1 00:00:04,791 --> 00:00:06,884 Okay. Last question. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,494 ''Bat wings, dragon scales and fruit punch make what kind of potion? 3 00:00:11,631 --> 00:00:17,001 A, invisibility. B, skin of steel. C, a refreshing fruit smoothie.'' 4 00:00:17,303 --> 00:00:18,531 Got it. 5 00:00:18,671 --> 00:00:20,639 Does he have to say ''got it'' after every question? 6 00:00:20,773 --> 00:00:22,638 lt's throwing me off on my exam. 7 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,141 We're taking an exam? 8 00:00:28,615 --> 00:00:31,413 Time. Pencils down. Last exam section. 9 00:00:31,551 --> 00:00:33,075 Grab your wands and line up. 10 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:35,346 You have to use the transfiguration spell 11 00:00:35,488 --> 00:00:38,821 to change one of these guinea pigs into a white dove. 12 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:41,722 Okay, Justin, you're up. 13 00:00:42,762 --> 00:00:47,461 This guinea pig is now not A dove with wings should fill its slot 14 00:00:48,501 --> 00:00:49,991 Very good, Justin. 15 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:53,439 - Alex, you're up. - Oh, okay. 16 00:00:54,807 --> 00:00:58,868 This guinea pig is now not A dove with wings should fill its slot 17 00:01:03,249 --> 00:01:06,377 lt's a pretty dove. 18 00:01:06,953 --> 00:01:10,480 No. lt's a pretty brick. 19 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:14,993 You weren't concentrating. Max, you're up. 20 00:01:17,497 --> 00:01:22,127 This guinea pig is now not A dove with wings should fill with snot 21 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:27,537 l said ''snot,'' didn't l? 22 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:31,506 Okay, everybody record your transfiguration results 23 00:01:31,644 --> 00:01:34,613 in your midterm-exam text booklets. 24 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:38,577 l don't know why you guys even bother taking the tests. 25 00:01:38,718 --> 00:01:41,312 We all know l'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest 26 00:01:41,454 --> 00:01:42,944 and keep my powers. 27 00:01:43,089 --> 00:01:44,852 That's not for a long while, Justin. 28 00:01:44,991 --> 00:01:48,017 And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? 29 00:01:48,161 --> 00:01:50,789 Oh, wait, you still might win. 30 00:01:51,331 --> 00:01:54,562 Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that l'm better than you at magic, 31 00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:56,464 so you have to lash out and make fun of me. 32 00:01:56,602 --> 00:01:58,593 And you don't take any of this magic seriously. 33 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:01,901 l can't take you seriously. You use big words like ''transparent.'' 34 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:03,633 What are you, British? 35 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:08,146 No, but l am. 36 00:02:09,415 --> 00:02:12,179 Professor Crumbs, always nice to see you. 37 00:02:12,318 --> 00:02:14,309 The beard is coming in nicely. 38 00:02:15,388 --> 00:02:16,753 Jerry. 39 00:02:16,889 --> 00:02:19,050 l knew your father when this 40 00:02:19,192 --> 00:02:22,923 was just a soul patch for the lovely witches. 41 00:02:26,432 --> 00:02:30,869 l am here to collect your exams and take them back to Wiz Tech. 42 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:34,101 Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers? 43 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,935 So that no one will get better grades 44 00:02:36,075 --> 00:02:39,169 just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute. 45 00:02:40,179 --> 00:02:42,443 Are you talking about me? 46 00:02:43,616 --> 00:02:45,846 Alex, you're doing it right now. 47 00:03:41,974 --> 00:03:43,202 Wizard report cards are here. 48 00:03:44,277 --> 00:03:47,474 Oh, you sound excited. You must feel confident you did well. 49 00:03:49,282 --> 00:03:51,773 Wizard report cards are here. 50 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:54,777 You first. 51 00:04:00,193 --> 00:04:02,286 Max Russo, your exam results 52 00:04:02,562 --> 00:04:05,463 plus your coursework equals a solid C-plus. 53 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:08,999 You are totally average. Cool. 54 00:04:11,304 --> 00:04:15,240 Sweet, l got a C. Yes. 55 00:04:19,579 --> 00:04:22,946 Alex Russo, your exam results plus the homework you handed in 56 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:25,448 on greasy napkins that smelled like shrimp 57 00:04:25,585 --> 00:04:28,452 all equals...F. 58 00:04:28,754 --> 00:04:31,621 And the...is a low F. 59 00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:33,725 Excuse me. 60 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,885 l turned a guinea pig into a very solid brick, 61 00:04:36,028 --> 00:04:39,896 which l think is a much more effective symbol for peace. 62 00:04:40,266 --> 00:04:41,790 Please have your parents sign me, 63 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:44,960 so l can return to Wizard Tech and receive my payment. 64 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:46,571 l have to make a living. 65 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:51,541 - Yeah, right, like that's gonna happen. - No, no, no. 66 00:04:51,677 --> 00:04:53,736 l got children to laminate. 67 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,608 What are you gonna do? Mom and Dad need to sign that. 68 00:04:56,949 --> 00:04:59,383 Well, they can't sign something that never got here. 69 00:04:59,652 --> 00:05:01,017 - But it got here. - No, it didn't. 70 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,677 - Yes, it did. No, it didn't. - lt did. 71 00:05:02,822 --> 00:05:04,187 - What? - l don't know. 72 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:05,722 Perfect. 73 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:09,959 Oh, the report cards are here. 74 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:11,757 l gotta make a copy for my new frame. 75 00:05:18,638 --> 00:05:21,971 Justin Russo, your exam results plus your coursework 76 00:05:22,108 --> 00:05:26,374 equals all As and one B-plus in rhyming charms. 77 00:05:26,512 --> 00:05:28,412 You're the smart one. 78 00:05:28,915 --> 00:05:31,816 B-plus? l can't put this in the frame. 79 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:34,377 What a shame. 80 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:38,012 See, l got game. This grade is lame. 81 00:05:38,157 --> 00:05:40,455 Oh, l got a good rhyme. Corn. 82 00:05:40,593 --> 00:05:41,992 And? 83 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:44,696 l panicked. 84 00:05:52,104 --> 00:05:57,235 Oh, l love it in there. lt smells like popcorn. 85 00:05:59,078 --> 00:06:01,205 Why don't you hush? l thought l threw you away. 86 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:04,441 You can't throw me away. l need a parent to sign me. 87 00:06:04,584 --> 00:06:08,543 And preferably with a nice soft-tip pen. 88 00:06:09,589 --> 00:06:11,716 See you later, honey. l'll be back in an hour. 89 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:16,855 Going for a jog. 90 00:06:18,097 --> 00:06:19,496 Are you doing the dishes? 91 00:06:21,634 --> 00:06:23,602 Yeah, sure. 92 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:28,406 l know what you're doing. You're afraid of what's gonna happen 93 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:31,203 when your report card gets here, so you're trying to be extra good. 94 00:06:31,577 --> 00:06:33,875 Yep. You always know what l'm up to, Dad. 95 00:06:40,086 --> 00:06:41,610 l'm back. 96 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,053 Oh, yeah? Well, let's see if you keep talking 97 00:06:46,192 --> 00:06:48,217 when you're full of hot sauce. 98 00:06:48,361 --> 00:06:49,953 That is hot. 99 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,500 You know what? l feel bad for you. 100 00:06:56,636 --> 00:06:59,730 l'm going to tell you how to get rid of a bad report card. 101 00:06:59,872 --> 00:07:01,271 Really? How? 102 00:07:01,407 --> 00:07:03,602 Get good grades. 103 00:07:05,611 --> 00:07:08,136 Now you pay twice. Four times. 104 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,840 Sixteen. Thirty-two. 105 00:07:10,983 --> 00:07:12,951 Sixty-four. 106 00:07:13,419 --> 00:07:14,886 Alex, what are you doing? 107 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:19,151 Mom. That was just confetti for the parade. 108 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:22,491 There's no parade. 109 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:25,353 Not yet, but there will be. 110 00:07:25,498 --> 00:07:27,432 And how proud are we gonna be 111 00:07:27,566 --> 00:07:29,466 when we're the first ones to throw the confetti? 112 00:07:29,602 --> 00:07:32,093 My guess, pretty proud. 113 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:35,699 You know what? l've got a magazine and an iced tea. 114 00:07:35,841 --> 00:07:37,502 l'm good with whatever you're up to. 115 00:07:45,718 --> 00:07:47,652 ls that the new issue of Urban Terrace Gardening? 116 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:49,846 - l've been waiting for that. - Alex. 117 00:07:53,025 --> 00:07:56,051 l got to the corner, and l realized l forgot to stretch. 118 00:07:56,195 --> 00:07:57,594 And it's hot. 119 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:01,626 l think l'll start jogging in the fall. 120 00:08:03,002 --> 00:08:05,562 Alex Russo, your exam results plus the homework-- 121 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:08,367 - What'd you say, Alex? - Nothing. 122 00:08:09,141 --> 00:08:12,770 Alex, it's not very ladylike to talk with your mouth full. 123 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,513 Hey, what's that? 124 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,488 - These parents are now not - What are you doing? 125 00:08:23,622 --> 00:08:26,182 Two guinea pigs should fill their slot 126 00:08:29,895 --> 00:08:33,092 What did l just do? l panicked. l had to buy myself more time. 127 00:08:33,232 --> 00:08:35,666 - To do what? - To panic. 128 00:08:39,805 --> 00:08:41,932 l still don't know why you'd spend your entire savings 129 00:08:42,074 --> 00:08:43,905 on a giant blow-up exercise ball. 130 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:46,844 lt's for exercise? 131 00:08:48,681 --> 00:08:52,310 Man, l was gonna blow this up, then walk across the ocean in it. 132 00:08:52,752 --> 00:08:54,720 That is exercise, Maxy. 133 00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:57,020 Man. 134 00:09:00,025 --> 00:09:02,084 Cool. Guinea pigs. Can l race them? 135 00:09:02,394 --> 00:09:05,693 No. l'm still working on Dad's transfiguration spell, 136 00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:08,356 and these guinea pigs have to stay in their cage no matter what. 137 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,625 Fine. l'll just go ask Mom and Dad. 138 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:11,964 Mom and Dad aren't here, 139 00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:15,335 because they went to an emergency sandwich-shop convention. 140 00:09:17,443 --> 00:09:19,877 Emergency sandwich-shop convention? 141 00:09:20,012 --> 00:09:23,311 Yeah. You know how you were all tweaked because sandwich wraps are tortillas, 142 00:09:23,449 --> 00:09:24,780 and they don't get enough credit? 143 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,442 Well, people are finally getting behind that. 144 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,486 Yes. My e-mail campaign worked. 145 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:33,721 Now, wait. Now get out of here, you guys. l'm having my AP biology friends over 146 00:09:33,859 --> 00:09:37,226 to watch the new episode of Volcano Discovery in high-def. 147 00:09:37,363 --> 00:09:39,228 And l don't want you guys to embarrass me. 148 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,598 We are not the embarrassing part of what you just said. 149 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,568 That was the best volcano special ever. 150 00:09:53,279 --> 00:09:56,180 The high-def made it seem like the volcano was right in your living room. 151 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:59,978 Oh, which, geologically speaking, would be a statistical improbability 152 00:10:00,119 --> 00:10:03,850 along the lines of there being a snowstorm in the Sahara Desert. 153 00:10:04,557 --> 00:10:07,890 You got me. Good nerd burn. 154 00:10:12,464 --> 00:10:15,763 Well, l'm off to the park to bury something. 155 00:10:15,901 --> 00:10:17,528 Oh, a time capsule? 156 00:10:17,937 --> 00:10:19,302 Yeah, sure, that. 157 00:10:19,638 --> 00:10:21,799 l love doing that. You should put a cell phone in it, 158 00:10:21,941 --> 00:10:25,707 call it and leave a voicemail, so that way someone in the future can pick it up. 159 00:10:26,212 --> 00:10:28,942 No, actually, people take my calls now. 160 00:10:34,053 --> 00:10:35,850 Harper, what are you doing here? 161 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:37,986 l heard about Justin's big party, 162 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,318 and l've been working up the nerve to crash it. 163 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,694 Well, l've been working up the nerve to leave. Oh, look, l did it. 164 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:53,465 Hey, everyone. So volcanoes, huh? That's a hot topic. Am l right? 165 00:10:56,242 --> 00:10:58,540 Volcanoes, they're hot. 166 00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:00,878 We're off volcanoes. 167 00:11:02,381 --> 00:11:03,871 Now we're debating who's smarter, 168 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,950 a 12-year-old boy or a common guinea pig. 169 00:11:06,585 --> 00:11:09,748 l'm on Justin's side. Which side are you on, Justin? 170 00:11:10,656 --> 00:11:13,853 As always, l'm on the side of science. 171 00:11:16,295 --> 00:11:17,956 This calls for an experiment. 172 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:28,604 This was so totally worth my allowance. l'm gonna use it forever. 173 00:11:29,141 --> 00:11:31,473 Okay, when Harper says go, 174 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:34,204 you'll both try and make your way to the stack of cheese slices 175 00:11:34,346 --> 00:11:36,814 located outside the subway car. 176 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,046 Three. 177 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,380 Two. One. 178 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:44,378 Go. 179 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:56,696 l hate this thing. 180 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,542 Alex's guinea pigs are getting away. Catch them. 181 00:12:08,614 --> 00:12:11,606 Oh, man. We lost Alex's guinea pigs. 182 00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:13,976 l knew if l had party without parental supervision, 183 00:12:14,119 --> 00:12:16,019 this would get out of hand. 184 00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:18,949 Oh, Alex is gonna freak out. 185 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,757 Unless we buy two more guinea pigs at the pet store. 186 00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:25,622 Good thinking, good thinking. Let's hide this in the lair so Alex doesn't find it. 187 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:28,164 Then we'll go to the pet store. They always give me a treat. 188 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,363 Those are dog biscuits. 189 00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:33,966 l know. What do you think keeps my teeth so white and my hair so shiny? 190 00:12:42,982 --> 00:12:46,543 Look, you change into a C now, and l promise l'll get an A next semester. 191 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:48,084 And it'll all even out. 192 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,188 Sorry. 193 00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:52,351 Then you leave me no choice. 194 00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:01,257 Alex Russo. 195 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,291 You haven't returned your wizard report card. 196 00:13:04,937 --> 00:13:08,236 Wow, talk about a paper cut. 197 00:13:12,211 --> 00:13:15,578 l need to speak to your parents straightaway. 198 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,714 l hope that's British for much, much later. 199 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:22,946 No? Okay, could you just give me one minute? Yeah. 200 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:35,764 Actually, my parents took my report card with them to a sandwich-shop convention. 201 00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:39,769 l'm sure you're familiar with the tortilla versus sandwich-wrap controversy. 202 00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:42,967 No? Okay, 203 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:51,844 l agree. 204 00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:54,282 Tortillas were cheated. 205 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:58,049 l can see why your parents dove into this most pressing crisis. 206 00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:03,252 l'm sorry l questioned you. Will you accept my apology? 207 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:05,957 Definitely. Thanks for stopping by. Don't be a stranger. 208 00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:08,123 Say hi to the little warlocks for me. 209 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,833 Let's wizard handshake on it. 210 00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:14,171 The two-handed wizard handshake? 211 00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:16,103 That's the one. 212 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:26,282 The only thing she gets an A in is hiding and lying. 213 00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,118 Be still. 214 00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:31,516 You lied to me. 215 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:33,216 l can explain. 216 00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,383 l'm not interested in what you have to say anymore. 217 00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:37,523 l'm coming back tonight to see your parents, 218 00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:40,928 and we'll decide how long to suspend your powers. 219 00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:44,263 My powers? No, you can't. l'm gonna need those. 220 00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:48,066 l'm also gonna need to know a sound that someone could make 221 00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:50,300 to attract a guinea pig, for instance. 222 00:14:52,044 --> 00:14:56,378 l would try a sort of rabbit-y thing, but with more saliva. 223 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,279 Desist. 224 00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:03,850 You haven't acted with any responsibility. 225 00:15:03,989 --> 00:15:06,457 Say goodbye to your magical ability. 226 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,453 No. 227 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,871 Okay, these guinea pigs look just like the ones we lost. 228 00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:23,167 You think this'll trick Alex? 229 00:15:23,308 --> 00:15:25,503 What are you doing with my guinea pigs? 230 00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:27,077 Yes, l do. 231 00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:30,812 Mom and Dad aren't really away for the weekend. 232 00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:34,578 l had to turn them into these guinea pigs to keep them from seeing my grades. 233 00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:40,482 So the guinea pigs in the cage were actually Mom and Dad. 234 00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:43,553 Yeah, these guinea pigs are Mom and Dad. 235 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:48,393 No, were, because they scurried off, so we bought these at the pet store. 236 00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:49,831 - Oh, man. - Oh, man. 237 00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,528 Oh, man. We've lost four guinea pigs. 238 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,064 How could you do something so stupid? 239 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,301 Only a stupid person would think that my stupid thing 240 00:15:58,443 --> 00:16:00,968 was stupider than your stupid thing. 241 00:16:01,113 --> 00:16:03,047 You don't even deserve to have wizard powers. 242 00:16:03,182 --> 00:16:05,742 This isn't about me right now. This is about finding Mom and Dad. 243 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:10,014 - Who you turned into guinea pigs. - Okay, it's a little about me. 244 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:11,647 Here's what we should do. 245 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,691 We'll ask these guinea pigs where guinea pigs would run away to. 246 00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,953 How are we gonna ask these guinea pigs anything? 247 00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:19,256 Use the transfiguration spell to turn them into people, 248 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:20,695 and they'll be able to tell us. 249 00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:22,993 - You use it. lt's your problem. - l can't. 250 00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:26,468 Crumbs suspended my powers until Mom and Dad sign my report card. 251 00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:29,802 What? ls there anything else you wanna tell me? 252 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:32,069 Yeah. There's no emergency sandwich-shop convention. 253 00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,645 Nobody cares about your stupid tortilla movement. 254 00:16:36,215 --> 00:16:37,705 No, Justin, look. 255 00:16:37,849 --> 00:16:39,942 Will you just hurry and say the spell, please? 256 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,712 Fine. 257 00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:47,658 These guinea pigs are small, dumb and hairy 258 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,990 Make them human to find Theresa and Jerry 259 00:16:51,496 --> 00:16:54,090 You've gotta be kidding me. We're human. 260 00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:59,129 l'm gonna use my opposable thumb to pick stuff up. 261 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,735 Check it out. l have things in both hands. 262 00:17:02,874 --> 00:17:05,741 - Ask me if l'm okay. - Are you okay? 263 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:07,868 Yes, l am. 264 00:17:08,313 --> 00:17:09,940 Okay, settle down. 265 00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:13,279 We need your help finding a couple of guinea pigs, guinea people. 266 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:20,322 - l smell peanut butter and jelly crusts. - And dirty socks. And orange soda. 267 00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:21,888 Under Max's bed. 268 00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:30,226 Oh, Max, the door opens. You cleaned up in here. Go. 269 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:37,406 ls this marshmallows smeared on asparagus? 270 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:42,911 Yes. Yes, it is, Justin. That experiment's almost complete. 271 00:17:43,649 --> 00:17:45,549 Max, what are you doing with Mom's black dress? 272 00:17:45,684 --> 00:17:49,051 lt's a Darth Vader cape. You people have no imagination. 273 00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:55,316 This is where my lucky mug went. 274 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,189 There they are. 275 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,230 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 276 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:04,893 Oh, they look mad. Maybe changing them back is a bad idea. 277 00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:08,700 Yeah, it's a bad idea. Let's just be raised by two guinea pigs. 278 00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,678 Okay. 279 00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:20,508 These guinea pigs are now not Mom and Dad should fill their slot 280 00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:27,349 Alex Russo, you are in so much trouble. 281 00:18:27,492 --> 00:18:30,325 l can explain, but you need to know that Professor Crumbs is coming 282 00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:32,362 to discuss my horrible report card with you. 283 00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,759 Were you eavesdropping? 284 00:18:37,903 --> 00:18:40,963 Mr. and Mrs. Russo, l am here-- 285 00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:43,006 What am l standing on? 286 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:48,368 lt's marshmallow surprise. 287 00:18:48,513 --> 00:18:51,414 The surprise is asparagus. 288 00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:57,744 Alex, do you wanna tell Professor Crumbs where we were? 289 00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:02,619 l turned them into guinea pigs to keep them from seeing my report card. 290 00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,519 And how did that work out for you? 291 00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:08,829 Not well. 292 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:15,197 Oh, l see you have Alex's powers. Don't let them fall into the wrong hands. 293 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,865 Oh, wait, they already were in the wrong hands. 294 00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:23,379 Yes, they were. l am taking away her powers forever. 295 00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:29,215 l have never seen such a blatant disregard for the student wizard code of conduct. 296 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,845 No, please don't do this. l've come this far. lt's not fair. 297 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:35,858 l'm afraid it is. l shall take your powers and be on my way. 298 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:43,094 Professor Crumbs turned into a guinea pig. 299 00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:45,533 Sweet. 300 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:49,230 Don't look at me. l don't have my powers. 301 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,569 Justin? 302 00:19:53,645 --> 00:19:54,703 l panicked. 303 00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,307 This is my problem, not yours. Don't let me drag you down. 304 00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:02,011 But you don't drag me down. l don't want you to lose your powers. 305 00:20:02,154 --> 00:20:04,645 Every time you mess up, l have to think of a way to fix it. 306 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,189 You make me a better wizard. 307 00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:10,055 Look, l don't know. Professor Crumbs as a guinea pig? 308 00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:12,390 Somebody's gonna lose their powers. 309 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:15,329 Well, l'm not a wizard, so... 310 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,492 What do you guys want for dinner? 311 00:20:24,109 --> 00:20:26,043 Justin, you have to change him back. 312 00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:28,305 Everybody just has to take their medicine. 313 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:36,213 This guinea pig is a bad dresser Turn him now into my professor 314 00:20:38,223 --> 00:20:42,853 Justin Russo. How dare you? You are supposed to be a model student. 315 00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:44,052 l'm appalled. 316 00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:45,824 l know. 317 00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:50,468 l deserve whatever punishment you're about to give me. 318 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:53,595 Professor, this is all my fault. 319 00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:57,699 Justin, l heard what you said about your sister 320 00:20:57,843 --> 00:21:00,277 through my guinea-pig ears. 321 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:07,111 And if you could do something like that, l can't ignore it. 322 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,410 You two bring out the best in each other. 323 00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,153 Alex. 324 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,522 l know l'm going to regret this, 325 00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,863 but l am returning your powers 326 00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:22,296 so that you can train alongside your brother. 327 00:21:30,308 --> 00:21:32,970 And to your punishment, 328 00:21:33,111 --> 00:21:38,845 you both will spend the next two weeks grooming my beard. 329 00:21:40,352 --> 00:21:43,185 l'll see you in my office Monday morning at 8:00. 330 00:21:43,321 --> 00:21:45,118 Bring a comb. 331 00:21:50,262 --> 00:21:53,254 Alex, is there something you wanna say to your brother? 332 00:21:54,566 --> 00:21:57,194 Yeah. Thanks for sticking up for me. 333 00:21:57,335 --> 00:22:00,361 Yeah. Professor Crumbs really bought that story l laid onto him 334 00:22:00,505 --> 00:22:02,939 about you making me a better wizard. 335 00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:06,805 - Yeah. l really hate you. - Yeah. l hate you too. 336 00:22:11,716 --> 00:22:15,880 And l guess, if it means so much to you, l'll sign your tortilla petition. 337 00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:18,584 Thank you. 338 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,857 Well, l really hate both of you. Now we don't have any guinea pigs.