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Five eleven is your change.

2
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Um, did you look at
the bill I gave you?

3
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Uh, yes, I gave you
change for two 20s.

4
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[chuckling] I know,
but take a good look at it,

5
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'cause I wrote my
phone number on it.

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Intentionally marking currency
is a federal offense.

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Look, it was just
my silly way

8
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of seeing if you'd like
to go out some time.

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My name's Sara.

10
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Look, uh...
Sara, I'm sorry.

11
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It's just that you remind me
of my old girlfriend.

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She was a girl, too.

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Looks like I got a lot
in common with her.

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Because I'm also a girl...

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...who thinks you're cute.

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Oh, great.

17
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Now you're exactly like her.
She thought I was cute, too.

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What else? Do you
like my clammy hands?

19
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She loved my clammy hands.
Go ahead, feel my clammy hands!

20
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Wow! That was
a little dramatic.

21
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Good thing your next
girlfriend likes drama.

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[giggling] Call me.

23
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we used to do that, too!

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Oh my gosh, that cute girl
was totally into you.

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How could you just
blow her off like that?

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Because an appropriate amount
of time has not passed

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since I lost Juliet.

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And that appropriate amount
of time will be in the year...

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[voice breaking]
...two thousand and never!

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Justin, I know you're
hurting from losing Juliet,

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but you've got to find
a way to move on.

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Son, I remember
when John Bender,

33
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Benjamin Kenobi, Ponyboy, and I

34
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were all in love
with the same girl.

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Mary-Ann Delou. [sighs]

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And I had to just
face the fact

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that they had cool names
and I didn't.

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And it was... Oh, I know
what you're thinking.

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You're thinking this story
has nothing to do

40
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with your situation.
And you're probably right.

41
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But I got stuff going on too,

42
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and sometimes I need
to talk about it.

43
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There were so many things I
wanted to do with Juliet.

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Like... Like see
the Grand Canyon,

45
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or swim with dolphins.

46
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I didn't even get to
take her on a boat ride in
Central Park for her birthday.

47
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Oh, look, dude, the chick got
scratched by a werewolf, OK?

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She turned old,
like, 2,193 years old,

49
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and then dragged her wrinkly
self into the woods forever.

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Let her go.

51
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OK, first of all,
it's 2,194 tomorrow.

52
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Maybe that's why I'm so upset!

53
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Maybe that's why I could use
a little sympathy from you guys.

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Alex, take it easy on him.

55
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Look, sometimes you just gotta
yank the bandage right off.

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That's what I did
with Mason.

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It was hard, but I'm ready
for my next relationship now.

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And I know when it happens,
we're gonna be together forever.

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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

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♪ That's what I said ♪

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything is not ♪

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♪ What it seems ♪♪

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Oh, it's a tent?

77
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Thought the package said
it was a life raft.

78
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Hey, guys, I need something
to put my camping stuff in.

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Oh! Oh, my gosh.

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Camping sounds like
so much fun.

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You know, sleeping under
the stars in Central Park,

82
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with three million other New
Yorkers just one zipper away
from attacking you.

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That's why I'm gonna
lay down this bubble wrap

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all around the perimeter
of this tent.

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One pop and I'm outta there.

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I could move faster if I had
a shirt with a pocket

87
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big enough to hold
all my stuff in it, though.

88
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Why don't you just
wear your backpack, Max?

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[laughing] Alex,
a backpack without a shirt?

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Come on, I'd be freezing.

91
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Not to mention the chafing from
when I'm running from attackers.

92
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Backpack shirt.

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I'm on it. Come on, Alex.
You're gonna help me.

94
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Oh, I'm not
helping you with that.

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Excuse me, sir. Pardon me.

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Max, did you just
see Juliet walk by?

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Juliet? You mean,
the one who got really old,

98
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hobbled off into the woods
and you're never gonna
see again?

99
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- Yeah, that's the one.
- No, I don't remember her.

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Maybe I didn't see her either.

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Oh, wait a minute.
You got a camping box, too?

102
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All right, don't get jealous,

103
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but Harper's making me
a shirt to hold all my stuff in.

104
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Max, I really don't have time
for your randomness right now.

105
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So why don't you just
put your junk in a backpack?

106
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Because, if I put a backpack on,
there's a pretty good chance

107
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I may just walk
straight to school.

108
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I'll be on my way.

109
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Justin?

110
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It's me. Juliet.

111
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- Juliet?
- I'm back.

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- Is it you?
- Yes.

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It can't be.

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- I must be dreaming.
- No, no, it is.

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It's your Snoogly-Boo-Boo
McCuteykins.

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Snoogly-Boo-Boo McCuteykins!

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Oh, my gosh! It is you!

118
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Juliet, you look great!
You're young again!

119
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What kind of moisturizer
are you using?

120
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I need to get me
some of that.

121
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OK, wait a minute.
How'd this happen?

122
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Uh... Lollipop.

123
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- What?
- Cream cheese.

124
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What's going on with you?

125
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,708
OK, you know what?
It doesn't matter.

126
00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,583
I'm just so happy to see you.

127
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So many people told me
to just move on and let go,

128
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but I knew there was
a reason why I shouldn't.

129
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And this is it.

130
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I was right not to let go.

131
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No, no, Justin,
that's why I came back.

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To tell you
it's OK to let go.

133
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What are you talking about?
That doesn't make any sense.

134
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You're right.
It doesn't make any sense.

135
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Let's talk about this later.

136
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Wait, no, no, no.
You can't leave.

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I still want to take you on
a boat ride in Central Park

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and we can have
a picnic on the rocks.

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We were gonna do it for your
birthday, and we still can.

140
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- I'll meet you
in the park tonight, OK?
- OK.

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Yes! My Juliet's back!

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Whoo-hoo!

143
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Hey, Dad, can I
have this soup ladle?

144
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I think it'll be perfect
for when I'm out

145
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ladling things in the wild.

146
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Max, what do you think
ladling is?

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[yodeling]

148
00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,125
What that has to do
with soup, I have no idea.

149
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Attention, everyone!
My true love has returned!

150
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,125
And she's not
2,000 years old anymore!

151
00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,208
Which is...

152
00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,166
[chuckling nervously]

153
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,125
Justin, what is going on?

154
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Juliet's back. I just
bumped into her outside.

155
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We have a date tonight.

156
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,958
I thought Juliet turned old
and hobbled into the forest.

157
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No, she did. But apparently
our love overcame all that.

158
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Oh, my gosh! Juliet is back!
This is so exciting!

159
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Juliet's back! Yay!
Guess what?

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Juliet's back!
She's back! She's...

161
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,833
Justin, I promised your father

162
00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:47,208
I wasn't gonna badmouth
magic anymore, but sweetie,

163
00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:50,208
this doesn't add up.
And when things don't add up,

164
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it's because there's
usually magic involved.

165
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,250
And when there's magic involved,
nothing good ever happens!

166
00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:59,416
There. I said it.

167
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,833
I'm not badmouthing magic,

168
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,333
I'm just stating the facts.

169
00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,458
Mom's right. This is weird.

170
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:11,000
Have we learned nothing from
Dad's Mary-Ann Delou story?

171
00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,833
Mary-Ann Delou?

172
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:17,625
So you're still thinking
about her? Huh?

173
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,166
I... I was trying
to help my son.

174
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,333
Moving on. It's healthy.
Tell her, Justin.

175
00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,500
Sometimes if you don't
move on, they come right back.

176
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,375
What? Wait. Honey!

177
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,708
I think what Justin's
trying to say

178
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,333
is that when people come back,

179
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,250
it's because they have something
very important to say,

180
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,875
and you should listen to them.

181
00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,375
Because they might say
something like,

182
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,500
"It's time to move on!"

183
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,583
[coughing dramatically]

184
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,833
Hey, look what I made!

185
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,333
It's Max's backpack shirt.

186
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,833
It's pretty exciting.

187
00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:54,583
Great! Now, I am all set
to go camping in the park.

188
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,875
[yodeling]

189
00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:13,166
- I can't believe
you're here right now.
- [laughing]

190
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,833
I actually thought
I'd never see you again.

191
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,708
Yeah... And, um...

192
00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,500
I know, sometimes people
come back for a reason.

193
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,416
Um... You know how I was
talking to you earlier

194
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,708
- about moving on?
- Oh, I know.

195
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,250
Crazy, right?
It's a good thing I didn't.

196
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:35,708
[exhales] Juliet, we need
to run away and be together.

197
00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,583
- What?
- Look...

198
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,583
We need to get away
from all this wizards
and vampires stuff.

199
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,208
You know where we should go?

200
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,583
Missoula, Montana!

201
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,875
Wait, so, you mean,
just you and me?

202
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,000
Yes, it'll be great!

203
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,458
No one around to tell
us it's a crazy idea.

204
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,125
Because we're meant
to be together.

205
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,958
It's gonna be so much fun.

206
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,625
Oh, that would be
so much fun.

207
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,458
I know! And we can
live on a ranch.

208
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,875
And... And I hear they have
a historical Old West
reenactment town.

209
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,208
We can get jobs there!

210
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,875
You as a cancan girl,
and me as the piano player.

211
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,458
But I wouldn't have to play,
because it's automatic!

212
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:13,125
It just... [miming silently]

213
00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:18,833
It's a reenactment town?
That's costumes, right?

214
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,291
And we wouldn't
have to tell Alex?

215
00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:21,583
We wouldn't
have to tell anyone.

216
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:24,458
We can get on my dad's magic
flying carpet and we can go.

217
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,958
- Right now.
- Oh, Justin.

218
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:34,000
Oh, I can't kiss you
or go away with you.

219
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,333
Why not?

220
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,166
Because I'm in love
with Zeke.

221
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,375
You're in love with Zeke?

222
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,875
It's because he can
do a back flip, isn't it?

223
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,583
I knew I should have taken
that tumbling class with him

224
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,000
when I had the chance.

225
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,125
Um...

226
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,500
I'm not Juliet.

227
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,000
I'm Harper.

228
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,500
What?!

229
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:04,833
You...!

230
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,333
[spluttering]

231
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,750
Well, that explains
the skipper outfit, I guess.

232
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,000
Yeah, I made it myself.
Do you like it?

233
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,458
Excuse me for just one second.

234
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,708
[clears throat]

235
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,583
[splash]

236
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,958
You could have just said no.

237
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,833
Why would you
do this, Harper?

238
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,625
I thought I was getting
reunited with my girlfriend!

239
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,166
I was trying to help you.

240
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,708
You have a really deranged
idea of what help is.

241
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:48,875
Wait a minute, are you Alex
pretending to be Harper

242
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,708
pretending to be Juliet?
'Cause that's just sick.

243
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,500
No, no, it really
is me, Harper.

244
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,708
If I was Alex, I would've
sunk the boat in the middle
of the lake.

245
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,125
Yeah, that's true.

246
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,958
Look, it all started off

247
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,208
when that girl was flirting
with you at the Sub Station,
remember?

248
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,708
OK, let's stare at the tree
and I'll explain more.

249
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,333
Are you really gonna make Max
that stupid backpack shirt?

250
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,500
No. A backpack shirt
would be embarrassing.

251
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,083
And that hat?

252
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,750
Oh, don't start with me!

253
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,833
I just wanted
to get you into the lair.

254
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,958
I can't stand
to see Justin like this.

255
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,875
Well, I can't stand to see
Justin hardly at all.

256
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,416
But I've gotten used to it,
and so should you,

257
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,375
because Juliet
is not coming back.

258
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,291
- Or is she?
- No, she's not.

259
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,291
Didn't you see her
hobble off into the woods?

260
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,750
I think Mason ate her.

261
00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:43,833
All right, here's a thought.

262
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,875
Justin needs to move on,
and if he can't hear it
from us,

263
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,125
maybe he needs
to hear it from Juliet.

264
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,000
But he already did
hear it from her.

265
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,708
The old lady version of her.

266
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,583
Yeah, but come on,
who listens to old people?

267
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,166
What if you made me look like
Juliet, and then she told him?

268
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:01,125
Harper, that doesn't sound
like you want to help Justin.

269
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,583
That sounds like you
want to date him.

270
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,250
Oh, that's not it.

271
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,583
Why is it so hard
to get you Russos

272
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,250
to do something
nice for each other?

273
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,458
Because, when you're doing
something nice for someone,

274
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,458
your guard is down.
And that's when another Russo

275
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,750
will come right
behind you and trip you.

276
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,958
OK, fine, I'll do it,

277
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,000
but only because you're
doing all the work.

278
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,625
I'm just waving a wand.

279
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,166
Transfix. Transpose.

280
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,416
Make Harper look like Juliet,
from head to toe.

281
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:29,583
Huh? How do I look?

282
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,875
You look great. You look great.

283
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,583
Um...

284
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,875
This is a lot more
work than I thought.

285
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,708
OK, all right.

286
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,708
Transfix. Transpose.
Make Harper look like

287
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,583
young Juliet,
including the clothes.

288
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,500
There you go.

289
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,708
Testing, testing. [giggles]

290
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,375
I even have Juliet's voice.

291
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:57,500
I pale in comparison
to Harper Finkle.

292
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,708
I've always wanted
to hear her say that.

293
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,708
OK, now go and
walk around Waverly Place

294
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:04,125
until you bump into Justin.

295
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,458
And I'll tell him that he should
just move on from Juliet.

296
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,750
We'll have a moment,
but that will be it.

297
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,875
Oh, what should we do about
the backpack shirt for Max?

298
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,458
I'll... I'll throw
something together.

299
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,333
OK, just make sure it's
not shoddy workmanship.

300
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,708
It's Harper that's making that.

301
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,125
Don't push it, blondie.

302
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:26,291
[Harper] So when Alex
turned me into Juliet,
I had good intentions.

303
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,458
But then you started asking all
those questions and I panicked.

304
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,166
Excuse me, sir. Pardon me.

305
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,708
Max, did you just
see Juliet walk by?

306
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,708
Psst!

307
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,458
What are you doing? You're
supposed to be with Justin.

308
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:49,583
I panicked.

309
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,958
Hey, my part of this
was just waving a wand.

310
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,458
Now I have to
motivate you, too?

311
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,250
But what if he starts
asking me questions

312
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,583
before I can tell
him to move on?

313
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,458
Like... how I became young,

314
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,250
or how I got back?

315
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,708
Just do what I do when people
ask me for answers I don't know.

316
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,750
Just say random words
until they change the subject.

317
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,958
- You sure that's gonna work?
- Lollipop.

318
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,583
Can't get any more
random than that.

319
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,375
- Cream cheese.
- You just did.

320
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,250
Ooh, that totally works!

321
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,583
OK. [exhales]

322
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,875
- I'm going back in.
- Good girl.

323
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,458
Justin. It's me.

324
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,000
Juliet.

325
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,208
You knew it was wrong
to mess with my feelings!

326
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,125
No, I hadn't fully
thought out my scheme.

327
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,250
So you admit it was a scheme!

328
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,875
- Can I finish?
- You may.

329
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,583
I'll meet you
in the park tonight, OK?

330
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,000
Yes! My Juliet's back!

331
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,416
- So, how did it go?
- Pretty good.

332
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:52,083
- So you told him to move on?
- OK, not pretty good.

333
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,333
Good. OK, a little
less than good.

334
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,000
But not bad. We have a date
tonight at the boat pond.

335
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,333
A date?

336
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,958
Harper, that wasn't the plan!

337
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:03,583
OK, I'll just go
on the date with Justin

338
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:06,333
- and tell him to move on.
- Fine.

339
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,625
Can you change me
back to Harper?

340
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,750
I hate dressing this drab.

341
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,875
[Justin] Whoo-hoo!
Juliet's back! Juliet's back!

342
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,875
Transfix. Transpose.

343
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,833
Make Harper look like herself,
including the clothes.

344
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,208
OK!

345
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,750
[Justin] Juliet's back.

346
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,125
I just bumped into her outside.
We have a date later tonight.

347
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,875
Oh my gosh, he's telling
your parents about Juliet.

348
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,166
They're gonna know it was me.

349
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,625
No, they won't.
Just act surprised.

350
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,875
[Jerry] ...hobbled off
into the forest.

351
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,458
She did! Our love
overcame all that.

352
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,250
Oh, my gosh! Juliet is back!

353
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,000
This is so exciting!

354
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,291
Juliet's back! Yay! Guess what?
Juliet's back! She's back!

355
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,375
Justin, I promised your father

356
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,875
I wasn't gonna badmouth magic
anymore, but sweetie,

357
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,458
this doesn't add up.

358
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,708
- How'd I do?
- Mom's suspicious.

359
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,000
We need to throw her
off our trail.

360
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,458
Should I say some
random stuff?

361
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,458
No. Dad's trying
to do something nice.

362
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,291
Time to trip him
from behind.

363
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,125
I'm not badmouthing magic,
I'm just stating the facts.

364
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,083
Mom's right.
I mean, this is weird.

365
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:13,000
Have we learned nothing from
Dad's Mary-Ann Delou story?

366
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,625
Mary-Ann Delou?

367
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,833
So you're still
thinking about her?

368
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,291
I... I was just trying
to help my son.

369
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,416
Moving on. It's healthy.
Tell her, Justin.

370
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,708
Sometimes if you don't move on,
they come right back.

371
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,708
What? Wait!

372
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,583
I think what Justin's
trying to say

373
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,291
is that when people come back,

374
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,125
it's because they have
something very important to say,

375
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,750
and you should listen to them.

376
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,375
Because they might
say something like,

377
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,458
"It's time to move on."

378
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,625
[dramatic coughing]
Harper, stop talking!

379
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,750
But I still don't understand
how you thought

380
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,458
bringing a pretend Juliet
back into my life would help.

381
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,500
You weren't moving on,

382
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,875
and I thought you needed
to hear it from the person

383
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,291
you were still in love with.

384
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,208
It's time.

385
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,500
I should have known
it was too good to be true.

386
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,958
I mean, where...
Where's a guy like me

387
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:10,291
gonna find a girl
like that again?

388
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,458
You probably won't
find a girl like her again.

389
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,166
But that doesn't mean you won't
find a girl you'll like again.

390
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,291
She's out there somewhere.

391
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,458
You just have to be open
to finding her.

392
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000
Wait, you're... you're not
supposed to kiss Juliet.

393
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,333
You're supposed
to be getting over her.

394
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,291
[sighs] I know.

395
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,000
That wasn't for Juliet.

396
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,875
It was for you, Harper.

397
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,458
Thank you.

398
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,708
No problem.

399
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,875
Transfix. Transpose.

400
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,708
Make Harper look like herself
again, including the clothes.

401
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,833
[gasps] Thank you.

402
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,500
And, when you kissed me,
I was Juliet,

403
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,625
so Zeke does not need
to know about this.

404
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,583
[sighs] You know what, Harper?

405
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,166
I am gonna move on.

406
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,833
I think a part of me
will always love Juliet.

407
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,583
- [crashing]
- Help! My shoe!

408
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,250
Help me! Help me!

409
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,250
The tools in this thing
are in the back.

410
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,625
This is not a good design.

411
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,208
Yeah, it's not.

412
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,000
You know, Alex made that.

413
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,208
Bravo! Bravo!

414
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,583
It's the best
backpack shirt ever.

415
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,875
Harper, help him down.

416
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,708
Justin, be ready to trip him!

417
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,750
Ooh, I, uh...

418
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,750
I should have told you
to wear flip-flops.

419
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,833
I don't want you
to get your shoes wet.

420
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,083
You could...
You could carry me.

421
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,250
Oh.

422
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,375
Yes... [clears throat]

423
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,583
I could do that.

424
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,625
I'm... I'm so sorry.

425
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,375
- Are you OK?
- Yes, you broke my fall.

426
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,750
- Are you OK?
- Uh, yeah, I'm better.

427
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,583
- Good.
- I meant emotionally.

428
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,083
- My knee is jacked up.
- [laughing]