1
00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:05,583
OK, OK, OK.

2
00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:08,458
Whoo! Oh my goodness,
we're back.

3
00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:10,583
All right.
That was a long walk.

4
00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:15,458
Yep, for some
of us it was.

5
00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,000
Excuse me.

6
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,958
My arms are tired
from hanging on
and trying to steer.

7
00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:22,458
Your ears are really tiny
but really cute, as well.

8
00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:26,708
While we were stuck in
that government facility,

9
00:00:26,708 --> 00:00:29,708
I was afraid I'd never
see Waverly Place again.

10
00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,208
I missed you.

11
00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:36,375
There was definitely
a horse parade here recently.

12
00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:42,875
I must have lost
30 pounds on that walk.

13
00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:45,875
Do you know how long it's going
to take me to gain that back?

14
00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,583
[Justin] Why is the Sub Station
all boarded up?

15
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Oh, gosh.
I gotta get in there.

16
00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,708
Oh.

17
00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,708
I want to take a bath
without somebody yelling at me,

18
00:00:57,708 --> 00:01:00,875
"Hey, lady,
get out of my pool!"

19
00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,000
[Harper] Go away,
government agents!

20
00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,875
I have a soda gun
and it's loaded
with root beer!

21
00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,708
Harper, it's us.

22
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We escaped from
the government guys.

23
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[Harper] I'm not
fallin' for that.

24
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The real Russos are too lame
to escape from anywhere.

25
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Harper, open up.

26
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We'd flash in there,
but we don't have our powers.

27
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We only got back
by hitching rides,

28
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taking buses
and a lot of walking.

29
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You didn't walk at all.

30
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You had me carry you
like a camel.

31
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Love.

32
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[Harper] Too lazy to walk?

33
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Aw, Alex, it really is you!
Hold on, I'll let you in.

34
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I just have to dismantle
a bunch of booby traps
I set to protect myself.

35
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[metal clanking]

36
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[heavy thudding]

37
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[dials spinning]

38
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[clanking, crashing]

39
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Hi, guys.

40
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Oh! It's so good to be home.

41
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- [bell ringing]
- [screaming]

42
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Oops. I forgot
to get rid of that one.

43
00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:13,500
♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

44
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

45
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

46
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

47
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♪ Yes, please ♪

48
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

49
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

50
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

51
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♪ That's what I said ♪

52
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

53
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

54
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

55
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

57
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♪ Because everything is not ♪

58
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♪ What it seems ♪♪

59
00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:01,166
Um... I'm gonna go
check the lair.

60
00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,833
[metal clanking]

61
00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,416
I'm so glad you guys are safe,
but aren't you worried about

62
00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,000
the government agents
coming back for you?

63
00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,333
[scoffs] Do you really think

64
00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,500
they want anything
to do with us anymore?

65
00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,583
You guys don't even
have your powers.

66
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You're nothing
without them. Nothing.

67
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[Justin] Guys, come on! There's
something wrong with the portal.

68
00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,625
I can't contact anyone
in the Wizard World.

69
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I've tried wiz-com,
wiz-phone, wiz-text,

70
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and just straight up
yelling into the thing.

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[echoing] Hello?
Are you listening?

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Nothing but a wiz-echo.

73
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[scoffing] It's just
a regular echo, Mason.

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We don't put "wiz"
in front of everything.

75
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Look, the wiz-mergency
wiz-light is on.

76
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This means the powers
are still down.

77
00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:01,750
Oh, no. The government
must have captured everyone.

78
00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:05,083
This is bad. That
means they still have
Professor Crumbs too.

79
00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:09,583
Hello, I'd like to speak
with the officer in charge.

80
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,750
What are you doing?

81
00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,416
I'm calling the police.

82
00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:14,083
We have to do something
to save the Wizard World.

83
00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,625
Hello, officer.
Yes, I'd like to report...

84
00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,375
That you are doing
a great job. Yep.

85
00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:21,875
Keep it up.
Love ya.

86
00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:25,333
Alex, what were
you gonna tell them?

87
00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,458
Not that I love them.

88
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People don't hear it enough.

89
00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,708
Alex, you know you
can't reveal magic.

90
00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:37,000
Oh, even I know that.
That's why I just make
people think I'm dumb.

91
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So if I slip up, they figure
"The kid's an idiot."

92
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And I slip up
all the time, so...

93
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,625
...who's dumb now?

94
00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,958
Alex, you can't
call the police.

95
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We just need to lay low
for a while, until this
blows over

96
00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,458
and do nothing.

97
00:04:57,458 --> 00:05:00,833
The Wizard World is captured,
and you want us to do nothing?

98
00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,750
- Fine.
- Ah!

99
00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:09,083
The one time we ask the laziest
girl on Earth to do nothing,

100
00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,250
she wants to do something.

101
00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:15,083
I'm just happy she didn't ask me
to carry her up the stairs.

102
00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,125
Dad... so, uh,
what's the plan?

103
00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,333
Well, we're gonna take
down those boards,

104
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and we're gonna
re-open for business.

105
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OK, are we talking in code?

106
00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:32,000
N-no. It's business
as usual.

107
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There's the code.
I got it, I got it.

108
00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,875
Is anyone gonna help me
with this?

109
00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:47,416
[scoffs] Well, it's nice
to have you guys back.

110
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[groans] There's gotta be
something I can do to save
Professor Crumbs.

111
00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:57,708
For once in my life,
I'm not just satisfied
flipping through a magazine.

112
00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,833
Maybe what you need
is a new magazine.

113
00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:02,375
Would you like to have a look
at my Dogmopolitan?

114
00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,708
That's it.

115
00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,875
That's it. This would be
a huge story in a magazine.

116
00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,833
Or newspapers, or on TV.

117
00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:12,208
OK, first things first. I gotta
get my parents out of the house.

118
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And then, I'm gonna call
a bunch of reporters over,

119
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and expose that the government
is holding wizards.

120
00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,875
What will that do?

121
00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:20,125
The whole world will see
that wizards are people, too,

122
00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,958
and then they'll feel sorry
that they're captured,

123
00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,875
and force the government to let
Crumbs and the others go.

124
00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:27,125
Plus, I might get my picture
in a cool magazine.

125
00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,750
Exposing wizardry?

126
00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,708
Isn't that a big no-no
in the Wizard World?

127
00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:33,833
That would be
like a werewolf

128
00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,833
bum-scooching
in public.

129
00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:38,708
Mason.
[tsks]

130
00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:40,875
See?

131
00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:48,291
Ah. It feels good
to be back in business.

132
00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:50,583
Yes. Yes, it does, Father.

133
00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:53,250
But, oh wait. We cannot
be back in business.

134
00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,708
We are totally out of ham.

135
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,750
How did that happen?

136
00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,166
You... you guys better go
to the butcher

137
00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:04,208
before we get swamped
by a bunch of ham lovers.

138
00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,625
You know what?
You're right.

139
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,000
I think it's
National Ham Month.

140
00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,166
Theresa, grab some cash
and we'll go.

141
00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:11,500
[register dings]

142
00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,875
[screaming]

143
00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,375
Get it off! Get it off me!

144
00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,750
I got it, I got it.

145
00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,250
Careful, it takes
a very steady hand

146
00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,750
to keep the trap
from re-engaging.

147
00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,583
- [snapping]
- It re-engaged!

148
00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:25,000
- Get it off of me!
- I got it!

149
00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,750
- Harper.
- [snapping]

150
00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,333
[screaming]

151
00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,208
It snapped! It snapped!
Get it off!

152
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:36,000
I thought you said you got
rid of all the booby traps.

153
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000
That one isn't mine.
But it sure was fun

154
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,833
watching you go,
"It snapped, it snapped!"

155
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,458
Pretty good booby trap, huh?
I've got them rigged

156
00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:50,333
all over this place to catch
any government intruders.

157
00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:53,750
Max, I said
"business as usual."

158
00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,708
And I thought that was code
for "Rig this place like
there's no tomorrow."

159
00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,958
You had better get rid
of all your booby traps

160
00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,125
by the time we get home
from ham shopping.

161
00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:07,750
Welcome everyone.

162
00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,958
I know that you're
all here because I said

163
00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:12,000
Lady Gaga would be
on a motorcycle

164
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,875
jumping over a shark tank,

165
00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,583
but... OK. Um...

166
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:20,375
But that was just
a front to get you here.

167
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,708
I have something more
important to tell you.

168
00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:25,458
What could be more important
than Gaga?

169
00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,875
The government
has unfairly taken

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00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,250
a whole population
of wizards hostage.

171
00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:34,291
That's right, wizards.

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00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,208
[Alex] Wizards.

173
00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,625
I know because
I'm a wizard, too.

174
00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,583
Alex?

175
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,000
[reporter] Wizards?

176
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,500
Like, with magical powers?

177
00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,208
No, no.

178
00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,208
[stammering]

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00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:53,208
Wizards. Powers.

180
00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,958
This is a prank,
and you all fell for it.

181
00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:58,875
You were like...

182
00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,083
OK, it's time to go now.

183
00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,625
You can all leave. Go.

184
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,000
No, it's true.
It's true.

185
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,125
And those are my brothers.
They're wizards, too.

186
00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,458
[groaning]

187
00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,625
And I'm a werewolf.

188
00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,250
Alex, what are you doing?

189
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,000
I hope she doesn't tell
them we have wands.

190
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,333
And we have wands.

191
00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,208
If the government hadn't
turned off my powers,

192
00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:26,375
I'd be able to turn that pen
you're holding into a snake.

193
00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,125
My powers are back!

194
00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,708
Oh, my gosh! And you all
just saw I'm a wizard.

195
00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:36,250
She is a wizard!

196
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,083
[crowd chattering]

197
00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,958
[cameras clicking]

198
00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:51,000
This is amazing.
Wizardry exists!

199
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,291
Now, go spread the word, so that
we can save the Wizard World.

200
00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,291
Go on! Go.

201
00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,750
[thunder rumbling]

202
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,125
Professor Crumbs?

203
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,083
Did you just...

204
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:15,375
What happened with the swirling
and the reporters and...

205
00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,958
You have gotta teach me that!

206
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:26,208
Alex Russo, you broke
the ultimate wizard rule:

207
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,583
You exposed magic
to the world.

208
00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,125
Or rather,
attempted to.

209
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,166
No, no, no, no. I...

210
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,458
I was trying to save you.
You were trapped
with all the others.

211
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,708
That whole secret
government facility

212
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,333
was a creation of my
fertile imagination.

213
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:47,208
What? So, you just
made all of that up?

214
00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,291
Who does that?

215
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,458
The boss man does.

216
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,458
It was a test.
A test to see

217
00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:57,833
if you were worthy of
becoming a full wizard.

218
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,458
You failed miserably.

219
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,708
A test? Wow.

220
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:06,125
This wizard training thing
has gotten a lot tougher
since I did it.

221
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,625
So all those reporters
weren't actually here?

222
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,208
Mere ions from my wand.

223
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:15,833
Although I am guilty of
going gaga for Lady Gaga.

224
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:22,083
Wait. We got thrown
in jail, escaped,

225
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,291
struggled home
for 2,000 miles,

226
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,375
for a wizard test?

227
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:30,500
Oh, ho. You owe me a new
pair of shoes, boss man.

228
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,250
Agreed.

229
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,000
Will these strappy sandals do?

230
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,708
Oh!

231
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,208
They're cute!

232
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:41,291
Alex, I'll see you
in Wizard Court

233
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:45,000
to face the charges
for exposing magic.

234
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,458
It's the greatest crime
anyone can commit.

235
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,458
I tried to stop her.

236
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:53,375
Justin Russo, I'll see you
in Wizard Court as well.

237
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,583
Pardon me?

238
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,458
For exposing wizardry
to Agent Lamwood.

239
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,083
To stop aliens from
attacking the Earth.

240
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:07,750
Aliens. As if.

241
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,875
Professor!

242
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,500
What were you thinking?

243
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,291
Um, I think we're
in the wrong place.

244
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,375
Nope, this is Wizard Court.

245
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,458
Wizards are very efficient
and like to do all their
court stuff in one place.

246
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,125
Basketball court,
tennis court.

247
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,416
Today at four o'clock,
Wizard's Court.

248
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,125
[horn blowing]

249
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,375
It's four o'clock.

250
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:44,875
Oh, man! Why isn't there a
food court? That is a court.

251
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,958
Oh. It's Wizard Court already.

252
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,416
I guess I stretched
for nothing.

253
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:54,166
We will play a rematch later.

254
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,708
[clears throat] All right.

255
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,291
Everybody, please
take their seat.

256
00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,708
Court is in session.

257
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,583
Professor Crumbs
is my judge.

258
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,125
What was I worried about?

259
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,166
I've talked circles around
that guy tons of times.

260
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,875
May I introduce our
endless panel of judges?

261
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:19,500
Oh, yeah. That's a lot of judges
to talk circles around.

262
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,875
Alex and Justin Russo
are charged

263
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,416
with exposing wizardry
to the world.

264
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,333
[all booing]

265
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:32,708
Justin Russo has requested
to defend himself.

266
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,583
[single applause]

267
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,958
[whispering] Thanks, Mom.

268
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:42,000
Alex Russo, meet your lawyer,
Mr. Loser.

269
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,625
Seriously? I get a lawyer
named Mr. Loser?

270
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,958
What's your first name?

271
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,166
It's Bigtime.

272
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,000
Bigtime Loser? Come on!

273
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Alex, give him a chance.
He might be good.

274
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,833
My client would like
to plead guilty.

275
00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,291
I mean, not guilty.
I mean, double dribble.
Double fault.

276
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,583
I'm not good at this. I quit.
I am such a loser!

277
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,333
Don't worry, Alex. You don't
need that bigtime loser.

278
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,750
I'm gonna do what you do best
and lie like crazy.

279
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,583
Aw, I love it
when we share things.

280
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,208
Miss Russo, take the stand.

281
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,166
Yes. Yes, Your Honor.

282
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:22,708
Can I say, you look so handsome
in your little tennis get-up.

283
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,333
You don't look a day
over 800 years old.

284
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,333
I know, I look good.

285
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,833
- Don't push it, Miss Russo.
- OK.

286
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:36,416
Now, is it true that
you were held in a secret
government facility?

287
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:40,125
[scoffs]
Secret government facility?

288
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,750
No. No, I was never in a
secret government facility

289
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,458
because it never existed.

290
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,375
[all muttering]

291
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,875
I beg to differ.

292
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,625
Well, I beg for table scraps.

293
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,250
Let's review the evidence,
shall we?

294
00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,333
Bring out the
crystal replay ball.

295
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,875
We're gonna watch TV?

296
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,875
Oh, now I really wish
they had a food court.

297
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,416
I can't watch TV
without a corn dog.

298
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:12,500
Here. I was saving it to
keep you quiet at church.

299
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,875
Just eat it.

300
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,958
Judges, I have proof
that Alex Russo

301
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,750
was held in a jail cell
at the government facility.

302
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,458
Dad, I have my hidden
mini-wand in my boot.

303
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,125
I can get us out of here.

304
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:34,000
What do you have to say
for yourself now, Miss Russo?

305
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,958
That thing gets a
really good picture.

306
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,000
I can't find
my last booby trap.
Can you help me find it?

307
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,625
Oh, no. I don't want
any part of that.

308
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,083
After everything that's
been going on,

309
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,000
all I want to do
is sit and relax.

310
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,833
[mechanical whirring]

311
00:15:56,875 --> 00:16:01,416
Max. Does your trap
include your clothes hamper
mounted to the ceiling?

312
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,708
Yeah, it does. Let me know
if you see that, by the way.

313
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,875
[sarcastic laugh]

314
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,875
Oh, that's it!

315
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,250
Now, listen, Harper,
when you get up,

316
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,708
a pile of dirty clothes,
snacks I didn't finish,

317
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,708
bathroom floor hair and
banana peels will smother you.

318
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,416
It's like my own personal
avalanche of filth.

319
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:22,458
Oh, man.
What a predicament I'm in.

320
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,583
- It's bad.
- Yeah, it's...

321
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,291
But, you know, I have
to go to the bathroom.

322
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,458
Hey, why don't you
sit here for a second?

323
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,833
Then I'll come back, and
then I'll figure this out.

324
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,250
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

325
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000
I guess we can
make that work.
Let's bum-scooch on three.

326
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,625
And then you're gonna
come right back, right?

327
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,125
Yeah, I'm gonna be
right back.

328
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,708
One... two...

329
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,583
Three.

330
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,000
- Ciao, man.
- Nice.

331
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,958
That was a good bum-scooch.
OK, I'm gonna be back.

332
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,083
- Right back.
- Yeah.

333
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,875
[whistles] Hey, yo, taxi!

334
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,083
[tires screeching]

335
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,583
[horn honking]

336
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,708
Mr. Russo, if you are prepared
to defend yourself,

337
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,583
you may proceed.

338
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,291
The defense calls
Justin Russo.

339
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,166
[clears throat]

340
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,875
I'm sorry, Justin. I had
to bring you in for this.

341
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,875
Now I cross to the witness box
and I answer.

342
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,416
I understand.

343
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,166
- [all muttering]
- Then I'm the lawyer again.

344
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,458
You know something,
Justin?

345
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,583
Quite frankly, you are
the most trustworthy,

346
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,416
honest guy that I know.

347
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:38,208
And I find it unfathomable that
you could ever expose magic.

348
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,833
Now go to the witness box.
This is good. This is good!

349
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,875
I agree, Justin.
It is unfathomable.

350
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Stop this!

351
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,583
You're driving me crazy
with this back and forth.

352
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:56,083
Duplicate yourself.
You're making me go...

353
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,708
Of course, sir.

354
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,458
Edgebono-utoosis.

355
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,750
Gentlemen...

356
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:09,708
...of the basketball, tennis,
and Wizard Court.

357
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,625
I ask you,

358
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:16,000
are we certain
that Justin was the one
who exposed wizardry?

359
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,875
Or, perhaps could it
have been someone who
merely looked like him?

360
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:25,250
Or, was it someone
who looked like me?

361
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:32,875
[whispering] You're good.

362
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,583
You even got me convinced
I'm innocent.

363
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,000
My client has
admitted guilt.

364
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,958
[all groaning]

365
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,333
What?

366
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,208
The crystal replay ball,
please!

367
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,708
I'm a wizard.

368
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,333
And I...

369
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,958
...rest my case.

370
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,875
Why are you
doing this to me?

371
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,625
Because I'm Justin and you know
me better than anyone.

372
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,708
You know that I abide
by truth and justice.

373
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,458
[strained] And I
admire you for that.

374
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,625
Very well, I think
we've heard enough.

375
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,833
The judges will now
deliberate at length.

376
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,166
[judges muttering]

377
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,833
What's that?

378
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,708
You have a verdict already?

379
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, that's never good.

380
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,500
Judges, input your ruling.

381
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,458
[loud buzzer]

382
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,083
Really?!

383
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,291
Please stand for sentencing.

384
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,083
Alex Russo,
you are now demoted

385
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,833
from level three
down to level one

386
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,625
in your family
wizard competition.

387
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,208
But that's all the way
back to the beginning.

388
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,875
And Justin Russo,
you have been demoted

389
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,000
from level five
back to level one.

390
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,583
Level one?

391
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,500
But Max is a level three.

392
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,250
How are we gonna
catch up to him?

393
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,166
It will be nearly impossible.

394
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,875
There was only one sibling
who passed my test

395
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,000
who did not expose wizardry.

396
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,250
And it appears most likely

397
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,500
that Max Russo will be
the next family wizard.

398
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,250
- No!
- Come on!

399
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,708
Um, excuse me, Your Honor,
Professor Crumbs.

400
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,625
I don't think that's
a good idea.

401
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,958
Max can be a little...
unpredictable.

402
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,250
Oh, come on now.
I'm sure Max is on his way

403
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,291
to becoming an
outstanding citizen.

404
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,750
Let me show the court

405
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,875
what this young man
is all about.

406
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,875
[makes motor, crashing sounds]

407
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,458
Wait, why am I
sitting here again?

408
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,000
Buried in my own
avalanche of filth.

409
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,833
I love it.

410
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,416
Yeah. That's disgusting.

411
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:18,083
Wow. I can see why
you are concerned.

412
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,458
However, the penalty is set.

413
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,125
Game. Set. Match.

414
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,250
I'm off to tennis.

415
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,416
I really thought I was
gonna be the family wizard.

416
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,958
And I really thought
that some way, somehow,

417
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,500
I was gonna cheat you out
of being the family wizard.

418
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,333
Max. Max!

419
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,583
Whassup?

420
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,333
Look, we have something
important to tell you.

421
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,875
It looks like you are going
to be the family wizard.

422
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,583
Really? What about you guys?

423
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:04,458
We got penalized,
and now you're way ahead.

424
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,708
Well, then, that settles it.

425
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,000
I'm gonna be
the family wizard.

426
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,958
Now who wants to help me reload
the hamper so we can celebrate?

427
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,000
[Harper] Follow me.

428
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,375
- Come on, where are
you guys going?
- [Harper whistling]

429
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,750
- It's really easy...
- [Harper] Hey, yo! Taxi!

430
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,583
[tires screeching,
horns honking]