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OK, this is it.

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Our last chance to win
tickets to the Beast Bowl.

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[male announcer] Tonight!
The Beast Bowl is back!

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Undefeated beast tamer,
Chase Riprock

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goes up against
terrifying, hideous,

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untamable beast, Washong.

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[all booing]

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Your chance to win
the four remaining tickets

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is happening now.

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All right, guys.
It's like a carnival game.

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We just have to shoot Washong
until his head blows up.

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All right, go!

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Record time!
You're the winner!

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Yes, yes, we won!

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- We're going to the Beast Bowl!
- How do we get our tickets?

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They're delivered
personally by me.

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- Chase Riprock? Awesome!
- Is Washong coming?

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Oh, so you're
a beast fan, huh?

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Well, no hard feelings,
but I tend to root

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for the hairiest ones
in sporting events.

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All right, excuse him.
Or ignore him.

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Whatever you want
to do with him.

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Do you have our tickets?

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Hello... winner.

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Hello.

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- So how 'bout those tickets?
- Sorry, sorry, uh...

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I just forgot why
I was here for a minute.

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- What was your name?
- Alex Russo.

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- I'm Justin.
- I'm Max.

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And, uh, you still haven't
given us those tickets yet.

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Alex Russo?
The Alex Russo?

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I heard you saved the world
from the Angels of Darkness.

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Oh, that. Yeah.

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Sometimes I like
to do amazing things

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just to throw people off,
you know?

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Would you mind if I
got a picture with you?

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- With me? OK.
- Yeah.

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- Here, I'll take it
for you, Chase.
- OK.

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Pretty good.

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- It's just you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

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If you want a picture
with her,

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you probably want
a picture with me, too.

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I'm Justin Russo.
The Justin Russo.

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Monster hunter.

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Oh, that's great.
I love monster hunters.

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You guys keep stray monsters
off the street.

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You know,
there is nothing worse

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than a monster doing his
business on your front lawn.

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[chuckling]

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[laughing]
He's basically saying

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you're the dog catcher
of the Wizard World.

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No, that's not
what he's saying.

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What he's saying is that beast
tamers and monster hunters

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are equally important.
Tell her, Chase.

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Look, I've gotta run,

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but if you guys come by
the arena this afternoon,

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I'll give you all a tour.

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Oh, Mr. Announcer Guy didn't
say anything about a tour.

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Well, I figured
you saved the world,

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the least I could do
is give you a tour.

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Ah, I get it.

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He wants us to
come by the arena

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so that way I can show him
my monster hunting techniques.

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Really? I thought he was
just flirting with Alex.

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I totally misread that.

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

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♪ That's what I said ♪

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything is not ♪

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♪ What it seems ♪♪

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[bell ringing]

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Mason. Hey, guess what?

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I won us tickets
to the Beast Bowl!

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And Chase Riprock is gonna
give us a tour of the arena!

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I'm sorry, Alex, but
I'm busy this afternoon.

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Wait.
You're busy again?

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But just last night you
cancelled our big plans

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to sit on the couch
and do nothing.

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I had to do nothing alone.

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I know, Alex, but I
can't do anything today,

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much less nothing.

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I'm really sorry. Bye!

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Harper, did you see that?
I won tickets to the Beast Bowl,

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and Mason didn't
want to come.

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That's crazy.
Why is he being so aloof?

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Aw, "aloof."

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Look who didn't
skip English this week.

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I remembered it because it
sounded like a dog has a cold.

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[woofing]

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Oh, yeah, it does.

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Alex, you and Mason

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have been together
for almost a year.

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You're at the point
where you don't have to
be together every moment.

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Your relationship
is steadfast.

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- Steadfast?
- It means solid.

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Oh. Thanks, Harper.
Now I can skip English.

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Hey, could you do me
a steadfast and say "here"

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when they call my name?
Thanks.

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Here we are.

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Wow. I can't believe
I'm in the arena.

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Look. There's those
beast-taming clowns.

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Ah, well, if you're born
with a red nose like that

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I guess you only
have two jobs:

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Clown
or guiding a sleigh.

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[gasps] Whoa.

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Hey, Justin, check it out.

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Look at me, I'm Washong.
I'm gonna escape the ring.

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[chuckling]

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[vibrating noise]

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[laughing]

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[groans] I'm all right.

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Some invisible jerk
just hit me though.

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Invisible jerk,
show yourself!

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[shouting]

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You hit the
force field barrier

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that's there to keep
the beast in the ring.

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I knew about
the force field barrier.

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Monster hunters
and beast tamers...

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...we know all
the same stuff.

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Oh, well, then
you probably also know

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that that area over there...

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[both] Is strictly off limits.

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Mm-hmm. See, we know
all the same stuff.

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Yeah, you know, down there
is where we keep Washong.

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Don't go over there,
whatever you do.

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Whatever you do, guys.
Not that way.

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- Mm-hmm. Ooh.
- OK.

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You know what else
is off limits?

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My beast taming whip.

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Will you put it down
before you lose a toe?

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No, no, no. I got this.

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This is actually like
a lot of the weapons

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that I use
for monster hunting.
Which is actually...

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- Whoa!
- [snapping]

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- [shouting]
- [snapping]

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[yelling] My toe! My toe!

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Oh, it's still there.
Oh, it's still there.

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[clears throat]

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That's how you make
sparks shoot out of a whip.

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Gimme that.

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[snapping]

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That... is how it works.

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There were more sparks
when I did it.

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Wow. That looks like
so much fun!

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It is.

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I can teach you to be
as good as I am.

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It might take 15 years,

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but, uh, I'm willing to
put in the time if you are.

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All right, now that's
our practice dummy.

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[shoes squeaking]

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Don't tell anyone,

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but I also use him to
drive in the carpool lane.

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[laughing]

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So, pretend he's the beast.
I want you to throw the whip

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with a high arching motion.

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- OK.
- OK?

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Take that, beast!

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- [snapping]
- [squeaking]

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Sorry! I'm sorry.
You're good.

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No blood, no foul.

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[chuckling] Let me try again.
I can get this.

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Of course you can.
You're a natural, OK.

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Now, the key is to visualize.

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Think about exactly
what you want it to do.

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[snapping]

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All right, cool.
I'll try again.

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Yeah.

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[growling]

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Max, you have
nothing to fear.

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I'm gonna tame that beast,

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and then you can have
your picture with it.

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But Justin,
you're a monster hunter.

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That's my point.

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Monster hunters are
as good as beast tamers.

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- OK.
- OK.

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All right, now.
The silent approach.

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[whispering]
Silent approach. Shh.

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It's the hallmark of
a good monster hunter.

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That's right.
Let's use hand signals.

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[clears throat]

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- [Washong roaring]
- [thudding]

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Get your hands off of me!
I'm an official monster hunter!

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- I know important people!
- Justin!

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What are you doing?

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You can't bother a beast
before a show.

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Before a show.
[nervous chuckling]

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Yeah, I...
I knew that.

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I knew that.
You see, monster hunters,

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we have to check off-limit areas
to see if they're secure.

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[sniffs] It's secure.
These very nice gentlemen...

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They got it all
under control.

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Mm-hmm.
[clears throat]

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This monster hunter right
here... I say "Carry on."

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Stop saying "monster hunter."

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The last time
you hunted a monster

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you caught a watermelon
wearing pants.

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Sorry, Justin.

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But, clearly,
you're an amateur.

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Anyone who goes into
the off-limits area
is banned from the show.

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It's out of my hands.

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[scoffs] How can you
call me an amateur?

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I am using official
hand signals here.

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Hey! Get your
filthy hands off me!

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I am so sorry
about my brothers.

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Already forgotten.

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All right, but let's
keep moving on.

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Why don't we gear you up?

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How about a
beast taming cape?

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Oh, cute! I love green.

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Do you use a cape?

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Nah, it would just
get in the way.

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I just thought it would
look nice on you.

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And it does.

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Wait, Chase.

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[stammering] I'm sorry,
I came here for a tour,

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not to almost kiss you.
I... I have a boyfriend.

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You do? Alex, I'm sorry,
I didn't know.

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I should go.

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[sighs] You're not gonna
stay for the show?

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I don't know.

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I don't know what
I'm doing right now.

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Harper, I really
need to talk.

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I can't right now.
I have customers.

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- Chase and I almost kissed.
- You what?

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I don't know what happened.

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He was giving me
a tour of the arena,

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and all of a sudden
he leaned in to kiss me.

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- But you're with Mason.
- I know.

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That's what I told Chase
when I stopped him.

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Well, you can't go back
to the beast taming show.

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Right, I just... I just
need to be with Mason tonight.

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Here you go.

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Since when
do we serve pasta?

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Oh, 'cause your sandwiches
are doing so well.

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Hey, look, there's Mason coming
out of the hardware store now.

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Mason!

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Mason. Hi.

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Oh, uh... Hi, Alex.

250
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,583
Is the Beast Bowl
over already?

251
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,166
No. Why?
What'd you hear? Why?

252
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,333
- Nothing.
- Good.

253
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,500
Hey, um, why don't we
do something tonight?

254
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,875
Something fun.
Just you and me.

255
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,250
[sighs] I'm afraid I can't.
I'm too busy.

256
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,000
Wait. Why do you
have a chisel?

257
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,583
Oh, this?

258
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,583
Oh, well, that's actually
why I'm busy.

259
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,416
Yeah, I'm going to
surprise my parents

260
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:34,208
and chisel out a bathroom
for the cave.

261
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,416
It'd be really nice
to go indoors for once.

262
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,500
You're choosing
chiseling over me?

263
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,291
I'm not choosing.

264
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,333
I just think that every man
needs his own chiseling time.

265
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,833
And look at that.
It's chiseling time.

266
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,250
So what'd he say?

267
00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,500
That he'd rather chisel
than hang out with me.

268
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,833
I don't get it.

269
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,875
Why doesn't he want
to be around me?

270
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,208
I don't know.

271
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,500
Look, why don't
we order a pizza

272
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,583
and talk in bad
Italian accents?

273
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,875
[bad accent]
That always cheers you up.

274
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,458
I said
bad Italian accents.

275
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,458
No, no.

276
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,458
I'm not gonna
sit at home

277
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,708
and be the sad person
I feel like being.

278
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,250
I'm going
to the Beast Bowl

279
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,833
like I wanted to do
in the first place.

280
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,000
Well, what about Chase?

281
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,500
I'm going
to the Beast Bowl.

282
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,458
Mason! I've been looking
all over for you.

283
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,000
Oh, no. Alex isn't
with you, is she?

284
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
No, and why are
you avoiding her?

285
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,291
I have a
really good reason,

286
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,583
but you have to promise
you won't tell.

287
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,958
I'm not promising anything.

288
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,583
I just finished making
this sculpture for Alex.

289
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,875
I'm going to surprise her
with it next week
on our anniversary.

290
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,166
Oh, my gosh.
I do promise I won't tell.

291
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,250
That is so romantic.
But you've gotta take
this sculpture

292
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,875
to the beast taming show
right now.

293
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,458
What? Wait, you want me to lug
this thing through the portal

294
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,291
- to the Wizard World?
- You don't have a choice.

295
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,875
- Chase Riprock likes Alex.
- What do you mean?

296
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:24,458
I'm saying the famous beast
tamer is after your girlfriend.

297
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,708
[growling]
Get out of my way!

298
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,291
Nothing can stop me from getting
this cumbersome work of art

299
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,875
to that arena!
[groaning]

300
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,750
Oh, it won't fit!
This is a nightmare.

301
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,833
Oh. See, that wasn't so bad.
Thanks, Harper.

302
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,208
[crowd cheering]

303
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,708
[rock music plays]

304
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:08,083
[dramatic voice]
Ladies and gentlemen!

305
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,708
Thank you for coming tonight.

306
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,458
Behind that gate

307
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,333
we have the wild,
the ferocious,

308
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,583
the hairy, horned beast...

309
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,416
[drawing out word]
...Washong!

310
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,625
[crowd booing]

311
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,708
[man] Many have attempted,
but no one has yet tamed him.

312
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,375
I present to you,

313
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,458
Chase "The Beast Tamer"...

314
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:39,000
- [trilling] ...Riprock!
- [all cheering]

315
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,250
[cheering continues]

316
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,000
[snapping]

317
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,375
I need to get
back in that ring

318
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,708
and prove to Chase
that I am not an amateur.

319
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:11,500
He's right, dude. Even that
clown was laughing at you.

320
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,583
A clown.

321
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,333
A clown, that's it.

322
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:20,000
- I know, sweet putdown, right?
- We can sneak into the arena

323
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,958
disguised as
beast taming clowns.

324
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:24,208
Then I can tame the beast
in front of everyone,

325
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,416
and prove that
monster hunters

326
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:27,458
are just as good
as beast tamers.

327
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,958
Right. Then I can finally
get my picture with Washong.

328
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,583
Then I can move on
to my next album,

329
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:36,000
"Pictures of me with things
that sound like they can swim,
but can't."

330
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,833
Like fish tacos.

331
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,166
Turn that frown upside down.

332
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,958
Time to become
a beast taming clown.

333
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,750
[squeaking]

334
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,250
OK. I'm gonna
go into the ring

335
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,000
and prove that
I can tame a beast.

336
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,458
All right, then you can
take my picture with it.

337
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,750
Make sure you
turn the flash on.

338
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,083
I like the little white dot
you see at the end.

339
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,458
Just watch my back.

340
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,625
I'll just watch behind
the impenetrable force field.

341
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,833
- [shouting]
- [all laughing]

342
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,750
That invisible jerk
took down the force field!

343
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,166
Where is he?

344
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,875
Raise the force field...

345
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,708
...and release...
the... beast!

346
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,000
- [crowd cheering]
- [Washong growling]

347
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,375
[whip snapping]

348
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,750
Get me out of here!

349
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,208
Back, Washong. Back!

350
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,875
Ha-ha!

351
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,708
I got the whip.
I got the whip.

352
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,416
Hey, you filthy, disgusting

353
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:03,208
slobbering mass of flesh.

354
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,958
You are about to be tamed
by a monster hunter.

355
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,875
- [vibrating noise]
- [Max] It went through
the field.

356
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:11,875
I got it!

357
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:15,166
[screeching]
Listen, Washong.

358
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,875
Some mean things were said...

359
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:20,833
- [shouting] Please let me live!
- [crowd laughing]

360
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,708
- [growling]
- [Justin sobbing]

361
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,875
Excuse me? Mr. Washong.

362
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,958
Hi, I'm a big fan.
Just wondering if
I can get a picture?

363
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,583
[crowd gasping]

364
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:36,291
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Make it look like
you're about to attack.

365
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:39,125
No! No, the Beast
hates the flash!

366
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,166
- [camera clicks]
- [roaring]

367
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,500
Where's my whip?

368
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,375
[shouting] The Beast can't be
tamed. We're all gonna die!

369
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,125
[crowd screaming]

370
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,083
[loud roaring]

371
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,000
[screeching]

372
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,250
No, help me! Help me!

373
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,083
Excuse me. Pardon me.

374
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,625
Wide load coming through.

375
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,458
[growling]

376
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:20,250
- Alex!
- Mason! Help me!

377
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,750
Let go of her!

378
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,083
[loud roaring]

379
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,875
Chase, catch the whip!

380
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,416
Hey, Washong.

381
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:32,500
[snapping]

382
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,875
I'm the one you want!

383
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,833
- [crowd cheering]
- Alex, go!

384
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,583
[Washong whimpering]

385
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,750
[door locking]

386
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,125
Chase. Good job.
I had your back the whole time.

387
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
- [nose popping]
- It's me, Justin.

388
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,250
Mason!

389
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:10,458
Hey, guys. Look how good
you look with the beast.

390
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,000
I'll just print it out for you.

391
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,000
[breathing heavily]

392
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Alex, thank goodness
you're OK.

393
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,583
I'm so sorry I haven't
been there for you, but...

394
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,083
...it's because
I was working on this.

395
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,291
It's a sculpture
of the two of us.

396
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:41,416
- Happy anniversary.
- Oh, my gosh.

397
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:44,458
It's so beautiful.
Thank you.

398
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,166
Alex.

399
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,250
Are you OK?

400
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,875
Chase, you saved me.
Thank you so much.

401
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:57,083
No, I couldn't have done it
without your help.

402
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,875
Yeah, come on, Alex.
Let's go.

403
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,083
Bye, Chase.

404
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,250
Little help here, darling.

405
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,166
OK, where the heck am I
gonna put this thing?

406
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,708
I don't get it, Justin.

407
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,375
Why can't we just use magic
to take the clown makeup off?

408
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,166
'Cause that's not
how clowns do it.

409
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:39,708
- They do it like this.
- [groaning]

410
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:43,083
- [laughing]
- [nose popping]

411
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,458
[coughing, panting]

412
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,125
Is it all off?

413
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,125
No, no, no.
But come on in here.

414
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,458
I got something that'll
take it right off.

415
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,000
- OK.
- Come here, come here.

416
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,083
[laughing]