? All we have is olives.
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New drinks, new copy or both?
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Bikinis that match the drinks and new copy.
Something cute.
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"It's Bacardi-licious."
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"It's Bacardi-lightful."
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We're supposed to sit here
and pretend like we're on vacation?
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- They're probably drinking mint juleps.
- Booze puts me to sleep.
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I will take grass any hour of the day.
It helps me think.
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When I was at Princeton,
I wrote my senior thesis
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on the passions of the Stoics.
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Mary Jane was my muse.
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Paul helps me sleep.
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Peggy, go get a blender.
Maybe we can turn this into a frappé.
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- You get it.
- I'm eating.
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Olive?
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- What are you doing here?
- Well, if you're working, I'm working.
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- It's okay for you to go home.
- I already canceled my plans.
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Phil and I were going to
drive up to The Cloisters.
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And Steven, my son,
he's at Boston College.
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He was thinking of coming down
with his girlfriend,
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but I'm not sure that's working out.
He's picky.
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Anyway, so Phil's taking a trip to the dump,
and here I am, no worse for wear.
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Don't I seem as important as Cosgrove?
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I mean, Campbell makes sense,
to the manner born.
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- So you like to get high?
- Whenever I can.
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My cousin used to know someone,
but he got married.
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Who's your friend?
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A guy like you?
There must be somebody you can call.
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Yeah. No. Of course.
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Sally, get up here.
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I just walked backwards
all the way from the living room.
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Zip.
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You look pretty.
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I look like an open umbrella.
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Grandpa says you're going to a soirée.
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Don't bother him.
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Go watch TV.
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- Grandpa?
- I'm indisposed.
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What are you doing?
You're going to break it.
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- Who told you that?
- I've done it.
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If it happens, I'll go get my little
screwdriver and put on a new one.
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Jesus, I stink.
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I can finish up out here.
You take a nice, long bath.
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No. No, no, no.
Ettinger goes at the head of the table.
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He's the chief of surgery.
It's where he always sits.
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Not in your home, Greg.
Host at the head, hostess at the foot
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or whichever is nearest to the kitchen,
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- and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl.
- Who says?
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Emily Post. Everyone.
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Ronald Ettinger does not read Emily Post.
He's going to expect to sit there,
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and he's going to expect me
and Rick Stolich to be his footstools.
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Well, I won't have their wives think
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you have a wife who doesn't know
how to set a table.
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Joanie, I don't want
to have a fight right now.
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Then stop talking.
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A buffet would be slightly more casual
and people could sit where they will.
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And we could put the chafing dish
that they gave us right in the middle.
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Perfect.
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Hey.
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...urged by Republicans
to appoint a special prosecutor
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to investigate the scandal-ridden
State Liquor Authority.
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The governor has expressed confidence...
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Carla.
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Carla?
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Is she here?
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Look at you.
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I know I look good for my condition,
but I'm still in my condition.
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- Did they leave yet?
- No, I think they're in the living room.
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Well, I've been robbed.
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I had it right here and now I don't.
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Daddy, what are you talking about?
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I had $35. Now I have $30.
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- Are you sure?
- Mr. Hofstadt,
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why don't you go sit down
and we'll all look for it?
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You'll look for it, will you?
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Daddy, you know how forgetful you are.
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I'm missing $5.
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I'll give you $5.
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Don, will you give him something?
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- Here, Gene. Here you go.
- No, I don't want your money.
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You people, you think money
is the answer to every problem.
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No, just this particular problem.
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Daddy, I'm sorry.
I don't know what you want.
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I want my $5!
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Well, I think I am finally ready to go.
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Come on, let's go out in the yard.
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I forgot how many tourists there are
in midtown.
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They're like vermin.
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Jeffrey, this is my colleague Smitty.
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- How you doing, Jeff?
- Not bad. Not bad at all.
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- So what do you have for us?
- What do you want?
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I've got Dexies, Benzedrine strips, boo.
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Probably get you junk
if you really wanted it.
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- How do you know each other?
- Jeffrey's an old friend.
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You're looking at the two great cocksmen
of Princeton '55.
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The times you must have had.
Can we buy some dope?
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I'll give you all four for $10, plus delivery.
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I'm just kidding, but I should.
I mean, you never call me.
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When's the last time I saw you?
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- Give me your sweater.
- It's mohair.
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- May I?
- Relax. Sit down.
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You ever look out this window?
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It's beautiful.
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Nice to see you both. Isn't this something?
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Betty, you remember Trudy.
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Harry Crane. My wife, Jennifer.
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Ken Cosgrove. We've met.
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- Nice to see you all again.
- When are you due?
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Any minute. Can't you tell?
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That last month was the worst,
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- but of course this is your second.
- Third.
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- How old is yours?
- Eight months. Beatrice Grace.
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Should we take a tour?
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- I grew up in a club just like this.
- Me, too.
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That portly fellow in the glen plaid,
second at DuPont.
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The one next to him, Pan Am.
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Don't hand out your card.
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- Now you're getting ridiculous.
- Maybe it fell out of your pocket.
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- It didn't.
- Well, I didn't take it.
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- I didn't say you did.
- Not yet.
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Will you stop it, Viola?
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My name's not Viola. It's Carla.
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Do you know Viola?
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We don't all know each other, Mr. Hofstadt.
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Done looking already?
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Really?
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- Are they still here?
- Yes, they're in Mr. Kinsey's office.
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I know what they're doing.
You don't want to go in there.
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- What are they doing?
- All I'm saying is,
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they obviously don't want to work,
so you should just go home.
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I love the commercials where the dog runs
right up to the bowl of food.
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How do you make him do that?
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- You starve him?
- So you two got a lot of girls?
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Shit.
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Is that that old lady again?
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- Let me in.
- Go away.
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It stinks out here.
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Come in quick.
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What are you doing?
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I know what you're doing. Who are you?
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Jeffrey Graves, Princeton, '55.
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Look, I need it for inspiration.
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It's Saturday, for God's sake.
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You can go home. We'll do the work.
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Are you kidding?
We'll end up with nothing.
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I've got some ideas we can kick around,
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but you're gonna have to tell me your name,
sweetheart.
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I'm Peggy Olson,
and I want to smoke some marijuana.
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You won't like it.
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How do you know what I'll like?
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You never ask me how I feel about anything
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except brassieres and body odor
and makeup.
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I'd like to know how you feel
about a lot of things.
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- Jesus. Give it a rest.
- Come on.
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Just like a strong cigarette.
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Can you believe this?
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The sun shines bright
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On the old Kentucky home
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'Tis summer
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And the darkies are gay
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The corn top's ripe
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And the meadow's in the bloom
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While the birds make music all the day
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The young folks roll on the little cabin floor
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All merry, all happy...
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Can we go?
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What about the horse race?
What about supper?
240
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Don't disappear. I want to dance.
241
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252
And my old Kentucky home
242
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,124
Good night
243
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,524
I did this at home for her
with a little shoe polish.
244
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,997
She thought it was a scream.
245
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,330
I love it.
246
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,070
Weep no more
247
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,767
my lady
248
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:10,342
Oh, weep no more today
249
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,578
Can I get an old-fashioned?
250
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,457
We're on the same mission.
251
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,895
This bar looks like it was set up
by a blind man,
252
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,827
and there's no bourbon.
253
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,768
There's a hole at the end here.
254
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,864
I don't have a lot of time.
255
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:46,281
- Rye okay with you?
- You look like you know what you're doing.
256
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,717
I'm Connie, by the way.
257
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,014
Don.
258
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,615
Service always this good around here?
259
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,129
- You're not a member either?
- No, no.
260
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,765
Nice piece of property, though.
261
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,733
Who are you hiding from?
262
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:09,568
I am at work disguised as a party.
263
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,804
I'm at work disguised as a wedding.
264
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,175
I hate other people's weddings.
265
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,043
- Why's that?
- Make me nervous,
266
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,384
all those expectations.
267
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,514
And these poor kids in here,
268
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,029
that is a match made in the boardroom.
269
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,000
When I was a boy,
270
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:40,504
there was a mansion on the river
I used to paddle by in my johnboat.
271
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:47,505
Twinkling lights, violins,
girls giggling about something.
272
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,019
It's different inside.
273
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,553
- Where you from?
- San Antonio, New Mexico,
274
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,869
before it was a state. Don't ask me that. Old.
275
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,663
You look fit.
276
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,139
You ever see
277
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,534
A Midsummer Dream with Mickey Rooney?
278
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,614
A Midsummer Night's Dream?
279
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,648
By golly, you're prickly.
280
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,949
I'm Republican, like everyone else in there,
281
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:34,389
but somehow,
no matter how expensive my cufflinks,
282
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,524
I feel like I've got the head of a jackass.
283
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,568
Where I grew up, there was a roadhouse.
284
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,731
It boasted live music.
That meant a drum, a bass
285
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,331
and a player piano with nobody at it.
286
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:53,434
I parked cars.
287
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,272
Fancy people would go there.
288
00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:02,342
They'd get loud, they'd get drunk,
but they wouldn't let me use the toilet.
289
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:08,154
So when nature called,
I'd open up a trunk and relieve myself.
290
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,293
- You didn't.
- I was 15.
291
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:17,901
There's probably some kid out there
doing it to us right now.
292
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,732
Where you come from?
293
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,969
Pennsylvania by way of Illinois.
294
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,603
We lost our farm, ended up in coal country.
295
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,206
And here you are.
296
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,011
A pleasure to meet you, Don.
297
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,450
Hell of a cocktail.
298
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,470
Rum. Have some.
299
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,739
Some rum?
300
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,046
If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
301
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,281
I am hungry, but it's not worth moving.
302
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:15,484
She is a riot. Makes me wish I had a job.
303
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,456
Bacardi Eisenhower.
304
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,527
What are you laughing about?
305
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:30,167
You do have a job, Jeffrey.
You're a drug pusher.
306
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,776
What is that, an English accent?
307
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:39,281
It's a little different than freshman year.
308
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,285
Kinsey was a real Jersey.
309
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,519
I guess that's why they have scholarships.
310
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,357
Get out.
311
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:02,300
You're arrogant. And you know what else?
You can't sing.
312
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,140
Take it back.
313
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:08,440
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here not to fight.
314
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,276
Take it back, Graves.
315
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:16,213
Fine. I guess they kicked you out
of the Tigertones because you were too tall.
316
00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,550
Graves...
317
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,285
We're done here.
318
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,187
And by the way,
I left the 'Tones because I had mono.
319
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:31,398
Fine. Why don't you sing a little
and let them be the judge?
320
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,486
I am so high.
321
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,456
I wish you were waiting for me.
322
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,940
So who are you waiting for?
323
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,435
A friend.
324
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,178
What is that like?
325
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,722
I don't know.
326
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:01,021
I don't think about it.
327
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:05,024
Right now, it's uncomfortable, mostly.
328
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,990
But it moves around in there.
329
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,595
It does.
330
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:19,366
I'm going to blame this on martinis, but...
May I?
331
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,091
She's not moving now.
332
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,396
Who are you waiting for?
333
00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:49,700
My date.
334
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,868
You can't show up to these things stag,
335
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,072
but then you run into people.
336
00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:07,256
I apologize. There was a line for the mirror
and I feel like I'm melting.
337
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,452
No trouble at all.
338
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:15,695
I hope they start playing some real music.
I'm in the mood to dance, aren't you?
339
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:19,596
Martinis.
340
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,537
Please, don't stand on ceremony. Dig in.
341
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:30,143
I'll cut the cheese.
342
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,675
What are you laughing about?
343
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,583
Everything is some private joke with them.
344
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,747
What were you giggling
about the other day?
345
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,655
- A code pink.
- What's that?
346
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,489
They put a call over the PA
347
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,531
whenever there's an
attractive unconscious female.
348
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,862
I've never heard of that.
349
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,095
- Me either.
- Sounds like where I work.
350
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,205
- I'm gonna check the roast.
- You need a hand?
351
00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,503
- I don't think so.
- Nonsense.
352
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,236
- Allow me.
- Thank you.
353
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:04,374
Thanks.
354
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,052
You really have a lovely place.
355
00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:13,181
I'm glad you like it. I did most of it myself.
356
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,385
You must do well.
357
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:18,519
It's not easy. Not that I'm complaining.
358
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,291
You think they make no money now?
359
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:23,390
You should've seen back when
Ronald and I were first married.
360
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:27,066
I taught kindergarten
and made three times what Ron did.
361
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,299
We lived in a pit.
362
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:32,137
But one day
you'll look back on this time and smile.
363
00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:33,767
Just don't get pregnant.
364
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,368
Excuse me?
365
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,144
The last thing you want right now is a child.
366
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:43,186
I told her the same thing,
but she doesn't listen. She's a nurse.
367
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,246
You do what you want.
368
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:48,757
If Greg becomes chief resident,
then things will get easier.
369
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,959
The fact that Greg can
get a woman like you
370
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,726
makes me feel good about his future,
no matter what happens.
371
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:06,077
Bobby, Sally, suppertime!
372
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,451
You have to eat something.
373
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,352
You don't tell me what to do.
374
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:20,413
You either eat or you don't eat,
but there'll be no more of that.
375
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,497
I told you I'm not hungry.
376
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:30,329
- I want my money.
- You don't even know that you lost it.
377
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,802
Maybe you should lie down. Sally!
378
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,328
Grandpa, is this it?
379
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,928
Grandpa, is this your money?
380
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,941
I don't know. Let me see it.
381
00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:47,909
Yeah, that's it, all right.
382
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,845
Well, that's a relief.
Sally, your food's getting cold.
383
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,402
Excuse me.
384
00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,502
Why, thank you.
385
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:28,443
He's pretending like
we didn't have a fight on the way over.
386
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,350
He seems amenable right now.
387
00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,683
I warned him that with this set
388
00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:34,121
there was a good chance
one of my old beaus might appear.
389
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,023
- And yet they didn't.
- Which is a relief.
390
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,467
I don't want to. All I have to talk about
is work, which is verboten.
391
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,128
Well, that's nonsense.
You're very charming.
392
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,330
Come on. I'll talk.
393
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:51,237
They want to know
we're having a good time.
394
00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,416
Well, we're really having a good time.
395
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,222
Haven't seen you two on the dance floor.
396
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,261
I don't move that well right now.
397
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,827
Don loves to dance,
398
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,732
but I think I'm disappointing him
because I don't feel like it.
399
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,062
Your asses are going to
wear out those chairs.
400
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,298
Roger.
401
00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:27,277
Don, Betty, this is Henry Francis and...
402
00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:28,436
Sherry Ardmore.
403
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,014
Henry works in the governor's office.
404
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,481
Don Draper. This is my wife, Betty.
405
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,683
Hank, tell them where
you were this afternoon.
406
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,723
- Roger...
- They're gonna read about it in the paper.
407
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:43,191
He just came from Pocantico.
Rockefeller married Happy.
408
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,752
She just got divorced a month ago.
She has four children.
409
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,889
You see? That's the first reaction.
410
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,697
Divorce is political hari-kari.
411
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,601
Now we'll be stuck with Goldwater.
412
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,038
The primaries are still a long way off.
413
00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,474
- Why did Rocky marry her?
- They're in love.
414
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:08,509
We're going to dance.
415
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:11,588
Betty, Don,
are you sure you're not up for it?
416
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,836
I have got to bring a date next time.
417
00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:54,957
"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
418
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:59,155
"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper"
419
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:05,662
We got it. You're educated
and you sang in the Tiger...
420
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,261
- What are they called?
- Tigertones.
421
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,734
I went to the University of Michigan.
422
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:18,544
I went to Miss Deaver's Secretarial School.
423
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,815
Can you believe her?
424
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:24,046
I keep thinking about rum,
and I keep thinking about Cuba,
425
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,988
and I keep thinking about
how we're all going to die.
426
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,994
- We almost died.
- But we didn't.
427
00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,857
How about something about life?
428
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,260
Let's go on the roof.
429
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,834
And do what?
430
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:44,737
Think about Daiquiri Beach.
We need five more situations for rum.
431
00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:52,071
On the roof is a good idea, actually.
A hammock right between the clotheslines.
432
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,284
And you still say Daiquiri Beach.
433
00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,411
Are you working?
434
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:00,454
I think so.
435
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,794
You both can leave.
436
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,230
I'm in a very good place right now.
437
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,724
You left your purse in your office,
unattended.
438
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:42,492
- Someone could have stolen it.
- No one's here.
439
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:47,736
You think I don't know
what you've been doing in there?
440
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:52,173
- I don't know what to say.
- I've got nothing to hide.
441
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:57,839
Well, you're free to do whatever you want,
but you're not thinking about your future.
442
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,182
The thing is,
443
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,753
I have a job.
444
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:08,290
I have my own office
with my name on the door,
445
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:12,251
and I have a secretary. That's you.
446
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,325
And I am not scared of any of this.
447
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,935
But you're scared.
448
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,309
Oh, my God. You're scared.
449
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,486
Don't worry about me.
450
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:43,420
I am going to get to do everything
you want for me.
451
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,686
I'm going to be fine, Olive.
452
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,333
I really am.
453
00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:01,510
Your expense report is ready
for your review. It's on your desk.
454
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,248
I need you to get the Dictaphone set up,
455
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:17,418
and I need a glass of water,
and then you can go.
456
00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,491
That's very pretty.
457
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:25,665
Thank you.
458
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:36,403
- When are you due?
- Early September.
459
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,345
You and the First Lady.
460
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:40,815
Well, I think she looks a lot better.
461
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,146
You could dress like that.
462
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,312
Go to Lord & Taylor
and ask for my friend Bunny Appelle.
463
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:48,222
- She'll take care of you.
- You really know everything, Joan.
464
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:53,421
Honey, would you talk to your husband?
465
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,897
I don't know what I'm going to do next year.
466
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,067
He is going to be a tough act to follow.
467
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,264
Those people in Texas
will be crawling all over you.
468
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,433
If I ever need a pneumonectomy,
that's the man.
469
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:09,206
You heard me say it. Great hands.
470
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,507
Look, Greg, it's a complicated operation.
471
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:16,586
Christ, that's not what I meant.
472
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,848
- It happens.
- What happened?
473
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,556
I don't like to worry Joanie
about those kinds of things.
474
00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:27,427
Come on. Everyone gets
a bad result every once in a while.
475
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:33,861
You know what? Enough shop talk.
This is not civilian conversation.
476
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,137
Do you want to play charades?
477
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,870
- Come on. You're terrible.
- No, I'm not.
478
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:47,142
Well, Joanie has many, many talents.
You should play for them.
479
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,549
- No.
- Come on. I'll go get it.
480
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:55,691
- You're all gonna love this.
- What do you play?
481
00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:57,658
I am out of practice.
482
00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:00,925
- Come on, Joanie.
- Wonderful!
483
00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:04,523
Come on, just sing a little something.
484
00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,970
It'll be just like the olden days.
485
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,065
We used to sit in the parlor after supper.
486
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:15,077
My mother would play the piano
while we read.
487
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:24,277
Just let me have another bite
and then we can go.
488
00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:35,184
I guess we're the last ones to eat.
That's what my mother always said.
489
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,157
Family holds back.
490
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,632
You shouldn't be filling your plate.
You're the hostess.
491
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:46,464
- I'll get you some food.
- Come on. Come on.
492
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:49,630
- You should sit down.
- Okay.
493
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,540
Oh, my God! You're pregnant.
494
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,669
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you.
495
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:57,906
Don't you just love looking at her?
496
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,915
Aren't they a beautiful couple?
497
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:04,179
I knew you two would get back together.
498
00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:08,655
I never had any doubt,
no matter what the problem was.
499
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,492
I'll take care of her.
500
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,366
You don't like me.
501
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,699
I'm a nice person.
502
00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,172
What's going on here?
503
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,813
I should've eaten something.
504
00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:41,022
Will someone please get her
a glass of milk?
505
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:43,753
Don, can I talk to you for a second?
506
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,998
What the hell was that?
507
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:52,728
Your wife's drunk.
508
00:42:57,007 --> 00:43:00,306
I don't know what I did
to get under your skin.
509
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,003
Roger, it's late.
510
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,912
You know, my mother was right.
511
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:12,284
It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Some people don't like it.
512
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:16,591
No one thinks you're happy.
They think you're foolish.
513
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:25,166
You know, that's the great thing
about a place like this,
514
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:29,834
you can come here and be happy,
and you get to choose your guests.
515
00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:53,057
Good night, Grandpa.
516
00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,729
Get in here.
517
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:04,501
Sit down.
518
00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:26,162
Where were we?
519
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:46,209
"The rustic manners of a prince
who disdained such glory
520
00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:50,184
"and was insensible of such happiness
521
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:53,814
"soon disgusted the delicacy
of his subjects,
522
00:44:54,992 --> 00:45:00,191
"and the effeminate Orientals
could neither imitate nor admire
523
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:04,256
"the severe simplicity
which Julian always maintained
524
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,336
"and sometimes affected. "